Protect The VIP At All Costs - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2020
- They want Billy dead and it's up to us to protect him at all costs. Why are legacy units so good at getting themselves killed?
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15:18
That barrelroller always dreamed of walking up to heaven on his barrel and now he can
I beleive I can fly
He did
I know
Lol
He *was* flying!
"Odds against you 2"
Whatever your next battle of choice is, you can only use half as much money as the opposing army is worth.
Tank more like T O N K
This is more of a challenge than a battle
The squeaklel
so basically every ''the challenge'' campaign level
15:18 I love how the barrel roller just majestically take off to heaven
fr bro like he was just walking to haven
Ikr
Bro literally just 'I must go my people need me'
My man rolled so hard he flew to heaven
@@nikaelkeanretiza1074 theres a subreddit for that
Cap: I appreciate huddling together for warmth but there is no need to hump
Me: isn't that how more units are made
Battle of kings:
10 pikemen, with a banners holding them still
4 jousters
2 catapults
2 knights
15 squires
1king
Yes please
Totally Agree 😌
I'm just borrowing the top comment here to mention that at 15:20 we had a flying barrelroller that then exploded.
Change the jousters to cavalry
Yesss
Challenge: defeat the dark peasant with a peasant. This is not a joke, it is very much possible to do it.
Really?
They would be dead meat I'm in!
You have make make enough peasants to crash the game
How?!?!???!?!?
Yes the peasant the ultimate unit
“What is we fill the trees with peasants”- Captainsauce 2020
*if
@@genocidalyoukai7890 Hes like 8 dont judge him
@@iforgor227 he’s just correcting a grammatical error
Vietnam war be like
“There’s a reson we don’t wage war with beyblades”
Right
Xd
*R E S O N*
@@noob4651 yes reson not reason, reson
The chariot hits the boxer, the boxer punches zeus in the neck, and zeus dies
6:24
BEST DUO EVER
Tag team Tuesday
@Jared Sabatelli Lmao
Petition to add chariots to WWE
He actually hits him in the hip if you look closely
more like boxer rides chariot and jumps off to punch Zeus in the face.
The holy snuffy : 30 priests and 5 mammoths
Holy snufflez thatz op
2:41
The little pikeman that could
“You’d think that you could poach a cow” of course you can this is TABS we’re talking about
True
"can we just punch this guy in the taint, now"
- Captainsauce 2020
I feel like he says that a lot but okay
@@pupperboi8000 He totally does say it a lot 😁
That is,in fact, what he said
@Lil Smarties Rants and Music idk but it's funny lel
YES
6:24 the boxer literally jumped from the chariot and hit Zeus in the final blow.
He called it too he said to tag team
The boxer was also dodging the lightning
That was beautiful
He placed his boxer in attack mode
@Victor Gabriel It quite was.
15:18
I’m surprised he didn’t see the ascending barrel roller
He's on his way back to the pirate map XD
That's what I said when this vid came out hahaha finally someone else saw it/him/her
I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!
(also)
Dio has entered the chat
DIO: why you bully me
Jotaro: What?....
DIO:you burnt my diary.....
ROLLA ROLLA RADAAAA
The Siege of a generic city
Map: ancient 1
10 shield bearers in the front split between the 2 halls
10 sarrissas behind
6 snake archers also placed further back
1 chariot in the back
The chariot should be leading the battle, otherwise wouldn't it run over the other units?
Angus Gamble
Well if it was in from it’d get shot immediately
So a phalanx with archers and a chariot
@@Zacyyyyy somewhat, yes
Catapult the phalanx, spam squires to kill chariot and overwhelm the snake archers
6:24 the boxer is a hero he climbs onto the chariot then punches zeus in face
The num.1 champion boiz
He went "Let me get to your level." leaped off of the chariot and suckerpunched Zeus into the floor.
He protec he attac but most importantly he guard with his back
yes revolutionary
15:17
We just gonna ignore the ascending barrel roller. I think he left for Heaven a bit early.
"Everything just disappears in explosions, and I'm ok with that!' - CaptainSauce 2020
Ok, Sauce. Just don't forget that the guy you kicked in the taint will remember that! LOL
yes
"2 Thor's? does that sound reasonable??"
Yep. 2 gods of thunder.... PERFECTLY REASONABLE
“SIR WHY ARE THERE GODS ON THTHE OTHER TEA-“
“Do not worry, for I and my brother are gods as we-“
*BOAOAOAOAOOOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAO*
I have eyes on Loki.
"Till death do we part"
1 pirate queen
1 blackbeard
2 reapers
1 priest
10 hobbits
3 bards (the three amigos)
I support this idea
Ahem "tell death do we part?"
15:20
Barrel Roller: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
The wobbly horse looked like he went light speed when hit by Zeus
Wormhole:
Thor versus a hobbit, with hobbits turn into black holes on.
I DID NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THAT IN MY LIFE!!!
Thor would win, the hobbit would be defeated the moment it turns into a black hole
MrUglehFace buzz kill
@@mruglehface just make it an ARMY of hobbits holes
@@mruglehface This comment refers to a bug that happens when Thor kills a blackhole Hobbit, it glitches out
"What is a king to a god?"
Surprisingly effective, actually.
The king was a nonbeliever, obviously.
Tell that to Godzilla worshippers.
@@legendarygodzilla14 we worship big monkey now
@@hiimryan2388 *1 year later* we worship bread now
What's a god to a non believer
Attack on titan
Red: 20 knights
15 peasants
Blue: three tree giants
If red gets destroyed give them 2 cannons
And if blue gets destroyed add 2 more tree giants
man just imagine a the guy got odm gear and just sling around the map cutting neck that be epic a frick
Why knights and now valkerye?
That boxer that helped the Wobbly Horse take on Zeus is a legend
(I think the dude took multiple lightnings to the chest and did not care)
I love how you try to actually strategize in this game
Yes instead of putting the vip in a glitch spot in a lake
Strategize is a loose term it's more like play some random stuff and hoping it works
@@bonercast7220 XD I DO THAT I JUST TRY TO SPAM THE LEAST EXPENSIVE UNIT TO OVERWHELM THEM
A big boy strategy is to put the pharaohs against a fast unit so they wont completely demolish the team
Lol
Nobody:
Tabs units: D o g p i l e
Ya they have the unit it's the vampire
@@evangelioncat2134 no, literally any fucking unit.
@@NotMySelfAtAll No I mean vampire they dogpile
Just see Captainsauce tabs or play tabs summon around 10 vampire Vs 1 yarl they will dogpile him
Captainsauce:ItS sO StUpId
Me: Thats basically tabs in 3 words
Captain sauce:*puts the actual damage dealers in the middle of bombs*
Captain sauce after he loses:stupid barrel rollers-
"I guess it is kind of difficult to find an honors student who wants to blow himself up" I'm right here, an honors student who wants to blow himself up
"Bigger Fireworks"
Red: 10 barrel rollers
Blue: 20 firework archers
If something wierd doesn't happen then increase the number of units on both sides
Battle Idea: "Holy Retribution" I've tried to design this as an actual challenge and not a meme. Use the medieval 1 map (whichever one has the door I cant remember)first of all position 3 lines of squires on the choke point with space in between. Between each of those spaces put Knights with 2 priests each "3 knights" and then on the far right side (one with no trees) put a king in between two catapults, give the king three priests and each catapult on priest. And just to piss cap off, put 10 archers in a line behind you with 2 other lines of squires back there as well. And if you wanna make it real challenging, only use spooky faction because priests and undead kinda fit the theme.
You the cool kid in school
And the smart one too
No he is not
B I G C O M M E N T
I like it!
With the level saving billy in the background billy was making the snake dance 🤣🤣🤣
Test: Try to make a tornado fall in love
Battle: *CHARGE*
One of every fast unit
No usage of the balistai
Sorry to be that guy but, *ballistae
“I come up with the dumbest plan, it works. I come up with a flawless plan with reasoning and it gets pooped on”
2020 in a nutshell
#2020P00P
Basically Henry and Ellie’s plans
hey you know i know wat in teh door bc there a glich ot get in that area
my plans: *exist*
2020: I like ya cut G **taco bell noise**
So true
“ No need to huddle for warmth 😂”
Something he says...
Lol
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
... well I guess we’ll all die of frostbite now
😂
"There is a reason why we don't go to war with Beyblades"
*CORRECT*
@Flareto *U N D E R S T A N D A B L E H A V E A G R E A T D A Y*
Like the burger baron, and captain sparklefingers, and all the other backstreet boys they brought with them....
I love that line
15:18 “GOODBYE, IMMA TAKE THIS BARREL TO MY HOME PLANET!”
LOL
Ahaha
*Harry Potter music plays*
instead of a kamikaze keg, it's a kamikaze plane!
i was wondering if anyone else oticed
CaptainSauce: has 6k
Me: USE THE TANK NOW!
no
I used the tank whenever I could and I was always victorious
@@ZombPlayyz no
@@setokaiba2497 yes
No
THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL
While on his way to kill another swarm of hafling (25 of them)
He was betrayed by
10 raptors
10 raptor rider
1 of every horse
And 1 mammoth
Thank you CaptainSauce for making these videos ,they have saved my life!
“Why is everything in Ancient Greece so hard to pluralize?”
The plural to phalanx is phalanx because it ends in “nx”.
Zeus plural is Zeus because its a name that ends in “s”.
Any others?
Its like Lego it just feels weird
Zeus's name is a proper pronoun ie some ones name so it doesn't plerulize. Like saying captainsauces the word is a name or title.
Artemis? Apollo? Ares? Demeter? Hermes? Aphrodite? Hades? Poseidon? Hera? Hestia? Hephaestus? Athena?
@@maimuna8268 yes that is their name's it belongs to them.
@@ericwortman2315 thanks, i guess
"There's a good reason we don't wage war with bayblades"
3rd graders: *depression*
Also 3rd graders: I will now make sad picture of my little pony
Hahaha
Not true
@@kitzotic no u
I still like beyblades and i can say from experience, they hurt.
You know it’s gonna be a good video when it starts off with a peasant punching a Imobilized barbarian that was hiding from battle in the balls.
Captainsauce can you please never stop playing tabs you're so good at it
4:12
"Like the Burger Baron, or captain snapfinger, and all of the backstreet boys they Brought"
I love that one Capt
15:20 in the skies the legendary barrel roller appears
13:01 the firework made a peasant slap its own ass and then died 😂😂😂
“No need to huddle for warmth”
Bruh it’s in the winter and they don’t have jackets
can we just say how gracefully that barrel roller flew at 15:19
bro was like I can't take it anymore I just wanna do dodato
He decided he decided he wanted to be an AC-130
True
"We can shoot monks"
Captain Sauce.
Captain Sauce 10:30 their bumping because their making sauce in the presents of you because their know how much you like their sauce
That scene when the boxer climbs the chariot and punches god xD
Guys there's no need to hump
Cap- 2020
You stole
@@mateochapa7102 no I didnt
@@mateochapa7102 r/wooooosh
2021 hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhaah
@@Gioorwhatever r/ wooooosh
I was depressed and now I’ve already forgot in the first minute
Thats not how that works..
Star Platinum exactly
I mean I’m suicidal but yes it counts
Star Platinum I said I forgot not that I don’t feel it
15:18 the barrel roller goes to space LMAO
"It's just you, me, and toot on DEZ nuts"
CaptainSauce-
6:20 those sakes are floating...
Ah yes, let’s ignore the samurai with no head [ 12:01 ] and the barrel roller rolling to heaven [ 15:19 ] and let’s not forget Thor riding his hammer [ 15:42 ]
Hahaha true
Harry potter music
Those new sound effects and zoom in edits are making the videos funnier and better
15:20 Cap was so impressed by the launch by the Thors that he didn’t notice the barrel roller ascending to heaven.
I like how he couldn’t take Down the first battle but once the comments where released they defeated it instantly. ;)
When you are so early that you see no views and only one comment and you already know you're going to be great
what
re read your post
🕺
i hope sometime he tries a LOT of catapults against the dark peasant.
Stop the cap: I love how the wobbly horse and the boxer tag team on him and just LOL
"It's so stupid."
The perfect description of TABS
I haven't watched the video yet, but I know its gonna be great.
Ok
It is great
Ya lol
Thor has no problem fighting with giants, right? So face Thor with a Samurai Giant.
15:18 Barrel roller: gets hit by a firework
Also barrel roller:"I'm flyinggggg"
10:44 what are you doing step-peasant
No,this is cursed
See what bugs me about the “Greeks” is that they are actually of Roman design
Meme Dude they’re not called Greeks, they’re called ancient faction
I digress though it’s something I thought I would point out
Zeus is a Greek god, the Minotaur is of ancient Minoan culture, and the hoplite is also Greek, but the rest are Roman
That lady killed a medieval machine with just a puch is surprising😂
The peasant trying to block the VIP from a ballista bolt is like throwing a couch pillow in front of a tank shell
Wait why are the videos getting shorter???? I said you could make them *longer* but we're going in reverse!
Silt
Well his latest Henry stickmin vid was near half an hour so it's kinda random.
12:57 find the dead guy with a firework on his hand
I love how you try to actually strategize in this game
"Can we just punch this guy in the taint now?" - CaptainSuace
i still love how chariot ran to the boxer letting him jump on and slap zeus that teamwork was awsome
Don't mind me, just looking up how many times Captainsauce said Taint
Kj Kenzy lol
Answer?
@@Unimportant0 He said it more than 100 times
Kj Kenzy Jesus
Atleast once
"there's room for only one wobbly horse in this town."
20 lassos that you use the normal arrows with shoot
V.S.
any horse
GamingAdventureOfPug not any horse. The original, THE CHARIOT
@@Graph-ERROR-icalI meant he would have to beat that with any horse
The combo we never knew we needed:
Tag Team Tuesdays
First try Fridays
"and we just get poopied on" - captain sauce 2020
It’s like lord of the rings when Gandelf falls down a very deep hole
How does he always find the weirdest and best fitting words for every situation
maximum drunkness:
5 potion sellers
20 cheerleaders
I just love that fart noise when that pike man punched that catapult
I love cap he’s always in a good mood every new video he uploads
U should play grounded too
He is the best type of sauce out there!
yeah
Yees
The right side barrel roller wanted to ascend lol 15:16
15:17 just a casual barrel roller ascending to the heavens
"The Ponderosa"
2 gunslingers
1 Deadeye
3 Quickdraw
1 Lasso
Blue: Equal or under value (no tanks)
"The wild wild west"
2 Bank Robbers
1 Deadeye
2 Gunslingers
5 Quickdraws
Blue: Equal or under value (no tanks)
6:18 *Best Tag Team*
"CaptainSauce's Nightmare"
10 Cavalry
12 Hobbits
8 Zeus
20 Barrel Roller
5 Ice Giants & 10 Tree Giants
Amazing pose 6:32
I’m here cap
“The Burger Baron and captain sparkle fingers.”🤣😂🤣😂
Yeah well I don't know
“And all the other Backstreet Boys they brought with em”
stupid army
.2 jesters
.1 wobbly horse
.4 bards
. 2 fan bearer's
.3 mammoth's
6:24
That little boost jump from the chariot though!
*_"Tag Team Tuesdays"_* indeed