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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
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    Over an HOUR of the top posts from r/Holup on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
    Narrators:
    / @itsboobin
    / @jaymick
    / @thelexikitty
    / @damienlee
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 557

  • @CaseyDplays
    @CaseyDplays 5 місяців тому +200

    Honestly, love the Chad that got themselves hired fixed an issue and said nah, to keeping working there. Like really, props.

    • @nadavrand6304
      @nadavrand6304 4 місяці тому +6

      The guy just said screw it, I'll do it myself

  • @theawsomecheese9714
    @theawsomecheese9714 5 місяців тому +89

    9:32 bro doesn’t know that if it weren’t for that long tongue, Lightning McQueen would’ve never tied with The King and Chick Hicks and thus never reach Radiator Springs

  • @Mars-nz9up
    @Mars-nz9up 5 місяців тому +262

    You're allowed to marry your 1st cousin in 19 states. You're allowed to buy weed in 24. The meme isn't quite true, but it's still way too close for comfort.

    • @potatoman305
      @potatoman305 5 місяців тому +36

      It was probably right when weed was more stigmatized.

    • @AmaliaFreanirae
      @AmaliaFreanirae 5 місяців тому +16

      19?! Dude that can cause so many genetic problems if they decide to have children.

    • @Mars-nz9up
      @Mars-nz9up 5 місяців тому +11

      @@AmaliaFreanirae I agree. It should be banned entirely, and is mostly just left over from the last century when it was common. If it helps, I know some of the states that have the law on the books still don't fully allow it. Alabama, for instance, allows it on paper for the state but most of the individual counties have made it very difficult to do so, and require a blood test before the wedding.

    • @tychovw
      @tychovw 5 місяців тому +7

      Both should be legal everywhere.

    • @Mars-nz9up
      @Mars-nz9up 5 місяців тому +12

      @@tychovw Why, you thinking about finally letting your cousin-wife out of the basement, and don't want the judgement?

  • @arielrife3792
    @arielrife3792 2 місяці тому +6

    Girl: “Am I… am I falling in love?”
    God: “Nope, just a heart attack😊”

  • @SiriusFrostalite
    @SiriusFrostalite 5 місяців тому +22

    2:26 you gotta admit that dude was straight forward and needs bit of respect

  • @theunsernst4691
    @theunsernst4691 Місяць тому +4

    That "world domination" pickup line was immaculate

  • @lisasauvain7652
    @lisasauvain7652 5 місяців тому +31

    15:28
    Me: "If I die at least I will have fun"
    Doctor: "How?"
    Me: "I will name it ligma"

  • @llMarvelous
    @llMarvelous 5 місяців тому +19

    24:17 killed me 🤣
    “Can I push your stool in”
    If you girl is unprepared it’s a wrong girl

  • @TheTolnoc
    @TheTolnoc 3 місяці тому +33

    Fun Fact: "I ain't here to fuck spiders." is an Australian phrase for 'I'm not fucking around'

    • @Pussinboots-ll1om
      @Pussinboots-ll1om Місяць тому

      Dp y'all just have so much of them, that y'all are just starting to say shit like that? I'm wondering, how many fierce snakes you've seen in your life?

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 Місяць тому +1

      no it fucking isn't? source: i'm australian

  • @awsom_Adam
    @awsom_Adam 5 місяців тому +13

    ⏪︎ 13:15 ⏩︎
    When I was younger, because I didn't know that people had sex to make babies, I used to think sex was when you looked at someone else naked, and then be like, “Awesome! Now let's put our clothes back on.”
    idk why, but i genuinely kinda thought that.

    • @bellslimes
      @bellslimes 3 місяці тому +2

      What would happen when you looked at yourself in the mirror then

    • @Raptorworks
      @Raptorworks Місяць тому +1

      no stop

    • @QPUNeptune
      @QPUNeptune 21 день тому

      @@bellslimes selfcest obviously

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 5 місяців тому +29

    9:43 murica… “old doll from a past century, so it’s old junk, GARBAGE! it’s definitely not valuable nor has a history and is definitely not spirited too, it’s old so it’s junk”

    • @SonicRestoredGaming
      @SonicRestoredGaming 5 місяців тому +1

      35s ago

    • @nico-plays-games
      @nico-plays-games 5 місяців тому +2

      YOU COMMENTED LIKE 20 TIMES

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 5 місяців тому +6

      Maybe some people don't want to keep creepy ass dolls lying around. Ever think of that?

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 5 місяців тому +12

    48:17 found the student! no studying = believing principal is spelt principle

  • @dimbr7638
    @dimbr7638 2 місяці тому +2

    As a romanian, i can confirm that for the last 200 years of living here, i saw no vampires.

  • @prismagaming832
    @prismagaming832 5 місяців тому +8

    I laughed so hard at the dyslexic part lmao

  • @colinbrown3170
    @colinbrown3170 5 місяців тому

    This sub reddit really got me thinking about why it's called cream cheese. I just hope they got tested before and after hand.

  • @gangstablook5846
    @gangstablook5846 3 місяці тому +2

    RIP Mikasa Ackerman, killed by Light Yagami for unknown reasons

  • @SupahCray
    @SupahCray 5 місяців тому +5

    An animated movie food I'd totally eat is the roast chicken from Coraline.

  • @chaosstripe9446
    @chaosstripe9446 4 місяці тому +2

    8:34 In Las Vegas. No, seriously, you can rent a lion or other exotic animals for birthday parties, and the cost is way less than 1400$.

  • @Err0rcube_2
    @Err0rcube_2 2 місяці тому +2

    20:34
    SAMSUNG IS WILDDDD

  • @Robo.chris.productions
    @Robo.chris.productions 4 місяці тому +1

    11 days ago at 56:16 i couldnt get the refference, and i honestly didnt think that hamilton even existed, BUT now, having watched the whole show... i find that funny af

  • @Shadow_Ender
    @Shadow_Ender 3 місяці тому +1

    21:39 that library has a book that is nearly 1,300 years old along with many others that are 1,000 years old. So makes sense on their precaution.

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 5 місяців тому +2

    44:22 “Put that thing back where it came from - or so help me!”

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow 5 місяців тому +2

    19:31
    This guy's neighbour's son? Man, he had great taste in games!
    19:40
    ... And in (a certain type of) art, too!

  • @1GBwastaken
    @1GBwastaken 4 місяці тому +55

    STOP PLAYING THE SAME ONES TWICE

    • @e.a.m.._.4309
      @e.a.m.._.4309 3 місяці тому +6

      yeah im abt to unsubscribe bc of this

    • @galomendo
      @galomendo 3 місяці тому +7

      deal with it

    • @e.a.m.._.4309
      @e.a.m.._.4309 3 місяці тому +5

      @@galomendo vro what

    • @eggdogreal
      @eggdogreal 2 місяці тому +8

      Pretty sure it's cus there's different narrators???

    • @SeraphimSigilist
      @SeraphimSigilist 2 місяці тому +5

      It's a video compilation, what do you expect, 100 percent different memes?

  • @DrinkinPasta
    @DrinkinPasta 3 місяці тому +1

    2:37 those five years were not kind

  • @kaymori-p
    @kaymori-p 2 місяці тому +2

    THE PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT WITH 7.5 BILLION REPLIES AND 43 BILLION LIKES ON A REPLY ☠️

    • @DeepFriedPou
      @DeepFriedPou 2 місяці тому

      Bro got no likes and is at the top 🙏🙏

    • @kaymori-p
      @kaymori-p 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DeepFriedPou 🙏🙏🙏

  • @anonymousrainwing
    @anonymousrainwing 3 місяці тому +1

    15:52 he was at chernobyl that's why he has 8 fingers on one hand

  • @BontrasSnide
    @BontrasSnide 5 місяців тому +2

    5:42 OMG I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN THE POST FROM THE EMPLOYEE LMAO

  • @Dr.Funk8864
    @Dr.Funk8864 2 місяці тому +1

    6:17 they changed thr title of the article to “This Popular Solo Female Travel Vlogger Thinks Pakistan Could Be The World’s No. 1 Tourism Destination”

  • @mattrare4459
    @mattrare4459 5 місяців тому +20

    Man its hard to watch these compilations when you keep seeing the same meme over and over

  • @branderst
    @branderst Місяць тому

    21:27 “May you find your book in this place.”

  • @tom_the_animator
    @tom_the_animator 3 місяці тому +1

    10:03 good ending: she uses kick

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 6 днів тому

    By the time Twitter was founded, professor Richard Feynman had been dead for 20 years.
    But nobody told him.

  • @estevancaetano310
    @estevancaetano310 5 місяців тому

    27:25 the "ow" killed me 😭😭😭😭😭
    Thats why Lexi is my favorite narrator fr

  • @StillAWeirdo87
    @StillAWeirdo87 13 днів тому

    I love the dad and the rusty fork joke

  • @joejoemyo
    @joejoemyo 3 місяці тому

    50:49 I absolutely love how he acts like (and may actually believe) he has pioneered this. Radios? Never heard of 'em

  • @hiro12712
    @hiro12712 5 місяців тому +4

    "Haha April 1st"
    "January 27th"
    THAT'S MY DAMN BIRTHDAY

    • @Pussinboots-ll1om
      @Pussinboots-ll1om Місяць тому

      It might seem crazy what I'm about to say 😂.
      Ps: I know that this is not how it works, but still I laughed

  • @pootisPOWer
    @pootisPOWer 5 місяців тому +2

    14:07 [Pyro intensifies]

  • @Ninjajok120
    @Ninjajok120 3 місяці тому

    “I need me some stuffed crust every now and then” 6:53 When the person has stuffed crust and Pizza Hut doesn’t

  • @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942
    @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 5 місяців тому +1

    Me: eats a nugget
    Everybody else in the gold mine:

  • @TheBMnotBW
    @TheBMnotBW 3 місяці тому

    These long ass Emkay comps feel like movies in the way that I feel bad for spoiling them.

  • @nerdking731
    @nerdking731 Місяць тому

    35:49 That man will never recover form this. XD

  • @Stormflame
    @Stormflame Місяць тому

    22:26 baby on board stickers are there in case of an accident, so the rescuers know there might be a baby in there and don’t accidentally overlook it because small

  • @Mike1zKool
    @Mike1zKool 5 місяців тому +25

    Isn’t r/holup just r/cursedcomments

    • @shrekchicken506
      @shrekchicken506 4 місяці тому +10

      Cursed comments are limited to replies and comments, r/holup is memes, images, posts, or comments

    • @Mike1zKool
      @Mike1zKool 4 місяці тому +2

      @@shrekchicken506ah

    • @b5fremdet
      @b5fremdet 3 місяці тому +2

      Your comment would be suitable for r/holup but it isn't cursed, so no

    • @Mike1zKool
      @Mike1zKool 3 місяці тому +1

      @@b5fremdet I already got an explanation you don’t need to explain it again in a worse way a month later :/

    • @autobotCRSHR
      @autobotCRSHR 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@b5fremdet I was just about to say r/holup to this exact message... But forgot about the cursed part...

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 5 місяців тому +3

    4:13 that was the same premise as the first C&H segment

  • @luizmiguelgarciaesilva
    @luizmiguelgarciaesilva 5 місяців тому +1

    12:15 TF2 soldier if he wasn't lead poisoned

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast 2 місяці тому

    34:30 that’s definitely an automatic response for whenever someone mentions ads

  • @Urbanshade_Hadal_Division2
    @Urbanshade_Hadal_Division2 2 місяці тому

    20:16 this dad's chill af, wish he was mine

  • @Goliushi
    @Goliushi Місяць тому

    28:45 i am someone who can’t roll r's. I can roll my r's. Yes, we exist

  • @gacha._.lover2138
    @gacha._.lover2138 Місяць тому

    8:04 my friend found a stop sign at good Will once I wouldn't be surprised

  • @sbmieritz
    @sbmieritz 2 місяці тому

    "WHO DOES ANYTHING 15 TIMES A DAY?!"
    People with OCD: ... yeah hahah who does that...

  • @DalexSparrowhawk
    @DalexSparrowhawk Місяць тому +1

    23:45 I would turn into a fly in my girl's house

  • @christianboi7690
    @christianboi7690 2 місяці тому

    9:23 that’s one thing people figure out when they get started in the gym. They’ll have one arm that’s weaker than the other because of dominance and general activity and it takes a while to train them both to equal levels.

  • @CallMeCalamitous
    @CallMeCalamitous 5 місяців тому +1

    21:39 Someone call in a Buster Call then, can’t let the truth get out.

  • @denniseriksson5154
    @denniseriksson5154 29 днів тому

    The hampton road guy.... IM BRINGING OUT THE SHOTGUUUUNNNSSSS!!¡!!!!!!!!!

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf494 5 місяців тому

    Yeah, he say he ain't gonna beat off to lions till Nala gives those "Do me" eyes

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 5 місяців тому +2

    40:00 same happened recently to an aunt idk and a friend’s relative recently…

  • @HoneyKitten1832
    @HoneyKitten1832 24 дні тому

    35:05
    Daphne is canonically around 15-16 years old.
    The FBI wants to know TomSkidmore7's location

  • @Moneymaker30005
    @Moneymaker30005 Місяць тому

    46:56 wow i never thought about it that much

  • @ismuzakku
    @ismuzakku 4 місяці тому +1

    29:34 this is the third time I’ve heard this in a single video

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan 4 місяці тому

    0:19 "Man on top, animals on the bottom"
    0:55 He looks like he's using the CGI from Venom

  • @TonyHawk-q6i
    @TonyHawk-q6i 5 місяців тому +2

    21:59 he missed the black guy standing in frame

  • @sa_av
    @sa_av 3 місяці тому

    14:18 truly a south african moment

  • @nick_the_named
    @nick_the_named 2 місяці тому +1

    43:14 why did they colonize my butter

  • @Goliushi
    @Goliushi Місяць тому

    28:55 i am a chatterbox. yes i don't talk a lot. we exist

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin 5 місяців тому +3

    Why would you think '2020-6th year' means 2020 THROUGH 6th year?

  • @clanpinguini5850
    @clanpinguini5850 3 місяці тому

    There’s somebody who hates me and wants to piss me off so much that I’m 90% sure that he’d become a flat earther just to piss me off.

  • @trianglburger19
    @trianglburger19 5 місяців тому +1

    2:27 nice

    • @Idkanimate
      @Idkanimate 2 місяці тому

      Finally someone said something thing about it

  • @UnixTMDev
    @UnixTMDev 3 місяці тому +2

    TF2 REFERENCE

  • @ajm9289
    @ajm9289 3 місяці тому

    26:30 now if you're a parent and the child does this, answer with "how do you think you were made?"

  • @Shy_Abi
    @Shy_Abi 5 місяців тому

    3:38 "So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

  • @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon
    @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon 3 місяці тому

    20:02 he is having immense discomfort over realizing he's been drinking his own blood

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 5 місяців тому +4

    “you only live once” clearly because people learn so much from one life so one is enough!

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 3 місяці тому

    13:47. Then the police showed up and arrested all 4 of us

  • @aerbon
    @aerbon 2 місяці тому

    16:00 you can count from 0 to 31 on one hand if you use binary.
    up to 1023 if you use both hands.

  • @tomc.5704
    @tomc.5704 5 місяців тому

    "Food in animated movies looks way better than it ever actually needs to be."
    That's because when they get it wrong...everyone notices. It's like the uncanny valley. If the food doesn't look right, it's disgusting and needs to be thrown out.
    They want you to emphasize with the character, and the character wants to eat the food.
    Therefore, the food must be P E R F E C T.

  • @chimmichurri6940
    @chimmichurri6940 5 місяців тому +4

    I love yalls videos, BUT i will say, yallve been repeating hella posts as of late. Different reders yes but damn :/

    • @82ovr73
      @82ovr73 4 місяці тому +2

      It's bound to happen there is only a limited amount of posts

  • @braxtongray915
    @braxtongray915 3 місяці тому

    Both this channel and my friends are now the reason I have dark humor I used to hate it

  • @eddelapena22
    @eddelapena22 5 місяців тому +5

    3:26 BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA

  • @livvyplays5558
    @livvyplays5558 3 місяці тому

    9:04 I act like a child sometimes, I know I act like a child. But it is only with my friends. Acting stupid is a choice sometimes, and i ain’t gonna lie, it’s fun af. But only in an environment it’s okay to do so in

  • @samliveshere88
    @samliveshere88 Місяць тому

    3:31 the real holup moment is thats a famouse k-pop star

  • @LuciusFaith
    @LuciusFaith 2 місяці тому

    1.07.46 beeing a person who cleaned up after mass natural european forrest fires i always collected the elven skulls untill i found out they where children! still have a lot of them at home!

  • @Devin-t2c
    @Devin-t2c 11 днів тому

    55:39 for those who don’t know. His father is a cop.

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 5 місяців тому +1

    also, the grandma eating fish is wrong too but most elderly refuse to learn… and eggs aren’t food, just fyi and 37:15 just wait until you hear about eggs and dairy and more

  • @Karat14
    @Karat14 8 днів тому

    18:23 made me turn off my phone and go to sleep

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 29 днів тому

    28:10 - Nah. This is when you see a T-rex head !

  • @Letmecookok
    @Letmecookok 5 місяців тому +6

    As a chess fan, i can confirm that glock to h3 is one of the best move to chechmate ur opponents for all the other chess fans a brilliant with 4 excamation mark 😂😂😂 13:54

  • @boomboomboombob
    @boomboomboombob Місяць тому

    2:44 That... was... clever...

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 5 місяців тому +1

    10:06 obviously she streams UA-cam

  • @TLTheLegend
    @TLTheLegend 5 місяців тому

    ok...world domination meme made me laugh harder than i should have

  • @Pumpkinsmasherok
    @Pumpkinsmasherok 4 місяці тому

    1:04 as a wise man once said, " Leave the demons to their demons. Let your own soul rest. there is nothing else

  • @catriamflockentanz
    @catriamflockentanz 5 місяців тому

    40:52 To be fair: Being verified as the Holy Roman Empire has flair. That name was a complete conman's job from the very start anyway.
    No seriously, look up their areas and overlay them with each other. The immense lack of overlap is honestly hilarious.
    They were fooling noone.

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 5 місяців тому +2

    According to Neil DeGrasse Tyson, there also can’t be life without what we have on earth despite some forms of life not even needing those soooo… yah
    but he’s not wrong in that tweet

  • @MrBusch90
    @MrBusch90 5 місяців тому

    9:02
    friends with one. Still has logic so thats a plus.

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges 2 місяці тому

    8:20 he looks like that one guy from subnautica below zero who drives the seatruck

  • @MichaelMallio
    @MichaelMallio 3 місяці тому

    31:32 WDYM he's just exited for the sequel

  • @somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856
    @somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856 3 місяці тому +1

    Here's your thumbnail, people 43:35

  • @TheFailedPhantom
    @TheFailedPhantom 5 місяців тому +1

    1:00 bro looks like baraka from mortal kombat i am not reporting his ass

  • @pookieisanerd
    @pookieisanerd Місяць тому

    9:13 no. If you survive the death sentence they will let you go

  • @crumbfused
    @crumbfused 2 місяці тому

    38:44 THEY LIVE REFERENCE I LOVE THEY LIVE SM (watch it im begging)