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Episode 781 - Goon Dad (11/13/23)
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Will, Felix and Amber pick up a few stories we missed last week, including Tim Scott girlfriend reveal (and campaign end), and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s father/son porn monitoring. We then look at a litany of increasingly absurd bungles and PR disasters from the Israeli government, all from just the last week.
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We missed her didn't we folks. Some people are saying least favorite host. Not me!!
Their very nasty! VERY UNFAIR!
Simply not true!
Amberrrrrrrr
Definitely not least favorite, it was the unfunny, try hard groomer that was the worst. Glad he’s gone!
/S ?
I love Felix basically having a stroke trying to say that Mormon name
Amber coming back on Chapo and talking about Mike Johnson’s son having sex with his dad…that’s what it’s all about.
People say, "I don't like that Amber one." They say it. Lotta people. I don't agree honestly, but that's me. We love Amber, folks.
19:49 im DEAD WHY IS norm Finkelstein talking about gooning
man of the people
Amber referencing Stav’s bird collecting grandpa hit me right in the nostalgia sternum.
Yea that one stays with you for awhile
Not that I'm not dedicated to this show, but Amber coming back on has automatically given it juice it hasn't had since the Bernie 2020 era
wait she was gone? for how long???
'those bitches are gonna take over Poland any day now' fucking holy shit i missed Amber
We love our Amber, don't we folks.
We love our big, beautiful Amber A'Lee Frost. She's tremendous, folks, she really is - everybody says so.
I think Virgil is the worst chapo host by default
Amber is definitely in the top 5 favorite cohosts
I actually love Amber & would love her back more
Amber back made kissinger die
Maybe it's just me. But I feel the fact that America is coming around to the right side of Palestine could indicate we might be over 9/11?
It's basically the death of cable news.
Much harder to hate people that you can speak to directly through social media or online games.
@@alexpkeaton4471 I think you're correct
agreed, i've seen russians, ukrainians, palestinians, and israelis in various forums and chat rooms. it's different then watching mainstream media, which is a little more contrived and still very limited in ideological differences. i think america very much supports israel, but i should hope americans are wiser about these things in any case. that could make some positive difference at the very least, and i think social media has a part to play in wisening people up.
@@Molecular-Brainwaves-TranslateI’ll support a fellow democracy (there’s like thirty different kinds), but I’m not into genocide.
@@romanmannerAn aparthied state can't be a democracy. Ignoring the whole dictatorship of the bougie.
Amber is back!! The best. She's very smart and erudite and it makes me very very jealous.
its so depressing to me how the acidic dark humor of Chapo to me got less and less "edgy" and more and more adequate expression of how messed up the world is, untill now, when they talk about the horrors of Israels occupation and genocidal war on Gaza, it actually feels way more measured and tame compared to the absolute insane inhuman shit the news media and political class peddels all day every day.
Award this person a PhD in Gender Studies immediately!
Reality is the edgiest comedian of all
My favorite Chapo returns on the day that I skip class to smoke weed and listen to the podcast. It's just like I'm back in my first semester of college
According to amber you are dumb for going to college.
AMBER AMBER AMBER!!!! my rain dance worked :D
We love our Matt!
Yes we love him don't folks! He is our special uncle Matt.....and we love him. Don't we?
Amber back, we missed her folks
The least favorite host was the one that vanished off the face of the earth after the allegations...
What allegations?
@@PhantomAlucard Virgil was allegedly sexting with a minor or some shit, God knows. He hasn't been seen since
What ever happened to the 'God Felix is so unfunny' weirdo in the comments?
Did he get bored with the bit?
We miss you Amber.
I always liked Amber lol.
Jack Johnson is a command, not a name
“A Matt for an Amber. A small price to pay”.
Thank you Amy Schumer for your service to the Palestinian people 🙏🏾
Israel is winning... By a lot 😊
@@TurtleChad1 cringe bot-tard moment
@@TurtleChad1 hows the weather in tel-aviv, agent? :)
I miss Matt and Ambers brother sister sultry chemistey
youre insane
SULTRY ❓⁉️⁉️⁉️❓⁉️
Being the "worst" chapo is like being the "worst" hall of famer in the NBA.
Bingo! This is the dream team of unemployed millennial slackers. When are they going to spend another month on broadcasting a table game! That was podcasting 101.
That is some sick demented shit amber is saying.
That's why she's so cool.
I miss Amber, especially with Matt gone, she brings the bants back
Amber pulls her weight.
Wait is that Norm Finkelstein clip real
What the fuck
Least best Chapo host but def the best cumtown guest cohost. 100% buying her book
Don't spend you money on that shit man, come on' download the PDF like a real communist.
@@rodrigoroa6753 Yeah that's why I find rips of the premium show online. I listen to every episode but have never paid. Like a true proletarian
Hearing Amber again made me shed a tear
Wishing our large uncle a speedy recovery and happy fatherhood
So now that Ambers finished with her book she’s returning to Chapo?
hope so
Most favorite chapo host ❤️
ngl, amber really knows how to sell an audiobook to *_*me specifically.*_*
extremely sold, very excited for this amber-only extended bonus ep. 🙏
Incredibley embarrassing but i thiught when the bois mentioned Matt and his wife Amber, I thought it was THIS Amber.
Looking at the title, they can't _not_ talk about the IDF's posthumous spermjackers.
The WHAT
@@TCKaos The IDF has a special unit to recover sperm from fallen soldiers and the government made an animation to promote it.
this can't be true@@alexpkeaton4471
AMBER!!!
Former British PM who only speaks in swears, Liz Cuss
Muh queen
I love how they keep naming porn stars while discussing the weird Mike Johnson stuff. Rae Lil Black is definitely a goated reference
Wendy from mariokart is back
All the homies love Amber! Hearts in the chat for our big beautiful broad. ♥
Miss you Amber!!!
Im afraid matt thinks he is amber but his amber impression is very good isnt it folks!
Amber back in time for goon wolves
Aww, Amber was never my least favorite host. Virgil set that bar *awfully* high
Aka the Polanski of Podcasting
You didn’t think he was just so quirky and hilarious?!?! Haha jk fuck that guy
It's okay, I'm his covenant eyes accountability partner now. He hasn't been on roblox in almost 2 days
Amber being back is the first good news us leftist creeps have had in some time. Queen 👑
17:45 Hilarious to reference something about the Johnsons
I’m shocked that Will and Felix haven’t seen it
@@robert9016especially since Nick Mullen has brought it up multiple times
its funny Amber thinks she is the worst co-host when V*rgil exists
EXACTLY! I MISSED HER
Wassup grrl
👁️🫦👁️
Tim Scott accepted the call from the Impossible Mission Force to combat anti-bachelor bias worldwide.
ily amber!
Regarding “how do I drive a tank” in Hebrew, have you considered that maybe the Merkava operates like the plane from the Clint Eastwood movie Firefox? You can control it by thinking about it, but you have to think in Hebrew sentences.
Why doesn't the Israeli army make English/Hebrew flashcards so we American taxpayers can have a shot at getting our money's worth? By the way, did you know Egypt has 200+ F16 jets? Holy shit!
@@howwitty Egypt is a major market for US arms industry. It even has an Abrams factory.
RLB hentai is a suspiciously specific reference, Amber.
i wish amber was back to stay. the least favorite one? FUNNY
Not least favourite. You are all great.
So if the senator sees that his son is up to no good, he calls him and yells 'JACK! OFF NOW!!'.
'Not yet just Dad, not just yet'
Super awesome to have some original members back!
I miss Amber. Make her stay plz.
Amber is second best after matt
We love Amber don't we folks
Amber! My favorite
Gooning? I’m so out of the loop! Amber is a hot Emma Goldman.
Amber 🚨
Going straight to animation, oviposotion, and anime Trans girls is so me on the web. 😅
0:08 Now way! You were my fave.
Israel yelled at JJJ (austrlian youth radio station) and made them delete a show, because they referred to genocide as genocide.
They probably said genycidelydoo
so glad to hear from my old friend amber again
Nationalism is the virtue of the vicious. Didn’t Oscar Wilde say something along those lines
Wilde said “Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”
So you were close
SHESBACK
Ahhh, Gianna Michaels 🥹.
God damnit I missed amber on the trap
Amber!!!!!! :)
Amber is my favorite host
Welcome back Amber 🎉
18:40 My favorite thing about Ronna is the fact that she used to go by Ronna Romney McDaniel, but the second Trump told her to drop Romney from her name, she did.
Ronna mit Romney Al-Bagdaniel
1:04:27 "Rashomon" is just under 90 minutes long, Amber. You might be confusing it with "The Seven Samurai", which is 3 and 1/2 hours long.
Nerd
you guys didn't actually watch the Israeli President Herzog holding up the Mein Kampf, did you?
The book was not dog-eared. Herzog said it was well-studied and annotated, but it was clearly a brand new book, shiny cover, every corner sharp.
yeah that's the takeaway here man great job
Return of the Queen
I had pizza for breakfast at midday and chapo b4 bed. Thats goooood
So glad my wife is back. She has been sorely missed.
“Son, I’m chipping”
Fuck yeah dude
They brought back Amber!!! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Matt is Curly Howard. You're new to the show, you love his antics, his quirks.
As you mature into the show you appreciate Moe's role (Will). His infinite eccentricity keeps the show running on course. Otherwise the antics of the others would quickly break down into incoherence.
Amber is Larry. Larry's genius is often times overlooked. As you mature you come to appreciate the role, not only as an offset but critical contrast to the zaniness of Curly. Curly cannot be Curly unless Larry is Larry.
Felix is Shemp. Now Shemp got a lot of hate that was totally unwarranted IMO. Shemp has his own takes on the various skits that Curly was known for and is unfairly panned for it. As you outgrow Curly you'll come to appreciate Shemp. It doesn't mean we think less of Curly he'll always be a beloved character. But Shemp has his appeal and he matured the humor, if you're willing to see it.
Virgil is NOT Joe, he's Curly Joe. Dollar store Curly. It was said that Curly Joe adored the Stooges act and was honored to take part. I'll take a Curly Joe episode over Abbott and Costello, but admittedly it isn't quite up to par.
Any update on Virgil? The fuck actually happened to him?
Ambruh
The guy who looks like he could be offspring of Beetlejuice (the wackpacker) and Butt-head has a girlfriend? Thats a feel-good story if Ive ever heard one.
I cannot express how great it is to have Amber back
Amber was great in this episode.
Does Amber know I'm gay?
I only listen to chapo for the off chance of hearing from Amber
Thankfully you dont have much to listen for anymore 😘
Love ya Amber!
amber
listened to this beginning of this episode with my dad, thanks Chapo
Father-son bonding is important
Thanks for coming back Amber, had me chuckling more than anyone this episode.