Every Man's Perfect Wife

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @dad-and-duke
    @dad-and-duke 6 місяців тому +782

    I sent this video to my wife with caption, "You're almost there." She replied with emojis eggplant and a knife. I think that means she is cooking dinner tonight. She really is trying.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 6 місяців тому +20

      😂😂

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 6 місяців тому +16

      Why are women allowed to be abusive?
      Society just laugh it off.
      It's annoying.

    • @laurenh1662
      @laurenh1662 6 місяців тому +34

      @@TedEhioghaedude it was a joke

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 6 місяців тому +26

      @@laurenh1662Swap the genders and people wouldn't view it as a joke.

    • @IanThecrackerstacker
      @IanThecrackerstacker 6 місяців тому +1

      😆

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 6 місяців тому +430

    "I have a headache, but I'll power through."
    Best line hands down!

    • @BCD10
      @BCD10 6 місяців тому +4

      one of the best cures for a headache is...

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 6 місяців тому +4

      @@BCD10 I mean, your not wrong...😄

    • @worfsonofmogh1154
      @worfsonofmogh1154 5 місяців тому +2

      I have a headache but I'll actually drink some water. Like a whole ass glass of water.

    • @LukeLovesRose
      @LukeLovesRose 5 місяців тому

      If only they could power through other problems... like down there

  • @jefferydebbink282
    @jefferydebbink282 6 місяців тому +696

    I think your wives are passive aggressively trying to tell you guys something!!😅😂

    • @MrMistyEyes
      @MrMistyEyes 6 місяців тому +6

      sadly this is a reupload. if you look at this channel its all reuploads. I would suggest we stop supporting channels taking the viewers for idiots and just rehashing the same video over and over with new thumbnail and a different title.

    • @dagman85
      @dagman85 6 місяців тому +3

      Yes, some of the passive-aggressiveness was subtle, but the veil really came off at 1:30.😂

    • @Sexydexy32
      @Sexydexy32 6 місяців тому

      @@MrMistyEyesgo cry about it 😢😢😢

    • @lailaeunice
      @lailaeunice 6 місяців тому +2

      It DOES sound passive aggressive! 🤣😂 Like they didn’t really believe what they were saying! 😂

  • @GenXandProud
    @GenXandProud 6 місяців тому +285

    They have natural comedic talent. Would love more videos with them!

    • @MrMistyEyes
      @MrMistyEyes 6 місяців тому +1

      sadly this is a reupload. if you look at this channel its all reuploads. I would suggest we stop supporting channels taking the viewers for idiots and just rehashing the same video over and over with new thumbnail and a different title.

    • @celticlass8573
      @celticlass8573 6 місяців тому +5

      @@MrMistyEyes This channel is not all re-uploads LOL. Do you even subscribe/watch this channel?

    • @Sica210
      @Sica210 6 місяців тому

      Yea they do!
      poor trey. 🫣🤭

    • @calebs3203
      @calebs3203 6 місяців тому +2

      Reloading helps more people get to see their content. And it’s a great excuse to rewatch something that I’ll laugh at every time!

    • @dogelife7901
      @dogelife7901 6 місяців тому

      classic boring women trying to be funny and failing

  • @vincentdouglass4010
    @vincentdouglass4010 5 місяців тому +30

    I lost it on, "Welcome home. Everything is in perfect order, and I'm in a great mood."
    Well done.

  • @001minky
    @001minky 6 місяців тому +79

    "I have no idea what pain like that is like."🤣

  • @2780-l2k
    @2780-l2k 6 місяців тому +69

    “Oh! I will cook it just like your mom did” 🤣 These lines are killer on point. 🤣

    • @Shmey
      @Shmey 6 місяців тому

      In my case, it’s, “I’ll cook just like my mom!”
      Please don’t tell my wife I said that. Also, my mom has improved dramatically over the years.

  • @sarah-phillips
    @sarah-phillips 6 місяців тому +215

    I don’t even know these ladies but I love them already. The “third cup of soup” and “from a shelter because it will have…stuff” got me.

    • @MrMistyEyes
      @MrMistyEyes 6 місяців тому +1

      sadly this is a reupload. if you look at this channel its all reuploads. I would suggest we stop supporting channels taking the viewers for idiots and just rehashing the same video over and over with new thumbnail and a different title.

    • @ThatDonovanKid
      @ThatDonovanKid 6 місяців тому +5

      @@MrMistyEyes i know it was a reupload. don't even care.

    • @sarah-phillips
      @sarah-phillips 6 місяців тому +7

      @@MrMistyEyes eh, I'm not bothered by it. Especially if it's hi-larious.

  • @daniellellie12
    @daniellellie12 6 місяців тому +56

    The Mountain Dews got me 😂 so true.
    I wanna see The Perfect Husband!!

  • @LNGops
    @LNGops 6 місяців тому +194

    If mine starts acting like this.. I need to be worried.

    • @calmyourmind5665
      @calmyourmind5665 6 місяців тому +17

      This is like “It’s fine,” on steroids.

    • @ForgottenSock101
      @ForgottenSock101 6 місяців тому +2

      pull the mask off like you're shaggy

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 6 місяців тому +2

      Why? Because they aren't abusive?

    • @shiptj01
      @shiptj01 5 місяців тому

      Correct.

    • @prima_ballerina
      @prima_ballerina 4 місяці тому

      Yep. Means either she cheated or - even worse - washed my favorite shirt at 90 degrees.

  • @dforrest4503
    @dforrest4503 6 місяців тому +17

    “Not like that you pervert!” 😂

  • @bucklen62189
    @bucklen62189 6 місяців тому +83

    More Rachel and Kath!!!!

  • @kinseypeterson8664
    @kinseypeterson8664 6 місяців тому +63

    This was hilarious 😂 I love a good wife appearance!

  • @t.j.7574
    @t.j.7574 6 місяців тому +25

    I love seeing your wives in your videos! You need more of them and you guys together.

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 6 місяців тому +28

    🤣🤣🤣 the movies😂😂😂 2 of my husband's favorites- this whole thing was hilarious!

  • @Lashlove16
    @Lashlove16 6 місяців тому +34

    You need them in your videos more often they killed it

  • @skyler.dean.
    @skyler.dean. 6 місяців тому +12

    “Would you like a third?” gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @LesserMe
    @LesserMe 6 місяців тому +28

    The impromptu Rottweiler with ..."stuff", gave me PTSD. They are hilarious. You guys are lucky.

  • @juniormosomi
    @juniormosomi 6 місяців тому +23

    Naturals 😂👏👏 and the passive aggressiveness 😂

  • @fergiefergie5759
    @fergiefergie5759 6 місяців тому +61

    The trash bag comment really got me 😅. My husband does it every. Single. Time 😩

  • @markfredericks9892
    @markfredericks9892 6 місяців тому +30

    The UFC fighter talking about elk meat on the latest Rogan episode was mind blowing!

  • @Hevynly1
    @Hevynly1 6 місяців тому +9

    "We should get a Rottweiler. Like from a shelter. So it's got like... stuff." SO GOOD! 🤣

  • @jeannettemcg
    @jeannettemcg 6 місяців тому +28

    Getting excited about my husband’s golf score and how he played each hole is my life 😅

  • @sylviebarton2406
    @sylviebarton2406 6 місяців тому +10

    I enjoyed them so much that I watched it TWICE! They were spot on and just the right amount of snarky. I also loved your bit at the end! Great job! I'm already a subscriber.

  • @jamesmcarthur6945
    @jamesmcarthur6945 6 місяців тому +68

    The stepford wives 2024 edition

  • @jaceakridge5346
    @jaceakridge5346 6 місяців тому +3

    Could have done “Of course you can have more space in the bathroom! I don’t need both sinks anyway!”

  • @AlauraJones
    @AlauraJones 6 місяців тому +1

    “You’ve had two mountain dews?? Would you like a third?” Sends me every time. 😂

  • @Travinobabino
    @Travinobabino 5 місяців тому +2

    The candle joke got me because my wife is a budding candle collector😂

  • @tishdyer1
    @tishdyer1 6 місяців тому +3

    I LOVE them! They are comic gold!! Please more with them!! ❤

  • @Pizza78517
    @Pizza78517 6 місяців тому +4

    Definitely need more of the ladies, on the podcast and these videos!

  • @darriuscole8544
    @darriuscole8544 5 місяців тому +2

    "Don't adjust the thermostat." Lol

  • @mikeyoder3513
    @mikeyoder3513 6 місяців тому +6

    I'm literally listening to the episode where you guys referenced Rush Hour 2 and how they were confused why you'd watch it 🙄 love it

  • @bertuccigirl
    @bertuccigirl 6 місяців тому +5

    Oh. My. Word. So funny. They are naturals!

  • @SquiggyWigginz
    @SquiggyWigginz 6 місяців тому +17

    This entire video describes my wife. I'm one lucky guy.

  • @nomehdrider
    @nomehdrider 6 місяців тому +3

    I've been married 47 years, and I could relate somewhat, but the big one for me is a wife telling you what she is thinking rather than you knowing what she is thinking. I mean, this is a real and ongoing thing, even after you build up the courage and confront them with cold hard facts. And tears in an argument...I so wish I could cry, maybe I'd feel better, because then, apparently, you can just leave the room-mid argument.

  • @NemetskyCzar
    @NemetskyCzar 6 місяців тому +2

    Oh the sarcasm is strong in those two ladies!

  • @RLewisLightner
    @RLewisLightner 5 місяців тому +2

    Looks like someone read “The Good Wife’s Guide!!!”

  • @lowgrs1
    @lowgrs1 6 місяців тому +4

    they did a great job. That was hilarious and sounds just like my wife. LOL

  • @auntmemeintennessee8033
    @auntmemeintennessee8033 Місяць тому

    “Men Are From Mars. Women Are From Venus.” Most perfect book title, ever! Hilarious!😂

  • @Kleinage
    @Kleinage 6 місяців тому +1

    Bizarrely, this is my intro to your channel (UA-cam algorithm is a weirdo). If the warmup band is this good, I can’t wait to see the headliner, so to speak. Subscribed!

  • @marlagoettel3774
    @marlagoettel3774 6 місяців тому +2

    You all are the best!!! Awesome!!! Your wives are beautiful!! We’re married 36 years and it keeps getting better! 😁😁😁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @jeryncambrah
    @jeryncambrah 6 місяців тому +2

    the ladies are great but the best line of the video for me was "the people we've chosen to love". what a gorgeous way to describe marriage.

  • @DiningPhilanderer
    @DiningPhilanderer 5 місяців тому

    I had to stop at "Hi, welcome home! Everything is in perfect order and I'm in a great mood !!!"

  • @AnnieErnst
    @AnnieErnst 6 місяців тому +2

    I love seeing the ladies in the video! Kathryn’s sarcasm is hysterical! 😂

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang 6 місяців тому

    So incredibly funny 😂
    I love the “online shopping.. returned everything” line!
    It’s not even about money actually, I just don’t want so much packages and stuff at home 😂

  • @reidblundell8703
    @reidblundell8703 6 місяців тому +10

    1:39 dream world comment for sure, she can't even hold straight face on that one haha

  • @PaulV.
    @PaulV. 6 місяців тому +2

    Why this is considered a comedy? This is how it obviously should be.

  • @LovingLifeasEmma
    @LovingLifeasEmma 6 місяців тому +1

    the cabinet doors triggered me lol

  • @GP-fc7jv
    @GP-fc7jv 4 місяці тому +2

    Notice that it’s all just being sportive and caring

    • @garyjaycat
      @garyjaycat 4 місяці тому +1

      So sportive

    • @GP-fc7jv
      @GP-fc7jv 4 місяці тому

      @@garyjaycat 🤣

  • @elizabeths9152
    @elizabeths9152 5 місяців тому +1

    Love the girls! I can relate to Catherine so much I could cry 😂😂😂

  • @calebs3203
    @calebs3203 6 місяців тому

    This is the best comedy channel on UA-cam. Hands freaking down.

  • @melindajohnson9726
    @melindajohnson9726 6 місяців тому +1

    We want more wife videos! They are too cute! Thanks!

  • @MrCrozzB
    @MrCrozzB 6 місяців тому

    Love the genuineness, no one needs high dollar production.

  • @BodaciousWickerman
    @BodaciousWickerman 6 місяців тому +1

    Talladega Nights and Rush Hour 2 are both cinematic masterpieces

  • @LFDNC
    @LFDNC 6 місяців тому +2

    This was hilarious. They were great.

  • @yodazx3450
    @yodazx3450 6 місяців тому +5

    Everything’s in perfect order and I’m in a great mood, men will never hear these words in this order

  • @stevenmichael1354
    @stevenmichael1354 6 місяців тому

    One of the most accurate and hilarious video I've seen in a very long time!!!

  • @rebekahspring4715
    @rebekahspring4715 6 місяців тому +1

    so much funnier when you actually know more about them from the podcast if you aren't a listener you're missing out

  • @bilbobaggins2532
    @bilbobaggins2532 6 місяців тому +2

    Their words are nice, but their tone tells me I'm 5 seconds away from having my throat torn out

  • @financiallife3696
    @financiallife3696 6 місяців тому

    “Honk a few times, really teach them a lesson” 😂😂

  • @ElPedicabAvenger
    @ElPedicabAvenger 6 місяців тому +1

    Man, ... what a GREAT video.... if only there were a podcast where I could get more of those two strapping young fellas at the end... which wasn't mentioned in this video..... but would have been great to have known.... but whatevs....

  • @deborahmahon5451
    @deborahmahon5451 2 місяці тому

    The Rottweiler line got me 🤣🤣 1:04

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 6 місяців тому +2

    This was fantastic! Loved it. 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @elizabethcochran3395
    @elizabethcochran3395 6 місяців тому +5

    I will say my husband is the one who makes us late to church...
    Otherwise, this is hilariously relatable.

  • @Megan-gl4zz
    @Megan-gl4zz 6 місяців тому +1

    Even though this is an old video being reposted, I found myself relating to different things this time. That can't be good lol

  • @barbaracampbell794
    @barbaracampbell794 6 місяців тому +2

    More like they chose to love you guys😊. Great video

  • @lVlegabyte
    @lVlegabyte 4 місяці тому +1

    “I’ll cook it just like your mom did”
    bruh let me tell you, when my wife learned to make carne guisada like my mom, the world became 20% brighter.

  • @psychlover42
    @psychlover42 6 місяців тому +24

    I've noticed a lot of their videos lately have all been reuploads. I recognized this video from a year ago. "Things My Wife NEVER Says"

    • @TeresaS-q7x
      @TeresaS-q7x 6 місяців тому +8

      That's ok, just skip over it. I loved it.

  • @michaelcruz1322
    @michaelcruz1322 6 місяців тому

    I'm newly engaged and this is the content I need in my life. Subbed.

  • @MARStheFORSAKEN
    @MARStheFORSAKEN 6 місяців тому +1

    Im Terrified,this is like a twilight episode.

  • @SageKasuto
    @SageKasuto 6 місяців тому

    LOL! Sheldon Cooper would be so confused by this!

  • @candidlycandace
    @candidlycandace 6 місяців тому +2

    jakes wife is so freaking adorable!

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 6 місяців тому

    Alternate line:
    “All that stuff I ordered on Amazon last month? I’ve already broken down ALL the boxes!”
    IYKYK

  • @obvionaoe
    @obvionaoe 6 місяців тому

    Great lighthearted video 😂 subscribed

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 6 місяців тому +4

    Further proof that even the best of them just don't understand.
    Quiet. We want quiet.

    • @RedBeardDevelopment
      @RedBeardDevelopment 6 місяців тому +1

      They'll never get it.

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 5 місяців тому

      I was way more quiet than my boyfriend in my last relationship.. I needed quiet way more than he did.

  • @tonyportcullis488
    @tonyportcullis488 4 місяці тому +2

    If my wife acted like this I would be extremely worried.

    • @stephenbonaduce7852
      @stephenbonaduce7852 4 місяці тому

      For real. Just one of these would make me suspicious. Two? My brain would be all Admiral Akbar: "IT'S A TRAP!!!" 😅

  • @bbrixon
    @bbrixon 6 місяців тому +20

    This is the scariest video that I've ever seen.
    She's obviously having an affair or was replaced.

    • @LNGops
      @LNGops 6 місяців тому +4

      I figure if mine acts like this, the hitman has already been ordered

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 6 місяців тому

      Right. Because wives can't be loving, right?

  • @allysonmartin3161
    @allysonmartin3161 6 місяців тому

    Your wives are awesome!!!! And I can’t wait to show this to my husband! ❤❤❤

  • @katietomlin3274
    @katietomlin3274 4 місяці тому

    Talladega Nights or Rush Hour 2 😂

  • @jeffhaynes8305
    @jeffhaynes8305 6 місяців тому

    OK....I can't STOP giggling!

  • @tylerwarner3677
    @tylerwarner3677 5 місяців тому

    Some of these were fun and some of these you can feel the angry passive energy from the ladies 😄

  • @A-pw4vk
    @A-pw4vk 2 місяці тому

    Subscribed. Your videos are so funny!

  • @lailaeunice
    @lailaeunice 6 місяців тому

    I’m subscribed already, of course, but I don’t always “thumbs up” y’all’s videos…. But I will this one because your sweet little wives are in it! 😂

  • @jesscaschmidt6373
    @jesscaschmidt6373 6 місяців тому

    Your wives are awesome! I definitely want to see more of them in your videos.

  • @kristinekopecky1550
    @kristinekopecky1550 6 місяців тому +1

    Ladies need a raise!

  • @MelindaBokel
    @MelindaBokel 5 місяців тому +1

    Kathryn is surprisingly a natural! I was impressed! Rachel is great too 😂

  • @ajr3105
    @ajr3105 6 місяців тому

    yeah none of that will ever come out of our mouths lmao haha

  • @LovingLifeasEmma
    @LovingLifeasEmma 6 місяців тому

    not the mountain dewwww

  • @bch5513
    @bch5513 6 місяців тому

    The mt dew made me 😂
    My wife had literally told me multiple times if I get a kidney stone she won't feel sorry for me I drink so many... cause she has "tried"

  • @jergarmar
    @jergarmar 6 місяців тому

    I like how the "perfect wife" is often just what she would say anyway, just without the "tone". 😆

  • @coreyleed8572
    @coreyleed8572 6 місяців тому

    We need to protect these two women at all costs and figure out how to replicate how they act! Lol seriously I Laughed the whole at through! Y’all are some good comedians

  • @2780-l2k
    @2780-l2k 6 місяців тому

    The video game part 😂😂😂

  • @kimberlyanderson1013
    @kimberlyanderson1013 6 місяців тому

    They were both brilliant!
    😂😅😂😅

  • @STS1990
    @STS1990 6 місяців тому

    The online shopping hahahaha

  • @lesleyannmcdaniel9191
    @lesleyannmcdaniel9191 6 місяців тому

    Very funny! All I could think was that my ex would have just wanted silence. "Why are you still talking?" You ladies are blessed that your guys have a sense of humor.

  • @GMoneyTurk
    @GMoneyTurk 6 місяців тому +2

    Utter perfection

  • @chavonnemedrano7117
    @chavonnemedrano7117 6 місяців тому

    You ladies are HILARIOUS!!

  • @cottagefulloflove4090
    @cottagefulloflove4090 6 місяців тому +2

    😂😂 These ladies are great haha

  • @FenrirWolfganger
    @FenrirWolfganger 5 місяців тому +4

    "Welcome home, everything is in perfect order and I'm in a great mood", words no husband has heard ever.

  • @codydavis5525
    @codydavis5525 6 місяців тому +2

    Men, if you find a wife that’s like this, she’s a keeper!