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Episode 790 - Advice for Dark Psychologies feat. Hesse Deni (12/12/23)
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After a last minute guest cancelation leaves Will in a tight spot, Hesse Deni from Seeking Derangements and Movie Mindset comes off the bench to field another slew of questions sourced from advice columns. Q's include: What to do when your mom spends too much money on premium pornography? What if your child is in school with a dark psychopath? How to defend your home from the tooth fairy and much more.
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I find it so adorable how Hesse always knows the exact way to make Will crack up. No one makes him laugh like her. It's very cute.
She's literally the funniest person they know and it's not close, lol.
@@polishpipebombthe ep a few months back with Jaques as well got me into Seeking Derangement. It was the least focused, most chaotic, and funniest Chapo ep in a long time.
It's great to hear Will laugh like that.
She's deeliteful
*it's very hot
watching matt learn to tweat again
"You've been out for a long time. Ever since the social media wars ended, X became the only social media!"
He's reinventing tweeting
His Tweeting has transcended the boundaries of our reality.
Excuse me but its actually called eXcreting
We're post maxi now.
I can't believe Stephen Colbert would just ditch ya'll like that.
I recall it was strongly suggested Nick Mullen stop writing to 'Dear Abby/Prudence'.
Stav getting too big for his britches.
Time for a mumu
He's big tyming chapo
i agree but only in the physical sense
stav quitting on friends? doesn't sound like him...
Damn surely not the guy who cancels paid shows to do mushrooms
Planet-shaped man gets too big for his britches
He’s becoming a regular on Joe Rogan. Probably tasted fame and got addicted. This clout shit is funny
Hesse is so funny.
im glad will has made friends
my bru asked me if I heard of chapo trap house and i said, ”yeah man.”
@ThatGuy-bh9qhyou're a good friend
We love our gay chapo don't we folks? _We love it!_
And I mean... it's good right? We can all agree it's great. I like them.
Will and Hesse have a lovely lil rapport. Many are saying. The biggest, toughest men have been coming up to me…tears in their eyes - actually they’d turn on me in a second but I’ll still pay their salary - saying “Mr President…Will and Hesse. Their vibes are cozy”
@@AMPR45no one makes him laugh like she does
@@AMPR45"Sir", they said - tears streaming down their faces. These were tough guys. Toughest guys you ever saw
Right from central casting! We love it, don't we folks?
Is Hesse replacing Rich Evans???
They truly are the benevolent archons of the internet
My thoughts are with Matt during his recovery from crippling diabetes and AIIIIIIDS.
@@commenter381
A PENUMA gone wrong! 🙈💦
Great episode. Lot of fun. I laughed, I cried. I left a comment for the algorithm.
Stav on Joe Rogan was crazy though. I have never seen him so flummoxed when Rogan was prrssing him on Chicago.
What happened? I don’t want to watch Rogan lmao
@Gum_Cuzzler Big Rogan put the screws to fat boy. "Why is there a D-line but no C and F line? If Chicago sinks into the lake does it become part of Michigan? Where do birds go when it gets cold?"
Stutterin' Stavros had no retort and was killed shortly thereafter.
100 percent the "gang" is "Juggalos".
Oh…. FACK! 🙈💦
Can you imagine getting shot in a Juggalo related activity. Went to buy clown make-up and faygo and it went bad,
Hesse is funnier than Stavros.
Never understood the stavros appeal personally. I keep trying to laugh at his stuff but it always came off as frat bro, lowest common denominator, dick and pussy jokes your dumbest only child friend makes.
@@TheTinyTimmyTimTimagree.
Oh yeah, not even close, Hesse fucking rules, Stav is like the least talented or intelligent person in the chapo / streetfight/ cum town / seeking derangements / blowback ect scene
I would love to hang out with Hesse while she comprehensively roasts my personal enemies
Stavros cancelled on Chapo?????
Stavvy's a big deal now. He's too busy getting his adrenachrome hook-up and riding in a limo with Obama and Bruce Springsteen. He doesn't have time for the little people anymore, even though where would he be without Chapo and those of us who were there for him in the beginning? So ungrateful...
But, at least hes not too big to condemn hamas!....have you...condemned ... hamas???
Last time I was listening to Hesse on ye olde Moxie Mindset I reflected to myself
"Getting less straight by the minute, m'boy, getting less straight by the minute"
Here's to the crooked and the gay
The dad’s favorite cancelled comedian is Tim Allen 1000%
bring on the guy with the youtube special instead!
Movie Mindset on the Kinski-Herzogs and the acting career of Cassavetes.
The art restoration sex question immediately put Janosz and Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 into my head.
They have such good chemistry I'm going to check out movie mindset
second gayest trap house ive ever seen
Hesse ep? Color me aroused
They should have the guys from the RememberShuffle on. They rock
no ***I*** am the one who FELLATES THE GIVER
…which now I really think about just kinda sounds like I’m blowing myself since I’m clearly the one giving here. Gonna have to bring this up at our next Ritual Sex Magik potluck…
When I heard that I lost. my. shit.
Care & Feeding in Las Vegas
Sped teacher here. Agree about calling CPS (and there are probably already at least a half dozen CPS reports from various teachers, but more can't hurt) but sorry, mainstreaming is 100% the better of two bad options. (I wouldn't be surprised if Peter eventually gets shipped off to a remedial school) That teacher likely has an (understandable) chip on her shoulder about being overworked and underpaid to begin with and then having to deal with Peter on top of everything else, but I worked in a self-contained sped classroom and if Peter was self-contained he would be molesting children in wheelchairs and intellectually disabled children. Peter likely has an "emotional and behavioral disability" which is the IDEA Act's way of saying he's severely mentally ill, which the problem is there's no free universal public health care so the public school system (being one of the few existing public infrastructure in the US) has to function as an ersatz mental health clinic for children like Peter, which it was never designed to be and shouldn't have to be.
You are wrong that it wasn’t designed to be that (and right that it shouldn’t have to be).
Schools are a low cost place for politicians to put society’s problems, and since they’re largely run by women you don’t face too much political blowback for treating them like shit and blaming them for problems you created trying to shuffle more money to the elite (thanks patriarchy!)
The system’s broken and it’s 100% by design.
@@sammosaurusrexsad but true
@@sammosaurusrex Adding to this point, there's a very good reason teachers' unions face steep fines for attempting to exercise what little political power they have outside of lobbying the same capitalist politicians throwing them under the bus to begin with. I've kept tabs on teachers' strikes in Massachusetts, and big fucking shocker, it turns out the Mass. Teachers Association supported the election campaign of now governor Maura Healey, who has, predictably, stabbed them in the back by openly opposing legalizing teachers' strikes and allowed municipal courts to nearly bankrupt the locals who struck anyway.
We're in a situation where extant public sector union leadership feel compelled not only to beg Democrats for bigger crumbs but to literally throw their members' fucking dues money at the goddamn class enemy, instead of using that to build any sort of labor-based opposition, electoral and extra-electoral, to the Dem and GOP ratfucks blaming educators for not fixing the problems their policies created or intensified.
@@discountchocolate4577 Got any advice from your observations for young radicals embarking on a career in teaching? Asking for a friend
God damn, good luck out there...
Hopsin’s Choice sounds dope. I had no idea he got into acting outside of music videos.
I misread this as "dank psychologies"
Hesse rules ❤
she's talking about what we used to call the "squirrel cage" in Corning EHS: sequestering every possible behavioral short of severe in da same rooms; like 14yo-17yo ALL in da same room. mainstream in this case simply means general population.
Id like to hear them talk patlabor 2 in a future movie mindset that sounds dope
8:32 "There are dozens of us!"
I was listening to that exact moment when I read your comment. We're just brains in jars
Hesse is awesome ❤
The problematic celebrity is Louis Farrakhan
Mamorou Oshii episode should cover Jin Roh, since it caps off his Panzer Cops franchise. I have the whole Patlabor franchise, but Jin Roh has way more to say.
This would be the perfect opportunity to discuss his work on the Urusei Yatsura franchise and how Beautiful Dreamer is the best of all six movies: It’s got the cheezy whimsy of a harem anime with the ideas from Total Recall and Abre Los Ojos/Vanilla Sky.
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This has to be funniest episode in ages. I love how he thought the dryer scenario involved the woman being fully trapped in the dryer. Pretty sure that would kill you, which would make it an entirely different fetish.
we love hesse. we love her
She's ok. I miss Amber.
Hittin the Patreon now!
39:18 Steve wasn't a serial killer in Sex and The City? With that fucking voice?
Is he talking about Stavros in the beginning? 1:00
Probably Nick, his special dropped last week. The ADL/Hamas fundraiser joke makes more sense that way too.
No,virgil texas
@@drdrai7479 nicks special isnt on netflix
@@greenseer6
You're right. I was thinking it might be Nick until Will mentioned Netflix. And whenever Stav is on the show they do an advice format because Stav is a moron who know's nothing about politics or world events. Also, Nick wouldn't flake on Will like this. Stav thinks he's a big shot now and he's got a new group of fake friends who he thinks will help his career.
Is missing a goatse reference a bit, or did they just completely miss a goatse reference?
What's a goatse?
NEVER MIND!. I looked it up. So that's now part of my consciousness forever and can't be undone. Thanks a lot.
HA!
I also have strong feelings about 1n c3st adult films which may not be printable in the youtube comments section.
Most of them are not selling the transgressive fantasy that is in their title. That would be way too interesting for the unimaginative people who write these scenes to dare to explore. The common (and sad) fantasy they are selling is:
1. A woman
2. who you don’t have to meet
3. who doesn’t have to like you
4. but still wants to have sex with you
5. but with no strings attached
The fantasy being sold is targeted at insecure teenagers who are afraid of the emotional vulnerability required to form a typical sexual relationship with a woman. In these fantasies, you literally don’t even have to leave your house, let alone be emotionally well-adjusted or view women as human beings who you should take genuine interest in. “Step-sis is ANNOYED by your BONER but GOSH she’ll help you out anyway if you’ll do her homework” or whatever, blah blah.
In this facet, I am also very much against the genre, just for different reasons from the person in the advice column.
I completely agree. I've had the same thought. The fantasy is that there's a woman, in your house, just by circumstance ok with your presence or even talking to you, and she'll have sex with you out of curiosity/spite/leverage or whatever other flimsy justification is made
Sooo… it makes it hotter when there’s an emotional familial connection between the two? Hell, make them blood-related to add that extra spice.
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@@bitteralmonds666 no that's not the fantasy they're selling. Often the step siblings are completely different races too.
@@MichaelSotoCE
Nobody thought of the Brady Bunch scenario, of growing up with a hot chick in the same house? I think that’s part of the fantasy these videos capitalize on. Kinda… “vanilla,” if you ask me. It’s probably a step down from fucking a roommate or a coworker.
Some posters here mention “!ncest,” as if this were some kinda Caligula or Luchino Visconti’s The Damned scenario… or Murmur Of The Heart-type of thing.
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@@bitteralmonds666 yeah but if you watch a decent amount of these videos, you'll see they're not selling the Brady bunch scenario
definitely biker adjacent. it's not uncommon for independent (pecker)-wood "pile" guys to meet up in the free world. might only be half a dozen: taking from AB, AC, AN, NLR, WK, DWB et al in their ideology and symbolism. half a dozen guys running a couple dozens ladies but also doing the meth and weapons thing.
Pathetic little kings of sad little hills...
You had me at hesse
Hesse is a hall of fame guest. Honestly funnier than the fat guy
Movie mindset HAS TO cover the Russian Classic БРАТ. It and Come & See are the best Russian cinema. They are the most important movies to understanding the Russian psych. Trauma & being swag asf in Москва и Питер. No one opinion on Russia is valid till you watch Брат
Does anyone know what the Springsteen song was that was on the tail of this ep before it was taken down?
Racing in the Street
Thank you!!!!
I think Peter is a touch disturbed!
Hesse
Hard disagree with will and hesse on the evil sixth grader. He has the potential to be the next William friedkin
34:23 It is done.
4 the ALGy
Stav!!!! I saw it on Netflix. I was like hell yeah cumtown in the house.
I saw that was on netflix! Havent watched yet. I didnt even realize he had a netflix deal, good for him
There's nothing wrong with "step sibling" porn. The whole Brady Bunch scenario is messed up to begin with since kids who would otherwise be chasing after each other are suddenly told to sleep down the hall from one another.
Skee bee dee toilet is what I'm gonna call it from now on
Mel Gibson
Chapo is wrong, the statue advice ask is totally a real thing that could happen to a sex-nerd/actual art restorer nerd.
SKIP IT
21:00 I imagined the opposite. Some intensely buttoned up, consummate professional type, and racing is his hobby on the side. Imagine Dwight Schrute in Fast and Furious.
I was thinking of Paul Walker when he is in the suit and tie playing an FBI agent in the fast and furious movies
12 year old don't just joke about sucking someone off. I would bet my next SSI check that that school has an armed cop and no social worker.
"An ethical dilemma:
There's a kid in my daughter's class who's getting raped at home.. this is disturbing to my daughter, how can I punish this child that isn't mine? How can I keep this 12 year old of school, maybe suspended at home where I don't care if he's safe.
He's distracting my well adjusted daughter.. bow can I punish him?"
I'd agree if you said 5 years old. At my school, we were making jokes like this since we were 9 because we watched South Park.
@commenter381 and cannibalism and necrophelia?
I also had a latch key upbringing, doesn't make it good.
I'm not a child development specialist, early adolescents isn't comfortable for anyone, my point is people don't prioritize the safety of boys...
The admins punishing and pathologizing young men and boys acting out
Boys aren't allowed to admit that they feel unsafe or afraid, don't know why they act our, are treated like threats for having their body's when we neglect their minds. At an age where they can't control their impulses as well as an adult, they are expected to act like adults.
Not to get hooksian here, but How are boys suppose to prioritize the wellbeing and safety of others, when there is no one in their development that shows them how to prioritize safety for themselves and others?
And also, as you alluded too, some acting out is normal for adolescents.
Girls mature quicker in adolescents.. women and girls shouldn't have to feel unsafe,
But at what age is a boy "man enough" to stop needing care protection and love? At what point does he go from a boy that's worthy of care to a sexual and cultural threat to women and the status of other men?
Is it when their voice drops? They get X pounds? When they are y tall?
It's hilarious to think about this wound up beaver moving school districts because she can't teach her kid about emotional intelligence.
@@commenter381 - For real. I got slapped around the face by the head principle because someone snitched on me saying I wanted his wife to suck me until I collapsed like a Capri-Sun. I was 8 and I totally meant every word.
@@John_Malka-titsI remember that being pretty much par for the course in 6th grade, yeah. Only weird thing is doing it in front of the teacher.
@icantcomeupwithnames469
You sidelined my line questioning.
At what age is a boy become a threatening man unworthy of consideration or protection?
This mom was gonna displace her kid away from her friends and peers at school because a boy was (doing what people insist is normal for that age)
So either his behavior is or isn't normal, people can't say for sure, but even if it is NOT normal, it's because he's bad and needs to be punished by teachers, admins, or other parents.
At what age does a boy go from "just another part of the group" to a sexual threat to women and a status threat to men?
If my daughter came home felt like she was being treated unkindly, I would tell her that person needs understanding or kindness, and you don't have to give that if you don't want to.
Maybe that boy is being abused or disturbed by someone at home, and that's why he's acting out.
(Maybe he's acting normally for a early adolescent) this wine mom doesn't seem to think so
We don't teach boys about emotional awareness, boys mature physically quicker, administrators and teachers punish instead of teach.
At what point in our culture is a boy no longer part of the group? At what point is a boy a potential threat?
And how should we treat them when they act out in a ""threatening"" manner?
You guys should have Michael Rappaport on and just talk about hoagies for an hour and a half
That Hesse needs a youtube...I'm not getting a fukkin instagram...get it done. ❤
Patlabor please
Immigration Agent: “Reason for visit?”
Kanuka: “COMBAT.” 😎
They couldn’t get Virgil to cover?
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And it’s R. W. Fassbinder. Also a bit disappointed they did not mention Walter Hill’s The Driver.
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You mention Oshii, but no URUSEI YATSURA?! What the hell, breh?
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Wallahi Virgil is finished
Virgil died to woke mind virus
Virgil got stuck in the dryer.