HOW TO CUT LOBSTER

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  • @ojy5059
    @ojy5059 Рік тому +6924

    Even without his Jet engine bro still making things pretty heated up with the lobster 💀💀

  • @Alltimefox
    @Alltimefox Рік тому +4713

    Next video is how to afford a lobster

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Рік тому +17

      boston has the cheapest lobster i think

    • @deepdas2092
      @deepdas2092 Рік тому +3

      How expensive is it?....i live in India so idk...

    • @parthsharma4959
      @parthsharma4959 Рік тому +12

      ​@@deepdas2092 $ 257

    • @Ksilla007
      @Ksilla007 Рік тому +5

      @@lambda-m1676 lmao maybe back in 2006 but everything in Boston is expensive.. they wanna turn Boston into a mini California

    • @DaDaDo661
      @DaDaDo661 Рік тому +5

      ​@@deepdas2092 it's about $30 CAD per kg of lobster . That's the entire lobster not just the meat

  • @wokgod
    @wokgod  Рік тому +4888

    This lobster was $257. It hurts my wallet every time I make these videos

  • @Noone-hk1vf
    @Noone-hk1vf Рік тому +933

    Instructions unclear: got a life sentence for 1st degree murder, harrasment, abuse, cannibalism, etc.

  • @whitneygaunt
    @whitneygaunt Рік тому +762

    *cuts the entire thing up*
    "Cut off her legs so she doesn't run away"
    My dumbass writing that down in bold fam 😂

  • @ZedTheSecond
    @ZedTheSecond Рік тому +5

    I love how when the camera goes to the trash the subtitles say "ex girlfriend" 🤣

  • @Nyctotope
    @Nyctotope Рік тому +33

    Bro’s humor is so dark but I absolutely love it.

  • @chantikejayatilaka8637
    @chantikejayatilaka8637 Рік тому +437

    to think these guys used to be called poor people’s good back in the day😭

    • @icuabc1235
      @icuabc1235 Рік тому +22

      Back in the day people used to pick them up off the beach and feed them to their pigs

    • @icuabc1235
      @icuabc1235 Рік тому +6

      Now I guess where the pigs.

    • @Simon_Sez
      @Simon_Sez Рік тому +2

      @@icuabc1235 nah, I think we just know how to eat them “correctly” now lol

    • @Simon_Sez
      @Simon_Sez Рік тому +2

      @@icuabc1235 thought about it. Your comment still makes less sense 🤦‍♂️ do you also think tomatoes are still “poison apples” and shouldn’t be eaten? Lmao tomatoes and lobster are both fine to eat now, but they had poor reputations in the past due purely to the ignorance of humans

    • @amieldeshazor1663
      @amieldeshazor1663 Рік тому +1

      ​@Simón Suarez tge only reason they were considered poor was originally when we started eating them their was too much excess of crab and lobster and people where getting tired of lobster so they eventually became a food for poor people

  • @usercurrentlymissing
    @usercurrentlymissing Рік тому +933

    how to cut a lobster
    step 1: buy a fckin 130$ sea cockroach

    • @yuwonotjandra6806
      @yuwonotjandra6806 Рік тому +34

      Waaah?? $130?? Come here ton Indonesia, it is only $40 sea cockroach

    • @usercurrentlymissing
      @usercurrentlymissing Рік тому +1

      @@yuwonotjandra6806 yeah , because they said its "rare item" duh .

    • @kkrriissy
      @kkrriissy Рік тому

      Gross

    • @slushie3061
      @slushie3061 Рік тому +16

      It depends on the location bruh. Ofc Indonesia have a lot of lobster, they're surrounded by sea. Most ot their land are islands

    • @bruh-ib5hz
      @bruh-ib5hz Рік тому +8

      ​@@usercurrentlymissing Spiny lobsters aren't tht common in the US so it makes sense

  • @xShinobiXx
    @xShinobiXx Рік тому +87

    Chinese style is basically smashing the big blade and making it into pieces lol. Love it

    • @justlikeme2797
      @justlikeme2797 Рік тому

      This is the worst way to cut a lobster. These chinki dog-eating chinese thinks that thier style of doing everything is the best way not knowing that thier style is the most shitty style.

  • @AllyMind5Star
    @AllyMind5Star Рік тому +50

    The lobster got to enjoy itself as a wonderful dish.

  • @centralvirginiabuses7710
    @centralvirginiabuses7710 Рік тому +15

    Cameraman: Hey bro I wasn't recording can you buy another one?
    Wok: it's okay, I can chop you up instead 😊.

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 Рік тому

      "This is how to cut a cameraman, Chinese style!"

  • @azel4
    @azel4 Рік тому +85

    Man that sounds brutal 💀

  • @Lynx0379
    @Lynx0379 Рік тому +1

    The fact that he can make jokes while teaching is hilarious 😂😂

  • @Gaming4lifeisgood
    @Gaming4lifeisgood Рік тому +1

    Bro has all the jokes my guy 😂

  • @sobaiii
    @sobaiii Рік тому +7

    This is the funniest lobster tutorial I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣Keep up the great work❤ Loving it!

  • @wesdoggo2242
    @wesdoggo2242 Рік тому +1

    Well, least Leon was spared this fate..

  • @SUBARIMANE
    @SUBARIMANE Рік тому +9

    Fun fact:
    In medieval times, lobster was considered as food for the poor

    • @salutemorphosis
      @salutemorphosis Рік тому

      Why??

    • @y-sdahms212
      @y-sdahms212 Рік тому

      ​@@salutemorphosis Google will response you

    • @cylex45
      @cylex45 Рік тому

      It was considered that until about the 50s or 60s

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому

      Because it was super common back then now because of the fishing industry not so much

  • @cozyvibes8983
    @cozyvibes8983 Рік тому +1

    I am here for the comment saying poor lobster

  • @dylanramgren8422
    @dylanramgren8422 Рік тому +21

    Bro imagine a separate universe where lobsters are doing a video on how to dissect a human💀💀💀

  • @ahmedwalid3035
    @ahmedwalid3035 Рік тому +2

    Yoru: "where did my comb go"

  • @marc-francoisbrideau4797
    @marc-francoisbrideau4797 Рік тому +8

    Here in Canada, we boil the whole lobster in salty water for about 20 mins and then we remove the meat by pulling it out near all joints. Almost no shell cutting is required

    • @elith6930
      @elith6930 Рік тому +12

      Well, that's because you're eating boiled lobster. Not fried/stir fried Chinese lobster lol

    • @mando8194
      @mando8194 Рік тому

      havent tried any lobster chinese style cooking huh? it's okay

  • @stephen129
    @stephen129 Рік тому

    I love the technique on display on this channel

  • @Mr.Jerry13
    @Mr.Jerry13 Рік тому +1

    “Girl named lobster was brutally murdered and decapitated last month by her killer who then proceeded to eat her.”

  • @CasanovaPopperz
    @CasanovaPopperz Рік тому +3

    LOBSTA!

  • @HadassahIsraelTv
    @HadassahIsraelTv Рік тому +1

    Even though I don’t eat shellfish I really enjoyed listening to your antics and how you explained it was like you were saying a riddle

  • @imlost2862
    @imlost2862 Рік тому +4

    Your a legend for spending 257 dollar's just to help us out

  • @Megumi8F2
    @Megumi8F2 Рік тому

    those roasts were personal

  • @francisfrancis9035
    @francisfrancis9035 Рік тому +7

    Ayo bro, keep up, I've been watching you for almost 30 years now, time flies huh. more power

  • @XiaoMingXing
    @XiaoMingXing Рік тому

    Oh so THAT’S what the grooves on my chopping board are for 😭

  • @Hetisjam
    @Hetisjam Рік тому +7

    Omg THANK YOU for the cutting board tip! I was using it wrong the whole time😭😭

  • @nuke3620
    @nuke3620 Рік тому +1

    This felt really personal

  • @randomthings5505
    @randomthings5505 Рік тому +8

    Bros got that dahmer energy

    • @baka8206
      @baka8206 Рік тому

      Dahmer only ate men🤓🤓🤓

  • @8-bitfin768
    @8-bitfin768 Рік тому +1

    if you only listened to the audio, out of context this sounds like a cannibal casually explaining how they murdered a woman

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 Рік тому +3

    Now how am i gonna play Honkai SR without fingers...

  • @saumyapadia8760
    @saumyapadia8760 Рік тому

    Those chops were personal bro 😂

  • @dylanperry239
    @dylanperry239 Рік тому +16

    Come to Maine.. well show you a real lobster

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому +2

      Quite literally since lobsters have claws so it's not a true lobster more like a giant shrimp 😂

    • @mando8194
      @mando8194 Рік тому

      @@cdeer17 do you think all lobster has claws?? LMAO

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому +3

      @@mando8194 True lobsters yes anything without claws isn't technically a lobster even if it's in the name people are weird with names you have to remember

    • @awjd123
      @awjd123 Рік тому

      Overall, lobsters are characterized by their unique body structure, claws, antennae, eyes, and their adaptations for life in marine environments. These features collectively make lobsters a distinct and fascinating group of crustaceans.@@cdeer17

  • @Emesis_hates_handles
    @Emesis_hates_handles Рік тому +1

    my pet lobster in the room watching this: 😳

  • @AL-bw2sf
    @AL-bw2sf Рік тому +8

    That lobster is like $200 in california lol but I’m sure it tastes good

  • @nunuonroad9969
    @nunuonroad9969 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude determined to traumatize the vegans 😂

  • @no.6665
    @no.6665 Рік тому +3

    reunite the lobster with her body thats kinda dark man

  • @DeeBee7O7
    @DeeBee7O7 Рік тому +2

    "Lobestar" thought he was Australian for a minute. Great video!

  • @Ruben355
    @Ruben355 Рік тому +3

    So you just butchered the lobster before it was dead ?

    • @cylex45
      @cylex45 Рік тому

      It was probably boiled before hand because it's skin is a light red

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому

      That's a color some shellfish can have the inner meat was to fresh looking so most likely not boiled at all

  • @batbratsdesigns
    @batbratsdesigns Рік тому

    The dark humor makes it taste better. 😂

  • @ZedSalvatore
    @ZedSalvatore Рік тому +6

    Today I went to a sea food store & resturant because I've been craving to try lobster and crab for the first time in my 24 years, bro two sticks of king crab legs costs 35 my currency 💀 which is 80$.
    So I got a 2,50$ crab soup and immediately left in tears 😅

  • @jaspereerdekens3102
    @jaspereerdekens3102 Рік тому

    She is such a quick learner on the splits

  • @USMC978
    @USMC978 Рік тому +3

    You can get a whole lobster live here for under $10. They will steam it for you too. I love Market Basket.

    • @derekborba2644
      @derekborba2644 Рік тому

      Artie T. definitely cares about his customers, but it's not going to be a lobster like this or as big for $10.

    • @theboringchannel2027
      @theboringchannel2027 Рік тому

      lobster you buy is a different lobster than he is using. Notice there are no front claws like yours had.
      These lobsters are more expensive.

    • @USMC978
      @USMC978 Рік тому

      @@theboringchannel2027 the same $10 lobster will fetch over $200 in another country.

    • @USMC978
      @USMC978 Рік тому

      @@derekborba2644 I had big lobsters. I like the smaller ones better. 1.25-1.75lbs are the best in my opinion.

    • @theboringchannel2027
      @theboringchannel2027 Рік тому

      @@USMC978 again, the lobster he is using, is COMPLETELY different than the american lobster you are eating. the american lobster is exported to some asian countries,
      and is generally in the $40-60lb range.
      The lobster he is using, which is actually in the shrimp family, will sell for MORE money per pound than the american lobster in same market.
      American lobster is the least expensive of all the "lobsters" out there.

  • @leonardoforcina2038
    @leonardoforcina2038 Рік тому +1

    Grandpa explaining his “unspoken rizz” from his youth

  • @Teppeisakane
    @Teppeisakane Рік тому +9

    I am so confused rn💀

  • @envisit
    @envisit Рік тому

    bro was so happy😂

  • @GEORGIADEALEX
    @GEORGIADEALEX Рік тому +5

    I'm still waiting for the bat video😅 Chinese style😅
    Oh, wait! Nevermind, my bad!😅

    • @jenghd4604
      @jenghd4604 Рік тому +2

      Hahah!!! So funny!!! love that dude, defo not racist.

  • @farjxahmed
    @farjxahmed Рік тому

    Bro had no chill

  • @CertifiedBS
    @CertifiedBS Рік тому

    Man really tryna roast this lobster both ways 💀☠️

  • @alavinaglenn1085
    @alavinaglenn1085 10 місяців тому

    Watching your cooking video I am a professional cook now thank you so much ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @tomarto5262
    @tomarto5262 4 місяці тому

    bro's got beef with a lobster

  • @shortclip5792
    @shortclip5792 Рік тому +1

    Next video : How to cut a Cat, chinese style.

  • @nonasparxx9687
    @nonasparxx9687 Рік тому +1

    Such violence so early in the morning. I feel like a supervillan

  • @jgf4224
    @jgf4224 3 місяці тому

    Bro did 27 fatalities on that lobster

  • @Mr.clehehen
    @Mr.clehehen Рік тому

    My grandpa's relationship advice

  • @syxloedits
    @syxloedits Рік тому

    He wants some beef with the lobster lol 😂

  • @erensmith226
    @erensmith226 Рік тому

    Bro dissing the lobster 😭😂

  • @hv8423
    @hv8423 Рік тому +1

    Bruh remembered the order how to chop a lobster the same way I was taught in school to remember PEMDAS 🤣🤣

    • @Kisatchie15
      @Kisatchie15 Рік тому +1

      For people who don’t understand:
      Please
      End
      My
      Depression
      And
      Suffering

  • @Izzlemynizzle61
    @Izzlemynizzle61 Рік тому

    "ex girlfriend" bro that's a violation 💀💀💀

  • @chalupamichaels
    @chalupamichaels Рік тому +1

    It's always fun to imagine an animal rights activists watch these videos

  • @stickmanongoing55o79
    @stickmanongoing55o79 Рік тому

    i need an asmr version of this

  • @DaytonRice-nq3yn
    @DaytonRice-nq3yn Рік тому

    The Australia accent is giving Me Felix from stray kids

  • @FireHZRD
    @FireHZRD Рік тому

    If you listen closely you can hear Gordon Ramsay swearing at him.

  • @itaxhi4375
    @itaxhi4375 Рік тому

    Bro was confident "lObSaR

  • @miigon9117
    @miigon9117 Рік тому

    Thanks! I've always wanted to cut a lobsta

  • @Zyhiris
    @Zyhiris Рік тому

    “So it can’t run away” schlawg it is in literal pieces

  • @elliaustr017
    @elliaustr017 Рік тому +1

    The narration 😂

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 Рік тому

    As a Chinese presentation is always key 😂

  • @Keterius
    @Keterius Рік тому +1

    Funny how this thing used to be called trash and was a prison food and now it's a luxury

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому

      I mean they did get overfished so

  • @mikaelhayashi489
    @mikaelhayashi489 Рік тому

    Lobster pedicure looks painful 😂

  • @B_dubbs_7
    @B_dubbs_7 Рік тому

    Opening shot looks like onee of those things from Alien😂

  • @arandomcat382
    @arandomcat382 Рік тому

    As a chinese person myself, i can confirm that this man has the chopping skills of someone who usually sells meat/pork in the local market

  • @levisworld2313
    @levisworld2313 Рік тому

    "so he doesnt run away" when hes cut in half

  • @Don_Juan1820
    @Don_Juan1820 Рік тому

    It's a ✨️Lobstar✨️ 😂

  • @lambg5383
    @lambg5383 Рік тому

    Asian parents when the son gets 99.99% in math:

  • @alltvnetwork
    @alltvnetwork Рік тому

    Play this to a blind girl without context 😂

  • @spunkle_nosed_hortack7209
    @spunkle_nosed_hortack7209 Рік тому

    blud got violated

  • @cht_blhn
    @cht_blhn Рік тому

    "So he whont run away" 💀💀💀

  • @tanji4307
    @tanji4307 Рік тому

    bros describing a dismemberment but with lobsters

  • @rmduwk
    @rmduwk Рік тому +1

    "The only swimming she will be doing is inside your belly" 💀

  • @redblade6558
    @redblade6558 Рік тому +1

    “Um, how do you know that lobster is a she” -🤓🤓🤓

  • @x2prime565
    @x2prime565 Рік тому +1

    Is it just me who is seeing a lobsters toe nails for fist time?😂

  • @callmeteveda8276
    @callmeteveda8276 Рік тому

    bro really taught us how to chop a lobstar

  • @Sproketdog
    @Sproketdog Рік тому

    This sounded personal

  • @marcos_is_here
    @marcos_is_here 9 місяців тому

    Is bro fr trash talking a cooked lobster🗣️🔥

  • @fadezzrhenzz
    @fadezzrhenzz Рік тому

    "Cut it gently"
    *intense chopping*

  • @lincolncarvalho6937
    @lincolncarvalho6937 Рік тому

    That was personal

  • @vincentlee7359
    @vincentlee7359 Рік тому

    Damn bro. Let me do that to you 😂 especially that cut off the nails part

  • @TNKicking
    @TNKicking Рік тому

    Bro that lobster was beautiful

  • @steelwitness
    @steelwitness Рік тому

    "Teach it how to do the splits"
    My ass: I felt that

  • @hellohirusha
    @hellohirusha Рік тому

    "ex - girlfriend" 😂

  • @sihlemaholwana7555
    @sihlemaholwana7555 Рік тому +1

    Teach it how to do the splits 😂😂😂 damn that's cold

  • @tian.-.
    @tian.-. Рік тому

    Without the video, it just sounds like a tutorial to dismember someone

  • @kylesadirtbag5937
    @kylesadirtbag5937 Рік тому +1

    Roaches of the ocean

  • @JourdynnBee1
    @JourdynnBee1 Рік тому +1

    Ok u were saying some mad sus shit ma boy ☠

  • @xsungyohan6812
    @xsungyohan6812 Рік тому

    That sir, is a crayfish. Aswell as that being the infamous North Korean style of dissecting :-)