@@icuabc1235 thought about it. Your comment still makes less sense 🤦♂️ do you also think tomatoes are still “poison apples” and shouldn’t be eaten? Lmao tomatoes and lobster are both fine to eat now, but they had poor reputations in the past due purely to the ignorance of humans
@Simón Suarez tge only reason they were considered poor was originally when we started eating them their was too much excess of crab and lobster and people where getting tired of lobster so they eventually became a food for poor people
This is the worst way to cut a lobster. These chinki dog-eating chinese thinks that thier style of doing everything is the best way not knowing that thier style is the most shitty style.
Here in Canada, we boil the whole lobster in salty water for about 20 mins and then we remove the meat by pulling it out near all joints. Almost no shell cutting is required
@@mando8194 True lobsters yes anything without claws isn't technically a lobster even if it's in the name people are weird with names you have to remember
Overall, lobsters are characterized by their unique body structure, claws, antennae, eyes, and their adaptations for life in marine environments. These features collectively make lobsters a distinct and fascinating group of crustaceans.@@cdeer17
Today I went to a sea food store & resturant because I've been craving to try lobster and crab for the first time in my 24 years, bro two sticks of king crab legs costs 35 my currency 💀 which is 80$. So I got a 2,50$ crab soup and immediately left in tears 😅
@@USMC978 again, the lobster he is using, is COMPLETELY different than the american lobster you are eating. the american lobster is exported to some asian countries, and is generally in the $40-60lb range. The lobster he is using, which is actually in the shrimp family, will sell for MORE money per pound than the american lobster in same market. American lobster is the least expensive of all the "lobsters" out there.
Even without his Jet engine bro still making things pretty heated up with the lobster 💀💀
*moans cutely*
@@FREAKZilla-420 bro
@@jayjaychill3513 *twerks handsomely*
@@FREAKZilla-420*disembowls you*
@@FREAKZilla-420 *Stabs you in the neck*
Next video is how to afford a lobster
boston has the cheapest lobster i think
How expensive is it?....i live in India so idk...
@@deepdas2092 $ 257
@@lambda-m1676 lmao maybe back in 2006 but everything in Boston is expensive.. they wanna turn Boston into a mini California
@@deepdas2092 it's about $30 CAD per kg of lobster . That's the entire lobster not just the meat
This lobster was $257. It hurts my wallet every time I make these videos
Thank you sir. Your effort is much appreciated.
You should have cooked it before cracking into the shell then maybe
Don’t throw away stock material then!
Don't make then
@@amirrahimi1206 why u such a pussy
Instructions unclear: got a life sentence for 1st degree murder, harrasment, abuse, cannibalism, etc.
Bro’s a spiny lobster 💀
YO IF YOU DONT WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO AND LISTEN IT SOUNDS CURSED AF
you didn't really cut your ex girlfriend right? 💀
Skill issue.
Oh hi larry
*cuts the entire thing up*
"Cut off her legs so she doesn't run away"
My dumbass writing that down in bold fam 😂
Yeah that shit made me laugh too much
I love how when the camera goes to the trash the subtitles say "ex girlfriend" 🤣
Bro’s humor is so dark but I absolutely love it.
to think these guys used to be called poor people’s good back in the day😭
Back in the day people used to pick them up off the beach and feed them to their pigs
Now I guess where the pigs.
@@icuabc1235 nah, I think we just know how to eat them “correctly” now lol
@@icuabc1235 thought about it. Your comment still makes less sense 🤦♂️ do you also think tomatoes are still “poison apples” and shouldn’t be eaten? Lmao tomatoes and lobster are both fine to eat now, but they had poor reputations in the past due purely to the ignorance of humans
@Simón Suarez tge only reason they were considered poor was originally when we started eating them their was too much excess of crab and lobster and people where getting tired of lobster so they eventually became a food for poor people
how to cut a lobster
step 1: buy a fckin 130$ sea cockroach
Waaah?? $130?? Come here ton Indonesia, it is only $40 sea cockroach
@@yuwonotjandra6806 yeah , because they said its "rare item" duh .
Gross
It depends on the location bruh. Ofc Indonesia have a lot of lobster, they're surrounded by sea. Most ot their land are islands
@@usercurrentlymissing Spiny lobsters aren't tht common in the US so it makes sense
Chinese style is basically smashing the big blade and making it into pieces lol. Love it
This is the worst way to cut a lobster. These chinki dog-eating chinese thinks that thier style of doing everything is the best way not knowing that thier style is the most shitty style.
The lobster got to enjoy itself as a wonderful dish.
Cameraman: Hey bro I wasn't recording can you buy another one?
Wok: it's okay, I can chop you up instead 😊.
"This is how to cut a cameraman, Chinese style!"
Man that sounds brutal 💀
The fact that he can make jokes while teaching is hilarious 😂😂
Bro has all the jokes my guy 😂
This is the funniest lobster tutorial I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣Keep up the great work❤ Loving it!
Well, least Leon was spared this fate..
Fun fact:
In medieval times, lobster was considered as food for the poor
Why??
@@salutemorphosis Google will response you
It was considered that until about the 50s or 60s
Because it was super common back then now because of the fishing industry not so much
I am here for the comment saying poor lobster
Bro imagine a separate universe where lobsters are doing a video on how to dissect a human💀💀💀
Yoru: "where did my comb go"
Here in Canada, we boil the whole lobster in salty water for about 20 mins and then we remove the meat by pulling it out near all joints. Almost no shell cutting is required
Well, that's because you're eating boiled lobster. Not fried/stir fried Chinese lobster lol
havent tried any lobster chinese style cooking huh? it's okay
I love the technique on display on this channel
“Girl named lobster was brutally murdered and decapitated last month by her killer who then proceeded to eat her.”
LOBSTA!
Even though I don’t eat shellfish I really enjoyed listening to your antics and how you explained it was like you were saying a riddle
Your a legend for spending 257 dollar's just to help us out
those roasts were personal
Ayo bro, keep up, I've been watching you for almost 30 years now, time flies huh. more power
Oh so THAT’S what the grooves on my chopping board are for 😭
Omg THANK YOU for the cutting board tip! I was using it wrong the whole time😭😭
This felt really personal
Bros got that dahmer energy
Dahmer only ate men🤓🤓🤓
if you only listened to the audio, out of context this sounds like a cannibal casually explaining how they murdered a woman
Now how am i gonna play Honkai SR without fingers...
Those chops were personal bro 😂
Come to Maine.. well show you a real lobster
Quite literally since lobsters have claws so it's not a true lobster more like a giant shrimp 😂
@@cdeer17 do you think all lobster has claws?? LMAO
@@mando8194 True lobsters yes anything without claws isn't technically a lobster even if it's in the name people are weird with names you have to remember
Overall, lobsters are characterized by their unique body structure, claws, antennae, eyes, and their adaptations for life in marine environments. These features collectively make lobsters a distinct and fascinating group of crustaceans.@@cdeer17
my pet lobster in the room watching this: 😳
That lobster is like $200 in california lol but I’m sure it tastes good
Dude determined to traumatize the vegans 😂
reunite the lobster with her body thats kinda dark man
"Lobestar" thought he was Australian for a minute. Great video!
he is
He is aussie
So you just butchered the lobster before it was dead ?
It was probably boiled before hand because it's skin is a light red
That's a color some shellfish can have the inner meat was to fresh looking so most likely not boiled at all
The dark humor makes it taste better. 😂
Today I went to a sea food store & resturant because I've been craving to try lobster and crab for the first time in my 24 years, bro two sticks of king crab legs costs 35 my currency 💀 which is 80$.
So I got a 2,50$ crab soup and immediately left in tears 😅
She is such a quick learner on the splits
You can get a whole lobster live here for under $10. They will steam it for you too. I love Market Basket.
Artie T. definitely cares about his customers, but it's not going to be a lobster like this or as big for $10.
lobster you buy is a different lobster than he is using. Notice there are no front claws like yours had.
These lobsters are more expensive.
@@theboringchannel2027 the same $10 lobster will fetch over $200 in another country.
@@derekborba2644 I had big lobsters. I like the smaller ones better. 1.25-1.75lbs are the best in my opinion.
@@USMC978 again, the lobster he is using, is COMPLETELY different than the american lobster you are eating. the american lobster is exported to some asian countries,
and is generally in the $40-60lb range.
The lobster he is using, which is actually in the shrimp family, will sell for MORE money per pound than the american lobster in same market.
American lobster is the least expensive of all the "lobsters" out there.
Grandpa explaining his “unspoken rizz” from his youth
I am so confused rn💀
bro was so happy😂
I'm still waiting for the bat video😅 Chinese style😅
Oh, wait! Nevermind, my bad!😅
Hahah!!! So funny!!! love that dude, defo not racist.
Bro had no chill
Man really tryna roast this lobster both ways 💀☠️
Watching your cooking video I am a professional cook now thank you so much ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
bro's got beef with a lobster
Next video : How to cut a Cat, chinese style.
Such violence so early in the morning. I feel like a supervillan
Bro did 27 fatalities on that lobster
My grandpa's relationship advice
He wants some beef with the lobster lol 😂
Bro dissing the lobster 😭😂
Bruh remembered the order how to chop a lobster the same way I was taught in school to remember PEMDAS 🤣🤣
For people who don’t understand:
Please
End
My
Depression
And
Suffering
"ex girlfriend" bro that's a violation 💀💀💀
It's always fun to imagine an animal rights activists watch these videos
i need an asmr version of this
The Australia accent is giving Me Felix from stray kids
If you listen closely you can hear Gordon Ramsay swearing at him.
Bro was confident "lObSaR
Thanks! I've always wanted to cut a lobsta
“So it can’t run away” schlawg it is in literal pieces
The narration 😂
As a Chinese presentation is always key 😂
Funny how this thing used to be called trash and was a prison food and now it's a luxury
I mean they did get overfished so
Lobster pedicure looks painful 😂
Opening shot looks like onee of those things from Alien😂
As a chinese person myself, i can confirm that this man has the chopping skills of someone who usually sells meat/pork in the local market
"so he doesnt run away" when hes cut in half
It's a ✨️Lobstar✨️ 😂
Asian parents when the son gets 99.99% in math:
Play this to a blind girl without context 😂
blud got violated
"So he whont run away" 💀💀💀
bros describing a dismemberment but with lobsters
"The only swimming she will be doing is inside your belly" 💀
“Um, how do you know that lobster is a she” -🤓🤓🤓
Is it just me who is seeing a lobsters toe nails for fist time?😂
Nope, Me Aswell
bro really taught us how to chop a lobstar
This sounded personal
Is bro fr trash talking a cooked lobster🗣️🔥
"Cut it gently"
*intense chopping*
That was personal
Damn bro. Let me do that to you 😂 especially that cut off the nails part
Bro that lobster was beautiful
"Teach it how to do the splits"
My ass: I felt that
"ex - girlfriend" 😂
Teach it how to do the splits 😂😂😂 damn that's cold
Without the video, it just sounds like a tutorial to dismember someone
Roaches of the ocean
Ok u were saying some mad sus shit ma boy ☠
That sir, is a crayfish. Aswell as that being the infamous North Korean style of dissecting :-)