Steve Simeone - The Voice of God - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +38

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html

    • @babd843
      @babd843 5 років тому +1

      I'm sorry to to to

    • @emanuelmuhammad6563
      @emanuelmuhammad6563 3 роки тому

      I dont mean to be so off topic but does anyone know a tool to log back into an instagram account??
      I somehow forgot the account password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me

    • @alonzojonathan2553
      @alonzojonathan2553 3 роки тому

      @Emanuel Muhammad Instablaster :)

  • @delicatelypsychicflower5103
    @delicatelypsychicflower5103 5 років тому +1116

    -"Then suicidal."
    -Audience laughs.
    -"I wish that was a joke."

    • @absurdlyy9009
      @absurdlyy9009 5 років тому +13

      Big mood

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 5 років тому +19

      @@absurdlyy9009 i can relate smh the only i can openly talk about my problems ia by turning them into jokes so ppl dont believe they just think im dark and funny but im just crying for help

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 5 років тому +2

      @@NilemagCT thanks brother but it isn't that that holds me back.....some things shouldn't be said out loud 😕😕

    • @hautriedit9421
      @hautriedit9421 5 років тому +3

      Welcome to the U.S. that’s literally about 80% of the population at least who feels that way. Not downplaying your experience at all but that’s a very common feeling

    • @lollic307
      @lollic307 4 роки тому +1

      Aw

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen 8 років тому +3496

    This TED talk was great.

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 7 років тому +54

      Brent Allen lol that comment made me laugh harder than his act.

    • @malachihagan2849
      @malachihagan2849 7 років тому +5

      Im the 300th like

    • @morsecodereviews1553
      @morsecodereviews1553 6 років тому +7

      Blue Allen funny and inspiring, didn't see that coming lawls

    • @melsoro7311
      @melsoro7311 6 років тому +6

      Bro I was laughing so hard at this

    • @harpersmith1400
      @harpersmith1400 5 років тому

      Fr tho

  • @randalltylercahoon120
    @randalltylercahoon120 8 років тому +924

    takes a big man to tell that type story in this venue. hats off

  • @jessradcliffe1160
    @jessradcliffe1160 3 роки тому +70

    I can tell he really suffered with that depression. When he said he went through a suicidal period and the audience laughed and he says "I wish that was the joke", I felt that so hard. He's a beacon of hope. Turning his sadness into comedy. Able to see the humour in shituations. I admire that, dude!

  • @dandrechesterfield5411
    @dandrechesterfield5411 8 років тому +1839

    wow this dude is sincere. I love it

    • @The_Talking_Grill
      @The_Talking_Grill 6 років тому +1

      D'andre Chesterfield 300th like and 1st reply

    • @harpersmith1400
      @harpersmith1400 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @hugoarcada
      @hugoarcada 5 років тому

      @@The_Talking_Grill over 900 now, and just 3 replies. The average is 300 likes to a comment.
      Support your comics people!

    • @mustangjackie78
      @mustangjackie78 5 років тому +2

      I could feel how genuine this guy was.

    • @mscir
      @mscir 4 роки тому +1

      He's like a real life Stuart Smalley

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS 8 років тому +630

    Great moral. As someone who works in mental health and is pretty much required to not judge, it's fascinating how many people you come across that turn out to be much nicer than expected.

    • @Darkmatter105
      @Darkmatter105 8 років тому +69

      +Messofanego I was walking to my apartment at around midnight when a fully tattooed(even one on his face) huge mexican dude came walking up to me, full outfit with white tanktop dickys and bald head. He was also over 6foot, I said to myself "well I'm about to get robbed or worse" I mean really starting to freak out.......the guy got to me and asked me if I had seen his puppy..his.....puppy.......he lost his puppy during the day and had been searching for it for hours, I started to think he was trying to get me to follow him or something to rob me or worse then....the guy almost broke down in tears and I actually started to console him, all my prejudices and judgment went out the window and we both looked for about an hour till we found it under a car, little dirty but not hurt. He thanked me a hundred times with tears starting to form in his eyes, and we parted ways. I felt like a huge asshole after, for judging this guy without so much as a single word spoken between us. I assume it was his kids but either way that guy was super nice.

    • @moeezS
      @moeezS 8 років тому +8

      Chrono105 Aww, cute story :D

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 6 років тому +13

      LazyStatic everyone needs love. Everyone. And sometimes a puppy is the only one who will love you. ... that's why i work at an animal shelter.

    • @foxibot
      @foxibot 6 років тому +5

      Steven Seagull just saying you work at an animal shelter because of the puppy love, makes me automatically love you!

    • @ItzBaneful
      @ItzBaneful 6 років тому +3

      @@Darkmatter105 if they're nicer then you expected it means you judged them #noneofmybuisness

  • @atownlefttrain
    @atownlefttrain 8 років тому +497

    That was transcendental. Steve took me far, far away from the place I am today, some bullshit, burnt out do gooder in a developing country who hasn't loved anyone in a long, long time. I lived in the world he created, I remembered being young; I remembered a lot of things. Thank you for those 14 minutes and 11 seconds, I haven't been able to escape myself like that in a long, long time. I forgot that natural feeling of just...loving people.

    • @Darkmatter105
      @Darkmatter105 8 років тому +19

      +atownlefttrain To many of us these days. Its easy to forget good people are still all around us.

    • @brucesabatoni6823
      @brucesabatoni6823 6 років тому +5

      atownlefttrain God Bless you!

    • @platypus8074
      @platypus8074 6 років тому +9

      U do mushrooms while u watched this or what

    • @cp-lk5ye
      @cp-lk5ye 4 роки тому

      Wow.

    • @croatiansensation6062
      @croatiansensation6062 2 роки тому

      Love is the only truth, every thing else is just illusion. Remember that you were engineered for this experience and every one is a work in progress. Sending you love from 90807.

  • @TheDamocles74
    @TheDamocles74 8 років тому +321

    Holy crap. That's one of the most uplifting things I have EVER heard. New fan Steve.

  • @embe1
    @embe1 8 років тому +565

    The girl behind him looks like she's in love. Hell I don't blame her. That was some kind of set.

    • @TheSeeohhdee
      @TheSeeohhdee 6 років тому +16

      nah thats just her face and body's muscle memory to being front row at a titty bar.

    • @jacklandismusic
      @jacklandismusic 5 років тому +23

      Your sentiment’s really sweet, but I honestly think she’s just wasted.

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 років тому +9

      theres like 7 women tf

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 років тому +4

      i once met a wasted girl outside my first delivery restaurant and she wanted to marry me lol
      @@jacklandismusic

    • @sonquatsch8585
      @sonquatsch8585 5 років тому +1

      i know right? all the girls behind him were in love. the look of love. seriously.

  • @ryanruzicka6944
    @ryanruzicka6944 8 років тому +103

    I listened to him as a guest on Ari Shaffir's podcast while at work, and in the intro Ari said that you ( the listeners) would cry. And I thought " I'm at work I can't cry, I won't cry." And goddammit I cried like three times. It was a really good experience and I am seriously thankful for you guys

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 6 років тому +4

      Ryan Ruzicka can you find out which one that was, or what to search?

  • @whatthe5954
    @whatthe5954 7 років тому +160

    Whoa, didn't expect it to pop off like that.
    Steve Simeone, huh? alright. I'll remember the name.

  • @Rebazar
    @Rebazar 8 років тому +218

    One of those things that seems obvious but that people could always use a reminder on.

  • @ameanbean13
    @ameanbean13 8 років тому +96

    this dude KNOWS

    • @EnjoyerofYoutube
      @EnjoyerofYoutube 8 років тому +1

      true. he knows.

    • @00xyq
      @00xyq 6 років тому

      A Paust can you put it in your own words?

  • @legolas76524
    @legolas76524 6 років тому +65

    “I can talk to him like one of my nephews” 😂🤣

  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 8 років тому +41

    Shit man I expected a comic and I got a fucking life lesson my god

  • @danielkurtz688
    @danielkurtz688 8 років тому +102

    Wow, he's an amazing storyteller!

  • @doctordeath7914
    @doctordeath7914 8 років тому +29

    Steve Simeone is a good dude. Go see him live! He'll have you in tears.

  • @eveyaspaas3667
    @eveyaspaas3667 2 роки тому +7

    This has been one of the worst years of my life. I’ve been incredibly low and just generally been in a really horrible place. This came up in my recommendation because when I’m really doing bad I watch comedy shows to help. This one is honestly so sincere and so incredible. Great set, great message, I love this guy.

  • @ajeje1996
    @ajeje1996 8 років тому +677

    Goddammit, I came here to laugh, not feel! ;_;

  • @zackkirby7449
    @zackkirby7449 8 років тому +62

    The message in this story was great.

  • @MrCGChief
    @MrCGChief 8 років тому +158

    Holy crap! The feels! Nice job!

  • @popdistributions3630
    @popdistributions3630 2 роки тому +10

    6 years and this stand up is as valid as the day it aired. ✌🏽❤️

  • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
    @AshishGupta-ql9lq 8 років тому +105

    it was like a TED talk

  • @z.j.5941
    @z.j.5941 8 років тому +28

    stop judging starting loving.... great message

  • @kirstenhamill7080
    @kirstenhamill7080 6 років тому +18

    I’ve spent the last 3 years of my life wanting to be a stand up comedian and this guy really gave me hope

    • @ATF-
      @ATF- 2 роки тому +1

      How you doing 3 years later?

  • @micmasters801
    @micmasters801 8 років тому +40

    I was not the only person moved by this. Loved it.

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv 4 роки тому +8

    I like him. He doesn’t just make me laugh, his stories make me smile and feel good inside.

  • @connectivitytissues1429
    @connectivitytissues1429 5 років тому +21

    This is one of the sweetest stories I've ever heard, and I totally needed to see this. ❤️😂

  • @klebeau4
    @klebeau4 8 років тому +172

    cant hate on that. good story

  • @JWMCMLXXX
    @JWMCMLXXX 8 років тому +424

    An uplifting story.
    That's a nice change of pace.
    Thanks man.

  • @jacksonschultz6863
    @jacksonschultz6863 8 років тому +66

    This definitely should be shown to a lot of people, this changed me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @kitty10141
    @kitty10141 2 роки тому +2

    Boy has this aged well!! Division is far worse than 6 years ago. Well done sir🙏

  • @PvtPyle-tj6xx
    @PvtPyle-tj6xx 2 роки тому +1

    i didn’t realize how much i needed to hear this man, bravo Steve, you rock

  • @LonerFez69
    @LonerFez69 6 років тому +61

    8:49 the audience girl to the right of him is the greatest audience member of all time. I stare at her in every video she's in haha. She's BLITZED!

  • @brandtcampbell3610
    @brandtcampbell3610 8 років тому +244

    I'm just gonna assume that the four down votes all involved individuals who did not wait until the end of the video.

    • @jaday8873
      @jaday8873 6 років тому +2

      Or the four guys it was about. XD

    • @MitchisaTurtle
      @MitchisaTurtle 5 років тому +5

      Jaday nah I’m pretty sure they liked it too

    • @GarrettChance
      @GarrettChance 5 років тому

      They were the audiences members that were looking at his back for 15 minutes

  • @ninasharifi5829
    @ninasharifi5829 8 років тому +12

    This is the BEST story I've heard so far!!!! I loved his message!!

  • @freddymeisner
    @freddymeisner 8 років тому +41

    Definitely get Steve back for next season

  • @samedmonds5090
    @samedmonds5090 8 років тому +25

    What an amazingly funny story and a sweet message! Props to this guy

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 8 років тому +1

    I'm not religious at all but God bless the last statement of this. Laughter cures all

  • @garywoneal1000
    @garywoneal1000 7 років тому +1

    Steve is a friend of mine and is one of the most positive people I know in California.

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 7 років тому +6

    Uplifting and hilarious and unforgettable. Thank you, we all need this

  • @michaelrutledge619
    @michaelrutledge619 8 років тому +12

    I love listening to Steve tell a joke/story. Check out his special Remember This. It's so good. It's nostalgia at its finest.
    I'm just a buddy. No other affiliations, just true enjoyment.

  • @sarahpurugganan126
    @sarahpurugganan126 6 років тому +7

    This one was so amazing!! I’ve watched so many of these ‘This is Not Happenings’ but this one actually left me with a full heart and sincere happiness. Good job!! 🙂

  • @post921
    @post921 6 років тому +11

    This was unexpectedly deep af & now I'm high crying 😭

    • @richardwaller4223
      @richardwaller4223 4 роки тому +1

      If you think you're the only one, let me learn ya something. You're not the only one I promise you that. 😅😂😭😮😇 I cant promise we aren't the only two... But I really, really doubt it. 🔥✌

  • @jessicagalvin4598
    @jessicagalvin4598 5 років тому +1

    I was not expecting this warm and wholesome ending. It’s a good surprise, though.

  • @lesliemeier3843
    @lesliemeier3843 7 років тому +1

    this guy is so optimistic and nice to listen to

  • @shortstuf804
    @shortstuf804 5 років тому +1

    "the less you judge and the more you love, you'll stop judging yourself and you'll start loving yourself".....ooOOooOOoo i was NOT ready for that!

  • @Tigerlily01717
    @Tigerlily01717 8 років тому +13

    Great performance! This guy was awesome!

  • @frankwest4057
    @frankwest4057 3 роки тому

    If you’re a comedian reading this, thank you so much for everything you do. One of the most under appreciated groups of people I’ve ever seen

  • @humixmusic4lyf
    @humixmusic4lyf 5 років тому +3

    ‘Deep inside we’re just little kids that just want to hang out, love, have some laughs [...] the less you judge, the more you love, and you’ll stop judging yourself and start loving yourself [...]’ - I officially love this human. 😭💙
    I wish it was easy for us all to be like this. T^T

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 6 років тому +9

    Steve, that was absolutely incredible. You're amazing.

  • @teerex5626
    @teerex5626 7 років тому +1

    This guy is just so respectable and he’s super funny

  • @Migraineboy420ganjajoe
    @Migraineboy420ganjajoe 8 років тому +4

    Wow...Swear to God this made me cry. Very uplifting.

  • @hughlee7107
    @hughlee7107 5 років тому +2

    I’ve had the most stressful day and watching this made me look at life differently. This guy is great

  • @guesswho22peekaboo
    @guesswho22peekaboo 6 років тому

    Not only was that story great, but your ending message was by far the greatest of this series. No disgusting acts or justifying terrible behavior. Just a funny story with an awesome message at the end. I'm now a fan.

  • @tnbella7
    @tnbella7 4 роки тому

    When you become a source of happiness for other people, they are drawn to you. You are a gentle soul in a vicious job. God bless. And dude, I like your shoes.

  • @17palmtree
    @17palmtree 2 роки тому +1

    This was surprisingly profound and sincere for this show, great segment.

  • @jackday420
    @jackday420 8 років тому +2

    Definitely the best This Is Not Happening. Thank you.

  • @BossHoggBroDog
    @BossHoggBroDog 5 років тому +1

    First time a plugged podcast got me to go look it up. This guy is wholesome

  • @9622paige
    @9622paige 3 роки тому +1

    What a great video! I’m a Christian and I feel I like God helps me with seemingly small things like that too and then they end up being big things that make me wanna keep living.

  • @croatiansensation6062
    @croatiansensation6062 2 роки тому +1

    The art of storytelling is exemplified so well and in such an authentic and charismatic way. I respect that you can do what you do in front of all of us, and tell some personal stories we can all connect with or relate to on some level. Thank you for making me feel better about my Peter Pan self that I have always admired within me even when society is so quick to push all of us to grow up and mature, usually in not the healthiest of ways. I was born in Croatia and can relate about the observation of adults as a child and how their behaviors and words were confusing and incongruent at times. Thank you for speaking from the heart and warming my heart

  • @NewAgeSigma
    @NewAgeSigma 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve watched this before, but I needed to hear this again today

  • @missp348
    @missp348 8 років тому +23

    this is my favorite one that i have seen. amazing. i love the message.

  • @GreatValueChocolateMilk
    @GreatValueChocolateMilk 5 років тому +1

    The world need this man

  • @johnnypatrickhaus890
    @johnnypatrickhaus890 5 років тому +2

    I think this may be my favourite ever TINH.
    Steve Simone is such a beautiful soul.

  • @dominique3949
    @dominique3949 5 років тому +1

    I’ve rewatched this so many times. The message and laughs happen every time. Love him. Love his message.

  • @kennethtrayer5565
    @kennethtrayer5565 5 років тому +1

    Go Steve Simeone!!! And that was 3 years ago.

  • @anthonybutchelli
    @anthonybutchelli 7 років тому

    This is by far my favorite so far.
    I've been binging on episodes for two days.
    There are a lot o great ones.
    This one gets you right in the feels.
    Steve is like my favorite cousin if I had one.

  • @snaker9er
    @snaker9er 8 років тому +1

    This guy should have his own show, very positive

  • @Mikeological
    @Mikeological 2 роки тому +1

    Binge watching these videos in random order is amazing cause you’ll go from “so I used to work at Golden Corral” to “stop judging each other and start loving each other so you can love yourself” and then right back to “here’s the time I had shrooms and thought I was changing race”

  • @jasont1303
    @jasont1303 6 років тому +1

    Wasn't sure about this guy but wow what a great story. Wish people were smart enough to encompass this into their own life.

  • @collamore
    @collamore 5 років тому

    Only regret is that it took three years for me to stumble across this. Thank you Steve, that was beautiful

  • @Godlymike
    @Godlymike 8 років тому +88

    Deserves more views

  • @percussionpunisher8694
    @percussionpunisher8694 5 років тому +1

    I fucking love Simeone. Such an underrated comic!

  • @noycua1088
    @noycua1088 8 років тому +1

    Funny! Word! Preach! So much feels in this act.

  • @DuckmansRevenge
    @DuckmansRevenge 8 років тому +12

    this guy made me smile

  • @letsfindsomepeace9207
    @letsfindsomepeace9207 5 років тому +3

    There are people that love you. Don't let em down.

  • @raf_boy
    @raf_boy 8 років тому +3

    I think this may be my favorite "Not Happening". And that's saying something.

  • @blorpa
    @blorpa 6 років тому +4

    MyGod!!!
    I’ve been feeling real down and I needed a laugh!! I did not expect such a wholesome story!!
    FREAKING THANK YOU!!! ಥUಥ

    • @taramartin6177
      @taramartin6177 5 років тому

      Hey, I feel ya. Hope you are feeling a little better. 💖

  • @evilcam
    @evilcam 8 років тому

    Great story, delivery, and set. Steve Simeone is doing everything right.

  • @sohinikundu9970
    @sohinikundu9970 5 років тому +1

    Omg this guy is SSSOOO much more than just a comedian

  • @gambadade1504
    @gambadade1504 7 років тому +1

    I didn't expect this to be heartwarming. New fan.

  • @gentleeyes
    @gentleeyes 3 роки тому

    This is intensely relatable and also still funny. This guy needs a Netflix special too.

  • @zach_in_space5150
    @zach_in_space5150 6 років тому

    That was great. The message at the end hits you right in the feels but with good laughs along the way. I really like this guy

  • @NoSpace4Bass
    @NoSpace4Bass 8 років тому +53

    One of those feel good comics like joey diaz

    • @Bruceybaby2009
      @Bruceybaby2009 5 років тому +4

      Two very different styles of comedian, but you’re right. Joey’s always got some kind of a positive, life affirming message behind his jokes.

  • @cosmicverse9049
    @cosmicverse9049 5 років тому +1

    This gets me anxiety and relief at the same time

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 роки тому +1

    “I’m just trying to bring joy in the world for 15 dollars” LMFAOOOO SOO GOOD😂😂😂😂

  • @jenncece5858
    @jenncece5858 3 роки тому

    Best thing I've seen in along, long time.. This touched my soul and I'm just in tears. Thank you for sharing this hilarious, BEAUTIFUL moment and lesson with us.

  • @danielmead9098
    @danielmead9098 6 років тому

    This has to be one of the best endings to a comedy show. Definitely brought some joy and hope into my life man. Keep up the good work.

  • @DemocracyManifest
    @DemocracyManifest Рік тому +1

    Man, this dude is exactly what the world needs right now....6 years on from this episodes it's worse than ever out there.

  • @Pepper_Jack33
    @Pepper_Jack33 5 років тому

    "This is not happening" is sometimes how I end my day. You guys are awesome. Keep it up. I especially love Steve Simeone's stories.

  • @smallfry9228
    @smallfry9228 4 роки тому +1

    Not gonna lie, his last message got to me. Real shit mate!
    #OnlyGodCanJudge!

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 5 років тому +1

    What a great message and story.

  • @wizehassan
    @wizehassan 8 років тому

    This was the first time seeing this cat and his set was amazing! When you can talk about dark moments in your life and have a message that makes the crowd laugh is an extraordinary talent. I respect dudes like this for real! ko

  • @jerrryjames
    @jerrryjames 7 років тому +1

    Wow, that was the most positive story ever told on this show! Haha great stuff

  • @oz9213
    @oz9213 8 років тому +147

    It's good to see that Carlos Mencia is getting his life back together.

  • @someguyuknow214
    @someguyuknow214 8 років тому +6

    Powerful Steve Simeone! you got a new podcast subscriber right here!

  • @mattresbert
    @mattresbert 9 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant stuff ❤
    Love you Steve

  • @abcdefghijklmnop2492
    @abcdefghijklmnop2492 8 років тому +1

    Must... Hold... Back.. Tears.... Great job Steve. More please.