When I got my last speeding ticket my girlfriend was with me. She told me "don't worry they'll probably let you go." (They usually let her go with a warning). It wasn't until after my ticket was written and the officer had left did I proceed to inform my girlfriend that police don't let me off with a warning. I am not an innocent girl just trying to live her life in peace. To them I am someone who needs to be taught a lesson and I have to own up to my mistake because I don't have the privilege or convenience to be let off with a warning. Not a complaint at all, but she and I had different thought processes about the entire situation and it was interesting to say the least.
Lemme catch my daughter showing her boobs for money. She be getting a kick out of the house and no invitation for Christmas. I'll Also Block the door to her room and pretend She was never born
There was a news story I remember A mother had 3kids and a new partner (so he wasn't the father) Together they tied the kids,beat them,broke their bones until the kids died The guy got lifetime in jail while the mother got 10years Now apparently it's becuase she only tied them up But still, she let it happen And I've no problem with the guy getting a life sentence But a mother who ties up her kids and lets a dude kill them infront of her will be out in 10years, possibly sooner? Wtf
@@kaykay5140 sadly i know. My only wish in life is to revert bavk to last checkpoint. And retry from there. That checkpoint being around late 2012- early 2013
Hold UP Birdman. Fam you said an average speeding ticket is $150. I had to pay triple that for doing 19 over the speed limit. SMH Birdman living on Recruit Difficulty
Depends on where you get it. If your next to little jimmy's school and you're going 44 in a 25 zone it's going to be a big deal. Also some places are just dicks about speeding tickets.
It's like being a men is like playing modded Skyrim with hunger mods, frostfall, no life/stamina regen, no fast travel, bandit patrols and no companions. And they're playing vanilla Skyrim ON NOVICE, with weapons and armor crafted with the restoration glitch, with over a billion damage and billion armor rating
Let me catch my son with 1 million subscribers I would be so proud of him and support his career fully :) Edit: Why does everyone hate me for having X in my profile picture? I'm just showing my respect to him and his family.
The first rule of law is “equality before the law” therefore stating that everyone shall be seen as equal in the eyes of the law and she should 100% be locked up. Going against this is going against our justice system, our constitution and our law.
I'm starting to expect merch from this guy like t-shirts saying: select your difficulty. Female, tutorial, recruit, regular, hardenend, veteran or male.
i love it so much how he sounds like a kermit version and probably you would expect him to be some sort of stick and irl hes almost 80% of dwayne johnson lol
Joseph Schafer That doesn’t fucking MATTER. Pedophila is an adult dating a child, and is equally bad either way. Gender roles shouldn’t be a motherfucking FACTOR in how bad the shit is
I was told to inform you we are working on this case, we haven't heard about this yet, we are facing this 18 year old with cases of pedophilia and possibly rape and/or molestation EDIT: My superior just informed me we just opened a non consentual sex case on top of all other charges.
@I’m wrong but It was about 4 months after i got my license. I have to take my brother to school and we were late. MY DUMDASS was going 63 on a 35. Everybody does it on this part of the road that's why I think someone called to complain because their was about 5 cops hiding and stopped many people but it was only on that day the cops never did again but I learned my lession we out here on veteran difficulty paying a 500 dollar ticket while being a freshman in university was a pain in the ass.🤔😢😭
congrats on the 1 mill, have been here since 100k or something like that and you have become my favorite youtuber. haven't missed out any videos since then.
Birdman living on veteran difficulty- 1 million subscriber special
He need 5 million
He straight on Realistic difficulty
@@aseekerforever6051 100 mil*
@@zombiefeast666 Because he is living IRL
11-29-2011 is his first posted video date so Birdman definitely has average to expert difficulty
2 for 1 special?
_nice._
That’s what my mom calls me and my brother whenever we both take a piss
How did you slant your text?
Sign Out next time - magic
@@DLNGR22 *oh yeah oh yeah*
2 girls level 1 difficulty
When I got my last speeding ticket my girlfriend was with me. She told me "don't worry they'll probably let you go." (They usually let her go with a warning). It wasn't until after my ticket was written and the officer had left did I proceed to inform my girlfriend that police don't let me off with a warning. I am not an innocent girl just trying to live her life in peace. To them I am someone who needs to be taught a lesson and I have to own up to my mistake because I don't have the privilege or convenience to be let off with a warning. Not a complaint at all, but she and I had different thought processes about the entire situation and it was interesting to say the least.
Female = Recruit
Lesbian = Normal
Gay guy = Veteran
Straight Man = Specialist
Diego Fernández gay niggas*
Trans?
@@grandpulse7970 Well, Trans people changed difficulty mid campain
@@diegofernandez1958 LOL MID CAMPAIGN I DIED
So is a straight white male a solo commando?
The 2nd one isn't even recruit difficulty...
That's spectator mode.
Minecraft creative mode with peaceful differently
going through virdian forest with a level 100 charizard
Being the MC in an isekai anime
Playing cod with no bots
PimpStick Mafia you forget the keepinventory
Lemme catch my son reaching 1M on youtube
Let me catch my daughter living on Peaceful mode
TFS_Bulletz 😂😂😂😂😂
Your self promotion is pitiful
If ma son reaches 1 mil he better be makin bread or then we gonna have problems
Lemme catch my daughter showing her boobs for money. She be getting a kick out of the house and no invitation for Christmas. I'll Also Block the door to her room and pretend She was never born
I’ve been here since 100k. Thank u so much for making me laugh every day.
Esselmania He doesn’t upload everyday though.
Same bro
@@freshmilkin It works when you watch the old videos... There are some true diamonds down the upload list.
Ein Hater If he’s been here since 100k and watches his videos every day. No way he didnt run out.
I think we should stop arguing about this. It's just a nice comment under a video... No need to analyze it in this way I think
Whats the opposite of feminism? Logic
Damn
soo true
What's the enemy of feminism? Men
Reality
Sebastian Styczynski Not all feminist behave that way.
There was a news story I remember
A mother had 3kids and a new partner (so he wasn't the father)
Together they tied the kids,beat them,broke their bones until the kids died
The guy got lifetime in jail while the mother got 10years
Now apparently it's becuase she only tied them up
But still, she let it happen
And I've no problem with the guy getting a life sentence
But a mother who ties up her kids and lets a dude kill them infront of her will be out in 10years, possibly sooner?
Wtf
Karol Clark the court system is way easier on women. Sucks. Really sucks.
Tweet this to Bird
@@sisir360 it was a while ago in Poland and I can't find a source for it, I just remember it was on the news
facts
Karol Clark the funny part is that the feminists out there are oblivious to what’s actually happening in real life
Was gonna cut my balls off and live on recruit difficulty but Birdman uploaded
Congrats on 1 Mil!!!
Her at is @Emternational, and I know it's for study purposes
Thank you and yeah ofc its for study purposes
Emily Rinaudo
AK BaseballKid thank you good sir, let the studying begin
Now I can do my homework
Thank you for this I shall start the research
For research purposes 4:05 Emily Rinaudo. You're welcome.
Airwick woot hero
Legend I needed this for a school project
I cant find anything now
goat
My ninja
Let me catch my son saying “let me catch my son” while I catch my son.
You'll never catch him catching you catching himself.
just yadi Let me catch my son commenting on your comment about letting you catch your son saying “let me catch my son” while you catch your son.
Let me catch my son pay for these premium Snapchat
Big Chungus no I'm chunguss
No i am big chungus
@@toxzined9268 failed xd
Lol
@@toxzined9268 at least you tried
2019 and Birddman still using bo2 gameplay
Best one
BO2 is still fire to this day.
GodOfGamerz Z To be fair most call of duty’s have been pretty shite since then
Because Black Ops 2 is actually pretty good. (coming from a guy who doesn't play COD)
Real men play only real og games
Let them live on their damn recruit difficulty. True satisfaction comes when you finish on veteran.
True words, brother!
Vlad 117 some of us never finish the game 🤧😕
@@kaykay5140 😪
Let’s go king 👑
@@kaykay5140 sadly i know. My only wish in life is to revert bavk to last checkpoint. And retry from there. That checkpoint being around late 2012- early 2013
I remember in one of birdman vid there is a eugene being suspected of being a pedo getting arrested and then we have a 18 yo dating a 13 yo
he doin a new house tour for a mil ;)
Dakota but why wouldn’t he be able to do that?
@@epsteinsmurderer5130 he mentioned before it depends on a lot of things. Maybe the sellers might fall through
Maybe now we'll finally get a face reveal!! 😆
@@stepheng887 He did a face reveal ages ago
@@celeste2102 the joke went right over your head
Hold UP Birdman. Fam you said an average speeding ticket is $150. I had to pay triple that for doing 19 over the speed limit. SMH Birdman living on Recruit Difficulty
Depends on where you get it. If your next to little jimmy's school and you're going 44 in a 25 zone it's going to be a big deal. Also some places are just dicks about speeding tickets.
Was probably just an estimate and it varies depending where you live.
Also if you’re speed fucking 19 over that’s reckless driving so...
Dylan Esposito but it wasn’t. It was basic speed law. That’s it. No other charges 54 in 35. Dry weather and no traffic and in the Afternoon
@@imarmn4972 Why are you going 19 over the speed limit like 5 sure 10 eh 15 chill out 19 pray to jesus
4:05 "she is looking pretty good" pulls up a picture of lola from shark tale .... bruh
Let me catch my son disliking a birdman video
Lol
Let me catch your 12 year old ass having a kid
The OG’s will remember Birdman/Pornhub vs MLG
That's when I first discovered him lmaoo
Ah MLG streaming, what a disaster that was.
William Francis facts
Lolol
bruh that even OG that was like 3 years ago
I was here ever since amp luigi
Let me catch my son giving me the “2 for 1 special”
Badkiwi 42 wait hol up cuh 😂
pause
Badkiwi 42 😂
Reported
@@cantgetitupanymore3244 why tho lmao
It's like being a men is like playing modded Skyrim with hunger mods, frostfall, no life/stamina regen, no fast travel, bandit patrols and no companions. And they're playing vanilla Skyrim ON NOVICE, with weapons and armor crafted with the restoration glitch, with over a billion damage and billion armor rating
or just play daggerfall
This man knows his Skyrim. These thots are level 81 fully Sacrosanct perked vampire lords and we're just level 1 prisoners with bound hands lmao.
Now I wanna play Skyrim again
Props to the 13 year old he could pull an 18 year old
Oh yeah yeah
Fall in line poon slayer know your role in this community
Not commenting “oh yeah yeah” is against the rules
Oh yeah yeah
WM70 ain’t that lucky I am exactly his age and dating 3 girls at once
Let me catch my son with 1 million subscribers
I would be so proud of him and support his career fully :)
Edit: Why does everyone hate me for having X in my profile picture? I'm just showing my respect to him and his family.
Let me catch me son being supportive to good a UA-camr
Finna be so happy and proud
Let me catch my son supporting a women beater.
I would beat him my self
let me catch my son listening to X
William Brown let me catch my son hating on a dead person I kick him through a tv
Fox GD what if ur son was someone like James Charles.
The first girl he is talking about is Emily Rinaudo
ur a legend i love u😘 no homo
yo I was just gonna ask, now for research time
Posts got deleted on twitter
Yo sweet thanks for the info
You are amazing
The first rule of law is “equality before the law” therefore stating that everyone shall be seen as equal in the eyes of the law and she should 100% be locked up. Going against this is going against our justice system, our constitution and our law.
if anyone needs her profile for research purposes, it is @emternational on twitter
Thank you now I can finally finish that paper due tomorrow
thank you
yo kind man
Thank you, My research has been conducted.
Jonas ty
I plan on researching this topic for ... research purposes
Let me catch my son not getting a two for one special
Lemme catch my son leaving a comment on a birdman vid that doesnt say lemme catch my son on it
Someone find her twitter
300th like.
Let me catch my son hitting 1 million subscribers! Congrats!
Females: peaceful on Minecraft
Males: doom ultra nightmare
Not going to lie I play peaceful just so I can fortify my base then when I turn on survival I can see how effective it is
Bro I clicked on that thumbnail faster than Eugene reached in his backpack when some kid calls him a weeb
Underrated
Agreed
*multiple gunshots*
uh oh, gotta keep an eye out for those Eugenes
Hi guys i am a naughty Eugene hehehe
Only the Birdman can achieve 11k likes and with only 20 dislikes
Bhavik Singh now we 20k and 50 dislikes 😂 you so right
Let me catch my son at the Gay convention....
I mean pride parade
Aiden Nicholas W
Aiden Nicholas shooting range ;)
@Subscribe to Pewdiepie That's sad
@Leum Hell yea
Leum they don't let full auto in buildings, but they let me slide once
lemme catch my DAUGHTER with a premium snap
LOL
Wait💀
⁰P
I’m subbing
Just got an ad for ben shapiro on this it made me feel accomplished
Lucky I got a fucking tik tok ad though I've literally never watched anything relating to tik tok blocked it and dislike every ad
jags day some people on there are actually funny but then there’s some other shit... that’s just on some other shit fr
oh yeah yeah
I did too an hour ago
@@FwamTom why does everyone has that pfp?
What’s the @ ima need to do some research for science
Paksuns idk but tell me if you find out
Commenting so I can get it too..... for a science project of course
yeah can someone hmu when they find it
Lucas ight
Epicgaming99 found it @emily.rinauldo
Congrats on 1million man you earned it!
I swear every time I see “recruit” on the difficulty scale I just think of your videos
A trans woman axed a dude in the face you should make a video on it... just a suggestion; great video btw👏👏👏
Loik Willis omg, foreal? Yes I would love a video on that!
Woah what
Matthew Williams ye its on UA-cam you can just search for it
Really?
Got axed for rejecting the trans women rip my boy
Females living on peaceful difficulty
Living on the tutorial
Living in creative😂
living on pro mode
What you talking about you stupid. They are the game developpers
@@hunterwho1: Living on the tutorial, while playing on peaceful in creative mode.
damn that first girl got hairy caterpillar eyebrows. I am completely flaccid.
Show us
And ugly ass makeup
She looked a mess.
Im on the exact opposite side of that coin chief
I'm starting to expect merch from this guy like t-shirts saying: select your difficulty. Female, tutorial, recruit, regular, hardenend, veteran or male.
Who else has been watching him for four years now. WOW
Damn now im gonna make a Twitter and ask for a Mitsubishi evo a yacht and a mansion
@Eamonn Noonan never but they still got X's on the road ;)
Skyline r34****
I didn't know thots lived in my house back to the kitchen they go
Why isnt this top comment
Underrated comment let’s get this to the top
Spongebob SquarePants lmfao
Premium snaps are already wack but the concept of lifetime subscription for premium is beyond me.
I was on Pornhub and then Birdman uploaded
It seems like everyone was on pornhub when birdman uploaded
Not Good your not on porn hub when birdman uploads?
Yo me too
Same
same
Bird man for president 2024!
Got my vote, but why not 2020
jags day cause Kanye is obviously gonna win
jags day because trump will win in 2020
@@NapierXI trump? 2020? Hell no
@@end5536 wut
It’s crazy, I remember watching the MOAB Gameplays and Smackin Sweaties, you’ve been one of my top youtubers for so many years, so hyped for you man
Hello from 2020 it's worse here trust me
I believe it
Me too
I'm gonna screenshot this then at the end of 2020 I'm gonna come back to this post
@BLUE do I finally get a girlfriend?
@@moist1700 Nah you single. But good news is you gained 25 Lbs, making you less desirable. Could be worse!
The first girl is Emily Rinaudo for those that are wondering🤷🏾♂️
My Man
Thanks
Being an attractive female today has to be the easiest life of existence that there is no difficulty setting for it. 💯
WookiesYaUncle if it is still hard just claim you have depression (attention seeking disorder)
I know a mode for it,
*MINECRAFT PEACEFUL MODE*
walker hunter015 it’s peaceful,normal,difficult,hardcore,and *P E E I N G W I T H A B O N E R*
@@NEARReiCtor8799 but i have clinical depression
Noctis_Nook I am talking about the people who fake it. People with real depression do exist.
i love it so much how he sounds like a kermit version and probably you would expect him to be some sort of stick and irl hes almost 80% of dwayne johnson lol
I mean if you're 13 old boy and clappin 19yo cheeks it's like hitting 14 jackpots at the same time. The guy's a focken legend.
Lil Tim
she should still be locked up
@@4kumetsu F
Oliphant Kid no it’s not, she’s just a dumbass. I don’t blame the kid
ever seen Sandlot with the lifeguard? yeah
Joseph Schafer That doesn’t fucking MATTER. Pedophila is an adult dating a child, and is equally bad either way. Gender roles shouldn’t be a motherfucking FACTOR in how bad the shit is
I’ve been watching for three years and since 100k subs, and your channel has been my favorite channel on UA-cam since then
I was told to inform you we are working on this case, we haven't heard about this yet, we are facing this 18 year old with cases of pedophilia and possibly rape and/or molestation
EDIT: My superior just informed me we just opened a non consentual sex case on top of all other charges.
@Anonski nah this is the real deal😉
This dude has 6 subs and no videos and expects people to believe he’s the FBI. At least put effort into your trolls
Edit: I misspelled a word
@@razor9606 no, I don't, it's literally just a joke you arrogant fuck
Edit: typo
FBI wow you’re so gay
Just let the dude have some fun...
Your next video should be “catching a feminists IRL(gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called)”
man, I miss this series. then again I haven't been watching birdman as much as I should.
There's PornHub...why even?
ewww leave
@@floowzer7067 "soon to be dead meme" Disgusting
@@floowzer7067 whoa
Floowzer chill my tubulartastic vro
this guy is waking up my eugene demons lol
Last time I checked you were at 70k good job and keep on battling the thots
Triple entente
It be like that sometimes
Oh yeah yeah my brother that's a bird been the number 1 thot defender for us men for a long time
@Subscribe to Pewdiepie oh yeah yeah
@Subscribe to Pewdiepie oh yeah yeah
We hit 1 mil bois!!!!! Great job Birdman you deserve it bro!
The second person isn’t even recruit mode it’s spectator mode with admin privileges on lol
Brirdman for president!
His campaign slogan: "I'm tired of these females lying"
Maybe the dude purchased her premium snaps to build a tinder catfishing / scamming business himself?
Bruh you never know. There is some fucked up shit in this world,
That would be genius.
A smart investor
Bro that is genius
def could of been a tax wright off as well
1 Million subscriber special: The veteran life of Birdman
5:19 when he bumped into that guy lmao I hate when that shit happens and they don’t wanna move
Females out here on recruit while us men out here on realistic
Spectrum we on veteran
We on ultra nightmare
Spectrum we on Realistic with 1 sensitivity 😂
MyStIK SkY3 that’s only if you’re obese lol
Shrekoning well yeah i guess, i meant thats how difficult our life is tho
Bro I need her twitter for school work
Emily rinaudo
Just for research purposes
Devarya Chowdhary she hasn’t post anything hmmm
Devarya Chowdhary Emily rinaudo
Thesupersubzero _ it’s because twitter took them all down when they cleaned up the porn off of the app
I always thought you hit a million a while ago
Birdman: I thought that 1m was impossible
Birdman's subs: Darling, you have no idea what's possible
Who else was before 1 mil💪💪💪
Evan Rock here
LITERALLY EVERYONE
I was here before 100k
Was here at 234,000
There is 999,999 of us. I've been here from about 90k. Who else is an OG
*Congratulations on 1M BirdMan, you deserve it*
ewww leave
@@floowzer7067 no u, soon to be dead meme
I love the 2019 BO2 gameplay
Link to girl Twitter tryna see the " evidence" myself
WolfKing Overlord if u knew the twitter hit me up 😂🤣
@@shy1905 I will
WolfKing Overlord @emternational, go get the evidence my man
The Hydra Gaming thank you man looking for hidden evidence
@@shy1905 yeah sure
Lemme catch my son not congradulating birdman for 1 mil subs.
Congrats bro, you're killing it.
WE HAVE A NEW SERIES NOW??
Jags days whenever I see it comments on his videos idk by I laugh sometimes
congrats on hitting 1m! you deserve it. few youtubers have content that actually makes it funny and rewatchable like yours. keep up the good work!
Somebody need to take one for the team and pay for a premium Snapchat for the whole team.
@@victorcardenas8198 we man need affection too, that's why
Sad males ^
@@hunt7533 that points up to your name......
@@TatsiKun got eeeeeeeem😂😂
^ This points to my name. Lost a brain cell from stupidity.
Twitter of first girl is @emternational is case some people need to do some research
Stijn Verver thank you I understand your a bit of a researcher yourself!
MrSceri haha yes that is true indeed!
Tank you
Now I can do my 'biology' research
@@stijnverver thank you i needed it for my chemistry class
When I saw recruit I had to stop playing my games
Not only is the 2nd one living on recruit, she using aim bot wtf...
Birdman got to one million yeeeet
The @'s of the kid and woman are; arivdna and elfamousdamian
I remember my first speeding ticket it was 489$ 🤔😂😐
@I’m wrong but It was about 4 months after i got my license. I have to take my brother to school and we were late. MY DUMDASS was going 63 on a 35. Everybody does it on this part of the road that's why I think someone called to complain because their was about 5 cops hiding and stopped many people but it was only on that day the cops never did again but I learned my lession we out here on veteran difficulty paying a 500 dollar ticket while being a freshman in university was a pain in the ass.🤔😢😭
@@nemooek5203 Amen
God damn lol
@@nemooek5203 LMFAO YOU WERE ON VETERAN DIFFICULTY
daylight robbery lol
Congrats on a million bro I’ve been watching since 20k and I’m happy to see you come this far
@emternational
you're welcome ;)
Imperator you are a good man 👍
I couldn’t see any pics
What a man
Wtf
Let me catch my son hitting one million subscribers
Bro mad RESPECT for that BO2 gameplay.
congrats on the 1 mill, have been here since 100k or something like that and you have become my favorite youtuber. haven't missed out any videos since then.
1 million subscribers! Oh yeah yeah
Been here since 10k bud, you make me laugh, my favorite is when you completely destroyed the WNBA girls
MizKif Sister Omegalul
I been here since 500k man congrats its crazy because you actually deserved it since the beginning but now its a reality!
Could I get both of there names for research proposes
@emternational
Son, let me catch you buying a premium snap!! Just let me!
King Lock15 mapper aight
This angered his father who punished him severely
Huncho ww2 oversimplified😂
Hey bro, if you can, it'd be good to see some of your videos about crazy feminists again. I love watching them, they make me laugh so much. 😂
I’m sure it’s not illegal to “date” someone underage but it is illegal to do anything sexual from pictures to sex acts
Pls talk about that riley Reid rap/songs pls it's so funny 😂😂