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  • @ginger0208
    @ginger0208 3 роки тому +3476

    Roger's savageness never let's me down. That "Always has been." made it for me.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +370

      He's a good, strong man haha

    • @ginger0208
      @ginger0208 3 роки тому +51

      @@cracked I couldn't agree more

    • @patrickmalloy2798
      @patrickmalloy2798 3 роки тому +78

      Integrating that meme was a stroke of genius.

    • @michaelg1915
      @michaelg1915 3 роки тому +20

      @@cracked he always has been

    • @darkpoechi
      @darkpoechi 3 роки тому +9

      I thought this was funny, but mostly wrong.
      Crypto is useful for many things, and has many merits and demerits, such as follows;
      1. Decentralized Means Funding things without relying on a system that is often abused.
      Such as the protesters on Africa recently, because the warlords there presured the government to shut them down and stole.
      Or when social media companies, payment processors and some banks all broke the law to steal from the journalist Julian Assange for being too honest it was inconvenient.
      Or when the same kind of things were done to censor others.
      Which is why China banned it, protesters there were using it to keep the government from just taking everything they owned, which they tried, so as to shut them up.
      Spoiler that didn't really stop them from using it, or owning it, it just made using it there illegal, thus harder.
      While it makes it harder for a tyrannical government to steal what you have.
      The downside is this does mean people are now using it for illegal transactions.
      However This isn't new, it's much like they did previously with prepaid cards, cash such as USD, gold, silver, diamonds, drugs, and so on.
      Criminals Don't deal in debit or credit cards that are not prepaid because too easy to track.
      2. It is useful for sending money overseas.
      WU has a tendency to ban people who run legitimate businesses while allowing scamers from using their services due to incompetence.
      Banks also often restrict such transactions and make them hard or at times impossible.
      Crypto has no such issues, but that does also make it more risky if you are paying someone in it, given it also lacks the protections.
      3. It is similar to stocks on how it operates.
      So, if the fluctuations are a problem then you shouldn't be doing crypto or the stock market for the same reasons.
      4. It is true it uses a lot of electricity, but it also produces at least a bit more value than the cost of the electric in most places.
      Thus, it is very useful for decreasing the payback time of off grid solar, wind, biomass and so on.
      That is something you Don't have an option if you have a strictly off grid system as you can not sell your excess electric to the grid.
      This lowers the payback time to around half for off grid systems (so still 2 to 5 years).
      Off grid systems are cheaper than ongrid systems, and way cheaper than hybrid system that work both on and off grid.
      Furthermore, a strictly ongrid system don't actually work if the power goes out.
      The downside is there is a need for hardware that produces Crypto Thus increasing demand.
      If supply low and demand high, price go up.
      This isn't new, and isn't wholly due to Crypto no matter what you are taking about, including the price of graphics cards.
      It may be part of the reason regarding that specific hardware, but it is far from the only reason, it isn't even the main reason.
      If people haven't noticed, America has been having serious shortages on everything on and off for 4 to 5 years.
      We had to do a nearly nation wide rassioning of, ketchup packets, meats, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, gasoline, so on in just the past 4 years.
      More than once for some of these things.
      I guess those shortages must also be Crypto too then, right?
      Clearly, you need chicken and ketchup for building a computer, not sure where you would install food in a computer though.
      5. Crypto currency is useful for having a diversified finance portfolio, as they are not nation specific.
      When China, Russia and so on stock market is doing with it tends that America isn't and reverse too, this is due to competition and isn't generally major.
      Thus, people who have the money to diversify investments buy stocks in more than one nations companies, keep more than one currency, gold/silver, houses, and now Crypto.
      This way if there is a crash or mass inflation like currently in America, early 2000's in America, 1960's in America, the American prohibition, and the Great depression.
      Then you likely are less effected even if you are still effected.
      Mainly by the merit of diversifying you holdings/savings.
      More options for that means potentially safer.
      This isn't new, only Crypto is new, and that just means 1 more option for diversifying.
      6. That decentralized thing, also means it doesn't have the risk that if banks go under, money gone, now you are broke.
      Which is a huge part of what caused the great depression, and the early 2000's recession.
      The only option the government had was bail out the failing banks at everyone else's expense.
      All because the banks made very bad business decisions and went broke.
      In short, bank do well, bank make money.
      Bank do bad, you pay for their failures, then economic system have big issues.
      Mainly because the other option is bank do bad, bank broke, then everyone who has account in bank, now have $0 in bank.
      The merit is the same risks don't exist.
      Assuming the government eventually chooses not to, or can not afford to, bail out the banks when they lose your money.
      The downside to this is you Don't have the same protections with your money.
      Also, if you haven't noticed we can have 800% inflation in 4 to 6 years if things get really bad.
      Meaning what was $1, 4 to 6 years ago can cost $8 today.
      Which makes the USD itself not as stable as was insinuated in this video.
      Mainly, given the money of America isn't backed by anything, so is nothing but an IOU issued by the American government.
      Thus, the USD is more stable than Crypto from a value perspective.
      However, far less stable than this video suggests, as has been proven clearly in the past few years, for the 9th time in American history.
      However, if America goes under for any reason, USD worth 0.
      Crypto can't go under due to decentralization, so at worst, Crypto worth slightly more than 0.
      So, Crypto has a above 0 cap, that the USD doesn't have, but it is less stable than the USD, much like the stock market.
      7. There are countless Crypto wallets that are just like banks regarding password recovery.
      So, you can choose one that has no more risk, of that being an issue, than nearly 80% of all banks given the lack of brick and mortar locations.
      Just chose carefully and do your research first.
      Investing in anything before doing proper research is a bad idea.
      Isn't that how most people deal with most financial discussions, or am I the only one?
      8. Not all Crypto even involves hardware to acquire.
      So, a graphics card isn't even necessary in some cases.
      For example; BAT is produced via the brave browser by the adds you watch.
      Brave browser is a browser with a built in ad blocker.
      So, you can choose to see no ads, normal ads, BAT producing ads, or
      Normal ads and BAT producing ads.
      Company pays Brave money to show ads to you.
      Brave gives you a part of that money in BAT for watching the ad.
      Another example; XYZ is from the coin app, and is much the same, they show you ads but also geolocate you giving bonuses for visiting stores, and taking surveys.
      They are a bit more sketchy/stingy than Brave, and the value of XYZ isn't much more than BAT.
      In both of these cases you won't make much, but you do make something with time.
      In 6 months between the 2 I made around $25.
      It isn't much, but it is at Least a dinner.
      Given I didn't need any specialized hardware, didn't use any more electricity than normal, and didn't really change my routine/actions in any real way.
      I would say $25 in 6 months, just for having an app on my phone that I basically never look at, and just using a Chrome like browser, instead of normal Chrome, is pretty decent.
      --
      I guess what I am saying is everything including crypto has it's merits and demerits.
      However, I must say that this video, while funny, did seriously miss the mark.
      It seems that he did at best, minimumal research, before making this video.

  • @solascriptura-e7t
    @solascriptura-e7t 3 роки тому +5571

    "Pretending to understand block chain is simple."
    I'm done.

    • @Bryanhaproff
      @Bryanhaproff 3 роки тому +56

      Why pretend? You could spend the next few years of your life STUDYING!!! Or you could just PRETEND. And be exactly where you are now. A pretender.

    • @michaelrunco5940
      @michaelrunco5940 3 роки тому +131

      @@Bryanhaproff You obviously aren't who this video was for, as you are a 5 year in true believer in this fairy tale. You get it's a scam, right? Like stocks, but with no intrinsic value other than what you can fool someone else into paying you for them.

    • @Bryanhaproff
      @Bryanhaproff 3 роки тому +26

      @@michaelrunco5940 Only partly accurate. In Blockchain. Many are being used to serve a purpose. Like making sure your food is fresh at the supermarket. From farm to table... Its not all about Gambling. or the stock market . It is about the Future of WEB 3.0

    • @kinyutaka
      @kinyutaka 3 роки тому +161

      @@Bryanhaproff how exactly is mining imaginary blocks keeping farm to table foods growing?

    • @rush1er
      @rush1er 3 роки тому +54

      ....and Mars is flat.

  • @bezenhappync
    @bezenhappync 3 роки тому +3791

    The production team freaking out when he calls China a goofball country is hilarious 😂

    • @MauroEnfermoDeLepra
      @MauroEnfermoDeLepra 2 роки тому +189

      Yet banning it it's the least goofball thing they could do

    • @Benneducci
      @Benneducci 2 роки тому +27

      Show me the lie!

    • @DaToTao
      @DaToTao 2 роки тому +50

      I repeated that part like 4 times 😂😂

    • @toku_moriya
      @toku_moriya 2 роки тому +143

      I could hear the social credit score plummet as fast as rogercoin's value

    • @Catseye189
      @Catseye189 2 роки тому +20

      3:27

  • @FakingANerve
    @FakingANerve Рік тому +550

    "Heroin and feet pics, mostly." 😂😂😂

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +3147

    “Bitcoin price keeps increasing exponentially”
    Me: *buys bitcoin*
    Bitcoin: well now I’m not doing it

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +606

      Haha that's basically it

    • @christherk9296
      @christherk9296 3 роки тому +104

      Just hold it for a little longer, it will more than likely go up from where you bought it. you don't lose money unless you sell.

    • @BlackWolfakaCarlos
      @BlackWolfakaCarlos 3 роки тому +272

      @@christherk9296 by that logic you lost money the second you bought into crypto, and only earn or make back anything when you sell

    • @TheArtofKAS
      @TheArtofKAS 3 роки тому +6

      👏👏👏👏👁👏👁👏😂👁

    • @andrewfrancis3591
      @andrewfrancis3591 3 роки тому +62

      @@cracked Is it one of those pyramid selling schemes? I still don't understand, just thick.

  • @Raoul9753
    @Raoul9753 3 роки тому +4473

    "Bitcoins are worth a fortune!"
    "To whom?"
    "To People who are willing to pay a fortune for Bitcoin!"

    • @callumsmith338
      @callumsmith338 3 роки тому +354

      It’s the same as diamonds, actually worthless, but clever marketing and control of stock has lead to the belief that they’re expensive

    • @c.r_e.m_a.3267
      @c.r_e.m_a.3267 3 роки тому +133

      Yea just like every other paper money we use that is worthless. Crypto is actually worth something, and safer than actual cash. I don’t have to depend on a bank for my money. I have full control over it.

    • @EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets
      @EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets 3 роки тому +164

      Except for when the next Carrington solar event wipes out the internet completely.

    • @andrewfsheffield
      @andrewfsheffield 3 роки тому +74

      I learned that lesson back in like 1995 with magic the gathering cards. Had a collection that was worth hundreds of dollars according to the magic the gathering magazines at the time, when I sold my collection to the gaming store I got like 60 bucks because that is what the gaming store was willing to pay. And this was before selling cards on the internet was a thing.

    • @DrOtto-sx7cp
      @DrOtto-sx7cp 3 роки тому +10

      @@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets 👍😆

  • @illegalalien6542
    @illegalalien6542 3 роки тому +387

    "More vaporous than a ghost fart"
    - Roger Horton, 2021

  • @zgamez129
    @zgamez129 Рік тому +1274

    "a subsection of the internet that has strong opinions on age of consent laws"
    made me crack 😂
    Edit: it seems like bots have found my comment. "Marcia Ann Bice" is not a real crypto guru.

  • @lalothewusky
    @lalothewusky 3 роки тому +1384

    Would love to see a video on Army Recruitment, just to see roger dress up as a drill instructor and call us maggots

    • @ALLOVERNYC
      @ALLOVERNYC 3 роки тому +13

      I think he did make one years ago

    • @slappy200
      @slappy200 3 роки тому +11

      Yushu Thomas and A Combat Veteran have vids that are comedy gold

    • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
      @lauranolastnamegiven3385 3 роки тому +8

      you don't need to tell us your fantasies, Bun

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 3 роки тому +9

      I'm sure they lured you in with a dodge charger

    • @reggiefurlow1
      @reggiefurlow1 3 роки тому

      More like your momma don't love you, we're you born special or did you fall really hard🤣🤣🤣those I did hear

  • @zer0zer0nin9
    @zer0zer0nin9 3 роки тому +739

    “Always has been” was NOT a meme I expected Cracked to bust out. Brava, brava~

    • @Invadershaun
      @Invadershaun 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah caught me off guard and got a decent chuckle out of it

    • @trauko1388
      @trauko1388 3 роки тому +2

      *Bravo

    • @trauko1388
      @trauko1388 3 роки тому +3

      @Против Глобал Estás más perdido que gaviota en Bolivia si crees que eso es italiano...

  • @bboyauron
    @bboyauron 3 роки тому +2967

    "just because something was created for a specific purpose, doenst mean it cant be co-opted for an orobosian cycle of raw capitalism that recycles real resources into planetary waste, for the sake of ever more ephereal noncreations that only exists as mirages in our minds"
    is a hell of a fucking sentence. bravo writers!!
    (and roger)

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +483

      Mark crushed this script

    • @bboyauron
      @bboyauron 3 роки тому +76

      @@cracked no doubt. 100% crushed

    • @chadatchison145
      @chadatchison145 2 роки тому +20

      @@cracked Who the f*ck is Mark

    • @ms_enj
      @ms_enj 2 роки тому +46

      Roger's smug smile at the end says "yeah, I just nailed that delivery."

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 роки тому +18

      Roger has that certain something to carry off the scripts.

  • @sunshine19701989
    @sunshine19701989 Рік тому +581

    When i don't understand something in life, I come here and let Roger explain it to me!😊

    • @NoHomerS
      @NoHomerS Рік тому +6

      Isn't he the best😂?

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 Рік тому +11

      @Paradox1A9B2w7 More like comical gross exaggerations. But it's not supposed to be the news or anything.

    • @lionelk.1739
      @lionelk.1739 Рік тому

      Ain't that the truth 😏

    • @Karenlisa1
      @Karenlisa1 Рік тому

      My portfolio comprises of three major markets, and Marcia Ann Bice is the investment advisor that guides me, she's well renowned, most likely the internet is where to find out about her.

    • @lionelk.1739
      @lionelk.1739 Рік тому

      @oliveradams5030
      A good profit. A good profit at what. What can I possibly buy with cryptocurrency? A new home, a new car. Can I buy new clothes? How about an escort for the night. Can I exchange it for a different currency? Or does it just looks good in hyperspace.
      Mr. Oliver Adams, you're either a hustler or a con.

  • @willhiggins9563
    @willhiggins9563 3 роки тому +417

    That “Always has been” moment at the end killed me. 🤣

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 роки тому +19

      killed jordan too

    • @adamweah8037
      @adamweah8037 3 роки тому +3

      Roger is a youtube legend , With no intentions of undermine your effort, but these are all predictions and does not require guarantee growth from $35k -80k in few months , i have about $41k set asides to invest and i could appreciate quality investment advice

    • @grinjohnson6452
      @grinjohnson6452 3 роки тому

      You are better of getting in touch with a real time coach or professional .

    • @elliotwilson8874
      @elliotwilson8874 3 роки тому

      With the current uncertainties in the market , investing solely based on prediction would be a fools errand , i personally had to get in touch with a coach to better navigate the market

    • @floydchusset3143
      @floydchusset3143 3 роки тому

      Well i got in touch with my coach April , and through her guidance , ive seen steady growth from $5k to approximately $38k . its been straightforward asnd simple , not as difficult as it used to be

  • @nathanhearn8914
    @nathanhearn8914 3 роки тому +1490

    “What can I buy with it?”
    “Heroin and feet pics mostly” 😂😂😂😂

    • @thembamahlangu9028
      @thembamahlangu9028 3 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard 3 роки тому +13

      AMC theaters are going to start accepting a few cryptocurrencies in December!

    • @huehuecoyotl2
      @huehuecoyotl2 3 роки тому +45

      @@LincolnDWard But why would anybody spend it on anything consumer item? It's for hording or evading.

    • @xenonsan3110
      @xenonsan3110 3 роки тому +5

      @@huehuecoyotl2 I can't tell if that's ironic but anyway it's cause people are treating crypto all wrong. When they say it's an investment it's like saying you are investing in the euro or the yuan. Yes it's more volatile but only because it's not tied to one government's treasury and the fact people treat it like it's a stock (when it shouldn't be)

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard 3 роки тому +9

      @@xenonsan3110 yes! And also because we're still fairly early in the adoption process, so a few billionaires can have a huge effect on the market just because they're the only major players.

  • @MoosesValley
    @MoosesValley 2 роки тому +410

    "... an investment more vaporous than a ghost fart ..."
    🤣🤣🤣 The perfect overview of horrible cryptocurrency and NFT scams.

    • @Yoxa4
      @Yoxa4 Рік тому

      There is alot of scams in all of new things, not only crypto or nft, but i agree with you. However this video is making crypto look like total scam and bs, which is not obviously. Its people money, which have alot of cons compared to real world money, and its value will only increase, because bitcoin is not inflationary, unlike the dollar, which in far future will be worth like venezuela currency, which is cheaper than actual paper

  • @soggyslays1170
    @soggyslays1170 2 роки тому +623

    I would never have expected someone so old to be so meme savy tbh. Hats off to this legend

    • @BobBob-rg9cp
      @BobBob-rg9cp Рік тому +23

      he always has been *Shoots you while you stare at the earth*

    • @JustinKoenigSilica
      @JustinKoenigSilica Рік тому +26

      You're aware of what a SCRIPT is?

    • @venomx9973
      @venomx9973 Рік тому +9

      @@JustinKoenigSilica hes really good at acting that he understands what he says then?

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle Рік тому

      ​@@venomx9973maybe the team explains the memes to him and he himself is prolly very aware of the situation.

    • @Karenlisa1
      @Karenlisa1 Рік тому +1

      My portfolio comprises of three major markets, and Marcia Ann Bice is the investment advisor that guides me, she's well renowned, most likely the internet is where to find out about her.

  • @cracked
    @cracked 3 роки тому +670

    We are 100% gonna get crypto bots hocking their currencies in here (and probably crypto ads before and after the video), and I'm just going to leave them. It's part of the experience. I'm so meta.

    • @Rahbinah
      @Rahbinah 3 роки тому +36

      Yup, I was looking for the whatsapp number. LOL. Please do a video on "If Timeshare companies were honest"

    • @brett2967
      @brett2967 3 роки тому +9

      Part of the video lmao! I love it!!

    • @b1mw93
      @b1mw93 3 роки тому +5

      Yes you are.

    • @ironduke6100
      @ironduke6100 3 роки тому +27

      At first I was gonna say I'm fairly sure the word is "hawking" but because I'm terrified of criticism from random internet strangers, I googled "hocking" and this is in fact a correct usage of it.
      New achievement: vocabulary +1

    • @walksinthedarkness
      @walksinthedarkness 3 роки тому +8

      First add I got after watching the video was one of the 'You can earn millions working from home!' videos!

  • @goldrake821
    @goldrake821 3 роки тому +916

    "Pretending to understand the blockchain is simple"
    Even the authors are master of this 😂

  • @mr_gl00m32
    @mr_gl00m32 3 роки тому +1315

    I've gone through the last few years thinking that Roger had passed away, really happy to see that he's alive and well, and happily scamming people out of their hard earned cash.

    • @mininahid3300
      @mininahid3300 2 роки тому +46

      I was really missing him.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 2 роки тому +9

      Good thing hes been around more often now

    • @terrapinflyer273
      @terrapinflyer273 2 роки тому +1

      Same here!

    • @brrberrymerry
      @brrberrymerry 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @MrWaterbugdesign
      @MrWaterbugdesign 2 роки тому +40

      That's not Roger. Roger was digitized into a blockchain and is now an NFT I own. Bought him from a dude on Reddit so I know it's legit. You're welcome.

  • @watsontyler42
    @watsontyler42 Рік тому +168

    "HEROIN and FEET PICS" LMAO
    Bro you described the whole deep web in 4 words lmao.

  • @streamerbtw9516
    @streamerbtw9516 3 роки тому +359

    “Always has been” was the icing on the cake to a perfect video

    • @uldisbergvalds1
      @uldisbergvalds1 3 роки тому +10

      Fun Fact:The reply above this one is a fake and a bot!

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 3 роки тому +1

      Would have been even better if the top comment didn't spoil it.

    • @slingshot99
      @slingshot99 3 роки тому

      In case you haven't noticed, that's how investing works. There will always be a certain risk associated with it.

  • @TheHockeyGuy
    @TheHockeyGuy 3 роки тому +3571

    I laughed all the way through this one.

    • @Pavel_Engines
      @Pavel_Engines 3 роки тому +16

      Hi Shannon. Great to see you 👋

    • @yogibearstie
      @yogibearstie 3 роки тому +14

      1 bitcoin = 496 hockey sweaters.

    • @darklight6921
      @darklight6921 3 роки тому +9

      the ending was the best.
      mars is flat.

    • @AntonioFGagliardiLugo
      @AntonioFGagliardiLugo 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah I had to pause it so many times just to finish the laught and be able to hear the rest

    • @Jinkypigs
      @Jinkypigs 3 роки тому +4

      @@yogibearstie haha, as long as the mass delusion last.

  • @shikari7
    @shikari7 3 роки тому +390

    "Like all good currencies, Rogecoin should be hoarded forever." 🤣👏

  • @darrens3
    @darrens3 Рік тому +268

    That ending. Wow. Utterly hilarious. One of the best yet!

  • @l8dawn
    @l8dawn 3 роки тому +275

    this feels like a fever dream I had after binging all the other "IM ROGER BY THE WAY" videos and desperately wishing for another lmao

  • @bensistManors19
    @bensistManors19 3 роки тому +345

    Roger is a UA-cam legend

    • @Maki-00
      @Maki-00 3 роки тому +6

      He just needs his own channel!

    • @Kiatro
      @Kiatro 3 роки тому +5

      -----\_ Always has been

    • @keepsmiling8309
      @keepsmiling8309 3 роки тому +2

      Thrue

    • @huylevi
      @huylevi 3 роки тому +2

      Then buy rogecoin

  • @beccawhite1887
    @beccawhite1887 2 роки тому +477

    "Collective hallucination" is 100% accurate. 😂👍

    • @purnendusharma1383
      @purnendusharma1383 2 роки тому +15

      That's relegion😂

    • @ayeyaeye
      @ayeyaeye 2 роки тому

      Thats the effects of ready oh and tell lie vision and thirdly so shall media.

    • @DumbledoreMcCracken
      @DumbledoreMcCracken Рік тому +14

      @@purnendusharma1383 everything is a cult, especially money

    • @Trbrigade
      @Trbrigade Рік тому

      I will tell you a secret. Cryptocoins have always been the plaything of a small group of nerds. And they became popular only in 2011, when this payment method was noticed by the international drug mafia. The drug mafia made cryptocurrencies popular, and they began to grow in price. Well, when something grows in price, so quickly, then everyone who is not lazy jumps into this train. The explosive growth of cartels, and the increase in violence in Mexico in 2011-14, is also related to this. With the fact that the drug mafia received an important tool, 1) to launder money 2) to receive payments that are difficult to trace.
      What was a toy for nerds has become a tool for criminals. Just google the level of violence that was going on in Mexico in the 10s. And not only in Mexico. With such a tool as dЕcentralised tor payments, the drug mafia will acquire a level of power that even Escobar could not dream of.🤣
      Welcome to Cyberpunk.

    • @andrewmathew3254
      @andrewmathew3254 Рік тому

      @@purnendusharma1383here we see a proud dumbecRAT that can’t define a woman explaining why religion is not real

  • @1531414373
    @1531414373 2 роки тому +455

    It's amazing how well this video aged

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +61

      Haha RIGHT!?

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 2 роки тому +8

      Like Gouda cheese.

    • @-------------------DD
      @-------------------DD 2 роки тому +5

      @@richardarriaga6271 haha

    • @TylerShacklefordDurden
      @TylerShacklefordDurden 2 роки тому +5

      If you bought btc at the start of the Rona crash, you're still up 300% today, even with the four year halving correction. Meanwhile, your cash savings are on fire in the wind.

    • @1531414373
      @1531414373 2 роки тому +15

      @@TylerShacklefordDurden joke's on you, i dont have cash savings

  • @gartenzwerg44795
    @gartenzwerg44795 3 роки тому +273

    Whoever came up with 'chain chungus' should get a raise!

    • @rush1er
      @rush1er 3 роки тому

      Yeah I died on that one too!

    • @heinzkitzvelvet
      @heinzkitzvelvet 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, and it'll be 1 millionth of a Bitcoin. 😂😂😂

    • @giantred
      @giantred 3 роки тому +3

      They will get paid out in Rogecoin

  • @beng557
    @beng557 3 роки тому +308

    “What can I buy with RogeCoin? Heroin and feet pics mostly.” 😂🤣💀

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 3 роки тому +32

      You son of a bitch, I'M IN!

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 3 роки тому +21

      @Chris Hansen I mean, it's not like their purchases changed any with a different currency.. HEYOOOO

    • @joesamson26
      @joesamson26 3 роки тому +14

      Dang. Quentin Tarantino would love RogeCoin!

    • @ThatVinylChannel
      @ThatVinylChannel 3 роки тому +4

      Roger's feet pics?

    • @STScott-qo4pw
      @STScott-qo4pw 3 роки тому +3

      @@chaosmastermind 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarioRafaelM
    @MarioRafaelM 3 роки тому +215

    What Cracked doesn't know is that we are about to launch a new meme coin called Rogecoin thanks for the name

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +62

      NOOooOoOOOooooOOO

    • @MarioRafaelM
      @MarioRafaelM 3 роки тому +30

      @@cracked Buy Cracked Stonks we are going to the moon Roger

    • @MargaritaOnTheRox
      @MargaritaOnTheRox 3 роки тому +21

      @@cracked Sue once they're worth billions. Let them do all the work. 😎

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +20

      @@MargaritaOnTheRox Exactly

    • @MultiTawas
      @MultiTawas 3 роки тому +8

      I'm ready for this pump and dump 👀

  • @punderlord
    @punderlord 2 роки тому +473

    Coming back to this now that the entire crypto market is crashing and laughing my ass off

    • @Kevin_Zakah
      @Kevin_Zakah 2 роки тому +4

      I almost sunk my money in crypto

    • @jwwthree
      @jwwthree 2 роки тому +3

      Always trust Roger 😂😂😂

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 2 роки тому +48

      Even if world ends, you can burn a pile of cash for warmth or cooking. Can't do that with crypto or NFTs.

    •  2 роки тому +1

      well actually it got worst xd

    • @hangguy209
      @hangguy209 2 роки тому +6

      Cheers! Me too. Who's laughing now crypto cripple heads?

  • @twig8523
    @twig8523 3 роки тому +1086

    "Now my Rogcoin is worthless!"
    Roger: Always has been *blam*
    Ad that immediately follows: Bitcoin. The best money we've ever had...
    😂😂

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 3 роки тому +203

    "ouroborosian."
    Wow. This is a word we needed in the modern age.

    • @tarpham
      @tarpham 3 роки тому +5

      Fucking thank you. I couldn't quite get what he was saying here.

    • @wandererstraining
      @wandererstraining 3 роки тому +7

      Funnily enough, Ouroboros is also the name of Cardano's proof of stake protocol (which doesn't use proof of work, so no mining).

    • @derekcooley9345
      @derekcooley9345 3 роки тому

      Mighty...phoenix...from the ashes, arises...firebird cycle of life...regenerate the cell.

  • @dwc1964
    @dwc1964 3 роки тому +496

    Re: NFTs
    Back in my long-ago youth, the silliest example of how anything, including _nothing,_ can be commodified was the "Pet Rock".
    But at least with that, you got a rock.

    • @mandisaw
      @mandisaw 3 роки тому +45

      As a child of that era, and a one-time geologist, the rocks definitely had more value than crypto

    • @memeco50
      @memeco50 3 роки тому +3

      Are we talking diamonds and other precious stones?

    • @jdraven0890
      @jdraven0890 3 роки тому +12

      See also the tulip craze

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 3 роки тому +11

      @@vikiai4241 Even then, if useful materials were abundant but not consumable, they wouldn't be precious at all. Part of it is that we're programmed to seek out scarcity and rarity. Hell, shiny pokemon is one of the best examples of an absolutely worthless difference having perceived higher value.

    • @leebard9335
      @leebard9335 3 роки тому +18

      Can I interest you in a PNG of a rock?

  • @anthonywolf943
    @anthonywolf943 Рік тому +23

    the Block Chain, and if you don't know what that is or how it works then you're a perfect candidate 😂😂😂

  • @maximusaralieous1728
    @maximusaralieous1728 3 роки тому +479

    Lol that China part was great lol. There is so many layers to it. Leave it to Roger to just say it. Great video.

    • @blvckcvrd
      @blvckcvrd 3 роки тому +4

      That was my favorite part.

    • @userre85
      @userre85 3 роки тому

      I don't understand. Care to explain?

    • @maximusaralieous1728
      @maximusaralieous1728 3 роки тому +35

      @@userre85 many companies go out of their way to appease China these days because they want that Beijing money. China is a very sensitive regime, they are communists afterall, so if you criticize them in any way, they are likely to ban your stuff. Hence why it cut to people running towards him screaming 'no no no no' and then went to the technical difficulties screen.

    • @MrQuantumInc
      @MrQuantumInc 3 роки тому +17

      @@userre85 China is ruled by a non-democratic totalitarian regime that will go to extreme lengths to keep control over their country. They can and do impose a variety of restrictions that would be ridiculous by USA or European standards. This includes things that could affect the opinion of the Chinese public, for example social media has to have features that allow the government to censor things. China has a extremely rapidly growing economy with over a Billion (with a capital B) potential customers. So many companies are very desperate to be on the good side of the Chinese government. Getting the approval of that government can mean a massive amount of money but approval can be easily lost. So when somebody says that insults China or the Chinese government others panic.

    • @MrQuantumInc
      @MrQuantumInc 3 роки тому +13

      @@maximusaralieous1728 While they are still unapologetically totalitarian China is not communist. They transitioned away from proper communism/socialism after the death of Mao Zedong, partly because Mao Zedong's rule featured so many economic disasters and famines. Their economic boom features many mega-corporations and billionaires and very little state owned business. The government can still control businesses however they want, and certain companies became rich because of government help, but most of the time chinese mega-corporations behave exactly like mega-corporations in other countries.

  • @TheSaneMongrels
    @TheSaneMongrels 3 роки тому +975

    "Just because a product is created for a specific purpose, doesn't mean it can't be coopted for an ouroborosian cycle of raw capitalism that recycles real resources into planetary waste for the sake of ever-more ethereal non-creations that only exist as mirages in our minds."
    This may be the best sentence written for UA-cam of all time. *chef's kiss*

    • @danfr
      @danfr 3 роки тому +47

      Definitely not wrong. Also seems like you could describe the stock market the same way.

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 3 роки тому +23

      Welcome to capitalism! :D

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 роки тому +16

      Whatever happens in the real world, we must appease the holy line which represents an abstract indirect measure of how rich investors are feeling.
      “Go up !” economists said “Go up !”

    • @smilingkevin
      @smilingkevin 3 роки тому +6

      Glad someone transcribed it - thanks! Going to have to get it on a shirt or something.

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 3 роки тому +35

      @@danfr The stock market is somewhat bullshitty but stocks are based on actual physical companies that sell actual physical products, unlike crypto currencies which are based on vapor.

  • @stevekombolis3197
    @stevekombolis3197 3 роки тому +730

    "A subsection of the internet with strong opinions on the age of consent" may be the funniest thing I've heard. Once you understand who you're dealing with on the internet everything starts to make sense

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 роки тому +12

      No one can understand the entire Internet (actually, the World Wide Web is the content, the Internet is the data network itself).

    • @TucoBenedicto
      @TucoBenedicto 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, I lost it at that line.

    • @Wltrwllyngaeiou
      @Wltrwllyngaeiou 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah I'm going to have to start using that one

    • @irlshrek
      @irlshrek 2 роки тому +2

      Can you fill me in?

    • @50733Blabla1337
      @50733Blabla1337 2 роки тому +24

      @@irlshrek Libertarians love crypto cause the evil state and taxes etc. The point is a lot of libertarians have.... well strong opinions on age of consent laws and laws in general. Its the crowd of "dont tread on me" larpers

  • @MarmotCanales
    @MarmotCanales Рік тому +41

    1:49 “chain Chungus” 🤣🤣🐰🐰

  • @aaronguo5128
    @aaronguo5128 2 роки тому +1031

    I'm a Chinese. I laughed so hard at that censorship joke.

    • @granthuge486
      @granthuge486 2 роки тому +9

      Communist China and their few siblings should not allow to exist in this universe.

    • @housekilla457
      @housekilla457 2 роки тому +104

      -1,000,000 social credit.
      Big oof.

    • @roberteischen4170
      @roberteischen4170 2 роки тому +27

      @grant huge off to a work camp with you until you learn to love the party.

    • @granthuge486
      @granthuge486 2 роки тому +3

      @@roberteischen4170 Pentagon should launch a sneak attack of 500 hydrogen bomb on mainland China and Russia , send both of them along with their other communist buddy to the core of the 🌎 earth....
      Then blame it on Dr. Manhattan....

    • @Cyborg1170
      @Cyborg1170 2 роки тому +26

      I a Chinese too. That joke was good.

  • @chess1011
    @chess1011 3 роки тому +245

    The guy: I thought GPUs are for games.
    Roger: What, are you a kid?
    I laughed after hearing it.
    And the last part was epic. 😂

    • @Bryanhaproff
      @Bryanhaproff 3 роки тому +2

      Thats cool.. I am going to use my Nintendo to Print off some Beer money. Then I will get drunk and play Nintendo 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thekingoflordagames3517
      @thekingoflordagames3517 3 роки тому

      @@aeonreign6456 everything that has to do with calculating multiple things at the same time, including mining bitcoin.

  • @kurtsshotgun
    @kurtsshotgun 3 роки тому +138

    I can't believe he's back! You're really bringing cracked back

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +49

      Doing my best!

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 3 роки тому +14

      @@cracked
      We need Roger in these dire times. His honest cynicism is what keeps me alive.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 3 роки тому +3

      @@burningmisery plus Roger's videos are so educational and vital

    • @paulbushey6924
      @paulbushey6924 3 роки тому +2

      @@cracked God's work

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 3 роки тому

      @@GHC3
      Who said education can't be fun, right? 😁

  • @shadown5757
    @shadown5757 Рік тому +84

    “More vaporous than a ghost fart” 🤣🤣

  • @markwuahlbuargg4780
    @markwuahlbuargg4780 3 роки тому +650

    "a subsection of the internet that has strong opinion on age of consent law" That was too real.

    • @Bryanhaproff
      @Bryanhaproff 3 роки тому +16

      In crypto over 5 yrs. that was a meaningless fucking statement

    • @markwuahlbuargg4780
      @markwuahlbuargg4780 3 роки тому +40

      @@Bryanhaproff By "too real" I mostly just mean its a statement that my own biases have predispose me to think is true XD

    • @phillipjiang1593
      @phillipjiang1593 3 роки тому +4

      who is this subsection anyways?

    • @DjSharperimage
      @DjSharperimage 3 роки тому +32

      @@phillipjiang1593 The people on the dark net that uses crypto to buy stuff.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 роки тому +60

      @@Bryanhaproff
      You're all over the comments simply expressing how easily offended and overly sensitive you are

  • @foxrings
    @foxrings 3 роки тому +221

    The funniest part was when everyone behind the camera freaked out when he said something disparaging about China. 🤣 A commentary on the strange amount of influence China has.

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 3 роки тому +16

      @ph34r inovade ... No. Just block content in their country, causing their billions of citizens to have to workaround to access it, if that's even an option for them, if they're even willing to, if they even care about that particular piece of western content in the first place...
      Okay, but the fact of the mater is, China is huge. And more than a bit dictatorial, and sensitive. So... Big business that's easy to piss off.

    • @clauz8986
      @clauz8986 3 роки тому +3

      @@plzletmebefrank mind your business yank😂 Why you talk about things you dont know?

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 роки тому +2

      China can't even make electricity anymore. They won't have the means to see videos against the CCP 😅

    • @Manysdugjohn
      @Manysdugjohn 3 роки тому +4

      @@clauz8986 Nice try china

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 3 роки тому +4

      @@clauz8986 ... Name one thing I stated in my comment that's incorrect.

  • @KatT89
    @KatT89 3 роки тому +318

    My new sexuality is Roger saying 'fungibility'

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +88

      That's a strong sexual identity haha

    • @sogerc1
      @sogerc1 3 роки тому +8

      That was my word of the day.

    • @globeflicker9216
      @globeflicker9216 3 роки тому +7

      Someone left some fungibility on the toilet seat.

    • @michaelayers925
      @michaelayers925 3 роки тому +16

      Myself, I'm partial to "Ouroborosian"

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 3 роки тому +3

      Pass the brain bleach. I do NOT want to think about that.

  • @truthiscensored
    @truthiscensored Рік тому +105

    Had a friend last year telling me " Bitcoin is going to make many Billionaires and go up to $150,000"...That was when it was up to $68K record high
    It actually went down $50,000 and I asked him what happen what happened...he said no comment lol

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 Рік тому +3

      Good times, good times

    • @patrickmanasco8772
      @patrickmanasco8772 Рік тому +2

      See that’s why when you say it’s going to $150k you gotta specify it may not be for a few more cycles n it may also fall completely flat before than but if not it’s pretty likely still

    • @OriginalCovfefe
      @OriginalCovfefe Рік тому +5

      Sounds like crypto fanboys in general lol

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 Рік тому +3

      he bought into it way late. It did make billionaires. The ones who bough bitcoin at 0.008 > in the late 2000's and early 10's are the billionaires lmao.

    • @0000song0000
      @0000song0000 Рік тому +1

      It's a pyramid scheme. All the celebs telling you to buy "got it" for less than $10.
      It's awesome (for them) to buy a thousand imaginary coins and resell them for hundreds of times what they paid for.
      The growth only means convincing sillier people in. 😳 "hey buy my $1 baseball card for a milion" kind of thing

  • @ofskittlez
    @ofskittlez 3 роки тому +248

    "What can I buy with it?"
    "Heroin and feet pics"
    *Value skyrockets*

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 роки тому +1

      There's a reason why it's favored by people who "have strong opinions about age of consent laws" and that's because he left out CP

    • @Ethan5I5
      @Ethan5I5 2 роки тому

      @@InfernosReaper What does that stand for?

    • @mpGreen03
      @mpGreen03 2 роки тому

      @@Ethan5I5 CP stands for Child P**n

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 роки тому

      @Brian Mitchell from a person or a business?

    • @aleanddragonITA
      @aleanddragonITA 2 роки тому

      @Brian Mitchell Earth 2's Land doesn't count
      If you have so much money like you claim
      then buy a Ferrari and destroy it in a Video
      Because this is what real rich people do
      Destroy very expensive cars

  • @coldmoonlight6361
    @coldmoonlight6361 3 роки тому +164

    I mean... It's probably obvious to more people than me, but I knew it was going to be Rogecoin. It was the right choice 😆

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +37

      Haha thank you

    • @CeeJayThe13th
      @CeeJayThe13th 3 роки тому +3

      I didn't expect it until I saw the coin with the R monogram. I was like, "oh 'Rogecoin'!"
      Yeah it's perfect.

    • @VCTRLCSJSS
      @VCTRLCSJSS 3 роки тому +3

      The best part is someone may even make a rogecoin

    • @heinzkitzvelvet
      @heinzkitzvelvet 3 роки тому +1

      I think Horcoin would have worked too

  • @BobLogical
    @BobLogical 3 роки тому +311

    I like my money like I like my college degrees: Extremely overpriced and basically worthless except in some very specific situations.

    • @Wii4a11
      @Wii4a11 3 роки тому +13

      I know that feel

    • @unclejoeoakland
      @unclejoeoakland 3 роки тому +5

      The problem there is, your college degree might, statistically speaking, be useful. Divide what tube rubles can buy with what they can't and it approaches zero.

    • @sparky4405
      @sparky4405 3 роки тому +7

      @@unclejoeoakland college is indeed useful
      For companies to rake in cash from student debt 😂

    • @peterlovis520
      @peterlovis520 3 роки тому +3

      All my coins are useless except for the 2 min proces it takes to convert them back to FIAT and into my bank account :)

    • @noahs150
      @noahs150 3 роки тому +1

      If I'd gotten it at exactly the right time I'd have had a lot more casual sex in my lifetime, and also I'd have become some sort of teacher out of desperation.

  • @thoryan3057
    @thoryan3057 Рік тому +54

    The very ending was absolute perfection.

  • @WarpedYT
    @WarpedYT 3 роки тому +486

    I Miss these videos !

    • @Drjordanbreeding
      @Drjordanbreeding 3 роки тому +13

      This is the fourth new one! They also did recycling, Megachurches, and dentists.

    • @JRotten
      @JRotten 3 роки тому +5

      Rodger is the MAN.

    • @alexguerrier9363
      @alexguerrier9363 3 роки тому +2

      When did they come back! I'm stoked

  • @filipmazic5486
    @filipmazic5486 3 роки тому +157

    I feel like Roger is more in touch with modern society than all the generations combined

  • @hectorvieira4368
    @hectorvieira4368 2 роки тому +563

    "Just because a product is created for a specific purpose, it doesn't mean it can't be coopted for an ouroborosian cycle of raw capitalism that recycles real resources into planetary waste for the sake of ever more ethereal non creations that only exist as mirages in our minds."
    I literally have to come back to this video every now and then to hear this masterpiece of a sentence that sums up pretty much our entire current human existence.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +57

      Amen

    • @Pizzacheese10
      @Pizzacheese10 2 роки тому +8

      *ouroborosian cycle

    • @hectorvieira4368
      @hectorvieira4368 2 роки тому +2

      @@Pizzacheese10 finally! Thanks!

    • @meatwax
      @meatwax 2 роки тому +6

      Truth ..that was fuckin poetry

    • @seanmcdonald5859
      @seanmcdonald5859 2 роки тому

      Thank you spelling it. . . . .en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros?wprov=sfla1

  • @MissAmazanda
    @MissAmazanda Рік тому +188

    Summed up Crypto pretty good lol.....

    • @luisfilipe2023
      @luisfilipe2023 Рік тому +4

      Only the negatives

    • @Jimmy_Gustafsson
      @Jimmy_Gustafsson Рік тому

      @@luisfilipe2023Yeah, summed up crypto that is

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined Рік тому

      @@luisfilipe2023 because there are no real positives

    • @obvioustruth
      @obvioustruth Рік тому

      Really? Then how one would sum up american gov't? That would be really scarry.

  • @ParAilurus
    @ParAilurus 3 роки тому +331

    "cyberpunk hell-tender" is a phrase that cannot be appreciated enough

    • @vryusvin3905
      @vryusvin3905 3 роки тому +1

      Big sigh... This is the world we made.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 3 роки тому +2

      Such a beautiful turn of phrase!!!

  • @chaoscommentary2179
    @chaoscommentary2179 3 роки тому +600

    “Now it’s totally worthless” “always has been” that was good

    • @FurlowT
      @FurlowT 3 роки тому +18

      As is with everything, the value is all in what people give it.

    • @torfistrom4549
      @torfistrom4549 3 роки тому +3

      Like the dollar correct it’s useless

    • @bate01071
      @bate01071 3 роки тому

      The price of it that other people are willing to buy it in the marketplace by no means validates it as a currency, or even an investment. It just means that more people are willing to trade their money (US dollars, euros, take your pic) for it, and currently perceive the value (in US dollars to be clear) will go up in the future. It’s all about the timing.

    • @bate01071
      @bate01071 3 роки тому +6

      @@leepreece813 it’s used extensively in electronics do to its unique physical and chemical properties and scarcity. It doesn’t rust or tarnish like other metals and has strong religious associations in certain religions.

    • @teemuvesala9575
      @teemuvesala9575 3 роки тому

      Dollar is worth less than a toilet paper soon. It’s printed to oblivion, it’s outdated, has less use cases than a toilet paper, ruins environment cause you have to cut down trees to print this fake money.

  • @TheHigherSpace
    @TheHigherSpace 3 роки тому +285

    Trust me if they actually create a Roge coin it will become a meme and explode in value ..

  • @fifty1971
    @fifty1971 Рік тому +25

    Coming back to this after FTX, Celsius, Voyager, Blockfi, 3AC, And Gemini.
    Jesus Christ.

    • @fifty1971
      @fifty1971 Рік тому

      @Casey Chavez i got scammed on celsius, what about you?

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah Рік тому +1

      @@fifty1971 should have invested in roge coin

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 Рік тому +1

      We tried to warn you....

    • @playsomething4029
      @playsomething4029 7 місяців тому +1

      I knew about FTX but I hadn’t heard about Celcius. What happened when you used Celsius? @@fifty1971

  • @cracked
    @cracked 3 роки тому +316

    As always, please check out the sources in our description and be sure to invest your lifesavings in RogeCoin please and thank you!

    • @turoskensei13
      @turoskensei13 3 роки тому +16

      This coin now absolutely exists now. You realize that right?

    • @danj8048
      @danj8048 3 роки тому +5

      Sorry but all my money is going into Chungus Chain

    • @globeflicker9216
      @globeflicker9216 3 роки тому +2

      Yes! I bought millionses!
      I will be fabulous money happy!
      Thank You! 🥰

    • @pavkata889
      @pavkata889 3 роки тому +2

      That wideo will pump the RegeCoin price

    • @MrReganomics1
      @MrReganomics1 3 роки тому +3

      DogeCoin to the moon!

  • @ahmet_erden
    @ahmet_erden 3 роки тому +184

    So brilliant writers and perfect acting of Roger. Kudos to all

  • @Bassistking
    @Bassistking 3 роки тому +831

    “Like China” was not a scripted moment on the prompter if you look. Roger really savaged out 😂

    • @BurningAzure
      @BurningAzure 3 роки тому +13

      Was it really improvised?

    • @Bassistking
      @Bassistking 3 роки тому +74

      @@BurningAzure Yeah. If you look at the prompter as the film crew is approaching Roger from the side the line is “…a goofball country bans it” but “like China” was not written anywhere. It picks up as scripted after the technical difficulties screen.
      Edit: Quote from script more accurately reflected

    • @005AGIMA
      @005AGIMA 3 роки тому +227

      I'm going to assume the omission of "china" on the prompter is part of the script in itself. I say this not to spoil the illusion, but to applaud the quality of the production on these videos. Little details like that really are going the extra mile.

    • @rahul_siloniya
      @rahul_siloniya 3 роки тому +5

      @@Bassistking where is the prompter I can't see it

    • @Roald94
      @Roald94 3 роки тому +60

      @@grahamwinston3692 yeah, if they really wanted to avoid pointing at china they can just edit it out

  • @shendaraalshedir1933
    @shendaraalshedir1933 2 роки тому +31

    There's actually a lot of common sense and education in here. But it's so well done you forget it's a great bit of comedy too! Awesome!!👍🏻. 🌈🇨🇦

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 3 роки тому +389

    Roger: He's the hero we need AND the one we deserve!

  • @PearComputingDevices
    @PearComputingDevices 3 роки тому +332

    He should make an espisode on recycling, hint: It's a flat out scam. Perfect for Roger's personality.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +124

      That's a great idea: ua-cam.com/video/_riGg2BW8Jw/v-deo.html

    • @PearComputingDevices
      @PearComputingDevices 3 роки тому +37

      @@cracked lol.. I should have known! If it means anything I love your videos, Roger cracks me up. Great character, great stuff.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +33

      @@PearComputingDevices He rocks!

    • @PearComputingDevices
      @PearComputingDevices 3 роки тому +10

      @@cracked Heck yeah..

    • @shentsaceve5642
      @shentsaceve5642 3 роки тому +5

      Where have you been, OP?!?!

  • @PrincePolaris
    @PrincePolaris 3 роки тому +300

    I love roger, that astronaut "always has been" meme got a genuine laugh out of me and my grandma is trying to sleep in the next room

  • @donniet685
    @donniet685 Рік тому +40

    I am definitely a candidate for rodgecoin. I think that I will be able to eat gold bars in the post apocalyptic world.

  • @sogerc1
    @sogerc1 3 роки тому +71

    Roger always knows where to hit a raw nerve.

  • @cracked
    @cracked 2 роки тому +595

    Roger's got a whole video JUST on NFTs now! ua-cam.com/video/sG_v4bb2e4k/v-deo.html

    • @Parietal-Polymath
      @Parietal-Polymath 2 роки тому +5

      Honestly i work in the space, and i do good work but these videos are useful in their counterbalance of the hype mania...satire brings levity.

    • @boneshaman8912
      @boneshaman8912 2 роки тому +6

      And I got a crypto ad after this video 🤣🤣

    • @NEILLAXNU8
      @NEILLAXNU8 2 роки тому +1

      @@Parietal-Polymath bullseye. He's not raging on it simply tasting whats not magnified. Brutal honesty is the way to clarity.

    • @peighnesshonourchign9164
      @peighnesshonourchign9164 2 роки тому

      Climate change is a boogieman

    • @goranmilic442
      @goranmilic442 2 роки тому +1

      Decentralized and untraceable currency helps a lot of bad guys, like hackers, smuglers, drug dealers, paedophiles, tax evaders, terrorists, human traffickers...

  • @lieblingsfarbe4453
    @lieblingsfarbe4453 3 роки тому +82

    The ending was pure gold

  • @NicoleSudhoff
    @NicoleSudhoff 2 роки тому +13

    "Pretending to understand block chain is simple"

  • @ChrisBrooks34
    @ChrisBrooks34 3 роки тому +194

    The call-out regarding age of consent law was perfect 'chef's kiss'

    • @AderorhoFestus
      @AderorhoFestus 3 роки тому +2

      Nice PFP.

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc 3 роки тому +2

      I didn't get that part?

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 3 роки тому +25

      @@djsonicc ppl who buy crypto are libertarians who want to lower the age of consent is the meme

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 3 роки тому +8

      For the sake of not having a bunch of pedos tell me "that's not libertarianism ree" I have no comment

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 роки тому +4

      @@pissass.8675
      Also, libertarians:
      “BuT wHaT iF tHe ChiLD cOnSeNtS ?”

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi 3 роки тому +84

    "a segment of the internet that has strong opinions about age of consent laws"
    I lost it.

  • @ImFromIowa
    @ImFromIowa 3 роки тому +86

    Alright roger’s back.
    Hey, when is Roger Gonna get his own TV show? We need more of him in this stressful world we live in.
    Honestly if we could clone roger so cracked can keep uploading more if ____ was honest and allow the REAL roger to rest we would.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +27

      Both of those I'm all for

    • @geeknat8981
      @geeknat8981 3 роки тому +10

      3 weeks later: If Cloners were honest

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 3 роки тому +2

      A TV show?
      We are in 2021 already! :-)

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 роки тому

      @@igorthelight what you mean?

    • @LennyNero2019
      @LennyNero2019 3 роки тому

      @@ImFromIowa Meaning most serialized shows are shared through the internet now, at least most that are worthy and interesting. Every fridge has its own original streaming show.
      So Roger kind of has his own series already - this one.
      Also, a lot of anything isn't going to make it better, but will make you feel like it's worse, because of how our perception works. 3 hour Roger shows every day, and you won't even watch them, will get tired and numb.

  • @DrJ-hx7wv
    @DrJ-hx7wv 2 роки тому +54

    Money doesn't disappear, it only changes hands.
    This is pretty good.

  • @502jackal
    @502jackal 3 роки тому +42

    That understanding block chains joke was right on the money. I was in a digital forensics class a while back and no one could really make head or tails of it without looking it up. Even when we got it, most of us were still scratching our heads.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 2 роки тому +6

      I mean I think a lot of people understand it in theory... but what's the actual purpose? it's just a lot of stuff in the background to do whole lot of nothing

    • @Mar1s3z
      @Mar1s3z 2 роки тому +4

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 And to add, all the while consuming our precious electricity mining it, and also that same group of people investing in these... things... are making promise to curb the climate change lmfao.

    • @502jackal
      @502jackal 2 роки тому +8

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 purpose? having digital money that cant be tracked or handled or monitored by middle men. It was the money for people who didn't trust having someone follow their money trail. (at least that was my take back when i learned about it.) Problem is it's SUPER volatile, and if you're the type to pay it too much attention, it's nerve wracking.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 роки тому +6

      @@502jackal and it still can be tracked and monitored, partly thanks to those easily hacked exchanges. We've already seen evidence of this with the arrest of those people who hacked an exchange

    • @Aras14
      @Aras14 2 роки тому +2

      @@InfernosReaper While most cryptocurrencies are only pseudonymous and trackable (Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc.), there are some, that are anonymous (Monero)
      Also the exchanges, that market cryptocurrencies as a "get rich fast" scheme are maybe the worst thing that happened to crypto.

  • @cjsmith8319
    @cjsmith8319 2 роки тому +182

    I’m willing to admit, I felt that I was investing in something huge. “Mining” and “Staking” were the buzzwords that got me. As I watch this, I can’t help but laugh.

    • @50733Blabla1337
      @50733Blabla1337 2 роки тому +14

      Man with all the increasing perversion of finances and uncertainty in the world we all are vulnerable to people and things that say they are the salvation. :/

    • @willdeimode2916
      @willdeimode2916 2 роки тому +1

      Dave, I have your salvation. It's a wonderful investment with the ticker "VT". Go ahead, put lots of money in it, it's a great idea.

  • @ROFLBOB24
    @ROFLBOB24 3 роки тому +141

    "or if a goofball country bans it, like China--"
    "Uhhhh nononono!"
    I DIED LMFAO

    • @allenollis6018
      @allenollis6018 3 роки тому +1

      Yooo I was done when they did that. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Orgruk
      @Orgruk 3 роки тому +3

      Some people were smuggling their money out of China that way. Their government doesn't like that, not one bit(coin).

    • @aaronself2411
      @aaronself2411 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair, that was only so china could roll out their own government sponsored crypto lol

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl 3 роки тому

      Best part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tatendacalebharawa3390
      @tatendacalebharawa3390 3 роки тому

      @@Orgruk LMAOOOOO

  • @pghurd3340
    @pghurd3340 2 роки тому +27

    Every time another crypto-whatever fails, I send this out to all of my tech-friends right before they take lunch at their 9 to 5. Lol.

    • @boejiden
      @boejiden Рік тому

      Still waiting bitcoin to fail...

    • @jerkasmo
      @jerkasmo Рік тому

      @@boejiden You'd be waiting forever if you think bitcoin is an investment that will outperform the S&P over the next 10 years. Bitcoin might plummet or it might move mostly sideways over the next 10 years, but there's no underlying company that is growing profits organically. It's a pure gamble because you hope the next person will pay you more for your bitcoin than you did.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 8 місяців тому

      ​​@@boejidenit will, and then rise, and then fall, and then rise and then fall and it'll keep on doing this until the dollar is gone. Any ideas when that might be?

  • @kiraward1125
    @kiraward1125 3 роки тому +112

    Honestly if the government collapses peeps that have medical training and those that have backyard gardens are going to be on the top of the financial gains ladder. Definitely not cryptocurrencies that will depend on people remembering passwords from 15 years ago and electricity.

    • @crazyprayingmantis5596
      @crazyprayingmantis5596 3 роки тому +10

      Better keep growing those tomatoes then.

    • @PsychoticusRex
      @PsychoticusRex 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah medical knowledge and farming will be financially gainful, if we forget the proceeding reduction of everyone to destitution the immeasurable blip at the end due to hard work and endless study will make it all worth while to get to be happily well fed in the cannibalistic apocalypse. :)

    • @CorpseCallosum
      @CorpseCallosum 3 роки тому +7

      Argentina had real collapse and when the power went out people were able to transact with bitcoin on mobile network that had backup power. When the power is on they mine cryptos to feed their families.

    • @f1jones544
      @f1jones544 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was going to be the marauders like in Mad Max who held the power after a political collapse.

    • @heinzkitzvelvet
      @heinzkitzvelvet 3 роки тому +18

      @@CorpseCallosum how many people? Everyone in Argentina? Or the 5 people in the entire country who actually understand how it's supposed to work, AND had backup power on their mobile networks?
      Sighting statistics of the 1000th of 1% that made it work for themselves is no ringing endorsement for the societal viability of unicorn fairy dust money.

  • @comfibold
    @comfibold 3 роки тому +209

    Forget all this Crypto and NFT junk. Tulip Bulbs are the next big thing. Get in NOW!

    • @ghaznavid
      @ghaznavid 3 роки тому +19

      Queue 17th century horror flashbacks.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 роки тому +8

      Heh heh, yep I got that currency buried in my backyard

    • @OG_Agrivar
      @OG_Agrivar 3 роки тому +6

      We're not doing decorative gourds this year?

    • @skipperson4077
      @skipperson4077 3 роки тому +3

      now all my wampum is worthless....

    • @BlaineTog
      @BlaineTog 3 роки тому +5

      Tulip bulbs are so passe. Come buy some shares in the Mississippi Company if you want to make some REAL money!

  • @LividImp
    @LividImp 3 роки тому +90

    "So it money I shouldn't spend?" LOL, oh lord I just died.
    And "Chain Chungus" made me laugh harder than I care to admit.

  • @JemRau
    @JemRau 2 роки тому +4

    “Uses more electricity than Switzerland.” 😂

  • @rowboatcop4451
    @rowboatcop4451 3 роки тому +72

    The astronaut helmet kills me

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому +20

      It's my favorite thing ever

    • @LennyNero2019
      @LennyNero2019 3 роки тому +1

      It's like he's 'on the moon', probably with the majority of profits.

    • @MrAbhiabhi7
      @MrAbhiabhi7 3 роки тому

      @@cracked nice throwback there. Are you from Ohio? :D

    • @cracked
      @cracked 3 роки тому

      @@MrAbhiabhi7 Noooope. Virginia.

  • @edwardhunts
    @edwardhunts 3 роки тому +32

    The best part of this was the two 30sec crypto ads Netflix paired with this video
    Edit: UA-cam damn autocorrect...

    • @Zdeciak
      @Zdeciak 3 роки тому +1

      For me the same. But don't know what Netflix has to do with it

    • @TylerShacklefordDurden
      @TylerShacklefordDurden 3 роки тому +2

      That's the weirdest autocorrect I've ever seen lol

    • @Grulaz
      @Grulaz 3 роки тому +1

      how come you don't have adblock?

    • @edwardhunts
      @edwardhunts 3 роки тому

      @@Grulaz because I'm old and don't know how that works

    • @Grulaz
      @Grulaz 3 роки тому +1

      @@edwardhunts but it's just a plugin it's easy to install if you want i could help you

  • @BobLogical
    @BobLogical 3 роки тому +118

    Back in my day, we'd just pledge to random Kickstarters if we wanted to spend money on stuff that doesn't exist.

    • @LVTHORAscending
      @LVTHORAscending 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah like empty shell Hypercars that promise to reach 500 hp yesterday.

    • @alphacore4332
      @alphacore4332 3 роки тому

      lmao

  • @JoshuaK.Coble22
    @JoshuaK.Coble22 4 місяці тому +138

    Thanks Mate, the sad truth is that no one has a clue, we all react to what happens as it happens and try to analyse it but can’t predict an iota of what is going to unfold in the markets… content creators are like amplifiers, when times are good they affirm it and try to tell you why it’s good and that it’s looking bullish but then all of a sudden the market turns bearish and everyone affirms it again and try to analyse why… it’s so sad that many are so powerless and it's not about guessing the market's next move; it's about playing it smart and steady during trading...managed to grow a nest egg of around 2.3Bitcoin to a decent 19Bitcoin in the space of a few months... I'm especially grateful to Craig Reeder whose deep expertise and traditional trading acumen have been invaluable in this challenging, ever-evolving financial landscape..

    • @JoshuaK.Coble22
      @JoshuaK.Coble22 4 місяці тому

      He's mostly on Telegrams, using the user name

    • @JoshuaK.Coble22
      @JoshuaK.Coble22 4 місяці тому

      CraigReeder

    • @nuevacuentapure2022
      @nuevacuentapure2022 4 місяці тому

      I appreciate the professionalism and dedication of the team behind Reeder ’s trade signal service.

    • @omaresdossantos
      @omaresdossantos 4 місяці тому

      Productivity is never accidental; it is always the result of careful planning, dedication, and consistency.

    • @asmaaamir-gn7ut
      @asmaaamir-gn7ut 4 місяці тому

      Trading without professional guide... Huh I laugh you, because you will remain where you are or even make huge losses that will stop you from trading, this has been one of the biggest problem to new traders.

  • @kevinwaldi499
    @kevinwaldi499 3 роки тому +16

    The fact that a Gemini crypto ad ran at the end of this video make it even better!

  • @david-kc5hr
    @david-kc5hr 3 роки тому +24

    The irony of getting an add about a crypto card before a video about trashing crypto is palatable

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 роки тому

      Comedy writes itself.

    • @TylerShacklefordDurden
      @TylerShacklefordDurden 3 роки тому

      Kinda takes some wind out of his 'you can't use it to buy most things' sails though. Only anything you can buy with a visa or Mastercard haha

  • @mynameisroman
    @mynameisroman 3 роки тому +67

    as a tech guy i understand blockchain and never thought it would rise so high. technically its not really that great. but psychologically and socially it became very important for some reason and established itself as "digital gold". but then again there is no reason why gold should be so expensive... we just make it so

    • @RunBayou
      @RunBayou 3 роки тому +10

      If you think blockchain isn't that great from a technology standpoint, then no, you don't understand it

    • @jetfirexx
      @jetfirexx 3 роки тому +15

      @@RunBayou but it isn't. It's inefficient and not suited for 95% of the applications people try to shoehorn it into. Most products that claim they use blockchain don't really use blockchain because it would be a terrible choice for what they're trying to do. Even with financials, you don't really get a ledger of every transaction because of how the exchanges operate.

    • @joris425
      @joris425 3 роки тому +2

      @@jetfirexx Having a 100% secure ledger with the only 'downside' that it has to stay sufficiently decentralized is a pretty damn good tool to sovle some specific modern problems. And defi is transitioning to proof-of-stake which is far more efficient. But indeed too many things are shoehorned into it, it's becoming hilarious.

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 3 роки тому +2

      @@joris425 "the ONLY 'downside' " haha. Yes apart from that it's perfect. 🙄🤦‍♂️

    • @KnIf0rTITAN
      @KnIf0rTITAN 3 роки тому +1

      Personally i don't really care about blockchain, all i care about it that it's fairly stable because big banks have invested in it, but it's also volatile so i can buy and sell the highs and dips.... i made a lot of money :D

  • @MrDan708
    @MrDan708 Рік тому +34

    I don't always agree with Warren Buffett, but I agree when he says he won't invest in something he doesn't understand. I've avoided crypto for that reason.

    • @Dryer_Safe
      @Dryer_Safe Рік тому +19

      I understand it very well. Which is why I stay as far away from it as I can.

  • @Mursolino
    @Mursolino 3 роки тому +27

    “Always has been!” - well that was joyfully unexpected!

  • @whitenightmare3575
    @whitenightmare3575 3 роки тому +82

    As a blockchain developer, who mostly understands how it all works, I am amazed that Roger is not technically wrong about anything in this video.

    • @alimfuzzy
      @alimfuzzy 3 роки тому +18

      Don't lie. your not a blockchain developer or not a very good one. Most of what he said was a huge over generalisation and not what most proper crypto requires or is about.

    • @phillipjiang1593
      @phillipjiang1593 3 роки тому +26

      ​@@alimfuzzy if you think you know better, explain better, maybe providing a few specific examples on where the video got it wrong.

    • @Leoprincess3038
      @Leoprincess3038 3 роки тому +6

      @@alimfuzzy you seem.upset lol

    • @alimfuzzy
      @alimfuzzy 3 роки тому +9

      @@phillipjiang1593 replied twice YT deletes them. Just look up proof of stake vs proof of work and proof of authority.
      Most of this video only applies to the crap coins.

    • @alimfuzzy
      @alimfuzzy 3 роки тому +7

      @@Leoprincess3038 just calling out a fake blockchain developer pushing FUD.

  • @albundy8595
    @albundy8595 Рік тому +50

    Over a millions views and so little subscribers , Lets give Roger some lover!!! I'd hire him in the show store

    • @mattm7798
      @mattm7798 Рік тому +2

      Who ever said honesty was popular ;)

    • @sandybruce9092
      @sandybruce9092 Рік тому

      @@mattm7798and whoever said you were intelligent???

    • @shutsquad
      @shutsquad Рік тому

      Subbed because of your comment.

    • @manikyum
      @manikyum Рік тому +1

      That's the price every channel that speaks the Truth has to pay. Yt algorithm doesn't show, those channels that don't fit "the narrative", to new viewers.

  • @shadowninja6689
    @shadowninja6689 3 роки тому +67

    So glad to see these videos back again. I love Roger and his skits.

  • @oreotookie
    @oreotookie 3 роки тому +15

    Thanks so much for being Roger back… just when we needed him the most.

  • @BZAKether
    @BZAKether 3 роки тому +10

    "Heroin and feet pics"
    You got me there.

  • @whatsinaname7289
    @whatsinaname7289 2 роки тому +8

    I love the energy in this video. Roger (Jack Hunter) has such a charming attitude and it's really funny to see him playing fast and loose with memes.

  • @terrymofmich
    @terrymofmich 2 роки тому +274

    I felt either I'm smart or out of touch b/c I'm an old guy, but Cryptocurrency seems like a scam and Roger just told me it is. Thank you, Roger.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 2 роки тому +7

      It's not a scam unless someone tricks you into trying to invest in it. Otherwise, it's just money that could be useful and might some day win out, though Bitcoin in particular does seem to waste a lot of energy and just fuel the global warming that is going to destroy everything (financially) anyway. I don't quite agree with this video's attitude. But yes, if you're going to pay attention to it, understand what it is.

    • @ghostridersinthesky21
      @ghostridersinthesky21 2 роки тому +16

      Its not exactly a scam, people genuinely believe it has value but the problem is that it doesnt. Its like an overrated car brand that sells terrible cars but is able to sell them for so much because everyone stupidly believes in its value

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 2 роки тому +7

      @jabroni destroyer , dude, look into it rather than just riffing on some comedy video. You can buy things, albeit not much. There's nothing stopping anyone from buying or selling with Bitcoin/whatever cryptocurrency. Did I tell you that you should pay me for it? no. I've never obtained any Bitcoin either.

    • @riishell
      @riishell 2 роки тому +1

      If it is a scam, it is less of one than the dollars in your bank account which is exactly why you should own at least some bitcoin. 1/10th of a coin costs around 4300 USD. 1/100 is 430 USD. WHEN bitcoin goes to a million 1/100th would be worth 10k. That's a 20x increase. You will not want to sell it though because it will just keep going up over time. You can use it as collateral and borrow against it. Pay no tax.

    • @chefdeadpool8481
      @chefdeadpool8481 2 роки тому +4

      @jabroni destroyer I literally just bought my groceries with Doge coins today at Walmart. I live in a little mountain town in wyoming..........