ALL OF R/HOLUP
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
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Over an HOUR of the top posts from r/Holup on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
/ @thelexikitty
/ @damienlee
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Honestly, love the Chad that got themselves hired fixed an issue and said nah, to keeping working there. Like really, props.
The guy just said screw it, I'll do it myself
9:32 bro doesn’t know that if it weren’t for that long tongue, Lightning McQueen would’ve never tied with The King and Chick Hicks and thus never reach Radiator Springs
his tongue is indeed, not altered. that shit is very real
Man Cocaine Bear has a sequel now 💀
Oh god-
Yes!
yes Yes YES
Rehab bear
Heisenbear
2:26 you gotta admit that dude was straight forward and needs bit of respect
Girl: “Am I… am I falling in love?”
God: “Nope, just a heart attack😊”
That "world domination" pickup line was immaculate
You're allowed to marry your 1st cousin in 19 states. You're allowed to buy weed in 24. The meme isn't quite true, but it's still way too close for comfort.
It was probably right when weed was more stigmatized.
19?! Dude that can cause so many genetic problems if they decide to have children.
@@AmaliaFreanirae I agree. It should be banned entirely, and is mostly just left over from the last century when it was common. If it helps, I know some of the states that have the law on the books still don't fully allow it. Alabama, for instance, allows it on paper for the state but most of the individual counties have made it very difficult to do so, and require a blood test before the wedding.
Both should be legal everywhere.
@@tychovw Why, you thinking about finally letting your cousin-wife out of the basement, and don't want the judgement?
3:41 Activision: "Hired!"
LMAO
Not just Activision, but also Blizzard
Nickelodeon too
The Bears are in the cartel 💀
Beartel
15:28
Me: "If I die at least I will have fun"
Doctor: "How?"
Me: "I will name it ligma"
_💀_
balls
@@unknown-dc2qo how do you italicize emojis
@@icecube_5011 like _ word _
@@icecube_5011 this _💀_
24:17 killed me 🤣
“Can I push your stool in”
If you girl is unprepared it’s a wrong girl
That’s a chair not a stool
9:43 murica… “old doll from a past century, so it’s old junk, GARBAGE! it’s definitely not valuable nor has a history and is definitely not spirited too, it’s old so it’s junk”
35s ago
YOU COMMENTED LIKE 20 TIMES
Maybe some people don't want to keep creepy ass dolls lying around. Ever think of that?
1 hour EmKay vid? Hell yeah
the best part of r/holup is that the way I process stuff, I end up getting the jokes several minutes to hours later and the rest of my day is better
⏪︎ 13:15 ⏩︎
When I was younger, because I didn't know that people had sex to make babies, I used to think sex was when you looked at someone else naked, and then be like, “Awesome! Now let's put our clothes back on.”
idk why, but i genuinely kinda thought that.
What would happen when you looked at yourself in the mirror then
no stop
@@bellslimes selfcest obviously
48:17 found the student! no studying = believing principal is spelt principle
26:57 Netflix? How about you don’t cancel a show I was super excited about?
I laughed so hard at the dyslexic part lmao
8 months late but me too, they made that joke perfectly
19:31
This guy's neighbour's son? Man, he had great taste in games!
19:40
... And in (a certain type of) art, too!
Who is the artist and find this artist
“I need me some stuffed crust every now and then” 6:53 When the person has stuffed crust and Pizza Hut doesn’t
Fun Fact: "I ain't here to fuck spiders." is an Australian phrase for 'I'm not fucking around'
Dp y'all just have so much of them, that y'all are just starting to say shit like that? I'm wondering, how many fierce snakes you've seen in your life?
no it fucking isn't? source: i'm australian
50:49 I absolutely love how he acts like (and may actually believe) he has pioneered this. Radios? Never heard of 'em
Them bears dealin honey now 💀
Winnie the Pooh puts coke in his honey and sells it to the bear mob, confirmed?
"WHO DOES ANYTHING 15 TIMES A DAY?!"
People with OCD: ... yeah hahah who does that...
As a romanian, i can confirm that for the last 200 years of living here, i saw no vampires.
23:30 Old age is organ failure, so whenever you get old you can shapeshift into a 20 year old
Hold up, hold on, wait a moment
11 days ago at 56:16 i couldnt get the refference, and i honestly didnt think that hamilton even existed, BUT now, having watched the whole show... i find that funny af
27:25 the "ow" killed me 😭😭😭😭😭
Thats why Lexi is my favorite narrator fr
38:09 seems like something 5 year old me would want but for other reasons (i really like to reenact Mufasa's death lol)
8:34 In Las Vegas. No, seriously, you can rent a lion or other exotic animals for birthday parties, and the cost is way less than 1400$.
34:52 Honey drops from WoF (Yea ik it’s a book)
23:21 It said Dragon, so how about… Qibli (1% of people will understand that)
These long ass Emkay comps feel like movies in the way that I feel bad for spoiling them.
22:26 baby on board stickers are there in case of an accident, so the rescuers know there might be a baby in there and don’t accidentally overlook it because small
An animated movie food I'd totally eat is the roast chicken from Coraline.
44:22 “Put that thing back where it came from - or so help me!”
56:33 No joke I got a Wendy's ad right after this LMAO
34:30 that’s definitely an automatic response for whenever someone mentions ads
11:24 that Peter cutaway was too good
9:23 that’s one thing people figure out when they get started in the gym. They’ll have one arm that’s weaker than the other because of dominance and general activity and it takes a while to train them both to equal levels.
5:42 OMG I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN THE POST FROM THE EMPLOYEE LMAO
I love the dad and the rusty fork joke
40:00 same happened recently to an aunt idk and a friend’s relative recently…
as much as i love these videos, it is a little frustrating how many repeats we get in em. There's repeats in like, all of em but it's usually only a couple, but dear lord this one is *baaaaaad* about it. Still love the content though
4:13 that was the same premise as the first C&H segment
RIP Mikasa Ackerman, killed by Light Yagami for unknown reasons
The thumbnail is literally the War Thunder top tier experience
35:13 I have been looking for this audio for months because I watched this video when I was sick so I thought i made it up
Yeah, he say he ain't gonna beat off to lions till Nala gives those "Do me" eyes
3:26 blackpink is haunting me
Me: eats a nugget
Everybody else in the gold mine:
21:27 “May you find your book in this place.”
By the time Twitter was founded, professor Richard Feynman had been dead for 20 years.
But nobody told him.
ok...world domination meme made me laugh harder than i should have
35:49 That man will never recover form this. XD
There’s somebody who hates me and wants to piss me off so much that I’m 90% sure that he’d become a flat earther just to piss me off.
The thumbnail pic reminded me of a game i played. Was post apocalypse and had vehicular combat. One of the decor items for the vehicles was rocket balloons. 🚀
8:04 my friend found a stop sign at good Will once I wouldn't be surprised
Both this channel and my friends are now the reason I have dark humor I used to hate it
40:48 That frame was in Rammsteins Amerika music video
0:19 "Man on top, animals on the bottom"
0:55 He looks like he's using the CGI from Venom
6:17 they changed thr title of the article to “This Popular Solo Female Travel Vlogger Thinks Pakistan Could Be The World’s No. 1 Tourism Destination”
29:20 Dinner's on the table!
3:38 "So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
"Food in animated movies looks way better than it ever actually needs to be."
That's because when they get it wrong...everyone notices. It's like the uncanny valley. If the food doesn't look right, it's disgusting and needs to be thrown out.
They want you to emphasize with the character, and the character wants to eat the food.
Therefore, the food must be P E R F E C T.
20:34
SAMSUNG IS WILDDDD
20:02 he is having immense discomfort over realizing he's been drinking his own blood
1:04 as a wise man once said, " Leave the demons to their demons. Let your own soul rest. there is nothing else
40:52 To be fair: Being verified as the Holy Roman Empire has flair. That name was a complete conman's job from the very start anyway.
No seriously, look up their areas and overlay them with each other. The immense lack of overlap is honestly hilarious.
They were fooling noone.
0:31
This one destroyed my lungs and larynx☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️
26:30 now if you're a parent and the child does this, answer with "how do you think you were made?"
As a chess fan, i can confirm that glock to h3 is one of the best move to chechmate ur opponents for all the other chess fans a brilliant with 4 excamation mark 😂😂😂 13:54
6:46 no one out pizzas the hut...
...and lives to tell the tale
14:07 [Pyro intensifies]
"Haha April 1st"
"January 27th"
THAT'S MY DAMN BIRTHDAY
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say 😂.
Ps: I know that this is not how it works, but still I laughed
21:39 Someone call in a Buster Call then, can’t let the truth get out.
Man its hard to watch these compilations when you keep seeing the same meme over and over
Yeah, it gets repetitive
It gets repetitive for me to constantly see these comments, it's a compilation of all the videos there's only so Many posts it's the same as if you saw all these videos separately,
16:15 honestly thats awesome
35:05
Daphne is canonically around 15-16 years old.
The FBI wants to know TomSkidmore7's location
9:02
friends with one. Still has logic so thats a plus.
29:34 this is the third time I’ve heard this in a single video
15:52 he was at chernobyl that's why he has 8 fingers on one hand
13:23 same not the kissing the cat thing but the part before that
2:37 those five years were not kind
Seeing this in school that does not allow me to have a phone. Yet i am still seeing this cuz ima madlad
3:02 not certain, but that one on the left with the dog collar. I’m pretty sure it is Liv Bevan, or at least looks like her
56:19 Such a beautiful name! Here in Germany we even have a song about you!
20:00 how is this a holup? wouldn't that just be the equivalent of like, idk, their blood? or is it a whole ass orange blended up in there???
20:16 this dad's chill af, wish he was mine
28:45 i am someone who can’t roll r's. I can roll my r's. Yes, we exist
46:56 wow i never thought about it that much
44:14 the fact i know where that picture is from terrifies me
28:10 - Nah. This is when you see a T-rex head !
12:15 TF2 soldier if he wasn't lead poisoned
The hampton road guy.... IM BRINGING OUT THE SHOTGUUUUNNNSSSS!!¡!!!!!!!!!
43:14 why did they colonize my butter
14:18 truly a south african moment
10:03 good ending: she uses kick
23:45 I would turn into a fly in my girl's house