All My Neighbors Cousins feat. Pod About List | Chapo Trap House
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2024
- Episode 804 - All My Neighbors Cousins feat. Pod About List (2/5/24)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
Caleb, Patrick and Cameron of Pod About List stop by to take a look at the lighter side of news. Topics include: mandatory potty training in Utah, a Chinese spy bird, dick biting, and the international crisis of cousins.
Pod About List is on tour with Home Planet soon, find all their dates here: www.swagpoop.com/shows
And check out Home Planet’s recent video “Junior Associate” featuring Pat & Caleb here: • Junior Associate
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Making pooping fun again is how you get workers back in the office.
I'm a preschool teacher and if we had even half the class in diapers it would be a nightmare. Imagine 1 kindergarten teacher with 20 or so kids. That said, this is obviously in the vein of public schools labeling problem kids to get them out of the classroom because they don't have enough teachers. Slap an ADHD on one or a problem pooper on another and shunt them off to someone else. As Matt once said, we are solving the school to prison pipeline by making our schools and prisons the same thing.
All I heard was a Voice of Freaks getting too "Hands on" with butt holes and feelings instead of alternatives.
Returning kids Back home to be Potty trained is the Least *Freak* Maneuver compared to an >> X-ray, Conversation, suppository, Uncomfortable feeling and Leaky Asshole.
We already have solution over Suppositories, Called Laxatives! You can find them easily in more than Just Bubble gum flavor.
We Must be Cautious people, but that's a Dog whistle if I ever heard one Blaring in my ear before.
-Anyway, thank you for your Service, Teach!
You might as well just be a diaper changer, the children are dumb as rocks and not learning anything useful in a public school. You also get several months off paid each year, don't forget.
berdyderg900 has read Bryan Caplan and has a good take on something?
Next thing you know he'll be citing polygenic scores as to why 25 percent of kids shouldn't be educated past 8th grade.@@berdyderg900
Yup. And forcing teachers to become bathroom Nazis bc they are supposed to get 30 traumatized 5yos reading before the yr is done. Impossible
I really miss Matt
I just hope he makes some kind of recovery. His podcasting career is definitely over though. Chapo's prognosis is worse than his tbh.
@@cat_city2009how would you know?
@@berdyderg900
I saw the picture Amber posted of them with their baby. He didn't look great.
@@cat_city2009aw jeez
@@cat_city2009that's so sad
will: were gonna be talking about poop and diapers for about 20 minutes, were gonna need some help
felix: i know just tha muthafuckss
Glad to see them FINALLY diving into the Uncle Gap
I keep trying to make more cousins by mating with mine but all I get are raccoon children.
Previous raccoon children
The world needs more cousin magic.
Holy shit cousin ronin. Need an extended bit on that. Laugh out loud moment
This is so real. I have one first cousin and he lives half way around the world. My girlfriend, on the other hand, has dozens of cousins. I tried to tell her about cousin privilege but she wouldn't listen 😔
Sad that the chapo boys missed this in the cousin gap discourse. This crucially means that we are also in a dire nephew gap!
This is why Horus Lupercal turned against the Emporer. Nineteen brothers, zero cousins.
Twenty brothers
18 brothers! No one dares speak of any others
I'm Reporting You All For HERESEY!
@@danegustafunOmegon was just Alpharius gaslighting everyone once again. Also, it means that GW can tell us all we must buy two minis of the exact same Primarch sculpt!
12:35 Mech-suit football!
Let's goooooo!
Much less head injuries, much more flail chest injuries ?
The fact that they think it's crazy to grow up in such close proximity of cousins/family is such a white American take lmao. All my ethnic minorities out there grew up with at least 5 cousins in the same neighborhood and at least 1 in the same apartment building/block.
White people have had American capitalism work on them the longest. It’s annihilated our extend families and is currently destroying our nuclear families. Of course, we’re all taught one day we too will be a millionaire owner of something who will need his workers to suffer for our mortgage.
wtf r u talking about thats nonsense. but yea felix and will grew up rich. idk about their guest but i assume they were wealthy 2
Cousins are family who can be a family member or a friend, they don't have to be both.
bring amber back!
Bring.....amber......back
And Virgil 🧉🦄
She was just on one. I think she was literally on the one last week!
I don't think she wants to come back permanently.
I don't usually say this but she is funny
This is a great episode. Riffing on all cylinders with this one
i love how will consistently stops on the word "nuclear" to make sure that he pronounces it the wrong way
38:23 still fucks up ❤
I zoned out heard something about a marathon and heard he was running through the civil war and thought they were riffing on forest gump.
needed this collab
I pretty much annointed someone as my cousin. My second degree cousin is his godfather, so I had contact with him since we were both toddlers and I thought he was my cousin too. Haven't seen him in quite a while.
He pretty much was part of the family tho, can remember at least 2 christmas he spent at my grandma's house. Hope he felt welcome with us, since he lost his mother when he was 5 and he has quite a rocky relationship with his father.
Fewer cousins means fewer potential family reunion hook-ups means mote incels. A dark future ahead!
talking about sumo and body mods? let's give a quick shout out to Mainoumi Shūhei, who was just under sumo association height requirements, so he got silicone injected into the top of his head.
Shout out 2 the candy necklace.
"birdland" I see you chris
Are we all forgetting how the wedding ring saved ed Harris in the abyss? So I mean reply it’s a wash save or kill you flip of the coin might as well be blinged for your lady.
Word of the day: degloving. That's what happens when your ring gets snagged on something and tears the skin off your finger.
If you shit at work you steal their time and their tp
Rip my cousin Sam
I have 64 first cousins irish Catholics don’t quit
Damn, you got me beat.
Podcast about list army mobilize
Salute Black Alien.
How have they been doing this for so many years and their audio sucks
Full Metal Diaper
19:18
8:45 This was a SNL sketch with Phil Hartman.
Is “floppy” a medical term?
I am not a spaz!
Elote style please
Who's the guy with the undulating audio that makes it sound like he's rocking back and forth in front of his mic?
your asking what we're all thinking man
My three funniest friends getting the spotlight ❤
Need matt
I'm sure they would love to have him back
42:00
These guys were fk'n great. No more Seeking Derangements, give these guys and David Roth a monthly spot.
Seeking Derangements are for lady Chapo fans, Pod About List and Stavvy baby are for dude Chapo fans. There's room for both.
Miss me ok that riffing on fe es for 30 minutes straight.
Occasionally the Chapo bits are just too stoned & just babbling. This is one such episode.
In much of the Middle East and South Asia, nearly half of all married couples are first or second cousins to each other.
The Muslim practice is similar to older Middle Eastern norms, such as those outlined in Leviticus in the Old Testament. The lineage of the Hebrew Patriarchs who founded the Jewish people was highly inbred. Abraham said his wife Sarah was also his half-sister. His son Isaac married Rebekah, a cousin once removed. And Isaac’s son Jacob wed his two first cousins, Leah and Rachel.
Jacob’s dozen sons were the famous progenitors of the Twelve Tribes of Israel. Due to inbreeding, Jacob’s eight legitimate sons had only six unique great-grandparents instead of the usual eight. That’s because the inbred are related to their relatives through multiple paths.
Just as the inbred have fewer unique ancestors than the outbred, they also have fewer unique heirs, helping keep both the inheritance and the brothers together. When a herd-owning patriarch marries his son off to his younger brother’s daughter, he insures that his grandson and his grandnephew will be the same person. Likewise, the younger brother benefits from knowing that his grandson will also be the patriarch’s grandson and heir. Thus, by making sibling rivalry over inheritance less relevant, cousin marriage emotionally unites families.
The anthropologist Carleton Coon also pointed out that by minimizing the number of relatives a Bedouin Arab nomad has, this system of inbreeding “does not overextend the number of persons whose deaths an honorable man must avenge.”
umm..., You're chinese.
@@mikkelkuunarsson7716 me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your Coke
Have you ever considered another hobby?
A much more informative post than I initially anticipated
you still get this stuff in small off coast island populations of first world nations. I know someone involved with protecting kids, and the amount of pedophilic incest going on is nuts, never mind consenting age adults
Spoken like a bunch of dudes with no children.
Damn even for a free episode that was mid as hell.
Nerd
i agree. chapo just aint the same. used to be one of my fav things in life, now its like netflix or something disposable. ill always love them but idk its not the same im sure im not alone in this
Bob Sapp is 6'5. I know he's Black and scary to you but that's a bit ridiculous. 7'1 😂
They really fell off
yeah i prefer the good ol days where all you could hear was felix's vape and keyboard
Bring Virgil Texas back
Is there anything of substance in this video?
i let it run way too long before realizing that answer is no
Show us your sub stance
@@metrodonkey8093
Is the whole episode just boring banter like the first few minutes? If so, Chapo is dead.
felix talks about cousins most of the middle, something about a pigeon and an indian boat somewhere, and i have no idea what the last part is about@@cat_city2009
chapo is imho just dead after the trump presidency. the most entertaining chapo has been is honestly when they talk about media. they have good media literacy and can have some genuinely good takes on movies and shows
They need better recurring guests. They guys stink