I really love how Roger takes the piss out of every conceivable thing. Honest Ads is not only for the sake of humor but for the sake of informing the public about how shady companies can be.
... and this didn't even touch on some of the shadier stuff Meta does. The headset is designed to scan your real-world surroundings and send that data to the company, and when asked about privacy, they only said they're not abusing that data *yet* .
The last part about collecting data for you to be reproduced might actually be profitable... Imagine all the sexy, sexy movement and sound data you could resell to the VR hentai software companies for "more realistic/dynamic movement in gameplay."
But you can’t use a real sword in the Rogerverse! So really, any comparison to real world pricing is irrelevant. Roger has a monopoly over all products/pricing in the Rogerverse. 😮
Yeah, didn't see a single ad inside my other headsets. But even in quest you only see ads if you chose to go to the store. I rarely do that as I can just stream from my PC. Things are cheaper in Steam.
@@SneakyJoeRu I have all meta vr and I don't really get ads either. But I get it jokes. Also alot of people on meta devices side load most of their games so I guess that could be the reason why I'm not seeing them?
@@kanehodder3459 No. It's because Meta tried to inject ads into the games and got a huge backlash and they decided not to try anymore in the nearest future.
This channel truly should have way more followers. Its something to stand out by itself in the unlimited videos of youtube. Keep it going! Hello from los angeles
rthe rson it don't is propagnda arm fo woke poilitics. They did About an skit about republican bt no democtas. They never do one about any of the Woke aganda. They defunct trademark and bought out the name to try to give them crediability. Its about time they came clean about themself and the woke agenda.
@@cautiouslycynical9786 Its not satire its ooliticak legtist propagwnda prentending to be satire. They also did one on republian national convention but not the democrat and nothong anout the other leftist oginizatiions the original cracked made satire od everything. They went vbankrupt and these peope biught the name for thier own political agenda
@@0011peace Either you're having a stroke, or you're the first trumpist A.I. If Skynet starts voting republican, I think we're safe from a robot uprising.
@@cautiouslycynical9786 what isssaid ws absolutely tru yo cn find \with little rsearch they bot the name from bamru[tcy curt. TYhe have never did "satire agasin and leftist orginazation. This is politicalvusiness tnd the right are bad . hve ever seen one of these on if planned parenthood was honest or the democrat paerty was honest they don't do that
🤣🤣 I always knew Roger was wicked! Wickedly funny! It's scary how real these are though. They should be (curated!) essential viewing for older high school kids to prepare them for adult life. I'm not even kidding!
I found this series during hs when I completely obliterated my phone, there were a few that made it through my schools safe search and it taught me more than some of the actual classes I was ignoring, thanks roger 🙏
@@un_lucio no, not really. Sony has more privacy and more focus on entertainment for now, is more of a premium class and has built in things to offer a better experience and be less invasive. It doesn't compare to Oculus and Facebook in that sense. Sony does play it safer for the better.
I love how the graphics of the metaverse look like late 90's at best. Also nobody ever said I wish I could work on a virtual office instead of just remotely without a VR headset.
I think as HMDs become smaller more capable and convenient, they will slowly replace other displays around the house. Why have a monitor take up desk space when you could have all the information displayed the same way in a virtual monitor. The VR monitor would be more adaptable as well, you could pin it to your desk and have it do the same job as the physical monitor, or you can pin it to your wrist and check it like a watch, or you could have it maintain its position in your personal space and have it follow you around for easy reference. At work I started bringing my Quest so I can use the Moon video apps AR passthrough to watch 3D movies. I just place the Movie window off to my side and I can watch till I see someone walk in with passthrough. I take my headset off at that point though, the passthrough cameras aren't good enough to read the register screen.
That’s not the metaverse lol, that’s just what a few apps look like on standalone headsets because they have weaker chips. The “metaverse” and VR apps on a proper PC can have as good graphics as the latest games on PlayStation 5. Educate yourself.
@@Ikajo I'm describing an AR application on a future more advanced hmd, ideally the only thing you would be perceiving differently then when your not wearing the hmd is the virtual screen so I dont see where motion sickness would come in unless your describing motion sickness someone would get from non vr causes like cars boats or planes. Remember the quest current passthrough is not an intended feature, the developers realized the tracking cameras could be used to see your environment. Future headsets will have HD color passthrough and will likely be a vast inprovement over the current techology.
I can't decide if it's the smartness or the production values of Roger's videos that amaze me more. Why only 14k subs? In a just world, everyone would deactivate their Facebook accounts and subscribe to Honest Ads instead.
@@averystablegenius Yeah, I didn't realize that until you mentioned the subs. I said, "I've been subscribed for years." and of course I wasn;t subscribed to the new channel.
This entire video was super true about Meta’s Vr, especially about the whole tracking and low quality, because vr games on meta’s headsets feel bad (examples include: Gun club, fake vr chat, Vox machine, literally every production or work related vr thing because who would use a vr headset for work, another city builder, another mediocre game, and I can’t forget the ripoffs of any popular game)
Omg Roger HortVR is so realistic it’s like I’m about to walk off a cliff then into my 60 inch TV arms, legs, and cheek first 🤣so worth the money and home wreckage I don’t even have kids Thank You Roger and All of Cracked always y’all are awesome
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The most dishonest virtual reality company is still far more honest than Don the Con Trump! Twice impeached Trump was the worst US president in history for many reasons. #1) Trump committed an act of treason against the US by inciting a violent insurrection on January 6, 2021. #2) Trump’s incompetence regarding his management of the US response to the Covid-19 pandemic between January 2020 and July of 2020. Thousands of US citizens died as a result Trump’s failure. If Trump had a proper immediate response to the pandemic the way that the South Korean government did, then thousands of US citizens who died would still be alive today. #3) In April of 2019 Trump vetoed the resolution to end US military support of Saudi Arabia's GENOCIDE of thousands of innocent civilians in Yemen! Trump was using the US military to support GENOCIDE in Yemen! #4) Trump violated the Emoluments Clause of the US Constitution for his entire 4 years in office, then in 2019 Trump verbally mocked the US Constitution. The foundation of the USA is the US Constitution, that is why the presidential inaugural oath includes to swear to protect and defend the US Constitution. In January 2017 Trump publicly swore an oath on a bible at his inauguration ceremony to protect and defend the US Constitution. In 2019 Trump mocked the US Constitution by publicly saying the words "phony emoluments clause". #5) Trump misogynistically and adulterously said of women: "Grab them by the pussy."! Trump committed adultery with Stormy Daniels and then tried to cover it up. Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen, was in prison for crimes related to Trump's cover-up of his adulterous scandal with Stormy Daniels. Most Republicans claim to be the moral party and/or the majority Christian party, but hypocritically enthusiastically want to give an adulterous Donald Trump, another 4 years in office. If a US president who was a member of the Democratic Party did the terrible things Trump has, of course, the Republican Party leaders would be screaming for his removal from office. #6) Trump committed the crime of obstruction of justice. #7) Trump committed crimes of trying to tamper with elections, especially in Georgia. #8) Trump's attempted abuse of power regarding Ukraine. #9) Trump committed tax fraud in New York State, which is partly why Trump hides his tax returns. #10) Trump practiced corrupt nepotism as he appointed unqualified members of his family into positions of power in the executive branch of government. #11) Trump illegally destroyed documents and illegally took documents with him after he left the office of president. There are many other horrible things about Trump. Here are some of them: Donald Trump is a dumb corrupt businessman which is why he hides his tax returns. Donald Trump is not a self-made man, he benefited from nepotism. His daddy Fred Trump gave him millions of dollars to start businesses many of which have failed! Donald Trump's failed businesses are many but include: Trump Airlines, a Trump Casino, and Trump University. With his failed Trump University, he defrauded hundreds of students. In Trump's many construction projects he failed to pay some of his contractors. Trump committed fraud with his non-profit in New York State which is why Trump recently transferred his residence to Florida. Donald Trump is too stupid to write his own book which why he hired a ghost writer to write "The Art of the Deal". When Trump was in high school, he hired another boy to take his SAT college entrance exam. Trump claims that he is smart, but he refuses to show us his college transcripts. Donald Trump's daddy bribed a physician to write that Donald Trump had bone spurs and therefore could dodge the Vietnam War draft. Donald Trump and his dad also practiced racism in who they would rent properties to in the 1960s and 1970s. That is just scratching the surface of the long list of horrible things about Donald Trump.
Unfortunately, this is what the WEF wants to do soon !!, just like the movie westworld, all of mankind will be eliminated from existence but the data will be made into human like robots to be controlled by the elites !!, it is a pandora's box that has been opened, and can't be shut !!
@@TheWarpZone Y'all did a better job than all those VC-backed metaverse games, *and* managed to specifically parody several of the notable ones - this dev says bravo!
You're my hero, Roger! You have single handedly prevented me from committing fraud to afford any of these blatant ripoffs. You're the Ralph Nader of the new millennium!
@@RidgeXR_2 Or the pico neo 4 if you live in europe or asia and like your data to be stolen by an authoritarian communist regime instead of an amoral greedy ultra-capitalist corporation
Lol do whatever you like with your money, but sad its stoping you from a great experience. While I found the vídeo funny, its not entirely accurate, many things have changed,bfor example if you go with quest you dont need a facebook account (you need a meta account tho) which means if for any reason you get banned from facebook nothing happens to your games.
I expected this to be another Jab at VR headsets by someone who has only ever used a google cardboard, but the video was actually taking a jab at facebook. Based.
Likewise! I cracked my knuckles, ready to do a take-down of someone whose knowledge of VR is all second-hand from 2016 when the Vive and Rift launched, and still thinks it's too expensive, there's no games, there's screen door effect etc but was disappointed to find that it was entirely about Meta and the title was misleading. Disappointing!
Casually bloody virtual Roger just hilarious. One of these days he'll walk on like he just rode a slip-n-slide through a slaughterhouse and start his latest pitch.
I'm not sure if the last Roger about prisons is back or not, but when I said the evidence of Roger being the devil was growing, they said wait til the next one... That line about being our god... Roger scares me... Edit: AND THEN I FINISHED IT
I love how the product doesn't sit right and even when it's fitted to be made to work - it still doesn't work. Captures the essence of what it's about - being limited by one person's imagination.
You have a mistake in your description it says "What if Virtual Reality companies like Meta and Oculus" Meta(Facebook) produces the Oculus Quest 1,2, and the upcoming Pro model. It should read Meta and ByteDance(字节跳动). ByteDance produce the Pico headset which is the only major competitor of stand alone devices with a similar closed business model. Love the video also "All Hail Roger May He Rein Forever"
When I went to college they were just cramming social media down our throats and it's complicated but just know that I've been doing this and online and developing software since Windows 3.11 was brand new stuff
Very on the nose with meta, this was a good one. I feel like this was much more about meta than vr as a whole, though. I especially liked the way you called out the quest pro presentation in the second part.
"Well, you can always go back to the real world, where you have zero swords!" Ahem. Speak for yourself, buddy, mine's right over there (gestures toward wall plaque)
Welcome to Rogerverse, where you laugh like a maniac and then take stomach ache pill because our host Roger is too good with his acting. After watching this you will want to watch it again and again but you won't because of roger's constant wholesomeness you will want to talk to your friends and that's the point you know. Once you one of rogerverse's multitude of videos you're supposed to like them and subscribe for more and then you share it and strike a conversation with a friend then you meet them in real life. Thanks for watching, I'm one of roger's subscriber btw. Love you roger, take care man. All the staff is so so talented :)
Quest 2 really didnt let you use the product before you sign in with your facebook adress and If they realize you signed in with a fake account, you couldnt continue to use it.
roger found how to immortalize his consumers to indefinite consumeristic capabilities. Beat that competition! The limits to what roger can do are bar none.
Exactly, how often does that happen? There's WAY more non-VR games out there, you're not going to accidently stumble on them THAT often. Moreover, they're pretty clear about marking that a game is VR-only, maybe check the page a bit more before you download?
Well, not all sites have that, at least one of my regular download sites puts such things in a tiiiiny text so it's easy to miss. Not that that site is very fond of giving much information though...
I like the OVR toolkit popup from a friend of whoever your editor was that recorded this. Clearly a VR animator/modeler made this. and it's quite skillfully done. neat!
I really love how Roger takes the piss out of every conceivable thing.
Honest Ads is not only for the sake of humor but for the sake of informing the public about how shady companies can be.
That's the goal!
Shootout lima from soft white I encourage all to research what she did to Amanda,rabb
@@cracked take the piss out of Knight of Black Stars.
... and this didn't even touch on some of the shadier stuff Meta does. The headset is designed to scan your real-world surroundings and send that data to the company, and when asked about privacy, they only said they're not abusing that data *yet* .
@@Silverswitch1
Nah, I think YOU'RE the one who needs that.
You can duck the Zuck, but you can't dodge the Rog!
This should be on a shirt.
Wow that's a good one.
Bravo sir, that was well played. You seem to have even caught the eye of Roger himself. Good job.
Lol
@@cracked I'd buy that shirt.
As soon as he said a man of culture. I just knew that I had to hide my phone until I got off this very public train
Smart. You must be a person of culture yourself!
Another man of culture found.
@@cracked definitely
@@thefacelessquestion3333 I like to think so 😎
And thanks
😂 😂 😂 😂
The fact you guys actually used VRchat to make this vid is actually brilliant
And the fact that the meta aka roger verse is a real thing is kinda scary too. Also perfect and hilarious ending 😆
The last part about collecting data for you to be reproduced might actually be profitable... Imagine all the sexy, sexy movement and sound data you could resell to the VR hentai software companies for "more realistic/dynamic movement in gameplay."
thats the business office tm world! I spent all day in a real office today and then came home and spent my night in the virtual office! Fun!
That 200$ digital sword gets a lot funnier when you know you can buy _actual_ swords for half that.
If you go to a gun and knife show, or to an online garage sale, then yes. Because swords made from carbon or mild steel are usually $100+
But you can’t use a real sword in the Rogerverse! So really, any comparison to real world pricing is irrelevant. Roger has a monopoly over all products/pricing in the Rogerverse. 😮
Plus you get to keep it after you log out
And metal theatre swords for a fifth of that half.
Let's be fair. Any sword you buy for $100 isn't a real sword. It's a sword-shaped lump of steel. If you tried to use it like a sword, it would break.
“Would you rather go back to reality where you own zero swords?”
Shows what you know, Roger.
roger knows what we don't even know about ourselves.
The camera cut to where the user is swinging into air pretty much sums up VR.
That ending was indeed a happy one.
Or is it?
The proof is visible on that table.
“If you fail to adhere to our neo puritan bylaws that somehow don’t apply to literal nazis...” 😂
Edgy Internet extremists give them too much money to be regulated
😂😂😂😂
Those last 5 seconds were the most uncomfortable 5 seconds I've ever had on youtube.
yes, because many of us find ourselves in them🤭😶🌫
"so, act like you're boning someone in cyberspace" - I'd love to see the outtakes of recording this video.
We've got 'em haha
@@cracked oh no 😂
@@cracked Perfect second-channel content, just sayin'
@@mandisaw Look alllll the way through that pinned content
Everybody can be their own Hunter Biden!
i think this was much more about Meta than vr, great video nonetheless
Yeah, didn't see a single ad inside my other headsets. But even in quest you only see ads if you chose to go to the store. I rarely do that as I can just stream from my PC. Things are cheaper in Steam.
@@SneakyJoeRu I have all meta vr and I don't really get ads either. But I get it jokes. Also alot of people on meta devices side load most of their games so I guess that could be the reason why I'm not seeing them?
@@kanehodder3459 No. It's because Meta tried to inject ads into the games and got a huge backlash and they decided not to try anymore in the nearest future.
@@SneakyJoeRualso, logic like why would valve track you or the low quality stuff
Roger is worth every penny they pay him the man's hilarious.
Roger is more soulless than the Machines in The Matrix
Amen
@@cracked 😜
But on point!
That VR Roger is the most cursed thing i have ever seen
And not "Jerry" humping the air until climax?
@@Lrbearclaw Nah, that's just Tuesday in Times Square
This channel truly should have way more followers. Its something to stand out by itself in the unlimited videos of youtube. Keep it going! Hello from los angeles
rthe rson it don't is propagnda arm fo woke poilitics. They did About an skit about republican bt no democtas. They never do one about any of the Woke aganda. They defunct trademark and bought out the name to try to give them crediability. Its about time they came clean about themself and the woke agenda.
I too just recently discovered this absolute treasure trove of quality satire. And this channel doesn't even have 50k subscribers?
@@cautiouslycynical9786
Its not satire its ooliticak legtist propagwnda prentending to be satire. They also did one on republian national convention but not the democrat and nothong anout the other leftist oginizatiions the original cracked made satire od everything. They went vbankrupt and these peope biught the name for thier own political agenda
@@0011peace Either you're having a stroke, or you're the first trumpist A.I. If Skynet starts voting republican, I think we're safe from a robot uprising.
@@cautiouslycynical9786 what isssaid ws absolutely tru yo cn find \with little rsearch they bot the name from bamru[tcy curt. TYhe have never did "satire agasin and leftist orginazation. This is politicalvusiness tnd the right are bad . hve ever seen one of these on if planned parenthood was honest or the democrat paerty was honest they don't do that
Pretty bold of Roger to assume my soul is even worth a penny
roger can make stacks off of the most worthless of souls!
🤣🤣 I always knew Roger was wicked! Wickedly funny! It's scary how real these are though. They should be (curated!) essential viewing for older high school kids to prepare them for adult life. I'm not even kidding!
Damn, scary indeed. That is why I have questions when it comes to the new PS vr.
I found this series during hs when I completely obliterated my phone, there were a few that made it through my schools safe search and it taught me more than some of the actual classes I was ignoring, thanks roger 🙏
@@dimoslaros724 is sony's stuff as bad as facebook's stuff?
@@un_lucio no, not really. Sony has more privacy and more focus on entertainment for now, is more of a premium class and has built in things to offer a better experience and be less invasive. It doesn't compare to Oculus and Facebook in that sense. Sony does play it safer for the better.
To be fair, HS might be already too late.
Now you need a Horton VPN to be protected from this devils virtual world.
It used to be free, nobody was using it.
@@MOON_BOYS Yes... I was... but not anymore...
The karate room from The Matrix was an excellent touch
In 2022 Roger is one of the last people we know we can trust
Roger 2024!
“By logging in, you are agreeing to all of our ridiculous terms and conditions, including the fine print nobody reads”
Immediately got a commercial for a VR-based training service. Once again, they're literally paying Roger to roast them.
Rodger, you were a god already, my dude.
That's true.
@@cracked sincerely, your loyal digital subjects ❤
ROGER IS MORGAN FREEMAN IN THE ROGER VERSE😂😂😂
I love how the graphics of the metaverse look like late 90's at best.
Also nobody ever said I wish I could work on a virtual office instead of just remotely without a VR headset.
I think as HMDs become smaller more capable and convenient, they will slowly replace other displays around the house.
Why have a monitor take up desk space when you could have all the information displayed the same way in a virtual monitor. The VR monitor would be more adaptable as well, you could pin it to your desk and have it do the same job as the physical monitor, or you can pin it to your wrist and check it like a watch, or you could have it maintain its position in your personal space and have it follow you around for easy reference.
At work I started bringing my Quest so I can use the Moon video apps AR passthrough to watch 3D movies. I just place the Movie window off to my side and I can watch till I see someone walk in with passthrough. I take my headset off at that point though, the passthrough cameras aren't good enough to read the register screen.
There are A few people who said I wish I could work in a virtual office instead of just remotely. Mostly Vr Enthusiasts
That’s not the metaverse lol, that’s just what a few apps look like on standalone headsets because they have weaker chips.
The “metaverse” and VR apps on a proper PC can have as good graphics as the latest games on PlayStation 5.
Educate yourself.
@@outerheaven155 Motion sickness would prevent that. Heck, I got dizzy from playing Raft without VR.
@@Ikajo I'm describing an AR application on a future more advanced hmd, ideally the only thing you would be perceiving differently then when your not wearing the hmd is the virtual screen so I dont see where motion sickness would come in unless your describing motion sickness someone would get from non vr causes like cars boats or planes.
Remember the quest current passthrough is not an intended feature, the developers realized the tracking cameras could be used to see your environment. Future headsets will have HD color passthrough and will likely be a vast inprovement over the current techology.
I wish the "If getting out of jail was honest" was back. I didn't get around to it in time before it was taken down for whatever reason. 😭😭😭
I'm working on it! I think it'll happen...
Wait.... Why did they take it down? , it was so funny!
@@cracked oh ok sweet. Fingers crossed.
@@nekochristmas no idea.
@@nekochristmas Maybe because it was too true 😳
a million points to Roger for telling it like it is.
the furries in the backround was a hilarious touch
There were so many, pretty accurate to VR TBH
All phases of this production from writing to execution are brilliant. kudos to all involved.
Roger Horton should have already been an acclaimed movie star. Super flexible villain material.
“Gary-kun?” Omg lmao
I can't decide if it's the smartness or the production values of Roger's videos that amaze me more. Why only 14k subs? In a just world, everyone would deactivate their Facebook accounts and subscribe to Honest Ads instead.
Doubled in 2 weeks
new channel. They moved the videos over from the Cracked library
@@SiriusMined Ah. That explains it. Thanks.
@@averystablegenius Yeah, I didn't realize that until you mentioned the subs. I said, "I've been subscribed for years." and of course I wasn;t subscribed to the new channel.
in a just world, honest ads should not even need to exist
Excellent way of exposing reality. Kudos to the creators of this content.
CHAT GPT says “ You’re welcome”
YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS IN ZE METAVERSE. YOU VILL LIVE IN A COOM POD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Hardly anything honest abot this channel they are just propagadist for the for socialism and the woke agenda
This entire video was super true about Meta’s Vr, especially about the whole tracking and low quality, because vr games on meta’s headsets feel bad (examples include: Gun club, fake vr chat, Vox machine, literally every production or work related vr thing because who would use a vr headset for work, another city builder, another mediocre game, and I can’t forget the ripoffs of any popular game)
If anything, this is going too easy on Meta.
2:13 I LOLed so hard at the $500 body pillow
Hey Cracked!
It would be great to see you do one on "If Self Help Gurus were Honest."
Yes and also if having children were honest
Omg Roger HortVR is so realistic it’s like I’m about to walk off a cliff then into my 60 inch TV arms, legs, and cheek first 🤣so worth the money and home wreckage I don’t even have kids Thank You Roger and All of Cracked always y’all are awesome
love getting Rogered. makes my day
That's what she said.
@@falxonPSN Cheeky!
4:37 and that’s when your mom walks in the room
This reminds me of how Facebook completely forgot about the Oculus Quest 1 after Oculus Quest 2 came out😂
Oh man! The REAL Roger is back! Knew you couldn't hide behind all that niceness.
Randomly found an honest ad video and this is my new favorite channel, yall getting the truth out there and making it funny
He was going to town on that stand. 🤣
The furry in the background of the office got me XD EDIT I hadn't gotten to the end yet. Can confirm this is accurate
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The most dishonest virtual reality company is still far more honest than Don the Con Trump! Twice impeached Trump was the worst US president in history for many reasons.
#1) Trump committed an act of treason against the US by inciting a violent insurrection on January 6, 2021.
#2) Trump’s incompetence regarding his management of the US response to the Covid-19 pandemic between January 2020 and July of 2020. Thousands of US citizens died as a result Trump’s failure. If Trump had a proper immediate response to the pandemic the way that the South Korean government did, then thousands of US citizens who died would still be alive today.
#3) In April of 2019 Trump vetoed the resolution to end US military support of Saudi Arabia's GENOCIDE of thousands of innocent civilians in Yemen! Trump was using the US military to support GENOCIDE in Yemen!
#4) Trump violated the Emoluments Clause of the US Constitution for his entire 4 years in office, then in 2019 Trump verbally mocked the US Constitution. The foundation of the USA is the US Constitution, that is why the presidential inaugural oath includes to swear to protect and defend the US Constitution. In January 2017 Trump publicly swore an oath on a bible at his inauguration ceremony to protect and defend the US Constitution. In 2019 Trump mocked the US Constitution by publicly saying the words "phony emoluments clause".
#5) Trump misogynistically and adulterously said of women: "Grab them by the pussy."! Trump committed adultery with Stormy Daniels and then tried to cover it up. Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen, was in prison for crimes related to Trump's cover-up of his adulterous scandal with Stormy Daniels. Most Republicans claim to be the moral party and/or the majority Christian party, but hypocritically enthusiastically want to give an adulterous Donald Trump, another 4 years in office. If a US president who was a member of the Democratic Party did the terrible things Trump has, of course, the Republican Party leaders would be screaming for his removal from office.
#6) Trump committed the crime of obstruction of justice.
#7) Trump committed crimes of trying to tamper with elections, especially in Georgia.
#8) Trump's attempted abuse of power regarding Ukraine.
#9) Trump committed tax fraud in New York State, which is partly why Trump hides his tax returns.
#10) Trump practiced corrupt nepotism as he appointed unqualified members of his family into positions of power in the executive branch of government.
#11) Trump illegally destroyed documents and illegally took documents with him after he left the office of president.
There are many other horrible things about Trump. Here are some of them: Donald Trump is a dumb corrupt businessman which is why he hides his tax returns. Donald Trump is not a self-made man, he benefited from nepotism. His daddy Fred Trump gave him millions of dollars to start businesses many of which have failed! Donald Trump's failed businesses are many but include: Trump Airlines, a Trump Casino, and Trump University. With his failed Trump University, he defrauded hundreds of students. In Trump's many construction projects he failed to pay some of his contractors. Trump committed fraud with his non-profit in New York State which is why Trump recently transferred his residence to Florida. Donald Trump is too stupid to write his own book which why he hired a ghost writer to write "The Art of the Deal". When Trump was in high school, he hired another boy to take his SAT college entrance exam. Trump claims that he is smart, but he refuses to show us his college transcripts. Donald Trump's daddy bribed a physician to write that Donald Trump had bone spurs and therefore could dodge the Vietnam War draft. Donald Trump and his dad also practiced racism in who they would rent properties to in the 1960s and 1970s. That is just scratching the surface of the long list of horrible things about Donald Trump.
Wow you guys dont know SHIT about VR huh?
Unfortunately, this is what the WEF wants to do soon !!, just like the movie westworld, all of mankind will be eliminated from existence but the data will be made into human like robots to be controlled by the elites !!, it is a pandora's box that has been opened, and can't be shut !!
As longtime fans of Cracked and Honest Ads, it was awesome to help out on this. Great work everyone!! Love the video chapters btw 🤣"Darnell no!"
@@TheWarpZone Y'all did a better job than all those VC-backed metaverse games, *and* managed to specifically parody several of the notable ones - this dev says bravo!
You're my hero, Roger! You have single handedly prevented me from committing fraud to afford any of these blatant ripoffs.
You're the Ralph Nader of the new millennium!
Wha- VR's actually pretty great, but if you don't like the facebook, you can go with something like the valve index or hp reverb g2.
@@RidgeXR_2
Or the pico neo 4 if you live in europe or asia and like your data to be stolen by an authoritarian communist regime instead of an amoral greedy ultra-capitalist corporation
Lol do whatever you like with your money, but sad its stoping you from a great experience. While I found the vídeo funny, its not entirely accurate, many things have changed,bfor example if you go with quest you dont need a facebook account (you need a meta account tho) which means if for any reason you get banned from facebook nothing happens to your games.
@@zombierevel Oh it's a totally inaccurate video. It's hilarious but clearly terribly researched and dead wrong on almost everything.
The sword thing is so relatable because you can lose all your in game items if your account get banned
When metaverse meets Rogerverse
wow this episode was so dark :0 and it's amazing great work
this is the best one yet.
Certainly took the most effort haha
Is Roger-verse available on my I-Horton BS 9+? I'm still waiting for a version available for my Horton reality escaping electric brick.
“Smartphone strapped to a view master”.
It’s funny because it’s true 🤣
I expected this to be another Jab at VR headsets by someone who has only ever used a google cardboard, but the video was actually taking a jab at facebook. Based.
Likewise! I cracked my knuckles, ready to do a take-down of someone whose knowledge of VR is all second-hand from 2016 when the Vive and Rift launched, and still thinks it's too expensive, there's no games, there's screen door effect etc but was disappointed to find that it was entirely about Meta and the title was misleading. Disappointing!
Wow. 🤩
They actually made the Kinetic work! 🤯
Thanks, Rog! 👍
Casually bloody virtual Roger just hilarious. One of these days he'll walk on like he just rode a slip-n-slide through a slaughterhouse and start his latest pitch.
I wish Roger was my grandfather 😂🤣😂🤣😂I bet he's a blast in person
He's awesome to be around!
@@cracked Roger, are you that?
he might not be our grandfathers - because he's our capitalistic, consumeristic father of business.
Nice to see you, Roger!
Altogether, this made me happy to see someone else understands what is happening, but also sad that more people don't.
Humans are dumb. Having faith in the masses is pointless
I'm not sure if the last Roger about prisons is back or not, but when I said the evidence of Roger being the devil was growing, they said wait til the next one... That line about being our god... Roger scares me... Edit: AND THEN I FINISHED IT
I love how the product doesn't sit right and even when it's fitted to be made to work - it still doesn't work. Captures the essence of what it's about - being limited by one person's imagination.
"but.. my sword...."
Well done Cracked. Well done.
Almost thought it was going to be scene from matrix (karate scene). You got that waifu scene on point though.
I loved the furry highlight, because they are the perfect consumers for this virtual reality.
4:54 Joke's on you Roger, I'm a ginger! MUAHAHAHAHA
You have a mistake in your description it says "What if Virtual Reality companies like Meta and Oculus" Meta(Facebook) produces the Oculus Quest 1,2, and the upcoming Pro model. It should read Meta and ByteDance(字节跳动). ByteDance produce the Pico headset which is the only major competitor of stand alone devices with a similar closed business model. Love the video also "All Hail Roger May He Rein Forever"
Roger and the team rock the boat again. Zuck and others, eat your hearts out.
The black turtleneck 🤣
You know what… I think I am good, I’ll just stay in reality and chill.
When I went to college they were just cramming social media down our throats and it's complicated but just know that I've been doing this and online and developing software since Windows 3.11 was brand new stuff
Very on the nose with meta, this was a good one. I feel like this was much more about meta than vr as a whole, though.
I especially liked the way you called out the quest pro presentation in the second part.
I knew those last seconds were coming (pun intended) yet I couldn't look away.
As a big VR enthusiast, I tentatively clicked thinking this would be some low effort pisstake. But damn, does it hit close to home!
Thanks for giving us a shot!
This is absolute perfection
"...by your credit card company, which I happen to own as well."
"Well, you can always go back to the real world, where you have zero swords!"
Ahem. Speak for yourself, buddy, mine's right over there (gestures toward wall plaque)
The data collectors thank you and are filing it away later for later use for your clone to use.
😏
I'm glad he's still around, I love his ads :)
That last part about marketing souls sounds like exaggerating for comedy's sake, but it's actually not. Give them 10 years.
I’m thinking more like 6-7 years.
Thank you Roger, you’re truly a blessing
Why is Roger trying to get our souls when he already has those? Does he get to charge extra the more times he technically owns them or something?
2:32 nice steam popup. also nice use of vrchat lmao, i would recognize those heart emojis anywhere.
Love this series!
Welcome to Rogerverse, where you laugh like a maniac and then take stomach ache pill because our host Roger is too good with his acting. After watching this you will want to watch it again and again but you won't because of roger's constant wholesomeness you will want to talk to your friends and that's the point you know. Once you one of rogerverse's multitude of videos you're supposed to like them and subscribe for more and then you share it and strike a conversation with a friend then you meet them in real life. Thanks for watching, I'm one of roger's subscriber btw.
Love you roger, take care man. All the staff is so so talented :)
They always said the devil would be a charmer... and they ain't lying!
roger's existence has no end - leaves the real world, enters the digital space for iterations the speed of internet can give him. O..M..G
That ending is absolute gold 🤣
hi, I'm Roger and you will hear from my lawyers, Horton..lmao
This is exactly what I've thought it was all about, great job 🤣😂
Quest 2 really didnt let you use the product before you sign in with your facebook adress and If they realize you signed in with a fake account, you couldnt continue to use it.
I was sold at "Rogerverse"
finally a video on the imagination age! Been waiting for it. About time! Thank you!
I'm posting on my page dedicated to it.
Where was the gtoinal attachment? That bloke was having way too much fun without that addition...
Your mind makes it real.
"Did you enjoy pretending that you had some sort of useful skill and specific purpose?"
God...ouch.
Yes! Another great video
Thanks!
roger found how to immortalize his consumers to indefinite consumeristic capabilities. Beat that competition! The limits to what roger can do are bar none.
This channel is art!
Its the truth... art is very abstract in general
So true... it will be years before we get full dive virtual reality too... and that will legit measure even more somehow.
I knew pointing Roger would win.
I like how the last segment of the video is titled: Darnell No!
🤣🤣🤣
VR can be so annoying, if you download something you didn't know was vr, you're dealing with hell
Exactly, how often does that happen? There's WAY more non-VR games out there, you're not going to accidently stumble on them THAT often. Moreover, they're pretty clear about marking that a game is VR-only, maybe check the page a bit more before you download?
Well, not all sites have that, at least one of my regular download sites puts such things in a tiiiiny text so it's easy to miss. Not that that site is very fond of giving much information though...
I like the OVR toolkit popup from a friend of whoever your editor was that recorded this. Clearly a VR animator/modeler made this. and it's quite skillfully done. neat!