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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
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An hour of the top posts from r/Cringetopia on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
/ @thelexikitty
/ @damienlee
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1:12 for anybody wondering, the flag is the MAP flag. Meaning “minor attracted person”. No they don’t deserve a flag. Yes the have one. Yes it can burn in hell.
Came here because I was confused what I missed. I did. And it's important. Now I know who to avoid and reject.
Thank you, I was wondering if that was actually a bad flag and now I know it is
I hope i never see that flag wave
Aren't pedophiles and MAPs different? I might be recalling wrong but pedopholes willingly commit the act while MAPs don't do that and they seek jelp and stuff
@@Taekaleaf google says “MAP is an umbrella term that includes: Pedophile: an individual attracted to a pre-pubescent child; Hebephile: an individual attracted to a pubescent child (11-14) and; Ephebophile: an individual attracted to a post-pubescent child (i.e., a teen, 15-19).” So I don’t think there’s a difference, it’s just a nicer term :/
It's been 2 fuckin seconds and already "sexual agreement form"
ikr LOL
Well, still better than no consent
@@Prxypad true…
@@PrxypadDudes that hand out things like that expect a yes. Women might say yes just to survive.
@@Prxypadupdate: The form is absolutely not consenting. It says that all the acts she checks would be a *minimum* of 4 *hours* and can't be changed. Even if she agress the acts listed, she doesn't have a way to say no when it's too much.
That zoophilia one got me. Their point is that eating something that was killed peacefully or milked with care so you don't starve is worse than wanting to (without the ability of consent) do INTIMATE things with said ANIMALS.
It's that same logic pedophiles use, where they think they apparently "love" the object of their sexual desire, instead of using it like a sex toy whilst it literally has no ability to consent
Yeah, trying to slaughter livestock animals as quickly and ethically as possible is FAR different from... that other stuff. Humans and animals are also often physically incompatible, you could literally hurt the animal, or spread disease. Gross. If that person really cared about the animals, they should speak up against farms that don't live up to the standard, or become a politician to try and raise the standards of livestock care. Something like that. But what they really want isn't that.
They honestly sound like the type of person who would think we get wool by killing sheep.
Just to blur the line a bit more, dairy cows are impregnated often so that they continue to create more milk. If they give birth to a male, they often become veal, and the females likely become more dairy cows. So, the industry does rely on frequent impregnation of cows, just not attempted by humans.
@sotruey The meat industry often such at caring for the animals, true, but we can still improve that and make sure they get a quick ending and have healthy lives while they're alive. There is no ethical way to... you know.
German is a gendered language, but that isn't referring to the -man part of the word.
It's simply that every noun has a gender.
Yup. Which sadly makes implementation of gender-neutral terms very hard and a ridiculously much-discussed topic especially for conservatives. Some people would rather kill their loved ones than use gender-neutral terms that weren't part of the German language 10 years ago. They often make such an incredible crybaby argument out of it that it often is impossible to come to any agreement when talking about this with older or strongly conservative folks, among other things.
The English language is SO MUCH simpler in this regard.
@@nickkohlmann as a German, I've struggled to find one universally agreed upon German gender neutral form. When I was working in Germany and we had a nonbinary contractor, I would have to refer to them as their name in meetings where we discussed them in their absence (or use a random gender) and it was really tedious and awkward and made me wish there was something like the English "they". What gender neutral pronouns would you recommend?
(Even if I didn't care about being respectful about a person's chosen gender in their absence, I literally didn't know anything about them, their assigned sex at birth or whatever and never met them, I was just responsible for payments. So I wouldn't have had a clue whether to use the German she or he.)
@@lachouette_et_le_phoque "der Kunde" (the customer) or "der Auftraggeber" (the contractor). Male gendered nouns that can despribe someone without assuming their gender. I am ashamed by you speaking german but still not being able to find enough descriptive nouns to use instead of the name.
And let's not even start to do the same thing to the german language as was done with spanish. "Latinx" is still a universally hated term by native speakers who get this forced upon by non-native speakers.
Get this.... everyone is a huMAN!!!!
Now you will forever be cursed with that knowledge :D
@@nickkohlmann I think people generally just don't really care and it's funny that people get upset about it.... so, they do it more.
It's so hard to empathize at all for people whose mental stability relies on people playing along with a fantasy they have in their and the only people who actually matter in their life are the ones who refuse to and are willing to go out of their way to make sure people know that their ability to deal with reality is that weak....
And yet we're the bad people, right? lmfao Imagine someone trying to gaslight you SO HARD and being SO COMMITTED to it that people actually start realizing asylums were around for a reason.
Emkay: "Y'all, excommunicate the bad furries"
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO!!!
😭😭😭😭😭
It's good to know the MAJORITY is not at all accepting of these behaviors. I just want to say this, I am so sorry that the rare 10 or so % give you guys such a bad rap
there are good furries? what? grown ass people behaving like literal animals, you have a problem, maybe there is a tiny fraction who aren't complete degenerates, but you still have a problem....
"I'm not against periods but...."
Literally everyone is against periods
Agreed
I believe they are needed in proper sentence structure.
@@thelunchlady8276that’s a fact, because we like punctuation! right? i hope you say right。
@@Serial_Designation_X I appreciate the representation of all of these punctuation marks! They do so much for us, it's only right we show them as the great addition to language that they are. How would we live without them?
@@thelunchlady8276 I must disagree just look at this comment it's so comprehensible and easy to read isn't it?
The s3xual agreement thing is not just cringe but feels not consensual. It says that all acts checked *will be* performed at a *minimum* of 4 hour. That implies that nothing less than that will be accepted
well they could always confuse that person more by using "Deutsch" for the word "German" because knowing that convo they would have no idea what it means
What person
Yeah honestly if they're that hostile about a language they probably barely speak their own let alone speak others
@@Sheddsssssss i know its been a month, but I'll tell you rn that it's the clip of the stupid gendered language thing
@@Jimmyjohnjankle oh thanks. i dont mind if its been a month
I felt the need to clarify that a furry is someone interested in anthropomorphic animals, not whatever is going on in this
I appreciate you for existing, thank you.
People often confuse furries with zoophiles
@@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster the reason is that alot of zoos are furrys. Irs sad but its true
thank you luigi
but furry is also an anthropomorphic animal
25:19 In Germany, the registry office can reject children's names if they endanger the child's well-being
That guy with the chun li cosplayer is a professional street fighter player( justin wong) that infamous photo had become a running gag in the fighting game community, people often do that when they take photos with him
I did not know that!
"Sexual agreement form". this is what you would come up with when you have never talked to a woman in your life🤣🤣🤣
Also known as the CO-1 form
ive seen women with these
@IrishHeart for real?
@@Null-fordmann what do taxes have to do with sex
Or when you dont want to be acused of rape. Thats the joke
“How do you see Mario.”
My smartass-self:
“With my eyes.”
BIG ANIME EYES
-Said the one robot from the robot's movie calmly
“how do you see Mario?”
with my eyeballs?
pfft, okay, you got me with this one
Who knew these kinds of jokes could still be funny
correct
That one person: YoU hAvE aUtIsM
Imagine posting this on the internet…
Edit 1:I didn’t mean this Emkay but to the people who posted the cringe☠️ Also my favorite one is Robin
imagine having a account on the internet...
Imagine
Im
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The lion in the sheep mask thing is so funny because it's accurate. Yes, you do look like a danger to everyone else around you!
To answer the spoon thing;
Basically theres common ground in a lot of autistic people where they will either prefer the smallest spoon as possible or the largest possible
It's just a silly thing a lot of us joke about
I just use a different size depending on what I'm eating.
Forgot to clarify.
I use forks
hear me out... double sided spoon. one side massive, one side tiny.
p e r f e c t i o n.
@@Duckersssssonly a spoonful
@@Thepotatoastonly a forkful
As a furry, what the fuck is going on in this community? 70% is chill, but OH, that 30%. We DO NOT talk about that 30%
well, it's more like in these 30, 90% of them have... issues, but typically don't show them to the public eyes as much as they can, either as a respectful manner bc ppl don't want to know, or because they want to preserve their social image. In both cases, all is well. The remaining 10% of them though... Let's just say we had a few good examples in this video. And i'd say they were pretty chill, compared to what a severe case would be.
Just a heads up, I'm not a furry. At least not in a sense that would define me as such. I've just been interested in the community because I wanted to forge my own opinion on them before jumping into the hate train.
@buky69 Yeah, I don't know one, but most seem nice
@@buky69wait so, 90% have issues, but 10% have issues they show?
isn’t that saying the entire furry community has issues? doesn’t that generalize it a bit?
edit: nvm im realizing that you said *in the 30%*
30% who sadly have 70% of visibility
@@axe-tq2wn mostly because weird things get the comments and get pushed to the algorithm
14:17 Hey, that's Justin wong! a legend in the fighting game community. And that photo was on purpose
I like how Lexi knows about how weapons work because it’s just apparently a thing she knows and barely talks about
At the same time, furries can be cringe, anime fandoms can be cringe, but please don't blame every person in these fandoms for being bad people or cringey. Everyone is cringe in their own way and most are happy. You can like a show and hate the fandom. I love mha, but i stay FAR away from most of the fandom because of its weirdness. I like my fluffy little characters and most furries are SUPER nice, only met one weird furry in my time in the fandom
I tend to stay away from fandoms in general because they really tend to go overboard with kinks, fetish or just glorifying that one subject of fandom
@@pbnjgamin1087 Fair point
Amen
@@pbnjgamin1087but isnt that literally blaming an entire fandom because of a few extremely weird people?
Tbh the thought that a fully grown ass man is pretending to be a cartoon animal on the internet really disgusts me
3:49 rape is undeniably worse than murder.
I see your point but I disagree.
I'll have to disagree with you, although I have experienced neither.
Murder is far far far worse. Not even close
The dude at 27:36 had spent LESS than 15 grand over 15 years so good on him to have that self control
where were you during the 15th of september, 2018 (site-09 containment breach)? 🤨
@@Serial_Designation_X *C O N T A I N*
Bit off topic, but something I needed to get off my chest.
I remember somewhere back in late 2018, someone made an Imgur gallery of all my socials and posted it to this subreddit. The guy said who posted it said he was "trying to help", but this guy had been harassing me for about half a year at that point doing everything he can to get me off the internet, getting me suspended like 3-4 times on one of the sites I used, DMing me with throwaway accounts, then threatening to dox me when I called him out on all this. He even tried to get artists I follow to block me saying I would steal their OCs. Dunno what ever happened to him, but I hope to god he stopped doing that to other people.
dude are you okay
@@aelsaellie I am now. That was a long time ago and that guy has since disappeared.
@@IkeFanBoy64 hoping it doesnt happen to you again
in fact it shouldnt happen to anyone
@@aelsaellie Thankfully, I haven't had anything similar like that happen again. Safe to say that I'm VERY against harassment in any way, shape, or form.
That said, I did have a former friend suggest once that I seek advice from the guy who harassed me. Safe to say I was not well pleased with that idea (isn't the reason she's not my friend anymore, but that's a whole other can of worms)
That sounds like the guy that was harassing me on UA-cam, literally said he was going to dox me he kept putting my username on community tabs and way more for like a month, he's not now but his profile is @Ville and UA-cam won't get rid of him i cried over it once, you just have to know people are so bored or sad they'll just act like this toward random people, it sucks and it's really annoying and weird. i still sometimes get paranoid because i don't know if he was lying or not and yeah idk, but i would stay safe that sounds like a weird guy
I love the "ok sweaty" bit Robin does
14:23 you did my man dirty. This is Justin Wong, multiple times EVO Winner in Marvel vs Capcom 2 and 3. A very nice and friendly dude. ^^
8:57 for anyone wondering, that is korean and when romanised, it translates to bangtansonyeondan, which is korean of BTS (first space 방 starts with B so B, second is 탄 which starts with T, BT sand last one is 소 which starts with S, so BTS)
14:03 The subscribe button glows at bad timing
Oh shit
Lexi transmuted into the Seething Sigh in this video. See yall when she becomes the Body of Work.
2:30 Meanwhile he is now happily married, has a kid, a cat (or two, I lose track), and decent journalism career.
“Some people don’t deserve kidneys.” Goes hard
7:27
@@user-ln7pi5bd8p applies here too lol
14:47 seriously thought that it was peeing not peeping
SAME
I will say, at 14:18 the guy in that image is Justin Wong (One of the greatest street fighter players of all time) and he’s actually a pretty chill and normal dude.
"Unfortunately I don't speak that much dumb!"
38:03 thanks for the segment abt trauma since I always feel like I can't talk about or feel upset for my family problems/trauma since it isn't physical abuse or in the extremes.
oh boy time for cringe because i dont hate myself enough yet
I swear we're all masochistic to some degree.
@@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 OwO
@@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987microdosing bondage by wearing a turtleneck
@@nickkohlmann That's like, something that should go on r/brandnewsentence
@@nickkohlmannr/Ihadastroke
Maps are not in our community they can burn
3:45
somebody tell bro that EATING an animal and FUCKING an animal is vastly different
I opened this at full volume to "SEXUAL AGREEMENT FORM" oh my😕😕
What did you expect xS
4:06 furry here, i swear we are not all like this. Some of us aren't even lewd in furry situations, some, like good people, are only lewd in PRIVATE furry situations. I, a furry, don't condone being publicly lewd as a furry unless it's a group of lewd furries. A PRIVATE group.
You are brave and correct saying this
Even though I’m not a furry, I can understand that you’re tired of people thinking that all of the furry community does stuff like that. (Everyone has their own kinks and we should all respect that)
@@teiuq1614 honestly. And there are far worse ones than this.
This is someone who actually understands
Anti furry here, im living in your walls
23:08 I was half asleep working out (somehow) and I heard them say that and it scared the shit out of me.
6:27 I'm sorry I know I'm an actual child mentally but that image with eggman saying "think I came" is perfect
Cringe is like watching pimples pop, you want to stop but you just cant stop watching
34:13 i guess the mario thing is 'do you see the top right eye pixel as a glimmer in the eye or as skin? Like it's not Mario's appearance, but how you as the perceiver interpret the way it's pixelated
how do i always find new videos from emkay without a notification. guess im just a big fan
Same
Ok, that first one I can *only* imagine if they are either a massive incel, or have to do that because of legal stuff, or having had someone accuse him/her of SA before.
51:33 "from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it digusted me"
At 14:02 I got an add that literally started with "wanna see our warehouse" 💀
I’m so glad I don’t understand all those car stickers on the furry car
Edit: the picture says the car is in Forza Horizon 4, thank god it’s not a real car
There's like 2 logos of furry corn sites on there
I only recognize the furry types. Like the protogen
I’m literally a furry and even I don’t know most of those 😭😭😭
@@trashyCorn.12and a site that sells sex toys
@@IAmABedBugGood for you. I'm not even a furry and I've been cursed with the knowledge of most of those
and lemme tell you, at least two of them are highly related to stuff you don't want to hear
5:36 EMKAY IS TRANS?? ftm or mtf? im happy one of my fav reddit ytbers is under my umbrella ahhh
mtf, im pretty sure
@@RaYYTraYY alrr ty i thought so aswell
The thumbnail alone made me wait a week to watch this 😭
2:54 ho no! looks like my brakes stopped working
The word for being racist to furries is "Anti-furry" I think
Thanks you for the word
We refer to them as anti-furs but that’s not a name you wish to be called as most anti-furs are also racists and homophobes
There’s also a big difference between being anti-furry and just not like cringe, because cringe and disgusting people is not limited to one community, rather smaller communities make it easier to find said cringeworthy members
@@silvathefox7239 to be fair, most of them are kids and might end up as one.
I'd say Furrofobia would be more fitting
idk, I just like how it sounds, and it feels right to the tongue imo
@@buky69 wouldn't that just mean having an irrational fear of fur?
22:24 I’m 90% sure the “down with cis” cake is a reference to a popular tumblr post about a down with cis bus
As soon as it said "He's about to do something stupid." About Yandere Dev, I knew.
Voice difference is crazy you came a long way Emkay
18:15 somebody. somewhere. just turned on their draw pad.
notice how there's an e621 sticker on the furry car
Wait how do you know 👀
@@nickkohlmann ive been in tough times before
SSSHHHH Don't say it out loud
People that don't know must preserve the little innocence they have on that subject
Cold mcdonalds fries are so fucking good. They're better than they are fully warm. I will die on this hill
THE KIRIBAKU TWEET TAKES ME BACK 💀💀
As a furry we are normaly normal. sometimes we say weird things, sometimes non furrys say weird things
4:09 that's wereralph. He's like, a legend on tumblr. His posts are just like that but not meant to be serious.
yeah, I guess you can say furry p*rn jokes are, like all jokes, not meant to be taken seriously, but god damnit why on a public, all age social media?
That's the sort of things you can say in the adapted place, like, idk, that one famous site for furries that I won't say it's name? (not fa, it's supposed to be somewhat family friendly, even if not really)
But, yeah. No, serious or not, p*rn joke, no matter what kind, is NOT suitable for the public eye
Post: how would you approach?
Me: say “hi” (optional) and mind my own business because this is a public train and I’m either going to work or home
Something else about turtle shells - don't put anything on their shells, especially paint of any kind. They'll absorb the the chemicals and get sick. Their shells cloud also suffer from the paint
4:08 Regarding furries who do this, there are definitely outliers who just stand for the NSFW parts of it, and even if there are more people who like those things (i myself am not the purest soul) they usually keep it behind closed doors, because they know it’s weird and know other people don’t wanna see it
Lexi, the many void level jokes are hilarious..Keep it up.
Some people don't deserve kidneys is now my favorite phrase.
stay in your 3D room, no entering the rooms of 2Ds like myself!
19:24 "this isn't cringe, it's actually fun... Ah, I understand why this is here"
NOT THE NECKBEARD BROTHER 😭😭😭
54:40 Bro really said "FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH... IT DISGUSTED ME."
“Time to go harvest some toes”. What the frack dude haha
6:48 i would love to see their faces after they would talk with ACTUAL holocaust survivors, like for example those in Poland. Im sure a talk abaout the brutality and everything both from the soviets and germans really will make them reconsider using tragedies for views.
about the names, that shit wouldn't fly here in Germany. The reason our agencies are pretty strict about what names to allow, is because the dignity of the child must be preserved, and bullying and career problems stemming from the name prevented. So no, you can't name your kid some cringy Anime name. Liara? That would be ok, and you could let out your Mass Effect love by naming your girl Liara, because that's a dignified name, on the same level as Lara or Laura. Some cringy Anime name? Nope. Since your child would get bullied, and they'd suffer career problems as a result in the future, that shit won't fly.
And even then Parents try to get away with some of the most bullshit Spelling or way of pronouncing the name as they posibly can...
new emkay vid dropped 🔥
12:15 Did not expect proper gun knowledge in an EmKay video lmfao
As a furry, I am truly shocked by what the absolute hell is going on here. I promise you, we don’t claim them
Edit: am I dumb, is my comment really that bad or am I just missing something bc what is going on in the replies?? 😭
As another furry, I totally agree with the main comment, the furry Fandom can be weird at times ;-;
As a Diabetic. Life sucks.
As a lawnmower, life’s been hard.
@@froobleton As a Walmart Bag. Everyone's problems are always mine.😔
As a paper bag, I believe everyone hates me 😭
I think most furrys are okay most are chill its the louder ones that are normally the bad ones
5:36 nice that you came out !
Thought the thumbnail said caught me peeing in their room💀💀💀💀💀
1:07 can anyone explain to me what this flag is? I feel like I’ve seen it before but I don’t quite recognize what it means
Edit: I have now learned what it means, thanks
15:26 Ugandan Citizens literally joke about this
This is International Meme Culture
the thumbnail is wild brooo
25:39 Nahhh the baby even has ''D.'' in the name💀
14:24 That's Justin Wong. 1 of the best Fighting Game players EVER... wow bro got friendship zones by a Chun Li Cosplayer... damn
Isn’t that the photo where the cosplayer realized what he was doing and then the second photo he changed to a thumbs up and she did the other half
Or am I thinking of another photo
@@peckneckanimations could be. i only know his name cause i've seen him fight in UMvC3 and he was dominant
The real cringe is that someone uploaded that into cringetopia
FRIENDSHIP! ... What, friendship again?
Oh yeah, TikTok has gotten banned before.
i got this reccomended to me before i got the notification
My brain just reset like an old computer when I realized this was put out an hour ago-
Love your unique style, never change!
Hello, bot.
Home sweet Home
I saw the name, clicked the video, saw the first milisecond and went "Damn, Ima need to pause this to get some ice cream. This video will be interesting"
All these years and my boy Wong still catching it with that photo.
What's cringe about the thumbnail? They're just embarrassed that he peeped in their room
Is this satire or not. I can explain it but only if you don’t know and you ask.
@@ChillyUltraKill This ain't satire, I'm genuinely confused on why he added that to cringetopia
the fact that it was made in the first place
@@EddieWelch-hk8vs The guy pretended to be caught peeping by anime girls. That's extremely weird. If he just pretended to be dating one, whatever, it's harmless, BUT something tells me that guy actually would be a peeping tom to actual girls, which is illegal.
yeah i don't see anything wrong with it either
5:26 , as a german myself, this was actually funny just saying germxn but, also why? Is beeing a german so bad or smt??
nah, it's just that some people are far past the point of saving and are so malephobic (if that's even a word) that anything that spells with "man" (such as german) are, to them gendered words that are heavily sexist, and they censor them.
There's nothing wrong with being german pookie y'all aight 👍
Let’s thank “Why Would You Put That On The Internet” for walking so UA-camrs like this could run
BRO TF JUST 20 SECONDS IN AND WE HAVE A 4 PAGE SEXUAL AGREEMENT AND AN ANIMEPHILLIC TEXT💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What flag is that
I'm pretty sure it's the anti trans flag
Lemme give you a hint
*_"I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIII-"_*
Kiddy diddler flag
Well… p*dophiles tried to enter the lgbtqia+ community by calling themselves MAPs (Minor Attracted People) and made this flag to co-inside with this.
They naturally got absolutely bombarded with hate (as they 100% should) but some psychopaths on twitter still use it.
@sociallyawkward2103 seriously? there's a flag for fucking pedophiles of all people?
I hope Damien has a voice here. I'm not sure I can tolerate it otherwise.
Damien starts around 42:20
@@blue_staples.2335 Thank you!
Never disappoints. I wasn't expecting a Waldman files shoutout!
My favorite section of Lexi's part is that she started using the void dimension as a punishment
Who the hell steals from a kid lemonade stand?