Hotel breakfast buffets are one of my barometers of personal growth and maturity. The older I get, the more sensible I become. As a young man, I’d make myself sick getting my money’s worth of bacon and sausages.
I am the opposite… as a younger person I would stay at the cheaper end of hotel scale, and no way would I want to eat there. As a more mature adult with more money to spend I stay in the kind of places where the brekky is worth it… but I don’t need to eat much for the rest of the day!
As an independent traveler, I never stayed anywhere with breakfasts, but would have to go to work conferences and that, where I’d gorge on the worst food just for the sake of it.
Try an upmarket hotel in Asia. You can start with sushi, move on to noodles and fried rice and then a curry. There's bacon and stuff too but that rarely gets a look in.
3:15 Orrrr... do as my brothers and I did with our sister's ciggies, and carefully remove half the tobacco from one or two using tweezers, put a match-head in, and repack the tobacco. She was not happy.
Joe Wilkinson stole the "I'm addicted to them, which means I've pretty much taken a shine to all of them"-bit directly from Bill Hicks' Revelations. Word for word...
I think it would be better if you stopped all these clips and make a new series even if it's UA-cam only. Can't understand why no other broadcaster hasn't picked this up. I would have thought that Dave or CH4 would have picked it up
Makes me laugh when people say that, I normally reply I'd sooner die younger doing what I wanted than living longer enough to lose my mind and shit myself in a home 4 times a day! 😆🧑🦽 Personally after watching my mum die from throat cancer (never smoked) then a brain hemorrhage at 58 told me when ya times up it's up, they removed her cancer but then developed an hemorrhage that caused locked in syndrome so she couldn't talk, blink or move she just had to lay there until they turned off food and water. It took 5 days of pure agony to die and dying like that terrified her..😞 She told me before she died buy what you want do what you want because what's happened to her could happen to anyone at any time! I used what little money she left us to invest in my little UA-cam channel to help teach others to paint models.. So I do the best I can in her memory I just wish she could have been here to see some of my models and what I've accomplished!..
On 8 Out of !0 Cats Does Countdown, he's been pretty consistently hilarious. If root canals are equally funny, I'd like to know how to find your dentist.
Josh comes on at 00:08 and why does he do that thing that so many comedians do, where they remove the microphone from the stand and then relocate the stand somewhere over to the side? It only happens when they decide they're not going to make up a clever answer on the spot, but rather they're going to deliver some pre-written material from their stand-up. It's really cringy.
I find I highly offensive that you didn't warn us Josh Widdicombe was in the video. At least say "May contain traces of no humour and an urge to yell shut the fuck up".
All 3 were absolutely fucking brilliant, what a ROUND good lord
Agreed 💯
100% these weren't off the top. Definitely written bits
@@mysalival100yep they always are, its not a secret, its always pre planned what they get
Not matter what subject Milton gets, he could say absolute nonsense but his delivery is always a winner
Quitting cigarettes is easy ... I used to do it three times a week.
😂good one...have a great day 😃🎉🎉🎉🎉
-- Mark Twain
Hotel breakfast buffets are one of my barometers of personal growth and maturity. The older I get, the more sensible I become. As a young man, I’d make myself sick getting my money’s worth of bacon and sausages.
I am the opposite… as a younger person I would stay at the cheaper end of hotel scale, and no way would I want to eat there. As a more mature adult with more money to spend I stay in the kind of places where the brekky is worth it… but I don’t need to eat much for the rest of the day!
As an independent traveler, I never stayed anywhere with breakfasts, but would have to go to work conferences and that, where I’d gorge on the worst food just for the sake of it.
Try an upmarket hotel in Asia. You can start with sushi, move on to noodles and fried rice and then a curry. There's bacon and stuff too but that rarely gets a look in.
Noodles and fried rice are my daily staples.@@acciid
I'm the opposite, as a young lad I always wondered who the hell was getting up at 7am for toast or cereal after that much alcohol.
Great combination of different styles of comedian. Milton was excellent.
Widdicombe’s intonation and mannerisms have so much Dave Gorman in them. The little point off to the left at nothing in particular is classic Gorman.
Great Milton Jones routine that. His normal "random" jokes are always hilarious, but that was one long joke.
3:15 Orrrr... do as my brothers and I did with our sister's ciggies, and carefully remove half the tobacco from one or two using tweezers, put a match-head in, and repack the tobacco. She was not happy.
Sure, then I get addicted to that one special cigarette, and get myself arrested for interfering with a dog down the park.
That last bloke was a bit weird, wasn’t he.
this is impro! i can only dream of being able to do this, they are very good comedians
No more homework....
Joe Wilkinson stole the "I'm addicted to them, which means I've pretty much taken a shine to all of them"-bit directly from Bill Hicks' Revelations. Word for word...
I think it would be better if you stopped all these clips and make a new series even if it's UA-cam only.
Can't understand why no other broadcaster hasn't picked this up. I would have thought that Dave or CH4 would have picked it up
Josh: "I eat 8 hash browns."
Bart: "Maybe it's the TV?"
Homer: "Stupid TV, BE MORE FUNNY!!!"
awesome
why did this show end
Milton FTW! 😊 Josh was a close second.
God josh widdocombe is the most avg comedian
Smoking kills? No shit. Thats half the reason i smoke.
Makes me laugh when people say that, I normally reply I'd sooner die younger doing what I wanted than living longer enough to lose my mind and shit myself in a home 4 times a day! 😆🧑🦽
Personally after watching my mum die from throat cancer (never smoked) then a brain hemorrhage at 58 told me when ya times up it's up, they removed her cancer but then developed an hemorrhage that caused locked in syndrome so she couldn't talk, blink or move she just had to lay there until they turned off food and water. It took 5 days of pure agony to die and dying like that terrified her..😞
She told me before she died buy what you want do what you want because what's happened to her could happen to anyone at any time! I used what little money she left us to invest in my little UA-cam channel to help teach others to paint models..
So I do the best I can in her memory I just wish she could have been here to see some of my models and what I've accomplished!..
This comment section makes me wonder why most of you watch these videos
Excellent as always 😂😂
One of these cigarettes...
MORE voice box laughter please!! It's time like this that I miss the COVID days.
What has this got to do with covid?
Mock The Week didn't use canned laughter
ahhhh bless your heart @@Spuzzell
I like how the thumbnail is Chris Addison laughing to Milton Jones because Joe Wilkinson is as funny as a root canal.
I love it when the rest of the panel lose it over Milton.
I watched a Joe Wilkinson stand up gig online. It was his own audience. And they were struggling to laugh. He's so terrible.
On 8 Out of !0 Cats Does Countdown, he's been pretty consistently hilarious. If root canals are equally funny, I'd like to know how to find your dentist.
@@markglass9123 8 out of 10 cats does Countodwn is literally "1 game of countdown and thern everyone sits around saying cock"
@@DavidOakesMusic The comedy lies in HOW they say it.. Context is everything.
Ladies and Gentleman, Josh Widdicombe! - that's it, that was the joke.
I’d rather Ann Widdicombe tell me a joke.
Josh is a mediocre chap
Josh comes on at 00:08 and why does he do that thing that so many comedians do, where they remove the microphone from the stand and then relocate the stand somewhere over to the side? It only happens when they decide they're not going to make up a clever answer on the spot, but rather they're going to deliver some pre-written material from their stand-up. It's really cringy.
We have to sit through Josh to get to real comedians
Thanks for Milton being last.
I’m out.
Only mildly funny to be honest.
Jesus I forgot how desperate this show was, awful.
I find I highly offensive that you didn't warn us Josh Widdicombe was in the video. At least say "May contain traces of no humour and an urge to yell shut the fuck up".