That dainty bit of salmon is 2 servings to her yet she proceeds to eat a whole rotisserie chicken, 2 pounds of kielbasa and a party platter of shrimp no problem.
There is another lolcow called King Cobra JFS and he’s the same, but his are fried from all the years of cigarettes and alcohol. Everything he cooks has got something either super salty, or sweet, or just has 400 different flavours that ends up in a mush.
She thinks she's in some video game or something like breath of the wild where she can add random ingredients together in a family size pot and some orange chicken will magically appear..smh
I take her definition of "seasoning" as a personal offence. I'd have showed her how seasoning is done right if I wasn't terrified my portions of food wouldn't be enough for her so she'd resort eating me.
@@dw1n3 pam and other cooking sprays have intentionally deceptive marketing because they say "0 calories" on the nutrition label but what they don't tell you is that if the serving size is less than 5 calories you can round down to 0, and a serving size is a 1 millisecond long spray.
Pam is a seed oil, not butter… it’s essentially motor oil lol, don’t eat that shit, if you want butter get actual real butter that’s 100% more healthy than some ultra processed seed oil like canola or palm oil
@@MyBusanEscape I don't know if I'd call them struggle meals. That's a lot of ingredients for one. Mine surely haven't and don't look like that. I'd like to think I'm a slightly better home cook than that.
Ground chicken = Dirty kitchen sponge. Idk why thats her go to. She has no taste. Have you ever seen her eat a steak?? If you don't care about how big you get at least eat some good food!!!
I've made the comment before and I stick by it. She almost always cooks how others would when its like 2 more days to payday but you've not much food left so you're just kinda cooking up all the random odds and ends that are in the back of the pantry and pray it dosen't kill you.
You can always tell when someone doesn't know how to cook when they just throw a bunch of shit that doesn't go together in a pot and brags about not using recipes
My bf. 😂 Claims he's a great cook. Me, an actually good cook watching him: Horrified. Copious amounts of butter, oil, cream, and cheese. Dumping random spices that don't go together or fit what ever flavor profile he was originally going for. Now it's just a greasy, cheesy mess. Pass. And he wonders why I won't touch anything he makes. Sorry pal, I'm not trying to clog my arteries and become obese.
Lol my old roommate used to be like that. I didn't want to discourage him so I would just make little suggestions here and there. Like hmm next time try this or this will probably elevate the flavor, etc. ALR 'creations'... I can smell it from here, no thanks girl. I'm good!
there is nothing wrong with not using recipes for say: baked chicken, as long as you know what spices go together. BUT SHIT LIKE SOUP? NEEDS A RECIPE! REEEEEEEEE
I like how she kept insisting that the salmon she bought was enough for two servings yet she ate the whole thing without a second thought. She has no concept of appropriate serving sizes.
She does know - She said, it's two servings worth of fish... She just wanted to be greedy and ate the whole thing despite knowing it was more than she needed.
@@AngryLittleSpongeshe weighs like 500 lbs. That's probably not even enough for her. Y'all keep thinking she's 180 lbs and only eats 2000 calories a day. If she did that she would be in starvation mode. It's not like fish is high in fat or calories or anything anyways.
Soy sauce Teriyaki sauce Minced garlic (fresh, not that dried crap) Lemon juice Brown sugar Mix in bowl and brush onto salmon Bake as instructed Voila. Good salmon.
Watching her "season" that salmon angered my black soul, sadly. I would've liked to see her try some different recipes, or different flavors she'd enjoy.
Am I wrong or is it amber? But who adds the broth first when making soup...don't you want to saute the onions first or add some seasoning and then the broth...🤔
I always make the veggies and meat that I want to put in and then add liquid, unless I put potatoes in and then I boil them separately and add them in last.
She boils everything together at the highest temperature and just replaces all the vegetable taste with salt and she likes all her meat dry because she is a ✨dry gorl✨
She doesn't use oil to sauté her veggies, she just cooks them in water in the skillet. So I guess she doesn't see the need to cook anything before hand. Plus she adds onion powder even to recipes that have actual onion in them anyway.
Amber is wrong. First and foremost, always toast the spices until fragrant! Then onion/garlic/tomatoes. One thing living in India did was make me a way better cook 😁
i like how she is constantly saying "i love spicy foods" in all her vids, yet her "spicy" food consists of sriracha, jalapeno and tapatio... all the things which are barely spicy lol
6:55 Amber has fascinated me for the last three years, but I find it sad how she has to rock from side to side to propel herself forward. I can’t imagine being imprisoned in my body like that.
IMO, her entire face (and of course her body) has changed so much since she first started vlogging in The Krystle Era. She looks like a different person.
@@arf6899 mostly yeah. The reason people don’t like what she did is because her whole reasoning for using the spray is that she “isn’t using oil/butter” (even though that’s exactly what it is) and then she sprays it directly on food (which isn’t necessarily bad to do but if you’re going to do that you may as well just use actual oil or butter)
@@kiwisandsprinkles8947 ah I see, it's just that people were being really disgusted at this and I thought "doesn't it really go into the food anyway if you spray it in the pan?" but yeah, iknowwhatworksbestformelynn didn't want to use oil so she used spray oil
I like salmon (cooked very similarly) with grilled asparagus (with a little butter and lemon juice) on the side, it's so good and I don't like most vegetables :P
I'm addicted to her videos, from making disgusting soups to her fake crying and feeling guilty over pigging out, but I'm glad not watching directly from her channel, lmao
That salmon needs justice if you guys want my salmon recipe (Depending on how big) 2 tbsp of soy sauce 2 tbsp of sesame oil 1 tbsp butter Sprinkle of everything but the bagel seasoning Cook in air fryer for 15 min on 400
She is a legit pathological liar “ I don’t like ketchup I would ask for no ketchup on my burger” I just watch a golden coral video where her meatloaf was soaked in ketchup 🙄
I love how she actually thinks when she tries to find seasoneens for her food. we all know what ones she's gonna pick, and I'm sure she does too. and sis really said "parzlee" 🤣
Actually I grew up with it it's not so bad with a vegetable beef soup I learned it from my grandmother and she learned it from her mother who grew up in the depression when they couldn't afford tomato paste
It reminds me of my brother. He made this "soup" at about age 5. He just filled up a kettle with water, threw in a little bread, a little mash potatoes, a little meatball.. I refused to try it. He put a spoon in it, excited, and then his face fell. "Ewww.." He looked so disappointed. Anyway, he's a good cook today, you gotta start somewhere. But Amberlynn never got over that phase.
“Wow, I’m so confused” .. us too “Make it like me and your life will never be the same” ... because we’ll be fucking dead “I have no idea what I’m making right now” .. isn’t that a great thing to hear?
As if a whole filet of salmon is the worst thing she’s ever eaten. I could eat that! Lol fish is one of the few things you can eat a lot of and be less guilty about lol.
Yeah I mean, as much as people are upset about the seasoning, it's better she fill up on something like salmon, than half the other shit she eats. Yes it can high in calories, but it's low calorie for what she normally eats
“I know my soups” as she adds a bunch of dollar store dried spices to a pot of tap water 😂😂😂😂 she’s gotta be trollin! Shes boiling raw onion! I’m dead 😂😂
The salmon has a special place in my heart because I watched it near the beginning of my AL journey and it’s when I first witnessed how messed up her cooking truly is
The way she tried to take that salmon out of the package gave me anxiety. “There is skin on the bottom, I’m kinda like weirded out” WHAT!?? I like super seasoned stuff! OMG SHE SPRAYED IT WITH PAM!😩 I love that she isn’t gonna eat the whole thing and proceeds to put the whole thing on her plate. 😏 I didn’t even add butter. 😩
The theory that she adds so much onion/onion product is so she doesn't have to share with Becky because she doesn't like onions, haunts me
WAIT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE 😭
Someone needs to make a docu series for this specific theory 😂
😂😂😂😂 Seriously!?
What a greedy fu*ck 😂😂😂😂
Wow what a salty little bitch (no pun intended 😅)
“It’s like two serveings at least for me” omg so dainty *eats whole thing*
2 servings is 1 for her
That dainty bit of salmon is 2 servings to her yet she proceeds to eat a whole rotisserie chicken, 2 pounds of kielbasa and a party platter of shrimp no problem.
@@daneen2fabulous she's the queen of portions y'all
Lmao she pretends to eat small amounts but later admits to overeating later.
Like the time she had four half sandwiches. Smh 🍍🖋️🆙™️
Every time I watch her eat that salmon I just think about how fried her taste buds must be. That had to be so salty 💀
Oh god yeah for sure. And not even seasoned well. Just salt and onion powder.
Deep fried
I bet she doesn't even *taste* the food, like, i think she just gobble it like a damn alligator
There is another lolcow called King Cobra JFS and he’s the same, but his are fried from all the years of cigarettes and alcohol. Everything he cooks has got something either super salty, or sweet, or just has 400 different flavours that ends up in a mush.
@@thesausage351 never forget the sushi bacon cheeseburger
"I don't wanna ruin the soup."
I...think that happened about 10 steps ago, love.
that wasn’t even soup 🤣 she put random shit in a pot and called it dinner
you guys don't understand how much money id pay to have Gordon Ramsay react to her cooking
He'd have a heart attack
It would be explative filled
Same I always thought that
I would love to see him taste the salmon
or Uncle Roger
i luv how her soups are like the "potions" you used to make as a kid with grass and shit
I really thought I was the only one 😂😂💀
I didn't make "potions" but I remember using the woods shavings behind my families cabin to make them "Mac and cheese"😭😭😂
grass, clovers, hose water, dirt, all ingredients to make ambers favorite dish!
I bet you could boil it and give it to Amber and she’d be smacking her lips like she was about to kiss the pope
😂😂😂😂 I remember making those! Back in the good old days lol
That poor salmon gave its life to be covered in garlic and onion powder and PAM COOKING SPRAY! RIP.
😂😂😂
@Nancy Flr rip salmon
Not many things annoy me more than meat being disrespected.
@@donamirtz literally
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
My mom told me "don't trust a skinny chef" but I think I owe all the skinny chefs an apology now.
skinny chef,
fat chef,
no guarantee.
what you need is a *real* chef
Just remember Gordon Ramsay is skinny and ALR is 500lbs 😂
alr isnt a chef in the first place
@@dier1ict Gorl thats fatphobic
@@Violet-un9tb how
She thinks she's in some video game or something like breath of the wild where she can add random ingredients together in a family size pot and some orange chicken will magically appear..smh
GORL IM CRYEEN THIS COMMENT IS GOLDEN. THE EXECUTION, THE SUBTLE REFERENCES TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY, EVERYTHING 😭😂
better than any of alr’s poetry i swear 😂😂💀
@@aloemineralwater ooh my God I never felt that seen in my entire life🤣🤣🤣 thank you love🥰🥰🤧
@@juliaseazar of course haha
Pretty sure not even Link would eat her cooking tho....
“I will NOT be eating all that😤🥴”
-immediately eats all that-
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad you caught that
Yeah she means she’s leaving that skin out
Guyzzz shes just being honest
That is not as big as the original, she cut it in half at least, I get that you don’t like her (I don’t know anything about her) but be real
Cheflynn : “I like super seasoned stuff.”
**Adds garlic salt, onion powder and pepper to every meal she makes**
I take her definition of "seasoning" as a personal offence. I'd have showed her how seasoning is done right if I wasn't terrified my portions of food wouldn't be enough for her so she'd resort eating me.
@@salmonela8604 🤣🤣🤣she wouldn’t think twice
@@inushiba3026 I don't think she thinks
@@darkclaws1234567891 😭😂
@@Kittycvt9 i'm crying at these comments haha
SHE WAS LIKE "OMG IT S SO BUTTERY I DIDN T EVEN ADD BUTTER" SHE LITERALLY SPRAYED A TON OF BUTTER ON THAT SALMON I M LOSING MY MIND.
"i didnt add any salt. i just added garlic powder and garlic salt" 💀
She has some sort of delusion that pam isnt butter... Shes said in the past that "Pam has no calories"... She's so lost.
@@dw1n3 pam and other cooking sprays have intentionally deceptive marketing because they say "0 calories" on the nutrition label but what they don't tell you is that if the serving size is less than 5 calories you can round down to 0, and a serving size is a 1 millisecond long spray.
@@ThirdXavierwow I did not know that, wicked
Pam is a seed oil, not butter… it’s essentially motor oil lol, don’t eat that shit, if you want butter get actual real butter that’s 100% more healthy than some ultra processed seed oil like canola or palm oil
I can't believe I had to watch ALR spray PAM on salmon again
i had to see it, so you had to see it gorl 😔
Did you ever see Michealbepetty's reaction to her doing that? Priceless 😂
Her soups are almost like something someone who's never actually eaten food would make.
I wanna call them struggle meals but I've never seem someone struggling quite that much.
@@MyBusanEscape I don't know if I'd call them struggle meals. That's a lot of ingredients for one. Mine surely haven't and don't look like that. I'd like to think I'm a slightly better home cook than that.
@@laneyjackson7880 Yeah I get your point.
how ironic 😳
Ground chicken = Dirty kitchen sponge. Idk why thats her go to. She has no taste. Have you ever seen her eat a steak?? If you don't care about how big you get at least eat some good food!!!
she literally just puts a bunch of water and some broth in a pot, then adds a bunch of random shit. There is NO WAY that actually tastes good
I stg her taste buds don't work anymore 💀
When you're addicted to food, everything tastes good at some point I guess
I bet her food is either bland as all fuck or just salty, no in between.
I've made the comment before and I stick by it. She almost always cooks how others would when its like 2 more days to payday but you've not much food left so you're just kinda cooking up all the random odds and ends that are in the back of the pantry and pray it dosen't kill you.
Gahyeon :3
You can always tell when someone doesn't know how to cook when they just throw a bunch of shit that doesn't go together in a pot and brags about not using recipes
Is disappointing like as someone who tries too cook i at least look the recipe up if I have too😭
My bf. 😂 Claims he's a great cook. Me, an actually good cook watching him: Horrified. Copious amounts of butter, oil, cream, and cheese. Dumping random spices that don't go together or fit what ever flavor profile he was originally going for. Now it's just a greasy, cheesy mess. Pass. And he wonders why I won't touch anything he makes. Sorry pal, I'm not trying to clog my arteries and become obese.
Right? Just cook after a recipe that's what they exist for..
Lol my old roommate used to be like that. I didn't want to discourage him so I would just make little suggestions here and there. Like hmm next time try this or this will probably elevate the flavor, etc. ALR 'creations'... I can smell it from here, no thanks girl. I'm good!
there is nothing wrong with not using recipes for say:
baked chicken, as long as you know what spices go together.
BUT SHIT LIKE SOUP? NEEDS A RECIPE!
REEEEEEEEE
50 bucks says she smells more sour than that cheese at any given moment
I'm sick 😂🤣
Bruh💀💀
I bet she smells like an old babies bottle...
Gaggg ☠️☠️☠️
Why 😭
Her soups have always looked nasty. She is definitely not a southern cook.
Didn't Destiny once say she'd never eat her soups bc they're nasty? 🤭
She’s not even southern 🤦🏻♀️ she’s from California. But she has a “ thick southern “ accent 😂
@@michellealvarez1044 right I live in the south and we don’t talk like her 💀
Dried lentils frozen broc marinated artichoke ... Weirdest ever combo for soup
Her soups looks like sewage water
I like how she kept insisting that the salmon she bought was enough for two servings yet she ate the whole thing without a second thought. She has no concept of appropriate serving sizes.
5:43 “I think next time I’ll cut it in half before plating it” … yeah? That’s what people do when they make more than one serving of something
She does know - She said, it's two servings worth of fish... She just wanted to be greedy and ate the whole thing despite knowing it was more than she needed.
@@AngryLittleSpongeshe weighs like 500 lbs. That's probably not even enough for her. Y'all keep thinking she's 180 lbs and only eats 2000 calories a day. If she did that she would be in starvation mode.
It's not like fish is high in fat or calories or anything anyways.
I didn't know salmon could die twice. Poor fish. He deserved better.
i'm crying 😩😂
‘I don’t need that much fat’ THATS THE ONLY GOOD FAT YOU NEED😭🖐
Nutritionlynn can go as far less a month without fat and she would be fine lol her weight wil drop and her heart health will get a little better
But she's right... she doesn't need that much fat... she's got enough
Soy sauce
Teriyaki sauce
Minced garlic (fresh, not that dried crap)
Lemon juice
Brown sugar
Mix in bowl and brush onto salmon
Bake as instructed
Voila. Good salmon.
Yes!!! This is how my dad makes it 10/10
Yessss 😌
How much of the each?
Nd u jst converted a healthy salmon into a vry unhealthy meal with all these processed sauces nd sugar..atleast her recipe is healthy
@@ixa.m9915healthy? Do you not realise how much sodium and fat was on that salmon from the spray and the seasoning?
"MaKe iT lIkE I dId aNd yOuR lIFe wIlL nEvEr bE tHe SaMe" yeah because I'll lose* both my kidneys from all the God damn sodium! 🙄
I’m too tickled by this comment 😂😂😂😂
Maybe you’ll keep your kidneys if you drink as much water as her 🙄
This comment got me 😂😂😂😂
💀
The way she took the salmon out bothered me so much, and why is she surprised by the skin??? Very normal for there to be skin on the fish, gorl
Thats probably the first fish she ever had in her life
The skin is so GOOD if you cook it right too, like get your shit together gorl
@@desubysnusnu yeah it was her first time dealing with fresh fish💀
The fact she doesn't understand that Garlic salt is mainly salt and like a pinch of garlic is vile 😭💀
I showed the salmon clip to my dad who makes salmon almost every week and he began to tear up😭😭
Did you at least tell him you were sorry?
😭😭💀
tell your dad we're all sorry
im so sorry you had to see that bro's dad
That's sad. I'm vegan btw.
destiny making a sandwich behind her while she’s making her soup will never not be funny.
Destiny didn't want the shits
Watching her "season" that salmon angered my black soul, sadly. I would've liked to see her try some different recipes, or different flavors she'd enjoy.
same 😭😭 it’s all just salt 💀
It angers my salmon loving soul 😭😭 where's the Cajun seasoning
Or like.. anything of substance
Seesuhneeeeeen
i would rather have salmon with just salt and pepper than her seasoneen
Kim Dahyun!
She likes it dry because she can’t do it anyway else LMAO
Seriously!! Like who is she kidding?
PLSSS-
Am I wrong or is it amber? But who adds the broth first when making soup...don't you want to saute the onions first or add some seasoning and then the broth...🤔
You’re right, otherwise you’re just boiling raw onion/ veggies with no ✨flavour✨
I always make the veggies and meat that I want to put in and then add liquid, unless I put potatoes in and then I boil them separately and add them in last.
She boils everything together at the highest temperature and just replaces all the vegetable taste with salt and she likes all her meat dry because she is a ✨dry gorl✨
She doesn't use oil to sauté her veggies, she just cooks them in water in the skillet. So I guess she doesn't see the need to cook anything before hand. Plus she adds onion powder even to recipes that have actual onion in them anyway.
Amber is wrong. First and foremost, always toast the spices until fragrant! Then onion/garlic/tomatoes.
One thing living in India did was make me a way better cook 😁
"i don't need that much fat, let's be real"
yeah, you don't, yet here you are
Ketchup and sriracha sauce in the soup 🤦♀️😓
The ketchup took me tf out
She added ketchup, sriracha, and soy sauce to the same soup🤢🤢
Honestly it's disturbing lol
She’s like a little kid making potions with random things in the fridge 😭
“I will NOT be eating all that!”
“Y’all, I ate the whole thing!”
We all been there
sUpeR SEasOnEd sTUfF - garlic powder, onion powder and pepper
i like how she is constantly saying "i love spicy foods" in all her vids, yet her "spicy" food consists of sriracha, jalapeno and tapatio... all the things which are barely spicy lol
For you
Okay sorry but i cant eat any spicy food let alone liking it and jalapenos are SPICY AS HELL to me.
You flexing your spice tolerance 🤣
We forgetting she’s white, and like me (sriracha is spicyyyyyy to me lol) probably has no spice tolerance
She doesn’t even use fresh jalapeños. She uses pickled ones :/
6:55 Amber has fascinated me for the last three years, but I find it sad how she has to rock from side to side to propel herself forward. I can’t imagine being imprisoned in my body like that.
Don’t feel bad, love. She did that to herself, surprised she isn’t permanently bed bound to be honest 😂😂
I miss her cook with me’s so bad 😭 they were so wild
me tooo 😭 when she used to post videos that could be made somewhat entertaining. now she just sits on a couch and complains
The way she’s so excited about that soup is incredible, it is truly horrific. What a waste of veg.
i really do hate the way she calls a full blown boil "simmering" tho.... the art of cooking was lost here
If cooking is art then she is Hitler.
IMO, her entire face (and of course her body) has changed so much since she first started vlogging in The Krystle Era. She looks like a different person.
yes, was just editing a video and i realized how much she has changed over the years
Pretty soon the fat is going to distribute to her forehead
Fr she looks 40
@@rachelg7041 that 1000 lb sisters reference 😭
I know she didnt just spray the salmon with non stick cooking spray 😳
Relax, it was the butter flavored one🙄
I have never used one, aren't those just oil?
@@arf6899 mostly yeah. The reason people don’t like what she did is because her whole reasoning for using the spray is that she “isn’t using oil/butter” (even though that’s exactly what it is) and then she sprays it directly on food (which isn’t necessarily bad to do but if you’re going to do that you may as well just use actual oil or butter)
@@kiwisandsprinkles8947 ah I see, it's just that people were being really disgusted at this and I thought "doesn't it really go into the food anyway if you spray it in the pan?" but yeah, iknowwhatworksbestformelynn didn't want to use oil so she used spray oil
I thought pam had a bunch of chemicals
Amberlynn is like 600 lbs she does not deserve to be grossed out about a salmon fillet
She killed me with that Salmom.... that poor Salmon died too be "cooked" like that?!
She deadass sprayed Pam on it😭
“I’m sure everyone knows how to cook salmon” *proceeds to not know how to cook salmon*
just a pot of watery broth with loads of arbitrary spices.... who taught this woman soups??!?
It creeps me out when she adds condiments to soups. It might just be me but I can’t. Or when she adds salsa 🥴
why didn’t she chop any of the vegetables for the soup?? The whole onion slices got me
I love baked salmon with som dill, lemon juice, EVOO, fresh garlic. Oh..and of course the obligatory salt and pepper!
Lemon and dill is the way to go with salmon
Is it weird that I love the metallic umami flavor that salmon has by itself? I do add some salt sometimes to enhance a lil bit but I just love umami
I like salmon (cooked very similarly) with grilled asparagus (with a little butter and lemon juice) on the side, it's so good and I don't like most vegetables :P
These ideas sound so good.. I use ginger, olive oil, minced garlic, brown sugar and soy sauce.
@@oriolfernandezpinar1399 not weird at all!
I'm addicted to her videos, from making disgusting soups to her fake crying and feeling guilty over pigging out, but I'm glad not watching directly from her channel, lmao
im so glad you decided to come here then 🥺
I wonder if the composer of the 'mii channel' song for the wii knew how iconic it would come to be..
That salmon needs justice if you guys want my salmon recipe
(Depending on how big)
2 tbsp of soy sauce
2 tbsp of sesame oil
1 tbsp butter
Sprinkle of everything but the bagel seasoning
Cook in air fryer for 15 min on 400
ooh sounds good 🤤
is there an alternative way to cook it if l do not own an air fryer? I’d love to try it!
@@probablynot2123 air fryers are just small convection ovens so you can just use the oven instead
I cook it like this sometimes and it’s delicious. Hell even teriyaki sauce with soy sauce and garlic and it’s delicious.
Yum!! 🤤
As a pastry chef, the state of her pans sends me into anaphylactic shock. At least she covers them so she doesn’t eat bits of metal with her food
I know for a fact that “soup” has no flavor. None of her food is flavored 🤦🏽♀️ so is it really worth the calories?
you’re so pretty
xx ☺️
@@yoongisyana5521 thank you sm 😩 so are you
Its the feeling of stuffing what gets her going. Not the flavor.
You are so pretty girl
@@igottaseethemeaningofit thank you mama🩷🥰
“ i like super seasoned stuff”
Proceeds to only use garlic salt, onion powder and black pepper
It’s crazy how long she could stand up back then now she can’t even make a sandwich standing up now
amberlynn adds everything she owns in her kitchen to her soup.
Cheflynn does to food what Guantanamo Bay does to prisoners
She knew she smelled the fiesta blend cheese to catch her breath, she didn't really smell it.
Lmao!!!😂
I’m crying at this comment Bc it’s so brutal and it calls her out so badly omg
The way she admitted that the cheese was old and sour and then immediately ate it anyway killed me 😂
“Salmon Atlantic.”🥴
69th LIKE YEAAAAA BOYS
“I’ve never had fresh salmon, only from a restaurant...” usually the restaurants she is talking about is fresh salmon... usually.. 🤦🏼♀️
"i dont wanna ruin the soup" girl dont even worry 💀
why couldn't she at least rub in the all that shit on the salmon D: like gurl its just bunched up in a few places
honestly if i didn’t know how to cook i just wouldn’t film myself cooking till i learned so no one could see how shit i was
as a gym rat, i make pretty awful food to fit my macros, but even watching her make food is horrifying
She is a legit pathological liar “ I don’t like ketchup I would ask for no ketchup on my burger” I just watch a golden coral video where her meatloaf was soaked in ketchup 🙄
Says the salmon is too big but cooks and eats it anyway
Does she realize Garlic, onion, salt and pepper aren't the only spices that exist?
The way she gets out of breath while eating, is INFURIATING
I KNOW!! 😂😂 Her body is literally begging her for something to change and all she does is shovel her fat face with more food, it’s sad
The Salty Salmon chapter of the Pies & Lahs tale.
I always felt sorry for ALR but the salmon bit kinda made me actually hate her....
You hate a person based on how they cook? That's awful! Seek help.
@@Haydn-WAM there are many valid reasons to hate her. this comment was obviously a joke, but go on and think you did something there
@@LiterallyLike Too bad you didn't do anything at all. Sit down clown!🤡
I love how she actually thinks when she tries to find seasoneens for her food. we all know what ones she's gonna pick, and I'm sure she does too. and sis really said "parzlee" 🤣
KETCHUP? INTO SOUP?
Actually I grew up with it it's not so bad with a vegetable beef soup I learned it from my grandmother and she learned it from her mother who grew up in the depression when they couldn't afford tomato paste
add some ketchup to your chili. it’s good!
F in the chat for that poor salmon it didn't need to be mistreated like that
She always says I will not be eating all of that....but ends up eating ALL of THAT.
i didn't know animal cruelty was possible after it died
It reminds me of my brother. He made this "soup" at about age 5. He just filled up a kettle with water, threw in a little bread, a little mash potatoes, a little meatball.. I refused to try it. He put a spoon in it, excited, and then his face fell. "Ewww.." He looked so disappointed. Anyway, he's a good cook today, you gotta start somewhere. But Amberlynn never got over that phase.
If my mother and father saw me cut onions like her, they would disown me
1:42 “I will not be eating all that” girl it’s the size of your hand yes you will..
And also it’s Salmon…like it’s okay if you want to fill up on that lol
I love that the fridge flickered like it’s a haunted hallway when she opened it
“Wow, I’m so confused” .. us too
“Make it like me and your life will never be the same” ... because we’ll be fucking dead
“I have no idea what I’m making right now” .. isn’t that a great thing to hear?
Dude when she said that our lives would never be the same I was literally like “yeah cause I’ll be dead” great minds really think alike lmao
Seeing her struggling to get the salmon out with a fork, I was internally screaming “just touch the damn salmon!!”
She be cooking like she smoking dank and then just go to the kitchen and make some shit up 😂😂😂
on god 😭😭
Hell nah us pot heads have decent taste!
@@SoApStOnEd-fl9se exactly i make my best meals while I'm high
Watching her cook salmon makes me want to cry
damn she completely turned that salmon into a brine
As if a whole filet of salmon is the worst thing she’s ever eaten. I could eat that! Lol fish is one of the few things you can eat a lot of and be less guilty about lol.
salmon is pretty high in kcal though
@@ShErOnful but since its also high on protein and omega, it does good for your body.
@@ShErOnful not when you eat 6000 calories a day
Yeah I mean, as much as people are upset about the seasoning, it's better she fill up on something like salmon, than half the other shit she eats. Yes it can high in calories, but it's low calorie for what she normally eats
Imagine being an animal who dies and ends up in ALR’s kitchen.
Her:"I don't want to ruin the soup"
Me: girl you way past ruining it
“I know my soups” as she adds a bunch of dollar store dried spices to a pot of tap water 😂😂😂😂 she’s gotta be trollin!
Shes boiling raw onion! I’m dead 😂😂
"I actually said aluminum right"
* Cries in British *
how do you say it? im genuinely curious 😂
@@aloemineralwater al you minum
@@Imegraced oh that’s interesting i just say it like it’s spelled lol
@@aloemineralwater yeah haha Idk when or why Americans changed it but 😅
@@Imegraced We didn't change it, you did. That was one of the few things we didn't change.
Wild caught salmon with olive oil , lemon pepper , fresh sliced lemon and rosemary twig . Bake 15 minutes serve with rice and asparagus.❤
Right? It needs herbs and acids for its taste to blossom, not some armpit seasoning
“I didn’t even add butter” sprayed pam on it BRUH
My mom owns a catering company and said that amber is lucky she hasn’t died from eating so much sodium . ( she also has a degree in nutrition)
Don't need a degree in nutrition to tell you that
I think it’s sad that the only thing I’d eat is the PBJ that destiny made behind Amber’s back…
2 servings of salmon she said but she ate the whole thing 😳😂
the waddling gets me everytime😭
The salmon has a special place in my heart because I watched it near the beginning of my AL journey and it’s when I first witnessed how messed up her cooking truly is
She tossed the healthiest part of the salmon.
The way she tried to take that salmon out of the package gave me anxiety.
“There is skin on the bottom, I’m kinda like weirded out” WHAT!??
I like super seasoned stuff! OMG SHE SPRAYED IT WITH PAM!😩
I love that she isn’t gonna eat the whole thing and proceeds to put the whole thing on her plate. 😏
I didn’t even add butter. 😩