Kids Say The Funniest Things | Funny Moments Compilation
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2021
- The littlest slips of the tongue are sometimes worth the biggest laughs. UA-cam mods, please don't immediately ban us for this. From failure to count to astute anatomical observations, or just plain ol' tattling on their parents, kids certainly are dumb along their way to becoming smart. And hey, we've finally got a compilation that's safe for all ages. After this, direct your little ones over to: / failarmy
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Man: “Are you Thor?”
Girl: “No, I’m five.”
Oooo… good one kid!
she simply heard '''four'' where the other one disagreed to aknowledge the existance of number 4 as such
@@kirdot2011 thankyou for clearing that up for everyone mate 👍
That 🤔🧐🤨 face tho
The Headlock kid is by far the biggest legend in this compilation. "But it's the greatest thing ever!" You are absolutely right child, preach!
lol
Pure gold! 😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure she was told to say that.
Very true…. And as a kid I’d prefer the headlock rather than a kick to the jewels.
I bet he marries her one day
2:33 "One time" is the worst possible answer to that question. Oh man.
The dad’s face going from amused and humouring to wait WHAT got me so bad
My man was choking on air
5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks'
"But it's the greatest thing ever!" 😂😂😂
yeah, that one killed me....
@@gerhardcoetzee5008 yeah that one killed Jack too 😂
As a teacher, I agree.
my fave part XD
the way she said but it's the greatest thing ever was just amazing....
"But that's my Boyfriend, look!" *chokes him to death*
:))))) I can imagine her future
Well… she’s not entirely wrong?
Oh dear, oh dear... They start so young... 😰
0:44 Hmm could be biden genes
@@torineg.847 I bet you’re right on that
Say "bye bye"
Mason: "You're about to die"
🤣
I completely lost it at that part.
I would keep an eye on that kid 😅
:))))
@@StraigtEdgeMember ye I didn't expect that at all from him
6:45
😆 the girl that put him in a headlock & took him all the way down, because it’s the greatest
She's going to he the first female president of the USA...legend status activated
@@jamesscott5407
Place your bets now :D
@@jamesscott5407 more coherent then the current one...
Yes absolutely amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey can anyone explain me this headlock thing, I didn't understand a thing in that instance, I'm might not getting it cause this is not so famous at my place . BTW the compilation was so enjoyable and funny ❤️from 🇮🇳
This is by far my favorite funny kids compilation. Especially the "Awww sh*t" one.
Awokawokawok 😆🤣 yeah bro
Coud you explain cuss word from Tide on 2:10, please! 😳
He said it in context!
Hahaha hahahaha
"Are you Thor?"
"No, I’m five!"
It’s so pure, I love it!
She understood four
@@jenk4268 the girl thought was four, probably other people as well
Headlock girl in 20 years time: "My fiancée was late turning up for our romantic restaurant dinner, so I put him in an headlock and took him down. It's the greatest thing ever!"
Chapter two to this story. Headlock girl put inmate Tracy in a headlock and took her down for hogging the carrot. Lol
Future Ronda Rousey!
The slimy glove!!! Lmfao!! The innocence is adorable.
Yes😂
Legend has it Aidan is still looking for his goggles!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:47 Dude, I'm 27 and I still have stupid moments like this. I once had a moment where I lost my phone so I tried to track it down with a phone finder app....on my phone.
That’s a good one! I’ve looked for my glasses before when I was wearing them… usually it doesn’t last more than a few moments, but boy….
@@Clearlyclynn Here's another good one, my friend once got a text from another friend that said "I can't find my phone"
@@MythicSuns that’s hilarious!
same here bro, today I was making a Lego technic set and I was missing a few parts. looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Looked in my hand, boom. there they were.
This is what too much technology does to people.
The innocence of little kids, it's so cute and hilarious
*Yes, and are convinced of everything they say*****WELCOME*****
My goggles!
Except for the one at 1:30, that poor girl is going to have a hard time learning how to be humble.
No innocence here...
LMAO - moves his much needed googles, scratches his head, puts them back where they were and continues the search for his elusive googles.....LMAO
@@MohammedRayyan no
:))))) yeah so cute
@Covidescapeslvl4biolab- this mask will stop it; Goggles not googles!
'KEEP ON KEEPIN ON'!
Hello sir please
GOOD! I'm glad you learned something! Mr. "Covidescapeslvl4biolab-this mask will stop it"
Hey! When you're right, you're right! LOL
I never thought I would hear this in a sentence.
“Daddy said to come on and stop flirting with the mannequin” 😂
“Say bye bye”
“You’re about to die!” Lmfao 🤣
That goggle scene is to cute. Dude really wanted them goggles. Was fun to watch. Great video
5:06 "But that's the greatest thing ever", that girl is my spirit animal 🤣😂
"But that's the greatest thing ever" hilarious! Also the little girl who told her school about the "weed" lol.
Little dude looking for his goggles.😂😂.. It only gets worse, as you get older.. Looking for your car keys, when they've been in your hand the whole time, same with your cellphone.. 😂
I think the best I’ve seen was my friend’s mom with the new baby. Preparing a snack, and then proceeding to frantically search for her son… who she is holding, in one arm, braced on her hip. “Where’s the baby!” “Look to your left?” “He’s not there!” To friend, “This could take a while…”
@@icarusbinns3156 😂😂😂.. As a father myself, I've done the same thing.. In the mad dash for those middle of the night bottles, still half asleep, running into every wall and door in the house face first.. Good times..lol
“I wanna drink some wine!”
I think you have had enough already.
5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks'
"But it's the greatest thing ever!"
She is going to be a very normal girl.
When that kid was talking about weeds at home, I thought the backyard was gunna look like mine, but it was immaculate with 5 blades of grass out of place :)
6:54
So innocent and yet, so hilarious 😂
This was a botty thing to say bruh
0:30 Sounds like an alcoholic trying to quit
1:35 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️
The last one gave me shivers
"He's my boyfriend" strangles him :D
Next up on Snapped...
overly attached girlfriend v2
She'll fit fine in the feminist century. 😄
At 3:06 had laughing so hard because she don't know they talking about
That "I put a headlock down on him" kid made me spit coffee. It came out of my nose. Ahaha.
These need to be uncensored
1:27 cracked me up
4:28 A slimy glove... she's not exactly wrong here, is she? Well, maybe a little bit 😂😂😂
Failed parenting. 🙄😃
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
She is going be embarrassed once she learns what they really are meant for.
Well, close enough.
" That's the greatest thing ever "😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"Aww shit" had me rolling 🤣
I had to pause the video i laughed so hard!
0:44 that one hit nostalgia so hard.
could have been me as a kid.. bet he was so hyped
Big band aid, my god kid, HAHAHA the kid getting the shot killed me
5:15 😂😂😂😂 such a cutie
6:43 is THEE funniest & most honest kid thing, ever‼️🤣💀
Man.... Gotta love failarmy for going strong for so many years now❤️
3:16 How dare you crush this child’s dream of being a lawyer?
4:24 mom: what is it?
kid: a glove. LOL
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
Close enough.
@@BMAN-eb4jk What is it supposed to be?
6:42 This dude is my soul mate!!
“123,5!” Such confidence! Reminds me my son only counts in 2’s
“246!” And then giggles with how proud he is of his counting. He knows full well it starts 123 but loves 246.
Who doesn't love the even numbers?
This is one of those legendary failarmy videos 😃😃
@@MohammedRayyan no
I love all of these but my favorite is the little one looking for his goggles!
4:12 She is the type of girl who you can't argue with.
Supposed me
bro the glove and band aid got me dead
Kids are great, I can't want for my friends to have kids so I go over and laugh at them 🤣🤣🤣
I want them to react to this video when they grow up. 😭
The kid getting a shot was a riot.
"Oh shit!"
I think a headlock one is one of the best ones I’ve ever heard
@ 0:44 that's me everyday by noon at work when my brain is so fried from the b.s that I can't think straight.
4:30 slimy glove 😁🤣😂
4:23 by far the funniest one😂
Look what she put on her hand
"touch it. It´s slimy"
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
I don't give any "fox" what anyone says. This is an awesome compilation! Had me laughing over half the time and it takes a lot to make me
4:40 ah yes. I see she knows her judo well!
We went to hardware store other day looking for fuel hose, my daughter walked up to an employee and asked "where da hose at? "
I love videos that bleep out all the funny parts...
4:34 That little girl is logical, and awesome! "...but, that's the greatest thing ever."
to quote someone famous, "that's the greatest thing ever..."
Just wanna know how these kids would react looking at these as grownups.. 😂😂
7:34 the next Harley Quinn
I remember growing up my kid sister had trouble with her ‘F’s’ so she couldn’t say the word ‘fork’ correctly-it would always come out f-k, which we’d always teasingly get her to say whenever we needed a quick laugh…a family dinner table story to this day! 😄🍴😄
Please make some more of this my gosh 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The kid getting the shot did it for me. Hahahahahaha
I need the video at 6:42 on a loop. My stomach is in so much pain from laughter 😂😂😂
The goggles & the weed one got me....
Where can I find the unedited version of this? Hilarious
This warms my cold dead heart in more ways than one
I’m sorry, but hearing kids swear are just the funniest things ever. 😂😂😂
Little girl at 5:25 has been watching Monty Python too much LOL!!
From 1996-1999 my youngest cousin was being hilarious and I wish I recorded videos and even though I am only 35 (soon 36) I didn't know how cameras worked back then
5:08 ~ "I...Love...(Ice Cream) Comsonose!" 😁 This little girl made me LoL & I had to watch it a few more times...too cute!
Are you Thor ?
No, i'm five😂
@Failarmy, you have reinvented yourself and how! Fab job. And all hail the headlock girl. She's our leader.
Pads probably make good bandaids!
Tampons used to be used in the war! I think it started in WW2
4:00
That’s lebron
🤣🤣🤣 I miss my kids being that little. The stuff the say at that age is priceless 🤣
HAHA THE HEADLOCK KID 😂😂😂
It's been I while that FA doesn't upload good videos, but this one, is just pure gold!
5:11 and 5:19 be like she is trying to joke with her Daddy and he is too innocent to get that.
As much as I love this, and I do, I’m just so glad I was born when embarrassing baby photos and home videos got put online.
Like, I can live in fear of when my mom pulls out my baby book to show off my “cutest photo ever,” but this generation, that stuff’s gonna live online forever.
Isabella is going to be in viral videos in 20 years saying the exact same thing in the same voice.
@@MohammedRayyan no
which one?
When kids are more grown up than grown ups🤣
😂😂
Watch hero thing
1:31 she’s a grown a**s woman now
4:25 IS FAILED PARENTING
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen XD
*I failed, failed again, failed better and eventually I mastered the art of failing.*
I think the headlock girl and the girl choking the mannequin are besties...
2:08 i didn't get it, i'm italian 🤌🤌
I loved this video! I laughed so hard at some of the parts 😂😂
But its the greatest thing ever!
The swim goggle kid will make an excellent senior citizen some day....
Give that little girl some wine. Its obviously not the first time. Ffs she looks hungover
She looked like they had already given her some. This didn't sound like she was saying the wrong name for another drink.
These kids are going places.
Always those annoying beep sounds. This is the land of freedom and freedom of expression 😂😂😂
Bit concerning that the last one was adamant the mannequin was her boyfriend, yet she had her hands round his neck! She better not be an Eileen Warnos when she grows up!! 😳😂
New generation kids wanna get drunk or make a valentine despite their very young years. :D I think social media is doing that to them.
Nah, kids have been doing that a lot of generations before now.
kids copy their parents.
@@LadySmartcat 👍👍👍
That's what you get for naming your kid Annisten...pick one, Anna or Kristen.
Exactly what I was thinking. Seriously WTF. One can only assume that the final choice of name came down to Annisten or Krisna.
@@andhisband Krisna is acceptable if you are an Indian,but I dunno abt other races doe
so many slow claps I gave this. do not regret.