Kids Say The Funniest Things | Funny Moments Compilation
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- The littlest slips of the tongue are sometimes worth the biggest laughs. UA-cam mods, please don't immediately ban us for this. From failure to count to astute anatomical observations, or just plain ol' tattling on their parents, kids certainly are dumb along their way to becoming smart. And hey, we've finally got a compilation that's safe for all ages. After this, direct your little ones over to: / failarmy
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5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks'
"But it's the greatest thing ever!" 😂😂😂
yeah, that one killed me....
@@gerhardcoetzee5008 yeah that one killed Jack too 😂
As a teacher, I agree.
my fave part XD
the way she said but it's the greatest thing ever was just amazing....
This is by far my favorite funny kids compilation. Especially the "Awww sh*t" one.
Awokawokawok 😆🤣 yeah bro
Coud you explain cuss word from Tide on 2:10, please! 😳
He said it in context!
Hahaha hahahaha
😆 the girl that put him in a headlock & took him all the way down, because it’s the greatest
She's going to he the first female president of the USA...legend status activated
@@jamesscott5407
Place your bets now :D
@@jamesscott5407 more coherent then the current one...
Yes absolutely amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey can anyone explain me this headlock thing, I didn't understand a thing in that instance, I'm might not getting it cause this is not so famous at my place . BTW the compilation was so enjoyable and funny ❤️from 🇮🇳
2:33 "One time" is the worst possible answer to that question. Oh man.
The dad’s face going from amused and humouring to wait WHAT got me so bad
My man was choking on air
Man: “Are you Thor?”
Girl: “No, I’m five.”
Oooo… good one kid!
she simply heard '''four'' where the other one disagreed to aknowledge the existance of number 4 as such
@@kirdot2011 thankyou for clearing that up for everyone mate 👍
That 🤔🧐🤨 face tho
"Are you Thor?"
"No, I’m five!"
It’s so pure, I love it!
She understood four
@@jenk4268 the girl thought was four, probably other people as well
Say "bye bye"
Mason: "You're about to die"
🤣
I completely lost it at that part.
I would keep an eye on that kid 😅
:))))
@@StraigtEdgeMember ye I didn't expect that at all from him
6:45
The slimy glove!!! Lmfao!! The innocence is adorable.
Yes😂
The innocence of little kids, it's so cute and hilarious
*Yes, and are convinced of everything they say*****WELCOME*****
My goggles!
Except for the one at 1:30, that poor girl is going to have a hard time learning how to be humble.
No innocence here...
Legend has it Aidan is still looking for his goggles!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:47 Dude, I'm 27 and I still have stupid moments like this. I once had a moment where I lost my phone so I tried to track it down with a phone finder app....on my phone.
That’s a good one! I’ve looked for my glasses before when I was wearing them… usually it doesn’t last more than a few moments, but boy….
@@Clearlyclynn Here's another good one, my friend once got a text from another friend that said "I can't find my phone"
@@MythicSuns that’s hilarious!
same here bro, today I was making a Lego technic set and I was missing a few parts. looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Looked in my hand, boom. there they were.
This is what too much technology does to people.
Headlock girl in 20 years time: "My fiancée was late turning up for our romantic restaurant dinner, so I put him in an headlock and took him down. It's the greatest thing ever!"
Chapter two to this story. Headlock girl put inmate Tracy in a headlock and took her down for hogging the carrot. Lol
Future Ronda Rousey!
5:06 "But that's the greatest thing ever", that girl is my spirit animal 🤣😂
I never thought I would hear this in a sentence.
“Daddy said to come on and stop flirting with the mannequin” 😂
That goggle scene is to cute. Dude really wanted them goggles. Was fun to watch. Great video
"But that's the greatest thing ever" hilarious! Also the little girl who told her school about the "weed" lol.
“Say bye bye”
“You’re about to die!” Lmfao 🤣
5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks'
"But it's the greatest thing ever!"
She is going to be a very normal girl.
3:16 How dare you crush this child’s dream of being a lawyer?
That "I put a headlock down on him" kid made me spit coffee. It came out of my nose. Ahaha.
Little dude looking for his goggles.😂😂.. It only gets worse, as you get older.. Looking for your car keys, when they've been in your hand the whole time, same with your cellphone.. 😂
I think the best I’ve seen was my friend’s mom with the new baby. Preparing a snack, and then proceeding to frantically search for her son… who she is holding, in one arm, braced on her hip. “Where’s the baby!” “Look to your left?” “He’s not there!” To friend, “This could take a while…”
@@icarusbinns3156 😂😂😂.. As a father myself, I've done the same thing.. In the mad dash for those middle of the night bottles, still half asleep, running into every wall and door in the house face first.. Good times..lol
0:30 Sounds like an alcoholic trying to quit
"But that's my Boyfriend, look!" *chokes him to death*
:))))) I can imagine her future
Well… she’s not entirely wrong?
Oh dear, oh dear... They start so young... 😰
0:44 Hmm could be biden genes
@@torineg.847 I bet you’re right on that
“I wanna drink some wine!”
I think you have had enough already.
The Headlock kid is by far the biggest legend in this compilation. "But it's the greatest thing ever!" You are absolutely right child, preach!
lol
Pure gold! 😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure she was told to say that.
Very true…. And as a kid I’d prefer the headlock rather than a kick to the jewels.
I bet he marries her one day
6:54
So innocent and yet, so hilarious 😂
This was a botty thing to say bruh
1:35 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️
At 3:06 had laughing so hard because she don't know they talking about
4:28 A slimy glove... she's not exactly wrong here, is she? Well, maybe a little bit 😂😂😂
Failed parenting. 🙄😃
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
She is going be embarrassed once she learns what they really are meant for.
Well, close enough.
The last one gave me shivers
"He's my boyfriend" strangles him :D
Next up on Snapped...
overly attached girlfriend v2
She'll fit fine in the feminist century. 😄
When that kid was talking about weeds at home, I thought the backyard was gunna look like mine, but it was immaculate with 5 blades of grass out of place :)
6:43 is THEE funniest & most honest kid thing, ever‼️🤣💀
0:44 that one hit nostalgia so hard.
could have been me as a kid.. bet he was so hyped
" That's the greatest thing ever "😂😂
😂😂😂😂
6:42 This dude is my soul mate!!
"Aww shit" had me rolling 🤣
I had to pause the video i laughed so hard!
Big band aid, my god kid, HAHAHA the kid getting the shot killed me
4:25 IS FAILED PARENTING
Man.... Gotta love failarmy for going strong for so many years now❤️
This is one of those legendary failarmy videos 😃😃
@@MohammedRayyan no
bro the glove and band aid got me dead
4:34 That little girl is logical, and awesome! "...but, that's the greatest thing ever."
“123,5!” Such confidence! Reminds me my son only counts in 2’s
“246!” And then giggles with how proud he is of his counting. He knows full well it starts 123 but loves 246.
Who doesn't love the even numbers?
4:12 She is the type of girl who you can't argue with.
Supposed me
@ 0:44 that's me everyday by noon at work when my brain is so fried from the b.s that I can't think straight.
I love all of these but my favorite is the little one looking for his goggles!
We went to hardware store other day looking for fuel hose, my daughter walked up to an employee and asked "where da hose at? "
I think a headlock one is one of the best ones I’ve ever heard
4:24 mom: what is it?
kid: a glove. LOL
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
Close enough.
@@BMAN-eb4jk What is it supposed to be?
4:23 by far the funniest one😂
Look what she put on her hand
"touch it. It´s slimy"
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
The kid getting a shot was a riot.
"Oh shit!"
I want them to react to this video when they grow up. 😭
LMAO - moves his much needed googles, scratches his head, puts them back where they were and continues the search for his elusive googles.....LMAO
@@MohammedRayyan no
:))))) yeah so cute
@Covidescapeslvl4biolab- this mask will stop it; Goggles not googles!
'KEEP ON KEEPIN ON'!
Hello sir please
GOOD! I'm glad you learned something! Mr. "Covidescapeslvl4biolab-this mask will stop it"
Hey! When you're right, you're right! LOL
I’m sorry, but hearing kids swear are just the funniest things ever. 😂😂😂
The goggles & the weed one got me....
Pads probably make good bandaids!
Tampons used to be used in the war! I think it started in WW2
5:08 ~ "I...Love...(Ice Cream) Comsonose!" 😁 This little girl made me LoL & I had to watch it a few more times...too cute!
to quote someone famous, "that's the greatest thing ever..."
4:40 ah yes. I see she knows her judo well!
I don't give any "fox" what anyone says. This is an awesome compilation! Had me laughing over half the time and it takes a lot to make me
I love videos that bleep out all the funny parts...
Just wanna know how these kids would react looking at these as grownups.. 😂😂
The kid getting the shot did it for me. Hahahahahaha
5:11 and 5:19 be like she is trying to joke with her Daddy and he is too innocent to get that.
Please make some more of this my gosh 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I need the video at 6:42 on a loop. My stomach is in so much pain from laughter 😂😂😂
Are you Thor ?
No, i'm five😂
Everyone is talking about the Headlock kid but nobody is talking about how hilarious the slimy glove is
This warms my cold dead heart in more ways than one
From 1996-1999 my youngest cousin was being hilarious and I wish I recorded videos and even though I am only 35 (soon 36) I didn't know how cameras worked back then
4:00
That’s lebron
🤣🤣🤣 I miss my kids being that little. The stuff the say at that age is priceless 🤣
Kids are legendary
Sir ,stop comment on all videos
@@sharihadamsrtd77 bruh you cant say someone cant comment on a vidio
1:57 awwwwww.
These kids are going places.
Parents need to stop cussing around their kids. Geez.
Most of it is just the kids pronouncing words wrong lol
Isabella is going to be in viral videos in 20 years saying the exact same thing in the same voice.
@@MohammedRayyan no
which one?
Why is the father at 2:21 cussing so much
Kids embarrassing them selves without feeling embarrassed for 8:14 straight 👍👍
*I failed, failed again, failed better and eventually I mastered the art of failing.*
HAHA THE HEADLOCK KID 😂😂😂
When kids are more grown up than grown ups🤣
😂😂
Watch hero thing
I think the headlock girl and the girl choking the mannequin are besties...
As much as I love this, and I do, I’m just so glad I was born when embarrassing baby photos and home videos got put online.
Like, I can live in fear of when my mom pulls out my baby book to show off my “cutest photo ever,” but this generation, that stuff’s gonna live online forever.
Bit concerning that the last one was adamant the mannequin was her boyfriend, yet she had her hands round his neck! She better not be an Eileen Warnos when she grows up!! 😳😂
3:13
TBF I've a few drunk adults who act this way.
Kids right. That is the greatest thing ever
I’m the grumpy guy 😂😂 fucking hilarious
New generation kids wanna get drunk or make a valentine despite their very young years. :D I think social media is doing that to them.
Nah, kids have been doing that a lot of generations before now.
kids copy their parents.
@@LadySmartcat 👍👍👍
Imagine that dad with a house full of weed forty years ago; Back then, that dude had to rush his ass to a damn pawnshop or something just to get that shit recorded xD
It’s an awful shame little kids have to grow into people.
???? They ARE people, they just grow into adult people.
OH! So this is what it's like to have kids! I Feel tired already lol God Bless the itty bitty people!
That's the greatest thing ever 😂😂
"It's sliimy". OMG
I loved this video! I laughed so hard at some of the parts 😂😂
But its the greatest thing ever!
3:31 someone’s gotta tell him 💀
Girls: 🤐😑
0:41 The wine is gross of my baby
Lol thor girl is a legend
4:02 😂
so many slow claps I gave this. do not regret.