Excerpt from "You're Going Down With Me" off Doug Stanhope's new special, Discount Meat. Full tracks available now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast
I have always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a movement [Libertarians] in the US that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough. Christopher Hitchens
@@miller-joel it's called a suit. back in the lost world, we used to identify that type and pattern of suit as 'USED CAR SALESMAN" Obviously perfect for Doug
the return of the master..... No one (currently living) has been as funny and poignant as Stanhope for as long as Stanhope. Thanks for the decades of thought provoking laughter Doug.... may you rest easy when you are ready!
Doug and Ellen DeGeneres need to be in a buddy cop movie. He’s the lazy Sheriff of a small town. She’s the FBI agent from a black helicopter shot down by suspected terrorists. Twist ending: The terrorist is played by Bassem Youssef. He’s retiring to the nearby Indian Rez’ and shot down the unmarked black helicopter because it woke him up in the middle of the night. Pure muscle memory had him do it and only half remember the next morning.
Thanks, Doug. You don't know how kinda shitty things have been the last 5 years or so. You calling bullshit on the insanity makes me smile. Thanks again my friend.
I love the nostalgic touch of the video. TBH that looks like my desk and room back in the 80's hehe. Super VHS VCR, Barely digital tv, the on screen display was the only "digital" thing in the entire tv... lol and ofc a Mini microwave, black n white crt security monitor with the image it sits on stationary burned into the tube face because its sat and looked at that same spot for years and them tvs had a tendency to do that if ya kept the same thing on it. Hence screen savers for pc monitors when they came out with crt monitors. And lets not forget the ashtray sittin to the far right behind one of the stack of tapes! Old school early 1900 street lamp as a desk lamp... very nice!. I could go on and on but this backdrop for the video is quite original. I want to do it too but ya know.. i am not one to copycat ideas like this so Kudos to you Doug! Great Idea! Quite creative. Think i will sub to your channel as the creative people i love! Can Never get bored of Creative people! Thanks for sharing all this Doug! Hope to see more of these kinds of backdrop type videos. Its quite Original as far as i seen in the many many years i been on youtube. Go with it brutha! Murphy's law, if it works, definitely don't try fixing it! :D Btw Doug, Great show too! hehe. U def are da man dude!
In 1987 I was 8th grade and starting college at the local community college, Sinclair Community College in Dayton, Ohio for Summer Term. Sinclair let you write in whatever birthday you wanted, and didn't check! So I used the Government for my State Issue ID saying that I was 21 when only 14!! 😂😂
And to those who saw an angle and found a ballpoint pen, lifted a couple packs of index cards from Staples and sold phony vax cards on the interwebs for 29.99 + S&H and blew all the cash on hookers crank and 4 cases of cup o noodles... I say God bless you and God bless the United States of America. Thanks Doug🤣
4 cup of noodles?? Why buy the cup when the motel provides one. Just get that package for $0.10 Edit: as a “recovering” junkie I shot dope for 18 years. I can fall back into them old ways quite easily I just choose not too. Along with federal prison and swaying with strays I have learned to see and pinpoint anything new that can become exploited to a degree of losing every freedom I have again. It’s helped me to learn what NOT to be involved in and to read people better.
That is some hard shiz to get off of. Good on ya, mate! You beat some incredible odds. Keep it up! Hugs, A former psych counselor of dual diagnosis humans for a decade at the county hospital in Seattle. I know!! 🤙🏻
God dammit i love you Stanhope. I used to think my inner monolog was insane until i heard Doug....and Joey Diaz. My 2 shoulder angels for lack of better description...perhaps i am insane afterall. Ill be the last to know! Thanks for all the laughs weirdo.
That is an awesome fake ID story. A local shop called VI Plastics on St. Thomas US Virgin Islands sold fake IDs in the late 1980s, they'd even take your picture. In Enfield, CT I bought a Mini-14 and 1400 rounds of ammo with it, then went next door and tried to buy two quarts of Budweiser. The girl didn't like my ID and called the cops on me.
Government think is spending weeks trying to get proper ID that lets you get on a plane, but your Social Security card is on paper that will dissolve if you accidentally put your wallet through the wash.
A lesson i learned at an early age and never stopped applying in my life. Can't wait for this special to come out. Hope i can make to a venue, never got to see the best comedian alive IRL, and if i never do that will be on the list of the very few regrets i have in life.
hahah yep as a kid in high school, all I needed was someone's draft card and access to a copier, some whiteout , a typewriter, and the artist in me was awakened. Then sell them in high school. And we laminated them, too. I felt I was SO badass hahahah.... i only asked for $5 a card. (25 today). I worked cheap.
Vintage Doug Stanhope Still perfecting his craft and getting better with time like George Carlin…. Doug stanhopes approach is similar of George Carlin’s too. Don’t pick a side and always observe and speak your creative truth
Love that TV set up. I use to do that with my YTube videos. Yours is better. … at first I thought… did you find my old Mac computer in a dumpster, when I vacated LA ? You lived 3 doors down from the grow house I was living in.
Doug is that drunk guy at the bar that everyone knows but you are the only one in your friends group who talks to him because he starts to make a lot of sense... and then he comes over to your place and you don't hang out with those other guys anymore because they don't have their priorities straight but now there are two drunk guys hanging out at the bar and we both make a lot of sense so come on over. buy us a drink. and if you know a ginger one or both ov us would like to meet her and share something interesting with her about history.... she is 18 right?
You can be weak and go around the government, or you can be strong and let businesses know that if they support that you won't ever do business with them and do without.
Commenting because I need more Stanhope in my algorithm
YES!
Amen
"I've been anti-government in principle not as a personality" Brilliant.
Love it!
I have always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a movement
[Libertarians] in the US that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough.
Christopher Hitchens
Whenever I hear modern comedians complain about being seen as cringe and offensive I think of Doug Stanhope and how those losers are only pretending
Masterfully done. I dig the presentation, the style, the whole bit. Thanks Doug, yer the man
What's with the suit, though? Is he ok?
@@miller-joel That's the costume for the role.
@@doktormcnasty He never wears a costume.
@@miller-joel it's called a suit. back in the lost world, we used to identify that type and pattern of suit as 'USED CAR SALESMAN" Obviously perfect for Doug
@@billgraham861 Do you know Doug? Have you seen him before?
Classic Stanhope vibes
Doug has only one mode : being Doug Stanhope. And thank "insert name of your favorite deity or lack thereof" for that.
Dudes never been better.
Stanhope Shaffir2028
That's a prison TV and they don't have speakers in them. Doug's the best!
Wow really?
Doug Stanhope is my spirit animal.
I need this whole set, brother
Definitely.
First 13 seconds is the truest thing I’ve heard all year
Doug is awesome..!!!
I've never seen a video so early that it said, "No views - 1 minute ago" until today.
Thanks Doug!
Neil Hamburger and Doug Stanhope are the greatest to ever do it.
This is brilliant! Thanks Doug!
I'm an anti-establishment non-comformist, that's why my entire personality is who I'm voting for.
Stanhope is the best comic going right now. It took me waayy too long to discover his comedy!
The peasants of englandshire really appreciate your rants. Thank you.
Amen
Word.
I cannot wait for the full special. Need this in my life right now
They're killing our squirrels
justice for peanut
Raccoons too
I'm glad he finished with how ridiculous the vax card was.
It started with a gorilla, dicks out for Haramabe last decade, dicks out for Peanut for the current one...
*NUTS OUT*
the return of the master..... No one (currently living) has been as funny and poignant as Stanhope for as long as Stanhope. Thanks for the decades of thought provoking laughter Doug.... may you rest easy when you are ready!
Doug and Ellen DeGeneres need to be in a buddy cop movie. He’s the lazy Sheriff of a small town. She’s the FBI agent from a black helicopter shot down by suspected terrorists. Twist ending: The terrorist is played by Bassem Youssef. He’s retiring to the nearby Indian Rez’ and shot down the unmarked black helicopter because it woke him up in the middle of the night. Pure muscle memory had him do it and only half remember the next morning.
Best comedy show I've ever seen.
@@ScaryMasoni would watch that
Dude he’s not funny
The greatest living comedian.
Thank you for the thought-provoking laughs.
Long live doug Stanhope ✊.
Thanks, Doug. You don't know how kinda shitty things have been the last 5 years or so. You calling bullshit on the insanity makes me smile.
Thanks again my friend.
Comedic guardian angel for all of us
God Bless Doug Stanhope. Forever ❤
Now,
That's class.
fuckin love you, Stanhope
I love the nostalgic touch of the video. TBH that looks like my desk and room back in the 80's hehe. Super VHS VCR, Barely digital tv, the on screen display was the only "digital" thing in the entire tv... lol and ofc a Mini microwave, black n white crt security monitor with the image it sits on stationary burned into the tube face because its sat and looked at that same spot for years and them tvs had a tendency to do that if ya kept the same thing on it. Hence screen savers for pc monitors when they came out with crt monitors. And lets not forget the ashtray sittin to the far right behind one of the stack of tapes! Old school early 1900 street lamp as a desk lamp... very nice!. I could go on and on but this backdrop for the video is quite original. I want to do it too but ya know.. i am not one to copycat ideas like this so Kudos to you Doug! Great Idea! Quite creative. Think i will sub to your channel as the creative people i love! Can Never get bored of Creative people! Thanks for sharing all this Doug! Hope to see more of these kinds of backdrop type videos. Its quite Original as far as i seen in the many many years i been on youtube. Go with it brutha! Murphy's law, if it works, definitely don't try fixing it! :D Btw Doug, Great show too! hehe. U def are da man dude!
It’s awesome Doug talks directly to me thru the television I have the message now sir
What you too. I thought he talked directly to me, now it's getting scary.
In 1987 I was 8th grade and starting college at the local community college, Sinclair Community College in Dayton, Ohio for Summer Term.
Sinclair let you write in whatever birthday you wanted, and didn't check!
So I used the Government for my State Issue ID saying that I was 21 when only 14!! 😂😂
And to those who saw an angle and found a ballpoint pen, lifted a couple packs of index cards from Staples and sold phony vax cards on the interwebs for 29.99 + S&H and blew all the cash on hookers crank and 4 cases of cup o noodles... I say God bless you and God bless the United States of America. Thanks Doug🤣
4 cup of noodles?? Why buy the cup when the motel provides one. Just get that package for $0.10
Edit: as a “recovering” junkie I shot dope for 18 years. I can fall back into them old ways quite easily I just choose not too. Along with federal prison and swaying with strays I have learned to see and pinpoint anything new that can become exploited to a degree of losing every freedom I have again. It’s helped me to learn what NOT to be involved in and to read people better.
That is some hard shiz to get off of. Good on ya, mate! You beat some incredible odds. Keep it up! Hugs, A former psych counselor of dual diagnosis humans for a decade at the county hospital in Seattle. I know!! 🤙🏻
My man!!
I still cherish the memory of Stanhope's mother, who kept buying him credit card gifts for years after she died.
That's true love, man.
Thanks Dutt.
Thank you for the bits Stanhope!
Stanhope is singular. ❤
God dammit i love you Stanhope. I used to think my inner monolog was insane until i heard Doug....and Joey Diaz. My 2 shoulder angels for lack of better description...perhaps i am insane afterall. Ill be the last to know!
Thanks for all the laughs weirdo.
I love Doug so much. Being some sanity back to comedy.
Masterfully done!
So good!
That is an awesome fake ID story. A local shop called VI Plastics on St. Thomas US Virgin Islands sold fake IDs in the late 1980s, they'd even take your picture. In Enfield, CT I bought a Mini-14 and 1400 rounds of ammo with it, then went next door and tried to buy two quarts of Budweiser. The girl didn't like my ID and called the cops on me.
yeah because that's what fucking serial killers do dude. can you blame her?
Always unique and thought provoking. Legend
Government think is spending weeks trying to get proper ID that lets you get on a plane, but your Social Security card is on paper that will dissolve if you accidentally put your wallet through the wash.
And this is another example as to why I've proudly written-in Doug Stanhope for the last three presidential elections
That is an incredible bit
Спасибо, родной
Nicely done sir
A lesson i learned at an early age and never stopped applying in my life.
Can't wait for this special to come out. Hope i can make to a venue, never got to see the best comedian alive IRL, and if i never do that will be on the list of the very few regrets i have in life.
Love this bit. Watching everyone cheer on more ids. I started to feel like i was the only one like wtf. Great bit.
hahah yep as a kid in high school, all I needed was someone's draft card and access to a copier, some whiteout , a typewriter, and the artist in me was awakened. Then sell them in high school. And we laminated them, too. I felt I was SO badass hahahah.... i only asked for $5 a card. (25 today). I worked cheap.
Doing God's work.
Good shit Stanhope
Been waiting for this for over 3 yrs. ❤❤❤❤❤
Great video.
As popular as clear plastic appliances were in the 80s and 90s, I'm amazed prison TVs were never sold to non-prison markets.
Vintage Doug Stanhope
Still perfecting his craft and getting better with time like George Carlin….
Doug stanhopes approach is similar of George Carlin’s too. Don’t pick a side and always observe and speak your creative truth
You're doing God's work sir. Thanks for uploading.
Right on.
Love that TV set up.
I use to do that with my YTube videos.
Yours is better.
… at first I thought… did you find my old Mac computer in a dumpster, when I vacated LA ?
You lived 3 doors down from the grow house I was living in.
Mate.... You are a legend
Doug is the smartest comic alive.
He made more sense in 10 seconds than all these political commentators pundits and politicians in the last month.
So good. 😂
perfection
Love this guy !!
"You're a whole different person when you're scared." - Hunter S. Thompson
Word
I've been starved for good stand-up for too long now. End Toegan's stranglehold of mediocre podcast bros
Nobody is leaning on government. Government is leaning on us.
I don’t think you thought about that before you said it.
Millions lean on the government for help. Are you not remembering social services?
@@mr.martyr8573 Oh but I did... who pays the taxes that fund those social services friend?
Within the first 30 seconds I'm transported back to 2010 when I listened to Stanhope for the first time, calling people out on their political BS.
When are we getting a special?
We need the Stanhope/Dave Smith podcast
Well played! Love it
I've been anti government ever since i made the gigantic mistake of joining the Army as a cavalry scout in May of 2002...
Rugged individuals idolizing another individual.
DOUG!!!
Sadly, this reminds me of how I lose shit so often that at one point the only ID of mine I could find was old enough to drink...
Great bit, all too real.
Best
Brings back memories of when I got a fake ID, cept it was much easier for me. Just went to some corner shop in NYC.
Man you're a genius
Me too. ❤❤😂😂 (GLADE IT IS ON TAPE)
i think i saw this live but lost my memory in 2021, so was this before or after 2021? seems familiar, 👽
The fabled Orange Microwave, it's real!
Well, along the pandemic he has a lot of time doing drunk buying
youtube put more stanhope in my algo
I love you, Doug Stanhope.
Nice.
what a legend!
good
It really was an IQ test.
Finally some comedy
🍻
Good on you Doug, I think we'd be mates
Back in the pre smartphone days we called, " selfies", " taking a photo of yourself "
Doug is the fucking man.
STANHOPE IS BACK!!!!!
hell yea doug. i made my covid card myself and it worked fine the few times i needed it
doug you give me hope
I’m glad Doug hasn’t died yet. What a legend
Doug is that drunk guy at the bar that everyone knows but you are the only one in your friends group who talks to him because he starts to make a lot of sense... and then he comes over to your place and you don't hang out with those other guys anymore because they don't have their priorities straight but now there are two drunk guys hanging out at the bar and we both make a lot of sense so come on over. buy us a drink. and if you know a ginger one or both ov us would like to meet her and share something interesting with her about history.... she is 18 right?
🎉
You can be weak and go around the government, or you can be strong and let businesses know that if they support that you won't ever do business with them and do without.