amberlynn reid’s awful cooking for 18 minutes straight

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  • @StudentoftheABC
    @StudentoftheABC 3 роки тому +4006

    The theory that she adds so much onion/onion product is so she doesn't have to share with Becky because she doesn't like onions, haunts me

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +604

      WAIT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE 😭

    • @kaylacoded
      @kaylacoded 3 роки тому +188

      Someone needs to make a docu series for this specific theory 😂

    • @trueblue7779
      @trueblue7779 Рік тому +25

      😂😂😂😂 Seriously!?

    • @Moonlightpearly
      @Moonlightpearly Рік тому

      What a greedy fu*ck 😂😂😂😂

    • @___Alina___24
      @___Alina___24 Рік тому

      Wow what a salty little bitch (no pun intended 😅)

  • @sheldon4111
    @sheldon4111 3 роки тому +2635

    “It’s like two serveings at least for me” omg so dainty *eats whole thing*

    • @kpopandtea6864
      @kpopandtea6864 3 роки тому +63

      2 servings is 1 for her

    • @daneen2fabulous
      @daneen2fabulous 3 роки тому +128

      That dainty bit of salmon is 2 servings to her yet she proceeds to eat a whole rotisserie chicken, 2 pounds of kielbasa and a party platter of shrimp no problem.

    • @salmonela8604
      @salmonela8604 3 роки тому +68

      ​@@daneen2fabulous she's the queen of portions y'all

    • @visionsofasia1649
      @visionsofasia1649 3 роки тому +41

      Lmao she pretends to eat small amounts but later admits to overeating later.

    • @MackyG-2020
      @MackyG-2020 3 роки тому +19

      Like the time she had four half sandwiches. Smh 🍍🖋️🆙™️

  • @supermomma634
    @supermomma634 3 роки тому +3446

    Every time I watch her eat that salmon I just think about how fried her taste buds must be. That had to be so salty 💀

    • @jenclearhearts
      @jenclearhearts 3 роки тому +217

      Oh god yeah for sure. And not even seasoned well. Just salt and onion powder.

    • @reneangelrodriguez3249
      @reneangelrodriguez3249 3 роки тому +20

      Deep fried

    • @clarapercivaldi7224
      @clarapercivaldi7224 3 роки тому +125

      I bet she doesn't even *taste* the food, like, i think she just gobble it like a damn alligator

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 3 роки тому +60

      There is another lolcow called King Cobra JFS and he’s the same, but his are fried from all the years of cigarettes and alcohol. Everything he cooks has got something either super salty, or sweet, or just has 400 different flavours that ends up in a mush.

    • @thefinalduane
      @thefinalduane 3 роки тому +19

      @@thesausage351 never forget the sushi bacon cheeseburger

  • @KatrinaLovesYou
    @KatrinaLovesYou 3 роки тому +966

    "I don't wanna ruin the soup."
    I...think that happened about 10 steps ago, love.

    • @reneswrld999
      @reneswrld999 3 роки тому +52

      that wasn’t even soup 🤣 she put random shit in a pot and called it dinner

  • @x8makes.1teamx
    @x8makes.1teamx 3 роки тому +3438

    you guys don't understand how much money id pay to have Gordon Ramsay react to her cooking

  • @crackheadmick3613
    @crackheadmick3613 3 роки тому +1465

    i luv how her soups are like the "potions" you used to make as a kid with grass and shit

    • @kaylaking6928
      @kaylaking6928 3 роки тому +38

      I really thought I was the only one 😂😂💀

    • @Snowbaby099
      @Snowbaby099 3 роки тому +43

      I didn't make "potions" but I remember using the woods shavings behind my families cabin to make them "Mac and cheese"😭😭😂

    • @crystalkyoshi4662
      @crystalkyoshi4662 3 роки тому +39

      grass, clovers, hose water, dirt, all ingredients to make ambers favorite dish!

    • @froggyyyy107
      @froggyyyy107 Рік тому +21

      I bet you could boil it and give it to Amber and she’d be smacking her lips like she was about to kiss the pope

    • @trueblue7779
      @trueblue7779 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 I remember making those! Back in the good old days lol

  • @teeeracyarrr1785
    @teeeracyarrr1785 3 роки тому +3530

    That poor salmon gave its life to be covered in garlic and onion powder and PAM COOKING SPRAY! RIP.

  • @gutsFunnyman
    @gutsFunnyman 3 роки тому +1813

    My mom told me "don't trust a skinny chef" but I think I owe all the skinny chefs an apology now.

    • @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719
      @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719 3 роки тому +202

      skinny chef,
      fat chef,
      no guarantee.
      what you need is a *real* chef

    • @Petals-Philomena
      @Petals-Philomena 3 роки тому +71

      Just remember Gordon Ramsay is skinny and ALR is 500lbs 😂

    • @dier1ict
      @dier1ict Рік тому +24

      alr isnt a chef in the first place

    • @Violet-un9tb
      @Violet-un9tb Рік тому +7

      @@dier1ict Gorl thats fatphobic

    • @dier1ict
      @dier1ict Рік тому +11

      @@Violet-un9tb how

  • @juliaseazar
    @juliaseazar 3 роки тому +762

    She thinks she's in some video game or something like breath of the wild where she can add random ingredients together in a family size pot and some orange chicken will magically appear..smh

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +98

      GORL IM CRYEEN THIS COMMENT IS GOLDEN. THE EXECUTION, THE SUBTLE REFERENCES TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY, EVERYTHING 😭😂

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +55

      better than any of alr’s poetry i swear 😂😂💀

    • @juliaseazar
      @juliaseazar 3 роки тому +27

      @@aloemineralwater ooh my God I never felt that seen in my entire life🤣🤣🤣 thank you love🥰🥰🤧

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +20

      @@juliaseazar of course haha

    • @SleepingHurts
      @SleepingHurts 3 роки тому +20

      Pretty sure not even Link would eat her cooking tho....

  • @erinhays1392
    @erinhays1392 3 роки тому +2185

    “I will NOT be eating all that😤🥴”
    -immediately eats all that-

    • @HijaDeCristo18
      @HijaDeCristo18 3 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @visionsofasia1649
      @visionsofasia1649 3 роки тому +17

      I'm glad you caught that

    • @RJ-ze8zd
      @RJ-ze8zd 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah she means she’s leaving that skin out

    • @hidden_jem_
      @hidden_jem_ 3 роки тому +6

      Guyzzz shes just being honest

    • @youre764
      @youre764 6 місяців тому

      That is not as big as the original, she cut it in half at least, I get that you don’t like her (I don’t know anything about her) but be real

  • @inushiba3026
    @inushiba3026 3 роки тому +1361

    Cheflynn : “I like super seasoned stuff.”
    **Adds garlic salt, onion powder and pepper to every meal she makes**

    • @salmonela8604
      @salmonela8604 3 роки тому +93

      I take her definition of "seasoning" as a personal offence. I'd have showed her how seasoning is done right if I wasn't terrified my portions of food wouldn't be enough for her so she'd resort eating me.

    • @inushiba3026
      @inushiba3026 3 роки тому +26

      @@salmonela8604 🤣🤣🤣she wouldn’t think twice

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 3 роки тому +24

      @@inushiba3026 I don't think she thinks

    • @Kittycvt9
      @Kittycvt9 3 роки тому +4

      @@darkclaws1234567891 😭😂

    • @annika_27
      @annika_27 3 роки тому +2

      @@Kittycvt9 i'm crying at these comments haha

  • @user-cv4qe5mr4e
    @user-cv4qe5mr4e 3 роки тому +680

    SHE WAS LIKE "OMG IT S SO BUTTERY I DIDN T EVEN ADD BUTTER" SHE LITERALLY SPRAYED A TON OF BUTTER ON THAT SALMON I M LOSING MY MIND.

    • @agriculturaldick
      @agriculturaldick Рік тому +42

      "i didnt add any salt. i just added garlic powder and garlic salt" 💀

    • @dw1n3
      @dw1n3 9 місяців тому +63

      She has some sort of delusion that pam isnt butter... Shes said in the past that "Pam has no calories"... She's so lost.

    • @ThirdXavier
      @ThirdXavier 8 місяців тому +66

      @@dw1n3 pam and other cooking sprays have intentionally deceptive marketing because they say "0 calories" on the nutrition label but what they don't tell you is that if the serving size is less than 5 calories you can round down to 0, and a serving size is a 1 millisecond long spray.

    • @Genny-g3l
      @Genny-g3l 6 місяців тому +14

      ​@@ThirdXavierwow I did not know that, wicked

    • @mushbrain1753
      @mushbrain1753 5 місяців тому

      Pam is a seed oil, not butter… it’s essentially motor oil lol, don’t eat that shit, if you want butter get actual real butter that’s 100% more healthy than some ultra processed seed oil like canola or palm oil

  • @Wingysart
    @Wingysart 3 роки тому +937

    I can't believe I had to watch ALR spray PAM on salmon again

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +81

      i had to see it, so you had to see it gorl 😔

    • @Saturn754
      @Saturn754 3 роки тому +36

      Did you ever see Michealbepetty's reaction to her doing that? Priceless 😂

  • @laneyjackson7880
    @laneyjackson7880 3 роки тому +994

    Her soups are almost like something someone who's never actually eaten food would make.

    • @MyBusanEscape
      @MyBusanEscape 3 роки тому +69

      I wanna call them struggle meals but I've never seem someone struggling quite that much.

    • @laneyjackson7880
      @laneyjackson7880 3 роки тому +38

      @@MyBusanEscape I don't know if I'd call them struggle meals. That's a lot of ingredients for one. Mine surely haven't and don't look like that. I'd like to think I'm a slightly better home cook than that.

    • @MyBusanEscape
      @MyBusanEscape 3 роки тому +1

      @@laneyjackson7880 Yeah I get your point.

    • @karla8411
      @karla8411 3 роки тому

      how ironic 😳

    • @raquellambropoulos279
      @raquellambropoulos279 3 роки тому +16

      Ground chicken = Dirty kitchen sponge. Idk why thats her go to. She has no taste. Have you ever seen her eat a steak?? If you don't care about how big you get at least eat some good food!!!

  • @ReaMarie
    @ReaMarie 3 роки тому +1203

    she literally just puts a bunch of water and some broth in a pot, then adds a bunch of random shit. There is NO WAY that actually tastes good

    • @DororoXPenana
      @DororoXPenana 3 роки тому +69

      I stg her taste buds don't work anymore 💀

    • @Beatrizbulsara
      @Beatrizbulsara 3 роки тому +107

      When you're addicted to food, everything tastes good at some point I guess

    • @Lynnphedema
      @Lynnphedema 3 роки тому +24

      I bet her food is either bland as all fuck or just salty, no in between.

    • @aubreymorgan9763
      @aubreymorgan9763 3 роки тому +67

      I've made the comment before and I stick by it. She almost always cooks how others would when its like 2 more days to payday but you've not much food left so you're just kinda cooking up all the random odds and ends that are in the back of the pantry and pray it dosen't kill you.

    • @meliketuran6800
      @meliketuran6800 3 роки тому +2

      Gahyeon :3

  • @OnlySlams
    @OnlySlams 3 роки тому +838

    You can always tell when someone doesn't know how to cook when they just throw a bunch of shit that doesn't go together in a pot and brags about not using recipes

    • @jhurniit6918
      @jhurniit6918 3 роки тому +33

      Is disappointing like as someone who tries too cook i at least look the recipe up if I have too😭

    • @xEternalSlumberx
      @xEternalSlumberx 3 роки тому +47

      My bf. 😂 Claims he's a great cook. Me, an actually good cook watching him: Horrified. Copious amounts of butter, oil, cream, and cheese. Dumping random spices that don't go together or fit what ever flavor profile he was originally going for. Now it's just a greasy, cheesy mess. Pass. And he wonders why I won't touch anything he makes. Sorry pal, I'm not trying to clog my arteries and become obese.

    • @preciousprincess6538
      @preciousprincess6538 3 роки тому +12

      Right? Just cook after a recipe that's what they exist for..

    • @sg2208
      @sg2208 3 роки тому +12

      Lol my old roommate used to be like that. I didn't want to discourage him so I would just make little suggestions here and there. Like hmm next time try this or this will probably elevate the flavor, etc. ALR 'creations'... I can smell it from here, no thanks girl. I'm good!

    • @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719
      @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719 3 роки тому +7

      there is nothing wrong with not using recipes for say:
      baked chicken, as long as you know what spices go together.
      BUT SHIT LIKE SOUP? NEEDS A RECIPE!
      REEEEEEEEE

  • @candycane7307
    @candycane7307 3 роки тому +970

    50 bucks says she smells more sour than that cheese at any given moment

    • @AfiOye
      @AfiOye 3 роки тому +46

      I'm sick 😂🤣

    • @mathy2766
      @mathy2766 3 роки тому +27

      Bruh💀💀

    • @LemonCat98
      @LemonCat98 3 роки тому +27

      I bet she smells like an old babies bottle...

    • @SEBASTIAN-ce6go
      @SEBASTIAN-ce6go 3 роки тому +9

      Gaggg ☠️☠️☠️

    • @perisleaf
      @perisleaf 3 роки тому +4

      Why 😭

  • @lolafalana421
    @lolafalana421 3 роки тому +704

    Her soups have always looked nasty. She is definitely not a southern cook.

    • @chum5628
      @chum5628 3 роки тому +61

      Didn't Destiny once say she'd never eat her soups bc they're nasty? 🤭

    • @michellealvarez1044
      @michellealvarez1044 3 роки тому +60

      She’s not even southern 🤦🏻‍♀️ she’s from California. But she has a “ thick southern “ accent 😂

    • @kpopandtea6864
      @kpopandtea6864 3 роки тому +31

      @@michellealvarez1044 right I live in the south and we don’t talk like her 💀

    • @susicroft7905
      @susicroft7905 3 роки тому +28

      Dried lentils frozen broc marinated artichoke ... Weirdest ever combo for soup

    • @mathy2766
      @mathy2766 3 роки тому +20

      Her soups looks like sewage water

  • @nancyjackson8886
    @nancyjackson8886 3 роки тому +461

    I like how she kept insisting that the salmon she bought was enough for two servings yet she ate the whole thing without a second thought. She has no concept of appropriate serving sizes.

    • @kiwisandsprinkles8947
      @kiwisandsprinkles8947 3 роки тому +34

      5:43 “I think next time I’ll cut it in half before plating it” … yeah? That’s what people do when they make more than one serving of something

    • @AngryLittleSponge
      @AngryLittleSponge 6 місяців тому

      She does know - She said, it's two servings worth of fish... She just wanted to be greedy and ate the whole thing despite knowing it was more than she needed.

    • @rebeccahill6596
      @rebeccahill6596 5 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@AngryLittleSpongeshe weighs like 500 lbs. That's probably not even enough for her. Y'all keep thinking she's 180 lbs and only eats 2000 calories a day. If she did that she would be in starvation mode.
      It's not like fish is high in fat or calories or anything anyways.

  • @xonlyy0u
    @xonlyy0u 3 роки тому +404

    I didn't know salmon could die twice. Poor fish. He deserved better.

    • @annika_27
      @annika_27 3 роки тому +7

      i'm crying 😩😂

  • @guccibub5234
    @guccibub5234 3 роки тому +245

    ‘I don’t need that much fat’ THATS THE ONLY GOOD FAT YOU NEED😭🖐

    • @strawberrysherbet96
      @strawberrysherbet96 Рік тому +13

      Nutritionlynn can go as far less a month without fat and she would be fine lol her weight wil drop and her heart health will get a little better

    • @CHRISTIAN-tt9ef
      @CHRISTIAN-tt9ef 5 місяців тому +4

      But she's right... she doesn't need that much fat... she's got enough

  • @k.t.dennison3114
    @k.t.dennison3114 3 роки тому +187

    Soy sauce
    Teriyaki sauce
    Minced garlic (fresh, not that dried crap)
    Lemon juice
    Brown sugar
    Mix in bowl and brush onto salmon
    Bake as instructed
    Voila. Good salmon.

    • @abriellashaw3706
      @abriellashaw3706 3 роки тому +7

      Yes!!! This is how my dad makes it 10/10

    • @daughter_of_the_king_2580
      @daughter_of_the_king_2580 3 роки тому

      Yessss 😌

    • @tamagotchi_milf8772
      @tamagotchi_milf8772 3 роки тому +1

      How much of the each?

    • @ixa.m9915
      @ixa.m9915 Рік тому +6

      Nd u jst converted a healthy salmon into a vry unhealthy meal with all these processed sauces nd sugar..atleast her recipe is healthy

    • @asexualasshole
      @asexualasshole Рік тому +4

      @@ixa.m9915healthy? Do you not realise how much sodium and fat was on that salmon from the spray and the seasoning?

  • @Soumada.
    @Soumada. 3 роки тому +598

    "MaKe iT lIkE I dId aNd yOuR lIFe wIlL nEvEr bE tHe SaMe" yeah because I'll lose* both my kidneys from all the God damn sodium! 🙄

    • @DarkArisen
      @DarkArisen 3 роки тому +18

      I’m too tickled by this comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @mymelussy2509
      @mymelussy2509 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe you’ll keep your kidneys if you drink as much water as her 🙄

    • @MeiZ125
      @MeiZ125 Рік тому +2

      This comment got me 😂😂😂😂

    • @MoonlightGlow777
      @MoonlightGlow777 Рік тому

      💀

  • @50_shades_brighter54
    @50_shades_brighter54 3 роки тому +425

    The way she took the salmon out bothered me so much, and why is she surprised by the skin??? Very normal for there to be skin on the fish, gorl

    • @desubysnusnu
      @desubysnusnu 3 роки тому +28

      Thats probably the first fish she ever had in her life

    • @corvusastrum2982
      @corvusastrum2982 3 роки тому +19

      The skin is so GOOD if you cook it right too, like get your shit together gorl

    • @orchi4888
      @orchi4888 3 роки тому +3

      @@desubysnusnu yeah it was her first time dealing with fresh fish💀

  • @HanaDubs
    @HanaDubs 3 роки тому +307

    The fact she doesn't understand that Garlic salt is mainly salt and like a pinch of garlic is vile 😭💀

  • @smebro6539
    @smebro6539 3 роки тому +1287

    I showed the salmon clip to my dad who makes salmon almost every week and he began to tear up😭😭

  • @ursapphistfriend
    @ursapphistfriend Рік тому +159

    destiny making a sandwich behind her while she’s making her soup will never not be funny.

    • @Mayme_666
      @Mayme_666 6 місяців тому +14

      Destiny didn't want the shits

  • @chillwe1463
    @chillwe1463 3 роки тому +1030

    Watching her "season" that salmon angered my black soul, sadly. I would've liked to see her try some different recipes, or different flavors she'd enjoy.

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +124

      same 😭😭 it’s all just salt 💀

    • @whack6102
      @whack6102 3 роки тому +113

      It angers my salmon loving soul 😭😭 where's the Cajun seasoning
      Or like.. anything of substance

    • @AlenaLea94
      @AlenaLea94 3 роки тому +31

      Seesuhneeeeeen

    • @ingridstjerneskudd
      @ingridstjerneskudd 3 роки тому +56

      i would rather have salmon with just salt and pepper than her seasoneen

    • @miinnyeek
      @miinnyeek 3 роки тому +4

      Kim Dahyun!

  • @sarahgustafson1382
    @sarahgustafson1382 3 роки тому +228

    She likes it dry because she can’t do it anyway else LMAO

    • @zari2662
      @zari2662 3 роки тому +9

      Seriously!! Like who is she kidding?

    • @tinkertt730
      @tinkertt730 3 роки тому +5

      PLSSS-

  • @thoughtsintowords
    @thoughtsintowords 3 роки тому +452

    Am I wrong or is it amber? But who adds the broth first when making soup...don't you want to saute the onions first or add some seasoning and then the broth...🤔

    • @achilles01202
      @achilles01202 3 роки тому +138

      You’re right, otherwise you’re just boiling raw onion/ veggies with no ✨flavour✨

    • @moemunneymoe
      @moemunneymoe 3 роки тому +43

      I always make the veggies and meat that I want to put in and then add liquid, unless I put potatoes in and then I boil them separately and add them in last.

    • @siriuslylostwerewolf
      @siriuslylostwerewolf 3 роки тому +50

      She boils everything together at the highest temperature and just replaces all the vegetable taste with salt and she likes all her meat dry because she is a ✨dry gorl✨

    • @TwoTailedCaperer
      @TwoTailedCaperer 3 роки тому +26

      She doesn't use oil to sauté her veggies, she just cooks them in water in the skillet. So I guess she doesn't see the need to cook anything before hand. Plus she adds onion powder even to recipes that have actual onion in them anyway.

    • @Chickensareawesome
      @Chickensareawesome 3 роки тому +24

      Amber is wrong. First and foremost, always toast the spices until fragrant! Then onion/garlic/tomatoes.
      One thing living in India did was make me a way better cook 😁

  • @hanabiburuu
    @hanabiburuu 3 роки тому +239

    "i don't need that much fat, let's be real"
    yeah, you don't, yet here you are

  • @Sheraz_ad
    @Sheraz_ad 3 роки тому +231

    Ketchup and sriracha sauce in the soup 🤦‍♀️😓

  • @veraweatherspoon6140
    @veraweatherspoon6140 2 роки тому +181

    She added ketchup, sriracha, and soy sauce to the same soup🤢🤢

    • @brandiblandford8534
      @brandiblandford8534 8 місяців тому +15

      Honestly it's disturbing lol

    • @Sprinkles_kr
      @Sprinkles_kr 3 місяці тому +7

      She’s like a little kid making potions with random things in the fridge 😭

  • @ddestefano2.0
    @ddestefano2.0 Рік тому +82

    “I will NOT be eating all that!”
    “Y’all, I ate the whole thing!”

  • @madhatter9926
    @madhatter9926 3 роки тому +132

    sUpeR SEasOnEd sTUfF - garlic powder, onion powder and pepper

  • @buhnhi
    @buhnhi 3 роки тому +245

    i like how she is constantly saying "i love spicy foods" in all her vids, yet her "spicy" food consists of sriracha, jalapeno and tapatio... all the things which are barely spicy lol

    • @ShidfardsHellHole
      @ShidfardsHellHole 3 роки тому +26

      For you

    • @arheme5056
      @arheme5056 3 роки тому +26

      Okay sorry but i cant eat any spicy food let alone liking it and jalapenos are SPICY AS HELL to me.

    • @rebeccaaustin8996
      @rebeccaaustin8996 3 роки тому +34

      You flexing your spice tolerance 🤣

    • @ericafraser4478
      @ericafraser4478 3 роки тому +11

      We forgetting she’s white, and like me (sriracha is spicyyyyyy to me lol) probably has no spice tolerance

    • @frybit4104
      @frybit4104 5 місяців тому

      She doesn’t even use fresh jalapeños. She uses pickled ones :/

  • @EYE_GOTCHA
    @EYE_GOTCHA 3 роки тому +246

    6:55 Amber has fascinated me for the last three years, but I find it sad how she has to rock from side to side to propel herself forward. I can’t imagine being imprisoned in my body like that.

    • @NightOwlNocturne
      @NightOwlNocturne Рік тому +16

      Don’t feel bad, love. She did that to herself, surprised she isn’t permanently bed bound to be honest 😂😂

  • @aoife1655
    @aoife1655 3 роки тому +172

    I miss her cook with me’s so bad 😭 they were so wild

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +40

      me tooo 😭 when she used to post videos that could be made somewhat entertaining. now she just sits on a couch and complains

  • @aisketchup
    @aisketchup 3 роки тому +111

    The way she’s so excited about that soup is incredible, it is truly horrific. What a waste of veg.

  • @bitsof
    @bitsof 3 роки тому +163

    i really do hate the way she calls a full blown boil "simmering" tho.... the art of cooking was lost here

    • @srose7366
      @srose7366 6 місяців тому

      If cooking is art then she is Hitler.

  • @EYE_GOTCHA
    @EYE_GOTCHA 4 роки тому +338

    IMO, her entire face (and of course her body) has changed so much since she first started vlogging in The Krystle Era. She looks like a different person.

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  4 роки тому +41

      yes, was just editing a video and i realized how much she has changed over the years

    • @rachelg7041
      @rachelg7041 3 роки тому +29

      Pretty soon the fat is going to distribute to her forehead

    • @pancakesyo
      @pancakesyo 3 роки тому +17

      Fr she looks 40

    • @seunnn_1816
      @seunnn_1816 3 роки тому +2

      @@rachelg7041 that 1000 lb sisters reference 😭

  • @AfiOye
    @AfiOye 3 роки тому +322

    I know she didnt just spray the salmon with non stick cooking spray 😳

    • @1004cheonsagateun
      @1004cheonsagateun 3 роки тому +38

      Relax, it was the butter flavored one🙄

    • @arf6899
      @arf6899 3 роки тому +2

      I have never used one, aren't those just oil?

    • @kiwisandsprinkles8947
      @kiwisandsprinkles8947 3 роки тому +14

      @@arf6899 mostly yeah. The reason people don’t like what she did is because her whole reasoning for using the spray is that she “isn’t using oil/butter” (even though that’s exactly what it is) and then she sprays it directly on food (which isn’t necessarily bad to do but if you’re going to do that you may as well just use actual oil or butter)

    • @arf6899
      @arf6899 3 роки тому +5

      @@kiwisandsprinkles8947 ah I see, it's just that people were being really disgusted at this and I thought "doesn't it really go into the food anyway if you spray it in the pan?" but yeah, iknowwhatworksbestformelynn didn't want to use oil so she used spray oil

    • @Blueberryyymuffin
      @Blueberryyymuffin Рік тому +6

      I thought pam had a bunch of chemicals

  • @JB49105
    @JB49105 3 роки тому +91

    Amberlynn is like 600 lbs she does not deserve to be grossed out about a salmon fillet

  • @KitCat-yg3pc
    @KitCat-yg3pc 3 роки тому +97

    She killed me with that Salmom.... that poor Salmon died too be "cooked" like that?!

  • @RachelleGore69
    @RachelleGore69 3 роки тому +171

    “I’m sure everyone knows how to cook salmon” *proceeds to not know how to cook salmon*

  • @CB-tr8vm
    @CB-tr8vm 3 роки тому +126

    just a pot of watery broth with loads of arbitrary spices.... who taught this woman soups??!?

    • @jackies6354
      @jackies6354 3 роки тому +13

      It creeps me out when she adds condiments to soups. It might just be me but I can’t. Or when she adds salsa 🥴

  • @aiste8099
    @aiste8099 3 роки тому +64

    why didn’t she chop any of the vegetables for the soup?? The whole onion slices got me

  • @joda989
    @joda989 3 роки тому +285

    I love baked salmon with som dill, lemon juice, EVOO, fresh garlic. Oh..and of course the obligatory salt and pepper!

    • @achilles01202
      @achilles01202 3 роки тому +44

      Lemon and dill is the way to go with salmon

    • @oriolfernandezpinar1399
      @oriolfernandezpinar1399 3 роки тому +22

      Is it weird that I love the metallic umami flavor that salmon has by itself? I do add some salt sometimes to enhance a lil bit but I just love umami

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 3 роки тому +14

      I like salmon (cooked very similarly) with grilled asparagus (with a little butter and lemon juice) on the side, it's so good and I don't like most vegetables :P

    • @hellosunshine5
      @hellosunshine5 3 роки тому +8

      These ideas sound so good.. I use ginger, olive oil, minced garlic, brown sugar and soy sauce.

    • @joda989
      @joda989 3 роки тому

      @@oriolfernandezpinar1399 not weird at all!

  • @rickyyn3930
    @rickyyn3930 3 роки тому +189

    I'm addicted to her videos, from making disgusting soups to her fake crying and feeling guilty over pigging out, but I'm glad not watching directly from her channel, lmao

  • @juiceloose100
    @juiceloose100 3 роки тому +58

    I wonder if the composer of the 'mii channel' song for the wii knew how iconic it would come to be..

  • @pickle8549
    @pickle8549 3 роки тому +213

    That salmon needs justice if you guys want my salmon recipe
    (Depending on how big)
    2 tbsp of soy sauce
    2 tbsp of sesame oil
    1 tbsp butter
    Sprinkle of everything but the bagel seasoning
    Cook in air fryer for 15 min on 400

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +22

      ooh sounds good 🤤

    • @probablynot2123
      @probablynot2123 3 роки тому +6

      is there an alternative way to cook it if l do not own an air fryer? I’d love to try it!

    • @isaw224
      @isaw224 3 роки тому +7

      @@probablynot2123 air fryers are just small convection ovens so you can just use the oven instead

    • @dixnbutts287
      @dixnbutts287 3 роки тому +2

      I cook it like this sometimes and it’s delicious. Hell even teriyaki sauce with soy sauce and garlic and it’s delicious.

    • @Kittycvt9
      @Kittycvt9 3 роки тому +1

      Yum!! 🤤

  • @Petals-Philomena
    @Petals-Philomena 3 роки тому +89

    As a pastry chef, the state of her pans sends me into anaphylactic shock. At least she covers them so she doesn’t eat bits of metal with her food

  • @lonnibroomfield2830
    @lonnibroomfield2830 3 роки тому +81

    I know for a fact that “soup” has no flavor. None of her food is flavored 🤦🏽‍♀️ so is it really worth the calories?

  • @Vxenkay
    @Vxenkay Рік тому +8

    “ i like super seasoned stuff”
    Proceeds to only use garlic salt, onion powder and black pepper

  • @Zombi3qu33n33
    @Zombi3qu33n33 3 роки тому +68

    It’s crazy how long she could stand up back then now she can’t even make a sandwich standing up now

  • @teyonnalanora1981
    @teyonnalanora1981 3 роки тому +110

    amberlynn adds everything she owns in her kitchen to her soup.

  • @stonerscribetv
    @stonerscribetv 3 роки тому +53

    Cheflynn does to food what Guantanamo Bay does to prisoners

  • @YNGBBY
    @YNGBBY 3 роки тому +50

    She knew she smelled the fiesta blend cheese to catch her breath, she didn't really smell it.

    • @spider_noodles5850
      @spider_noodles5850 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao!!!😂

    • @probablynot2123
      @probablynot2123 3 роки тому +8

      I’m crying at this comment Bc it’s so brutal and it calls her out so badly omg

  • @dwightschrute7777
    @dwightschrute7777 3 роки тому +31

    The way she admitted that the cheese was old and sour and then immediately ate it anyway killed me 😂

  • @omgwtflauren
    @omgwtflauren 3 роки тому +94

    “Salmon Atlantic.”🥴

  • @mirandaroach5251
    @mirandaroach5251 3 роки тому +46

    “I’ve never had fresh salmon, only from a restaurant...” usually the restaurants she is talking about is fresh salmon... usually.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @stonersiren
    @stonersiren Рік тому +20

    "i dont wanna ruin the soup" girl dont even worry 💀

  • @babicakes5978
    @babicakes5978 3 роки тому +55

    why couldn't she at least rub in the all that shit on the salmon D: like gurl its just bunched up in a few places

  • @asun4231
    @asun4231 3 роки тому +51

    honestly if i didn’t know how to cook i just wouldn’t film myself cooking till i learned so no one could see how shit i was

  • @emilyjrlee
    @emilyjrlee 3 роки тому +37

    as a gym rat, i make pretty awful food to fit my macros, but even watching her make food is horrifying

  • @stellahurd
    @stellahurd 3 роки тому +44

    She is a legit pathological liar “ I don’t like ketchup I would ask for no ketchup on my burger” I just watch a golden coral video where her meatloaf was soaked in ketchup 🙄

  • @christopherserrano4014
    @christopherserrano4014 3 роки тому +76

    Says the salmon is too big but cooks and eats it anyway

  • @queenofawesome2550
    @queenofawesome2550 3 роки тому +72

    Does she realize Garlic, onion, salt and pepper aren't the only spices that exist?

  • @Sam-fp9ep
    @Sam-fp9ep 3 роки тому +98

    The way she gets out of breath while eating, is INFURIATING

    • @NightOwlNocturne
      @NightOwlNocturne Рік тому

      I KNOW!! 😂😂 Her body is literally begging her for something to change and all she does is shovel her fat face with more food, it’s sad

  • @bebemarie9311
    @bebemarie9311 3 роки тому +53

    The Salty Salmon chapter of the Pies & Lahs tale.

  • @Minty_Blitz
    @Minty_Blitz 3 роки тому +125

    I always felt sorry for ALR but the salmon bit kinda made me actually hate her....

    • @Haydn-WAM
      @Haydn-WAM 3 роки тому +3

      You hate a person based on how they cook? That's awful! Seek help.

    • @LiterallyLike
      @LiterallyLike 3 роки тому +22

      @@Haydn-WAM there are many valid reasons to hate her. this comment was obviously a joke, but go on and think you did something there

    • @mykittystinksbad2
      @mykittystinksbad2 3 роки тому

      @@LiterallyLike Too bad you didn't do anything at all. Sit down clown!🤡

  • @melt_brain
    @melt_brain 3 роки тому +50

    I love how she actually thinks when she tries to find seasoneens for her food. we all know what ones she's gonna pick, and I'm sure she does too. and sis really said "parzlee" 🤣

  • @celiabowen9880
    @celiabowen9880 3 роки тому +40

    KETCHUP? INTO SOUP?

    • @savannahosterbind5626
      @savannahosterbind5626 3 роки тому +5

      Actually I grew up with it it's not so bad with a vegetable beef soup I learned it from my grandmother and she learned it from her mother who grew up in the depression when they couldn't afford tomato paste

    • @Elena-er7zp
      @Elena-er7zp 3 роки тому +2

      add some ketchup to your chili. it’s good!

  • @drybones1901
    @drybones1901 3 роки тому +42

    F in the chat for that poor salmon it didn't need to be mistreated like that

  • @kay773
    @kay773 3 роки тому +18

    She always says I will not be eating all of that....but ends up eating ALL of THAT.

  • @ihcuhcalaK
    @ihcuhcalaK 3 роки тому +14

    i didn't know animal cruelty was possible after it died

  • @WillowJordan1979
    @WillowJordan1979 3 роки тому +33

    It reminds me of my brother. He made this "soup" at about age 5. He just filled up a kettle with water, threw in a little bread, a little mash potatoes, a little meatball.. I refused to try it. He put a spoon in it, excited, and then his face fell. "Ewww.." He looked so disappointed. Anyway, he's a good cook today, you gotta start somewhere. But Amberlynn never got over that phase.

  • @tyomarti-5141
    @tyomarti-5141 3 роки тому +40

    If my mother and father saw me cut onions like her, they would disown me

  • @MALEKMEA
    @MALEKMEA 5 місяців тому +11

    1:42 “I will not be eating all that” girl it’s the size of your hand yes you will..

    • @snow35340
      @snow35340 3 місяці тому +1

      And also it’s Salmon…like it’s okay if you want to fill up on that lol

  • @ChandlerMcBee-or1ce
    @ChandlerMcBee-or1ce 5 місяців тому +2

    I love that the fridge flickered like it’s a haunted hallway when she opened it

  • @alex_Skye
    @alex_Skye 3 роки тому +73

    “Wow, I’m so confused” .. us too
    “Make it like me and your life will never be the same” ... because we’ll be fucking dead
    “I have no idea what I’m making right now” .. isn’t that a great thing to hear?

    • @Lovestayyyyy
      @Lovestayyyyy 3 роки тому

      Dude when she said that our lives would never be the same I was literally like “yeah cause I’ll be dead” great minds really think alike lmao

  • @LionmaneElsie08
    @LionmaneElsie08 3 роки тому +13

    Seeing her struggling to get the salmon out with a fork, I was internally screaming “just touch the damn salmon!!”

  • @tinaismamama
    @tinaismamama 3 роки тому +19

    She be cooking like she smoking dank and then just go to the kitchen and make some shit up 😂😂😂

    • @sylvie4084
      @sylvie4084 3 роки тому +1

      on god 😭😭

    • @SoApStOnEd-fl9se
      @SoApStOnEd-fl9se 3 роки тому

      Hell nah us pot heads have decent taste!

    • @mariahyohannes
      @mariahyohannes 3 роки тому

      @@SoApStOnEd-fl9se exactly i make my best meals while I'm high

  • @celiabowen9880
    @celiabowen9880 3 роки тому +33

    Watching her cook salmon makes me want to cry

  • @sarakay7291
    @sarakay7291 3 роки тому +53

    damn she completely turned that salmon into a brine

  • @jenclearhearts
    @jenclearhearts 3 роки тому +75

    As if a whole filet of salmon is the worst thing she’s ever eaten. I could eat that! Lol fish is one of the few things you can eat a lot of and be less guilty about lol.

    • @ShErOnful
      @ShErOnful 3 роки тому +3

      salmon is pretty high in kcal though

    • @arheme5056
      @arheme5056 3 роки тому +2

      @@ShErOnful but since its also high on protein and omega, it does good for your body.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 3 роки тому +4

      @@ShErOnful not when you eat 6000 calories a day

    • @Mitters
      @Mitters 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I mean, as much as people are upset about the seasoning, it's better she fill up on something like salmon, than half the other shit she eats. Yes it can high in calories, but it's low calorie for what she normally eats

  • @hailbones6663
    @hailbones6663 3 роки тому +12

    Imagine being an animal who dies and ends up in ALR’s kitchen.

  • @x.toby.rogers.x4602
    @x.toby.rogers.x4602 3 роки тому +8

    Her:"I don't want to ruin the soup"
    Me: girl you way past ruining it

  • @lauriefraser
    @lauriefraser 5 місяців тому +4

    “I know my soups” as she adds a bunch of dollar store dried spices to a pot of tap water 😂😂😂😂 she’s gotta be trollin!
    Shes boiling raw onion! I’m dead 😂😂

  • @Imegraced
    @Imegraced 3 роки тому +38

    "I actually said aluminum right"
    * Cries in British *

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +2

      how do you say it? im genuinely curious 😂

    • @Imegraced
      @Imegraced 3 роки тому +3

      @@aloemineralwater al you minum

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  3 роки тому +3

      @@Imegraced oh that’s interesting i just say it like it’s spelled lol

    • @Imegraced
      @Imegraced 3 роки тому +1

      @@aloemineralwater yeah haha Idk when or why Americans changed it but 😅

    • @sfeele1
      @sfeele1 3 роки тому +7

      @@Imegraced We didn't change it, you did. That was one of the few things we didn't change.

  • @Jenneybee
    @Jenneybee Рік тому +13

    Wild caught salmon with olive oil , lemon pepper , fresh sliced lemon and rosemary twig . Bake 15 minutes serve with rice and asparagus.❤

    • @tertiaritus
      @tertiaritus Рік тому +3

      Right? It needs herbs and acids for its taste to blossom, not some armpit seasoning

  • @Kiki-wj7pi
    @Kiki-wj7pi 2 роки тому +5

    “I didn’t even add butter” sprayed pam on it BRUH

  • @elliewillow4556
    @elliewillow4556 3 роки тому +13

    My mom owns a catering company and said that amber is lucky she hasn’t died from eating so much sodium . ( she also has a degree in nutrition)

    • @puppyluvr17
      @puppyluvr17 Рік тому +1

      Don't need a degree in nutrition to tell you that

  • @pinkmonkeybird2644
    @pinkmonkeybird2644 Рік тому +11

    I think it’s sad that the only thing I’d eat is the PBJ that destiny made behind Amber’s back…

  • @Sheraz_ad
    @Sheraz_ad 3 роки тому +22

    2 servings of salmon she said but she ate the whole thing 😳😂

  • @tamarak776
    @tamarak776 2 роки тому +5

    the waddling gets me everytime😭

  • @rosie_rod02
    @rosie_rod02 3 роки тому +16

    The salmon has a special place in my heart because I watched it near the beginning of my AL journey and it’s when I first witnessed how messed up her cooking truly is

  • @JohnGalt916
    @JohnGalt916 3 роки тому +19

    She tossed the healthiest part of the salmon.

  • @Samsciarra
    @Samsciarra Рік тому +8

    The way she tried to take that salmon out of the package gave me anxiety.
    “There is skin on the bottom, I’m kinda like weirded out” WHAT!??
    I like super seasoned stuff! OMG SHE SPRAYED IT WITH PAM!😩
    I love that she isn’t gonna eat the whole thing and proceeds to put the whole thing on her plate. 😏
    I didn’t even add butter. 😩