I hate that bitch with a passion. At first it started off as "Well she getting simps... fk'd up but it's a hustle I guess" But after seeing her over and over again I'm getting sick of hearing about her.
4:19 that hellstorm made me physically ill, biggest waste of a scorestreak, there was quad potential and it was squandered almost immediately. I am immensely disappointed and my day is ruined.
@@lagroad nah, I died plenty of times (particularly for the m&k controls), but ds is hard only for today standards. I don't know your age but older games were on a completely other level than modern ones. There is no point in which I got stuck in dark souls 1, 2 or 3, (also, no tank builds, they always 1-2 shot me) whereas older games took me more tries fore sure.
@@TheSilentWalkerz Idk about you guys but I believe in God. If evolution were true then there'd be no need for emotions, since emotions mostly stop you from being productive. Look at reptiles, wouldn't it be nice not to have to rely on other people for your happiness? If evolution were true then we wouldn't have people giving away their resources like this. Evolution is supposed to be a logical progression and it's pretty obvious there's no need for emotions like this but everybody and animal has them, except some reptiles and invertebrates.
I only got a few seconds of recruit difficulty when this girl offered half of her cookie when I was in middle school but I said no and I was really hungry too
Plot twist: “Cuck #2” was the woman who wanted the shoes, and she was just getting more out of #1 lol It’s the strat people use for swindling people in street games... maybe she’s really savvy 😆
@Justin Eddy I doubt you have a job and if you do , doubt you will stand up to your boss unless you are really angry . Btw I know your comment wasn't towards to me
On god have you seen that story about the mom who wants to forces her 6yo son to become a girl and dresses him as one. She refers to him as "Luna". The court even sided with her instead of his father
Lemme catch my son making a comment about catching his son doing sum shit knowing damn well he not even old enough to have a so- my dad's coming in the room. Fuck
I know right, I never got any fucking money for doing my chores. But today's generation is so spoiled that I wouldn't be surprised if parents gave their kids $500 for flushing the toilet once in their life.
Lemme catch my son saying “Lemme catch my son blowin his allowance on some recruit difficulty females” when he doesn’t have a son *Oh wait fuck I’m no father*
on a scale from "acceptable, yet unappealing" to "restraining order", this lands in a definitive "what happened in life that made you seriously consider that"?
Bruh I’m a female and I’m trying to figure out what level she’s playing on🤦🏾♀️because my recruit difficulty must be the old version and she playing on 2.0. I guess I got to go upgrade my system real quick. These beta males don’t know that us girls talk about them in the group chat, and it’s mostly about them being creeps. Also who the hell sends the butterfly emoji? 🦋I just had to scroll and find it🤣🤣
I was in a restaurant waiting in a line to be seated. These 3 girls just walked in and then these 2 old dudes gave them their seats as they were leaving because they're "beautiful"... I literally witnessed Recruit difficulty IN REAL LIFE
This girl: Life literally cannot get any easier!
Belle Delphine: Hold my bath water.
I hate that bitch with a passion. At first it started off as "Well she getting simps... fk'd up but it's a hustle I guess"
But after seeing her over and over again I'm getting sick of hearing about her.
@@justinpearson9170 I find belle hilarious. She bluntly takes advantage of weird kids and they keep doing it.
Scrotie McBoogerballs lol not anymore she lost all her influence legit overnight
@@jacobpicasso4016 I highly doubt that. She will pull views no matter what
@@5thleaf245 its kinda low to abuse peoples mental illnesses to get their money. xD
The most saddest people I've ever seen.
K J FACTS!!
*seen*
K J ikr 😤
Jazze GENIUSSSSSSS
then you haven't heard of r/whiteknighting
Screw it im becoming a catfish
Me too
Same
I'm becoming a 2002 Chevrolet Camaro SS.
same shit LUL
At this point I am thinking about it SERIOUSLY. It's ridiculous, an unexploited goldmine.
I used to do that on mmorpgs as a kid.
They donate all this money, and she's probably gonna go wear those shoes on a date with her boyfriend
ahahhaha true!
Husband.
@@theeunknown2620 yup
Tyrone is like the black equivalent of Chad
Tyrone is like the black equivalent of Chad
*Us guys on Veteran, these females on welcome to training camp difficulty*
Skip Bayless they on the beta with admin mode we on realistic 😔🙈
@@natenobles4372 XD
@@natenobles4372 admin mode 💀💀💀
Critic difficulty
Redstone Federation then streaming it to get more money
Bro she’s not even on recruit difficulty, she’s on spectating mode rn
HiGhSpEech 0428 nah bro she’s on peaceful mode
Nah bro, she’s on creative mode.
Lol agree
She's watching a walk through on UA-cam at this point.
She ain't even get the game yet
Let me catch my son head glitching with a titan.
James Miguel Imfao
James Miguel dead 💀
Neevveerrr
😂😂😂
Let me catch my daughter not getting $860 for free on twitter
Fr dude you gotta pimp her out
If she ain’t getting free money on Twitter is she really female at all?
dead ass, let me find my son *not* giving some random thot on twitter my entire back account.
I’d take it
"Not"
I spawned in on Veteran and got spawn trapped by females on Recruit.
Can we go bowling?
Boutta report her to the irs
Jesus Da Lawd ermmmm I don't think present are considered as income.. is it?
ZMan1471 😂😂😂
Lol
MrChrist741 *ISSA JOKE*
I thought about it
I can't blame these females. If I could secure the bag with 0 effort, on god imma get it.
That's why it's called "females live on recruit mode" because they honestly do
It's not what they do, it's that they still claim to have hard lives whilst clearly on 'recruit'...
you a loser
Yeah but can you put Catfish on your resume?
Ian Zedwick Fuck you need a resume for when your job is getting paid for existing
"The Cuckening".
Lmaoo
I’m tried of these females living on Minecraft creative mode..
with difficulty on *peaceful* on *_c r e a t i v e_*
@@jurgullypurf *AND FLAT EARTH*
guys be living on hard survival mode 😂
Well, that was at least creative
peaceful bruh
*Mr. Beast has entered the chat*
*Birdman has caught his son watching Mr.Beast giving Twitter Thots $1000*
I'm only liking because I stole the Mona-Lisa and sold it for a $2 bus fare.
IM DYIN
Not even close. Mrbeast makes a profit from his donation. These cucks don't
4:19 that hellstorm made me physically ill, biggest waste of a scorestreak, there was quad potential and it was squandered almost immediately. I am immensely disappointed and my day is ruined.
I was thinking the same thing when I saw it😂😂
🤣
commander duh wtf you don't know how annoying it is when you rack up kills get a helllstorm and hit no one
this threw my off so hard I'm ded
It made me sad and my year is ruined
Shout-outs to everybody that's been living on Impossible difficulty working to get it down to Veteran.
Select difficulty
Females:
Recruit.
communist
Psh. Yeah, dark souls, with a ladle as your only weapon.
Hard souls
Ds is ez af tho...
@@lambdacode1503
I bet the very first time you played it, you made a deathless play through i take it?
@@lagroad nah, I died plenty of times (particularly for the m&k controls), but ds is hard only for today standards.
I don't know your age but older games were on a completely other level than modern ones.
There is no point in which I got stuck in dark souls 1, 2 or 3, (also, no tank builds, they always 1-2 shot me) whereas older games took me more tries fore sure.
Let me catch my son on recruit difficulty
🤣😂
Lmaooooooo
correction, women living in the west are playing on recruit difficulty
Ha! Try telling a hard left feminist that.
A worthwhile point. Women in the Middle East really are playing on Veteran.
@@Therationalnationalist Crap. I live in the Middle East. Even women overhere have it on recruit difficult.
Facts
Correction, attractive women living in the west are playing on recruit difficulty.
More 3 billion years of evolution and we get this.
Actually humans have only been alive for around 100,000 ish years
@@Indie_Maker 200,000 but we had ancestors alibe before that
@@Justinian506 you prob right .3.
And this is why I don’t believe we’ve evolved. Evolved means to progress, this is regressive.
@@TheSilentWalkerz Idk about you guys but I believe in God. If evolution were true then there'd be no need for emotions, since emotions mostly stop you from being productive. Look at reptiles, wouldn't it be nice not to have to rely on other people for your happiness? If evolution were true then we wouldn't have people giving away their resources like this. Evolution is supposed to be a logical progression and it's pretty obvious there's no need for emotions like this but everybody and animal has them, except some reptiles and invertebrates.
Let me catch my son sending 1$ to a thot.
Boi I'm a male and I haven't even seen the butterfly emoji before.
ThatGuy CRRS / Same
🦋 well now you have “boy”
@@thatmonkeyluke3487 excuse me I'm a masuline presenting transgendered lesbian use the pronouns I go by next time. \=
🧚♂️🦋
He even had a butterfly emoji in his username
I only got a few seconds of recruit difficulty when this girl offered half of her cookie when I was in middle school but I said no and I was really hungry too
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You said no because
“Where is your father figure” 😂😂😂
im whistleblowing to the IRS. she gonna catch a audit
LMAO
LUL
Us water bottles spawn on hardcore from Minecraft difficulty
Alright
how about ultra hardcore
Plastic Water Bottle
That is very hardcore
Fucking hate Skeletons, bro.
People drink you and throw you away into the ocean leaving you to rot for thousands of years... That's beyond veteran brother
Buy me this:
*Tweets picture of Scarlett Johansson*
I just love birdman's difficulty analogy, so funny
BRB, gonna go tweet what shoes i like and the size.
🦋
e36 dafuq does that mean
Shrekoning be right back
What size you wear?
@@enormousiserratic8276 12
Lemme catch my son not sending birdman money for shoes
Birdman : has this ever happened to you ?
me : i wish lmao
It is truly an art to make a 10 minute video out of something you can read in less than 10 seconds. I'm not even mad.
They are basically bidding for this girls approval and she doesn’t even care lol that’s just sad
Oggy
her thottery levels will reach critical levels of over 9000!!
Don’t tell the guys that they’ll justify it by saying “ I get to the bag might as well spend it “
Light Blitz It Like An Auction.
Achievement unlocked: The Scroller
Ty
mooy. I really don’t want this comment to become overused
@Jeggdude thx u
Wait. I thought I got this a week ago.
yay
Plot twist: “Cuck #2” was the woman who wanted the shoes, and she was just getting more out of #1 lol
It’s the strat people use for swindling people in street games... maybe she’s really savvy 😆
"Ha! I began life at veteran difficulty"
Said every action anime protagonist ever
Women are achieving new unlocked levels of recruit difficulty everyday
Sone they will be on easy casual Phoenix mode on Fire Emblem Birthright
Tutorial difficulty
@@emospodermen2525 Level 1 Casual
She just made 860 dollars of income, report her to the IRS!
Liomar Baru I think the IRS won’t do nothing cause I think she could say the money she received was a gift but idk
@Hidden -S- nah dude she can spend this 860 dollars on clothes and the IRS won't even do shit
@@ethanhacking4075 bro I promise you, if you are making any money, uncle sam will come for his share.
Heck thats how much i make before taxes. Pay yer damn taxes woman
@@OohDumm are you even paying taxes
this is "not even on the battlefield, having a spa day" difficulty
I feel bad for my dad that has been working 40 years non stop while these recruits can make thousands of dollars within hours
Bruh all the trans females have figured it out. They went from veteran to recruit.
Just scheduled my doctors appoint...
Raj ok but watch out for Dwight
Raj 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Smh u right
I’m a simple man I see a birdman upload I click
Ah a man of simplistic culture as well
Blake Bulldog A Nikolai joke?
The voice crack when he said ‘a lot’ was hilarious.
BirdMan really be shocked and flabbergasted 🤣
Yo birdman what size shoe are you?
size 69
Dermy Playz nah 420 cuz he is lit
Bob Billy but that's what they are?
@Bob Billy r/wooooosh
Bob Billy r/ whoosh. You did get epic trolled
she just doubled my weekly salary in probably less than an hour just for being female.
That's kinda sad
Oof
Nice name bro
I barely make 400 a week
@Justin Eddy I doubt you have a job and if you do , doubt you will stand up to your boss unless you are really angry . Btw I know your comment wasn't towards to me
@birdman this was probably the most hilarious video I've seen in a long time. thx man. greetings from Germany
seine not a crime Videos sind aber auch mega geil :D
Holy crap I should pretend to be a girl & do this
omg 200IQ
In the US of today, it may be possible.)
Tried it,it worked for a while until Tinder started blocking my accounts
R.I.P. Vxxrhees can you do it on twitter easy enough? I would genuinely be down for taking money out of the hands of these little simps
Antarctica Worldwide still no clue unfortunately haha
yall remember when a pair of vans use to cost 40?
Remember when a black child costs $50
@@suffering1798 Fuck you
Many vans still do cost 40
@@suffering1798 that was a good time especially when there was a discount
Suffering actually slaves were quite expensive
Name a more iconic duo:
Feminist
Triggered
Mike
Ike
Toes
Suck
Your mom gay
No u
Porn
Hub
Female
Recruit difficulty
ight i am cat fishing
My guy here is just the realest youtuber in a long time. gg.
THE ONLY MODE MY GIRL WILL PLAY IS SAMWICH MAKING
Ayeee same my nigga
Aka survival
#forthepatriarchy
And here I am choosing between refilling my metrocard or eating lunch...
jashan singh lemmegetabaconeggandcheese
Bruh I'm out here having sleep for dinner so I can pay my electric and my rent at the end of the month.
What size are you?
We need to set up this man a GoFundMe
jashan singh damn that’s tough moe
Damnnnnn, u almost hav 1 mil. It’s been so long since I watched u. I think u had like 145k subs. It is reminiscing to watch you
Birdman you speak the harsh truth that needs to be heard
I was gonna send $60 to a girl but birdman uploaded
This actually made me laugh
Well I was gonna send $200 to a girl, but birdman uploaded
Let me catch you doing that
Iprestige321 I was gonna send $150 to one up u but birdman uploaded
I was gonna to send 350$ a girl but birdman uploaded
This ain’t even recruit, this ain’t even just spectating a match homie, this is if you logged BO3 and jus chilled on the setup game lobby.
recruit difficultly these days
This is invincibility hacks
Oh shit, this comment is gold, I'm dying my dude
worse than that, she just claimed her daily reward
and then *WON* with play of the game
This will be the best rivalry of 2020.
I'm a female and I've never used to butterfly emoji in my entire life lmao
Amber , 🦋
Bend over bitch🤬😈
Paige B yo what the fuck did you think you can get out of saying that lmao
That makes you gay bro.
G D oh no he’s onto me
On god have you seen that story about the mom who wants to forces her 6yo son to become a girl and dresses him as one. She refers to him as "Luna". The court even sided with her instead of his father
Oh hell no... Thats disgusting, just let him be a boy dammit.
America is becoming too left
The Lamb Sauce Libtards ruin everything
I SAW IT... poor kid
What's the mother's name?
I was at my wifes funeral but i left because birdman uploaded
damn you're on the video earlier than expected
weird flex but ok
demonetization damn
Dear God lol
No bro
This blew my mind
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail, nonetheless.
Lemme catch myself not making a lemme catch my son comment.
Lemme me catch my son making a comment about catching his son commenting ahout catching his son not making a lemme gatch my son comment
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lemme catch my son using Ajax on bo4
Lemme catch my son making a comment about catching his son doing sum shit knowing damn well he not even old enough to have a so- my dad's coming in the room. Fuck
Lemme catch my son blowin his allowance on some recruit difficulty females 😤
Who tf get $300-$500 in allowance
I know right, I never got any fucking money for doing my chores. But today's generation is so spoiled that I wouldn't be surprised if parents gave their kids $500 for flushing the toilet once in their life.
Hobbs Charles I’m 17 and never got allowance lol
Lemme catch my son saying “Lemme catch my son blowin his allowance on some recruit difficulty females” when he doesn’t have a son
*Oh wait fuck I’m no father*
Hobbs Charles Sorry to break it to you, that never happens.
I'm laughing my ass off I'm crying dude..!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
on a scale from "acceptable, yet unappealing" to "restraining order", this lands in a definitive "what happened in life that made you seriously consider that"?
Let me catch my son unsubing from birdman while he gettin close to 1mil
let me catch my daughter cruising on recruit difficulty
Us boys be on that Minecraft hardcore survival difficulty
just found your channel and subscribed, this my new main channel rn lmfao i love this shit so much.
I was watching my wife give birth but then birdman uploaded
I can't lol your funny as hell
Congrats.
Imma find the 75 beta males who disliked this
here take my Flamethrower and sticky Napalm, now GO GET 'EM!
118 now boi. They're multiplying.
Ye they biggers
@smokehead 69 just find their browser history and you'll be good to go.
btw that makes 210 beta males.
Lmfao I’m dead as soon as the 2nd guy came I just lost it
Bruh I’m a female and I’m trying to figure out what level she’s playing on🤦🏾♀️because my recruit difficulty must be the old version and she playing on 2.0. I guess I got to go upgrade my system real quick. These beta males don’t know that us girls talk about them in the group chat, and it’s mostly about them being creeps.
Also who the hell sends the butterfly emoji? 🦋I just had to scroll and find it🤣🤣
lmfao
I never seen a butterfly emoji 😮
(Sarcasm incoming) oh my god your such a queen I’ll send you 500$ because you have to do something
Are you fat
The difficulty you’re playing on directly correlates to being at least moderately attractive.
That's my whole paycheck....workin overtime for 6 days a week 😔
Same
Lmao that’s going to be my check coming up this week with overtime
Wtf yall do
tf, yall making $5/hr?
@@PreciseVids lmao fr
You ever walk outside just to flex on 6ix9ine
@y o shit triggered x fans incoming 😂
@y lol
Stolen joke lol well done
Is that the only time you walk outside?
Weeaboo Jones cause eugene is inside the basement
Remember that time Birdman tried to fight Drift0r. Pepridge farm remembers.
You are hilarious lmaoo
I’ve officially lost all faith in humanity
*Thanks tacomanbob 123*
Same
I lost faith in humanity a long time ago
I’m pissed females life’s are so easy I swear
Alright she’s just playing with cheat codes at this point. Trophies are disabled.
Long Chau boi
Nah dude, she hacked the system, she already got all trophies
whats her twitter I wanna see everyones reactions
I didn’t even know there was a butterfly emoji
My guy birdman is almost at 1 mil bruh
Chris belizaire we’ve come a long way
Just what I needed
The legend says that they still 1up eachother to this day
Yeets on them boizzzz
This might be the worst display of recruit difficulty I ever saw'd.
Lolol
That is recruit difficulty and giving the controller to a professional player..
Is someone gonna teach birdman on how to used the hellstorm
Been searching for a while for a comment like this
Already taken care of
“Some RAndOM gUy” 3:41 that voice crack tho 👌
This some good resolution
*these girls still in the lobby*
Dont worry weak men create tough times.Tough times create strong men.
Jay Ape ya yeet
Syed Hansal words by crtv gavin
Still recruit difficulty
Okan IRuzK yup
Bishes got god more enabled and using a walkthrough guide during the tutorial
I was about to go recruit difficulty until I saw birtman uploaded
You're doing god's work
I was in a restaurant waiting in a line to be seated. These 3 girls just walked in and then these 2 old dudes gave them their seats as they were leaving because they're "beautiful"... I literally witnessed Recruit difficulty IN REAL LIFE
Plot twist. She made those 2 accounts and sent herself some money
Woah
Holy shit
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
Birdman, thank you.
My mom plays on hardcore veteran she got 5 kids 3 of them are babies and she has a 12 hour job, she ain’t a feminist she a legend 🤯
CJ Goole exactly