Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html
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@@absurdlyy9009 i can relate smh the only i can openly talk about my problems ia by turning them into jokes so ppl dont believe they just think im dark and funny but im just crying for help
Welcome to the U.S. that’s literally about 80% of the population at least who feels that way. Not downplaying your experience at all but that’s a very common feeling
I can tell he really suffered with that depression. When he said he went through a suicidal period and the audience laughed and he says "I wish that was the joke", I felt that so hard. He's a beacon of hope. Turning his sadness into comedy. Able to see the humour in shituations. I admire that, dude!
Great moral. As someone who works in mental health and is pretty much required to not judge, it's fascinating how many people you come across that turn out to be much nicer than expected.
+Messofanego I was walking to my apartment at around midnight when a fully tattooed(even one on his face) huge mexican dude came walking up to me, full outfit with white tanktop dickys and bald head. He was also over 6foot, I said to myself "well I'm about to get robbed or worse" I mean really starting to freak out.......the guy got to me and asked me if I had seen his puppy..his.....puppy.......he lost his puppy during the day and had been searching for it for hours, I started to think he was trying to get me to follow him or something to rob me or worse then....the guy almost broke down in tears and I actually started to console him, all my prejudices and judgment went out the window and we both looked for about an hour till we found it under a car, little dirty but not hurt. He thanked me a hundred times with tears starting to form in his eyes, and we parted ways. I felt like a huge asshole after, for judging this guy without so much as a single word spoken between us. I assume it was his kids but either way that guy was super nice.
That was transcendental. Steve took me far, far away from the place I am today, some bullshit, burnt out do gooder in a developing country who hasn't loved anyone in a long, long time. I lived in the world he created, I remembered being young; I remembered a lot of things. Thank you for those 14 minutes and 11 seconds, I haven't been able to escape myself like that in a long, long time. I forgot that natural feeling of just...loving people.
Love is the only truth, every thing else is just illusion. Remember that you were engineered for this experience and every one is a work in progress. Sending you love from 90807.
I listened to him as a guest on Ari Shaffir's podcast while at work, and in the intro Ari said that you ( the listeners) would cry. And I thought " I'm at work I can't cry, I won't cry." And goddammit I cried like three times. It was a really good experience and I am seriously thankful for you guys
This has been one of the worst years of my life. I’ve been incredibly low and just generally been in a really horrible place. This came up in my recommendation because when I’m really doing bad I watch comedy shows to help. This one is honestly so sincere and so incredible. Great set, great message, I love this guy.
I love listening to Steve tell a joke/story. Check out his special Remember This. It's so good. It's nostalgia at its finest. I'm just a buddy. No other affiliations, just true enjoyment.
This one was so amazing!! I’ve watched so many of these ‘This is Not Happenings’ but this one actually left me with a full heart and sincere happiness. Good job!! 🙂
If you think you're the only one, let me learn ya something. You're not the only one I promise you that. 😅😂😭😮😇 I cant promise we aren't the only two... But I really, really doubt it. 🔥✌
‘Deep inside we’re just little kids that just want to hang out, love, have some laughs [...] the less you judge, the more you love, and you’ll stop judging yourself and start loving yourself [...]’ - I officially love this human. 😭💙 I wish it was easy for us all to be like this. T^T
Not only was that story great, but your ending message was by far the greatest of this series. No disgusting acts or justifying terrible behavior. Just a funny story with an awesome message at the end. I'm now a fan.
When you become a source of happiness for other people, they are drawn to you. You are a gentle soul in a vicious job. God bless. And dude, I like your shoes.
What a great video! I’m a Christian and I feel I like God helps me with seemingly small things like that too and then they end up being big things that make me wanna keep living.
The art of storytelling is exemplified so well and in such an authentic and charismatic way. I respect that you can do what you do in front of all of us, and tell some personal stories we can all connect with or relate to on some level. Thank you for making me feel better about my Peter Pan self that I have always admired within me even when society is so quick to push all of us to grow up and mature, usually in not the healthiest of ways. I was born in Croatia and can relate about the observation of adults as a child and how their behaviors and words were confusing and incongruent at times. Thank you for speaking from the heart and warming my heart
This is by far my favorite so far. I've been binging on episodes for two days. There are a lot o great ones. This one gets you right in the feels. Steve is like my favorite cousin if I had one.
Binge watching these videos in random order is amazing cause you’ll go from “so I used to work at Golden Corral” to “stop judging each other and start loving each other so you can love yourself” and then right back to “here’s the time I had shrooms and thought I was changing race”
Best thing I've seen in along, long time.. This touched my soul and I'm just in tears. Thank you for sharing this hilarious, BEAUTIFUL moment and lesson with us.
This was the first time seeing this cat and his set was amazing! When you can talk about dark moments in your life and have a message that makes the crowd laugh is an extraordinary talent. I respect dudes like this for real! ko
Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html
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@Emanuel Muhammad Instablaster :)
-"Then suicidal."
-Audience laughs.
-"I wish that was a joke."
Big mood
@@absurdlyy9009 i can relate smh the only i can openly talk about my problems ia by turning them into jokes so ppl dont believe they just think im dark and funny but im just crying for help
@@NilemagCT thanks brother but it isn't that that holds me back.....some things shouldn't be said out loud 😕😕
Welcome to the U.S. that’s literally about 80% of the population at least who feels that way. Not downplaying your experience at all but that’s a very common feeling
Aw
This TED talk was great.
Brent Allen lol that comment made me laugh harder than his act.
Im the 300th like
Blue Allen funny and inspiring, didn't see that coming lawls
Bro I was laughing so hard at this
Fr tho
takes a big man to tell that type story in this venue. hats off
I see what you did there 😆
Facts
I can tell he really suffered with that depression. When he said he went through a suicidal period and the audience laughed and he says "I wish that was the joke", I felt that so hard. He's a beacon of hope. Turning his sadness into comedy. Able to see the humour in shituations. I admire that, dude!
Shituations nice
wow this dude is sincere. I love it
D'andre Chesterfield 300th like and 1st reply
Ikr
@@The_Talking_Grill over 900 now, and just 3 replies. The average is 300 likes to a comment.
Support your comics people!
I could feel how genuine this guy was.
He's like a real life Stuart Smalley
Great moral. As someone who works in mental health and is pretty much required to not judge, it's fascinating how many people you come across that turn out to be much nicer than expected.
+Messofanego I was walking to my apartment at around midnight when a fully tattooed(even one on his face) huge mexican dude came walking up to me, full outfit with white tanktop dickys and bald head. He was also over 6foot, I said to myself "well I'm about to get robbed or worse" I mean really starting to freak out.......the guy got to me and asked me if I had seen his puppy..his.....puppy.......he lost his puppy during the day and had been searching for it for hours, I started to think he was trying to get me to follow him or something to rob me or worse then....the guy almost broke down in tears and I actually started to console him, all my prejudices and judgment went out the window and we both looked for about an hour till we found it under a car, little dirty but not hurt. He thanked me a hundred times with tears starting to form in his eyes, and we parted ways. I felt like a huge asshole after, for judging this guy without so much as a single word spoken between us. I assume it was his kids but either way that guy was super nice.
Chrono105 Aww, cute story :D
LazyStatic everyone needs love. Everyone. And sometimes a puppy is the only one who will love you. ... that's why i work at an animal shelter.
Steven Seagull just saying you work at an animal shelter because of the puppy love, makes me automatically love you!
@@Darkmatter105 if they're nicer then you expected it means you judged them #noneofmybuisness
That was transcendental. Steve took me far, far away from the place I am today, some bullshit, burnt out do gooder in a developing country who hasn't loved anyone in a long, long time. I lived in the world he created, I remembered being young; I remembered a lot of things. Thank you for those 14 minutes and 11 seconds, I haven't been able to escape myself like that in a long, long time. I forgot that natural feeling of just...loving people.
+atownlefttrain To many of us these days. Its easy to forget good people are still all around us.
atownlefttrain God Bless you!
U do mushrooms while u watched this or what
Wow.
Love is the only truth, every thing else is just illusion. Remember that you were engineered for this experience and every one is a work in progress. Sending you love from 90807.
Holy crap. That's one of the most uplifting things I have EVER heard. New fan Steve.
TheDamocles74 exactly!
The girl behind him looks like she's in love. Hell I don't blame her. That was some kind of set.
nah thats just her face and body's muscle memory to being front row at a titty bar.
Your sentiment’s really sweet, but I honestly think she’s just wasted.
theres like 7 women tf
i once met a wasted girl outside my first delivery restaurant and she wanted to marry me lol
@@jacklandismusic
i know right? all the girls behind him were in love. the look of love. seriously.
I listened to him as a guest on Ari Shaffir's podcast while at work, and in the intro Ari said that you ( the listeners) would cry. And I thought " I'm at work I can't cry, I won't cry." And goddammit I cried like three times. It was a really good experience and I am seriously thankful for you guys
Ryan Ruzicka can you find out which one that was, or what to search?
Whoa, didn't expect it to pop off like that.
Steve Simeone, huh? alright. I'll remember the name.
What The
Same.
💜 same
One of those things that seems obvious but that people could always use a reminder on.
Facts
this dude KNOWS
true. he knows.
A Paust can you put it in your own words?
“I can talk to him like one of my nephews” 😂🤣
Shit man I expected a comic and I got a fucking life lesson my god
Wow, he's an amazing storyteller!
Steve Simeone is a good dude. Go see him live! He'll have you in tears.
This has been one of the worst years of my life. I’ve been incredibly low and just generally been in a really horrible place. This came up in my recommendation because when I’m really doing bad I watch comedy shows to help. This one is honestly so sincere and so incredible. Great set, great message, I love this guy.
Goddammit, I came here to laugh, not feel! ;_;
I did both
Don't bee scurred
I'm more than okay with doing both
The message in this story was great.
Holy crap! The feels! Nice job!
6 years and this stand up is as valid as the day it aired. ✌🏽❤️
it was like a TED talk
stop judging starting loving.... great message
I’ve spent the last 3 years of my life wanting to be a stand up comedian and this guy really gave me hope
How you doing 3 years later?
I was not the only person moved by this. Loved it.
I like him. He doesn’t just make me laugh, his stories make me smile and feel good inside.
This is one of the sweetest stories I've ever heard, and I totally needed to see this. ❤️😂
cant hate on that. good story
An uplifting story.
That's a nice change of pace.
Thanks man.
This definitely should be shown to a lot of people, this changed me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Boy has this aged well!! Division is far worse than 6 years ago. Well done sir🙏
i didn’t realize how much i needed to hear this man, bravo Steve, you rock
8:49 the audience girl to the right of him is the greatest audience member of all time. I stare at her in every video she's in haha. She's BLITZED!
I'm just gonna assume that the four down votes all involved individuals who did not wait until the end of the video.
Or the four guys it was about. XD
Jaday nah I’m pretty sure they liked it too
They were the audiences members that were looking at his back for 15 minutes
This is the BEST story I've heard so far!!!! I loved his message!!
Definitely get Steve back for next season
What an amazingly funny story and a sweet message! Props to this guy
I'm not religious at all but God bless the last statement of this. Laughter cures all
Steve is a friend of mine and is one of the most positive people I know in California.
Uplifting and hilarious and unforgettable. Thank you, we all need this
I love listening to Steve tell a joke/story. Check out his special Remember This. It's so good. It's nostalgia at its finest.
I'm just a buddy. No other affiliations, just true enjoyment.
This one was so amazing!! I’ve watched so many of these ‘This is Not Happenings’ but this one actually left me with a full heart and sincere happiness. Good job!! 🙂
This was unexpectedly deep af & now I'm high crying 😭
If you think you're the only one, let me learn ya something. You're not the only one I promise you that. 😅😂😭😮😇 I cant promise we aren't the only two... But I really, really doubt it. 🔥✌
I was not expecting this warm and wholesome ending. It’s a good surprise, though.
this guy is so optimistic and nice to listen to
"the less you judge and the more you love, you'll stop judging yourself and you'll start loving yourself".....ooOOooOOoo i was NOT ready for that!
Great performance! This guy was awesome!
If you’re a comedian reading this, thank you so much for everything you do. One of the most under appreciated groups of people I’ve ever seen
‘Deep inside we’re just little kids that just want to hang out, love, have some laughs [...] the less you judge, the more you love, and you’ll stop judging yourself and start loving yourself [...]’ - I officially love this human. 😭💙
I wish it was easy for us all to be like this. T^T
Steve, that was absolutely incredible. You're amazing.
This guy is just so respectable and he’s super funny
Wow...Swear to God this made me cry. Very uplifting.
I’ve had the most stressful day and watching this made me look at life differently. This guy is great
Not only was that story great, but your ending message was by far the greatest of this series. No disgusting acts or justifying terrible behavior. Just a funny story with an awesome message at the end. I'm now a fan.
When you become a source of happiness for other people, they are drawn to you. You are a gentle soul in a vicious job. God bless. And dude, I like your shoes.
This was surprisingly profound and sincere for this show, great segment.
Definitely the best This Is Not Happening. Thank you.
First time a plugged podcast got me to go look it up. This guy is wholesome
What a great video! I’m a Christian and I feel I like God helps me with seemingly small things like that too and then they end up being big things that make me wanna keep living.
The art of storytelling is exemplified so well and in such an authentic and charismatic way. I respect that you can do what you do in front of all of us, and tell some personal stories we can all connect with or relate to on some level. Thank you for making me feel better about my Peter Pan self that I have always admired within me even when society is so quick to push all of us to grow up and mature, usually in not the healthiest of ways. I was born in Croatia and can relate about the observation of adults as a child and how their behaviors and words were confusing and incongruent at times. Thank you for speaking from the heart and warming my heart
I’ve watched this before, but I needed to hear this again today
this is my favorite one that i have seen. amazing. i love the message.
The world need this man
I think this may be my favourite ever TINH.
Steve Simone is such a beautiful soul.
I’ve rewatched this so many times. The message and laughs happen every time. Love him. Love his message.
Go Steve Simeone!!! And that was 3 years ago.
This is by far my favorite so far.
I've been binging on episodes for two days.
There are a lot o great ones.
This one gets you right in the feels.
Steve is like my favorite cousin if I had one.
This guy should have his own show, very positive
Binge watching these videos in random order is amazing cause you’ll go from “so I used to work at Golden Corral” to “stop judging each other and start loving each other so you can love yourself” and then right back to “here’s the time I had shrooms and thought I was changing race”
Wasn't sure about this guy but wow what a great story. Wish people were smart enough to encompass this into their own life.
Only regret is that it took three years for me to stumble across this. Thank you Steve, that was beautiful
Deserves more views
I fucking love Simeone. Such an underrated comic!
Funny! Word! Preach! So much feels in this act.
this guy made me smile
There are people that love you. Don't let em down.
I think this may be my favorite "Not Happening". And that's saying something.
MyGod!!!
I’ve been feeling real down and I needed a laugh!! I did not expect such a wholesome story!!
FREAKING THANK YOU!!! ಥUಥ
Hey, I feel ya. Hope you are feeling a little better. 💖
Great story, delivery, and set. Steve Simeone is doing everything right.
Omg this guy is SSSOOO much more than just a comedian
I didn't expect this to be heartwarming. New fan.
This is intensely relatable and also still funny. This guy needs a Netflix special too.
That was great. The message at the end hits you right in the feels but with good laughs along the way. I really like this guy
One of those feel good comics like joey diaz
Two very different styles of comedian, but you’re right. Joey’s always got some kind of a positive, life affirming message behind his jokes.
This gets me anxiety and relief at the same time
“I’m just trying to bring joy in the world for 15 dollars” LMFAOOOO SOO GOOD😂😂😂😂
Best thing I've seen in along, long time.. This touched my soul and I'm just in tears. Thank you for sharing this hilarious, BEAUTIFUL moment and lesson with us.
This has to be one of the best endings to a comedy show. Definitely brought some joy and hope into my life man. Keep up the good work.
Man, this dude is exactly what the world needs right now....6 years on from this episodes it's worse than ever out there.
"This is not happening" is sometimes how I end my day. You guys are awesome. Keep it up. I especially love Steve Simeone's stories.
Not gonna lie, his last message got to me. Real shit mate!
#OnlyGodCanJudge!
What a great message and story.
This was the first time seeing this cat and his set was amazing! When you can talk about dark moments in your life and have a message that makes the crowd laugh is an extraordinary talent. I respect dudes like this for real! ko
Wow, that was the most positive story ever told on this show! Haha great stuff
It's good to see that Carlos Mencia is getting his life back together.
Oz9 this got me man hahaha thanks for that
no he isn't and no it wouldn't be
Powerful Steve Simeone! you got a new podcast subscriber right here!
Brilliant stuff ❤
Love you Steve
Must... Hold... Back.. Tears.... Great job Steve. More please.