Things You Wouldn’t Hear In The Bible | Mock The Week

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2023
  • Probably the least religious Scene's we'd like to see featuring James Acaster, Gary Delaney, Rob Beckett, Elis James and Sara Pascoe. In things you wouldn’t hear in the Bible.
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  • @rickyplaysbyear7663
    @rickyplaysbyear7663 6 місяців тому +24

    "Eve voted Remain."
    I died.

  • @TheFeralBachelor
    @TheFeralBachelor 7 місяців тому +147

    I miss this show. I wish they'd bring it back.

    • @CricketEngland
      @CricketEngland 7 місяців тому +6

      No chance

    • @jakelecroy5553
      @jakelecroy5553 7 місяців тому +13

      Me too. It was so entertaining. I really looked forward to it every week. I'm not aware of any shows like this here in the States other than Who's Line is it, anyway? Which is gone and we stole from the Brits lol And Brit panel shows are a really creative format - game shows with comedians as contestants where the points don't matter. What's getting cancelled next, QI?

    • @CricketEngland
      @CricketEngland 7 місяців тому +9

      @@jakelecroy5553 Qi can’t be cancelled until after series 26

    • @michaelmcginley4887
      @michaelmcginley4887 6 місяців тому +11

      Politicians are too soft skin to handle humour, even though they are the biggest jokes.

    • @darthseverus89
      @darthseverus89 6 місяців тому +1

      You and me both mates I miss this show like a hole in my head and heart

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 місяців тому +17

    "The food was just bread, the conversation was rather sombre, but at least there was wine. I give Jesus 7/10".

  • @pariah076
    @pariah076 7 місяців тому +23

    Dr.Jesus Pepper 😂

  • @RichAdase
    @RichAdase 7 місяців тому +38

    I haven't seen the latest Bond films, but I'd be right there if in the next incarnation they cast James Acaster as Q.

    • @djpunyer8762
      @djpunyer8762 4 місяці тому +1

      Hugh was in No Time To Die

  • @jamesmcnulty3697
    @jamesmcnulty3697 6 місяців тому +24

    Thing I love about Hugh's Garden of Eden joke is that they did leave and it all went to shit

  • @philipr1567
    @philipr1567 7 місяців тому +37

    And Moses came down from the mountain. And he said: "WTF!! I turn my back for two minutes and this is what you get up to!"

    • @asherloat8570
      @asherloat8570 7 місяців тому +6

      I mean that is basically what he said

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Місяць тому

      "Good news everyone, I have fift.. *crash* Ten commandments"

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 7 місяців тому +9

    Blofeldt - “Hello Mr Bond, welcome to the Test Match Special Commentary suite a Lords during the 3rd Ashes test again Australia, it so nice to have you as our guest on ‘A View from the Boundary’ ”

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 6 місяців тому

      "Well Henry, he definitely bowled a Dr. No ball."

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 7 місяців тому +47

    So Goldfinger. Do you expect me to talk?
    Well it can't just be all sex.

    • @justinmillard8196
      @justinmillard8196 6 місяців тому +1

      James Bond! You think the sun shines out of your arse!
      No. That was Goldfinger. Our encounters had a lasting effect.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 7 місяців тому +16

    "Welcome back, Mr. Bond, to this mandatory training course on sexual harassment in the workplace."

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 7 місяців тому +21

    “And The Lord said, thou shalt rub the lotion on thy skin or thou shalt get the hose again.”

  • @MaksB.
    @MaksB. 6 місяців тому +2

    Indeed.

  • @charleslindsay3201
    @charleslindsay3201 7 місяців тому +3

    always a pleasure

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 7 місяців тому +12

    Hi this is Jesus and in this new book podcast I'll be going over all my essential reads. You're listening to The Crucifiction.

  • @NeidalRuekk
    @NeidalRuekk 7 місяців тому +23

    'And Jesus gave out cans of Dr Pepper. "Come on," he said, "What's the WORST that could happen? Crucifixion?!"'

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 6 місяців тому +1

      lol "Down the hall, first on the left, one cross each."

  • @Spidey-eq1eh
    @Spidey-eq1eh 7 місяців тому +8

    This show needs its Backstreet's Back alright.

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 6 місяців тому

      No idea what that means, but I gave you a thumbs up anyway. 😁

  • @minibus9
    @minibus9 6 місяців тому

    awesome video

  • @locksm1th_
    @locksm1th_ 7 місяців тому +3

    Mannn I miss this show

  • @theblackhalcyon1763
    @theblackhalcyon1763 7 місяців тому +1

    Dr Jesus Pepper 😂

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 17 днів тому +1

    Where’s Frankie Boyle when you need him? 😭

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 7 місяців тому +4

    "Well that could of ended better.!!"

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute 6 місяців тому

    I enjoyed this, and I believe in the Bible and the power of the shaken Martini.

  • @michaelwhalen1201
    @michaelwhalen1201 3 місяці тому

    My name is Doctor Jesus Pepper⚡️

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 4 місяці тому

    5:09

  • @chijindu2002
    @chijindu2002 5 місяців тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕

  • @JB-vr1vz
    @JB-vr1vz 6 місяців тому +1

    Please bring back mock the week. So little humour on tv atm.

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 5 місяців тому

    Acaster won this one easily.

  • @williamgeardener2509
    @williamgeardener2509 6 місяців тому +2

    This book has been rated 18 due to graphic violence, moderate threat and homophobia.
    Should be a PG rating for the quran as well.

    • @Drak_Thedp
      @Drak_Thedp 6 місяців тому

      It's all based in Torah. All 3 should have a PG rating of "when you understand that fairy tales aren't real".

  • @DomesticApe
    @DomesticApe 7 місяців тому +5

    Dara can't say 'everyone'

    • @timothybridgewater5795
      @timothybridgewater5795 28 днів тому +1

      The closest I can get to what he actually says is 'evrin'

    • @DomesticApe
      @DomesticApe 27 днів тому

      @@timothybridgewater5795 It's more like eri-un I reckon

  • @LIJXFVKINBVY
    @LIJXFVKINBVY День тому

    I just made this new bible last week and everyone believes it is true.

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ 6 місяців тому +4

    Number 1 thing You Wouldn't Hear in the Bible:
    "All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this publication are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred."

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 7 місяців тому +3

    What is the the difference between Jesus and Jenna Jameson? The expression on the face when getting nailed.

  • @iowa89357
    @iowa89357 7 місяців тому +5

    There should be an American version of this

    • @CricketEngland
      @CricketEngland 7 місяців тому

      Why it will be shite

    • @offthewall9988
      @offthewall9988 7 місяців тому +9

      famous last words for the pilot

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 6 місяців тому +2

      Oh god, please *NO!*

    • @justgoofinaround
      @justgoofinaround 6 місяців тому

      Yeah. It's called scenes from a hat on Whose Line Is It Anyways? Drew Carey and group have been doing this for a while. Just another example of the UK ripping off great American TV. They did it with The Office, and now this...

    • @iowa89357
      @iowa89357 6 місяців тому +1

      @@justgoofinaround you think I don't know whose line is it anyway? I grew up watching that every night, happy to see reruns and ecstatic at new episodes. It was a must watch at home
      What I meant to say was. "I wish there was a modern, American version of Mock the Week"

  • @kevincurran699
    @kevincurran699 7 місяців тому +3

    Don't worry about Darwin...he thinks chuckens evolved from dinosaurs...😂

    • @eddyblackmore4188
      @eddyblackmore4188 6 місяців тому +9

      It's more believable than them being made by an invisible hypocritical sky wizard. Jus sayin'

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 7 місяців тому +8

    And Jesus said, I suppose being God n all I could tell you about penicillin and basic plague restricting hygiene, but I won't cos I'm actually a bit of a dick.

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 7 місяців тому +5

    *laughs in atheist

  • @saar144
    @saar144 6 місяців тому +1

    This was pretty cringey to be honest. Even Acaster was not at his best

  • @mt.penguinmonster4144
    @mt.penguinmonster4144 7 місяців тому

    666 likes. Nice

  • @williambarnes3868
    @williambarnes3868 6 місяців тому +1

    Duh! the bible is a book. Books do not make a noise , so you cannot hear anything.

  • @robertharriman7267
    @robertharriman7267 7 місяців тому +1

    An excellent reminder of why this show needed to die.

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 7 місяців тому +5

      Why?

    • @robertharriman7267
      @robertharriman7267 7 місяців тому +1

      @imcallingjapan2178 did you seriously find this clip funny?

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 7 місяців тому

      @@robertharriman7267 Not really, I just wanted to know what you meant exactly

    • @petergaskin1811
      @petergaskin1811 20 днів тому

      @@robertharriman7267 Of course I did.
      Are you some sort of theist numpty?