Jojo's Makes Zero Sense. And It's Hilarious

Поділитися
Вставка

КОМЕНТАРІ • 812

  • @BrandonRTalks
    @BrandonRTalks  Місяць тому +192

    Check out Gamersupps here!!! gamersupps.gg/BRTALKS 🔥
    If you guys liked this, I might turn this into a series at some point for each Jojo part. Not straight away though, I got too many other shows I wanna talk about first 😂
    Steins;Gate video is still coming.
    Twitter: twitter.com/BrandonRTalks
    Discord Server: discord.gg/brandonrtalks

    • @fadedc
      @fadedc Місяць тому +1

      ok so a four-year-long series

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st Місяць тому +6

      Can you please make a review of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (Arc #2) next?🥹

    • @tb124.gaming
      @tb124.gaming Місяць тому +2

      I'd be up for watchin more JoJo videos from you :D great job!

    • @ChickenNugget7
      @ChickenNugget7 Місяць тому +2

      I love jojo’s, I just got around to watching it in its entirety recently and it’s fun to see people talking about it like it’s new.
      Off topic did you know the first 2 episodes of konosuba season 3 were leaked 👀

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  Місяць тому +3

      @@ChickenNugget7 Maybe. I definitely wouldn't have already watched them if I did 👀

  • @The_Wnder_of_U
    @The_Wnder_of_U Місяць тому +1817

    Bro thinks this is "JoJo's Average Escapades"😭

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  Місяць тому +190

      LMAO

    • @ardademir7054
      @ardademir7054 Місяць тому +68

      I feel like escapades is the more bizarre word for adventure

    • @phillemon7664
      @phillemon7664 Місяць тому +87

      Correction:
      "JoJo's Mundane Errands"

    • @boiman2470
      @boiman2470 Місяць тому +55

      @@phillemon7664 Final Correction: JoJo's Standard Occurrence

    • @Synthpopper
      @Synthpopper Місяць тому +7

      Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

  • @dragonzone1516
    @dragonzone1516 Місяць тому +1870

    A reminder that Dio is canonically a lawyer

  • @iblowedupachildshouseforfun
    @iblowedupachildshouseforfun Місяць тому +842

    Jojo fans: Jotaro stopping time was the biggest ass pull ever
    No it was Jotaro bringing Joseph back to life
    Me: who actually watched part 2 and knows Joseph pulls a literal Tommy gun out his ass

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 Місяць тому +154

      And like 7 grenades, all of which he somehow attached to Straizo without him even noticing up until the last second

    • @iblowedupachildshouseforfun
      @iblowedupachildshouseforfun Місяць тому +22

      @@alejandroelluxray5298 exactly

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight Місяць тому +79

      hes from new york, what else do you expect?

    • @ba-bakana4490
      @ba-bakana4490 Місяць тому +26

      I remember in part 2 when they mentioned that the red stone of aja is important and musn't been thrown away but the only helpful thing it did was amplify a ripple to erupt a volcano. It would've been better if they hid it entirely stopping Kars from being a god. God I love Jojo's.

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight Місяць тому +7

      @@ba-bakana4490 well i mean they are immortal and intelligent beings, there would be a high chance they'd figure out where you hid it

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 Місяць тому +1123

    Fun fact: That girl from Part 4 was the first ever Yandere created. JoJo creates Tropes... like they existed before. Truly *bizarre.*

    • @JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv
      @JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv Місяць тому +321

      Not sure about the first, but definitely the most popular and probably among the first. And the weird thing is that Yukako was based off Araki’s wife in the past. Stuff like that and Araki’s…………. bug bite thing makes me question this man. A truly bizarre man indeed who doesn’t age.

    • @IfsoFactso
      @IfsoFactso Місяць тому +106

      @@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv it is chronologically the first actually

    • @user-di4bc6rk2s
      @user-di4bc6rk2s Місяць тому +175

      @@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv You know, seeing how he looks like a 20 at most 30 year old man at 63 I would say that Jojo is just a documentary of his life and he is actually Dio with a wig.😅😂

    • @LittleDustDustSans
      @LittleDustDustSans Місяць тому +49

      Actually, Araki is from the future and he time travelled back to the past to "invent" these tropes.

    • @user-zn4sr1ll1c
      @user-zn4sr1ll1c Місяць тому +19

      @@LittleDustDustSans that would mean people from the future are bizarre.... glances at gen Z... my goood it was right in front ofvour faces the whole time

  • @almostcheesecake
    @almostcheesecake Місяць тому +1642

    I can't believe Dio is finally dead. Huzzuh

  • @nomukun1138
    @nomukun1138 Місяць тому +476

    "You can't DO THAT" with the voice ascending two octaves is precisely the emotion of every Jojo villain as they die.

  • @il3fortunato664
    @il3fortunato664 Місяць тому +429

    Fun fact: the first zombie that Jonathan fights it's non other than JACK THE RIPPER!

    • @clsto7022
      @clsto7022 24 дні тому +18

      Jonathan did fight some random unknown zombified cops who were Dio's first victims. But yeah, Jack the Ripper was the first named one.

    • @suryavalluri3894
      @suryavalluri3894 18 днів тому +10

      and he actually goes into the horse to drink blood not to hide

    • @witherbossv1940
      @witherbossv1940 11 днів тому +1

      That's not true. it's the Chinese sun tzu-looking ass zombie.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 5 днів тому +2

      More like jack the ripped I mean LOOK AT THOSE PECKS

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 5 днів тому +2

      ​​@@suryavalluri3894I think he cut the stomach and then gut in and closed it with his hands BRILLIANT STRATEGY!!!
      general Patton: you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD *I READ YOUR BOOK!!!!!!*

  • @frozenburrito2.087
    @frozenburrito2.087 Місяць тому +224

    Before you say JoJo’s doesn’t make sense, you must first consider this question: How many breads have you eaten in your life?

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 5 днів тому +2

      Me: Let's see
      (Couple hours later) 122908777898678874447 122908777888678874448
      Dio: ok that is a lot I mean wow I didn't meant litterly counting

    • @xenophanesbringsthepain1229
      @xenophanesbringsthepain1229 59 хвилин тому

      12. I prefer japanese food.

  • @jewels7252
    @jewels7252 Місяць тому +287

    “Jojos makes zero sense but it’s hilarious”
    Yeah that pretty much sums up the entire show.

  • @anonymousally9783
    @anonymousally9783 Місяць тому +448

    It's not called a "Bizarre Adventure" for a reason lol

    • @giraffenuzZ
      @giraffenuzZ Місяць тому +32

      It is not called a "bizarre adventure" for no reason lol*

    • @Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried
      @Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried Місяць тому +9

      @@giraffenuzZtrue but the way they said it sounds a lot funnier

    • @radiantz8710
      @radiantz8710 Місяць тому

      @@giraffenuzZ It's is the same thing as it is \

    • @AdolfSolosJews
      @AdolfSolosJews Місяць тому

      "It's called a "Bizzarre Adventure" for a reason" whould be better

    • @giraffenuzZ
      @giraffenuzZ Місяць тому

      @radiantz8710 i wasn't correcting that lmao I just wrote that out for whatever reason

  • @Jarethttorney
    @Jarethttorney Місяць тому +324

    Jonathan going up against Vamp Dio just as a normal man is still one of the greatest fights in the series, especially since it shows a lot of traits that future Joestars will have.

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia Місяць тому +40

      Jonathan vs. Dio before he gets anime powers is almost like a Victorian horror novel. I think Dio's voice actor, Takehito Koyasu, even said that he felt like that encounter was the peak of Part 1 Dio.

    • @animeking1357
      @animeking1357 20 днів тому +5

      @@TheAzulmagia This is the exact reason Part 1 is my brother's favorite part.

    • @Snooopy28
      @Snooopy28 8 годин тому

      i always love when protags have no advantages, and can oly rely on their courage and tenacity

  • @Verchilling
    @Verchilling Місяць тому +105

    Trying to explain jojo's plot will make you look like an insane person, you'll end up in arkham asylum.

  • @UshankaMaster
    @UshankaMaster Місяць тому +253

    One of my first animes. I regret nothing.

    • @Jacksonisratkai
      @Jacksonisratkai Місяць тому +2

      *cough* everything. What did I say?

    • @dagtheking5739
      @dagtheking5739 Місяць тому +1

      Well, obviously DBZ was my first, since the ps2.

    • @anime_world6684
      @anime_world6684 Місяць тому +21

      Jojo is too strong of a start as a first anime I’m surprised you still stuck around on the journey

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster Місяць тому

      @@anime_world6684 well my actual first was one punch man in 2019, then I got interested in jojo after all the memes in 2020. I thought jojo was quite intense and absurd. It was absolutely crazy and that's why I liked it, I never took it seriously and laughed out loud each time I tried to guess just what outsmarting bullshittery is around the corner. Also liked the 80 days around the world vibes in stardust crusaders.
      I really started getting interested in anime when I watched oregairu and fate, and my friend introduced me to some other animes. 400 titles behind my belt now.

    • @MM08-_-
      @MM08-_- Місяць тому +8

      Same, I loved the absurdity of it and it's still my #1 favorite anime

  • @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo
    @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo Місяць тому +171

    If you thought Hamon in Part 1 was wacky, clearly you haven't seen Part 2,
    An example is that Joseph Joestar used the hair of a German officer to deflect bullets that came from the fingers of a humanoid that came out of a pillar and said humanoid can somehow learn the entire English(?) language with just a few conversations
    Yeah, Battle Tendency was wild.

    • @ofekk213
      @ofekk213 Місяць тому +33

      IMO, Battle Tendency is the most JOJO part out of all parts. It's batshit insane in all the right areas, and it's incredibly inconventional in comparison to other animes. I mean, *all* JOJO parts are very different from your typical shitty isekai copy&paste anime but for part 2 it's especially true.
      My favourite part is part 4 due to its pacing, large cast, compelling villan and the protagonist being my favourite Jojo, but part 2 has a well-deserved 2nd place in my list.

    • @marcoricci3936
      @marcoricci3936 Місяць тому +17

      that pillar men was also capable of dissmantling an entire mp-40

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. 15 днів тому +7

      another example is the final fight, where Joseph crashes a plane into a volcano to try and stop the literally Unkillable being by burning him in lava, except it doesn’t work because said Unkillable being gets armor at the last second and doesn’t die, then he cuts off Joseph’s arm, which somehow still has enough energy to throw a punch (AFTER it’s been cut off mind you), then the volcano explodes, sending the Unkillable being into space where he drifts for the rest of eternity. Joseph is also flung into the air, but somehow he doesn’t die because I guess he falls into the ocean.(?) and there’s also a cyborg Nazi

    • @JackNick2000
      @JackNick2000 10 днів тому

      @@wren_.didn’t the cut-off arm get launched by the volcanic eruption, which was cause by sunlight energy being amplified a million times thanks to a rock Joseph had?

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 6 днів тому +1

      ​@@wren_.The cyborg Nazi isn't even the evilest guy in the room

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Місяць тому +237

    Baki: "Allow me to introduce myself"

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  Місяць тому +92

      I haven't seen Baki, but from everything I've seen it seems like an even more extreme version of Jojo’s. It scares me 😭

    • @SilverMontegiu
      @SilverMontegiu Місяць тому +121

      JoJo at least attempts to tell a coherent story, Baki is just 1000+ chapters of absolutely random testosterone fueled bullshit

    • @RetroAlex125
      @RetroAlex125 Місяць тому +55

      @@SilverMontegiu oh and that's not it, they love to over complicate moves and have the narrator voice over the fucking minute details dead ass for half the episode

    • @RetroAlex125
      @RetroAlex125 Місяць тому +29

      Oh yeah and invisible fucking food​@@SilverMontegiu

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Місяць тому +23

      Obama was there

  • @egg3228
    @egg3228 Місяць тому +97

    I find it hilarious when people say Part 1 is the LEAST bizarre section cause wtf
    When it has vampires, breathing magic, Dio what are you doing stepbro?, and Jack the Ripper of all people just chilling in a horse
    Then you catch up the other parts and just... 19:54

    • @annatravina8928
      @annatravina8928 13 днів тому

      Yeah I kinda agree
      The first part is.. The third for me and it's the weirdest shit possible. And it's all without stands and high fashion!

  • @shinkaiatsuya950
    @shinkaiatsuya950 Місяць тому +224

    Not many Diobolical villains like Dio.
    If you ever watching Jojo and wonder wtf is going on just remember its not ordinary adventures.
    Also second creepiest anime scene with a horse.

    • @achmodinivswe9500
      @achmodinivswe9500 Місяць тому +33

      “DIObolical”

    • @MattGarZero
      @MattGarZero Місяць тому

      @@achmodinivswe9500
      +10 internets

    • @dagtheking5739
      @dagtheking5739 Місяць тому +5

      Diablolical*

    • @user-op5gr7vr7e
      @user-op5gr7vr7e Місяць тому +12

      Diobolical*

    • @user-ym2ne1zg1b
      @user-ym2ne1zg1b Місяць тому +7

      What's the first one? Horse scene from Berserk is creepy only in the manga, right? Cause the anime is not that good.

  • @The_Hydration_Police
    @The_Hydration_Police Місяць тому +70

    There is only one man more petty and has more hatred for the hero than Dio. Honestly I would be TERRIFIED if Reverse Flash ever met Dio, the amount of evil and trolling they could do. . .oh boy

    • @The_Hydration_Police
      @The_Hydration_Police Місяць тому +9

      Also there is the Jojo Anthology songs, one of which being Johnathan’s Ballad. That song is really beautiful I think and show just how tragic his story is.

  • @redagamer8505
    @redagamer8505 Місяць тому +134

    i love that we all accepted the fact that just go for 3+ month, came back with a video like nothing happend, and we just watch no questions asked

  • @rebecca3647
    @rebecca3647 Місяць тому +151

    Love watching people react to and summarize JJBA. I initially watched Jojo's, like, 2 years ago thinking I'd make fun of the show for its artstyle and such.
    2 episodes into the show, I was hooked. Now, I'm a chronic sufferer of Jojo brainrot.

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels Місяць тому +8

      That's interesting, The artstyle actually drew me in a bit originally because I didnt like how most popular anime looked at the time (something Ive since grown out of, but probably wouldn't have had I not watched JoJo)

    • @annatravina8928
      @annatravina8928 13 днів тому +1

      Here with you! I remember watching several episodes and going 'I will watch this season and never touch the show again'
      Well, here I am - trying to learn jojo poses...

  • @epicfapbattlesofhistory607
    @epicfapbattlesofhistory607 Місяць тому +877

    A sensible synopsis of part 1, but you forgot the best part.
    That guy inside the horse? Jack the Ripper.

    • @rileyinscoe3558
      @rileyinscoe3558 Місяць тому +74

      I was surprised he didn't mention that.

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 Місяць тому +121

      Jack the ripper is a zombie hiding inside of a horse. Why is that sentence not even that strange, or weird.

    • @leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459
      @leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459 Місяць тому +48

      @@toastmaster914 we watched too much jojo, we got conditioned

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 Місяць тому +4

      Honestly dissappointed more classic monsters did'nt make an apperance.

    • @rileyinscoe3558
      @rileyinscoe3558 Місяць тому +2

      @@corryjamieson3909 bruh they had zombies and vampires

  • @Shio_Felsei47
    @Shio_Felsei47 Місяць тому +17

    “Is araki a time traveller?”
    To answer your question, yes he is. He’s a time travelling, stand using, shape shifting, hamon using, heterosexual, definitely straight, vampire and alien.

  • @noahnelson9145
    @noahnelson9145 Місяць тому +65

    because i was 10 and a tad autistic i never questioned anything that happened and now it's my favorite anime ever😭

  • @itsmepunziwei8493
    @itsmepunziwei8493 Місяць тому +271

    Jotaro:YOU SUCK, also I can stop time too now
    Dio:BULLSH*T, HOW
    Jotaro:We have similar stands
    Dio:What kind of leap in logic is that
    Edit:Guys calm down, it's a Team four star reference

    • @nathanblackburn1193
      @nathanblackburn1193 Місяць тому +32

      I mean given how fate is a real thing in Jojo's bizarre Adventure, as seen through numerous fortune tellers in the series, and Jotaro gained Star Platinum though the psychic distress signal from Jonathan's body it makes total sense that Jotaro would gain a stand that counters The World, furthermore it is established that DIO didn't innately know The World could stop time until Enya the Hag told him so the idea of Jotaro only figuring out he can also stop time during the fight with DIO makes sense too

    • @gabrieltroyp.miguel8035
      @gabrieltroyp.miguel8035 Місяць тому +7

      The similar stand thing also happened wit Hermit Purple and Bug Eaten

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaa2301
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaa2301 Місяць тому +10

      Funny thing is: theres actual foreshadowing in part 3 for the jotaro can stop time thing, its just that its never executed well. There are panels where dio uses hermit purple, implying that at least one of the joestars got their stands directly from dio/jonathan (since they technically got their stands because he also did), and a couple of stands have similar enough abilities to be considered "the same kind of stand" (specifically Wheel of Fortune and Strength). The problem is araki never made an effort to point this shit out and just kinda ass-pulled the time stop when he actually could have set it up decently

    • @BetterCaulipowerSall-vq9yn
      @BetterCaulipowerSall-vq9yn Місяць тому +15

      "WOW ARE STANDS SEEM TO BE SIMILAR IN STRENGTH AND SPEED I HOPE THIS DOESN'T TRANSLATE INTO OTHER SIMILARITIES ZA WARUDO"
      -DIO (case sensitive)

    • @Malsi15
      @Malsi15 Місяць тому +1

      You cannot comment if you cannot understand it properly 😂

  • @altu8590
    @altu8590 Місяць тому +38

    It makes sense to us though, because we're batshit insane.

  • @minecraftmcmineface4386
    @minecraftmcmineface4386 Місяць тому +58

    If you are genuinely confused, i think hamon is basically the amplification of natural effects, hence healing, growing flowers, and boosting magnetism. Additionally, it is conductive like electricity and so can do things like let you walk on water becuase you can channel the hamon through it, presumably doing something similar to the leaves

  • @enblightened
    @enblightened Місяць тому +52

    some beautiful acting you did there, the "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" 10:07 really connected with me on a deep level

    • @CubeTube-vq9to
      @CubeTube-vq9to Місяць тому +4

      well that was me doing the voice acting for that😎

    • @ayyewalkdaplank
      @ayyewalkdaplank 24 дні тому +1

      @@CubeTube-vq9to Fantastic comedic vocal range, might I say.

    • @CubeTube-vq9to
      @CubeTube-vq9to 24 дні тому +2

      @@ayyewalkdaplank Thanks! My brother was also doing the other part

  • @abrahamambriz892
    @abrahamambriz892 Місяць тому +26

    Why on Earth is JoJo so memeable? And how the heck can it get the most references out of any media product in the world!?

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Місяць тому +6

      "If Touhou references you multiple times, then you are probably a big deal"

    • @abrahamambriz892
      @abrahamambriz892 Місяць тому +2

      @@lpfan4491 Whoooooooaaaaaaaah...

  • @treasureedison548
    @treasureedison548 Місяць тому +51

    Part 1 is normal chilll

    • @forklordbbb8684
      @forklordbbb8684 Місяць тому +3

      Compared to the others yeah. Part 7 and 8 had insane plots but were both peak so I guess the more wild it is the better it is

    • @tobigrantlbart
      @tobigrantlbart Місяць тому +3

      ​​@@forklordbbb8684
      Part 1 was written by a 27 year old writing his second manga shortly after the cancellation of his first manga. Taking a lot from what made contemporary action manga great.
      Part 7 was made by an experienced manga artist with decades of experience knowing what works, what doesn't and what he wants to do exactly.
      So that's probably it

  • @abrahamambriz892
    @abrahamambriz892 Місяць тому +17

    Your next line will be "next week, you'll get my Battle Tendency review".

  • @funebure
    @funebure Місяць тому +66

    Megumin vs Kurisu was peak cinema,
    Studio Laika would be jealous

  • @battlecatbomb
    @battlecatbomb Місяць тому +11

    Imma be completely honest, rugby does do that to a person, as a person who has played rugby his entire life, my shoulders are massive but my head is comically small

  • @t111ran3
    @t111ran3 Місяць тому +23

    16:30 I appreciate the honestly of not pretending to know everything. Araki took huge inspiration from the likes of the First of the Northern Star, a hugely influential manga even to this day. It feels fresh because of Araki's humour and the fact that anime came out not a long time ago, allowing the franchise to influence the new generation' humour

  • @Lazar-TS
    @Lazar-TS Місяць тому +11

    Yes, Araki is a time traveller...
    Why else do you think he "looks so young" after all these years?

  • @TapaniLastellar
    @TapaniLastellar Місяць тому +32

    After watching this video, this title turned out to be more fitting than the ones you put on the poll

  • @ungatopicante
    @ungatopicante Місяць тому +7

    16:58 I completely forgot about Speedwagon using his chest to heat Zeppelli, God I love this Madhouse of a series

  • @I5g58
    @I5g58 25 днів тому +6

    I loved this video for the most part, but I hate it when people say that hamon makes no sense or is inconsistent. It literally does four things.
    1. Increase people’s strength and make them heal better.
    2. It flows more easily through organic or electronically conductive substances
    3. It burns vampires
    4. It has magnetic like after on the things it touches
    Aside from fortune telling that one time, that literally all it does in part one.

    • @annatravina8928
      @annatravina8928 13 днів тому

      Thank u so much! I just started watching first season and im feeling fairly stupid

  • @abdelilhmanflores
    @abdelilhmanflores Місяць тому +12

    i have a feeling that jojo invented all the insane tropes that we have in modern anime

  • @expertarcher8542
    @expertarcher8542 Місяць тому +15

    Jojo was regretfully my first anime. My friend who recommended it to me quickly regretted his decision after the sheer amount of jojo memes that came out of my mouth on a day to day basis. Luckily I grew out of this… one of My other friends wasn’t so lucky.

  • @ninjaeagleart
    @ninjaeagleart Місяць тому +9

    The characters love to spell out everything that’s on their minds and what’s currently happening as simply as possible, and yet JoJo fans somehow still get confused

  • @NerdGohan
    @NerdGohan Місяць тому +11

    my guy is making fun of an anime that makes zero sense when "BIZARRE" is in it's name

  • @ero-senninsama1734
    @ero-senninsama1734 Місяць тому +19

    15:07 Dio doesnt have hypnosis powers, his RIZZ is just so big that he can fool most people into doing anything most of the time. A lot of the characters in part 3 talks about Dio's insane Charisma, and how they make them drop their guard SUPER badly.

    • @ero-senninsama1734
      @ero-senninsama1734 Місяць тому +8

      Another misremembering, apparently, Dio Brando did use hypnosis on Jack the Ripper to do his bidding.

    • @handartgarfunkal
      @handartgarfunkal 29 днів тому +1

      Wow so dio was so hot that literally every one did what he wanted😂

  • @reconquer5176
    @reconquer5176 Місяць тому +22

    something somehting he didnt forgot his password

  • @BatBreakr
    @BatBreakr Місяць тому +3

    To be fair, the whole thing is so nuts I'm pretty sure it was written on all the drugs. 10 year old me didn't have imagination this balls-to-the-wall.

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0 Місяць тому +7

    23:28 the spinning is for more hamon conducting in his fists and the double fists is to have more hamon overall since 2 fists are bigger than one

  • @Realience
    @Realience Місяць тому +3

    Pluck means courage because it's from Plucky, which is about showing courage

  • @neelamarora6222
    @neelamarora6222 Місяць тому +6

    NGL part 5 Ger Giorno solos every verse except it’s own AU 💀🙏🏻

  • @raepix2
    @raepix2 Місяць тому +4

    16:31 I genuinely like to believe that is his stand ability and intends to hide it

  • @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo
    @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo Місяць тому +8

    I am thoroughly disappointed that you did not add any of the JoJo memes. how dare u
    Good vid tho

  • @stahlwerk812
    @stahlwerk812 21 день тому +2

    the Dio hypnosis thing is cause vampires can hypnotize people, like it's just a standard thing all vampires can do

  • @duraznito3295
    @duraznito3295 Місяць тому +13

    Great video! Now do part two 🙂

  • @call_mebecca
    @call_mebecca Місяць тому +7

    Oh man, what a lovely story with a bitter sweet ending! 😊 I sure hope Jojo’s children live a happy life and Dio definitely doesn’t return. For any reason. At all. 😀

  • @Schmackofatzig
    @Schmackofatzig Місяць тому +4

    JoJo isn’t dumb, it’s bizarre.

  • @neverhuman3975
    @neverhuman3975 15 днів тому +1

    I like how each part can be summed up in very simple terms. Part 1 flamboyant Castlevania, 2 flamboyant Indiana Jones, 3 bros go to Egypt, 4 high school murder mystery, 5 mafia hunt schizophrenic, and 6 Jojo in prison

  • @rextek2973
    @rextek2973 16 днів тому +1

    The strangest thing to me when I first watched jojo was wondering where all the stands I heard so much about were. I literally searched it up to make sure I was watching the right show

  • @Dekusolosyuji
    @Dekusolosyuji 4 дні тому +2

    Dio's "laser eyes" are commonly called space ripper stingy eyes and are made of fluids from Dio's eyes. (maybe water or blood)

  • @misschieflolz1301
    @misschieflolz1301 Місяць тому +6

    oh my god this is brilliant! I havent laughed that hard in a while.
    I've become so disensitised to Jojo BS that I forget how absurd it has been from the get-go. And people call Phantom Blood boring.

  • @ZaccoOfficial
    @ZaccoOfficial 11 днів тому +1

    I recently started watching JoJo's again with a friend who's never seen it and... You would not believe how many times I had to tell him to "trust the process"

  • @johnlindsay7301
    @johnlindsay7301 Місяць тому +12

    5:15 What’s up with Dio’s goofy mask? Did you see the feathers flocking out his cape? That’s in the same shot! I mean, yeah his hat is goofy, but how do you comment on that when he’s wearing those shoulder wings? Lmao.

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  Місяць тому +6

      Fair point. The entire outfit looks ridiculous 😭

    • @Czilla1954
      @Czilla1954 Місяць тому +1

      I mean it is the 1880s

  • @Dr.Plague
    @Dr.Plague Місяць тому +7

    Hahahahahahahaha
    That was good.
    All hail Dr nefarious and myself for that
    Also now that you have said the words of protection you are to be harshly judged by my council.

    • @SpyKid527
      @SpyKid527 Місяць тому

      Hey, there's the homie! I havent been on the discord in a while

  • @chocolatebar6785
    @chocolatebar6785 Місяць тому +9

    cant wait for this guy to do a part 8 video

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  Місяць тому +1

      In like 10 years lmao

    • @chocolatebar6785
      @chocolatebar6785 Місяць тому

      @@BrandonRTalks also the part is like the same size as parts 1-5 combined
      so the video will also be 10 years long

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st Місяць тому

      So the 8 parts are arranged like:
      #1. Phantom Blood
      #2. Battle Tendency
      #3. Stardust Crusaders (1/2)
      #4. Stardust Crusaders (2/2)
      #5. Diamond is Unbreakable (1/2)
      #6. Diamond is Unbreakable (2/2)
      #7. The Golden Wind (1/2)
      #8. The Golden Wind (2/2)
      It may be a good idea to include:
      #9. Stone Ocean (1/2)
      #10. Stone Ocean (2/2)
      These don't have to be reviewed in a specific time frame.

    • @chocolatebar6785
      @chocolatebar6785 Місяць тому

      @@SeaDog1667-1st theres no steel ball run in ba sing se

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st Місяць тому

      @chocolatebar6785 , Steel Ball Run was never formally introduced to the U.S. Besides, the list is of the original Shōnen Jump publication and official timeline, which Steel Ball Run is not part of (taking place in 1890, where in the original, Jonathan Joestar was dead). As for the publication of Steel Ball Run, it only briefly saw use in Shōnen Jump before the series was transferred to V-Jump, a monthly Seinen magazine. Finally, the list I've included covers the Modern Anime, which Steel Ball Run was not a part of in the making of this post.

  • @The_Nexium
    @The_Nexium 3 дні тому +1

    10:24 the situation of "I shoot magically nukes to blow the universe up" and "naw I dodged it" situation if yall didn't use magical probability rock

  • @Arcadia_warlic
    @Arcadia_warlic Місяць тому +2

    Hypnosis was already established with Jack the Ripper before the next encounter (that is how Dio controlled him).
    The tropes are riffing on existing wuxia and the like such as Hokoto no Ken, which was also fairly direct (and also great).
    The primary rule of hamon is that it requires bloodflow and sustained contact for non-organic materials, which is maintained. Adhesive powers seems fairly reasonable in the grand scheme.
    Considering that a double-punch has more heat, even if not more force, it would still better counter the freezing.
    The Space Ripper Stingy Eyes are actually fluid, and work off the same principle as his freezing, but in reverse (pushing out fluid instead of pulling it in).

  • @alphetti4348
    @alphetti4348 Місяць тому +5

    I love how over the top jojos is

  • @nighthunter3753
    @nighthunter3753 Місяць тому +4

    part 2 plz this was the best vid i've seen this week

  • @GS-md1ex
    @GS-md1ex 12 днів тому +2

    Yeah buddy, it ain’t Joe Joe’s Sane Travels, I’d hope it would be wacky and whimsical, even bizarre if you would.

  • @SeaDog1667-1st
    @SeaDog1667-1st Місяць тому +2

    This makes me realize that Demon Slayer is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with Swords and Demons in Taisho-era Japanese.
    (Yeah, that checks out.)
    Wait. 🤔

  • @reicherwallace6774
    @reicherwallace6774 Місяць тому +3

    The tropes actually existed before Jojo. You just aren't familiar with the anime that used them. Jojo's really was parodying stuff like Fist of the North Star and other 80s manga. Just goes to show that these tropes have definitely withstood the test of time for better or worse.

  • @Jamz16
    @Jamz16 Місяць тому +3

    Since everybody seems to be saying fun facts then I shall do my own.
    Fun fact: I am the person who animated the goofy 3d animated sponsorship segment!

  • @niceguy0080
    @niceguy0080 21 день тому +1

    I love trying to explain jojos to people. I also love how they skip Jonathan’s baby for part 2 cuz his name is George 😂

  • @Donderu
    @Donderu Місяць тому +1

    “Pluck” is an actual word, meaning “spirited and determined courage”, but it’s pretty archaic by today’s standards

  • @seatamer22
    @seatamer22 Місяць тому

    I would love it if you made one of these for part 2 because this is hilarious and I am only halfway through

  • @someguywhowatchesanime4074
    @someguywhowatchesanime4074 Місяць тому +3

    19:11 is literally a magical girl move

  • @P1nkNebula
    @P1nkNebula 16 днів тому +1

    26:28 this moment... i've watched JoJo before and i know Jonathan dies but... this moment still gives me chills and makes me tear a bit

  • @P_Goldman
    @P_Goldman Місяць тому +3

    This may be one of the best videos on Jojo's, just because it actually questions it. Thank the algorhythm for bringing me here, I'm just going to subscribe and hope that this becomes a series. Great video :)

  • @gigikiller1
    @gigikiller1 Місяць тому +5

    do part3, part 6 and part 7 making Dio the main character

  • @fearlessgabe1509
    @fearlessgabe1509 Місяць тому +8

    That advertisement was peak

  • @user-xd6op3pv3i
    @user-xd6op3pv3i 3 дні тому

    Make something like this for each part PLEASE this was so fun to watch!!!

  • @yujin.desuuuu
    @yujin.desuuuu Місяць тому +3

    I missed the premiere because i was asleep. I guess I'll wait for a year for the next video to come out

  • @Jikuri
    @Jikuri Місяць тому +2

    I can't blame you not everyone is born with a Giga Chad brain to keep up but after watching Jojo you'll be one Giga Chad

  • @user-yw5jl2wf6h
    @user-yw5jl2wf6h Місяць тому

    Omg please do more of these! 😂 Jjba is one of my favorite series and it definitely deserves the amount of roasting you gave it.

  • @Future_Guy
    @Future_Guy 5 днів тому

    Thank you for the recap. Please make part 2.

  • @ZBott
    @ZBott 18 годин тому

    The leave based paraglider looks like, well, balls. Because this show has to be extra at every stage.

  • @yigitferah6354
    @yigitferah6354 Місяць тому +1

    Cats in jojo:🗿
    Dogs in jojo:💀

  • @ronanHanni
    @ronanHanni Місяць тому +3

    It is called bizzare for a reason

  • @Alonedelta_
    @Alonedelta_ Місяць тому +4

    please make a vid about second season too i wanna hear your takes about it

  • @jatin7513
    @jatin7513 Місяць тому +2

    Now we want other parts too

  • @mr.x991
    @mr.x991 5 днів тому +1

    At least Dio is finally dead right?
    ...
    RIGHT?!

  • @Pokemon-JoJo
    @Pokemon-JoJo Місяць тому +2

    Just learnt speed wagon asmr exists

  • @joestar_140
    @joestar_140 Місяць тому +2

    We need one for part 2 now🔥🔥🔥

  • @SneakyTogedemaru
    @SneakyTogedemaru Місяць тому +1

    And somehow still the craziest part of this video is the patron named Bondrewd.

  • @Mentherex
    @Mentherex 12 днів тому

    The shonen tropes you were talking about is from old novels like dracula, i read dracula right before watching this the first time and it was crazy similar

  • @seenuvlog14
    @seenuvlog14 Місяць тому +6

    Just a question, is this video gonna be a 5 minute vid, or 30 minute

  • @chidivids2005
    @chidivids2005 Місяць тому +1

    This is the funniest most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. I need to watch this asap😂😂

  • @joegrizzlyyt1073
    @joegrizzlyyt1073 20 днів тому

    That’s the beauty of dio as a villain. He’s black Air Force energy incarnate. Alfred said it best “some ppl just wanna see the world burn”

  • @monyzmkwchannel5631
    @monyzmkwchannel5631 Місяць тому

    Ngl that AD delivery was the best. If I ever ever end up buying gamer subs I'm using your code

  • @Jordanfrfr
    @Jordanfrfr 14 днів тому

    yo just realised he was talking about horse horse was in jjba part 7 steel ball run where johnny n gyro where riding it across from sand diego to new york that jojo reference

  • @alifebnazialikhon2895
    @alifebnazialikhon2895 Місяць тому +1

    This is why it's called Jojo's BIZZARE adventure

  • @devlinmcguire7543
    @devlinmcguire7543 Місяць тому +1

    😂 Loved the video, man! Can hardly wait till the next part is out. I've actually never watched Jojo before but i love this explanation you're giving for it.

    • @blackbeargamer2052
      @blackbeargamer2052 Місяць тому +1

      Go watch jojo its good don't spoil urself with a summary

    • @devlinmcguire7543
      @devlinmcguire7543 Місяць тому +1

      @@blackbeargamer2052 Yeah, but it's so hard when I have to juggle a million different shows to get through.
      I've currently and have neen trying and failing to finish:
      Hellsing Ultimate
      Hilda
      Sonic Prime
      TWD
      Now Jojo apparently..
      That one anime I can never remember the name of... it has very muscly men, one of which is like a cave man, another guy has cancer X-Ray eyes and I think the big one gets his jaw bitten off or something..???
      DragonBall GT rewatch (though to be honest here I've been putting this one off for YEARS and it's not like I didn't see it once when I was a kid)
      Frankenstein Family
      ALL of those classic studio gibli films...
      And definitely 100% more things that I'm not even remembering immediately off of the top on my head. Almost all of these things I've started at some point but then never finished. Probably because of my ADD brain wanting to try new things before finishing.

    • @devlinmcguire7543
      @devlinmcguire7543 Місяць тому +2

      @@blackbeargamer2052 I guess I'll put those on hold and watch Jojo after binging the rest of seasons 2&3 of Hilda and the Hilda movie. Thanks for the recommendation! ;)

    • @blackbeargamer2052
      @blackbeargamer2052 Місяць тому +1

      @@devlinmcguire7543
      No problem