Kids Say The Funniest Things | Funny Moments Compilation

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  • @furfamily
    @furfamily 3 роки тому +972

    5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks'
    "But it's the greatest thing ever!" 😂😂😂

  • @Yoshis_Studio
    @Yoshis_Studio 3 роки тому +582

    The Headlock kid is by far the biggest legend in this compilation. "But it's the greatest thing ever!" You are absolutely right child, preach!

    • @DemeDemetre
      @DemeDemetre 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @gleadhill79
      @gleadhill79 2 роки тому +3

      Pure gold! 😂😂😂

    • @theusher2893
      @theusher2893 2 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure she was told to say that.

    • @brianmurphy250
      @brianmurphy250 2 роки тому +3

      Very true…. And as a kid I’d prefer the headlock rather than a kick to the jewels.
      I bet he marries her one day

  • @punelopepunstop5515
    @punelopepunstop5515 3 роки тому +475

    Man: “Are you Thor?”
    Girl: “No, I’m five.”
    Oooo… good one kid!

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 3 роки тому +19

      she simply heard '''four'' where the other one disagreed to aknowledge the existance of number 4 as such

    • @jamesscott5407
      @jamesscott5407 3 роки тому +4

      @@kirdot2011 thankyou for clearing that up for everyone mate 👍

    • @RenamonandLuna
      @RenamonandLuna 3 роки тому +2

      That 🤔🧐🤨 face tho

  • @TheGavrael
    @TheGavrael 3 роки тому +141

    2:33 "One time" is the worst possible answer to that question. Oh man.

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 2 роки тому +12

      The dad’s face going from amused and humouring to wait WHAT got me so bad

    • @LDogSmiles
      @LDogSmiles 2 роки тому +4

      My man was choking on air

  • @Danielle-wo6vn
    @Danielle-wo6vn 3 роки тому +587

    😆 the girl that put him in a headlock & took him all the way down, because it’s the greatest

    • @jamesscott5407
      @jamesscott5407 3 роки тому +14

      She's going to he the first female president of the USA...legend status activated

    • @FireN2k9
      @FireN2k9 3 роки тому +9

      @@jamesscott5407
      Place your bets now :D

    • @RubSomefastOnIt
      @RubSomefastOnIt 3 роки тому +9

      @@jamesscott5407 more coherent then the current one...

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 3 роки тому +4

      Yes absolutely amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @praveer_mishra
      @praveer_mishra 3 роки тому +1

      Hey can anyone explain me this headlock thing, I didn't understand a thing in that instance, I'm might not getting it cause this is not so famous at my place . BTW the compilation was so enjoyable and funny ❤️from 🇮🇳

  • @emulsifi3r
    @emulsifi3r 3 роки тому +184

    This is by far my favorite funny kids compilation. Especially the "Awww sh*t" one.

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 3 роки тому +143

    0:47 Dude, I'm 27 and I still have stupid moments like this. I once had a moment where I lost my phone so I tried to track it down with a phone finder app....on my phone.

    • @Clearlyclynn
      @Clearlyclynn 3 роки тому +19

      That’s a good one! I’ve looked for my glasses before when I was wearing them… usually it doesn’t last more than a few moments, but boy….

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 3 роки тому +18

      @@Clearlyclynn Here's another good one, my friend once got a text from another friend that said "I can't find my phone"

    • @Clearlyclynn
      @Clearlyclynn 3 роки тому +6

      @@MythicSuns that’s hilarious!

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne7062
      @justsomewendigowithinterne7062 2 роки тому +10

      same here bro, today I was making a Lego technic set and I was missing a few parts. looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Looked in my hand, boom. there they were.

    • @alm5992
      @alm5992 2 роки тому +1

      This is what too much technology does to people.

  • @prestonfisher3945
    @prestonfisher3945 3 роки тому +282

    The innocence of little kids, it's so cute and hilarious

    • @theboxnews7758
      @theboxnews7758 3 роки тому +1

      *Yes, and are convinced of everything they say*****WELCOME*****

    • @RenamonandLuna
      @RenamonandLuna 3 роки тому +1

      My goggles!

    • @darrylgibson3575
      @darrylgibson3575 3 роки тому +9

      Except for the one at 1:30, that poor girl is going to have a hard time learning how to be humble.

    • @jjhack3r
      @jjhack3r 3 роки тому +1

      No innocence here...

  • @dacronic1646
    @dacronic1646 3 роки тому +112

    The slimy glove!!! Lmfao!! The innocence is adorable.

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 3 роки тому +253

    Headlock girl in 20 years time: "My fiancée was late turning up for our romantic restaurant dinner, so I put him in an headlock and took him down. It's the greatest thing ever!"

    • @marktaylor865
      @marktaylor865 3 роки тому +7

      Chapter two to this story. Headlock girl put inmate Tracy in a headlock and took her down for hogging the carrot. Lol

    • @randallfabian6640
      @randallfabian6640 3 роки тому +2

      Future Ronda Rousey!

  • @realname4898
    @realname4898 3 роки тому +458

    Say "bye bye"
    Mason: "You're about to die"
    🤣

    • @StraigtEdgeMember
      @StraigtEdgeMember 3 роки тому +14

      I completely lost it at that part.

    • @zaeltrus
      @zaeltrus 3 роки тому +13

      I would keep an eye on that kid 😅

    • @simasima5255
      @simasima5255 3 роки тому +1

      :))))

    • @realname4898
      @realname4898 3 роки тому +2

      @@StraigtEdgeMember ye I didn't expect that at all from him

    • @ET-hm8do
      @ET-hm8do 3 роки тому +1

      6:45

  • @andrewproctor3922
    @andrewproctor3922 3 роки тому +158

    Legend has it Aidan is still looking for his goggles!

    • @ozbarge9761
      @ozbarge9761 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Knoah321
    @Knoah321 3 роки тому +34

    5:06 "But that's the greatest thing ever", that girl is my spirit animal 🤣😂

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 роки тому +105

    That goggle scene is to cute. Dude really wanted them goggles. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @prosec2
    @prosec2 3 роки тому +29

    5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks'
    "But it's the greatest thing ever!"
    She is going to be a very normal girl.

  • @andreakaniecki7250
    @andreakaniecki7250 2 роки тому +33

    I never thought I would hear this in a sentence.
    “Daddy said to come on and stop flirting with the mannequin” 😂

  • @donniev8181
    @donniev8181 3 роки тому +61

    "But that's the greatest thing ever" hilarious! Also the little girl who told her school about the "weed" lol.

  • @Jack-ny4vu
    @Jack-ny4vu 3 роки тому +129

    “Say bye bye”
    “You’re about to die!” Lmfao 🤣

  • @katharina...
    @katharina... 3 роки тому +22

    4:28 A slimy glove... she's not exactly wrong here, is she? Well, maybe a little bit 😂😂😂

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 3 роки тому +2

      Failed parenting. 🙄😃

    • @GeekExtremist
      @GeekExtremist 2 роки тому

      That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk Рік тому +1

      She is going be embarrassed once she learns what they really are meant for.

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk Рік тому

      Well, close enough.

  • @PrettyGirI123
    @PrettyGirI123 19 днів тому +1

    2:01 That’s has to be my favourite part of this video 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @fandy218
    @fandy218 3 роки тому +17

    1:35 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @marktaylor865
    @marktaylor865 3 роки тому +23

    That "I put a headlock down on him" kid made me spit coffee. It came out of my nose. Ahaha.

  • @aneta5196
    @aneta5196 3 роки тому +11

    3:16 How dare you crush this child’s dream of being a lawyer?

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 3 роки тому +25

    6:54
    So innocent and yet, so hilarious 😂

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 2 роки тому +2

      This was a botty thing to say bruh

  • @rconn4501
    @rconn4501 3 роки тому +13

    6:43 is THEE funniest & most honest kid thing, ever‼️🤣💀

  • @giovannigomezspartan342
    @giovannigomezspartan342 2 місяці тому +3

    0:13 Lil bro is going places XD

  • @raysplace6548
    @raysplace6548 3 роки тому +38

    Little dude looking for his goggles.😂😂.. It only gets worse, as you get older.. Looking for your car keys, when they've been in your hand the whole time, same with your cellphone.. 😂

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 3 роки тому +5

      I think the best I’ve seen was my friend’s mom with the new baby. Preparing a snack, and then proceeding to frantically search for her son… who she is holding, in one arm, braced on her hip. “Where’s the baby!” “Look to your left?” “He’s not there!” To friend, “This could take a while…”

    • @raysplace6548
      @raysplace6548 3 роки тому +2

      @@icarusbinns3156 😂😂😂.. As a father myself, I've done the same thing.. In the mad dash for those middle of the night bottles, still half asleep, running into every wall and door in the house face first.. Good times..lol

  • @jerryboics9550
    @jerryboics9550 3 роки тому +58

    When that kid was talking about weeds at home, I thought the backyard was gunna look like mine, but it was immaculate with 5 blades of grass out of place :)

  • @Frosty_yt1
    @Frosty_yt1 3 роки тому +8

    At 3:06 had laughing so hard because she don't know they talking about

  • @amkelle2
    @amkelle2 3 роки тому +19

    0:30 Sounds like an alcoholic trying to quit

  • @ethanshill2148
    @ethanshill2148 7 місяців тому +4

    I’m sorry, but hearing kids swear are just the funniest things ever. 😂😂😂

  • @FireN2k9
    @FireN2k9 3 роки тому +49

    The last one gave me shivers
    "He's my boyfriend" strangles him :D

  • @TheMightyMana
    @TheMightyMana 3 роки тому +14

    0:44 that one hit nostalgia so hard.
    could have been me as a kid.. bet he was so hyped

  • @cutmasterB
    @cutmasterB 3 роки тому +15

    "Aww shit" had me rolling 🤣

    • @killereria9945
      @killereria9945 3 роки тому +1

      I had to pause the video i laughed so hard!

  • @jernejjocif8494
    @jernejjocif8494 3 роки тому +54

    Man.... Gotta love failarmy for going strong for so many years now❤️

  • @voodoo-doc
    @voodoo-doc 3 роки тому +29

    This is one of those legendary failarmy videos 😃😃

  • @gurunggrunge
    @gurunggrunge 3 роки тому +29

    " That's the greatest thing ever "😂😂

    • @slkt273
      @slkt273 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @emmalouise9536
    @emmalouise9536 3 роки тому +8

    5:15 😂😂😂😂 such a cutie

  • @killereria9945
    @killereria9945 3 роки тому +5

    “123,5!” Such confidence! Reminds me my son only counts in 2’s
    “246!” And then giggles with how proud he is of his counting. He knows full well it starts 123 but loves 246.

    • @tabora_
      @tabora_ 3 роки тому +3

      Who doesn't love the even numbers?

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 3 роки тому +3

    4:34 That little girl is logical, and awesome! "...but, that's the greatest thing ever."

  • @jamesonrocco
    @jamesonrocco 3 роки тому +14

    1:27 cracked me up

  • @duckyboi7204
    @duckyboi7204 3 роки тому +11

    4:24 mom: what is it?
    kid: a glove. LOL

    • @GeekExtremist
      @GeekExtremist 2 роки тому +1

      That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk Рік тому

      Close enough.

    • @april1st183
      @april1st183 8 місяців тому

      ​@@BMAN-eb4jk What is it supposed to be?

    • @chazzywaz
      @chazzywaz 3 місяці тому

      @@april1st183protection

  • @humblehummingbird2011
    @humblehummingbird2011 2 роки тому +1

    5:08 ~ "I...Love...(Ice Cream) Comsonose!" 😁 This little girl made me LoL & I had to watch it a few more times...too cute!

  • @thebestwmd
    @thebestwmd 3 роки тому +21

    I don't give any "fox" what anyone says. This is an awesome compilation! Had me laughing over half the time and it takes a lot to make me

  • @thomasplouffe326
    @thomasplouffe326 3 роки тому +21

    Big band aid, my god kid, HAHAHA the kid getting the shot killed me

  • @DropDMurphy
    @DropDMurphy 3 роки тому +5

    @ 0:44 that's me everyday by noon at work when my brain is so fried from the b.s that I can't think straight.

  • @tanjefdol2193
    @tanjefdol2193 3 роки тому +5

    4:23 by far the funniest one😂
    Look what she put on her hand

    • @dieeine8114
      @dieeine8114 2 роки тому

      "touch it. It´s slimy"

    • @GeekExtremist
      @GeekExtremist 2 роки тому

      That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣

  • @scandarjump8943
    @scandarjump8943 3 роки тому +11

    6:42 This dude is my soul mate!!

  • @markhowards420
    @markhowards420 3 роки тому +6

    4:30 slimy glove 😁🤣😂

  • @pfguo87
    @pfguo87 3 роки тому +9

    Kids are great, I can't want for my friends to have kids so I go over and laugh at them 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 роки тому +9

    Kids are legendary

    • @sharihadamsrtd77
      @sharihadamsrtd77 3 роки тому

      Sir ,stop comment on all videos

    • @JK-Production
      @JK-Production 3 роки тому +1

      @@sharihadamsrtd77 bruh you cant say someone cant comment on a vidio

  • @sakshampradhan5443
    @sakshampradhan5443 3 роки тому +13

    Please make some more of this my gosh 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @thealienboi479
    @thealienboi479 Місяць тому +1

    Boy, when these kids grow up and look back on these moments. They're going to be laughing their heads off.

  • @hymesh
    @hymesh 3 роки тому +12

    The goggles & the weed one got me....

  • @JustMagikarp
    @JustMagikarp 3 роки тому +3

    I need the video at 6:42 on a loop. My stomach is in so much pain from laughter 😂😂😂

  • @Rip_lincolnplayz
    @Rip_lincolnplayz 8 місяців тому +1

    HAHA THE HEADLOCK KID 😂😂😂

  • @hwhefnbebe3030
    @hwhefnbebe3030 2 роки тому +1

    I’m the grumpy guy 😂😂 fucking hilarious

  • @KHoltzie
    @KHoltzie 3 роки тому +3

    I remember growing up my kid sister had trouble with her ‘F’s’ so she couldn’t say the word ‘fork’ correctly-it would always come out f-k, which we’d always teasingly get her to say whenever we needed a quick laugh…a family dinner table story to this day! 😄🍴😄

  • @windowsfan95
    @windowsfan95 3 роки тому +25

    “I wanna drink some wine!”
    I think you have had enough already.

  • @INTENSPENCE
    @INTENSPENCE 3 роки тому +10

    I love videos that bleep out all the funny parts...

  • @mamapoch1915
    @mamapoch1915 3 роки тому +4

    I love all of these but my favorite is the little one looking for his goggles!

  • @da_rickroller2821
    @da_rickroller2821 3 роки тому +3

    5:11 and 5:19 be like she is trying to joke with her Daddy and he is too innocent to get that.

  • @ruzainirosli273
    @ruzainirosli273 3 роки тому +11

    4:12 She is the type of girl who you can't argue with.

  • @wywyb88
    @wywyb88 3 роки тому +4

    We went to hardware store other day looking for fuel hose, my daughter walked up to an employee and asked "where da hose at? "

  • @Sammuelvieira17
    @Sammuelvieira17 27 днів тому

    1:23 ain’t no way she said grown a** woman 😂😂😂

  • @Evren01
    @Evren01 3 роки тому +16

    New generation kids wanna get drunk or make a valentine despite their very young years. :D I think social media is doing that to them.

    • @SirSlimeington
      @SirSlimeington 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, kids have been doing that a lot of generations before now.

    • @LadySmartcat
      @LadySmartcat 3 роки тому +2

      kids copy their parents.

    • @Evren01
      @Evren01 3 роки тому

      @@LadySmartcat 👍👍👍

  • @JoeyRuinsEverything
    @JoeyRuinsEverything 3 роки тому +6

    @Failarmy, you have reinvented yourself and how! Fab job. And all hail the headlock girl. She's our leader.

  • @raghavbl4596
    @raghavbl4596 3 роки тому +20

    I want them to react to this video when they grow up. 😭

  • @neerajtripathy3304
    @neerajtripathy3304 3 роки тому +6

    Just wanna know how these kids would react looking at these as grownups.. 😂😂

  • @decidingdifferent272
    @decidingdifferent272 3 роки тому +2

    to quote someone famous, "that's the greatest thing ever..."

  • @fourgedmushrooms5958
    @fourgedmushrooms5958 3 роки тому +4

    Pads probably make good bandaids!

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT 3 роки тому

      Tampons used to be used in the war! I think it started in WW2

  • @OliverMelonzMPGisNeutral
    @OliverMelonzMPGisNeutral 2 роки тому +1

    0:41 The wine is gross of my baby

  • @RennieAsh
    @RennieAsh 3 роки тому +7

    4:40 ah yes. I see she knows her judo well!

  • @AvidAirEnthusiast
    @AvidAirEnthusiast 3 роки тому +2

    bro the glove and band aid got me dead

  • @ernieh4049
    @ernieh4049 3 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣 I miss my kids being that little. The stuff the say at that age is priceless 🤣

  • @ProfSir1
    @ProfSir1 3 роки тому +3

    This warms my cold dead heart in more ways than one

  • @Jamie_Ashe
    @Jamie_Ashe Рік тому +1

    “You’re about to diee 🌸✨🤸🏼‍♂️”

  • @satanic_warmaster
    @satanic_warmaster 3 роки тому +10

    I loved this video! I laughed so hard at some of the parts 😂😂

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 3 роки тому +1

      But its the greatest thing ever!

  • @markbotta8567
    @markbotta8567 3 роки тому +12

    The kid getting a shot was a riot.

  • @SpecialOrder_937
    @SpecialOrder_937 3 роки тому +15

    These need to be uncensored

  • @Rip_lincolnplayz
    @Rip_lincolnplayz 8 місяців тому +2

    3:31 someone’s gotta tell him 💀

  • @greenbreed_gb
    @greenbreed_gb 3 роки тому +7

    When kids are more grown up than grown ups🤣

    • @slkt273
      @slkt273 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @slkt273
      @slkt273 3 роки тому +1

      Watch hero thing

  • @kindhugger5646
    @kindhugger5646 3 роки тому +22

    This is why education is so important lol 😂

  • @AllisChalmersMN
    @AllisChalmersMN 3 роки тому +2

    The kid getting the shot did it for me. Hahahahahaha

  • @zactodd2396
    @zactodd2396 2 роки тому +1

    I think a headlock one is one of the best ones I’ve ever heard

  • @anyamaytrewhella1960
    @anyamaytrewhella1960 5 місяців тому

    Everyone is talking about the Headlock kid but nobody is talking about how hilarious the slimy glove is

  • @henrysmith5472
    @henrysmith5472 2 роки тому

    Parent of the kid at 1:38 must be beaming with pride.

  • @Alastor692
    @Alastor692 4 місяці тому +1

    0:24 seconds in!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @renaldiroekanto789
    @renaldiroekanto789 3 роки тому +2

    07:36 "he is my boyfreind husband"
    *proceed to choke him

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 3 роки тому

      Fits perfectly with the feminist era. 😄

  • @OmprakashKumar-qv9wt
    @OmprakashKumar-qv9wt 3 роки тому +5

    That's the greatest thing ever 😂😂

  • @BLACK_MAN._.86
    @BLACK_MAN._.86 3 роки тому

    4:22 This funny girl killed me. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @treeguyable
    @treeguyable Рік тому +1

    I wonder if the last girl,named Aniston , instead of Jennifer, will find a guy named Pitt, instead of Brad.

  • @GbixYT
    @GbixYT 3 роки тому +4

    4:25 IS FAILED PARENTING

  • @steveng9708
    @steveng9708 3 роки тому +3

    Are you Thor ?
    No, i'm five😂

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 3 роки тому

    0:45 I have never cracked up so hard at a kid clip!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @gamemasterempier
    @gamemasterempier 3 роки тому +4

    so many slow claps I gave this. do not regret.

  • @BuffaloBorn78
    @BuffaloBorn78 3 роки тому +4

    Isabella is going to be in viral videos in 20 years saying the exact same thing in the same voice.

  • @musicalguy9
    @musicalguy9 3 роки тому +7

    From 1996-1999 my youngest cousin was being hilarious and I wish I recorded videos and even though I am only 35 (soon 36) I didn't know how cameras worked back then

  • @olympiaskye2324
    @olympiaskye2324 3 роки тому +1

    OH! So this is what it's like to have kids! I Feel tired already lol God Bless the itty bitty people!

  • @michaelhernandez5384
    @michaelhernandez5384 3 роки тому +1

    0:28 she looked and sounded like she already had a glass of wine lol