Why a Man Bun Makes You Better Than Everyone Else

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  • @Captainkeys88
    @Captainkeys88 8 років тому +1586

    He has the perfect voice for these skits.

    • @adamstein4104
      @adamstein4104 5 років тому +8

      John Keys Right?!

    • @ThaaiSamurai
      @ThaaiSamurai 5 років тому +5

      I know!

    • @cheridehart8625
      @cheridehart8625 4 роки тому +2

      Definitely!!!

    • @haqeeqee
      @haqeeqee 4 роки тому +9

      It’s like ASMR and comedy combined. 😇

    • @brianshaffneraclc
      @brianshaffneraclc 4 роки тому +8

      The dead pan delivery is superb. He's like the Steven Wright of pseudo spirituality.

  • @davewhite523
    @davewhite523 7 років тому +245

    There's a whole town with people just like this, Eugene Oregon

  • @chappelear4
    @chappelear4 8 років тому +148

    I love how serious you look while explaining yourself.

  • @evflyleaf
    @evflyleaf 4 роки тому +66

    I can’t breathe over how softly he said “I’m *composting* tonight” 😂

    • @MaliMaslacak526
      @MaliMaslacak526 3 роки тому

      You can't breathe period. Your mask prevents you to do that😳

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 8 років тому +183

    i just love how sarcastically and monotoneously he points out the flaws in things

    • @517oceanfront
      @517oceanfront 3 роки тому +5

      Totally...

    • @mazsroy9
      @mazsroy9 3 роки тому +4

      Me too. Love him.

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah this channel actually helps me cope with the madness in this world.

  • @biankapaloma
    @biankapaloma 5 років тому +72

    " I wear clothes to express that I don't need to wear clothes"😂

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 роки тому

      It's a little misquoted but i do the thing he was talking about, and i don't even do the rest (especially the manbun)

  • @dudemanbrocuz
    @dudemanbrocuz 7 років тому +1290

    i'm bald on top, this allows me to double bun with my side hair. double the enlightenment

    • @everlastingideas8625
      @everlastingideas8625 5 років тому +85

      Or you can have 4 small buns 2 on the sides , one on top and one at the back. It will be one bun for each element (fire, water, air, earth). You ll become a nature God

    • @EnigmaSixx
      @EnigmaSixx 4 роки тому +35

      @Donald Piniach now I'm just imagining princess Leia with a bald spot.😑

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 4 роки тому +15

      LMFAO ! Priceless !

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 роки тому +11

      You are the Supreme Special One

    • @micheleolexa4767
      @micheleolexa4767 4 роки тому +8

      "Double the Enlightenment "...your amazing !!!

  • @Gpacharlie
    @Gpacharlie 6 років тому +137

    I stuffed my bean bag chair with Quinoa and now I float with the gods.

  • @johngagon
    @johngagon 8 років тому +829

    You can't just put your hair in a bun and act like a cross between a spiritual warrior and a British nanny. LOL

    • @woodsprout
      @woodsprout 5 років тому +1

      Who is acting like a Brittish nanny?

    • @brigittedelapava163
      @brigittedelapava163 5 років тому +5

      John Gagon that made me burst out laughing!!

    • @yyz125
      @yyz125 4 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 4 роки тому +4

      The ancient Indians knew about this. HaaaHha! Classic bro🤣

    • @bonnie3232
      @bonnie3232 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnessmyer4665
    @johnessmyer4665 4 роки тому +6

    Love this guy,,,,,, he’s funny as hell and can do it with a straight face!

  • @714jud
    @714jud 7 років тому +260

    Thanks so much. I grew up in SoCal,
    vegan,yoga,New Age and thinking I was
    more enlightened than nearly everyone else. You have shown me, by your insightful work, that I was right. I am better! Please keep up the good work.
    Knowledge is power!

    • @e.w.5585
      @e.w.5585 5 років тому +9

      quinoa is power !

    • @LoversRfighters
      @LoversRfighters 4 роки тому +12

      Yes, I too. We shouldn't hide our superiority it only makes others weaker.

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 4 роки тому +3

      Must have been traumatizing for ya. I feel your pain
      Being raised on Quinoa and ultra woke fundamentalism.
      Makes growing up with a pair of fundie parents whom are both related in the deep south that much more attractive, eh?
      😂
      Kisskiss
      Super-dupher-ultra-spiritual-WokeAF-Hippie-Jebus-lookalike constantly high on weed, and stuffed with tofu and pork chops :
      P.S. Man Buns is BLASPHEMY!
      (Unless you're a burger flipper with long hair and likes to flip off customers in his spare time)

    • @lolaisawake
      @lolaisawake 4 роки тому +8

      My sons and I are forest living, tiny house and yurt dwelling, barefooted, off grid, vegan, gluten-free, kombucha drinking, cannabis loving, anti vaccine, long haired, bun-wearing, bearded (the guys), Jesus-looking, permaculture gardening, humanure composting, parapolitical researching, homesteading, foraging, guitar playing, painting, Mexican blanket hoodie wearing anarchists who wear no masks anywhere. Spiritual AF! ☺️

    • @sunniertimer598
      @sunniertimer598 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @yyz125
    @yyz125 4 роки тому +4

    The seriousness in his eyes and facial expressions is effen brilliant

  • @AshleyBTibbetts
    @AshleyBTibbetts 8 років тому +544

    "In college I majored in quinoa history" 😂 😂

    • @reirei8699
      @reirei8699 4 роки тому +9

      sounds legit

    • @AuntStina
      @AuntStina 4 роки тому +4

      Might be better than majoring in underwater basket weaving 😂

    • @lucygoose6237
      @lucygoose6237 4 роки тому +1

      "Is that quinoa?! I HATE QUINOA!" - Alton Brown

    • @user-mt4zr5kp7h
      @user-mt4zr5kp7h 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao he was literally saying that line as I read your post. In my mind I was about to pronounce it "kin-Oh-uh" as I read it until then! Lol
      Cool! Learned a new word I'd been saying wrong lmao!

    • @Johnhasa1
      @Johnhasa1 2 роки тому

      Lool

  • @tammywilson8636
    @tammywilson8636 3 роки тому +10

    You have LITERALLY described my daughter and her boyfriend TO THE “T”!!! 🤣😂😩

  • @mzmaiden
    @mzmaiden 8 років тому +54

    I love the condescending quietness of tone you've mastered. I almost spit my tea when you said you only drink out of jars... I'm sitting here drinking from a jar because I'm too lazy to load the dishwasher :-)

  • @mammothorbust
    @mammothorbust 7 років тому +566

    A rare combination that is lesser-known yet spiritually superior is the man bun + mustache. Nothing displays your complexity greater than looking like a pirate and an elderly Asian woman at the same time.

    • @Lengsel7
      @Lengsel7 6 років тому +11

      LOL!

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @8simonking8
      @8simonking8 4 роки тому +9

      sure better late than never but I just wanted to tell you that today's day and age all you have to do is identify yourself as a man and there it is you're a man no one can tell you NO. Sad disturbing and true!

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому

      That description made me LOL

    • @shancon6377
      @shancon6377 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @bellastone-le9eb
    @bellastone-le9eb Рік тому +1

    Oh my gosh I’m always bagging on the “man bun”. Hahaha. This is perfect!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Notorious_Grey
    @Notorious_Grey 8 років тому +547

    That last comment "I only drink out of Jars" made me laugh really hard

    • @kensquint2374
      @kensquint2374 8 років тому +6

      me, too. That was my house as a kid.

    • @mirisoji8406
      @mirisoji8406 8 років тому +4

      +Notorious Grey I also eat soup out of jars :O

    • @WeezieV
      @WeezieV 6 років тому +1

      Notorious Grey me too!!!!🤣

    • @jenm6387
      @jenm6387 4 роки тому

      Me too.

    • @adamdavislee
      @adamdavislee 3 роки тому

      I thought it was all satire until this part-then I thought "oh actually, I can relate to that". 😄 (Why use up space with cups, when you already use jars? 😉)

  • @Brian-cg6tn
    @Brian-cg6tn 4 роки тому +32

    I subconsciously clenched my hand into a fist when he said “you can’t spell community without unity”😂😂😂😂

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 роки тому

      Soviet anthem intensifies.

  • @jillvirginiamangino1367
    @jillvirginiamangino1367 8 років тому +485

    my husband came home perplexed that our pharmacist had a "man bun" today ... I said honey he must be "ultra spiritual" .

    • @enterthevoidIi
      @enterthevoidIi 8 років тому

      he did what?

    • @ntactime_w3488
      @ntactime_w3488 4 роки тому +5

      David Chaplin you have an untrained eye to spot true spirituality

    • @dystopian2153
      @dystopian2153 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 4 роки тому +2

      @David Chaplin Walk away because of hairstyle? You sound like very intolerant person.

    • @lolaisawake
      @lolaisawake 4 роки тому +9

      My sons and I are forest living, tiny house and yurt dwelling, barefooted, off grid, vegan, gluten-free, kombucha drinking, cannabis loving, anti vaccine, long haired, bun-wearing, bearded (the guys), Jesus-looking, permaculture gardening, humanure composting, parapolitical researching, homesteading, foraging, guitar playing, painting, Mexican blanket hoodie wearing anarchists who wear no masks anywhere. Spiritual AF! ☺️

  • @CoCojoy420
    @CoCojoy420 3 роки тому +14

    My dad told me one time never trust any man that has a ponytail or a manbun, truer words he spoke to me.

    • @jessicaellina3878
      @jessicaellina3878 Рік тому +1

      Lol..men in leather trousers
      Old men in leather trousers
      Old men with ponytails in leather trousers
      Old men with man buns in leather trousers 😂😂😂😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 7 місяців тому

      Truer words he _never_ spoke you mean? "Truer words he spoke to me" isn't even a thing and if it was it would mean that at some other point he spoke words that had more truth than the ones you just quoted.
      "Truer words were never spoken" is an accepted saying, although usually in a different context.

  • @MatthewNeill
    @MatthewNeill 8 років тому +68

    You had me at, "I only drink out of jars..."

  • @blacksheepwall79
    @blacksheepwall79 3 роки тому +4

    "I find it so grounding to have my feet on the ground" I lost my shit. That's right up there with Musashi Miyamoto's advice "To avoid falling down, keep your balance."

  • @sarahhanshaw386
    @sarahhanshaw386 8 років тому +18

    I love that you challenge people to laugh at themselves.

  • @reinamendez8163
    @reinamendez8163 3 роки тому +1

    JP, your voice is so relaxing, it's like you are chilled all the time.

  • @suchandradasi
    @suchandradasi 8 років тому +83

    "What am I doing tonight? I'll be composting tonight." HAhahahahahahahah

  • @kreassiva9138
    @kreassiva9138 4 роки тому

    This man is so pure all his soul knowledge go to the world unfiltered by his fisical body and mind.

  • @Brastius
    @Brastius 8 років тому +63

    I was taught by an old Mayan medicine man the ancient art of using quinoa as electronics packing material. This has really helped me achieve my vision board goal of buying more vision boards.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 роки тому +3

      your comment is 4 years old and you have 44 likes.
      the angels are speaking to you through the universal power of numbers o' spiritual one. Now stare harder at your 4 vision boards and be blessed!

    • @cathalbutler
      @cathalbutler 4 роки тому +3

      @@gamingchinchilla7323 Great to see a true master has replied.

    • @isabellenicaud3725
      @isabellenicaud3725 4 роки тому

      🙏🥂

  • @wildatbest7075
    @wildatbest7075 3 роки тому +3

    I love how I decided to put my hair in a man bun today and this video shows up in my feed

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 8 років тому +623

    The only thing more "spiritual" than a man bun is a man topnot. Why be satisfied with a man bun at the nape of your neck when you can proudly display your spirituality for all to see on the top of your head? Also, as you get older it will conveniently be in the right place to cover your bald spot.

    • @woodsprout
      @woodsprout 8 років тому +6

      Basically I see people pull back or put up their hair, to hold it out of the way, or because of hot weather or both.

    • @zzzaaayyynnn
      @zzzaaayyynnn 8 років тому +5

      ...and it's sexier. Not that a man bun is NOT sexy. haha

    • @lindamcdonald6560
      @lindamcdonald6560 7 років тому +3

      OMG hahahahah! LOVIT!

    • @MrOnomatopoiea
      @MrOnomatopoiea 7 років тому +3

      Actually in the Star Wars prequels, there was a midget Jedi called Even Piell who was bald but had a man topknot! ;)

    • @Ukelay13
      @Ukelay13 7 років тому

      dlwatib I've offered guys money for topknots before. It just looks so wrong on a white guy.

  • @nicandromartinezsotelo3300
    @nicandromartinezsotelo3300 Рік тому

    Thank you for your accurate depiction of truth. I always thought I felt more superior than anyonr else, and now i know I am.

  • @LuxeLaFemme
    @LuxeLaFemme 8 років тому +32

    When I need a good laugh I come to your site! I love your messages, both satirical and serious.

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  8 років тому +9

      +Tara Tillman Thank you for sharing your laughs with me Tara!

  • @gretchencline5124
    @gretchencline5124 7 років тому +13

    Oh my gosh! I know a guy with a man bun who actually fits this description! LOL!

  • @JaeChristineOfficial
    @JaeChristineOfficial 8 років тому +205

    HOT cocoa made out of RAW almond milk....LMAO!!!!!

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 4 роки тому +4

      @@aceventura1587 But it's not raw after it's heated...

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 роки тому +2

      its made all the more delicious when its the chocolate version of said almond milk. Also the cups are easier to clean :B

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 3 роки тому

      The only way to fly...LOLOL.

  • @drivesmecrazy1000
    @drivesmecrazy1000 4 роки тому +3

    "You're a spiritual prodigy." 🤣😂🤣

  • @evekurocieru
    @evekurocieru 8 років тому +64

    I mastered in quinoa!!!! omg everyone of these videos has me in stitches.

  • @inbetwheens
    @inbetwheens 6 років тому +1

    LOL !!!! "lack of selfconfidence" as kindness !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moonbeanification
    @moonbeanification 8 років тому +188

    "you need to be fascinated with quinoa"

  • @Maria-h1q6w
    @Maria-h1q6w Рік тому

    YOU ARE A GIFT TO HUMANITY..THANKYOU JP❤

  • @F1areon
    @F1areon 8 років тому +67

    I find it so grounding to have my feet on the ground. Sometimes people get mad at me when I walk into their house in my dirt-covered feet... I don't get that. Do they just hate the Earth that badly?

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 роки тому +1

      Anti-Earthers

  • @angeladinkins5287
    @angeladinkins5287 7 років тому +1

    I now start my mornings with intense laughter by watching one of your videos. It's just as effective as kettlebells & battle ropes 😆

  • @benjaminbaron3209
    @benjaminbaron3209 7 років тому +65

    Kinda odd, how this guy kinda explains my style in a way that makes it sound very stupid... I am barefoot all year, don't buy clothes all that often, use a bicicle to get everywhere, wear my long hair short with a beard, appear kind and gentle, have quinoa lying around, reuse shopping bags... I AM SO SPIRITUAL!

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 роки тому +11

      Lol. You may be doing it just to be you. I think this is poking fun at the people who do it to be hip and trendy. See: Portlandia

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 4 роки тому

      @Shaman96 I just have to take a look in the mirror 😂

    • @jandemars580
      @jandemars580 4 роки тому

      Have you... nevermind

  • @steveosoprano9078
    @steveosoprano9078 7 років тому +1

    JP thank you for helping me see the full potential of my man bun! You have validated its existence.

  • @MsKirstini
    @MsKirstini 8 років тому +37

    Best channel on youtube imo. So fucking deadpan. how do you keep such a straightface

    • @tkucey8689
      @tkucey8689 8 років тому +13

      because he only drinks out of jars

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 7 років тому +1

      He lost it trying to eat cucumber raw vegan pizza saying "it's delicious".
      Only time I've seen him break.

  • @ladyaqua6468
    @ladyaqua6468 Рік тому +1

    "Long hair is like an antenna for attracting spiritual oneness" 😂😂😂

  • @crystalgridart3610
    @crystalgridart3610 8 років тому +161

    I currently work in a barbershop and create and upkeep man bun's daily. What does this mean for my spirituality?

    • @crystalgridart3610
      @crystalgridart3610 8 років тому +41

      +Madelyn Ferguson I'm just doing what the universe is asking of me... thank you for the support.

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 6 років тому +19

      You are the bun Guru

    • @paulden3158
      @paulden3158 6 років тому +14

      Keeper of the men bun

    • @narcissenot
      @narcissenot 6 років тому +4

      Bun shaper

    • @adamchilds9132
      @adamchilds9132 5 років тому +7

      Your so humble, like jesus, doing this daily, yes I think this makes you just like Jesus

  • @Max-nh3gp
    @Max-nh3gp 4 роки тому +3

    "even though their liking you is based on a premise that isnt actually you, its the best that you can do" --- that killed me.

  • @donnyzarra
    @donnyzarra 8 років тому +264

    Please enlighten us more on Quinoa. I really need to learn more about this magical substance.

    • @ChefRafi
      @ChefRafi 8 років тому +4

      I'll show you how to make quinoa risotto.

    • @marblecrow
      @marblecrow 8 років тому +5

      Have you seen the video of David Lynch making quinoa?

    • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
      @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 7 років тому +1

      I used to live on quinoa

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 7 років тому +1

      Sunny T I got some because my nutrition guy told me to stop eating brown rice. But I never tried making it. I don't think I have a weak gut either. My sister use to boil it and then fry it, smelled bad.

    • @EyeSeeThruYou
      @EyeSeeThruYou 5 років тому +3

      Friend of mine used it as emergency kitty litter one time. She had a smaller dinner but a less stinky apartment 😅

  • @Turagrong
    @Turagrong 3 роки тому

    He seems to have a good understanding of the community.

  • @djdB
    @djdB 8 років тому +14

    You are a freaking genius mate. Spot on!

  • @vadimsokolenko5681
    @vadimsokolenko5681 2 роки тому +1

    Man, you are special !

  • @brookstaylor3329
    @brookstaylor3329 8 років тому +13

    "...cross between a spiritual warrior and a british nanny" BWAHAHAHA

  • @Ijustwantrevengeisthatsowrong
    @Ijustwantrevengeisthatsowrong 4 роки тому +35

    Man bun is like a Millennial Mullet....you will look back 20 years later and ask “WTF was I thinking?”

  • @JasonDrennen
    @JasonDrennen 3 роки тому

    At first I didn't get this dude until I watched more and more videos. He seems so good at playing his roles that I believed he really believed what he was saying. He's a top contender to being the ultimate troll.

  • @potcallingkettle
    @potcallingkettle 8 років тому +314

    JP, I want to live the man bun lifestyle, but I am a woman. Is there any hope for me? 🌻

    • @justaboi4791
      @justaboi4791 8 років тому +112

      +potcallingkettle Put a cucumber in your pants to achieve ultimate man bun status

    • @EforEvery1
      @EforEvery1 8 років тому +29

      +Michael Govard But don't cats hate cucumbers? You need cats to not be afraid of you so you can connect with their spirtualness I thought.

    • @chey705
      @chey705 8 років тому +25

      +EforEvery1 but its also Vegan. and you MUST be vegan!

    • @EforEvery1
      @EforEvery1 8 років тому +32

      Cheyanne Uh oh. I'm a vegetarian. So I'm like a fake vegan.

    • @danolson6476
      @danolson6476 8 років тому +2

      +potcallingkettle Heck ya! I'm living the life of a monk at no ones 'by your leave.'

  • @deco2gogo
    @deco2gogo 4 роки тому +8

    Wow, I have an ex-boyfriend who wore a man bun, and I now I understand that it wasn't just for convenience, but to tell the world just how special he was. He also rode a bike and he had that unearned air of superiority.

    • @nicandromartinezsotelo3300
      @nicandromartinezsotelo3300 Рік тому +1

      But he really was superior and most likely was the best you could get.

    • @deco2gogo
      @deco2gogo Рік тому

      @@nicandromartinezsotelo3300 I'm quite glad that I passed on man-bun dude, because I found a wonderful guy who doesn't like to fight or play mind games, and we've been together for 17 years. And he actually has very long hair, he just puts it in a ponytail like a normal person, lol!

  • @sammoretti5625
    @sammoretti5625 8 років тому +102

    anybody notice he ripped that lid on the container of salad?!?!?!?!

    • @zzzaaayyynnn
      @zzzaaayyynnn 8 років тому +34

      His manly man bun forced him to do it.

    • @lairx
      @lairx 8 років тому +15

      I am sure it's intentional.
      You know, it's soo spiritual to bring a really organic dry&withered™ salad in a crappy container to your gathering. Everybody will love you for your frugality

  • @00Mindi00
    @00Mindi00 8 років тому +39

    I'm glad I chopped mine off. The distraction of less hair has elevated my consciousness.
    #monklevelachieved

  • @joshaustin9119
    @joshaustin9119 4 роки тому +2

    Dude in comments:"i feel attacked" Jp rewatchin his own video:"I feel attacked"

  • @CliffyB81
    @CliffyB81 8 років тому +79

    Wow dude! Are you the guy who works at the register at whole foods?

    • @Thulesmann
      @Thulesmann 4 роки тому +4

      Now I know why he looks so familiar! That also explains why I didn't get hired there when I applied - I had no man bun!

  • @EugenieHeraty
    @EugenieHeraty 4 роки тому

    Long hair is just an antenna for attracting spiritual energies!!!
    Love you JP

  • @austinm419
    @austinm419 8 років тому +114

    This was fantastic! Please continue the satirizing of new age nonsense.

    • @arielavalos7514
      @arielavalos7514 5 років тому +3

      @Mike thats right! What can be affirmed can be negated, what can be negated can be affirmed. - Chuang zi (taoist)

  • @rossmilner6780
    @rossmilner6780 4 роки тому

    This is just so spot on ! Everything I have ever thought about men with man buns is right here! Genius lol!

  • @Cookiesdiefrombehind
    @Cookiesdiefrombehind 8 років тому +27

    Stop it, your satire is giving me PTSD from actual man buns.

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 роки тому +1

      They can't hurt, plus they make a convienent handle in a fist fight.

  • @tectonicD
    @tectonicD 5 років тому +2

    Finally I found (HIM)!!! The all knowing, all seeing, master of time, space, dimension, and sarcasm.

  • @gilllie666
    @gilllie666 8 років тому +445

    This is why i'm torn every time I bun my hair at uni. It's like flying the flag for extreme lefties to come and tell me about their lord and saviour, quinoa.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 6 років тому +24

      If you don't want to hang out with lefties talking about quinoa, why would you want to put your hair in a bun in the first place?

    • @woodsprout
      @woodsprout 5 років тому +40

      @@justforever96, Because he has hair that he needs to manage? Same as a woman with long hair. Men and women are the same specie, by the way. Your automatic stereotyping is strange and irrelevant.

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 5 років тому +15

      William Walker why does wearing your hair in a bun necessarily mean you are trying to appeal to the left?

    • @OTOss-fi2el
      @OTOss-fi2el 5 років тому +31

      Yes but is it free range organic cruelty-free quinoa sold at the local farmers market?

    • @fms6306
      @fms6306 5 років тому +4

      Because men shouldnt have long hair

  • @charliesierra6919
    @charliesierra6919 3 роки тому +6

    "The creepiness of an aggressive priest." This was pure Gold! Manbun sensating!

  • @ASHERUISE
    @ASHERUISE 8 років тому +213

    Man buns cause premature baldness, so when you lose your hair, you can have an even more spiritual monk-like chrome dome.

    • @silence7047
      @silence7047 8 років тому +6

      I spilled my tea over my tablet. thanks for that comment, made me lough!

    • @00Mindi00
      @00Mindi00 8 років тому +4

      +ASHERUISE MONK LEVEL ACHIEVED

    • @zach3482
      @zach3482 8 років тому +20

      Oh is that why all women are bald?

    • @stustockwell
      @stustockwell 8 років тому +4

      +ASHERUISE HA! Jokes on you... I'm already bald.
      ... :(

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 7 років тому +6

      ASHERUISE only if it's tight

  • @MasterMichelleFL
    @MasterMichelleFL 4 роки тому

    Omgoodness...
    I'm definitely laughing out loud!
    Thanks, I needed that!

  • @danielmanahan692
    @danielmanahan692 8 років тому +110

    I want a comb over man bun

    • @mredyhcapamab
      @mredyhcapamab 8 років тому +9

      +Daniel Manahan Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, sir.

    • @kaitlinski493
      @kaitlinski493 8 років тому +9

      Trump bun lol

    • @Ricky-ez2nh
      @Ricky-ez2nh 8 років тому +6

      that would put you in a new elite status 😂

    • @curiousSOUL22
      @curiousSOUL22 8 років тому +1

      DO IT

    • @JBoyle-jr9wb
      @JBoyle-jr9wb 8 років тому +2

      I sport the pubic man bun

  • @tylerecho2589
    @tylerecho2589 2 роки тому

    1:04 perfect analogy, just absolutely perfect

  • @pavanatanaya
    @pavanatanaya 8 років тому +98

    What was that exotic fruit you are eating at the end? A quinoa pod?

  • @calico7258
    @calico7258 3 роки тому

    He nails it perfectly!

  • @EBB9667
    @EBB9667 8 років тому +111

    "Man Bun Community"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    JP, you are awesome!

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  8 років тому +12

      +Elizabeth Berman :-)

    • @doctorwagax9779
      @doctorwagax9779 8 років тому +6

      Its funny cos its true..

    • @michaelscuder4172
      @michaelscuder4172 8 років тому +1

      AwakenWithJP have any advice for me my dad doesn't accept me for transgender

    • @joyconfdpd6222
      @joyconfdpd6222 7 років тому +1

      Michael Scuder I know the struggle of parents not accepting u being trans I have the same problem with mine too they recently found out but think its bullshit and blames the internet but what they didn't know is I wanted to be a girl since I was little but instead of allowing me to be myself they punished me

    • @christophersimmering1318
      @christophersimmering1318 7 років тому

      Michael Scuder have you considered psychoanalysis?

  • @rosieduarte8992
    @rosieduarte8992 7 років тому +1

    Have you been to my daughters house? I swear everything you mention in this video, the essential oil video and the vegan one describe her and her husband to the T! I'm dying over here ! You are so dam funny 😄

  • @joannemckann7948
    @joannemckann7948 8 років тому +31

    Quinoa is the mother of all grains!

  • @julieheppell2326
    @julieheppell2326 Рік тому +1

    I love your work! And your sarcasm humor 💗💜🧡🖖

  • @stanlindert6332
    @stanlindert6332 8 років тому +39

    Van Gogh with a man bun.

    • @Leatherargento
      @Leatherargento 4 роки тому +1

      You're right! He DOES look like Vincent Van Gogh!

  • @emanuel_soundtrack
    @emanuel_soundtrack 3 роки тому +1

    you described one of my best friends

  • @Moi_81
    @Moi_81 8 років тому +6

    This is the funniest thing I have seen all day.

  • @bubbles3161
    @bubbles3161 4 роки тому

    A man bun a bell a straight face explanation, Priceless !

  • @Binichmoses2
    @Binichmoses2 8 років тому +24

    I agree that a man bun and a beard make u more then 300% more Spiritual, like People always think im Jesus.

    • @VaidasJSP
      @VaidasJSP 6 років тому

      Binichmoses zwei I have man bun and a beard, and Im pretty serious on spiritual path.

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 4 роки тому

    I love this man so much.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 років тому +11

    I always try to identify myself by wearing clothes that identify me as somebody who doesn't need clothes to identify him too.

  • @catbear4404
    @catbear4404 4 роки тому

    As a man with a manbun and a hydroponic garden that I share with my coworkers. I laughed so hard when you whipped out the salad to share. 😂😂 Great job, love these skits.

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 8 років тому +7

    Bumper sticker: My man bun came from Cinnabon

  • @windwolf3758
    @windwolf3758 4 роки тому +3

    I have a mohawk man bun. That means I'm a spiritually enlightened rebel...

  • @SherioCheers
    @SherioCheers 8 років тому +5

    I have a drinking game I play: If I have a beverage in hand and see a man bun... I must yell: "Man Bun!" and then drink. Usually it's at home and the buns I see are on TV lol

  • @DR-qf9th
    @DR-qf9th 3 роки тому +1

    I only drink out of jars...🤣😂🤣😂

  • @EinSophistry
    @EinSophistry 8 років тому +73

    The truly spiritual man cuts his hair short and then constantly defies his short hair by wearing it long.

  • @adlockhungry304
    @adlockhungry304 6 років тому +2

    Oh, emm, jeeeee! This is genius!!!! “I only drink out of jars!” Bwaaaaaah!

  • @sheilaodonnell8661
    @sheilaodonnell8661 8 років тому +4

    You remind me of Joel Hodgsen from Mystery Science Theater 3000 !! Love it!

  • @rumsbums3113
    @rumsbums3113 6 років тому +2

    having a man bun makes me love this even more

  • @Josiah_Cornett
    @Josiah_Cornett 8 років тому +24

    Alas, my curly hair prevents me from growing a successful man bun. My spirituality can never fully develop because of this. I also lack the endurance to grow my hair out like that. It would get too bad before it got good enough to be worth it

    • @nochill3785
      @nochill3785 8 років тому +2

      JP help this man with your spirituality

    • @excel04
      @excel04 8 років тому +14

      Try coconut oil, shea butter, co-washing and focusing on the abundance power of your potential curly locks whilst setting your daily intentions my friend. Your fabulous man bun is within reach. Source energy insists upon it.

    • @Paulcitomusic
      @Paulcitomusic 7 років тому

      You need to change your name to JP Cornett in order to manifest miracles and a man bun.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 6 років тому +2

      It's okay, you can just grow an unkempt hippy-afro. Not quite a man-bun, but you too can proclaim to the world your superiority and refusal to be ruled by the same norms that the rest of the people are.

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 6 років тому

      Just get a perm at your local afro store

  • @vladimerpopov3070
    @vladimerpopov3070 3 роки тому +2

    Because of my world travels, every time I see a man bun, I want to ask them “Are you here to wash my feet before I eat at this restaurant?”

  • @slimsammyone
    @slimsammyone 8 років тому +67

    Ok, let's do a personal inventory: Rocked a man bun when I had long hair, love being barefoot, use mason jars as cups, seldom have any use for fashion. I guess I am either spiritual or a hick.

    • @MrPlutonicLove
      @MrPlutonicLove 8 років тому +3

      Same. But why be spiritual if it doesn't get you laid?

    • @davidb819
      @davidb819 8 років тому +3

      +Mikko S. but what if you could get spiritually laid.....is the there sucha a thing???

    • @davidb819
      @davidb819 8 років тому +3

      +David B haha

    • @RofICopters
      @RofICopters 8 років тому +9

      did you just laugh at your own comment with another comment?

    • @davidb819
      @davidb819 8 років тому +4

      :)ha no I tried to send it with like a setting the mood ( Spreading the good vibe) like I did at the beginning of this comment..... so that people don't get offended but forgot write it!!:)

  • @benbangui
    @benbangui 3 роки тому

    Thank you for this video. I have been growing my man bun during covid. Now I know what I need to aspire to

  • @emilyw6762
    @emilyw6762 8 років тому +23

    you should do a "how to have fun in coachella" tutorial in a ultra spiritual way. Really looking forward to it !

  • @TravisLally
    @TravisLally 7 років тому

    I absolutely love the way he opens that Tupperware lid :D

  • @mygypsydancer
    @mygypsydancer 8 років тому +4

    I would worship at your feet for nothing more than the man bun joy you bring. My life sucks. I have no future other than death, yet you are a constant, spiritually uplifting reminder that the only thing in life that truly matters is continuing to dress like the warmed over Hippie that I am...Peace, Love, and Dirty Feet.