My school has a rule that u aren't allowed to wear coats on the schools property because 'it gave the wrong image' they introduced the rule just before winter. They also didn't let you inside at lunch. They still didn't lift the rule even after we all stood outside the staff room and built a fire to stay warm in the snow and to make a point.
@@evecampbell3069 I did it once we did it on the concrete with a leaf some napkins and a magnifying glass It was a pretty chill school, teachers didn't care as long as we put it out when it started actually burning
"are you an android or apple person?" "apple" "cool. i recommend you keep it to yourself, people don't like fighting over that" "the whole school is gonna suffer for my opinion"
What makes me mad is the fact that teachers keep telling to stay hydrated and healthy when they don't let you have water bottles and you're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
I know right, some teachers don't let people go to the toilet while others do. I'm planning to write a complaint letter to all my teachers who didn't let me use the toilet.
I remember the weird SOB once pissed in the trash after my French teacher refused to let him go,Richey became a legend, because under a few rare rare circumstances you could go to the bathroom as long as you ask
My school was the one with the yogurt. Context: There used to be a drive for breast cancer awareness month where everyone would bring those yoplait yogurts with the aluminum tops because they could be used as a donation (for like, 10 cents or something). So on one day out of the year, about 20 people would have an eating contest to see who could eat the most of these banana-strawberry yoplaits. And then the rest was explained in the video!
8:42 Would have killed to witness an actual "domino vomit effect" throughout my high school cafeteria. I recall back then that my much-younger sister was always saying that teenage guys were gross & I still can't figure out what she meant by that.
A list of things that were banned every school I attended: -anything related to Pokemon -anything related to cute colorful images on them (basically any school supply and or backpack but the cute design on it or something) -homemade food, because kids apparently were getting food poisoning by sharing their food with other kids.... Which ended in a district-wide revolt from the parents and they brought back homemade food. -food from the McDonald's down the street, turns out kids were leaving the school so that they can go to McDonald's instead of buying the crappy lunch stuff. -anything that would have to use a knife and or fork, some kid actually drew blood from poking his friend with a plastic fork at one point in the school year and the school had to ban anything that had to use forks, only finger foods and soup were allowed. Which then again resulted in the revolt of the parents. -art supplies.... Let's just say after about several rather extravagant vandalized walls and school property with graffiti and the fact that the school was hyper focused on sports, there was a mass dropout rate :D meaning basically kids were quitting the school because they weren't even allowed to draw, all teachers were required to report drawing of any sorts to the superintendent and have the student punished. Seriously it was like something straight out of one of those crappy kid movies or something. -food that did not come from the vending machines. Yeah they were really worried about kids not spending money. -I attended only one school that did this but they actually banned kids from having cash money, basically because they thought that kids were beating each other up for that.... Little do they know The lunch credit and the school currency that they implemented actually caused more bullying problems because kids not only were being beaten up for the "Mariner cash" (our school's mascots were the Mariners) but they're ended up being a huge underground economic failure of it. Because for some reason, there would be one kid that could afford every possible thing in the school because he's magically would have way more of these Mariner bucks than anyone. Turns out the kid found where they printed these things, scanned of them with color, then kept mass printing them out... Turns out the bucks were the same type of paper as Xerox paper. -sweets. This is during the Obama administration were Michelle Obama's trying to push the idea that kids should eat more healthier stuff, this just resulted in kids actually doing the exact opposite and just by more crap from the vending machines. Which was ironic because the school refused to remove them. -and lastly, overly dark clothing. No joke, you weren't allowed to wear anything that was under the shade of navy blue, green, red, ect. Basically you had to wear violently vibrant colors, neon colors, pastels, or near white. according to one teacher who never even followed the rule in the first place was because they had to differentiate the students from the teachers... Which in his words was "a r----ded and shows how stupid Mr.Johnson is." and the other reason was they thought that bright colors would make the kids extremely depressed.... Yes, dark colors make kids depressed not the mistreatment of the special ed kids, the constant bullying, and the weird grade penalization of the SATs. Yeah definitely the dark color should be blamed for school wide depression.
AKiri Anbu yes yes There is many problems with this list The one common thing is that they are idiots for making school currency with no safety features like cash nowadays and yea just mass printing now that’s the best way to get a lot of things free how did you get one exactly though is it through behaving or anything else
My Elementary school -Trading cards not allowed - They can't stop you from having colorful supplies! - Yeah, you can homemade food. -NO SWEETS OR *ANYTHING* WITH SUGAR!! (My elementary school implemented this rule after Obama was out of office) -Art Supplies: ?? -No vending machine! - Behaviour Bucks (our former currency) were rigged. I only got 2, and I was a good student in elementary school. Someone had 15 and all he did was throw tantrums. A another currency that didn't last 1 year was "Random Acts of Kindness." I got one for cleaning up a table at the end of a ice cream party. The teacher thought I was being kind, but no. I felt that the table was unsanitary, and then other kids would their trash there (including the school lunch (please no!)), making a huge garbage pile, and I'd throw up. I received another one for not having to be confronted during a private principal meeting with the class. -My old school just had a dress code, since kids didn't want to wear the uniform (light blue button up tops with collars, navy blue bottoms, like shorts, pants, skirts, and jumpers, and a black tie, navy blue sweater and navy blue sweatpants, which almost no one wore. - My school used to only allow boys to do sports in the morning. *EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!* The year that I left the school for my middle school, they added so much! My Middle School -Trading cards are allowed, along with playing cards, just don't use them in class -You should have a certain color of some supplies. - Kids can still bring food from home. - Yes, sweets are allowed, but no overly sugary drinks. - Art Supplies: already provided - A vending machine that has soda (this rule backfired) - No school currency, keep your money safe. - You have to wear the uniform unless told otherwise. - School doors open at 8:00 am, the third and fourth floor are open at 8:35 am for students without a pass, school starts at 8:40 am for homeroom, and classes start at 8:47 am. - My school has half days every month (except for September)! -High schoolers -All girls school
Sounds like one of my college courses. I was an education major, and my university had some weird arrangement with a local elementary school where we would have class in a spare room. Most people couldn't connect to the WiFi (I was one of 2 who had no problems), so it was difficult to get anything done. Even our professor would sometimes struggle with putting on presentations 😅
Triton Seibert oh I’ve been dealing with that for the past 4 years and I still have 5 more to go so yikes. Teachers constantly shocked that their weird sketchy website doesn’t load on our IPADs it’s so annoying
I have that too on school ipads There are stuff like sumdog Same with computers I found some websites that they forgot to block and coolmathgames I found a way to play tetris
Spray your cocaine smell so you don't get caught smuggling cocaine into America. Ok this sounds a lil bit racist but I didn't mean to have any race in it just some people with no race.
They just recently banned "buy one get one free" stickers at my school because a kid brought in like a mile role of the stickers and everyone was sticking them everywhere
My school had "Birds Aren't Real" stickers going around in sophomore year. I was friends with the dude that was the source for all Birds Aren't Real stickers and of course, he distributed them to everyone, so us being stupid high schoolers, _EVERYTHING_ got covered. The paper towel dispensers are the most notable as their stickers didn't fully peel off, they just ripped and lasted for years to come. I have no clue how he didn't get in trouble
They had to reformat school dance tickets because of me and a few friends. They would just print out tickets on colored paper, so we scanned and printed out tickets on same colored construction paper and sold them to people for half the price. Eventually started wondering how so many people were getting into the dances while making a fraction of the money that they should've been making. Good times
When they stopped selling soda in the vending machines, my buddies and I would go buy 12 pack cans of soda and sell them out of unused lockers that we kept locks on. 50cents a can.
A friend of mine did this but in a different way, he carried another bag with him full of cold soda(he put some kind of foil so they stayed cool) sold them for 75 cents or a dollar.
It’s worth noting that the janitors absolutely had bolt cutters capable of cutting the locks off, but none of them gave a toss and basically ignored it when they saw it.
My younger brother did that in middle school in the 90s but with lollipops, pixie sticks, lemonheads, etc. We would get a large container of candy froma wholesale store and have him set up in his locker and sell them. Until they told him he couldn't anymore. They were starting to make 💰 but it got noticed pretty quickly a lot of kids having the same type of candy in class
When I was in middle school, they banned 3D glasses. Remember around 2010, it was a thing to pop the lenses off movie theater glasses? The assistant principal got annoyed with the kids pretending that they need glasses, so they just banned it.
2:50 my school has an unspoken rule where there is two way traffic. just like traffic outside the school, you always walk on your right, and if needed to cut across to get to a class, you would almost stick your hand out about 3 inches or so, and some people will slow enough for you to get across and to your class. the grade sevens will not go by the rule for the first week or so, but then they figure it out. its super efficient
My school has the same unspoken rule. I live in a really small district where each graduating class is about 300 so they only have one elementary, junior high, and high school so basically once we reach junior high they just put tape on a really weirdly shaped part of the school to direct traffic because it’s easy to knock into someone and basically everyone just started walking on the right side of the hallway even in the high school. I don’t even think the school did it to purposely direct the tragic of the hallways.
My school strictly enforced walking on the left. I'm now utterly convinced this was a long running prank by the teachers just to inconvenience us in later life as I swear when I'm out and about everyone else walks on the right.
My friend told me about a time where his old school tried to ban unblocked games. It was a Google Site, so the school literally banned Google. They ending up doing no work for a week until the administration fixed it.
I share my sympathies, but, seriously, if you're pregnant, don't go to school! Dolt! Every time one of my teachers got pregnant, after a maximum of 2 weeks (and that's a very exaggerated number) they left until they were able to come back. Don't be fucking stupid. Again, I do share my sympathies to the miscarriage, but don't get yourself in a situation like that.
For the 3 awful years I went to private school, there was (obviously) a stricter dress code (dress pants, button-up shirts, etc.). However, the year after I left, the administration changed it so that you could ONLY wear clothes from a specific store in-town that sold uniforms. Dress code says you can wear khakis? Fine...but even though they look exactly like the same, if they weren't from the certain store, you would get written-up for "not adhering to the dress code". Imagine school staff asking 6-to-14 year old kids to take off their clothes so they could check the inside labels. So yeah...they banned clothes that weren't from the store that was obviously giving them kickbacks. They also doubled the attendance fees from one year to the next. Bunch of crooks. The school had to eventually merge with two other local private schools because, shockingly, attendance continued to drop year after year.
gundammon I’m pretty sure I would’ve just called the police and told them help some creepy old man is trying to make me strip he saying at all the girls to that’ll do it
My school also tried to ban having colored hair. But I showed up to the first day of school with a bright red hair. And told them if they wanted to spend the $250 to re-dye my hair back to its natural color they could. It seem to not be a problem after that.
Solzec it’s because some dumbass brought vodka. Also, don’t over react and say they are trying to kill us. You get water at breakfast and lunch and there are water fountains
*Bras.* About halfway through my freshman year in high school, the school held an assembly to announce that the dress code was being updated to prohibit boys from wearing bras. Nobody ever explained why. *Lunch boxes and brown paper lunch bags.* If you brought your lunch to school, it could only be in one of those soft re-usable lunch bags, which had to be plain gray or white and undecorated, and couldn't be a name-brand (no Igloo or Max-Ice or anything, just generic-brand). The reasons: 1- a few years before, a group of students beat up another student using their plastic lunch boxes; 2- using name-brand lunch bags could be construed as discriminatory against poorer students who couldn't afford them (except a decent Igloo-brand lunch bag costs, like, six dollars); 3- colored and patterned bags could be distracting, or used to identify allegiance to a gang; and 4- brown paper bags could be used to transport drugs (and these reusable ones can't?). *Using an ampersand (&) instead of the word "and".* One time some people sprayed graffiti all over the outside of the school overnight, and one of the tags was simply a large ampersand outside the principal's office window. That must be some kind of gang sign or threat, right? *Referring to Romeo & Juliet as "Julio & Romiette".* One year the drama club did a production of Romeo & Juliet, but a girl got the part of Romeo and a boy got the part of Juliet. They changed the pronouns in the script but literally nothing else, including the characters names (and leading to odd dialogue, such as a line about Romeo "she is a fine young man", and Juliet "his hands clasped over his bosom").
We also had a ban from using name brand basically anything. White shirts (part of dress code) couldn’t have a logo. Lunch boxes couldn’t have a logo. Pencil cases.. Nothing. They were worried about students who ‘couldn’t afford brands being bullied.’ This school was a private Catholic school that cost 16k per year.
When I was in second grade, when it rained, they had different activities going on in the different classrooms during recess. They banned pencils in the room used for art.
@wai You just sound like a 12 y/o that comes from a rich family. I buy android because I like the system better than IOS. If you don't like people having android, then buy us some IPhones
The vodka thing happened at my school around 2010, freshman brought vodka in a water bottle and was passing it around the whole class, so all drinks were banned outside of the cafeteria, even if you bought the drink IN the cafeteria, it was required to be thrown out before you left. I butted heads with the administration about that many times, told them if they weren't gonna reimburse me for what I didn't drink, I wasn't throwing it away.
@@Roxaslovergirl13 accidentally blew up the toilet at my school I said that up with a low powered remote detonation device toilet blew up on my bully on it and the toilet was full of shit now he's getting Ridiculed for blowing up a toilet
Kid in my old middle school took an m-80, extended the fuse quite long, lit it in bathroom stall and went back to class. There was some poor slob taking a shit in the next stall. BOOM! Teacher next door and vice principal run into the bathroom to find said kid shitting his pants!
Every. Single. Game. You name a game, it’s banned. Also, coats are banned. Aswell as shoes that aren’t *entirely* black. Have a pair of black Nike’s with a white tick? Sent home to change them.
They banned all games involving cards or dice at our school when they realized all the boys were gambling at indoor recesses (it gets rather cold here). Apparently Catholic school teachers are not fans of blackjack..
4:54 i just imagine a bunch of kids hiding in an empty classroom in the back, the lights off, watching _Shrek is love, Shrek is life_ and being really paranoid they would get caught
Every kind of trading cards, oh and I will never forgive my religious teacher who took my loom bands cause she thought me and my friends would start flicking them at people She said she’d give them back She never did and the school brought loom bands for the after school club
I’m still in school. My lockers are tiny (I’m about 5 and a half feet, I’m short for even elementary) I mean like they’re a half of me. Probably smaller. Im taller than two of them.
@@panzerfich All I meant to point out was that learning early not to blindly obey authority figures is a good thing. Also, learning that authority figures can be silly or just plain wrong is also a good thing.
@@josepherhardt164 ah aight. Because imo, I would've found it stupid if it was just solely the concept of someone using a gun to fight a criminal that was being criticized. But I agree with you on that point
What's even worse is about how the teacher got upset because they were able to outsmart her at her own game. I swear, teachers when their pride is broken from a student outsmarting them go to such lengths
@@NoorquackerInd some teachers explain false info on which they need to be corrected on. take this one kid from the 90's fer example. he tried to correct his teacher when the teacher said that "the length of 1 kilometer is greater than that of 1 mile". teacher was wrong. the kid tried correcting the teacher, and even though they knew the kid was correct, they sent a letter home to the kid's mom about it and he got detention. Moral of the story: teachers can be idiots sometimes
When I was in 3rd grade, we were banned from saying or having anything to do with carrots. Me and my friends were bored in class one day, and we decided to found the carrot clan (lol) and basically in class we had to say carrot in between every word we said. It got to the point that over half of the school did it and it was banned and we got in trouble. Worth it. Also catch a wave pupper.
@@wileyturgeon754 now I'm thinking about that scene in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid where Greg made a code with Rowley and he told him "your pa dad pa smells pa like pa a woman pa" and the latter's dad got pissed lol
my old middle school banned students from talking to each other on school grounds unless an adult was present and listening, and they really enforced it, one kid got caught talking in the hall twice in a week and got detention for a month, the only reason the school offered was 'because school hours are not meant for conversation', that rule was taken down by the school board within two months.
Glitter - A few friends and I got in a glitter war, throwing hands full of glitter at each other. Glitter was everywhere, nowhere was safe. It got so bad the principle banned glitter, You could still find glitter everywhere two years later.
We could only use black or blue pens. You'd actually get in trouble for having red pens because those are what the teachers used to grade shit with back then. (I graduated in 08 so I imagine shit has changed these days.)
@@simul8rduude I graduated a decade after you (relatively recent) and I while high school let us use anything but crayon, middle school was like what you said. This post refers to both my elementary schools which with my district, I spent 7 years inm
@@holynarwhale8729 either way, my old hs is locked down like a prison now. When I was there in the early 2000's if I wanted to grab my shit and fuck off during lunch I could and nobody would bat an eye. Now you have to be buzzed in to the office just to get inside, and then you can't go anywhere on campus without a security escort. All classes stay locked down for the duration of the period. It's kind of insane now the rules y'all had/have to deal with because of all those different shootings.
So back in 4th grade I was a quiet kid and decided to fill up my silver or tin water bottle with pepsi. I don't spill my stuff often. Today was that day I spilled it in class and only one person saw it. She is a hero. Didn't snitch at all.
5:07 Me with tiny hoop earrings and long hair covering ears: heh, they’ll never find out Hoop earrings are the only earrings I can wear without the risk of my skin growing over them
@@gaelurquiz5755 The earrings got pushed back when i swam and the gem bit went inside my ear they were really hard to get out bc i had to try to push them out from inside. Haven't had them in for over 5 years now but i got my septum done the other day.
I think it's a bit dumb, one it's such a rare chance, two how many people are pregnant anyways, three maybe you shouldn't be standing around flying balls and bats with people frantically running everywhere if you're pregnant
1978-79 my high school tried to band guys with long hair. In the 70's. I mean most guys had longer hair then the girls. Anyway there was a massive walk out. Almost 50% of the school population of 1000 students walked out including girls who thought it was a stupid rule. We missed two weeks of school before they dropped the ban due to the parents getting a lawyer and threatening a class action law suit against the board of rd., all the schools and the country.
Catch a wave pupper. Also in elementary school whenever we did research projects, we had to use this crappy site called KidRex, google not allowed. And in middle school, 6th and 7th grade we had chromebooks, no dinosaur game. 8th grade we got Macbooks, we could do the dinosaur game
*the word “bossy”* apparently it was some campaign thing and my school hopped on the bandwagon. specifically, you weren’t allowed to say it to girls. we were in high school. *sillybands* I had so many, i could cover both arms and legs and still have some left over. everyone had them. the kids that didn’t started a petition and eventually got them banned. *ripped jeans* didn’t matter how big the hole was, we had to wear leggings underneath them if we wanted to wear them at all. *airpods* people would cover their hair with them in class *being friends with / talking to / dating anyone with a penis* to be fair, this “ban” wasn’t really a school-wide one. it was specifically enforced by my biology teacher in her class, because her husband left her and she felt that men / boys were “triggering”.
That last post with the permanent markers reminds me of a similar way that I read that a school banned permanent markers in a different reddit post. The concept of the game was similar but in this version a bunch of students got together in "gangs" and each gang had a different marker color. On the school day they decided to play, everyone playing would go to school wearing a plain white shirt that they didn't mind getting dirty. The goal of the game was that you and your gang would go around and mark the other players (by drawing or marking on their white shirt) and after the school day was finished they would all get back together and see which gang did the most "damage". As you could probably imagine, teachers were less than thrilled to see a bunch of rowdy boys playing this in the halls, and soon players were accidentally marking innocent students who just so happened to be wearing white shirts that day. Basically, the school banned permanent markers pretty quickly after that.
Those really strong magnet ball talks that went ‘’zoooiiinc’’ when they banged together cause people started putting them against computers and they killed computers
I remember the trench coat ban, a friend of mine always wore his trench coat, they told him a few time about not wearing it in school, he would look at them laugh and dare them to take it off him, then just go to class, the matter was soon dropped
My school is so strict that they banned having Android phones. Something happened between kids and the teachers which sparked massive controversy in our town so the school couldn’t afford for this to happen so they banned androids, pretty stupid.
They wanted students to use the school approved internet search while outside of school and while in the comfort of their own homes. That is genuinely one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard of and the sheer audacity of it is appalling.
@@NotPassive-356 Oh trust me it's not. The school dodged a bullet, the students probably humored the staff by taking home the pamphlet before dumping it in the trash. This sounds like the extent of their enforcement though. Anything further like threatening enrollment or grades is coercion and probably extortion there would be criminal and civil suits along with angry parents, students, and probably the school district to deal with. It's a can of worms that you don't want to open.
In my senior year, I would take coffee from the cafeteria (boarding school) and would get a fresh cup between classes as I kept my books in there, I was told I couldn't have any more coffee in class, so I started with hot chocolate. One teacher then asked me if I would go get her a cup of coffee, I told her only if I could have one. She agreed, and I was able to have coffee again.
Skittles. We used to declare war on a table of Freshmen who sat behind us in the commons area. They got tired of cleaning them up. We were still allowed to have m&ms though. Lol! They fly just as well.
In elementary school they banned captain underpants because that’s the only thing anyone ever wanted to read and they wanted people to read other books
My schools principal at the time banned a game called steal the bacon where we would lay out the giant wrestling mats and split the class in two and each half would go to on one side of the gym so we were all facing one another and you would choose an opponent on the other side and you guys would wrestle each other. As you would be wrestling them the gym teacher would have a deflated rubber dodgeball and he would throw it somewhere near the middle of the mat and you would wrestle the other person for it. The goal of the game is to get the “bacon” (deflated rubber dodgeball) and get back to your side of the gym and touch the wall. Now let me also explain some of the rules so u get a better understanding of what’s happening, rule #1. No real physical violence aka hitting, kicking, biting, etc. rule #2. You have to stay on your knees or crawl, your cant stand up. And rule #3 have fun. So now the reason the principal at the time banned it was because two girls who didn’t like each other were up against each other and when they started wrestling they pulled hair and bit each other and the principal decided to ban it forever and then he left the school so was only there for one school year and we can never play it again and me and many other people had been playing that game all through elementary and now no one will ever play it again there rip Steal The Bacon 😂😂💀
Also blankets even though we don't have proper heating or ac in most classrooms in the building. Alot of people brought blankets but the school was concerned with people using it to hide inappropriate behavior if you know what i mean. Even though there were kids who had sex in the bathrooms and stair wells because there are no cameras in either
They banned Heelys when I was in elementary school. Although no one really knew if the ban was lifted or who it applied to so no one ever wore them again even though it was never written in any of the handbooks.
When I was in grade 8, my class was versing one of the other grade 8 classes in dodgeball and it could not have been any more disastrous. One girl fell and broke her ankle and a guy slipped and hit his head on the corner of a metal bench. They both went to hospital and we got banned from playing dodgeball for the rest of the term. Also one of my grade 7 teachers literally banned us from drinking water because “she’s the one talking so she should be the only one who gets thirsty”
In my school they removed the locks from everyone’s lockers a couple of kids brought in their own and got punished this was a huge problem because people we’re going through other peoples lockers and stealing stuff all the time
My school had halo, counterstrike and starcraft 2 on it's public drive. After they were put there, everyone forgot about it until 2017 where the first dedicated computer programming class, which I was in. We all got bored and started digging through the public drive and rediscovered those games as well as tons of weird jpegs and audio clips whose original purposes have been lost to time. The best part was the games were LAN compatible with all computers that had access to the public drive, so at the final class period of the year, we had a big party playing all three games. Word spread fast, and I heard that the end of year LAN party has become a tradition after I graduated.
2:20 Every day to school I wear a bomber jacket has said the Warner Bros. logo with all of the Looney Tunes characters on it that rule would suck for me
I got kazoos banned cos I started selling them. Made about 30 British pounds before they started banning them round the school. To this day I'm known in my friends old school as the kazoo dealer ;)
16:33 High school banned "talking at lunch" That's still a restriction in the eating halls at Sing Sing, San Quentin and the old facility at Colorado State Penitentiary to the best of my knowledge.
My school has a rule that u aren't allowed to wear coats on the schools property because 'it gave the wrong image' they introduced the rule just before winter. They also didn't let you inside at lunch. They still didn't lift the rule even after we all stood outside the staff room and built a fire to stay warm in the snow and to make a point.
How the F did you build a fire on School?
OP that's out right child endangerment. I'm surprised parents didn't do shit about it
@@evecampbell3069 I did it once we did it on the concrete with a leaf some napkins and a magnifying glass
It was a pretty chill school, teachers didn't care as long as we put it out when it started actually burning
Thats child abuse. Wtf is wrong with schools and teachers
kiliyah perry undoubtedly kids are to scared or dont realize its abuse. Or they dont know who to go to. ):
Imagine getting written up for owning the incorrect phone
Lord Shaxx smells like broke
@@matthewmller-madsen208 only broke I smell is an iPhone screen
@@matthewmller-madsen208 smells like entitlement
"are you an android or apple person?"
"apple"
"cool. i recommend you keep it to yourself, people don't like fighting over that"
"the whole school is gonna suffer for my opinion"
@@matthewmller-madsen208 Honestly, Androids are far superior to Apple. Androids are inexpensive, and work very well. Apples are just expensive.
What makes me mad is the fact that teachers keep telling to stay hydrated and healthy when they don't let you have water bottles and you're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
I know right, some teachers don't let people go to the toilet while others do. I'm planning to write a complaint letter to all my teachers who didn't let me use the toilet.
@@theprimemeridian1195 pee in your pants, that will teach them
(don't actually do this, this is a joke)
@Yoichi and Lucy one time in 6th grade a little kid peed in the water fountain
👁🗨➖👁🗨
Yes it was a public school
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I remember the weird SOB once pissed in the trash after my French teacher refused to let him go,Richey became a legend, because under a few rare rare circumstances you could go to the bathroom as long as you ask
My school was the one with the yogurt. Context: There used to be a drive for breast cancer awareness month where everyone would bring those yoplait yogurts with the aluminum tops because they could be used as a donation (for like, 10 cents or something). So on one day out of the year, about 20 people would have an eating contest to see who could eat the most of these banana-strawberry yoplaits. And then the rest was explained in the video!
8:42 Would have killed to witness an actual "domino vomit effect" throughout my high school cafeteria. I recall back then that my much-younger sister was always saying that teenage guys were gross & I still can't figure out what she meant by that.
A list of things that were banned every school I attended:
-anything related to Pokemon
-anything related to cute colorful images on them (basically any school supply and or backpack but the cute design on it or something)
-homemade food, because kids apparently were getting food poisoning by sharing their food with other kids.... Which ended in a district-wide revolt from the parents and they brought back homemade food.
-food from the McDonald's down the street, turns out kids were leaving the school so that they can go to McDonald's instead of buying the crappy lunch stuff.
-anything that would have to use a knife and or fork, some kid actually drew blood from poking his friend with a plastic fork at one point in the school year and the school had to ban anything that had to use forks, only finger foods and soup were allowed. Which then again resulted in the revolt of the parents.
-art supplies.... Let's just say after about several rather extravagant vandalized walls and school property with graffiti and the fact that the school was hyper focused on sports, there was a mass dropout rate :D meaning basically kids were quitting the school because they weren't even allowed to draw, all teachers were required to report drawing of any sorts to the superintendent and have the student punished. Seriously it was like something straight out of one of those crappy kid movies or something.
-food that did not come from the vending machines. Yeah they were really worried about kids not spending money.
-I attended only one school that did this but they actually banned kids from having cash money, basically because they thought that kids were beating each other up for that.... Little do they know The lunch credit and the school currency that they implemented actually caused more bullying problems because kids not only were being beaten up for the "Mariner cash" (our school's mascots were the Mariners) but they're ended up being a huge underground economic failure of it. Because for some reason, there would be one kid that could afford every possible thing in the school because he's magically would have way more of these Mariner bucks than anyone. Turns out the kid found where they printed these things, scanned of them with color, then kept mass printing them out... Turns out the bucks were the same type of paper as Xerox paper.
-sweets. This is during the Obama administration were Michelle Obama's trying to push the idea that kids should eat more healthier stuff, this just resulted in kids actually doing the exact opposite and just by more crap from the vending machines. Which was ironic because the school refused to remove them.
-and lastly, overly dark clothing. No joke, you weren't allowed to wear anything that was under the shade of navy blue, green, red, ect. Basically you had to wear violently vibrant colors, neon colors, pastels, or near white. according to one teacher who never even followed the rule in the first place was because they had to differentiate the students from the teachers... Which in his words was "a r----ded and shows how stupid Mr.Johnson is." and the other reason was they thought that bright colors would make the kids extremely depressed.... Yes, dark colors make kids depressed not the mistreatment of the special ed kids, the constant bullying, and the weird grade penalization of the SATs. Yeah definitely the dark color should be blamed for school wide depression.
AKiri Anbu yes yes
There is many problems with this list
The one common thing is that they are idiots for making school currency with no safety features like cash nowadays and yea just mass printing now that’s the best way to get a lot of things free how did you get one exactly though is it through behaving or anything else
The education system is rigged
what the fuck? and i thought russian schools are worse..
never mind, both schools are just as bad.
My Elementary school
-Trading cards not allowed
- They can't stop you from having colorful supplies!
- Yeah, you can homemade food.
-NO SWEETS OR *ANYTHING* WITH SUGAR!! (My elementary school implemented this rule after Obama was out of office)
-Art Supplies: ??
-No vending machine!
- Behaviour Bucks (our former currency) were rigged. I only got 2, and I was a good student in elementary school. Someone had 15 and all he did was throw tantrums. A another currency that didn't last 1 year was "Random Acts of Kindness." I got one for cleaning up a table at the end of a ice cream party. The teacher thought I was being kind, but no. I felt that the table was unsanitary, and then other kids would their trash there (including the school lunch (please no!)), making a huge garbage pile, and I'd throw up. I received another one for not having to be confronted during a private principal meeting with the class.
-My old school just had a dress code, since kids didn't want to wear the uniform (light blue button up tops with collars, navy blue bottoms, like shorts, pants, skirts, and jumpers, and a black tie, navy blue sweater and navy blue sweatpants, which almost no one wore.
- My school used to only allow boys to do sports in the morning. *EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!* The year that I left the school for my middle school, they added so much!
My Middle School
-Trading cards are allowed, along with playing cards, just don't use them in class
-You should have a certain color of some supplies.
- Kids can still bring food from home.
- Yes, sweets are allowed, but no overly sugary drinks.
- Art Supplies: already provided
- A vending machine that has soda (this rule backfired)
- No school currency, keep your money safe.
- You have to wear the uniform unless told otherwise.
- School doors open at 8:00 am, the third and fourth floor are open at 8:35 am for students without a pass, school starts at 8:40 am for homeroom, and classes start at 8:47 am.
- My school has half days every month (except for September)!
-High schoolers
-All girls school
Dat one evil school
In my high school we were required to use ipads to do assignments but almost everything was blocked by a firewall, making them useless
Sounds like one of my college courses. I was an education major, and my university had some weird arrangement with a local elementary school where we would have class in a spare room.
Most people couldn't connect to the WiFi (I was one of 2 who had no problems), so it was difficult to get anything done. Even our professor would sometimes struggle with putting on presentations 😅
Triton Seibert oh I’ve been dealing with that for the past 4 years and I still have 5 more to go so yikes. Teachers constantly shocked that their weird sketchy website doesn’t load on our IPADs it’s so annoying
That’s happening to us next year
I have that too on school ipads
There are stuff like sumdog
Same with computers
I found some websites that they forgot to block and coolmathgames
I found a way to play tetris
My school is also an ipad school but the thing is, everything, except youtube, rule 34 and other things, your aloud to go on
My school banned mustard gas
Don't know why they had to tell us no mustard gas allowed.
I have so many questions and how do you even get it that stuff is not even easy to make for Pete sakes
Bixbite Asphodel
Human pee doesnt have enough amonia to make mustard gas
It’s a joke. How unfunny can you be not to get this joke.
Bixbite Asphodel that’s chlorine or chloramine gas or something like that, not mustard gas.
Michael Gunnels ammonia and bleach... oh shi
The T pose is banned at our school. “It is a form of bullying.” Caught T-Posing is a phone call home or detention
They couldn't handle the dominance being asserted
Ok boomer
@@Yeah-fo5dr Ok zoomer
@@mattok101digitaltamer9 ok pooper
-t poses-
Spraying bong water everywhere to hide your weed, sounds like some cartel smuggling strategies
Spray your cocaine smell so you don't get caught smuggling cocaine into America. Ok this sounds a lil bit racist but I didn't mean to have any race in it just some people with no race.
Even better, DRINK the bong water
@StenXa it's a joke 😭😂
@StenXa I can imagine, I would retch lol
They just recently banned "buy one get one free" stickers at my school because a kid brought in like a mile role of the stickers and everyone was sticking them everywhere
Buyonegetonefree
My school had "Birds Aren't Real" stickers going around in sophomore year. I was friends with the dude that was the source for all Birds Aren't Real stickers and of course, he distributed them to everyone, so us being stupid high schoolers, _EVERYTHING_ got covered. The paper towel dispensers are the most notable as their stickers didn't fully peel off, they just ripped and lasted for years to come. I have no clue how he didn't get in trouble
They had to reformat school dance tickets because of me and a few friends. They would just print out tickets on colored paper, so we scanned and printed out tickets on same colored construction paper and sold them to people for half the price. Eventually started wondering how so many people were getting into the dances while making a fraction of the money that they should've been making. Good times
Counterfeit dance tickets. Nice.
CHEAT THE SYSTEM
My school makes us wright our names in the back and they highlight our name if our name isnt highlighted and you have a ticket with your name its fake
simul8rduude that’s still stealing
@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 "still" as if it wasn't stealing to begin with. I never said it was right, or I was justified in doing it. 😂
When they stopped selling soda in the vending machines, my buddies and I would go buy 12 pack cans of soda and sell them out of unused lockers that we kept locks on. 50cents a can.
A friend of mine did this but in a different way, he carried another bag with him full of cold soda(he put some kind of foil so they stayed cool) sold them for 75 cents or a dollar.
Damn that's a deal breaker. Wish I was there.
I sold gummy worms, a dollar a bag
It’s worth noting that the janitors absolutely had bolt cutters capable of cutting the locks off, but none of them gave a toss and basically ignored it when they saw it.
My younger brother did that in middle school in the 90s but with lollipops, pixie sticks, lemonheads, etc. We would get a large container of candy froma wholesale store and have him set up in his locker and sell them. Until they told him he couldn't anymore. They were starting to make 💰 but it got noticed pretty quickly a lot of kids having the same type of candy in class
When I was in middle school, they banned 3D glasses.
Remember around 2010, it was a thing to pop the lenses off movie theater glasses? The assistant principal got annoyed with the kids pretending that they need glasses, so they just banned it.
2:50
my school has an unspoken rule where there is two way traffic. just like traffic outside the school, you always walk on your right, and if needed to cut across to get to a class, you would almost stick your hand out about 3 inches or so, and some people will slow enough for you to get across and to your class. the grade sevens will not go by the rule for the first week or so, but then they figure it out. its super efficient
TheScronchofDeath basically your school turned you all into cars?
My school has the same unspoken rule. I live in a really small district where each graduating class is about 300 so they only have one elementary, junior high, and high school so basically once we reach junior high they just put tape on a really weirdly shaped part of the school to direct traffic because it’s easy to knock into someone and basically everyone just started walking on the right side of the hallway even in the high school. I don’t even think the school did it to purposely direct the tragic of the hallways.
thats not just your school thats literally just how people work
So you all were cars lmao
My school strictly enforced walking on the left. I'm now utterly convinced this was a long running prank by the teachers just to inconvenience us in later life as I swear when I'm out and about everyone else walks on the right.
My friend told me about a time where his old school tried to ban unblocked games. It was a Google Site, so the school literally banned Google. They ending up doing no work for a week until the administration fixed it.
No one talking about the lady who literally had a miscarriage
Ikr that's so sad
That ban is understandable
Imagine the hell that student went through. If that was me, I'd feel guilty and stressed at the same time.
I share my sympathies, but, seriously, if you're pregnant, don't go to school! Dolt!
Every time one of my teachers got pregnant, after a maximum of 2 weeks (and that's a very exaggerated number) they left until they were able to come back. Don't be fucking stupid.
Again, I do share my sympathies to the miscarriage, but don't get yourself in a situation like that.
That was so sad😩😩 that kinda got me cause my aunt has had two miscarriages before two successful kids
For the 3 awful years I went to private school, there was (obviously) a stricter dress code (dress pants, button-up shirts, etc.). However, the year after I left, the administration changed it so that you could ONLY wear clothes from a specific store in-town that sold uniforms. Dress code says you can wear khakis? Fine...but even though they look exactly like the same, if they weren't from the certain store, you would get written-up for "not adhering to the dress code". Imagine school staff asking 6-to-14 year old kids to take off their clothes so they could check the inside labels.
So yeah...they banned clothes that weren't from the store that was obviously giving them kickbacks. They also doubled the attendance fees from one year to the next. Bunch of crooks. The school had to eventually merge with two other local private schools because, shockingly, attendance continued to drop year after year.
You should have gone to a better private school. But a lot of what you say sounds like hearsay
This sounds like NYC
gundammon I’m pretty sure I would’ve just called the police and told them help some creepy old man is trying to make me strip he saying at all the girls to that’ll do it
That was true at my elementary school too. Had to be one specific store’s uniform.
BRUH I WENT TO A TOP CHARTER SCHOOL AND IT WAS LIKE THAT AND PPL WOULD GEY DETENTION IF THIER PANTS OR SKIRT WASNT THE BRAND AND IT WAS IN NEW JERSEY
My school also tried to ban having colored hair. But I showed up to the first day of school with a bright red hair. And told them if they wanted to spend the $250 to re-dye my hair back to its natural color they could. It seem to not be a problem after that.
5000 IQ
Wow you are savage I srsly respect you
Get a father, L+Ratio
Nuclear bombs because of "SaFeTy IsSuEs."
Don't ask how I found out.
Onyx Well now I want to ask.
Onyx how did you find out
..........why, just why
How i found out?
What part of "don't ask how i found out"do you *_not_* get?
Me: **naruto runs to class**
Teacher: You can’t do that! DETENTION!!!
Me: **naruto runs to detention**
Lol
Ends up running like Nezuko, which is basically T-Posing but running.
@@m4z805 this
Teacher: DETENTI-
Also teacher: HOLD UP
*Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.*
Water bottles. We literally couldn’t carry water around with us.
At my old school, you needed a doctor's note to have a water bottle
just water or you guys couldnt have and bottles
Hm yes, let me just ban and punish students from having the most basic thing needed to stay alive on them
Solzec it’s because some dumbass brought vodka. Also, don’t over react and say they are trying to kill us. You get water at breakfast and lunch and there are water fountains
You see this is were you get creative and bring water in non-bottle containers
*Bras.* About halfway through my freshman year in high school, the school held an assembly to announce that the dress code was being updated to prohibit boys from wearing bras. Nobody ever explained why.
*Lunch boxes and brown paper lunch bags.* If you brought your lunch to school, it could only be in one of those soft re-usable lunch bags, which had to be plain gray or white and undecorated, and couldn't be a name-brand (no Igloo or Max-Ice or anything, just generic-brand). The reasons: 1- a few years before, a group of students beat up another student using their plastic lunch boxes; 2- using name-brand lunch bags could be construed as discriminatory against poorer students who couldn't afford them (except a decent Igloo-brand lunch bag costs, like, six dollars); 3- colored and patterned bags could be distracting, or used to identify allegiance to a gang; and 4- brown paper bags could be used to transport drugs (and these reusable ones can't?).
*Using an ampersand (&) instead of the word "and".* One time some people sprayed graffiti all over the outside of the school overnight, and one of the tags was simply a large ampersand outside the principal's office window. That must be some kind of gang sign or threat, right?
*Referring to Romeo & Juliet as "Julio & Romiette".* One year the drama club did a production of Romeo & Juliet, but a girl got the part of Romeo and a boy got the part of Juliet. They changed the pronouns in the script but literally nothing else, including the characters names (and leading to odd dialogue, such as a line about Romeo "she is a fine young man", and Juliet "his hands clasped over his bosom").
Wtf
Arctic Banana lmao julio and romiette, I love it
The Drama club should've actually changed the names to be Julio and Romiette. Lol!
Looks like someone believed in the "bro".
We also had a ban from using name brand basically anything. White shirts (part of dress code) couldn’t have a logo. Lunch boxes couldn’t have a logo. Pencil cases.. Nothing. They were worried about students who ‘couldn’t afford brands being bullied.’
This school was a private Catholic school that cost 16k per year.
When I was in second grade, when it rained, they had different activities going on in the different classrooms during recess. They banned pencils in the room used for art.
You're eitjer using crayons or markers and you are going to LIKE IT
We were not allowed to have pencils in social studdies in 6th grade. I found a loophole. I used erasable pens.
1:05
"Cooking is an impractical art ... just hire a personal chef."
The personal chef who had to get a degree to legally cook as their job:
I guess the girls had to where clear bras cause the school wouldn't let them where colored bras
Our school shirts are practically clear and loads of people wear colored bras
Wear
pretty sure they meant skin colored bras lol
Sounds like a excuse to get b##b shots
We’re not allowed to have a mini backpack in class yet they allow kids to bring in their big backpacks but yet they an issue with a mini one?
@Jose Rivera wait
Jose Rivera . . .?
Guess they want the Ak's instead of 45's.
Put the small backpacks in the large backpacks
taps forehead
Jose Rivera LMAO
Imagine a school trying to ban only android phones.
Edit: I appear to have sparked a massive controversy, but to each their own!
ShadowHunter120 welcome to morroco
@wai Why?
@wai You just sound like a 12 y/o that comes from a rich family. I buy android because I like the system better than IOS. If you don't like people having android, then buy us some IPhones
wai wtf dude the android system is better then the IOS system and you are not the one that decide what people are gonna buy
@wai I feel bad for people like you that are so close minded
Are we just going to ignore the fact that someone made a teacher have a miscarriage
yes
I was about to make this exact comment.
That’s literally the only reason I was in the comment section
That's pretty metal
Truly-Acosta yes
The vodka thing happened at my school around 2010, freshman brought vodka in a water bottle and was passing it around the whole class, so all drinks were banned outside of the cafeteria, even if you bought the drink IN the cafeteria, it was required to be thrown out before you left. I butted heads with the administration about that many times, told them if they weren't gonna reimburse me for what I didn't drink, I wasn't throwing it away.
At my school people managed to weaponize everything.
*Happy John Wick noises*
@Oneida wolf LOL, how is that a weapon?!
This reminds me 2b2t
I weaponisede a pen
@@Kylelikesguitars who cant weaponize a pen lmao
I died at the “blowing up toilets”
Someone did that in the dorms bathroom during my freshman year of college. It was with a firecracker though.
Oh
@@Roxaslovergirl13 accidentally blew up the toilet at my school I said that up with a low powered remote detonation device toilet blew up on my bully on it and the toilet was full of shit now he's getting Ridiculed for blowing up a toilet
Kid in my old middle school took an m-80, extended the fuse quite long, lit it in bathroom stall and went back to class. There was some poor slob taking a shit in the next stall. BOOM! Teacher next door and vice principal run into the bathroom to find said kid shitting his pants!
@@apocalypticsurvivor6111 Ha sweeeet karma XD
Every. Single. Game. You name a game, it’s banned.
Also, coats are banned. Aswell as shoes that aren’t *entirely* black. Have a pair of black Nike’s with a white tick? Sent home to change them.
Ewwww, must’ve seen a lot of black af1’s
They banned all games involving cards or dice at our school when they realized all the boys were gambling at indoor recesses (it gets rather cold here). Apparently Catholic school teachers are not fans of blackjack..
Buzzy “What about just t-posing and everyone t-poses in a circle and it look like a ritual” game?
Ware the joker cleats to your old school
Nicholas yo I will fight that school
4:54 i just imagine a bunch of kids hiding in an empty classroom in the back, the lights off, watching _Shrek is love, Shrek is life_ and being really paranoid they would get caught
My middle school banned "Smarties" because we started to "smoke" them by crushing the smarties and then just opening one end and just puffing away
yeah thats what kids in my 4th grade class did
Kids at my school started snorting them, not banned yet tho haha
Mine did too. Same reason. Some kids would sort of choke because they inhaled the smartie dust.
Had a classmate that snorted smarties once, and IMMEDIATELY regretted it because of the pain caused by crushed candy in his nose.
Every kind of trading cards, oh and I will never forgive my religious teacher who took my loom bands cause she thought me and my friends would start flicking them at people
She said she’d give them back
She never did and the school brought loom bands for the after school club
Yeah, I always wondered if teachers ever gave stuff back after confiscating it. If they don't, then that's just straight up stealing.
This comment may have been posted 11 months ago but, at my school a few kids have had trading cards taken by teachers never to be seen again
Lockers,
People were hiding drugs in them
At our school they just don’t have enough of them.
I’m still in school.
My lockers are tiny (I’m about 5 and a half feet, I’m short for even elementary) I mean like they’re a half of me. Probably smaller. Im taller than two of them.
XxBloodfall RosexX 5'6 in elementary?? wth, I’m like 5 feet oop
lol people in my school deadass walk around with edibles, offering them to 1st years, (freshmen, i think is the american term)
Ehem, my bad, I may not be short but I’m the shortest in my grade almost
When my brother was in kindergarten he had to sit in timeout bc he was playing cops and robbers and using a banana as a gun...
This was actually a good thing. It taught your brother early that some adults are just idiots.
@@josepherhardt164 wait, explain
@@panzerfich All I meant to point out was that learning early not to blindly obey authority figures is a good thing. Also, learning that authority figures can be silly or just plain wrong is also a good thing.
@@josepherhardt164 ah aight. Because imo, I would've found it stupid if it was just solely the concept of someone using a gun to fight a criminal that was being criticized. But I agree with you on that point
Gabby Jurlina
At some point they said we couldn’t do finger guns.
They forgot about it.
Turning yo-yos into weapons seems pretty terraria to me
Only real ones know
Lmao
Yo-yos were made at weapons tho
It was more Cpt. Blue Junior and while you excuse me, I have an idea for a yo yo warrior playthrough.
CODE C
I'm crying at that stock market those kids are financial geniuses
What's even worse is about how the teacher got upset because they were able to outsmart her at her own game. I swear, teachers when their pride is broken from a student outsmarting them go to such lengths
@@NoorquackerInd
some teachers explain false info on which they need to be corrected on.
take this one kid from the 90's fer example. he tried to correct his teacher when the teacher said that "the length of 1 kilometer is greater than that of 1 mile". teacher was wrong. the kid tried correcting the teacher, and even though they knew the kid was correct, they sent a letter home to the kid's mom about it and he got detention.
Moral of the story: teachers can be idiots sometimes
yea
When I was in 3rd grade, we were banned from saying or having anything to do with carrots. Me and my friends were bored in class one day, and we decided to found the carrot clan (lol) and basically in class we had to say carrot in between every word we said. It got to the point that over half of the school did it and it was banned and we got in trouble. Worth it. Also catch a wave pupper.
Student 1: What's your favourite food?
Student 2: Carrots!
Teacher: Detention!
@@Mimi-ur1ur yeah! It was really weird. We would talk like "carrots I carrot have carrot a carrot question carrots.
Our school hasn't served carrots after the "Carrot War". My BFF started it. Don't ask.
@@wileyturgeon754
now I'm thinking about that scene in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid where Greg made a code with Rowley and he told him "your pa dad pa smells pa like pa a woman pa" and the latter's dad got pissed lol
My school banned fizzy water.That would be fine but....
*THEY SOLD FIZZY WATER IN THE CAFETERIA*
so this: teachers: y r’nt they buying the fizzy water?
kid: *buys fizzy water*
teacher: wait... *thats illegal* GIVE ME THE WATER
wut the heck
No it’s like,you could have the tiny bottles that they sold for £2 or bring in your own and get detention.
@@ghostieghost4158 then it just them trying to extort money from the students.
Our school band popcorn and chips but that's litterally what the cafetaria sold
This is because the school was losing revenue whenever that product wasn't being purchased in the cafeteria.
I love the NetTrekker one.
Literally on the NetTrekker site you can log in with a Google account
Aldo-TN also can’t you go to google through nettrekker
Aldo-TN
Google is everywhere. If you go on the internet you’re likely to come across google.
8:45
Really wish I hadn't just finished a yogurt when I heard this.
Not Telling oh crap! Lol.
Did you?
Haha I was also eating one. I don’t get nauseous easily though, thankfully
@@tribot9688 Thankfully no, but I had to pause the video to save myself
no one:
text to speak guy: “dUm-BaSs”
my old middle school banned students from talking to each other on school grounds unless an adult was present and listening, and they really enforced it, one kid got caught talking in the hall twice in a week and got detention for a month, the only reason the school offered was 'because school hours are not meant for conversation', that rule was taken down by the school board within two months.
teachers are idiots
That would basically just be hell
Glitter - A few friends and I got in a glitter war, throwing hands full of glitter at each other. Glitter was everywhere, nowhere was safe. It got so bad the principle banned glitter, You could still find glitter everywhere two years later.
Do you know if there's still glitter from that Glitter War to this day?
LMAO HAHA YES ANOTHER GLITTER WARRIOR. I did this is 6th grade
Glitter bombing was banned at my school as well
The reason it was banned was most likely because if that shit gets in your eyes, you ARE NOT getting it out, unless if you have cornea surgery.
Did anyone else have pens on their back to school shopping list yet weren't allowed to use them?
YEEEEESSSSSS
We could only use black or blue pens. You'd actually get in trouble for having red pens because those are what the teachers used to grade shit with back then. (I graduated in 08 so I imagine shit has changed these days.)
@@simul8rduude I graduated a decade after you (relatively recent) and I while high school let us use anything but crayon, middle school was like what you said. This post refers to both my elementary schools which with my district, I spent 7 years inm
@@holynarwhale8729 those were the rules as far as pens when I was in HS. I don't really recall what the policy was in middle/elementary.
@@holynarwhale8729 either way, my old hs is locked down like a prison now. When I was there in the early 2000's if I wanted to grab my shit and fuck off during lunch I could and nobody would bat an eye. Now you have to be buzzed in to the office just to get inside, and then you can't go anywhere on campus without a security escort. All classes stay locked down for the duration of the period. It's kind of insane now the rules y'all had/have to deal with because of all those different shootings.
Guns, for some reason they are banned.
Wow... that is the strangest one... 🤔
I don’t know man, you are right, very strange...
Banning a piece of important stationary
A school shooter comes to your school, but you dont have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?
Guns: Banning the reason for shootings, but also a way to protect yourself.
Is it good, or bad?
move to america
So back in 4th grade I was a quiet kid and decided to fill up my silver or tin water bottle with pepsi. I don't spill my stuff often. Today was that day I spilled it in class and only one person saw it. She is a hero. Didn't snitch at all.
5:07
Me with tiny hoop earrings and long hair covering ears: heh, they’ll never find out
Hoop earrings are the only earrings I can wear without the risk of my skin growing over them
One of my earrings jems went into my ear i still had them in after that for a while I don't now
That’s happened to me once, I just make my earrings a bit more lose so they don’t touch my ear.
@@gaelurquiz5755 The earrings got pushed back when i swam and the gem bit went inside my ear they were really hard to get out bc i had to try to push them out from inside. Haven't had them in for over 5 years now but i got my septum done the other day.
9:38 doesn't seem that dumb, to be honest. Like, if my employees and staff had a miscarriage because of T-Ball I'd probably ban it too.
I think it's a bit dumb, one it's such a rare chance, two how many people are pregnant anyways, three maybe you shouldn't be standing around flying balls and bats with people frantically running everywhere if you're pregnant
1978-79 my high school tried to band guys with long hair. In the 70's. I mean most guys had longer hair then the girls. Anyway there was a massive walk out. Almost 50% of the school population of 1000 students walked out including girls who thought it was a stupid rule. We missed two weeks of school before they dropped the ban due to the parents getting a lawyer and threatening a class action law suit against the board of rd., all the schools and the country.
As a male with long hair. Why. Why the fuck
Catch a wave pupper. Also in elementary school whenever we did research projects, we had to use this crappy site called KidRex, google not allowed. And in middle school, 6th and 7th grade we had chromebooks, no dinosaur game. 8th grade we got Macbooks, we could do the dinosaur game
omg i had that KidRex thing too it was so bad.
Coolness and hip should now be banned.
We had chromebooks from grade 5 through 12 with tons of sites blocked, including dino game :(
macbooks?? at school??
We can't do the dinosaur game either.
"we couldn't say KOBE any more"
Rip kobe bryant
😰
But what if someone's name was Kobe (Kobi)?
Mr. Oofball {True Form} this was before his death, you inflated 12 year old.
@@thefuturemustknowwhereyouv1405 congrats, you found the joke
Mimi and Sea Play Or if they were Japanese, Kobe is a city in Japan
@@thefuturemustknowwhereyouv1405 ok sans fan boy
My friends saying, "Gay potatoes" got the word gay banned. This was 2019.
Snazz Snazz my god WHAT IF YOU WRTE REFERRING TO A GAY PERSON LIKE ME qwq
@@clem3nt1n3 gay potato
Please tell me it was because *the school thought* they were being homophobic and not that *the school* was homophobic
@@TheZincMaster-on1fy gay potato
everyone type "Gay Potatoes" in the comments it'll be hair
a Catholic High School so..
everything considered fun..
REASON: self explanatory..
Yep I go to one and you’re practically not allowed to do anything so it’s basically the equivalent of prison
@@itspj1005 ive been to both and you are not wrong..
not to be mean or a rabid, but they're crazy. I ain't Catholic, but my own cult I'll found would never be like that
My school banned homework.
It made us all happy.
Reasoning behind it it’s because it causes too much stress anxiety overthinking and overwhelming.
wow wish I was in ur school
ナイス can I come to your school
What school do you go too I'm definitely going there no matter the cost
chad principal
I WISH I WAS IN YOUR SCHOOL
9:40
Look, this one is just so sad. A teacher had a miscarriage? That's tough :
*the word “bossy”*
apparently it was some campaign thing and my school hopped on the bandwagon. specifically, you weren’t allowed to say it to girls. we were in high school.
*sillybands*
I had so many, i could cover both arms and legs and still have some left over. everyone had them. the kids that didn’t started a petition and eventually got them banned.
*ripped jeans*
didn’t matter how big the hole was, we had to wear leggings underneath them if we wanted to wear them at all.
*airpods*
people would cover their hair with them in class
*being friends with / talking to / dating anyone with a penis*
to be fair, this “ban” wasn’t really a school-wide one. it was specifically enforced by my biology teacher in her class, because her husband left her and she felt that men / boys were “triggering”.
LoyalHunter
i’m from the UK
Dafuq
@@lightblueghost I had to deal with the last one
That last post with the permanent markers reminds me of a similar way that I read that a school banned permanent markers in a different reddit post. The concept of the game was similar but in this version a bunch of students got together in "gangs" and each gang had a different marker color. On the school day they decided to play, everyone playing would go to school wearing a plain white shirt that they didn't mind getting dirty. The goal of the game was that you and your gang would go around and mark the other players (by drawing or marking on their white shirt) and after the school day was finished they would all get back together and see which gang did the most "damage". As you could probably imagine, teachers were less than thrilled to see a bunch of rowdy boys playing this in the halls, and soon players were accidentally marking innocent students who just so happened to be wearing white shirts that day. Basically, the school banned permanent markers pretty quickly after that.
8:40 I was selling rubber bands in school, it caused absolute mayhem, so they banned rubber bands
The never found out it was me tho
Those really strong magnet ball talks that went ‘’zoooiiinc’’ when they banged together cause people started putting them against computers and they killed computers
Nobody:
Text to speech: dark geans
I remember awhile back one of our schools here in the uk tried to ban having best friends
That sounds stupid, I assume they did it “so no one’s feelings get hurt” but who actually gives a fuck?
My social studies teacher banned us from t posing because a group of kids would just t pose at the assemblies instead of listening to the speaker.
Smarties at my middle school because kids were crushing them and snorting them.
bro me and my friends did that all the time last year it was hilarious we never got caught
@Thot Destroyer but why did toy at least get paid to do it?
Does that actually give a high? Or is it just for the aesthetic
Professor Nichols aesthetic
How else you supposed to do it
16:18 Hey I know who did that! Hey Aly!
Lmao that's funny
I remember the trench coat ban, a friend of mine always wore his trench coat, they told him a few time about not wearing it in school, he would look at them laugh and dare them to take it off him, then just go to class, the matter was soon dropped
Guns. For some reason we can’t bring guns to school because “people die” smh
Clearly ur not from the usa right?
@@yisushc9822 r/woooosh?
@@kaorutitsfan999 in an attempt to woooosh, you wooooshed yourself
@@PolythenePam0451 yes
@@kaorutitsfan999 fantastic.
My school is so strict that they banned having Android phones. Something happened between kids and the teachers which sparked massive controversy in our town so the school couldn’t afford for this to happen so they banned androids, pretty stupid.
Im an iPhone user, but thats stupid
I usually never do this but he’s to cute
Catch a wave pupper!
They wanted students to use the school approved internet search while outside of school and while in the comfort of their own homes. That is genuinely one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard of and the sheer audacity of it is appalling.
I’m pretty sure that’s not even legal.
@@NotPassive-356 Oh trust me it's not. The school dodged a bullet, the students probably humored the staff by taking home the pamphlet before dumping it in the trash. This sounds like the extent of their enforcement though. Anything further like threatening enrollment or grades is coercion and probably extortion there would be criminal and civil suits along with angry parents, students, and probably the school district to deal with. It's a can of worms that you don't want to open.
15:29
The disrespect
RIP Kobe
One Shudders to imagine what that kid is doing with those titty twisters today
what nightmares of chronic and sustained deep and hatred of cruelity
I went to a strict school and we were told we weren’t able to bring literally anything from home that wasn’t explicitly for school
So you can bring a gun
In my senior year, I would take coffee from the cafeteria (boarding school) and would get a fresh cup between classes as I kept my books in there, I was told I couldn't have any more coffee in class, so I started with hot chocolate. One teacher then asked me if I would go get her a cup of coffee, I told her only if I could have one. She agreed, and I was able to have coffee again.
Skittles. We used to declare war on a table of Freshmen who sat behind us in the commons area. They got tired of cleaning them up. We were still allowed to have m&ms though. Lol! They fly just as well.
The word “bruh” got banned at my school
BRUH WHY
Supernova Gamez ikr, I still said it but would get demerits for it
ULTIMATE BRUH MOMENT
Colonel, I'm trying to Bruh around, but I'm Bruhmmy thicc, and the clap of my Bruhcheeks keeps alerting the entire Bread Bank😳😳😳😔😔😔
I need some luck so “catch a wave pupper”
Cooking is the only thing keeping me sane right now, and I’m taking this as a personal offense.
Screw that superintendent.
In elementary school they banned captain underpants because that’s the only thing anyone ever wanted to read and they wanted people to read other books
My schools principal at the time banned a game called steal the bacon where we would lay out the giant wrestling mats and split the class in two and each half would go to on one side of the gym so we were all facing one another and you would choose an opponent on the other side and you guys would wrestle each other. As you would be wrestling them the gym teacher would have a deflated rubber dodgeball and he would throw it somewhere near the middle of the mat and you would wrestle the other person for it. The goal of the game is to get the “bacon” (deflated rubber dodgeball) and get back to your side of the gym and touch the wall. Now let me also explain some of the rules so u get a better understanding of what’s happening, rule #1. No real physical violence aka hitting, kicking, biting, etc. rule #2. You have to stay on your knees or crawl, your cant stand up. And rule #3 have fun. So now the reason the principal at the time banned it was because two girls who didn’t like each other were up against each other and when they started wrestling they pulled hair and bit each other and the principal decided to ban it forever and then he left the school so was only there for one school year and we can never play it again and me and many other people had been playing that game all through elementary and now no one will ever play it again there rip Steal The Bacon 😂😂💀
In my school it was some of the teachers
COLIN TOSH underrated comment
@@yadiggg6604 you are right it should get pinned some of the ones that do are completely crap
They banned teachers?
@@NioJPlays its a joke mate there was just dodgy teachers at my school
Also blankets even though we don't have proper heating or ac in most classrooms in the building. Alot of people brought blankets but the school was concerned with people using it to hide inappropriate behavior if you know what i mean. Even though there were kids who had sex in the bathrooms and stair wells because there are no cameras in either
They banned Heelys when I was in elementary school. Although no one really knew if the ban was lifted or who it applied to so no one ever wore them again even though it was never written in any of the handbooks.
One way hallways were just inforced to prevent students from pushing each other. It isn’t really working, and it’s just an obstacle now
When I was in grade 8, my class was versing one of the other grade 8 classes in dodgeball and it could not have been any more disastrous. One girl fell and broke her ankle and a guy slipped and hit his head on the corner of a metal bench. They both went to hospital and we got banned from playing dodgeball for the rest of the term.
Also one of my grade 7 teachers literally banned us from drinking water because “she’s the one talking so she should be the only one who gets thirsty”
You can't ban them from drinking water thats illegal
5:18 I laughed so friggin hard it's *INSANE*
I'm feeling really dumb because of this but how would a one-way hallway even work????
Galaxy 101 You would have to walk one way and in order to go backwards, you have to go all the way around.
@@nubcub so is it too thin for you to back?
Galaxy 101 I think so. There would probably also be people in the way
@@nubcub oh okay then. Thanks for explaining
I would be so fucking late to all of my classes.
-Sunflower seeds
-Mechanical pencils
-Fidget spinners
-Sweaters that don't have the school logo
In my school they removed the locks from everyone’s lockers a couple of kids brought in their own and got punished this was a huge problem because people we’re going through other peoples lockers and stealing stuff all the time
They tried doing the one way system in my school but I was a problem child and the teachers knew not to stop me or I'd kick up a fuss. 😂
15:22 well what happened next is just straight up sad
Aerosol cans exploding eh? Now i know how the second floor mens room was painted brown, whole school smelled...
My school had halo, counterstrike and starcraft 2 on it's public drive. After they were put there, everyone forgot about it until 2017 where the first dedicated computer programming class, which I was in. We all got bored and started digging through the public drive and rediscovered those games as well as tons of weird jpegs and audio clips whose original purposes have been lost to time. The best part was the games were LAN compatible with all computers that had access to the public drive, so at the final class period of the year, we had a big party playing all three games. Word spread fast, and I heard that the end of year LAN party has become a tradition after I graduated.
Sounds pretty poggers
My school banned yoga pants. We just couldn't wear them, point set. No reasoning behind it.
18:34 just play dodgeball in the cafeteria.
2:20
Every day to school I wear a bomber jacket has said the Warner Bros. logo with all of the Looney Tunes characters on it
that rule would suck for me
I got kazoos banned cos I started selling them. Made about 30 British pounds before they started banning them round the school. To this day I'm known in my friends old school as the kazoo dealer ;)
Kazoo kid
My school banned wearing jackets indoors, because it made you too comfortable and more likely to fall asleep, quote on quote.
16:33 High school banned "talking at lunch" That's still a restriction in the eating halls at Sing Sing, San Quentin and the old facility at Colorado State Penitentiary to the best of my knowledge.