ASMR Loop: Massage Table Comparison - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
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The Master Massage Team was kind enough to let me loop this classic clip. Michael Friedman's expertise and passion for quality massage tables is hypnotic. He points out things that would definitely go unnoticed when comparing his table to the competitors. If I was in the market for a massage table, I'd def get one of these. He is also lowkey hilarious as he tosses stuff aside during his demonstration. Lol
Made some audio edits for ASMR. Fixed the audio so that it is now playing in Both Ears instead of just the Left (as it is in the original video and others who have re-posted it). Hope you enjoy!
Channel:
/ @mastermassagetable
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• Comparing Massage Tabl...
• Master 30 Inch Champio...
• Adjustable Rolling Sto...
• Face Cradles - Master ...
• 32 Inch Gibralter Port...
• High-End Polyurethane ...
• SpaMaster Stationary -...
• EMR-Safe Warming Pad -...
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He looks like Dave the Wendys guy
I don't know how I never thought of that... but now that is ALL I can see. Michael Friedman is the Dave Thomas of Massage Tables!
Yess! Also looks like Warren Buffet who owns Dairy Queen. Conspiracy🤔
Sounds like him too, no cutting corners.
His tables are always fresh and never frozen.
You won't see how great this video is just from the thumbnail.
This comment deserves more love
Nothing more satisfying than someone taking pride in the quality of their work.
How about ciabatta with aioli?
Proof that nothing is that simple, everything has its own science.
well put
So true, a vast majority of people forget this
Very true, I started working at a job that has me doing food samples. It’s a lot of work just to serve a 2 second bite.
This is certainly my favorite unintentional video since it's one of the longest out there. You can play it and forget about it for a while. The part where he ignites the foam is probably the ASMR peak for me.
It kills me how he chucks every piece he demonstrates...this guy is plenty excited 😁 😆
He loves to throw shit! lol
Someone needs to add a sound effect of glass breaking, cat screeching, etc. whenever he tosses something aside
How is this ASMR?
@@nyhyl no fun allowed
This guy is a prime example of what a good salesman is
“Let’s talk about upholstery.”
FINALLY.
lmao. You got me good on that. Thank you!
🤣 🤣 🤣
This comment made me giggle uncontrollably next to my asleep girlfriend 😂
After watching this I can say two things about this man:
1: He cares about the quality of his product
2: He sure as shit doesn't fucking roll on Shabbos
Big Lebowski
And his father never taught him how to tie a necktie
@@jefffawcett I don't know; a Half-Windsor on a club tie, over a plain white Savile collar. That Sir, is classic sur-mesure.
shut up Donny, you're out of the loop!
My favorite quote so far: “God forbid you should be in heaven” 😂 (1:35)
i love when he just casually tosses the equipment aside.
YEET!
lol why does he do this i need to know😂
I have to say from looking at his website they have an unbelievable number of styles and options and they don’t cost as much as I was imagining.
I was thinking the same thing. Imagine seeing this video after you bought a cheaper alternative bc you wanted to save 50-100 bucks. Regretttt
Same
I feel bad this gentleman and curtain lady never got the chance to join forces, but perhaps they would have become too powerful...
ASMR Avengers!
ASSEMBLE!
🤣🤣🤣
Regardless, it would be absolutely thrilling, for me, to have you gently walk entirely barefoot, all over my face...
@@alexh2427 sometimes not commenting is ok🙏🙏
Did anybody else get so into the video that you were actually considering buying his table but then realized you’re not a massage therapist and just some person falling asleep?
Lmfao! Yep 🤣
TL;DR:
- "Insist on a Master"
- Normal massage tables GIVE YOU CANCER
- 75 covers are never enough
- The centre is the strongest part
- AND NEVER trust a thumbnail.
Perfect. I'm pinning this!
Love him his passion for his product is wonderful if I used these I’d only buy from this guy
one of the few asmr videos I actually *watch*. mainly because it's hilarious to watch him Hulking out on chair cushions and chucking parts all over the place lol.
YEEEEEEEET. lmao
One of, if not the best, asmr video ive watched recently
Glad you enjoyed! 🙂
This is lovely. My ASMR triggers are usually for older gentlemen describing and demonstrating things. There aren't many examples of it out there (except for Tim from Grand Illusions, of course!) Though he may not have the gentlest voice, this chap has a lovely energy about himself that did the job for me. Thanks very much for sharing.
Have u seen the video of the old Irish guy making a sandwich?? Think it'd be right up your street!
try "now, there's a job to be done". trust me so relaxing so amazing.
I now know way more about massage table engineering than I thought I would fuck off thumbnail no more!!!
i came for asmr. i left with a massage table with a rubber corner upholstery and some very classy hinges.
righttt? He could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo.
Wow I realize now how much information I am not getting from thumbnails! Never again will I allow a thumbnail to sway my purchase decision.
Keep it in mind the next time you're in the market for a robust massage table.
Lol! I’m a year late but I too now won’t ever be fooled by such master tactics of deceit such as the villainous *THUMBNAIL*
I can't imagine any reason I will ever be in the market for a massage table, but if that day comes ... he''s got my business!
It’s comforting to know that when my business is burning to the ground, I won’t have to worry about the foam in my super fantastic table.
"God forbid you are in heaven"🤣 well, never heard that one
I'm woke to the massage table game now .
Right? Don't come at me with no non-brass, no felt, underthreaded knobs ever again...
I thought he was going to end the video lying on the floor along with everything else he threw on it.
At first I was like "what are you on about" but then I realised this is the good stuff
At first it's like- this dude is nuts!... and then by then end- we've all ordered a Master Massage Table. lol
It comes with - YEET
This really made me laugh 😆
This guy yeets more than the Key Bros!
As an engineer, this guy is right on
The way he talks about the competitor's broken face cradle is music to my industrial engineering ears.
How about the electromagnetic shielding on the heating wire...
This has been my go to for a month now
Remember the one video of the esoteric healing guy who stuffed his face pillow with paper towel? I bet his massage table was not up to this guys standards. If only there were a way of these two men meeting in the ASMR Universe
Best. Crossover. Ever.
Ah Saul! Scammers have crappy tables, the cheapskates!
@@thesewingparlor those mofos scam us and dont even scam us with the good stuff!
Only a minute in and I can tell this guy is a spectacular salesman👌
Seriously I just want to give him my money on principle
If there’s 2 things I’m absolutely certain of:
1. This dude hates thumbnails
2. He also hates low quality massage tables
I would love 😻 to be a gun company engineer & have this guy as the owner-CEO. Ohhh, we want high quality, top end materials? Products that last for years? ✅ more CEOs, mangers should be like mattress guy ...
What a phenomenal salesman.
I love how this man talks! I was hoping for him to drop in some Yiddish... Oh well
I'm relaxing so much I can hardly work and I don't even have the terrific music video.
I love him! You can not see it from the thumbnaill... He's a legendary passionate gentleman.
:Lights inferior foam on fire
“See you can’t even put it out.”
:Immediately puts it out
“OK”
“God forbid you should be in heaven” 😂🤣
The good stuff: Stays stable for years and years and years.
The cheap stuff:
*D* *I* *S* *I* *N* *T* *E* *G* *R* *A* *T* *E* *S*
Cheap Stuff: GIVES YOU CANCER, RUSTS AND MOLDS THEN KILLS YOU IN A FIRE.
I enjoyed looking at the business end of you knob. Relaxing.
I’m a massage therapist, and a Jew. This guy is the real deal, and so are the products.
This guy knows how to sell a table!
Get you a nemesis to hate the way this guy hates thumbnails.
The good stuff dosen't give you cancer. Got it.
just the way your face has always been, Pat!
@@ASMRLoopz Oh yeah, that's right. I showed you that tape from before the injury.
I know he wanted to say, size matters 🤣🤣
It is the very firt time i noticed, he's been sitting at a massage table not a desk the entire time.
So, the happy ending won't break the hinge. Nice!!!
"Upholstery that emits tock-sick fyoomes, gonna give you cancer... You can't even put it out!" *gets extinguished right away*
"The business end of the knob"
I like how he smiles a little after he says it
"It's thick and DEEP"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's what she said.
The only thing I know now is that i want one stool and a table, please. I'm sold. This man is good.
Massage tables aren’t meant to be triangular…they’re meant to be rectangular, like a good field, a square field
and the entire body must remain within the table. There are lines...no limbs flailing outside the pitch. The substance must be on the table. Like boiled ham.
The real question is: Do you wanna buy a table with a properly made reiki panel, double thickness?
I'll take 2 please
It’s the strongest widest massage table available
It weighs a metric tonne and you’ll need to hire Andre the giant to carry it around for you
But it’s good quality
Lol 🤣
It weighs 53 lbs
He is very enthusiastic about his products
I wonder how this guy got into the massage table business. There’s gotta be a story there.
The Jewish neighborhood and the Korean neighborhood were next to each other...
@@jefffawcett 👌🏻 Perfect
I wish I would have looked at this video before. I bought a bad message table the other day but it has a hole in the center. I can't figure out what the hole is for.
🤣🤣🤣
I want to buy a table from this guy.
I'll take two dozen tables.
your account has been billed accordingly.
Love his kippah...his energy, bootleg dave thomas
When Mike and Curtain Lady met at a seedy Providence , RI bar, they had an indiscretion and Barry Eisen was born at 45 years old in 9 months
There’s no limit to the strength of that table , why is it not used is more commercial applications? Maybe as lifts ? Shoring for excavation? Bridges ? We need answers
22:45 - 22:52 'come on guys would you rather get brain tumors and colon cancer from emr or pure bliss from a master.' "Hmm"
1 hour later
"Erm that's all very good, but I just came in to ask if I could use the bathroom."
I legit laughed out loud. Thank you! 🤣
"It won't even get more burny"
lol
I am a massage therapist and it is a good table
Heck yeah! Im not a massage therapist but I kinda want one of his tables for funsies
@@ASMRLoopz They're actually reasonably priced!
Love the Pepsi GMT Master he’s wearing 😍
Excellent observation
Original or homage?
He's the only one who does that!!!
"God forbid you should be in heaven"...LOL
2:45-46 is the best part
I wanna go back and talk about OUR HINGES again.
'half the thickness' * holds them next to each other and theyre the same thickness*
"But wait, there's more"
RIP Billy Mays :(
If you're thinking it's wasteful that he cut up those stool cushions, what do you think his yamaka is made out of?
This would be great if it werent for the ads waking me up
Yes, Master Massage tables are good but speaking from experience their lightweight metal legs version table was not good. I really liked the table because it was so easy for me to carry around but unfortunately one of the legs buckled while I had a client on the table who weighed maybe 130 pounds. When it happened I thought maybe it was my error from not clicking the leg into place properly but then it happened again with a different client. They did not send me the correct replacement part. I bought a new "portable" table from them , wood legs and it is way too heavy for me to carry it to client's homes. It's brand new in my storage ..
If you’re going to make anything, make it the best. People will pay for the best. Buy cheap, buy twice.
omg normal audio
Ahhh the famous massage table
I think he's trying to sell us a table.
Dude cut the arm cushions open with a switchblade 😮
Me before this video: “Hmm what could this nice old fella be apologizing about I’m sure it’s fine.” Me one hour later : “Oh lmfao this guy hates cheap tables and thumbnails got it.” 🤣 Completely understandable he shouldn’t apologize, I mean those things can cause cancer after all and those cheap aluminum lined knobs can’t have that now can we.
instructions unclear, I just bought 4 tables from him tho lol
@@ASMRLoopz lolol
This guys watch game is on point
Some products just need an expert to point out the difference between well made and cheap crap. Well played sir.
“sexy feeling plastic.."
I'd hate to see this guy 👨🏻🍳 cooking in a kitchen! 😳
stuff flying EVERYWHERE!
You can’t see this on the thumbnail
Unless you’re using products with electric wires running through it from 30+ years ago then you’re safe from EMR.
Such a dorky nerdy pillow
If it is actually worth it making these tables this well, the work will show itself and the product will succeed. Gucci wouldn’t be Gucci if they didn’t start off by making the most durable, reliable pieces of travel luggage on the market.
I hate when I try to light the table during a massage and it catches fire. Need that melting foam!
NOT BURNING FOAM 😡
Excellent!
“Over 1.5 inches is nowhere near 2 inches.” I mean if it says 2 it should be 2 but it is near 2.
those dag gum thumbnails!
I had no idea Dick Cheney was selling massage beds now.
How much wholesale?
“God forbid you should be in heaven”
If only christianity saw things this way😂
God forbid you should be in heaven
Any relation to Milton?
Switch blade salesman
Massagel tov!