If Disney Were Honest - Honest Ads (Disney Parody)

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  • @DiversionG
    @DiversionG 7 місяців тому +1833

    Remember fellas: If Disney takes it down, it's canon

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 7 місяців тому

      @HelpMeplease991”if bots were honest”

    • @andymanaus1077
      @andymanaus1077 7 місяців тому +56

      These legacy studios still don't understand how social media really works. When Warner took down Meatcanyon's Wabbit Season video and he responded with a funeral video for the death of Bugs, his channel subs exploded from a few hundred thousand to seven million.
      Here's hoping Disney takes down this Honest Ads video...

    • @JM_93
      @JM_93 7 місяців тому

      @HelpMeplease991you’ll get a dislike and you’ll be grateful

    • @quaklessduck
      @quaklessduck 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@andymanaus1077get a sense of humor please 😂

    • @andymanaus1077
      @andymanaus1077 7 місяців тому +19

      @@quaklessduck I have no idea why you would say such a thing but since you're just text on a screen to me, IDGAF.

  • @loveless131
    @loveless131 7 місяців тому +1239

    "If you can dream it, you can monetize it."
    Truly words to live by.

    • @xanderkane9202
      @xanderkane9202 7 місяців тому +11

      In my dreams I can fly, how do I monetize that?

    • @loveless131
      @loveless131 7 місяців тому +22

      @@xanderkane9202 Write a book about how everyone else can too.

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 7 місяців тому

      ​@@xanderkane9202
      1. Write a popular R&B song about your dream.
      2. Use your dream as a scene in a popular sci-fi/comedy novel.

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@loveless131
      I've been trying for years but I find the ground is just too big to miss!😁

    • @loveless131
      @loveless131 7 місяців тому

      @@19Pyrus70 You just need to invest in yourself a bit. Really grab them bootstraps. Take a writing class, get an accountability buddy, and license my proprietary AI to help when you get stuck. I am America and so can you!

  • @ManiakGear
    @ManiakGear 7 місяців тому +1356

    Remember the time Disney sued a family for putting Spider-Man on their deceased child's tombstone because it was his favorite super hero? Good times.

    • @kyledavis4890
      @kyledavis4890 7 місяців тому +144

      Remember that time when Disney sued a bar in the upper Midwest because it was named Grumpy's?

    • @worthybutter2004
      @worthybutter2004 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, man. They were absolute dicks (Disney, not the family).

    • @jonbender9110
      @jonbender9110 7 місяців тому +70

      That is horrible Disney sunk to a new low

    • @worthybutter2004
      @worthybutter2004 7 місяців тому +84

      @@jonbender9110 Yeah, man. They were just being absolute dicks to that poor family. They only wanted to mourn for the kid for god's sake!

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 7 місяців тому +25

      ​@cflthema Disney and Sony are like step parents

  • @ErwinPommel
    @ErwinPommel 7 місяців тому +782

    Roger's dedication to this series is incredible. Imagine growing out a luscious thick and totally genuine moustache just for a UA-cam video.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 7 місяців тому +24

      I imagine the makeup person was like, "No, seriously, I can make it much, MUCH better!" and they had to respond, "That's not what we're going for here." ;)

    • @sable2146
      @sable2146 7 місяців тому +7

      Steamengine's dedication to those very tight shorts is pretty incredible as well

    • @gordonlbelyea4409
      @gordonlbelyea4409 7 місяців тому

      Roger looks a bit like an aged Adolph Hitler.

    • @SaintJimmy379
      @SaintJimmy379 7 місяців тому +2

      Lol, LMAO even.

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 5 місяців тому

      I'm sure your comment is a joke, but this mustache is horrible. It's almost as bad as the one that I can grow. lol

  • @Weatherman4Eva
    @Weatherman4Eva 7 місяців тому +543

    What disney has done to copyright law which has absolutely fucked the country in so many ways just to make an extra buck is just terrible

    • @Guy-cb1oh
      @Guy-cb1oh 7 місяців тому +6

      Disney's influence on copyright is grossly exaggerated including by this video.

    • @CosmicSatanas23
      @CosmicSatanas23 7 місяців тому +36

      ​@@Guy-cb1ohNah

    • @yosefdemby8792
      @yosefdemby8792 7 місяців тому +34

      @@Guy-cb1oh Baloney

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 7 місяців тому +48

      ​@@Guy-cb1oh
      ⬆️ Disney PR employee!😃

    • @Guy-cb1oh
      @Guy-cb1oh 7 місяців тому

      @@19Pyrus70 You don't have to be a Disney PR employee to speak the truth. I don't like Disney either but the notion they just called up congress to change copyright is something the internet made up.

  • @RonBaker456
    @RonBaker456 7 місяців тому +478

    "I have to go ask an AI to write a 5 season romcom about how the death star is now gay," might be my new favorite among many great Rog lines.

    • @pll3827
      @pll3827 7 місяців тому +17

      AI IS MAKING THE STAR DESTROYERS GAY!

    • @davidc1878
      @davidc1878 7 місяців тому +3

      Me as well... that was an amazing line.

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm trying to wrap my head around it by not laughing to much.
      But I guess that the hole where the laser comes out could pass as a sphincter right?

    • @dueymiller3762
      @dueymiller3762 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm eagerly waiting for the first installment. It can be any worse than any thing else that Disney has done recently.

    • @duncanbananatyne3890
      @duncanbananatyne3890 7 місяців тому

      gay

  • @shayliakara
    @shayliakara 7 місяців тому +546

    "It must hard to make your brand their entire personality."
    "Super easy, barely an inconvenien... " wait, wrong channel.

    • @shaider1982
      @shaider1982 7 місяців тому +54

      Influencing rules to helps us squeeze more money from our IP is tight!🤣👍

    • @NinjaXM0
      @NinjaXM0 7 місяців тому +22

      Idk why my brain jumped to that immediately when he said it.

    • @eyespy3001
      @eyespy3001 7 місяців тому +26

      Go away now

    • @andrewalden8364
      @andrewalden8364 7 місяців тому +36

      Wow! Wow, wow, wow…wow!!!

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 7 місяців тому +13

      @@andrewalden8364 Death Star sphincter? TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT.

  • @Fusilier7
    @Fusilier7 7 місяців тому +1230

    This needs a sequel - If Wizards of the Coast were Honest.

    • @CemKalyoncu
      @CemKalyoncu 7 місяців тому

      Or god forbid G**e W*rks**p

    • @gabeskai
      @gabeskai 7 місяців тому +73

      Impossible. Their levels of bullshittery I'm not sure even Roger can be straight with

    • @stephenday2342
      @stephenday2342 7 місяців тому +42

      Hasbro owns Wotc

    • @joshwarrey3728
      @joshwarrey3728 7 місяців тому +53

      Hasbros should be the main topic. They own a lot of IP.

    • @chriskatz2355
      @chriskatz2355 7 місяців тому +7

      If the white house was honest

  • @ItsBofu
    @ItsBofu 7 місяців тому +215

    My girlfriend was offered a graphic design job with Disney. It would have been her dream job... until she found out that it would have required her to move to NYC and only paid $35k a year.

    • @LotBD
      @LotBD 7 місяців тому +18

      once a year she could pay her rent XD nyc so expensive

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan 7 місяців тому +19

      @@LotBDYou wouldn’t be able to live in the NYC ghetto on 35k 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RedKnight26
      @RedKnight26 7 місяців тому +1

      😬

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 7 місяців тому +9

      The fact that it's more or less the big leagues for graphic design is part of how they can get away with that.

    • @qweqqweq2090
      @qweqqweq2090 7 місяців тому

      35k a year in NYC is less than a homeless person there would make just begging, getting welfare, and digging through trash!

  • @crockstonyt
    @crockstonyt 7 місяців тому +471

    Mickey has been in the vault so long he doesn't even know what it's like to be free

    • @ghyslainabel
      @ghyslainabel 7 місяців тому +29

      And now Disney uses Mickey as a trademark. Mickey will never be free.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 7 місяців тому +12

      technically only a few frames of steamboat mickey aren't@@ghyslainabel and precedent suggests all of Mickey Mouse is public domain now, not just steam boat mickey, since you have to make changes which make a character completely different for it to make a separate copyright.

    • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
      @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 7 місяців тому +11

      I'm reminded of an episode of the Western "Bonanza" where Little Joe "bought" a Chinese slave girl just to set her free.
      "You're free!"
      "Yes, free to serve you."
      "No, you're free!"
      "Yes, free to serve you."
      I forget how the actual conversation went, but the point is servitude is all the Chinese girl knew.

    • @GaryRoseCO
      @GaryRoseCO 7 місяців тому +4

      Not now, Mickey CAME OUT of the vault, he is public domain as of January 2024.

    • @rockabilly95
      @rockabilly95 7 місяців тому

      No longer; as of this year, 2024, Mickey is a FREE mouse!

  • @barnacleboi2595
    @barnacleboi2595 7 місяців тому +39

    "If you can dream it, you can monetize it."
    Never have I ever in my life heard a string of words put together so eloquently into such a transcendently inspiring quote.

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini 7 місяців тому +420

    If Nestle was honest, now that would truly be terrifying.

    • @xanderkane9202
      @xanderkane9202 7 місяців тому +38

      Friend of mine was told by a Nestle Exec that their cereal has less nutrition than the box!

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 7 місяців тому +26

      ​@xanderkane9202 I remember hearing that there was an experiment done, decades ago, when some mice were fed only cereal for weeks, and another group of mice, were only given the cereal box. By the end of the experiment, the mice who ate the cereal box were healthy, and the cereal eating mice were sticker. I was told the cereal was conflakes. I don't know if this study is an urban myth, or true. But given the composition of both substances, it checks out!

    • @th3gughy
      @th3gughy 7 місяців тому +20

      It's more terrifying knowing they are quite exposed already.. and we still support them.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@th3gughy
      They're tied into so many different brands it's hard not to.

    • @ROFLBOB24
      @ROFLBOB24 7 місяців тому +17

      It would be the shortest episode of all time
      "Hi I'm Roger, we're trying to kill you"
      The End.

  • @junkiejackflash
    @junkiejackflash 7 місяців тому +429

    Wow I really cant get enough of those CGI Mary-Sues with mondo donkers

    • @xanderkane9202
      @xanderkane9202 7 місяців тому +4

      what does this mean?

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 7 місяців тому

      ​​@@xanderkane9202
      All powerful cartoon boobies!😉

    • @trentmorgan5600
      @trentmorgan5600 7 місяців тому

      @@xanderkane9202 just look it up, it would take too long to explain who Mary-Sue is

    • @psyberiusblack
      @psyberiusblack 7 місяців тому +23

      @@xanderkane9202If you have to ask, you’re too young.

    • @Strawstarberry
      @Strawstarberry 7 місяців тому +22

      @@psyberiusblack Now are we talking badonkadonks, bazookas, or both?

  • @ellicesanchez3194
    @ellicesanchez3194 7 місяців тому +79

    LOL, having to label this "parody" because you smell the letter from Disney's lawyers already in the mail.

  • @henke37
    @henke37 7 місяців тому +146

    Steamboat Willie may be out of copyright, but Disney has a new trick: Trademarks. This is why they've been using a clip from the short in the opening credits of everything the last couple of years.

    • @Rikken552
      @Rikken552 7 місяців тому +8

      Haven't they done that since forever ago?

    • @blargithonify
      @blargithonify 7 місяців тому +14

      @@Rikken552nah, just maybe like 5 years

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 7 місяців тому

      You never saw it in the 90s, for example.@@Rikken552

    • @angeladawn805
      @angeladawn805 7 місяців тому

      John Oliver is having a good Crack at SBW😅

    • @gmcubed
      @gmcubed 7 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@blargithonifytry 16 years (2007)

  • @mrbn2022
    @mrbn2022 7 місяців тому +58

    Having worked with "The Rog Horton Company" as well as personally knowing many "Horton" employees during the years they got totally screwed by "Horton", I can definitively say that this video is not parody, but extremely accurate reporting.
    "The Horton Company" is the most greedy, arrogant, sleazy, and manipulative place on earth. They are even worse than "Roger Brothers", which - try as they might - cannot descend to "Horton"'s corporate depravity.

  • @liamcollinson5695
    @liamcollinson5695 7 місяців тому +234

    Getting the Disney ad after was pure comedic timing it was for the marvels too 😂

    • @pieterboelen2862
      @pieterboelen2862 7 місяців тому +7

      Yep. Same just happened to me.
      BEAUTIFUL timing! 😂😂

    • @MaekarManastorm
      @MaekarManastorm 7 місяців тому

      So you admit you watch Disney
      ... loser

    • @ASChambers
      @ASChambers 7 місяців тому +4

      Haha. Yep, same here. Got to love that UA-cam algorithm 😂

    • @NotRenjiro
      @NotRenjiro 7 місяців тому +3

      Ya'll are watching ads?

    • @chizorama
      @chizorama 7 місяців тому

      I got cheated, damn...

  • @alyxgraff9121
    @alyxgraff9121 7 місяців тому +108

    This was 1 giant FU to dissknee & I loved every minute of it. Well, time to make Public Domain Mouse do stuff the big evil mouse corporation wouldn't approve of. Lol.

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 7 місяців тому +1

      Like cheat on his corporate owned girlfriend with Nazrin?😃

    • @JoseLopez-tk4tq
      @JoseLopez-tk4tq 7 місяців тому +7

      Can't wait for the "Mickey Unleashed" follow up!

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 7 місяців тому

      Screw Das Maus Reich! =>[.]

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 7 місяців тому +3

      Someone needs to do steamboat willy against slavery.

    • @Chameleonred5
      @Chameleonred5 7 місяців тому +2

      @@19Pyrus70 I don't know why, but you have my attention. It's a terrible idea. Eyeroll-worthy. But for some reason I want to see that.

  • @steamfans
    @steamfans 7 місяців тому +57

    Steamboat Willie was a shameless copy of a Buster Keaton movie that was still in theaters at the time

  • @AvidCat5000
    @AvidCat5000 7 місяців тому +130

    Disney: Nostalgia for an Unnecessary Price

  • @kobuseksteen411
    @kobuseksteen411 7 місяців тому +106

    Remember the only place Disney can't hold your childhood hostage is the high seas. Arrgh!

    • @seameology
      @seameology 7 місяців тому +15

      They got that one covered with their Disneyy cruise ship.

    • @andrewpowers2249
      @andrewpowers2249 7 місяців тому +8

      Thar be pirates...of the Caribbean.

    • @sable2146
      @sable2146 7 місяців тому +5

      can always find them in the bay

    • @littleflower7769
      @littleflower7769 7 місяців тому +1

      Ever heard of Epstein Island? 🤔
      Research itand Biden's Brothers island / Disney Cruise ships 😳

  • @EXRazeBurn
    @EXRazeBurn 2 місяці тому +4

    "And fans are just...okay with this?"
    "Who cares?"
    Perfection.

  • @markh.6687
    @markh.6687 7 місяців тому +123

    Oddly enough, Disney would not hire Walt Disney today. But I'm not the first person to say it.

    • @PyxeledGenesis
      @PyxeledGenesis 7 місяців тому +12

      I mean, that's.. probably a good thing. Modern Disney lacks soul for sure but at least we don't get aggressive racial stereotyping in their movies anymore 😭

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 7 місяців тому +29

      @@PyxeledGenesis Yes we do just by a different name.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@PyxeledGenesis not a good thing at all.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 7 місяців тому

      Do you know who he is?

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament 7 місяців тому +14

      Walt Disney probably would be a bit different in that regard if he lived nowadays instead of then, just as someone like Bob Iger very probably would be on the wrong side if he was the head of Disney way back when Walt was. Big difference is that Walt Disney was actually very creative and surrounded himself with the very creative and talented people and made groundbreaking stuff, while the Disney company nowadays is just soulless trash and buys other successful companies ip’s and stuff and then turn them into 💩.
      Sad but true.

  • @Ozzie2191
    @Ozzie2191 7 місяців тому +75

    That drawn on mustache is a thing of pure beauty. I can only hope it was somehow preserved and sent to the Smithsonian for curating.

  • @grimnar6725
    @grimnar6725 7 місяців тому +102

    Its a special kind of irony that this video came with a sponsored link and pre-roll ad for disney plus.

    • @irvinnorris7041
      @irvinnorris7041 7 місяців тому +10

      Only if you still don't have ad-block! Hahahahaha

    • @bryantaylor1572
      @bryantaylor1572 7 місяців тому

      @@irvinnorris7041 Shh! YT thinks they're blocking those now... Let them believe.

  • @nonbinarygenderqueerhomosa8820
    @nonbinarygenderqueerhomosa8820 7 місяців тому +100

    "How the Death Star is Gay now" LOL

    • @drewtheunspoken3988
      @drewtheunspoken3988 7 місяців тому +7

      It was always gay. It exploded when Luke sent his torpedo through its exhaust port. 😂
      There was also the one-eyed snake in its trash compactor. The signs were always there.

    • @rcdune7132
      @rcdune7132 7 місяців тому +3

      Don't give Disney any ideas please😂

    • @CMGThePerson
      @CMGThePerson Місяць тому

      Just ignore the fact that Disney is massively homophobic and pulls out gay characters rather than shoving them in

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 7 місяців тому +35

    I usually laugh my ass off at these. But as a 30+year Star Wars fan and as a person who got into Marvel starting with the MCU, this video just plain hurts 😅

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 6 місяців тому

      Maybe time you grew up and start following adult things instead.

    • @Kurayamiblack
      @Kurayamiblack 6 місяців тому +3

      @@dhenderson1810 You know, it says alot about you when you jump to the conclusion that I don't do both. You're trying too hard to make me look like I'm damaged when you don't know anything about my life except that I'm over 30 and like a movie series... 😐

    • @jojomuppet1820
      @jojomuppet1820 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Kurayamiblack Just your typical smartass hiding behind a screen too long bet they wouldn't say that to you out in public

  • @Dimensioneer88
    @Dimensioneer88 7 місяців тому +101

    Disney: We're a family ... except for Br'er Rabbit.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 7 місяців тому +2

      According to my local library, that movie is still a very popular checkout item.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 7 місяців тому +4

      Everyone knows about song of the South

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 7 місяців тому +2

      If there isn't a member of your family you'd like to forgot, I'm so sorry you're an orphan

    • @PumpkinPixie1978
      @PumpkinPixie1978 7 місяців тому

      Have you found your laughing place?

    • @dansmith16
      @dansmith16 7 місяців тому

      Still waiting for Song of the South.

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 7 місяців тому +5

    Defunctland made an extensive video series on Walt Disney. For that line on marrying an employee: during the early days of animation, male animators drew the characters while the ones who applied the paints were female. Many animators married those women, including Walt.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 7 місяців тому +22

    Suggestion: Comic book conventions were honest. Comic Con International started out as a small gathering of comic book artists and enthusiasts in a room in the US Grant Hotel. Aspiring comic book authors and artists could display their work and make connections with big comic book publishers..
    Now Comic Con has turned into a huge multimedia, gaming and toy event. There's little room for aspiring comic book authors writers.
    Your parody can be all about Roger Con.

    • @wiandryadiwasistio2062
      @wiandryadiwasistio2062 7 місяців тому +1

      but, but, think of all the cosplayers!
      …tho i agree with how expensive its tickets can be

    • @josiahregalado257
      @josiahregalado257 7 місяців тому

      ​@@wiandryadiwasistio2062Twenty per person over here along with extra charges for the things inside the con itself, not counting food or autographs. People who still buy independent comic books made by some of the vendors seem to be few and far between no and days with people looking to buy merchandise or other such things. But oddly enough over here since the event is much smaller in bigger cities it's mostly people buying stuff from local businesses or props from some people who make stuff from home, which is a small comfort in a fast growing money making system of things.

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 6 місяців тому

      Back then, you didn't have as many nerds who didn't have a life.

  • @GuyIncognito-111
    @GuyIncognito-111 7 місяців тому +14

    Lmao Roger making fun of the Millennial Disney Adults was so true

  • @castertr0y357
    @castertr0y357 7 місяців тому +39

    A 5 season rom-com about how the Death Star is gay now would not surprise me if it was announced.

  • @Mcflirts
    @Mcflirts 7 місяців тому +27

    The Death Star will be the destruction of even the mightiest planets. And it'll look Faaaabulouuuuus

    • @PyxeledGenesis
      @PyxeledGenesis 7 місяців тому +6

      It's going to #slay the galaxy

    • @kyledavis4890
      @kyledavis4890 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm thinking a rainbow colored explosion... perhaps they will also have new z wing fighters...

    • @jonsanborn6849
      @jonsanborn6849 7 місяців тому +2

      Take that you naughty Alderon!

    • @cassiefuchs3657
      @cassiefuchs3657 7 місяців тому

      That might even be so terrible that its good. Also Darth Vader is bisexual and in love with the Death Star.

  • @Jianichie
    @Jianichie 7 місяців тому +6

    Dude went scorched Earth on almost everything and I love it.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 місяців тому +58

    So.. he isn't frozen in a tube somewhere under the Magic Mountain?
    He hath RISEN!

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 7 місяців тому +3

    The funny thing about Steamboat Willie is it isn't really in the public domain because parts of it are still protected Disney trademarks or are part of valid copyrights.
    For example:
    - The name Mickey Mouse.
    - The mouse character design and the whistle he makes at the boat's wheel. (it's used as part of the branding for Disney Animation Studios so it's a trademark.)
    And trademarks last indefinitely as long as the company keeps using it.

  • @dforrest4503
    @dforrest4503 7 місяців тому +13

    I was driving by a new housing development today and I noticed it said “Horton Builders”. Roger was absolutely the first thing that came to mind.

    • @kyledavis4890
      @kyledavis4890 7 місяців тому +2

      A local builder here that shares the same name cut corners on the hurricane regulations when building at least one house here and Ian took it out. Is Horton the new Acme?

  • @again5162
    @again5162 7 місяців тому +7

    2:03 Disney owns 33% of the entertainment market, but the most integral part is the cinema outlets they control distribution

  • @ktm42080
    @ktm42080 7 місяців тому +8

    Please more Disney stuff!! I H8 those creeps! When I was in elementary school, everyone needs to read this, they gathered the entire school together and watched "song of the south" on reel to reel filmstrip. In the early 80's.

  • @SYG_Aegis
    @SYG_Aegis 7 місяців тому +11

    This was awesome, much respect, I know these types of skits are not without risks these days.

  • @rpmahardika6650
    @rpmahardika6650 7 місяців тому +95

    Walt Disney: what have you done?!

    • @craigcampbell8560
      @craigcampbell8560 7 місяців тому +17

      Walt has been rolling in his grave for years over what his company has become.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 7 місяців тому +18

      ​​@@craigcampbell8560I doubt it. Not much has changed over the years in terms of objectives and outcomes. Disney has continued in the trajectory of the course Disney set it on.

    • @johnhardman825
      @johnhardman825 7 місяців тому

      His frozen head is been rolling@@craigcampbell8560

    • @pll3827
      @pll3827 7 місяців тому

      @@daniellamcgee4251 Right. A lot of the things Roger cited happened during Walt Disney's tenure - at 4:30, the Nazi invited was named Leni Riefenstahl.
      The lemming incident mentioned at 4:05 was also during Walt's time - part of the 'White Wilderness' movie, where the film makers pushed dozens of lemmings off a cliff to their deaths.

    • @shockcat5988
      @shockcat5988 7 місяців тому

      It’s the destiny of all empires
      They turn into effeminate Academic civilized perverts, and then are conquered by brutal barbarians.

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 7 місяців тому +3

    You forgot making employees live on your own property in apartments you built and then kicking them out when they get fired

  • @EqualOpportunityDestoroya
    @EqualOpportunityDestoroya 7 місяців тому +11

    Kids screaming their heads for 17 minutes, more like 17 hours.

  • @stephenroot1012
    @stephenroot1012 7 місяців тому +39

    And then Stewie finds himself being remade into a horror film.

    • @markkramer5740
      @markkramer5740 7 місяців тому +3

      To say nothing of what DeviantArt is doing.....

    • @kyledavis4890
      @kyledavis4890 7 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget the slasher video game as well

  • @lovatojonasfan1
    @lovatojonasfan1 7 місяців тому +29

    I took a class on Disney in college and it is disturbing how accurate this is…

    • @princess_ama
      @princess_ama 7 місяців тому +7

      TIL there are college courses about Disney

    • @filmjusticewarrior
      @filmjusticewarrior 7 місяців тому +1

      I did an internship with Disney in college and yes... it is this messed up.

  • @SquirrelNebula
    @SquirrelNebula 7 місяців тому +19

    Getting a Disney+ad after this is peak. 🤣💀

    • @Chameleonred5
      @Chameleonred5 7 місяців тому

      Adblocker exists. I recommend it highly.

  • @guillermodiego819
    @guillermodiego819 7 місяців тому +31

    Well done, Roger. Ruthless as always!

    • @JoseLopez-tk4tq
      @JoseLopez-tk4tq 7 місяців тому +1

      We would expect nothing less of course!

  • @lesstalking3007
    @lesstalking3007 7 місяців тому +46

    And in Japan, the animators get paid maybe $400 a month, which is why they still use 2D animation despite the cost.

    • @Guy-cb1oh
      @Guy-cb1oh 7 місяців тому +4

      2D animation doesn't cost much more than 3D animation.

    • @aragorn1780
      @aragorn1780 7 місяців тому +5

      Then they outsource it to Korea for 200 a month and unlike factory items from China digital content costs nothing to ship 😂

    • @gabrielhersey5546
      @gabrielhersey5546 7 місяців тому +4

      Anime artists in Japan don’t make anything

    • @elplaceholder
      @elplaceholder 8 днів тому

      Thats barely above minimum wage in other countries...

  • @TheFunAndOnly1
    @TheFunAndOnly1 7 місяців тому +20

    *the world's first non-binary water fall* best line

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 7 місяців тому +5

      Yes, it was pretty funny! 😅 🌈 I will have share this with the non-binary people I know. They'll get a kick out of that joke!
      Some companies will do anything for sales. They don't really know, or care about social issues. Some things have become completely ridiculous like that. And the 'Gay Death Star' 😂. Maybe we can all unite in the absurdity of capitalism. From an Alphabet Person.

    • @PyxeledGenesis
      @PyxeledGenesis 7 місяців тому +1

      Even funnier considering not only are all non living beings enby by default, but Elementals exists💀

    • @TheFunAndOnly1
      @TheFunAndOnly1 7 місяців тому +1

      @@PyxeledGenesisOH MY GOD YEAH WATER DOESNT HAVE GENITALS

    • @juimymary9951
      @juimymary9951 7 місяців тому

      Honestly I agree, the way they exploit minorities as critism-shield and cash cows is downright revolting@@daniellamcgee4251

  • @MushrooMilkshake
    @MushrooMilkshake 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm not sure Pepperidge Farm even remembers when Cracked was good anymore

  • @Inpreesme
    @Inpreesme 7 місяців тому +8

    Thank you for letting Roger do what He does best, basically work alone not having to prop up third and fourth string wannabes side kicks.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 7 місяців тому +4

    I originally subscribed to Disney+ just to watch Hamilton. The last time I watched a movie in the channel, they kept interrupting it with ads. One must now pay a little bit more for an ad free subscription. And if you're wanting to buy Hamilton on DVD or Blu Ray, forget it, ain't gonna happen.

  • @JVon999
    @JVon999 7 місяців тому +7

    0:57 I have all of them in an usb SSD and we can watch them unlimited times forever :) on pc, tv, you name it!

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 7 місяців тому +14

    Roger, you outdid yourself on this one. I would love if you made a sequel to this one, but what if you covered Wizards of the Coast? I wouldn't mind if it was magic the Gathering the card game, or even D&D itself.

  • @Treshar
    @Treshar 7 місяців тому +9

    Yikes, Roger gonna get black bagged by Disney for this one.

  • @JP82395
    @JP82395 3 місяці тому +2

    "If you can dream it, you can monetize it."

  • @paulis7319
    @paulis7319 7 місяців тому +14

    If Disney were honest, it wouldn't even be so much as in a history book.

  • @selfiekroos1777
    @selfiekroos1777 7 місяців тому +9

    "The death star is gay now"
    Yes it is 😓

  • @amberlynnroberson1961
    @amberlynnroberson1961 7 місяців тому +14

    Who else got a Disney+ ad right after this video?

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude 7 місяців тому +26

    Artists begging me to stop?
    I don’t let them!
    Labor conditions in my shop?
    I don’t sweat them!

  • @davidlea-smith4747
    @davidlea-smith4747 7 місяців тому +4

    Got an ad for Disney+ just before this.

  • @Cursed_Mark
    @Cursed_Mark 7 місяців тому +5

    That Horton + logo looks familiar, I can't quite put my finger on it...

  • @OP_-pk9hm
    @OP_-pk9hm 7 місяців тому +14

    Disney is a law firm that sometimes makes movie and shows

    • @AdamYJ
      @AdamYJ 7 місяців тому +4

      They’re also a real estate/resort company.

  • @fabioalvesshow
    @fabioalvesshow 7 місяців тому +1

    Star Wars and Marvel don't even get close to the money that Pokémon make, it is the most valuable franchise in the World the second is Hello Kitty, don't believe just Google

  • @yodad4776
    @yodad4776 7 місяців тому +13

    Nothing like getting rogered

  • @warthogA10
    @warthogA10 7 місяців тому

    The "left and right" alike part is so completely true.

  • @Franimus
    @Franimus 7 місяців тому +5

    I feel like this doesn't hit half as hard as it could

  • @grabble7605
    @grabble7605 7 місяців тому +1

    "The World's First Non-Binary Waterfall" would be a *great* name for a glam-punk band.

  • @cowpuddles4851
    @cowpuddles4851 7 місяців тому +5

    What’s wrong with war propaganda? You know who else fought Nazis? Captain America and Indiana Jones. Good company if you ask me.

  • @bhambhole
    @bhambhole 3 місяці тому +1

    Just found this channel and I quite enjoy these videos.

  • @ampecsu
    @ampecsu 7 місяців тому +27

    Are they really gonna poke the mouse??

    • @tristanhallmark2724
      @tristanhallmark2724 7 місяців тому +3

      Right in the eye

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 7 місяців тому +7

      Barbara Streisand effect: sometimes it's better not to respond or you risk bringing more attention to what you're trying to sweep under the rug

  • @lucasmatthiessen1570
    @lucasmatthiessen1570 7 місяців тому +1

    Stewie: what are you gonna do with all the media you’ve bought?
    Rog: simple. Make a bazillion shows and movies on random background characters that are from previous movies or comics and if you don’t watch all of them then you won’t understand the plot of the next one.

  • @nicolassalamanca8051
    @nicolassalamanca8051 7 місяців тому +9

    I got a Disney ad before this

  • @EricRedbear
    @EricRedbear 7 місяців тому +2

    I find it extremely amazing that I got a Disney plus ad for the red panda movie at the end of this video!

  • @mickeymcafee7615
    @mickeymcafee7615 7 місяців тому +29

    All I know is going to Disney has become a trip of the 1%.

  • @SquirtleHK
    @SquirtleHK 7 місяців тому +5

    😂 "How the death star is gay now" I immediately chimed in "no~ the Millenium Falcon's the one who's gay now!" because of the man-hater girl droid whose mind was retconned to be fused into it all along!😅

  • @Bosnian.Spartan
    @Bosnian.Spartan 7 місяців тому +10

    5:48 I thought he was going to shoot him lol

  • @RetroGameSpacko
    @RetroGameSpacko 7 місяців тому +3

    This Stewey has gloves on so he can stay in the vault a little longer.

  • @joshk.6246
    @joshk.6246 7 місяців тому +5

    This is a good way for me share with my family on why I despise Disney.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 7 місяців тому +14

    The Mouse House is now an entertainment monopoly. They've even made one their Fox acquisition princesses a semi-official Disney Princess. Anastasia merch can now be purchased at Disneyland.

  • @arcanondrum6543
    @arcanondrum6543 7 місяців тому +4

    *Outstanding!*
    BTW, one fan who moved into one of the "Roger" planned communities was VERY disillusioned by the false front and disturbing core of the people living there.

    • @charles2703
      @charles2703 7 місяців тому

      I mean, it kinda sounds like you deliberately moved into a Horton Store.

  • @xtremeyoylecake
    @xtremeyoylecake 7 місяців тому +15

    I loved your hortonland video, this is an awesome sequel😂

  • @tigerjackson8328
    @tigerjackson8328 7 місяців тому +24

    Disney wouldn't be so bad if they stop thinking with their pockets first. Nintendo is going the same route with their decisions as well.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 7 місяців тому +2

      Difference is Nintendo doesn't own 1/3rd of all game development studios.
      And plenty of western AAA devs have put out a good number of stinkers in recent years...

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 7 місяців тому

      At least Nintendo isn't full of grewmers.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 7 місяців тому

      'Businesses shouldn't think about money!'
      ...Why? That's why they're businesses.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 7 місяців тому

      @@themonsterunderyourbed9408 *groomers

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 7 місяців тому +1

      And that sweet pride money

  • @tttm99
    @tttm99 7 місяців тому +2

    As a foul mouthed Mickey imitator from way back, let me say this effort was sublime. Out of copyright. Mickey goddamm Mouse. What a time to be alive.

  • @phan-boi8997
    @phan-boi8997 7 місяців тому +8

    "What if Cracked were honest?"...

  • @chaoskampf3095
    @chaoskampf3095 7 місяців тому +4

    But isn't only that version of Stevie public Domain and the modern one is still under copyright law?

  • @yosefdemby8792
    @yosefdemby8792 7 місяців тому +6

    4:29 As a Jew, I firmly deny any accusations of Walt Disney being Anti-Semitic.

  • @mattiacenacchi726
    @mattiacenacchi726 6 днів тому

    I LOVE YOU! literally you give me hope for humanity , thank you so much for your work and for being honest.

  • @JohnD-JohnD
    @JohnD-JohnD 7 місяців тому +11

    He's not wrong.
    Sadly, too many people don't see this happening and still think they are a wholesome family oriented company.
    For more fun, look up ties they have in China.

    • @juimymary9951
      @juimymary9951 7 місяців тому

      They still have those? I thought that they were cutting them...

    • @JohnD-JohnD
      @JohnD-JohnD 7 місяців тому

      @@juimymary9951
      They have a multi-billion dollar park in China.

    • @juimymary9951
      @juimymary9951 7 місяців тому

      ...so much for upholding 'progressive values'@@JohnD-JohnD

  • @reyperry2605
    @reyperry2605 7 місяців тому +2

    Immediately followed by an ad for Loki. YES!

  • @lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286
    @lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286 7 місяців тому +3

    Having just returned from Disney World, this hurts.

  • @sn4rff
    @sn4rff 7 місяців тому +3

    and right after i enjoyed your video, i got to enjoy an advert for disney plus. oh boy!

  • @MrJruta
    @MrJruta 7 місяців тому +5

    This never gets old 😂

  • @killertree7958
    @killertree7958 7 місяців тому +7

    Now Im wondering if half of the hidden donkers in old disney movies were actually put in as an early metaphoric "fudge you" instead of "lets see if we can sneak it in hehehe."

    • @xanderkane9202
      @xanderkane9202 7 місяців тому +1

      What are donkers?

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 7 місяців тому

      ​@@xanderkane9202wangs, schlongs, etc.

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 7 місяців тому

      Like the naked woman in "The Rescuers".

    • @sable2146
      @sable2146 7 місяців тому

      @@xanderkane9202 stare at Steamengine Stewies' shorts for a bit. it's sure to come to you.

  • @nasserineD
    @nasserineD 7 місяців тому +31

    HOLY SHIT.

  • @davidknightx
    @davidknightx 7 місяців тому +3

    The Steamboat Willy Mickey may not be free. Disney purposely uses it as the logo for their animation studio. So in effect, he went from a character to a design logo. Copywrite law is all about preventing you from confusing one brand for another. It was supposed to be about equally protecting the owner and consumer. Imagine if I created my own eBay auction site, but just changed the colors and font a bit. Consumers would be confused which site was which. Disney may have found another loophole to exploit.

  • @joen8529
    @joen8529 7 місяців тому +10

    The idea of “cultural appropriation” is absolutely ridiculous. America is the great melting pot. We come here to share.

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 7 місяців тому +3

      Funny how the people whining about “cultural appropriation” are speaking english

  • @techpriest6962
    @techpriest6962 6 місяців тому +1

    To be fair, if he hadn't died so suddenly we'd be in far more interesting times.
    After all, "The Disney Kingdom" people forget how everything he did was an attempt to make that a reality.
    Closest we got to a real world Rapture.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 5 місяців тому +1

      Man was based. He hated unions because of their communist ties. Which turned out to be true.

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 7 місяців тому +5

    4:00 the what now?

  • @jessed6838
    @jessed6838 7 місяців тому +1

    lmfao, the very first frame with the drawn on mustache. Roger could barely keep a straight face haha