Jojo's Makes Zero Sense. And It's Hilarious

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  • @BrandonRTalks
    @BrandonRTalks  7 місяців тому +352

    Check out Gamersupps here!!! gamersupps.gg/BRTALKS 🔥
    If you guys liked this, I might turn this into a series at some point for each Jojo part. Not straight away though, I got too many other shows I wanna talk about first 😂
    Steins;Gate video is still coming.
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    • @fadedc
      @fadedc 7 місяців тому +5

      ok so a four-year-long series

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st 7 місяців тому +9

      Can you please make a review of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (Arc #2) next?🥹

    • @tb124.gaming
      @tb124.gaming 7 місяців тому +3

      I'd be up for watchin more JoJo videos from you :D great job!

    • @ChickenNugget7
      @ChickenNugget7 7 місяців тому +4

      I love jojo’s, I just got around to watching it in its entirety recently and it’s fun to see people talking about it like it’s new.
      Off topic did you know the first 2 episodes of konosuba season 3 were leaked 👀

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  7 місяців тому +5

      @@ChickenNugget7 Maybe. I definitely wouldn't have already watched them if I did 👀

  • @SeaBagel228
    @SeaBagel228 7 місяців тому +338

    I find it hilarious when people say Part 1 is the LEAST bizarre section cause wtf
    When it has vampires, breathing magic, Dio what are you doing stepbro?, and Jack the Ripper of all people just chilling in a horse
    Then you catch up the other parts and just... 19:54

    • @annatravina8928
      @annatravina8928 6 місяців тому +10

      Yeah I kinda agree
      The first part is.. The third for me and it's the weirdest shit possible. And it's all without stands and high fashion!

    • @Morimori67io
      @Morimori67io Місяць тому

      Dio is not Jonathan's step-bro. He's not even Jonathan's adoptive brother since formal adoption wasn't legal back then. At most, they were foster brothers

  • @nomukun1138
    @nomukun1138 7 місяців тому +1411

    "You can't DO THAT" with the voice ascending two octaves is precisely the emotion of every Jojo villain as they die.

    • @eg0istic-al
      @eg0istic-al 6 місяців тому +8

      real

    • @ZT_Flow6
      @ZT_Flow6 6 місяців тому +9

      @@eg0istic-al Ghiaccio:

    • @govnorelven4036
      @govnorelven4036 5 місяців тому +8

      Literally too with Pucci

    • @volomirski1456
      @volomirski1456 2 місяці тому +1

      except the one warrior immortal guy he was him

    • @MushyLizard
      @MushyLizard Місяць тому +1

      @@volomirski1456 If he was "him" you'd remember his name, which Is bruford.

  • @almostcheesecake
    @almostcheesecake 7 місяців тому +3326

    I can't believe Dio is finally dead. Huzzuh

  • @I-love-my-life-it-is-fun
    @I-love-my-life-it-is-fun 7 місяців тому +2990

    Jojo fans: Jotaro stopping time was the biggest ass pull ever
    No it was Jotaro bringing Joseph back to life
    Me: who actually watched part 2 and knows Joseph pulls a literal Tommy gun out his ass

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 7 місяців тому +488

      And like 7 grenades, all of which he somehow attached to Straizo without him even noticing up until the last second

    • @I-love-my-life-it-is-fun
      @I-love-my-life-it-is-fun 7 місяців тому +55

      @@alejandroelluxray5298 exactly

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight 7 місяців тому +215

      hes from new york, what else do you expect?

    • @ba-bakana4490
      @ba-bakana4490 7 місяців тому +86

      I remember in part 2 when they mentioned that the red stone of aja is important and musn't been thrown away but the only helpful thing it did was amplify a ripple to erupt a volcano. It would've been better if they hid it entirely stopping Kars from being a god. God I love Jojo's.

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight 7 місяців тому +30

      @@ba-bakana4490 well i mean they are immortal and intelligent beings, there would be a high chance they'd figure out where you hid it

  • @The_Wnder_of_U
    @The_Wnder_of_U 7 місяців тому +4407

    Bro thinks this is "JoJo's Average Escapades"😭

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  7 місяців тому +472

      LMAO

    • @ardademir7054
      @ardademir7054 7 місяців тому +172

      I feel like escapades is the more bizarre word for adventure

    • @phillemon7664
      @phillemon7664 7 місяців тому +262

      Correction:
      "JoJo's Mundane Errands"

    • @boiman2470
      @boiman2470 7 місяців тому +150

      @@phillemon7664 Final Correction: JoJo's Standard Occurrence

    • @Synthpopper
      @Synthpopper 7 місяців тому +41

      Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

  • @il3fortunato664
    @il3fortunato664 7 місяців тому +1294

    Fun fact: the first zombie that Jonathan fights it's non other than JACK THE RIPPER!

    • @clsto7022
      @clsto7022 6 місяців тому +89

      Jonathan did fight some random unknown zombified cops who were Dio's first victims. But yeah, Jack the Ripper was the first named one.

    • @suryavalluri3894
      @suryavalluri3894 6 місяців тому +46

      and he actually goes into the horse to drink blood not to hide

    • @witherbossv1940
      @witherbossv1940 6 місяців тому +1

      That's not true. it's the Chinese sun tzu-looking ass zombie.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 6 місяців тому +31

      More like jack the ripped I mean LOOK AT THOSE PECKS

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 6 місяців тому +9

      ​​@@suryavalluri3894I think he cut the stomach and then gut in and closed it with his hands BRILLIANT STRATEGY!!!
      general Patton: you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD *I READ YOUR BOOK!!!!!!*

  • @dragonzone1516
    @dragonzone1516 7 місяців тому +4133

    A reminder that Dio is canonically a lawyer

  • @UshankaMaster
    @UshankaMaster 7 місяців тому +643

    One of my first animes. I regret nothing.

    • @Jacksonisratkai
      @Jacksonisratkai 7 місяців тому +5

      *cough* everything. What did I say?

    • @dagtheking5739
      @dagtheking5739 7 місяців тому +3

      Well, obviously DBZ was my first, since the ps2.

    • @anime_world6684
      @anime_world6684 7 місяців тому +36

      Jojo is too strong of a start as a first anime I’m surprised you still stuck around on the journey

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 7 місяців тому

      @@anime_world6684 well my actual first was one punch man in 2019, then I got interested in jojo after all the memes in 2020. I thought jojo was quite intense and absurd. It was absolutely crazy and that's why I liked it, I never took it seriously and laughed out loud each time I tried to guess just what outsmarting bullshittery is around the corner. Also liked the 80 days around the world vibes in stardust crusaders.
      I really started getting interested in anime when I watched oregairu and fate, and my friend introduced me to some other animes. 400 titles behind my belt now.

    • @MM08-_-
      @MM08-_- 7 місяців тому +14

      Same, I loved the absurdity of it and it's still my #1 favorite anime

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 7 місяців тому +2354

    Fun fact: That girl from Part 4 was the first ever Yandere created. JoJo creates Tropes... like they existed before. Truly *bizarre.*

    • @JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv
      @JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv 7 місяців тому +607

      Not sure about the first, but definitely the most popular and probably among the first. And the weird thing is that Yukako was based off Araki’s wife in the past. Stuff like that and Araki’s…………. bug bite thing makes me question this man. A truly bizarre man indeed who doesn’t age.

    • @IfsoFactso
      @IfsoFactso 7 місяців тому +225

      @@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv it is chronologically the first actually

    • @CristianDuta-d9d
      @CristianDuta-d9d 7 місяців тому +331

      @@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv You know, seeing how he looks like a 20 at most 30 year old man at 63 I would say that Jojo is just a documentary of his life and he is actually Dio with a wig.😅😂

    • @Vino734
      @Vino734 7 місяців тому +95

      Actually, Araki is from the future and he time travelled back to the past to "invent" these tropes.

    • @JoeJoesBizzareAmbitions
      @JoeJoesBizzareAmbitions 7 місяців тому +22

      S. H. I. T.

  • @Jarethttorney
    @Jarethttorney 7 місяців тому +758

    Jonathan going up against Vamp Dio just as a normal man is still one of the greatest fights in the series, especially since it shows a lot of traits that future Joestars will have.

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia 7 місяців тому +114

      Jonathan vs. Dio before he gets anime powers is almost like a Victorian horror novel. I think Dio's voice actor, Takehito Koyasu, even said that he felt like that encounter was the peak of Part 1 Dio.

    • @animeking1357
      @animeking1357 6 місяців тому +19

      @@TheAzulmagia This is the exact reason Part 1 is my brother's favorite part.

    • @Snooopy28
      @Snooopy28 6 місяців тому +20

      i always love when protags have no advantages, and can oly rely on their courage and tenacity

    • @MrHj123
      @MrHj123 5 місяців тому +18

      I think Dio wasn't a hater just for hating. He is just 200% British. He saw that Jonathan was a nepo baby and took it personally. He made sure that they wouldn't continue down that line and knocked them down a peg.

    • @kakyoinshikito466
      @kakyoinshikito466 6 днів тому

      ACE ATTORNEYYY

  • @frozenburrito2.087
    @frozenburrito2.087 7 місяців тому +747

    Before you say JoJo’s doesn’t make sense, you must first consider this question: How many breads have you eaten in your life?

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 6 місяців тому +30

      Me: Let's see
      (Couple hours later) 122908777898678874447 122908777888678874448
      Dio: ok that is a lot I mean wow I didn't meant litterly counting

    • @xenophanesbringsthepain1229
      @xenophanesbringsthepain1229 6 місяців тому +8

      12. I prefer japanese food.

    • @samscorch8252
      @samscorch8252 6 місяців тому +8

      And then there’s that one gluten free guy..

    • @TengoHambreඞඞ
      @TengoHambreඞඞ 5 місяців тому +2

      Probably A LOT i eat like 4 breads everyday

    • @Jamz16
      @Jamz16 5 місяців тому +2

      The answer is 0 because canonically I did not animate him eating bread.

  • @battlecatbomb
    @battlecatbomb 7 місяців тому +70

    Imma be completely honest, rugby does do that to a person, as a person who has played rugby his entire life, my shoulders are massive but my head is comically small

  • @shinkaiatsuya950
    @shinkaiatsuya950 7 місяців тому +319

    Not many Diobolical villains like Dio.
    If you ever watching Jojo and wonder wtf is going on just remember its not ordinary adventures.
    Also second creepiest anime scene with a horse.

  • @redagamer8505
    @redagamer8505 7 місяців тому +228

    i love that we all accepted the fact that just go for 3+ month, came back with a video like nothing happend, and we just watch no questions asked

  • @rebecca3647
    @rebecca3647 7 місяців тому +242

    Love watching people react to and summarize JJBA. I initially watched Jojo's, like, 2 years ago thinking I'd make fun of the show for its artstyle and such.
    2 episodes into the show, I was hooked. Now, I'm a chronic sufferer of Jojo brainrot.

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels 7 місяців тому +19

      That's interesting, The artstyle actually drew me in a bit originally because I didnt like how most popular anime looked at the time (something Ive since grown out of, but probably wouldn't have had I not watched JoJo)

    • @annatravina8928
      @annatravina8928 6 місяців тому +6

      Here with you! I remember watching several episodes and going 'I will watch this season and never touch the show again'
      Well, here I am - trying to learn jojo poses...

  • @anonymousally9783
    @anonymousally9783 7 місяців тому +854

    It's not called a "Bizarre Adventure" for a reason lol

    • @giraffenuzZ
      @giraffenuzZ 7 місяців тому +65

      It is not called a "bizarre adventure" for no reason lol*

    • @Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried
      @Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried 7 місяців тому +23

      @@giraffenuzZtrue but the way they said it sounds a lot funnier

    • @radiantz8710
      @radiantz8710 7 місяців тому +1

      @@giraffenuzZ It's is the same thing as it is \

    • @AdolfSolosJews
      @AdolfSolosJews 7 місяців тому

      "It's called a "Bizzarre Adventure" for a reason" whould be better

    • @giraffenuzZ
      @giraffenuzZ 7 місяців тому +1

      @radiantz8710 i wasn't correcting that lmao I just wrote that out for whatever reason

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming 7 місяців тому +443

    Baki: "Allow me to introduce myself"

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  7 місяців тому +177

      I haven't seen Baki, but from everything I've seen it seems like an even more extreme version of Jojo’s. It scares me 😭

    • @SilverMontegiu
      @SilverMontegiu 7 місяців тому +222

      JoJo at least attempts to tell a coherent story, Baki is just 1000+ chapters of absolutely random testosterone fueled bullshit

    • @RetroAlex125
      @RetroAlex125 7 місяців тому +98

      @@SilverMontegiu oh and that's not it, they love to over complicate moves and have the narrator voice over the fucking minute details dead ass for half the episode

    • @RetroAlex125
      @RetroAlex125 7 місяців тому +47

      Oh yeah and invisible fucking food​@@SilverMontegiu

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 7 місяців тому +47

      Obama was there

  • @Donderu
    @Donderu 7 місяців тому +94

    “Pluck” is an actual word, meaning “spirited and determined courage”, but it’s pretty archaic by today’s standards

  • @t111ran3
    @t111ran3 7 місяців тому +63

    16:30 I appreciate the honestly of not pretending to know everything. Araki took huge inspiration from the likes of the First of the Northern Star, a hugely influential manga even to this day. It feels fresh because of Araki's humour and the fact that anime came out not a long time ago, allowing the franchise to influence the new generation' humour

  • @Goblin_Hater_37
    @Goblin_Hater_37 7 місяців тому +160

    There is only one man more petty and has more hatred for the hero than Dio. Honestly I would be TERRIFIED if Reverse Flash ever met Dio, the amount of evil and trolling they could do. . .oh boy

    • @Goblin_Hater_37
      @Goblin_Hater_37 7 місяців тому +25

      Also there is the Jojo Anthology songs, one of which being Johnathan’s Ballad. That song is really beautiful I think and show just how tragic his story is.

  • @Probablyademon
    @Probablyademon 7 місяців тому +107

    If you are genuinely confused, i think hamon is basically the amplification of natural effects, hence healing, growing flowers, and boosting magnetism. Additionally, it is conductive like electricity and so can do things like let you walk on water becuase you can channel the hamon through it, presumably doing something similar to the leaves

  • @noahnelson9145
    @noahnelson9145 7 місяців тому +204

    because i was 10 and a tad autistic i never questioned anything that happened and now it's my favorite anime ever😭

  • @jewels7252
    @jewels7252 7 місяців тому +785

    “Jojos makes zero sense but it’s hilarious”
    Yeah that pretty much sums up the entire show.

    • @TameGoddess
      @TameGoddess 7 місяців тому +20

      its bizarre

    • @unkirbyjosuke1904
      @unkirbyjosuke1904 6 місяців тому +12

      @@mrfact03s It's at minimum 50% of why it's fun.

    • @berrybear177
      @berrybear177 5 місяців тому +5

      Yeah JoJo bizarre adventure the first few episodes Sanity was already thrown out of the window

  • @enblightened
    @enblightened 7 місяців тому +89

    some beautiful acting you did there, the "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" 10:07 really connected with me on a deep level

    • @CubeTubeCubes
      @CubeTubeCubes 7 місяців тому +8

      well that was me doing the voice acting for that😎

    • @ayyewalkdaplank
      @ayyewalkdaplank 6 місяців тому +3

      @@CubeTubeCubes Fantastic comedic vocal range, might I say.

    • @CubeTubeCubes
      @CubeTubeCubes 6 місяців тому +5

      @@ayyewalkdaplank Thanks! My brother was also doing the other part

  • @Verchilling
    @Verchilling 7 місяців тому +273

    Trying to explain jojo's plot will make you look like an insane person, you'll end up in arkham asylum.

  • @abdelilhmanflores
    @abdelilhmanflores 7 місяців тому +36

    i have a feeling that jojo invented all the insane tropes that we have in modern anime

  • @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo
    @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo 7 місяців тому +357

    If you thought Hamon in Part 1 was wacky, clearly you haven't seen Part 2,
    An example is that Joseph Joestar used the hair of a German officer to deflect bullets that came from the fingers of a humanoid that came out of a pillar and said humanoid can somehow learn the entire English(?) language with just a few conversations
    Yeah, Battle Tendency was wild.

    • @ofekk213
      @ofekk213 7 місяців тому +75

      IMO, Battle Tendency is the most JOJO part out of all parts. It's batshit insane in all the right areas, and it's incredibly inconventional in comparison to other animes. I mean, *all* JOJO parts are very different from your typical shitty isekai copy&paste anime but for part 2 it's especially true.
      My favourite part is part 4 due to its pacing, large cast, compelling villan and the protagonist being my favourite Jojo, but part 2 has a well-deserved 2nd place in my list.

    • @marcoricci3936
      @marcoricci3936 7 місяців тому +32

      that pillar men was also capable of dissmantling an entire mp-40

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. 6 місяців тому +33

      another example is the final fight, where Joseph crashes a plane into a volcano to try and stop the literally Unkillable being by burning him in lava, except it doesn’t work because said Unkillable being gets armor at the last second and doesn’t die, then he cuts off Joseph’s arm, which somehow still has enough energy to throw a punch (AFTER it’s been cut off mind you), then the volcano explodes, sending the Unkillable being into space where he drifts for the rest of eternity. Joseph is also flung into the air, but somehow he doesn’t die because I guess he falls into the ocean.(?) and there’s also a cyborg Nazi

    • @JackNick2000
      @JackNick2000 6 місяців тому

      @@wren_.didn’t the cut-off arm get launched by the volcanic eruption, which was cause by sunlight energy being amplified a million times thanks to a rock Joseph had?

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 6 місяців тому +19

      ​@@wren_.The cyborg Nazi isn't even the evilest guy in the room

  • @I5g58
    @I5g58 6 місяців тому +49

    I loved this video for the most part, but I hate it when people say that hamon makes no sense or is inconsistent. It literally does four things.
    1. Increase people’s strength and make them heal better.
    2. It flows more easily through organic or electronically conductive substances
    3. It burns vampires
    4. It has magnetic like after on the things it touches
    Aside from fortune telling that one time, that literally all it does in part one.

    • @annatravina8928
      @annatravina8928 6 місяців тому +2

      Thank u so much! I just started watching first season and im feeling fairly stupid

    • @DevoDude
      @DevoDude 4 місяці тому

      it can burn people too. you just need more ripple infused into the attack

  • @expertarcher8542
    @expertarcher8542 7 місяців тому +39

    Jojo was regretfully my first anime. My friend who recommended it to me quickly regretted his decision after the sheer amount of jojo memes that came out of my mouth on a day to day basis. Luckily I grew out of this… one of My other friends wasn’t so lucky.

  • @ero-senninsama1734
    @ero-senninsama1734 7 місяців тому +64

    15:07 Dio doesnt have hypnosis powers, his RIZZ is just so big that he can fool most people into doing anything most of the time. A lot of the characters in part 3 talks about Dio's insane Charisma, and how they make them drop their guard SUPER badly.

    • @ero-senninsama1734
      @ero-senninsama1734 7 місяців тому +18

      Another misremembering, apparently, Dio Brando did use hypnosis on Jack the Ripper to do his bidding.

    • @handartgarfunkal
      @handartgarfunkal 7 місяців тому +8

      Wow so dio was so hot that literally every one did what he wanted😂

    • @7tales311
      @7tales311 5 місяців тому +12

      @@handartgarfunkal its literally stated dio is bisexual and used his sexuality to attract followers in part 3. dude is unironically just a rizz god.

  • @altu8590
    @altu8590 7 місяців тому +65

    It makes sense to us though, because we're batshit insane.

  • @Shio_Felsei47
    @Shio_Felsei47 7 місяців тому +102

    “Is araki a time traveller?”
    To answer your question, yes he is. He’s a time travelling, stand using, shape shifting, hamon using, heterosexual, definitely straight, vampire and alien.

  • @ungatopicante
    @ungatopicante 7 місяців тому +39

    16:58 I completely forgot about Speedwagon using his chest to heat Zeppelli, God I love this Madhouse of a series

  • @itsmepunziwei8493
    @itsmepunziwei8493 7 місяців тому +308

    Jotaro:YOU SUCK, also I can stop time too now
    Dio:BULLSH*T, HOW
    Jotaro:We have similar stands
    Dio:What kind of leap in logic is that
    Edit:Guys calm down, it's a Team four star reference

    • @nathanblackburn1193
      @nathanblackburn1193 7 місяців тому +38

      I mean given how fate is a real thing in Jojo's bizarre Adventure, as seen through numerous fortune tellers in the series, and Jotaro gained Star Platinum though the psychic distress signal from Jonathan's body it makes total sense that Jotaro would gain a stand that counters The World, furthermore it is established that DIO didn't innately know The World could stop time until Enya the Hag told him so the idea of Jotaro only figuring out he can also stop time during the fight with DIO makes sense too

    • @G4bri3lTPM
      @G4bri3lTPM 7 місяців тому +7

      The similar stand thing also happened wit Hermit Purple and Bug Eaten

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaa2301
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaa2301 7 місяців тому +15

      Funny thing is: theres actual foreshadowing in part 3 for the jotaro can stop time thing, its just that its never executed well. There are panels where dio uses hermit purple, implying that at least one of the joestars got their stands directly from dio/jonathan (since they technically got their stands because he also did), and a couple of stands have similar enough abilities to be considered "the same kind of stand" (specifically Wheel of Fortune and Strength). The problem is araki never made an effort to point this shit out and just kinda ass-pulled the time stop when he actually could have set it up decently

    • @BetterCaulipowerSall-vq9yn
      @BetterCaulipowerSall-vq9yn 7 місяців тому +19

      "WOW ARE STANDS SEEM TO BE SIMILAR IN STRENGTH AND SPEED I HOPE THIS DOESN'T TRANSLATE INTO OTHER SIMILARITIES ZA WARUDO"
      -DIO (case sensitive)

    • @Malsi15
      @Malsi15 7 місяців тому +1

      You cannot comment if you cannot understand it properly 😂

  • @treasureedison548
    @treasureedison548 7 місяців тому +80

    Part 1 is normal chilll

    • @forklordbbb8684
      @forklordbbb8684 7 місяців тому +7

      Compared to the others yeah. Part 7 and 8 had insane plots but were both peak so I guess the more wild it is the better it is

    • @tobigrantlbart
      @tobigrantlbart 7 місяців тому +9

      ​​@@forklordbbb8684
      Part 1 was written by a 27 year old writing his second manga shortly after the cancellation of his first manga. Taking a lot from what made contemporary action manga great.
      Part 7 was made by an experienced manga artist with decades of experience knowing what works, what doesn't and what he wants to do exactly.
      So that's probably it

  • @funebure
    @funebure 7 місяців тому +81

    Megumin vs Kurisu was peak cinema,
    Studio Laika would be jealous

  • @abrahamambriz892
    @abrahamambriz892 7 місяців тому +41

    Your next line will be "next week, you'll get my Battle Tendency review".

    • @Znae629
      @Znae629 Місяць тому +1

      Next week, you-
      Oh, wait, that isn’t meant for me, is it?

  • @GeebusCrust
    @GeebusCrust 4 місяці тому +8

    26:36 i like how at the big climax, after describing all the zany, wacky hamon and vampire powers are over and done with and its just Jojo making a noble sacrifice, you actually called him Jonathan instead of Joenathan. Nice little touch.

  • @TapaniLastellar
    @TapaniLastellar 7 місяців тому +39

    After watching this video, this title turned out to be more fitting than the ones you put on the poll

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw 5 місяців тому +12

    i like jjba because the fights (especially after part 3) are very seldom "guy uses his ability as advertised vs guy who uses his ability as advertised", they get so creative with ideas that are usually really simple

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0 7 місяців тому +15

    23:28 the spinning is for more hamon conducting in his fists and the double fists is to have more hamon overall since 2 fists are bigger than one

  • @BabyCake0619
    @BabyCake0619 Місяць тому +4

    15:57 The reason for this is that Jonathan is actually the father of shonen protags. Every trope you see? It was centred around Jonathan. Araki started a trend in Shonen manga that continued for generations onward. The pure hearted, goofy, talk no jutsu thing all started from HERE 😂

  • @abrahamambriz892
    @abrahamambriz892 7 місяців тому +53

    Why on Earth is JoJo so memeable? And how the heck can it get the most references out of any media product in the world!?

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 7 місяців тому +17

      "If Touhou references you multiple times, then you are probably a big deal"

    • @abrahamambriz892
      @abrahamambriz892 7 місяців тому +3

      @@lpfan4491 Whoooooooaaaaaaaah...

  • @ZT_Flow6
    @ZT_Flow6 6 місяців тому +13

    Dio's "laser eyes" are commonly called space ripper stingy eyes and are made of fluids from Dio's eyes. (maybe water or blood)

  • @Lazar-TS
    @Lazar-TS 7 місяців тому +25

    Yes, Araki is a time traveller...
    Why else do you think he "looks so young" after all these years?

  • @raepix2
    @raepix2 7 місяців тому +6

    16:31 I genuinely like to believe that is his stand ability and intends to hide it

  • @sansybut8972
    @sansybut8972 6 місяців тому +7

    23:51 now Dio it's definitely dead, definitely
    "It turns out that Dio was not actually dead"

  • @reconquer5176
    @reconquer5176 7 місяців тому +26

    something somehting he didnt forgot his password

  • @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo
    @SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo 7 місяців тому +12

    I am thoroughly disappointed that you did not add any of the JoJo memes. how dare u
    Good vid tho

  • @call_mebecca
    @call_mebecca 7 місяців тому +13

    Oh man, what a lovely story with a bitter sweet ending! 😊 I sure hope Jojo’s children live a happy life and Dio definitely doesn’t return. For any reason. At all. 😀

  • @ninjaeagleart
    @ninjaeagleart 7 місяців тому +20

    The characters love to spell out everything that’s on their minds and what’s currently happening as simply as possible, and yet JoJo fans somehow still get confused

  • @duraznito3295
    @duraznito3295 7 місяців тому +15

    Great video! Now do part two 🙂

  • @nighthunter3753
    @nighthunter3753 7 місяців тому +8

    part 2 plz this was the best vid i've seen this week

  • @Arcadia_warlic
    @Arcadia_warlic 7 місяців тому +9

    Hypnosis was already established with Jack the Ripper before the next encounter (that is how Dio controlled him).
    The tropes are riffing on existing wuxia and the like such as Hokoto no Ken, which was also fairly direct (and also great).
    The primary rule of hamon is that it requires bloodflow and sustained contact for non-organic materials, which is maintained. Adhesive powers seems fairly reasonable in the grand scheme.
    Considering that a double-punch has more heat, even if not more force, it would still better counter the freezing.
    The Space Ripper Stingy Eyes are actually fluid, and work off the same principle as his freezing, but in reverse (pushing out fluid instead of pulling it in).

  • @mike1564
    @mike1564 7 місяців тому +7

    5:36 I love how even tho a part 1 Dio model exists he still uses the part 3 one. lol

  • @GreatDuckKing
    @GreatDuckKing 5 місяців тому +3

    Okay, now do the rest. Also, I feel like he is basically acting like how speedwagon does through certain episodes in part 1and I love it.

  • @user666crazyman
    @user666crazyman 6 місяців тому +6

    12:16 I'd like to mention not only that Jojo came WAY before demon slayer (at least the comics) but also that hamon is just based on a real thing in their culture.

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  6 місяців тому +5

      Dude, I talked about how Jojo came out in 1987 in the same video. I was implying the opposite. That Demon Slayer took from Jojo’s.

    • @user666crazyman
      @user666crazyman 5 місяців тому +1

      @@BrandonRTalks fair enough

  • @Dragons4Dummies
    @Dragons4Dummies 19 днів тому +1

    Talking is a free action in the jojo's universe. No matter how fast the villain, how close the fall, or how long you've stopped causality. Talking takes 0 of those seconds. It's in the rules

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw 5 місяців тому +12

    1:29 well it started because he wanted to ruin johnathan and get him kicked out/dead so he'd become the sole heir of all the joestar money, but then johnathan decided to be cool and made things cascade terribly out of his control, until dio found the stone mask in his most desperate time and decided to abandon his original, failed plan for what he believed to be infinite power that the stone mask would grant. then, in part 3, the stardust crusaders all go and fight dio because him existing made holly get very sick and not healthy, but i think he probably wouldve ignored them if they didnt go to him first. then he became very dead and not alive.

  • @shinyyordle9233
    @shinyyordle9233 16 днів тому +1

    There's something overlooked about the death of Jonathan and is Dio's humanity showing up for a brief moment. Is like Dio is a child who's being playing the villain the whole time and realized how far he's gone now that he killed his brother. We will never know the true emotions that Dio felt at that moment, but the look, the surprise might had tell many things.
    Dio eventually accepts what he become and is the villain we know in part 3 and onwards. Remember that inside the bizarre nature of the series, Araki writes the characters with complex psychological logic.

  • @rextek2973
    @rextek2973 6 місяців тому +4

    The strangest thing to me when I first watched jojo was wondering where all the stands I heard so much about were. I literally searched it up to make sure I was watching the right show

  • @P1nkNebula
    @P1nkNebula 6 місяців тому +3

    26:28 this moment... i've watched JoJo before and i know Jonathan dies but... this moment still gives me chills and makes me tear a bit

  • @ero-senninsama1734
    @ero-senninsama1734 7 місяців тому +4

    22:05 A true gentleman never employs sneaky tactics, but wins his confrontations by sheer skill, power of will and the spirit of Justice. Tickery is something only an evil, despicable villain would do.
    Plus, Jonathan is just a Golden Retriever, he could never pull a scheme like that, look at him, such a good boy.

  • @misschieflolz1301
    @misschieflolz1301 7 місяців тому +10

    oh my god this is brilliant! I havent laughed that hard in a while.
    I've become so disensitised to Jojo BS that I forget how absurd it has been from the get-go. And people call Phantom Blood boring.

    • @Ja_Kuja
      @Ja_Kuja 5 місяців тому +1

      I never understood why or how people could call Phantom Blood boring

    • @The_Joestar
      @The_Joestar 3 місяці тому

      It's shows people's age tbh. PB is a very typical 80s shonen series and I've noticed people who grew up with those seem to appreciate PB more.

  • @j-don5228
    @j-don5228 5 місяців тому +5

    15:09 Just to clarify, a lot of Dio's powers are based on the classic vampire tropes depucted in the original Dracula novel, including hypnosis. So although it seems random, there is a rhyme and reason to it

    • @aquilschutte
      @aquilschutte 4 місяці тому

      How about the laser eyes in the ship?

    • @j-don5228
      @j-don5228 2 місяці тому

      @@aquilschutte Creative liberty, but it was probably inspired by the eye hypnosis in Dracula, since Dio doesn't really use it

  • @johnlindsay7301
    @johnlindsay7301 7 місяців тому +17

    5:15 What’s up with Dio’s goofy mask? Did you see the feathers flocking out his cape? That’s in the same shot! I mean, yeah his hat is goofy, but how do you comment on that when he’s wearing those shoulder wings? Lmao.

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  7 місяців тому +7

      Fair point. The entire outfit looks ridiculous 😭

    • @Czilla1954
      @Czilla1954 7 місяців тому +2

      I mean it is the 1880s

  • @neelamarora6222
    @neelamarora6222 7 місяців тому +7

    NGL part 5 Ger Giorno solos every verse except it’s own AU 💀🙏🏻

  • @someguywhowatchesanime4074
    @someguywhowatchesanime4074 7 місяців тому +10

    19:11 is literally a magical girl move

  • @NerdGohan
    @NerdGohan 7 місяців тому +16

    my guy is making fun of an anime that makes zero sense when "BIZARRE" is in it's name

  • @kyoai
    @kyoai 6 місяців тому +2

    9:00 I'm so glad you brought that up. For the longest time I found out that Jojo fights are basically what would happen if two children were playing and pretend to fight, trying to out-wit each other by constantly coming up with spontaneous new powers and counter-attacks. "I do A" "Oh yea? well my B does C so it blocks your attack A, so now I attack back with D" "While you do D I do E and counter your attack with F". Before I was annoyed by the ass-pulling that was happening in this show, but once I understood that idea, I started to love it.

  • @Jamz16
    @Jamz16 7 місяців тому +4

    Since everybody seems to be saying fun facts then I shall do my own.
    Fun fact: I am the person who animated the goofy 3d animated sponsorship segment!

  • @P_Goldman
    @P_Goldman 7 місяців тому +4

    This may be one of the best videos on Jojo's, just because it actually questions it. Thank the algorhythm for bringing me here, I'm just going to subscribe and hope that this becomes a series. Great video :)

  • @Realience
    @Realience 7 місяців тому +8

    Pluck means courage because it's from Plucky, which is about showing courage

  • @mbphilipblack8993
    @mbphilipblack8993 3 місяці тому +3

    You haven't heard of the word Pluck/ or the phrase Plucky Kid.
    They're the underdog that manages to fight against the odds, like a plucky kid who scares away a burglar or a plucky cat who manages to overpower a dog.

  • @hamstmond8202
    @hamstmond8202 22 дні тому +2

    2:04 JO IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???

  • @chocolatebar6785
    @chocolatebar6785 7 місяців тому +9

    cant wait for this guy to do a part 8 video

    • @BrandonRTalks
      @BrandonRTalks  7 місяців тому +1

      In like 10 years lmao

    • @chocolatebar6785
      @chocolatebar6785 7 місяців тому +1

      @@BrandonRTalks also the part is like the same size as parts 1-5 combined
      so the video will also be 10 years long

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st 7 місяців тому

      So the 8 parts are arranged like:
      #1. Phantom Blood
      #2. Battle Tendency
      #3. Stardust Crusaders (1/2)
      #4. Stardust Crusaders (2/2)
      #5. Diamond is Unbreakable (1/2)
      #6. Diamond is Unbreakable (2/2)
      #7. The Golden Wind (1/2)
      #8. The Golden Wind (2/2)
      It may be a good idea to include:
      #9. Stone Ocean (1/2)
      #10. Stone Ocean (2/2)
      These don't have to be reviewed in a specific time frame.

    • @chocolatebar6785
      @chocolatebar6785 7 місяців тому

      @@SeaDog1667-1st theres no steel ball run in ba sing se

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st 7 місяців тому

      @chocolatebar6785 , Steel Ball Run was never formally introduced to the U.S. Besides, the list is of the original Shōnen Jump publication and official timeline, which Steel Ball Run is not part of (taking place in 1890, where in the original, Jonathan Joestar was dead). As for the publication of Steel Ball Run, it only briefly saw use in Shōnen Jump before the series was transferred to V-Jump, a monthly Seinen magazine. Finally, the list I've included covers the Modern Anime, which Steel Ball Run was not a part of in the making of this post.

  • @JosephZ-x8c
    @JosephZ-x8c 6 місяців тому +2

    Make something like this for each part PLEASE this was so fun to watch!!!

  • @ero-senninsama1734
    @ero-senninsama1734 7 місяців тому +4

    18:35 Pluck means courage, its just an old term.

  • @Sebbie_Weirdo_123
    @Sebbie_Weirdo_123 3 місяці тому

    I remember reading the manga and seeing that part with the leaves. I legit just shrugged and kept going because it felt so normal at that point. Your description made me laugh at midnight lol.

  • @jatin7513
    @jatin7513 7 місяців тому +3

    Now we want other parts too

  • @NolteGameOver
    @NolteGameOver 4 місяці тому +1

    I started watching the series because of the amount of memes I found everywhere haha. And Ngl I cried at that ending, it was very unexpected and I never believed that the protagonist was going to die

  • @yujin.desuuuu
    @yujin.desuuuu 7 місяців тому +4

    I missed the premiere because i was asleep. I guess I'll wait for a year for the next video to come out

  • @ero-senninsama1734
    @ero-senninsama1734 7 місяців тому +2

    20:00 You werent having a fever dream, part one's use of hamon is just like Superman. Hamon is the power of the Sun and it does whatever Jojo/Superman needs to do to win, SPECIALLY that glider thing lol.

  • @Dr.Plague
    @Dr.Plague 7 місяців тому +7

    Hahahahahahahaha
    That was good.
    All hail Dr nefarious and myself for that
    Also now that you have said the words of protection you are to be harshly judged by my council.

    • @SpyKid527
      @SpyKid527 7 місяців тому

      Hey, there's the homie! I havent been on the discord in a while

  • @SalvēMundē
    @SalvēMundē 7 місяців тому +1

    Omg please do more of these! 😂 Jjba is one of my favorite series and it definitely deserves the amount of roasting you gave it.

  • @BatBreakr
    @BatBreakr 7 місяців тому +5

    To be fair, the whole thing is so nuts I'm pretty sure it was written on all the drugs. 10 year old me didn't have imagination this balls-to-the-wall.

  • @seatamer22
    @seatamer22 7 місяців тому

    I would love it if you made one of these for part 2 because this is hilarious and I am only halfway through

  • @EpicSans3000
    @EpicSans3000 6 місяців тому +10

    4:43 OMG GUYS LOOK IT'S FORTNITE

  • @tarabletv
    @tarabletv 2 місяці тому +1

    Would love to see you make videos on the other parts as well!

  • @ghoulchan7525
    @ghoulchan7525 7 місяців тому +3

    i think at the time Jojo was heavily inspired by Fist of the North Star. so that probably explains some stuff. much like how later Shounen took a lot from Dragonball.

  • @The_Nexium
    @The_Nexium 6 місяців тому +2

    10:24 the situation of "I shoot magically nukes to blow the universe up" and "naw I dodged it" situation if yall didn't use magical probability rock

  • @1gient
    @1gient 7 місяців тому +3

    3:00 ya think that's funny in the manga Araki actually did that edit with Jonathan getting out of the carriage.

  • @alphetti4348
    @alphetti4348 7 місяців тому +5

    I love how over the top jojos is

  • @Opfst
    @Opfst 7 місяців тому +4

    WE NEED PART 2

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy 4 місяці тому

    19:54 just bookmarking this for myself. the “I HAVENT!!!” is so masterfully performed lmao

  • @gigikiller1
    @gigikiller1 7 місяців тому +5

    do part3, part 6 and part 7 making Dio the main character

  • @joestar_140
    @joestar_140 7 місяців тому +2

    We need one for part 2 now🔥🔥🔥

  • @Schmackofatzig
    @Schmackofatzig 7 місяців тому +4

    JoJo isn’t dumb, it’s bizarre.

  • @darthvader9777
    @darthvader9777 3 місяці тому +1

    i have a theory, the way jack the ripper got in the horse is that he used the ability the pillar men use in part 2( shifting through the horse like they did through humans).