"He Who Walks On Two Worlds" NM Show

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  • Опубліковано 20 лют 2018
  • Dr. Wendy Anita Van Dilla, Doctor of Naturopathic Medicine interviews Dr. Saul Shaye, Spiritual Healer & retired Doctor of Chiropractic Medicine. Dr. Shaye demonstrates his unique technique of Spiritual Healing with two guest patients. He then tells us about his process, intentions & experiences delivering his healings. Enjoy this wonderful demonstration of non-judgemental, neutral channeling of universal life force. Or in more simple terms, recharging our body, mind & soul's battery!

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  • @MrDmet123
    @MrDmet123 3 роки тому +980

    I'm more impressed that this lady was able to find and wear 3 different shades of purple

  • @ImPrismuh
    @ImPrismuh 4 роки тому +1756

    The only thing this guy can actually heal is insomnia

    • @shepherdoffire9263
      @shepherdoffire9263 3 роки тому +16

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshpascual7539
      @joshpascual7539 3 роки тому +53

      Its very true ive been watching this nearly everyday before bed.....its so bizarre.

    • @Pyrolonn
      @Pyrolonn 3 роки тому +22

      That's what I use it for.

    • @lebaillidessavoies3889
      @lebaillidessavoies3889 2 роки тому +9

      True ,its working for me ( though i have no insomnia issues...)

    • @robertloerwald3
      @robertloerwald3 2 роки тому +48

      No, God heals insomnia through him

  • @tonybagodonutz
    @tonybagodonutz 4 роки тому +627

    "Have a wonderful response" will now be written in every future birthday card I send.

  • @TheConfederateBoy
    @TheConfederateBoy 3 роки тому +948

    He is so powerful he made 2018 looks like 1980s

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 2 роки тому

      👌👍🏻😂🤣🤣😄😂😂👍🏻👌👌👌😂🤣🤣

    • @driftwoods2229
      @driftwoods2229 2 роки тому +99

      This was 2018???!!

    • @alexknudsen2759
      @alexknudsen2759 2 роки тому +48

      @@driftwoods2229 No this was filmed almost 30 years ago.

    • @jackkelly3697
      @jackkelly3697 2 роки тому +171

      ​​@@alexknudsen2759 this actually was filmed in 2017 - 2018 it's hard to believe but it really was 😂 if you fast forward to the very end they even mention UA-cam. At the end of the credits it's also got the date 2017.

    • @tinaa140
      @tinaa140 Рік тому +37

      @@jackkelly3697 no fucking way 😂

  • @leobapster
    @leobapster 4 роки тому +1067

    I did some healing with your wallet

    • @MrDudes52
      @MrDudes52 4 роки тому +10

      We all know it's not real

    • @p4t21ck
      @p4t21ck 4 роки тому +41

      You're right, that swelling went down!

    • @JonAutopsy
      @JonAutopsy 4 роки тому +6

      leobapster Was at that point of the video when I read this comment. I literally lol’d.

    • @JonAutopsy
      @JonAutopsy 4 роки тому +4

      MrDudes52 Neither is wrestling

    • @dakotaworthan8456
      @dakotaworthan8456 4 роки тому +10

      Best reply ever.

  • @sputnik5611
    @sputnik5611 4 роки тому +1353

    My mechanic fixed my car the same way. I'm writing this as i walk to work

  • @RichardJMoirFilm
    @RichardJMoirFilm 3 роки тому +575

    The voice, the pen sounds, the clothes rustling, the massage; I don’t care that this is 100% nonsense, it’s fantastic ASMR. It also does not surprise me he used to be a chiropractor too...

    • @DubiousGrin
      @DubiousGrin 3 роки тому +39

      The burp at 13:38 ....

    • @mitchreynolds9841
      @mitchreynolds9841 3 роки тому +19

      The pen and clipboard really got me

    • @k1ng0fqu33n5
      @k1ng0fqu33n5 2 роки тому +49

      @@DubiousGrin I bet he had sandwich breath after that

    • @RickysPlace1
      @RickysPlace1 2 роки тому +3

      Why do you say you are not surprised he used to be a chiropractor?

    • @fractalized3
      @fractalized3 2 роки тому +23

      @@RickysPlace1 Chiropractic is also an alternative form of medicine and it goes back even to esoteric stuff, which is very similar to what this guy's doing here. Pure pseudo bs.

  • @sleepytimekoolaid
    @sleepytimekoolaid 4 роки тому +425

    50% of the people I work with get red in the face. But on the other hand, I believe only I get red in the face the other 50% of the time.

    • @edwinzuniga1987
      @edwinzuniga1987 4 роки тому +63

      I apologize for my sandwich breath.

    • @clairerogerson2153
      @clairerogerson2153 4 роки тому +9

      mimcmullen this comment is gold

    • @noecarrier5035
      @noecarrier5035 4 роки тому +19

      But 90% of people get sandwich breath within 24 hours, if we did that properly...

    • @BuenoW
      @BuenoW 4 роки тому +25

      Chevrolet, zebra and honesty

    • @noecarrier5035
      @noecarrier5035 4 роки тому

      @@BuenoW Only when it's done correctly.

  • @MrJeVai
    @MrJeVai 4 роки тому +973

    I'd like this guy to open a mechanic shop, sit in front of a car for 20 min, waving his hands around and then meeting the customer stating: "I've done maintenance on your exhaust system, I've done maintenance on the seats harness and seats belts, I've done maintenance on your engine oil and transmission oil".

    • @stephenp.harris5050
      @stephenp.harris5050 4 роки тому +101

      I've done some changing of your blinker fluid & bumper coolant and since a AC Delco rep is working thru me, 50% of my customers sense a feeling of tingling & confusion and need to drink a lot of water for 24 hrs to wash the bullshit out of the mucus membrane system ;)

    • @stargate445
      @stargate445 4 роки тому +37

      The channel should be renamed to naturopatheticshow

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 4 роки тому +6

      Twenty minutes? Try 5...

    • @bryancouillard2016
      @bryancouillard2016 4 роки тому +57

      Why go even go into the shop. He can heal your car over the phone.

    • @TheMonteCarlo
      @TheMonteCarlo 4 роки тому +17

      Sounds like your average car mechanic

  • @glenncoleman6253
    @glenncoleman6253 3 роки тому +473

    “I’m going to be quiet and just get some information first”
    Takes out clipboard
    “Client likes purple”

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge Рік тому +2

      Lol

    • @JosePerez1220
      @JosePerez1220 2 місяці тому +2

      Damn I laughed out loud

    • @Dani-it5sy
      @Dani-it5sy 2 місяці тому +2

      The reason why he needs to write it down is that he might forget his BS diagnose and get exposed. 😂

    • @zzforspd
      @zzforspd 2 місяці тому +1

      Purple, mauve and taupe

    • @1skcusebutuoy1
      @1skcusebutuoy1 2 місяці тому +1

      @@zzforspdThey say that taupe is very soothing.

  • @camdenelliott
    @camdenelliott 5 років тому +609

    This is high quality unintentional ASMR.

    • @plopperator
      @plopperator 4 роки тому +11

      Some expert shuffling and scribbling on display here.

    • @stargate445
      @stargate445 4 роки тому +8

      And high quality scam too

    • @nibunibu4254
      @nibunibu4254 4 роки тому +5

      @@stargate445 High quality scams don't come cheap.

    • @randy7068
      @randy7068 4 роки тому +3

      I agree. The flimflam man wins.

    • @user-by4nr2bl6j
      @user-by4nr2bl6j Рік тому +1

      You also may see Alan Chumack videos - soviet TV-healer

  • @trduhon07
    @trduhon07 3 роки тому +613

    "he used to be an atheist"
    Oh trust me, he still is.

    • @EyeMixMusic
      @EyeMixMusic 3 роки тому +29

      It's far more likely that he loosely believes in God/spiritual healing, and has told himself that hey, maybe this DOES work on some level that even he doesn't understand. Atheists are typically the first ones to debunk this nonsense, not to practice it.

    • @earlyray8495
      @earlyray8495 3 роки тому +14

      Dude is getting this moneyyy

    • @DarkFilmDirector
      @DarkFilmDirector 3 роки тому +57

      @@EyeMixMusic The OP's point is that he likely knows full well what he's doing is placebo, he just discovered that its very easy money tapping into alternative medicine. What he currently does requires far less physical work than chiropractic which is probably why he switched to this spiritual hand-wave healing.

    • @philipph.3876
      @philipph.3876 3 роки тому +5

      @@DarkFilmDirector I'm not an Atheist, but if people are this gullible, perhaps it is better for them and society to believe in spiritual hand-wave healing rather than in (organized) religion.

    • @aparkerh
      @aparkerh 3 роки тому +1

      @heXaron Could you provide an example?

  • @problemimentali
    @problemimentali Рік тому +188

    “Have a wonderful response” > “May the Force be with you”

    • @airnidzo
      @airnidzo 7 місяців тому

      Excelent. First :D

    • @MisterWin
      @MisterWin 5 місяців тому +3

      Tuxedo Mask “My job here is done”

    • @rooser123
      @rooser123 5 місяців тому +1

      This is the way

    • @matttumberman2191
      @matttumberman2191 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@MisterWin but you didnt do anything

  • @radioactivecat
    @radioactivecat 4 роки тому +995

    Snake Oil salesman but the asmr is amazingly relaxing. This seems to be the case with a lot of these asmr videos. The higher the bullshit factor, the more intense the asmr.

    • @chrish5018
      @chrish5018 4 роки тому +63

      radioactive.cat yeah. The bullshit level is off the chart in this one.

    • @carlosreyes5371
      @carlosreyes5371 4 роки тому +27

      It's a placebo effect...

    • @casualacquaintance1100
      @casualacquaintance1100 4 роки тому +13

      He pulled the measurements, 100% ...proof 100!!

    • @carlosreyes5371
      @carlosreyes5371 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly...do you find yourself watching ASMR videos, to get away from the b.s. in the media?

    • @MrRazorblade999
      @MrRazorblade999 4 роки тому +7

      @@carlosreyes5371 Yes. More often these days

  • @Van_Der_Lay_Industries
    @Van_Der_Lay_Industries 4 роки тому +509

    You may feel a small tugging sensation. That's me emptying your wallet.

    • @torpid
      @torpid 3 роки тому +4

      Shh!

  • @BackdraftGaming
    @BackdraftGaming 4 роки тому +322

    Your one leg is shorter, **holds it up a little higher... ok they’re the same length now.

    • @shayekisitu
      @shayekisitu 4 роки тому +2

      Backdraft 😂😂😂😂

    • @GenXJay670
      @GenXJay670 3 роки тому +2

      I would give a like, but i prefer to leave it at 69.

    • @nicholasadams2374
      @nicholasadams2374 3 роки тому +2

      Hes not even trying anymore lol

    • @rjg22870
      @rjg22870 3 роки тому +3

      Backdraft This is a trick a lot of faith healers use...

    • @thevalvefan1775
      @thevalvefan1775 Місяць тому

      Bruh 😂😂😂

  • @jjthor407
    @jjthor407 5 років тому +445

    What I find interesting about this video is the lady on the table seems to have on three different shades of purple .

  • @thomasmahon4220
    @thomasmahon4220 2 роки тому +185

    I had an addiction to marijuana; this man's voice cured me. I used to smoke every day due to a physical need. Now I don't need to smoke every day, I just choose to

  • @ADjustinG2013
    @ADjustinG2013 4 роки тому +322

    old memories always affect leg length

    • @contantknots
      @contantknots 4 роки тому +37

      You fucking bastard I laughed so hard at your comment I woke up my wife. Your pure gold sir

    • @navaerick86
      @navaerick86 4 роки тому +6

      Obviously

    • @ADjustinG2013
      @ADjustinG2013 3 роки тому +8

      your response made my day.

    • @richierich8334
      @richierich8334 3 роки тому +4

      I dunno, when I think back to some of the dogs I've slept with, it makes my middle leg shrivle up.

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 3 роки тому +5

      Hope everyone here has a wonderful response.

  • @alldayubum
    @alldayubum 3 роки тому +483

    You know this Doctor is the real deal when half his healing appointments are done over the phone

    • @Ecotic
      @Ecotic Рік тому +38

      Well he's using the force in effect to heal people. Darth Vader force choked a guy through a view screen. You know, it checks out.

    • @christianmethot5941
      @christianmethot5941 Рік тому +3

      @@dancooper6002 He's doing that over the phone. Hands shaking, warping the force, choking people or whatever. Why not with Messenger then? Now, it will be 140$.

    • @janela424
      @janela424 Рік тому +9

      … Except that whole “physically impossible” part where you cannot heal someone over a phone line.
      Sure, it’s great asmr but you’re not cured of anything.

    • @Osteoporos1s
      @Osteoporos1s Рік тому +4

      @@dancooper6002 come to Utah, I have a bridge to sell you

    • @cassingramistheshitoilofor9146
      @cassingramistheshitoilofor9146 Рік тому +1

      Troy Giles

  • @shocker3156
    @shocker3156 10 місяців тому +57

    Dr Saul helps people on and off the table like I help my friends move furniture.

  • @SilverbackGeurrilla
    @SilverbackGeurrilla 3 роки тому +56

    This is the most relaxing con job I’ve ever seen.

  • @Heisenberg896
    @Heisenberg896 4 роки тому +372

    100% of my patients get better 0% of the time . On the clipboard it says, milk, eggs, bread, coffee, New Rolex, trip to Vegas etc.

    • @shayekisitu
      @shayekisitu 4 роки тому +2

      Darren Anthony 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aaronwilson1666
      @aaronwilson1666 4 роки тому +2

      Darren Anthony this almost made me pee a little

    • @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz
      @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz 4 роки тому +1

      Ha ha ha ha ha. Best comment.

    • @sandyeriksen7135
      @sandyeriksen7135 4 роки тому +6

      Omg!!! Busted out LMAO!! That's what I kept thinking! What the Hell is he really writing!? 😂😂😂😂 yet I watch this night after night. It's my go to ASMR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Heisenberg896
      @Heisenberg896 4 роки тому +1

      Sandy Eriksen likewise 😴

  • @TheRealMjb2k
    @TheRealMjb2k 4 роки тому +199

    I think he quit being an atheist because he realized the money he could be making off these religious folk. I love how he says the same thing like a script he’s performed thousands of times. A scammer in their natural habitat.

    • @SoberIrishman
      @SoberIrishman 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly....same words for each person

    • @nicholasadams2374
      @nicholasadams2374 3 роки тому +5

      RIGHT!! LIke bro, were filming!! Mix it up!!!!

    • @deanwinchester3356
      @deanwinchester3356 3 роки тому +14

      I’m religious and I would go to a physical therapist or family doctor if I had these problems. The crap this guy is doing (magical movement with his hands) is the exact opposite of what a religious person believes. It’s technically witchcraft which is considered sinful in the Bible.

    • @Nocturnes1984
      @Nocturnes1984 3 роки тому +3

      His hand movements are like the rhythm 4/4 he is doing lol....

    • @mikeb9638
      @mikeb9638 Рік тому +8

      @@deanwinchester3356 The Bible/theism is no less ridiculous than what he's doing. Hate to break it to you.

  • @1BadSavage
    @1BadSavage 5 років тому +165

    "Half the work i do is over the phone so i cant see it"lol

  • @sandwichbreath0
    @sandwichbreath0 5 років тому +551

    I've stumbled pretty far afield for ASMR tonight...

    • @anthonymurray3550
      @anthonymurray3550 5 років тому +39

      ...and landed on your feet. This is pretty awesome unexpected ASMR. Voices, background noises and recording equipment is perfect. Nice username btw!

    • @santiago.sassone
      @santiago.sassone 5 років тому +18

      Sorry for my sandwich breath! Dont need to see anymore, give this man the award, standing ovation my friend

    • @pootdaggy2657
      @pootdaggy2657 5 років тому +7

      Yup, I myself wandered down faux ASMR wormhole.

    • @thomasskeffington4539
      @thomasskeffington4539 5 років тому +5

      You tube, wine, loneliness and time can lead to a crazy path.

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 5 років тому +13

      @Mike Litoris Yep, it's gold. His clipboard and pen are particular perfection.

  • @JQS_96
    @JQS_96 4 роки тому +305

    when someone can eye ball a 32nd of an inch, they're talking nonsense

    • @Ravenclaw86
      @Ravenclaw86 3 роки тому +17

      Agreed. I believed everything up until that part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @saintdenis11
      @saintdenis11 3 роки тому +30

      FYI a 32nd of an inch is 0.79 millimeters. This guy's eye sight is out of this world!

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 3 роки тому +20

      @@saintdenis11 No shit, he walks on two worlds so of course his vision is out of this world! :)

    • @nicholasadams2374
      @nicholasadams2374 3 роки тому +2

      thats how he gets you. youre busy thinking about that while hes siphoning your wallet!! LMAO

    • @wesgreen9875
      @wesgreen9875 3 роки тому +1

      And here I thought they wanted you keep your shoes on so they could see any wear on one shoe verses the other. But, hey, if you can see a 32nd of an inch differential with naked eye who needs shoes? ?

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 3 роки тому +69

    He walks on two worlds to avoid getting his knees broken by former customers

  • @TheChompyz
    @TheChompyz 5 років тому +325

    this guy says he was a chiropractor and proceeds to give the most insignificant massage that even a cat could do.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman 5 років тому +17

      It actually looks really soothing, though. Sometimes these massages are so intense it looks painful.

    • @MFKitten
      @MFKitten 4 роки тому +90

      His whole thing is very very specifically constructed. Notice how he tells his "patients" that most people experience this and that feeling/sensation, which is literally just him planting that into their brains. I bet 90% of the people who DO feel that only feel it because he's told them to expect it.
      He's very confident and comforting, and that alone has a massive impact on how people feel. It's an interesting effect that I think genuine medicine should learn to utilize more, but the way he does it is obviously a predatory thing.

    • @chilichickSantaFe
      @chilichickSantaFe 4 роки тому

      @@MFKitten Wow, I know Saul and you are off base with your predatory thing.

    • @weirdgirl7475
      @weirdgirl7475 4 роки тому

      Yeah I've been to a chiropractor several times over the years and I have yet to have seen one do any work like that 😄

    • @DarkFilmDirector
      @DarkFilmDirector 4 роки тому +23

      @@chilichickSantaFe He's not wrong at all. The practice of "spiritual healing" is 100% fraudulent. Although it is possible this "Dr. Saul" actually believes in what he's doing, ill people are willingly turning their money over to a man that waves his hands around and calls that healing when they could be getting more substantial treatment.

  • @BrunoFerreiraTheOneAndOnly
    @BrunoFerreiraTheOneAndOnly 3 роки тому +69

    Very smart of him to keep repeating that speech while his massaging their back. It induces people to believe that they are feeling any of those things he's just described.

    • @filetmignon9978
      @filetmignon9978 2 роки тому +2

      exactly. I was just about to comment that too

    • @holyarchon9564
      @holyarchon9564 Рік тому +3

      Agreed. Too bad this man didn’t discover ASMR on UA-cam. Maybe he’ll start a channel?

  • @Graynoble1
    @Graynoble1 4 роки тому +70

    14:26 The roll of paper towels allowed itself to believe!!! 😊

    • @chrish5018
      @chrish5018 4 роки тому +3

      Graynoble yes! The paper towels believe! We should follow the paper towels towards healing and absorbency of light spills.

    • @Vader-23
      @Vader-23 3 роки тому

      Graynoble 😂😂😂😂

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 6 місяців тому +1

      I never noticed that before 😂😂

    • @joeyblakeney2813
      @joeyblakeney2813 2 місяці тому

      Yeah those towels ate him up 😂

    • @ThePdog3k
      @ThePdog3k 9 днів тому +1

      You know you are dealing with a professional when they sterilize your face rest with paper towels from the floor.

  • @ericreynolds74
    @ericreynolds74 5 років тому +149

    I wasn't convinced that this was real in the beginning, but when I realized he was receiving signals through his hands I was sold....

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 3 роки тому +72

    It’s obvious this man is channeling the powers of our lord, he eyeballed a 32nd of an inch

    • @lilgoldenbuddy
      @lilgoldenbuddy Рік тому +8

      Was about to say, God chose wisely in giving this dude the Celestial Powers of Measurement™️, despite all other problems he could solve

    • @lunarlightasmr4660
      @lunarlightasmr4660 10 місяців тому +6

      @@lilgoldenbuddyone extra millimeter and he could unfold the entire cosmos

  • @jackw7441
    @jackw7441 4 роки тому +42

    The room kind of gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason .... anyone else?

    • @davy1972
      @davy1972 3 роки тому +4

      How old are you?

    • @utopianverve
      @utopianverve 3 роки тому +13

      The 90's oak wood finish and the clearly early to mid aughts filming? Definitely.

    • @GenXJay670
      @GenXJay670 3 роки тому +9

      It reminds me of an 80's PBS show

    • @davidg6395
      @davidg6395 3 роки тому +1

      It gives me the sensation of a bad vintage rape porn movie

  • @at5297
    @at5297 Рік тому +193

    What makes him super effective is how non-eccentric he comes across. He's not wearing a psychedelic-colored robe with sandals, he's not waxing poetic about the oneness of the universe or anything like that. He's dry, clinical, detached, he's almost like your mother's cardiologist, which only enhances the ASMR experience imo, since it kind of bridges the gap between legitimate medical attention and complete and utter bullshit lol.

    • @GFitz172
      @GFitz172 Рік тому +17

      You nailed it

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 10 місяців тому +7

      😂😂😂😂 Man you described it correctly

    • @offspringfan89
      @offspringfan89 10 місяців тому +8

      Excellent analysis.

    • @bensouthwell1339
      @bensouthwell1339 9 місяців тому +1

      I think Bullshit is a bit cruel .... more like pigshit and a pen.

    • @user-xz4jz6nz2m
      @user-xz4jz6nz2m 7 місяців тому

      Exactly. He's the skeptic's charlatan. He's not going for the overt mysticism of the occult believers. He's seemingly medical and uses hospital jargon to put the skeptics at ease.
      And the water. Let's not forget the water. Drink plenty of water.

  • @indielast5273
    @indielast5273 4 роки тому +91

    What a joke but I can't stop watching.

    • @ffaabb79
      @ffaabb79 4 роки тому +3

      I wish he had 10 patient that day

  • @ncommerce
    @ncommerce 5 років тому +153

    8:05 He did some healing with my tension. He did some healing with my anxiety. He did some healing with my insomnia.

  • @Luapnampahc
    @Luapnampahc 5 років тому +200

    ASMR gold. But he did some healing didn't he? I reckon he's writing down his shopping list for later. 20 Marlboro Reds; Whisky....

    • @lightningbug276
      @lightningbug276 5 років тому +6

      Paul Chapman Is he in the mob in Jersey? 😊

    • @ronniecrum8644
      @ronniecrum8644 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @allybally0021
      @allybally0021 5 років тому +2

      Fantastic!...yeah working out which stripper to call-on. Filling out lotto tickets.

    • @allybally0021
      @allybally0021 5 років тому

      @@lightningbug276 No....that is Charlie Hungerford.

    • @nessdapkboyo4755
      @nessdapkboyo4755 3 роки тому

      Gas for my van that I live in

  • @donswanson2303
    @donswanson2303 3 роки тому +66

    When she didn't do a backflip off the table at 7:45 I began to get skeptical.

    • @Vader-23
      @Vader-23 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ruby_dia5824
      @ruby_dia5824 2 роки тому +2

      This comment is the best one 💀

  • @cvbabc
    @cvbabc 4 роки тому +103

    I have to admit this guys hustle is very developed. He has the persona of an expert down pat.

    • @cvbabc
      @cvbabc 3 роки тому +2

      @EnriqueLovinLife I keep thinking that if you say God is working through you, then why do you need to write things down?

    • @MsCwebb
      @MsCwebb 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@cvbabcbecause he likes seeing things.

  • @royzevisionneur2045
    @royzevisionneur2045 3 роки тому +33

    Me after laying down:
    "Your third leg looks about 3/4 to an inch shorter"

  • @briankelleher6943
    @briankelleher6943 4 роки тому +122

    This guy gets $50 for a 15-20min session. For the ASMR effect, I’d say that might be worth it 😂

    • @kylerwood6880
      @kylerwood6880 4 роки тому +3

      Brian Kelleher true😂

    • @utopianverve
      @utopianverve 3 роки тому +10

      And ASMR to those who unknowingly feel it (unaware of what ASMR is but still feel it to the full affect, which is probably his 50%) most likely "feel" a difference for sure due to the zen that is ASMR in a real life setting.

    • @midlight9758
      @midlight9758 3 роки тому +1

      I’d rather pay $50 for an hour long full body massage

    • @airnidzo
      @airnidzo 7 місяців тому

      100 bucks isn't that much when one cannot fall asleep. I've had that issue for almost 2 months straight. Imagine not sleeping for 7 days at all.

    • @Kgio-2112
      @Kgio-2112 4 місяці тому

      Hey , a popular psychic gets like $200 a session

  • @cjdfv
    @cjdfv 4 роки тому +64

    When he's "tuning in" I imagine him petting invisible kittens and it's adorable.

  • @SunsPhan75
    @SunsPhan75 5 років тому +182

    50% on the otherhand don't get any ASMR tingles at all. But 90% still think he's a con artist the day after

  • @melgeezy3325
    @melgeezy3325 4 роки тому +94

    Bruh didn't even align my triangles. SMH, this some novice esoteric healing.

    • @ValVolfson
      @ValVolfson 4 роки тому +3

      bruhhh you got my deceaseddddddd hahahahaha

    • @squitowatson9248
      @squitowatson9248 4 роки тому +5

      Ute Uncle Barry you’re missing the key facts here guys. He’s been to 8! EIGHT! Different countries!!!!

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 4 роки тому +6

      @@squitowatson9248 But can he establish his sandwich breath?

    • @TheLTG
      @TheLTG 4 роки тому +10

      you can't forget the triangles, the ones we call triangles,
      and you also can't forget to bounce the azhna and if you fall asleep that's completely normal.

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheLTG He forgot to close his throat chakra!

  • @bradpuckett6749
    @bradpuckett6749 3 роки тому +92

    “Alright that’ll be $1500, would you like god to email or text you the receipt?”

    • @wolffromthejungle3894
      @wolffromthejungle3894 3 роки тому +4

      I'd like to mortgage the bill and have it paid off when I go to heaven

    • @ericgalloway3420
      @ericgalloway3420 3 роки тому

      HILARIOUS!!!

    • @TheTurtleRage
      @TheTurtleRage 3 роки тому +5

      Billing department be like “Please hold. An angel will be with you shortly.”

  • @chadrosin5878
    @chadrosin5878 5 місяців тому +17

    I didn’t realize there was a full version of this on the internet. Amazing!

    • @zemja
      @zemja Місяць тому

      There's another offline version?

    • @chadrosin5878
      @chadrosin5878 Місяць тому +1

      @@zemjano. There’s a shorter version that is all over the place. I’ve never seen this full length version.

  • @adamheaston8772
    @adamheaston8772 4 роки тому +68

    I hope that back massage took care of Satnahm’s allergy issues.

    • @ellikirves5186
      @ellikirves5186 4 роки тому +9

      "All-you-can-eat-peanut-buffet, here I come!"

    • @nicholasadams2374
      @nicholasadams2374 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, he handled that while he was curing his thyroid with a hand wave. LMFAO

  • @shinraninja
    @shinraninja 5 років тому +71

    its nice that god takes his time to work directly through him - he must be special

  • @elliotjames1273
    @elliotjames1273 Рік тому +23

    You can tell that old eggplant lady was one of the lucky 50% who felt something at the time by the way she said “Thank you, SO much.” To Dr SAuL!!

  • @joshpascual7539
    @joshpascual7539 3 роки тому +22

    This is my Ultimate ASMR video I fall asleep to this video nearly every night.

  • @bigsky2063
    @bigsky2063 3 роки тому +31

    Gene Simmons is not only a metal GOD, but he can really work the clip board too!

  • @jaeslow6347
    @jaeslow6347 5 років тому +50

    He should be called the Placebo guy, im fascinated.

  • @nibunibu4254
    @nibunibu4254 4 роки тому +211

    His no touch healing is just what we need in the Age of Corunavirus. Keep your distance guys.

    • @shayekisitu
      @shayekisitu 4 роки тому +2

      nibu nibu 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lsurouge
      @lsurouge 4 роки тому +6

      Of course. Social distancing helps prevent the spread of sandwich breath.

    • @keydefiance98
      @keydefiance98 4 роки тому

      But... he literally touched both of those people on their backs

    • @-lord1754
      @-lord1754 3 роки тому +4

      @@lsurouge Hopefully everyone is keeping their navy suit's for war clean.

    • @teopablo1123
      @teopablo1123 3 роки тому +3

      J.M. James sorry I got red in the face

  • @reborndrakken
    @reborndrakken 5 років тому +74

    8:09 "I did some healing with...." lists almost every part of body lol. My doctor took almost 10 mins just to examine my back ( my doctor must suck )

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 4 роки тому +16

      Both got the same list regardless of what they said their actual problems were lol

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 4 роки тому +1

      @@sandwichbreath0 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

  • @BackdraftGaming
    @BackdraftGaming 4 роки тому +61

    Hello, I’m Gene Simmons. And when I lash my tongue at the crowd, about 50% of people get a sense of rock and roll all night and party everyday.

    • @randy7068
      @randy7068 4 роки тому +4

      And 50% get saliva splashed in their faces.

  • @yohei72
    @yohei72 3 роки тому +71

    10:09 - Doesn't get a clear answer to the very basic question he asked about the patient's symptoms, says, "Ok, whatever" and moves on. The sign of a true medical professional.

    • @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood
      @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood Рік тому +1

      You must need a hearing aid because none of them said "ok, whatever".

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Рік тому +15

      @@TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood You must need reading comprehension lessons, because I clearly meant that as a non-literal summary of his attitude, not a direct quote. Most other people seemed to get it.

    • @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood
      @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood Рік тому

      @@yohei72 You literally put quotation marks which means you were quoting something from the video, and now you say i need comprehension lessons😂 dumbest shit ive ever seen.

    • @tomastoth3839
      @tomastoth3839 Рік тому

      ​@@yohei72 you set the non-literal bar a bit higher than needed 😉

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Рік тому +3

      @@tomastoth3839 Don’t need a bar, I don’t drink.

  • @mattkevlarlarock5469
    @mattkevlarlarock5469 5 років тому +251

    A server at Olive Garden covered my spaghetti with freshly ground parmesan with more energy than this dude.

  • @badatpseudoscience
    @badatpseudoscience 4 роки тому +58

    The leg length trick is common among faith healers. It is done by one or both of two ways.The method that he is using here looks like holding the legs slightly to one side. This makes the leg on the side the that he move towards look longer. You can see this clearly at 3:29. The other method involves slipping one of the shoe heals down slightly to make one leg look longer. I didn't see him do this but at 10:51 he talked about why he has them keep there shoes on. The reason he gave made no since.

    • @Jamie_Pritchard
      @Jamie_Pritchard Рік тому +9

      I'm surprised he does it as it's one of the oldest cons in the book.

    • @0kieD0kiee
      @0kieD0kiee 2 місяці тому +1

      I had the leg length trick done to me at a big church healing conference when I was 12, I genuinely thought they’d helped me, my mom and dad and whole family thought they’d actually performed a miracle on me.

    • @dancooper6002
      @dancooper6002 Місяць тому

      @@0kieD0kiee How arrogant of you to think you are smarter than everyone else present.

  • @jamesharbaugh4612
    @jamesharbaugh4612 4 роки тому +14

    I cry to this every night

  • @85blaise
    @85blaise 5 років тому +56

    Looks like he's practicing the theremin while taking notes about where its all gone wrong.

    • @MFKitten
      @MFKitten 4 роки тому +1

      Oh god I need this edit!

  • @nicholasadams2374
    @nicholasadams2374 3 роки тому +34

    Notice the Charlatan's disclaimer: "whatever the person is ALLOWING THEMSELVES to receive with the healing usually manifests..."
    In other words, if (when) it doesn't work, its your fault not his. What a sham. GREAT ASMR THOUGH!!!!!

  • @airsoftguyver
    @airsoftguyver 4 роки тому +26

    60% of the time this treatment works every time

    • @rblauson
      @rblauson 4 роки тому +1

      fire cat meow LMAO!

    • @1skcusebutuoy1
      @1skcusebutuoy1 2 місяці тому

      They've done studies, you know.

  • @89horizon
    @89horizon 3 роки тому +29

    I don't know why but the way he massages the spine, and especially the neck, is very ASMR-inducing to me. I've tried to find similar videos on UA-cam but there's nothing really comparable out there.

    • @ilyapodolsky7204
      @ilyapodolsky7204 3 роки тому +4

      Probably it's because he's chanting his bullshit about percentages while massaging

    • @BirdmanHT07
      @BirdmanHT07 10 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of my exes massage technique

    • @joeyblakeney2813
      @joeyblakeney2813 2 місяці тому +3

      To me it's the pen and clipboard, dropping on the clipboard then sliding it on and off the clipboard, it's absolute gold and puts me out

  • @ryanthomas4816
    @ryanthomas4816 5 років тому +118

    Jesus turned water into wine; Saul runs out of ink 2 minutes after saying God works through me.

    • @ZachZoschke
      @ZachZoschke 5 років тому +7

      Ryan Thomas This comment is life

    • @dublduu6190
      @dublduu6190 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, he's a piece of shit con man

    • @randy7068
      @randy7068 4 роки тому +2

      The god of ink is angry with this one. No ink for you !

    • @aburke0823
      @aburke0823 3 роки тому +2

      THIS. COMMENT. WON.THE.WAR.

    • @philipbagnall375
      @philipbagnall375 3 роки тому +2

      Of course his ink dried up. God knows an idiot when He sees one 😁

  • @FelixTruvere
    @FelixTruvere 4 роки тому +158

    @ 5:25 he says almost VERBATIM exactly what he says at 14:32 “And God’s Working through me...” he begins explaining how 50% of his clients mention an “ASMR” experience as he describes exactly the sensations OF ASMR... this helps his client believe healing is occurring when they are just experiencing good ol ASMR. Shows you how down PAT he has his act/show/system.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman 4 роки тому +10

      ASMR *is* healing! :D

    • @godawaken117
      @godawaken117 4 роки тому +3

      lekoman agreed

    • @squitowatson9248
      @squitowatson9248 4 роки тому +3

      ASMR is god 😂

    • @SemiPerfectDark
      @SemiPerfectDark 2 роки тому +3

      Good analysis. 🙂

    • @lunarlightasmr4660
      @lunarlightasmr4660 10 місяців тому +3

      True, but ASMR, and said deep states of stress relief are proven to be positive for health. It’s a pretty widely accepted fact high levels over a prolonged period of time of stress and the related hormones which cause feels of stress are extremely detrimental if not deadly in the long run, leading to a litany of health issues, so, hey, if they’re all just bringin some ASMR, so be it

  • @BNice-sl4sq
    @BNice-sl4sq 2 місяці тому +11

    Based on a bio online, he was born in the late 1940's, making him around 75 today. He looks to be 50+ in the video. Guessing this was taped around 2005. BTW, if laughter is the best medicine, reading the comments here will cure you faster.😂😂

  • @emotionwave
    @emotionwave 3 роки тому +71

    Thank goodness the US doesn't have free public healthcare or we wouldn't have such amazing asmr vids.

    • @The-Skinn
      @The-Skinn Рік тому +1

      Yup because when something is “free” to everyone, it’s always great quality. The fact that you think someone’s labor should be free means you believe in slavery.

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 Рік тому +10

      @@The-Skinn Doctors in countries where healthcare is free are still paid😭 They are just paid by the government as opposed to a private entity. Plus I’ve heard from many Americans that the level of care that they received in countries where healthcare is free was far greater than in America. I suggest doing a little bit of research on universal healthcare before spewing inflammatory nonsense

    • @chrisbriscoe7138
      @chrisbriscoe7138 Рік тому

      Amazing comment.

    • @darrenlamb6279
      @darrenlamb6279 Рік тому

      @@The-Skinn you’re really stupid

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 6 місяців тому +2

      @@The-Skinn Come visit Australia then tell us all about that. When you do, don't forget to explain why our doctors and surgeons are ranked world-class and why American, British and Canadian doctors come here to study under them.
      Your mistake is believing that universal healthcare only exists in the Soviet form. Our doctors aren't slaves working for free, they're paid by the government via our taxes. Everyone earning over a certain threshold here simply pays a 2% levy once a year with their tax return. And before you say that's THEFT and COMMUNISM, it's not even calculated on your entire income, only the portion over the high threshold -- and what we get for that is the security of full access to our world-ranked healthcare system, and never needing to choose between surgery and homelessness if we're unlucky enough to lose our job at the worst time possible.

  • @keraptisblackrazor2658
    @keraptisblackrazor2658 3 роки тому +8

    I did some healing with your immune system, with your lymphatic system, with your spine and neck, with the vertigo, I balanced the spiritual centres.....but I'll be damned if I can get rid of my sniffles"

  • @KarunaSatoriASMR
    @KarunaSatoriASMR 5 місяців тому +12

    I wonder if Katherine is still alive

    • @wades9327
      @wades9327 4 місяці тому +3

      Dr Saul Shaye's magical bullshit combined with the power of purple sustains her.

    • @sandwich-breath
      @sandwich-breath 4 місяці тому +9

      She didn’t have a good response and passed due to dehydration. She forgot to drink lots of water.

  • @myroseaccount
    @myroseaccount 4 роки тому +10

    Even Dr Quack and his universal elixir of eternal youth would be impressed with this level quackery

  • @Travelling_wm
    @Travelling_wm 3 роки тому +9

    7:07 :signs: 'Lovely and Floppy... Lovely and Floppy... Lovely and Floppy... BRILLIANT!'

  • @3leon306
    @3leon306 4 роки тому +34

    That room smells of sweet hokum, cinnamon balderdash, and vanilla quackery

    • @alex1movies
      @alex1movies 3 роки тому +4

      And also bullshit

    • @nicholasadams2374
      @nicholasadams2374 3 роки тому +4

      but mainly SHENANIGANS!!!

    • @JTScott1988
      @JTScott1988 3 роки тому +1

      😂 vanilla quackery. White folks don't seem to get that one😂😂😂😂

  • @ironicchungles5912
    @ironicchungles5912 4 роки тому +20

    This looks like it was filmed 30 years ago, yet was filmed in 2018?

  • @J.E.L.2658
    @J.E.L.2658 4 роки тому +75

    Bruh who could live with themselves after scamming an elderly woman

    • @davidg6395
      @davidg6395 3 роки тому +9

      That guy over there, doing bullshit jedi hand waving

    • @glitchinthematrix555
      @glitchinthematrix555 3 роки тому +5

      If you’re dumb enough to fall for this you deserve to be scammed

    • @andreasgamperl9583
      @andreasgamperl9583 3 роки тому +3

      TrippyLiving or desperate, or in the old lady’s case, maybe she isn’t mentally able anylonger to tell what’s BS and a scam

    • @brooklynbull-e3565
      @brooklynbull-e3565 3 роки тому

      @axertrybal realest comment I've seen today.

    • @royshalev1247
      @royshalev1247 3 роки тому

      An elderly scam artist

  • @indielast5273
    @indielast5273 4 роки тому +24

    At 13:37 you can hear his demon talk. I believe it said cookies.

  • @Agent2090
    @Agent2090 3 роки тому +63

    "Whatever the individual is allowing themselves to receive with the healing..." Gotta love how me makes it the patient's fault if they don't get "healed"

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 2 роки тому +3

      That part just stuck out to me as I was watching.😭😭 like damn so if it doesn’t work that’s cause of something I did

    • @dancooper6002
      @dancooper6002 Місяць тому

      So? Doctors do that all the time. Patients that don't cooperate don't get better going to any doctor.

  • @WalrusDoom
    @WalrusDoom 3 роки тому +41

    In the previous video in this series, the guy explains that he was an “advanced atheist” in college. Clearly what happened is the guy learned how gullible people are - chiropracty is a wonderful gateway to this - and jumped on the God money train. Mad respect.

  • @nelsonporter8387
    @nelsonporter8387 11 місяців тому +2

    I watch this every day

  • @brianfettner3153
    @brianfettner3153 5 років тому +40

    Coming up next, Wayne’s world.

  • @camdenelliott
    @camdenelliott 4 роки тому +48

    Why do I feel as if this is what Eric Andre will do in the future?

    • @keydefiance98
      @keydefiance98 4 роки тому +4

      This woman"s set has almost the same furniture general aesthetic of Eric Andre's set

  • @smurfarooney2003
    @smurfarooney2003 4 роки тому +6

    I love this guys hair 👍

  • @ben_noach
    @ben_noach 6 місяців тому +5

    That intro goes hard 🔥

  • @agc195
    @agc195 4 роки тому +33

    Why does he leave the shoes on to measure the leg length? Wouldn't it make more sense to remove the shoes?

    • @hongkongsloth
      @hongkongsloth 4 роки тому +18

      Gordon Conaway nothing about this makes sense lol

    • @tonybagodonutz
      @tonybagodonutz 4 роки тому +4

      10:52 His answer, which really doesn't clarify.

    • @thomasskeffington4539
      @thomasskeffington4539 4 роки тому +6

      It takes to long for people to take on and off their shoes. Time is money to these people.

    • @madcityy269
      @madcityy269 4 роки тому +3

      short explanation: HE LYIN'

    • @EddieChukkz
      @EddieChukkz 4 роки тому +4

      Hey you Gordon!! You take yer common sense with you and scram! We don't like yer kind round here boah!

  • @evildeadboy3385
    @evildeadboy3385 3 роки тому +7

    Dr Nick Cave
    How much for a transmission healing on my 92 Nissan Pathfinder?

  • @kenhorlor5674
    @kenhorlor5674 5 місяців тому +5

    Better call Saul.

  • @SirYakToast
    @SirYakToast 3 роки тому +83

    16:24 he goes in for the hand movement “heal” and realizes he forgot to check his notes. It’s all an act. He does it well. It’s relaxing nevertheless, I guarantee this man has helped countless sleep, even if he’s never healed anyone as he claims.

    • @UlrichRibbentrop
      @UlrichRibbentrop 2 роки тому +1

      If it was fake, he wouldn't have needed to stop and grab the notes.

    • @rosuppp
      @rosuppp 2 роки тому +11

      @@UlrichRibbentrop it is fake

    • @robertodiasfb
      @robertodiasfb 2 роки тому +2

      @@UlrichRibbentrop say what?

    • @elliotjames1273
      @elliotjames1273 Рік тому

      @@rosuppp Dude just stop, how many times are you gonna say it’s fake. Ulrich is correct, if it was fake he wouldn’t need to check his notes.

    • @rosuppp
      @rosuppp Рік тому

      @@elliotjames1273 or he’s just pretending you moron

  • @mikemedina9634
    @mikemedina9634 5 років тому +95

    Amazing how he became a “believer” once he found a way to exploit and monetize it....Good ASMR though.

    • @dublduu6190
      @dublduu6190 5 років тому

      Same thing I was thinking about

    • @MFKitten
      @MFKitten 4 роки тому +1

      I will bet you that he never was an atheist at all.

    • @waitwhat6882
      @waitwhat6882 4 роки тому

      I think that’s a Jewish name though.

  • @FelixTruvere
    @FelixTruvere 4 роки тому +20

    13:05 multi-step equations in his head.

    • @shayekisitu
      @shayekisitu 4 роки тому

      Felix Truvere 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @oakabielb5406
    @oakabielb5406 7 місяців тому +5

    50% of the time it works every time

  • @matthewrollins6978
    @matthewrollins6978 5 років тому +30

    A just for laughs gags laugh track would fit perfectly over his hand gesture and checklist routine.

  • @SaskTransfer
    @SaskTransfer 5 років тому +119

    Taking advantage of the Elderly is disturbing and disgusting

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 роки тому

      Seriously

    • @ADjustinG2013
      @ADjustinG2013 4 роки тому +3

      tell that to pharma companies

    • @estebanortega8744
      @estebanortega8744 4 роки тому +1

      @@ADjustinG2013 At least the medicine works in pharmacies.

    • @glitchinthematrix555
      @glitchinthematrix555 3 роки тому

      Aaa Bbb it really doesn’t do anything other than treat symptoms instead of actually teaching people how to be a healthy human being. Also anti depressants and all those pills will wreck your health. Hopefully cannabis and other natural remedies put those crooks out of business for good.

    • @midlight9758
      @midlight9758 3 роки тому +1

      Especially purple ones

  • @joelalamo45
    @joelalamo45 3 роки тому +8

    I feel like the title of Doctor gets thrown around a bit too freely here.

  • @Blatty26
    @Blatty26 5 років тому +40

    This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

  • @TheAdekrijger
    @TheAdekrijger 3 роки тому +9

    Supposed to be relaxing but I can't stop laughing everytime he starts with the magic hands.

    • @portugalesespana3786
      @portugalesespana3786 Рік тому

      No one cares

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 6 місяців тому +1

      @@portugalesespana3786 At least 8 more people cared about TheAdekrijger's comment than yours.

  • @matthiaswagner5637
    @matthiaswagner5637 3 роки тому +47

    I bet he kinda evolved throughout his career: At the beginning he had a lot more physical contact, until he realized, that he could keep seated while waving this hands aimlessly or even do it on the phone, because his deranged clients would accept anything anyway.

    • @aburke0823
      @aburke0823 3 роки тому +6

      My dude has a clipboard though and if I have learned anything from Grey's Anatomy clipboards equal SCIENCE.

    • @nicholasadams2374
      @nicholasadams2374 3 роки тому +10

      No doubt. And he was careful to add the charlatan's disclaimer. "...whatever the person is 'allowing themselves' to receive with the healing 'usually' manifests..."
      So, in other words, when it doesn't work, its your fault not his. Pure con-artist.

  • @Dani-it5sy
    @Dani-it5sy 2 місяці тому +2

    Whatever the patient is allowing itself to receive.. Genius. So if it doesn't work it's your fault. Brilliant.

  • @philthekiwi5
    @philthekiwi5 2 місяці тому +3

    These comments had me crying with laughter. I got some healing after all 😂

  • @LouScannon2001
    @LouScannon2001 5 років тому +39

    "Now, I'm going to do some healing. Is your cough chronic? You know - chronic... Like mine!"

    • @Fifty8day
      @Fifty8day 3 роки тому +3

      Cough courtesy of American Tobacco

  • @kunalsarkar2246
    @kunalsarkar2246 3 роки тому +10

    17:20 in case the patient forgot what a chair was

    • @TaterChip91
      @TaterChip91 3 роки тому +2

      Given the fact the patient is even there, Im surprised he didn't need reminded about which way lying face down or up is.