The Trail Encabulator
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- The latest in mountain bike technology from the geniuses at SCOTT Sports.
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Directed by Matt Dennison
Written by Jason Lucas, David Wiggins, and Matt Dennison
Director of Photography Matt Young
STARRING
Kristof Gillese as Host
CREW
Production Manager: Madison Wallinger
1st AC: Lake Hughes
2nd AC: Luke Hylands
Key Grip: James Zmud
Dolly Grip: Kyle Mckeachie
Grip: Alex Tseng
Gaffer: Sebastian Syrota
Lamp Op: Goose Little
Sound Mixer: Tim Kubbinga
Wardrobe & Production Designer: Brooke Taylor
Hair + Makeup: Kiera Castro
Producers: David Wiggins and Jason Lucas
Production Assistants: Lucas Thompson and Alonso Recavarren
Background Actors: Dale Taylor, Catherine Taylor, Jorge Reyes, Thomas Torres, Queency Torres, Adam Gillese
POST PRODUCTION
Editor: David Wiggins
Sound Designer: Charlie Hernández
Colourist: Matt Young
As an engineer I have great admiration and infatuation for this telegenic characterization.
As a business process engineer, I concur... The flatulence infatuation is affirmative
As a bicycle mechanic I can hardly contain my exuberance that I’ll never have to work on one of these.
@@GoodTimeBikes same here.
Nice to see major manufacturers going out of their way to effectively prevent side fumbling for once
Yes, a problem that has been inherent to encabulators since their birth deserves some attention. It's a pity that the cheaper alternatives don't try to address it
So true. Some of the cheap knock-off encabulators even WORSEN the side fumbling problem!@@jameshogge
whoever had the idea of putting up all those signs ("No Diving" in particular) deserves a bonus.
the kid working at 0:37 is another nice comical touch
Do not not enter.
Not to mention the TYPE 2 LASER INSTRUMENT.
Discouraging running with live snakes and prohibiting baby carriages are messages that needs to be heard.
@@johnanddiann100 DO NOT PUT YOUR APPENDAGES IN THE MACHINE.
You guys did it great with this one! Perfectly capturing the nonsense of the original video!
what is original video?
@@chiboreache ua-cam.com/video/Ac7G7xOG2Ag/v-deo.html & ua-cam.com/video/RXJKdh1KZ0w/v-deo.html
@@chiboreache ua-cam.com/video/Ac7G7xOG2Ag/v-deo.html
@@chiboreache the Turboencabulator
ua-cam.com/video/Ac7G7xOG2Ag/v-deo.html
Lol I thought this was an original and found it pretty genius actually!
Finally someone who makes some sense in the bike industry 🤘
lol now i can fly past people making them believe i have an ebike 😂
Lol I can't think of anything worse
I can just imagine how bad at the sport people would think I am while passing me on climbs if I was riding this thing lol
I’m assuming the e stands for encabulator
Honestly, preventing side fumbling by itself was a major selling point. At least for me. I'm in.
Oh my. The Rockwell Turbo Encabulator. I worked for them back in the day and we watched this video over and over as a joke at work.
You guys brought back an industry classic.
So good! 😂
It strangely all actually makes sense in a chaotic, discombobulated way... loved this!
I want a T-shirt that says “my hydrocoptic marzelvane is bigger than yours”
I would get that on the front of the shirt if I were you!!! LoL 😅
This is too damn funny! My brainular functionality has been thoroughly detonated! 😂 🤯
Well done on the parody.
This is the perfect example of a "trust me, I'm an engineer" product. That doesn't change a tiny thing in our riding
But does the Trail Encabulator have a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters?
This is great work from Scott/IFHT. I love that a joke from the 1940s is still entertaining people 80 years later.
Don't forget to apply the cortical electrodes and try to get a neural response.
This is so perfect! If you see this and don't get the hilarious reference to the decades old engineering trope you need to explore the history of The Retro (or Turbo) Encabulator!
Was hoping someone else would know this reference!
The techno babble is impeccable. 🤌🤌
“Available wherever Scott Sports Products are sold.” Absolute genius 🤣🤣
I too am an obsessed follower of encabulators.
Very well done.
The encabulation concept is evergreen.
That level of techno babble would make Jordy Le Forge proud. nice work.
Brilliant twist on a classic - nicely done
This is the greatest video I've watched all year.
1. Excellent spin on the original video!
2. That "No Diving" sign on the door. I caught that.
HAHA ! I love that I didn't understand 95% of what that guy said, but the bike looks super cool
Thats because 100% of what he said was nonsense
@@Alderonn10 I'm actually very worried that 5% of it made sense to him.
Omg! I can't believe you guys know this video...and Scott signed off. This is amazing! 😆😆😆
Well done on the remake of a classic! 12 trillion BTUs is a very impressive figure, just over 250,000 tons of TNT 🤙
This enhanced motion picture encapsulates the finite details of off-road articulation demands with a plethora of scientific research and real world materials analysis and micro-function assessment. We will all benefit from its existence.
I'm so glad to see this, we've had so much trouble in the original machine with side fumbling that the panametric pham is almost incalibrable.
That was funny, love how the commercial was combined with comedy.
Totally knew what he was talking about the whole time. Talking about the bike in basic English terminology. 😂
I love it! Best improvement over the Turbo Encabulator I have every heard! Beers to you!
for Christmas I wish for a bloopers reel of this video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol at all the safety signs. "Do not run holding live snakes
I love when Big Mountain Bike Companies trust Ifht and Mahalo my Dude on filming this Gbarly Mountain bikes, CHEERS IFHT!!
LoL side fumblings been eliminated and the dingle-arm's thriving
Well… now i want a Scott bike😂
Literally don't do it. Unless it's like the 900/910 level kit. Their bikes are terribly spec'd.
I was about to ask if you guys were gonna prevent side fumbling on this version but I'm glad you covered it.
Scott: How many words can we use in this Thesaurus? IFHT: Yes.
designer and videographer exclaiming that this bike was an inspirational factor in my largely relatable edcuational project regarding caloric based human propulsion
Here comes another banger video 🤟
I'd never thought I'd see this... Technology has come so far! 😂
The Trail Encabulator made by Scotto truly is remarkable indeed, Using it on Gnrly trails will surely give you tht exhilarating feeling of Awesomeness, Truly Elegant Indeed
What everyone else hears around me when I'm talking about my bike
Finally Out! Yea! And the timing is perfect.
My market based economic encabulus has yielded the final traunch of disenplaned stack fungibles in the specific specie and volume necessary for the fully weighted tran-bartering load.
Yeah, that's exactly why I bought my Scott Spark as well! 😄🤔
Excellent adaption of the original Encabulator concept born in the 1950s
NO DIVING ! 😝 - If you got the joke - Epic ! - If not - I'm sorry. 😂
Do NOT enter
Dear TEAM, now this ad was GENIUS! Superstar!!
Good Lord it's about time that side fumbling is taken care of. I almost quit mountain biking because of that.
“But what happens if I want to check my sag?”
“That’s the neat part, you don’t”
theres external markings
@@luca_dierks I figured there would be something. Just seems less convenient than the traditional sag ring
I earned a degree in physics, and MBA, a Doctorate in Public Health, and even I don't understand what this guy is saying!
I just want to know if the tires spin???
Having been side-fumbled on a bike before, this is a welcome surprise. Looking forward to ride with the telescopathic hydrogenic feedback switch on my handlebars.
LOVE the signs at 1:38!!!
Twin lock is a major non selling point. It’s a combobulator of wires and lever cluster!
THis is just flat out Hilarious!
I was going to do this a few months ago, but these guys beat me to it
And to think it all started from a crudely conceived idea for a method to synchronize cardinal gram-meters while simultaneously removing the side fumbling problem. Amazing tech indeed.
Love this channel
Those safety signs are hilarious...
Thanks, I always wondered how Plumbuses got made!
I love the no diving sign.
Dang, now that you put it that way, $7500 for that frame doesn't sound too bad
FINALLY… I’ve been putting up with side fumbling for far too long!
this vernacular is quite incredulously comprehensible it is unfamiliar to any other vernacular I have ever glanced before
Finally! Side fumbling is resolved!
Wasn't prefamulated amulite used by mopar in viper transmissions?
The Mesias has come back!
Take that side fumbling!
Time will tell whether the ambificent lunar wane shaft is sufficiently robust. The only way I've seen side fumbling properly addressed is with at least 6 hydrocoptic marzel vanes; You'll notice that they dont state how many marzel vanes are present. The use of a preflamalated carbonite shell is an exciting new step though.
We've all heard products state that side fumbling is addressed, but I'm starting to think it might be inherent to the encabulation process.
the excess explanation of mechancial terms and ellaborate descriptions has lead to me perciving an exponentional marginal increase in personal understandment and familiarity with not only the technology integrated into said afformentioned trail encabulatior, but has caused an increased desire for ownership of this product. if only the financial resources required for obtaining this marvel of technology were cheaper :(
A missile knows where it is...
technical jargon overload
Wow! - Where to buy?
From last year‘s model I have a spare dingle-arm left. Can I apply this to the marzul-vanes of the new model? I am afraid of sinusoidial depleneration.
The first step toward avoiding sinusoidal depleneration is verifying that you're using pre-fabulated amulite, the raw stuff won't work. Also make sure you're using unilateral phase detractors.
Inconceivable!
I got what I wanted from this video, I must now find the engineer to share this with😧
BTW for everyone who desires continuation of encabulation, do seek out the SANS ICS Hyper Encabulator, featuring the one and only Mike Kraft.
Yes, but what’s the head angle?
is it April yet?
Ascended, my dude!
I thought my english is alright - for an engineer.
Next time my boss asks if i want to make some further studies / courses i'll tell him "english" :-P
I'm doing an engineering PHD rn and... These were the most confusing few minutes of my life 😂
The hydrscopic marlsrvanes on my bike do need replenuration
Shock is still upside down
Can’t believe the cables go through the headset, cool bike but that’s a huge deal breaker for me
When you find out what a thesaurus is
"Center quadrant" 😁
I will be investing in a trail encabulator
This short film has been received by the bike community opposite of the bike itself
FIRST IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR A NEW VIDEO
I hope specialized is taking notes. Particularly on the elimination of the side fumbling. Maybe my X2 won’t blow up for the 5th time 🙃
Very very good video.
And they kept the prefabricated amulite didn't they???
I love Bold!
Yes!
I just want to say that i understood everything in this video
WORK! 😀... was it a Parody, Satire, or a real / legit Ad?
Just need to add a dingle hopper to it
Bro it’s soo odd but cool
Tell me you're an engineer without saying you're an engineer
Just how did you manage to get so many polysyllabicprofundancies microencapusulated within the Trail Encabulator?
Knibbling pins were used..
I was worried about the side fumbling, until he addressed it.