Things Only Old People Say. Ron Ruhman
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2020
- Things only old people say, we've all heard them, but when we start saying them we realize we're becoming old, at least thats what Ron Ruhman thinks. In this clip from Ron Ruhman's Dry Bar Comedy special Ron breaks down the hilarious things only old people say, and what you realize when you start syaing them yourself. Watch Ron Ruman's full Dry Bar Comedy special only at www.drybarcomedy.com/ronr
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When you get old, you don’t have the energy to say “shenanigans “.
yes,you do....
1st time I "heard" myself say "shenanigans", I couldn't believe it !
That was my Scottish Great Gran's word.
I'm only 28 and have used Shenanigans my whole life, picked it up from my Irish grandma and Scottish grandpa. Being Southern also means I say a lot of those phrases.
I was thinking that the same thing. My grandfather was southern. We use all kinds of southern words and phrases, people look at me like I'm crazy. 🤩
I'm 26 and I say, "It was a hoot." Ha ha
Someone asks me how I'm doing and I reply, "I'm able to sit up and take nourishment." My late father used to say that. Now I am too. I'm old.
I use my grandfather's saying, "I ain't dead yet."
@@loopslytle That's a good one too
I sometimes say "Every day is better than the next". Not a single person has understood that sentence. Read it carefully. If they did they'd ask "That bad huh?"
I'm almost 50 and things are starting to hurt too and my words don't make sense either.😂🤣🙃
Where’s that “thing-a-ma-bob”, “whatcha-a-ma-call-it”, or “whosie- what-sa”
Ha, Ha, you forgot the "thingy-ma-jig"!
I'm over 60. Can soooo relate, right?
Doo-hickey
Thingamajig, whatchamacallit and dohickermerbobby. All had the same meaning 'that thing over there that I can't remember the name of.'
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 , that’s just your idiocy.
Okay..,.,, I like this guy.
I see ..,.,..,,
Years ago, I named my personal transport (pickup truck) "The Handbasket". I had that phrase in mind. . . That was more than a decade ago, so I guess I'm going coffin shopping tomorrow.
Malarkey!
Sláinte!
I'm thinking most of the Malarky people have by now kicked the bucket.
Watching 😍and laughing🤣 out loud from Las 🎲 Vegas 💸 Nevada🎰.
Shenanigans is part of my vocabulary.
I don't think of myself as old.
Shenanigans.. I must be old!
I have used that term since I was 12 years old.
William Bilyeu me too.
Shenanigans is fun to say and they're even more fun to participate in.
William Johnson Haha!
I started saying that when I was 19, my grandma said it all the time
I love the word shenanigans. I use it whenever possible. 😆
Brilliant, Ron, I love it! Keep it coming :-D
When my father got old and someone asked him how he was doing, he would say "I'm hanging in by a thread" now that I'm 59 and someone asks me how am I doing, I say the same thing. When my boss was 44 years old he would say fair to middlan. I guess when you get that age your old!? I was 34 and had never heard that phrase before.
This guy is great!
I'm in my 30s, and "shenanigans" is a regular word used by me and my friends.
We're screwed, aren't we? Lol.
I actually use most of those terms somewhat often. I blame having old school parents, so my mentality is closer to that of a 60-ye....
Excuse me. Gotta go chase some kids off my lawn. Daggone whippersnappers always causing a ruckus.
Don't worry, I am the same. My Dad was a baby boomer (1949), I am in my mid twenties and I have more in common with those in a assisted living and retirement homes than I do with those in my own generation. I am entirely lost with the new age slang...
I have not heard those words used since I was a kid and my parents always talked that way! Wow!
I say almost all of these
Haha! Good set!
I've used some of these phrases my whole life. Picked up shenanigans from my late grandmother and it was an active part of my vocabulary when I was 12, mainly because I was raised in a household where we weren't allowed to curse unless we were injured or immediately prefaced or followed the curse with the phrase "for lack of a better term." We had 'alternative curse words' for days. Flim-flam-fliggle-floggle-floodle was my favorite because it made all the adults in my family laugh. Like, they knew what I wanted to be saying, but apparently it was hilarious to hear an eight year old censor herself.
How do I know I'm old? I've read the date on my birth certificate.😉
Remember gang, the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is..... that little extra 👌 - Dan, MGR, Shenanigan's Bar and Grill
“Fair to middling”. A “hoot” means, funny or something to hoot about. A ‘hand basket’ is a small basket you carry in your hand. Great stuff.
I've always imagined a handbasket is one of those twine baskets that I've seen in movies that people take on picnics, that have those liftable lids on both sides. HANDbasket because you put your hand in there to take stuff out... idk.
Coffin has been ordered!!🤪
Hmmm I'm 33/ south African and I use the word shenanigans 😂
My dad literally put his plate of food on the tile floor and took a photo of it. I was bewildered. He did it for the most prime old person reasons.
1. Can't operate phone camera with one hand
2. Wanted a picture of the whole plate and the counter was too high
3. Didn't want me to see?
I've just learned some new vocabulary
ugh what a hunk 😂😂😂
I'm 28 and occasionally use "irked" 😂
I knew when I got mail from AARP🤠👍
Hand basket is an antique purse or lunch box.
hand basket. in the 1800s, brakemen on trains worked on a catwalk on the roof of rail cars. if the train passed under a tree, bridge or other structure while he was up there, or he fell between cars, his remains (after lying in a hot mail car for a week or two in a hand basket) would be dropped off to relatives. (greatgreatsomething was a conductor) may be the origin of "basket case". love ya.
"Tickle the balls with your tongue and don't neglect the taint.",...Just me?
lol i'm 20 and i've been using "Irked" since i was 16.
I'm 23 and i use "shenanigans" regularly
Old people be like: Son how old are you
Me: 14
Them: when I was you age I was 18
Hes Jim Gaffigan's voice twin!
What does "Fair to Midland" even mean? Lol 🤣
It’s actually ‘fair to middling’ ie pretty average.
I was told it came from the textile industry. Like a grading term for cotton or thread or something.
🤣🤣🤣
What if you moved passed "shenanigans" and joined them jumping all over the place.
...lord willing ...
😄
👋
What’s a kiniption fit?
conniption fit ≈ tantrum
@@RN-cg4no where does it come from? X
I used to live next door to the Shenanigans. Very annoying, loud family. Also, you absolutely don't want to go to Hell in a handbasket, it sounds very flammable, indeed.
& THOSE THAT ARE "SAVED" LAUGH AS HELL IS TAKEN LIGHTLY. WWJD?
I say fair to Midland all the time.
Well... Stop. It's middling.
Southerners are not sure if they are old or not. All of these words are used by old and young folks.
Lost me at "fair to midland". It's "middling". It wasn't awful, but I couldn't get the wrongness out of my head.
Me, a 20 yr old......shoot
I would have said that'll be enough of that gobbledy d e g o o k haberdashery if I was a father and I seen two little kids of mine jumping on a bed that's what I would say to him this is just a hypothetical I don't really think I'll ever be a father but that's what I would say to them in that situation if I was a father
Although funny, he needs to work on his terminology. The term is Fair to middlin' or middling not Fair to midland.
Mayne he's from Texas.
@@kvogel9245 hahahaha, maybe so. In that case the term takes on a whole new meaning. Ever been to Midland? It's the armpit of Texas, lol
Omg you missed the joke.
@@littleangel309steiman.7 how so?
Debby he MEANT to say Midland.
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Some people think that they should start acting like and old person when they get older. They actively change their voice to sound old, speak like their old relatives did when THEY got old, and even dress like old people.
Good delivery, weak material.
This guy lost all credibility as an older person, by being "fair to midland".
Yep! My thought exactly!
Ahhh, comedy that only simple middle americans could laugh at.
The elevator music of comedy.
If potatoe salad could be funny, it would be funnier than this garbage.
You sound like a hoot.