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  • @erdbeercraft6372
    @erdbeercraft6372 3 роки тому +8607

    The 50 % more on the mustard was actually correct. Because 50% of 12oz is 6oz and 12oz plus 6oz (50% of 12 oz) equals 18oz.
    12oz*50%+12oz=18oz

    • @cats...6101
      @cats...6101 3 роки тому +1180

      I think the facepalm was that someone thought that it’s incorrect and they just cropped it or something but idk

    • @beartickler499
      @beartickler499 3 роки тому +265

      Yeah I posted the same comment before seeing this

    • @yellowhd2414
      @yellowhd2414 3 роки тому +605

      THANK YOU. I THOUGHT THAT BUT THEN DECIDED NOT TO POINT IT OUT BECAUSE I FELT STUPID

    • @thats_that2008
      @thats_that2008 3 роки тому +153

      yeah i got confused about that

    • @dumitrucretu9192
      @dumitrucretu9192 3 роки тому +93

      exactly what i was going to say

  • @DuneClarity
    @DuneClarity 3 роки тому +4618

    50% more of 12 is 18, as 50% of 12 is 6, 6+12=18. People think it should be 24 but that is double the original amount or 100% more. So, facepalm?🤦🏼

    • @jessicalee5260
      @jessicalee5260 3 роки тому +457

      Came here to say this.

    • @JoJoTheKillerKlown
      @JoJoTheKillerKlown 3 роки тому +532

      I came to the comments just to see if someone else said this. I'm like omg you people failed math.

    • @enzoborges6470
      @enzoborges6470 3 роки тому +331

      The best part is that he didnt notice

    • @muddasick
      @muddasick 3 роки тому +246

      I literally had to look through the comments to make sure I wasn’t the only one

    • @Beka_Rex
      @Beka_Rex 3 роки тому +112

      Glad others noticed lol

  • @edschramm6757
    @edschramm6757 3 роки тому +481

    "my husband killed me!"
    "how are you speaking to me?"
    "i got better..."

    • @chany6336
      @chany6336 3 роки тому +2

      You dont have enough likes!!!!!

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 3 роки тому +14

      Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver 3 роки тому +4

      "then ma'am, if you are faking this there is nothing i can do about it, if he tried harming you call back"

    • @aastrosphere
      @aastrosphere 2 роки тому +1

      *Puts on hold*

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 2 роки тому +1

      A man of culture.

  • @raxusveritas
    @raxusveritas 2 роки тому +381

    "You forfeit your humanity when you try to take mine away" goes hard as fuck

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 Рік тому

      Tolerance is a social contract, not a moral obligation. If you shove your religion in my face and damn me to Hell, I am not required to accept it.

    • @dextertheio2857
      @dextertheio2857 Рік тому

      I don't get it

    • @zorlokarma
      @zorlokarma Рік тому +5

      ​@@dextertheio2857 its easy to grasp lmao

    • @America_eating_cezburger
      @America_eating_cezburger 10 місяців тому +1

      😅😅

    • @RobotnikRedefined
      @RobotnikRedefined 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@dextertheio2857forfeit means "give up"

  • @xdoorx
    @xdoorx 3 роки тому +2287

    "'I ate the cotton yesterday.' You 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻??" Damien said calmly.

    • @dogwithdrugs61
      @dogwithdrugs61 3 роки тому +29

      𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬

    • @Zethyrium
      @Zethyrium 3 роки тому +14

      @@dogwithdrugs61 Cocks indeed.

    • @KingOfRNG
      @KingOfRNG 3 роки тому +9

      @@dogwithdrugs61 true

    • @emojiboy2396
      @emojiboy2396 3 роки тому +9

      My name is Damien

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 3 роки тому +2

      Since that idiot didn't suffocate from a coughing fit, he was probably trolling the site. Nobody who is bright enough to survive eating cotton stoppers of an age to be literate enough to be online is stupid enough to do it and not die. If you can figure out how to eat that and not die, you are smart enough to figure out how to not die while doing it... and thus smart enough to simply not do it.

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 роки тому +1269

    It’s so good to hear Damien again
    His wheezing laugh is just the most hilarious thing ever!

    • @TofuTuesdays
      @TofuTuesdays 3 роки тому +19

      He has his own channel now its called deelee

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 3 роки тому +4

      @@TofuTuesdays yeah I know
      I love it

    • @Usernoobmaster
      @Usernoobmaster 3 роки тому +1

      Omg his back I thought that was his old reaction

    • @elysian_fieldss
      @elysian_fieldss 3 роки тому +5

      @@Usernoobmaster he's not back those are old videos

    • @oliver1834
      @oliver1834 3 роки тому +2

      @@elenaa8436 bot

  • @danny_cookie
    @danny_cookie 3 роки тому +979

    28:02 Actually, that *is* how that works. Injecting air into your blood can lead to air embolisms, which can be fatal as they may result in heart attacks or strokes. It's why doctors are careful to make sure there are no bubbles in their syringes before an injection.
    EDIT: I'm being told it takes much more than a few bubbles to cause complications in the blood. My thinking was that it was more of a precautionary thing, just to avoid the possibility, but I stand corrected. Still, don't inject air into your blood. :)

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender 3 роки тому +58

      THIS!! when i was in high school i was on the anatomy and physiology event in science olympiad. i got put on the cardiovascular system, so i asked my dad (cardiologist) to help me study. i remember talking about air embolisms with him. my teammate and i got 2nd place at regionals (1st place was our group's A team)

    • @InsertFunnyThingHere
      @InsertFunnyThingHere 3 роки тому +19

      So obviously we have to stop breathing it

    • @Krusta1111
      @Krusta1111 3 роки тому +12

      Glad some people got it

    • @superstriker412
      @superstriker412 3 роки тому +6

      When I was in the hospital my doctor told me when I asked about the IV that it takes about 3 to 4 syringes of air to cause issue

    • @TlD-dg6ug
      @TlD-dg6ug 3 роки тому +6

      It would take a serious air bubble my dude. You can inject air bubbles up to 2cc and be fine.

  • @matthewgumabon7498
    @matthewgumabon7498 2 роки тому +184

    3:19
    As an American, becoming multilingual was the best decision I ever made.
    It allowed to be go places and meet incredible people that I would otherwise never be able to communicate with.
    English is my native tongue, but I studied my second language in university in the US. I was really serious about studying it at the time, so I was constantly practicing and carrying around my flash cards and notebooks. My American friends at the time never really said anything to my face about it, but I could tell they were confused or even turned off by how much effort I was putting into learning a foreign language. It’s either they thought I was wasting my time, or they called me out for “bragging” about being able to speak more than *one* language.
    The US is something else man. Imagine living in a melting pot nation and getting called out or put down for just trying to accommodate for others or expand your horizons beyond the US.

    • @VerinMathwin
      @VerinMathwin Рік тому

      We live in the country where people don't like anything that's not " God is great, capitalism is wonderful, you should only speak English in 'my' country," and so on and so forth. It would be much better place if it wasn't such a cesspool of b*******

    • @rroes7319
      @rroes7319 Рік тому

      Yeah, I hate this country.

    • @Titancameraman64
      @Titancameraman64 Рік тому +3

      Damn bro that's impressive I tried to learn a language but I was never successful I know two languages but I don't know how adults can learn one I tried but it's so hard.

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 Рік тому

      ​​@@Titancameraman64Immersion might be the best suited for you. People have different learning styles. Think back on how you learnt your mother tongue, people just talk around you and at you and at first you understanding nothing, but start picking it up by repetition and association. One of the best learning resources I've found is the Teach Yourself series which I can highly recommend It gives you book lessons plus comes with an audio CD that accompanies said lessons, which is great for learning to link the written language with the spoken sound in your head. Vocabulary and grammar lessons are given in digestible chunks and all the elements are structured to build on each other. Also as soon as you have the basics down, try reading materials for kids in that language, watch media in the language subtitled etc, you learn much faster that way even if half of it goes over your head initially. Give it a try, it's so rewarding!
      PS if you grew up bilingual you already have a learning advantage as your brain is used to the idea of having different words for one thing.

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 Рік тому +1

      Meanwhile here in Europe learning foreign languages is mandatory at school. Everyone has to learn English as it's the world lingua franca, but you also have to learn a second one for at least a couple terms. Generally in Germany, you'll have a choice of either French, Italian or Spanish.

  • @tinkrtailr
    @tinkrtailr 3 роки тому +296

    Ah, the good ol' DC trip... that's where my friends found out I not only sleep with my eyes wide open, I also whisper in my sleep! I was sleeping so soundly I didn't hear my roommate scream and fall out of bed when she saw me. I now have to warn people.

    • @Sleepy.fander
      @Sleepy.fander 3 роки тому +18

      The DC trip felt like a fucking fever dream-

    • @officialrhythmicthoughts
      @officialrhythmicthoughts 3 роки тому +29

      I wasn't able to go but from what I have heard, my schools DC trip ended with a history teacher having an affair with the teacher who's husband was from the next room

    • @paprikaman1124
      @paprikaman1124 3 роки тому +7

      Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK

    • @_.-Skitterbug-._
      @_.-Skitterbug-._ 3 роки тому +14

      @@officialrhythmicthoughts And now........ *The Weather*

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 роки тому +6

      How the fuck do you sleep with your eyes open

  • @eazy8579
    @eazy8579 3 роки тому +392

    So fun fact on the A&W burger: people did actually recognize that it was bigger, but the problem was people didn’t want a burger that big, and A&W lost a lot of money on it, and they pulled a hot coffee and started spreading info to blame customers rather than admit they sold a product no one wanted; it was especially prevelent among the higher ups who came up with the idea and were too embarrassed to admit they were out of touch

    • @animeguy6752
      @animeguy6752 3 роки тому +28

      tbh a burger that big and cheap seems kinda like a steal

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 3 роки тому +29

      @@animeguy6752 they did mark it up quite considerably according to my grandparents who used to eat their; it was a little under twice the price of a Big Mac at at time, which might be the reason it didn’t do too hot

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 3 роки тому +4

      Kind of funny how corporations have been pulling this kind of gaslighting for years, yet everyone believes Disney when they say their movies only bombed from racist backlash

    • @damyr
      @damyr 2 роки тому

      Your "fun fact" is even more stupid. People didn't want a burger that big? What in the world are you talking about? 1/3 pound compared to 1/4 pound is not really such a big difference. It's literally only 1.3 ounces heavier. But for the same price, why not?
      Majority of people are just stupid and suck at fractions. Tho, A&W could learn a lesson and make a 2/6 pounder.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you.
      Thank you for explaining that.
      I really, REALLY needed to hear that.

  • @Nexus9_KD6-4.8
    @Nexus9_KD6-4.8 2 роки тому +932

    Regarding the clip in the thumbnail, frankly I'm glad the octopus defended itself. Eating an animal alive can't be interpreted as anything other than an act of extreme cruelty by anyone with a brain.

    • @kaiserigorvonhabsburg1828
      @kaiserigorvonhabsburg1828 2 роки тому +35

      Many animals eat eachother alive... And they have a brain.

    • @Torireactsofficial005
      @Torireactsofficial005 2 роки тому +10

      it's a common thing in some traditions

    • @wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh
      @wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh 2 роки тому +139

      @@Torireactsofficial005 just because it’s a tradition doesn’t make it right

    • @wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh
      @wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh 2 роки тому +100

      @@kaiserigorvonhabsburg1828 yes because they are animals
      We know better

    • @wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh
      @wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh 2 роки тому +118

      @@kaiserigorvonhabsburg1828 also it’s super ironic since she cried in the thumbnail because the octopus did that to her face lmao while she tried to eat it alive

  • @airam1721
    @airam1721 2 роки тому +194

    Bro doesn't want "illigals"
    Also, the 50% more stuff is correct

    • @savorvrymoment
      @savorvrymoment Рік тому +10

      the fact that it was spelled 'illigals' made that whole thing 100% better, the sheer irony lmao

    • @quinnception631
      @quinnception631 Рік тому

      You can tell he's a Republican

    • @aleppogameingreal
      @aleppogameingreal 6 місяців тому +3

      bro is an american, a country that speaks mainly english natively and yet he somehow doesnt know how to spell illegal

    • @urracojalpa4481
      @urracojalpa4481 5 місяців тому

      That's funny, but why did the other guy have to be racist? You don't know if they're white. That's a racist assumption, lots of black people don't like illegals either.

  • @skyveil559
    @skyveil559 2 роки тому +248

    I want to clarify a misunderstanding on 33:16. When Damien asserts that the rocketship seems to go sideways instead of up is because the Earth is rotating, it's actually not because of Earth's rotation.
    -If you jump off of a speeding vehicle, you will still have the sideway's momentum of the vehicle even when you're not touching it. Of course air drag will eventually slow you down, BUT in the case of a helicopter, if you hover above a certain spot, you will stay above that spot for the same reason you keep the car's momentum on the previous example, because you keep earth's momentum caused by you rotating along with it. (except in this case air drag wont be a problem since the atmosphere rotates along with the Earth.
    -This concludes that the spaceship wouldn't drift west bc of Earth east rotation. Instead, the answer to this lies on what the spaceship actually wants to achive on the mission, which most of the time is achive a stable orbit around Earth. For this to happen, the ship has to build horizontal momentum, so that whenever the spaceship arrives to outer space, it has enough sideways momentum (horizontal) to orbit Earth without falling back inside it. (sidenote, Every spaceship orbiting earth are actually constantly falling back to earth, but this horizontal velocity pushes them farther away from Earth at the same speed they are pulled down by gravity, hence, they always stay on orbit)

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 2 роки тому +9

      Another thing. They are aiming to the side to get into orbit. But even if you fly straight up, and even in a situation without air resistance, you would seem to be travelling opposite to the rotation of the earth to those on the ground. This is because although your horizontal linear velocity does not change as you increase your altitude, the radius you are rotating about does change, so your angular velocity decreases. If the surface is going 1 rotation/day but the rocket is going 0.9 rotations/day then it will look like the rocket is going -0.1 rotations/day, which is 0.1 rotations/day in the opposite direction to the rotation of the earth. So it makes an arc.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 роки тому +6

      @@himanbam
      I highly doubt that this would be noticeable. Earth is _big._ (Technically not wrong though.)

    • @infinitespace8313
      @infinitespace8313 2 роки тому +6

      As an aerospace engineering student, I can say that this is correct. Thanks for posting this comment before me.

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 2 роки тому +5

      @@theuncalledfor true. I guess I haven't done the math on it to see how much it would affect it. But like if you pointed a rocket straight at the moon and paunched it straight up you would notice by the time it got there.

    • @_kry9
      @_kry9 2 роки тому

      Not reading allat 🤣🤣

  • @Volumixen
    @Volumixen 3 роки тому +254

    That Fourth of July PTSD thing where the jackass got pissed off because of "liberals getting triggered" actually made me extremely upset. My cousin served in Iraq, had to watch his whole squad die and sustained serious bodily injury. His platoon went over IEDs. He survived but he has really bad PTSD, so much so that a balloon popping can cause issues. The fact that he saw the word "tiggered" and immediately jumped to Liberals is extremely infuriating to me. On a side note, though, he is triggered by the word triggered

    • @404cheeseburgernotfound5
      @404cheeseburgernotfound5 Рік тому +26

      I can't claim to understand what your cousin went through but I feel really sorry for him.

    • @Volumixen
      @Volumixen Рік тому +21

      @@404cheeseburgernotfound5 I appreciate it, and I'm sure he does too. That is the worst part of war, in my mind: some of the people who are out there fighting will never be the same

    • @jakcesleepingrn5739
      @jakcesleepingrn5739 Рік тому +14

      If that person who gets triggered by "triggered" meets his clone he'll probably go
      - stop getting triggered-
      - Stop getting triggered-
      - STOP GETTING TRIGGERED-
      - *STOP GETTING TRIGGERED*-
      and so on.
      It's a pity (?idk how it's on english properly i used google translate) for your cousin though, wish him well.

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill Рік тому +6

      @@jakcesleepingrn5739you’re good, you speak better English then Americans -American

    • @SilentHallows
      @SilentHallows Рік тому +14

      I have PTSD, but it is caused by Childhood Trauma, I have the urge to coward if an older male talks sternly to me, even just a slightly raised voice.

  • @bigchazzamort
    @bigchazzamort 3 роки тому +120

    I've got one,
    I was at my friend's house with some other people and the conversation somehow got onto veins, one of them proceeded to say,
    "But legs don't have veins"
    Literally everyone there laughed

    • @phix934
      @phix934 2 роки тому +1

      I have one too.
      Two actually.
      First, a girl in my history class asked who started WWIII. Not even a joke.
      Second, same girl, in P.E., asked what happens if we get a hole-in-one in baseball.
      Someone help this girl.

  • @FoggyFrogClique
    @FoggyFrogClique 2 роки тому +73

    I love the part where Damien just laughs at his own jokes.

  • @jovindsouza3407
    @jovindsouza3407 3 роки тому +806

    this channel is the best thing that ever happened to reddit youtube

  • @micro4431
    @micro4431 3 роки тому +183

    Emkay doesn't want me to sleep, I won't sleep.

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 3 роки тому +5

      Sleep is for the weak.
      Edit : spelling

    • @micro4431
      @micro4431 3 роки тому +3

      @@Gabi-vt4ex Alpha Chads like you and me don't need sleep.

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 3 роки тому +3

      @@micro4431 this is the only time where "alpha chad" is an acceptable title lmao

    • @micro4431
      @micro4431 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gabi-vt4ex lol fair enough

    • @M0n0chr0matic
      @M0n0chr0matic 3 роки тому

      @OwO ur not OwO-

  • @eclipse2915
    @eclipse2915 3 роки тому +230

    "I ate the cotton yesterday"
    Damien: "you
    *WHAT"*

  • @augustsalamander3652
    @augustsalamander3652 Рік тому +7

    18:25 and someone’s parents literally did pay the money but they was a waiting list so the kid couldn’t go and the money was not refunded

  • @StatusBadness
    @StatusBadness 3 роки тому +418

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

  • @majorman925
    @majorman925 2 роки тому +44

    14:45 “You can tell they vaccinated that kid”
    Yeah cus he’s still alive

  • @tuesday9670
    @tuesday9670 3 роки тому +127

    "is Spongebob on Netflix? No, it's not, it never will be."
    Canadian Netflix with its ONE season of Spongebob: we just barely made the cut. Just BARELY.

    • @Dalekzilla54
      @Dalekzilla54 3 роки тому +4

      Australian Netflix has two of the films. I remember seeing some of the show at some point, but it must've been taken down.

    • @dylandelaney6073
      @dylandelaney6073 3 роки тому +3

      Australian Netflix having most or all of the show
      Ha peasant

    • @zykegabrielmarchinoilagan3316
      @zykegabrielmarchinoilagan3316 3 роки тому +4

      i have spongbob on netflix with all its seasons and movies

    • @bradleymoger69
      @bradleymoger69 3 роки тому +6

      UK netflix has it

    • @PattyWagon69420
      @PattyWagon69420 3 роки тому +1

      It probably never will be now because Paramount+ exists. That's where all the SpongeBob is.

  • @EdwardOttaBR
    @EdwardOttaBR 2 роки тому +12

    5:26 That's actually ilegal in many countries, companies cannot harass their employees over what they post and comment in their private social media unless is related to classified information about their jobs or clients.

  • @nathanfish1998
    @nathanfish1998 3 роки тому +65

    4:05 alternative universe: man gets high and walks to the store, only to drive home, forgetting the fact he walked there.

    • @wackyanimations3326
      @wackyanimations3326 2 роки тому +3

      wait a fucking second

    • @aiden5085
      @aiden5085 2 роки тому +2

      HOLD ON. . .
      HUH?!

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 2 роки тому +4

      @@wackyanimations3326 Took me a second.. I think that that means he stole a car because he thought it was his and forgot he walked there.

    • @ilovehomosuck5675
      @ilovehomosuck5675 2 роки тому +1

      @@thickskulls I do that everytime I don't understand

    • @phix934
      @phix934 2 роки тому

      @@ilovehomosuck5675 Just like the ducks at the park, the cars are free.

  • @ht7nj
    @ht7nj 3 роки тому +368

    "She's your daughter not your date"
    based on looking at the rest of the billboard, it looks like it'd be a support hotline for incest, calling incest out followed by a number you can call.
    "Getting drunk is never an excuse"
    calling out people who say they didnt mean to because they were drunk, this also could help people who have been a victim of incest realise that it was actually still the other persons fault
    that billboard is helpful
    ps: if you dont get it, not everyone who commits incest wants to, a lot of the time it could be that a parent came onto their child without the childs wishes.

    • @spinecrusherr
      @spinecrusherr 2 роки тому +22

      yeah, i don’t understand the facepalm of that one.

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 2 роки тому +21

      @@spinecrusherr I guess the idea is that it's something so obvious you don't need a billboard for. But it's still probably helpful for various reasons

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 2 роки тому +1

      @@himanbam tbh knowing how some people are, many would just shut up and excuse it with "ive never gotten drunk before, but i assume you lose control of your body? So its fine" and try to be "nice" without thinking how this person literally just fucked up their life

    • @hungry.hungry.hippos
      @hungry.hungry.hippos 2 роки тому +3

      yeah i didnt understand that one-

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 роки тому

      I asted muh mumma-wyfe to eggsplane duh feysparm onn dat won az well. Shi slapted mi arpside da hed an toll mi ta keyp lichen.

  • @CaffeinatedBorb
    @CaffeinatedBorb 3 роки тому +205

    The mans shirt isn’t missing the second part, the data of the shirt is incomplete and the reader is supposed to assume 2 is those who can’t, fucking love it

    • @christianfrandsen2406
      @christianfrandsen2406 3 роки тому +3

      Oh really… r u sure

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 3 роки тому +2

      Your profile picture is so hard to look at my guy..

    • @MrLostform
      @MrLostform 3 роки тому +5

      the data isnt incomplete, the statement itself is the extrapolation.

    • @wolf-16_Adept
      @wolf-16_Adept 2 роки тому

      12:31

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 роки тому +4

      My dad has that shirt and it is amazing when people don't get it

  • @epikoof
    @epikoof Рік тому +31

    9:21 the energy in that "you *WHAT*:

  • @dutchglorius
    @dutchglorius 3 роки тому +110

    jack, you actually made me face palm at 43:02 no the reverse can be there, the place of the numbers, those are in the wrong place.

    • @frozenpasta1314
      @frozenpasta1314 3 роки тому +16

      This was the comment I had been looking for to make sure not to make a duplicate. Glad someone else facepalmed to what he said. The sixth gear comment made me raise a brow too haha

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming 2 роки тому +3

      Yep, was looking for this so I didn't repeat and can 100% confirm placement of reverse as my vehicle has that layout with reverse in the top left and OD(Over Drive, it's a old truck) in bottom right

    • @theothersmith9570
      @theothersmith9570 2 роки тому +1

      To expand on the original comment for anyone who might not be familiar with manuals, including EmKay, reverse and 1st are in the correct position. 2nd would be straight down from 1st, up to 3rd back down to 4th, then back up to 5th and down to 6th.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 2 роки тому

      @@frozenpasta1314 I facepalmed when I first saw it posted years ago and people said 6 speed gearboxes didn't exist. Like... my dad's only luxury purchase was a 306 GTi-6, pretty damn sure there's a 6th gear from all the times I've driven it.

  • @tanjirokamado3403
    @tanjirokamado3403 2 роки тому +47

    28:03 this is actually kind of true. If you get air bubbles in your vein or artery it's called an embolism. the air bubbles can kill you.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +170

    8 subreddit suggestions:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    This is my 363rd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

    • @sophjie9048
      @sophjie9048 3 роки тому +6

      Holy shit u are a madlad, damn it take my like

    • @bruhjacksonton7241
      @bruhjacksonton7241 3 роки тому +4

      @its fine yes, I do know that it’s good to promote muslim, but PLEASE, don’t promote it on UA-cam, some people are sensitive and might send hate comments, again, please don’t promote Islam in youtube.

    • @memehunter2476
      @memehunter2476 3 роки тому +2

      bruj has been doing this for almost a year

    • @Maverick2110
      @Maverick2110 3 роки тому +2

      Two days more and you do it for exactly an entire year. You Sir, belong to r/madlads

    • @Maverick2110
      @Maverick2110 3 роки тому +2

      @Bárt Brokovník Well they'll still be a madlad for fooling each one of us lol, also they happen to be a great geometry dash player, so they automatically belong to r/madlads lmao

  • @Lucas_652-p9m
    @Lucas_652-p9m Рік тому +25

    I wish there was a way to save Damien’s sheer joy when he read “ free rectal photography” 10:20

  • @barrydheil
    @barrydheil 2 роки тому +84

    Jack entirely missed the joke about how the gear shift was in the wrong order, where the only 2 that were correct were first and reverse.

    • @silverwolfgaming4042
      @silverwolfgaming4042 2 роки тому +12

      First, reverse and sixth gear were in the correct order. my car manual transmission goes like this:
      R 1 3 5
      I _I__I__I
      I I I
      2 4 6

    • @gergomarton4260
      @gergomarton4260 2 роки тому +2

      @@silverwolfgaming4042 you are right, but if your car has 5 gears, the reverse goes in the 6th gear spot, or atleast in Europe(my dad has a van like that, thought I’d share)

    • @Strongest_under_heaven
      @Strongest_under_heaven 2 роки тому +6

      @@gergomarton4260 not necessarily, no. It depends on the maker. My car is 5 speed, and the reverse is as shown above. As far as I am aware, most cars from the VW group or at least this era of VW group have this layout.
      VW is of course super popular in Europe...

    • @gergomarton4260
      @gergomarton4260 2 роки тому +1

      @@Strongest_under_heaven i’m sorry I can’t believe how FUCKING DUMB I AM FUCK MY LIFE I HATE MY MEMORY my dad literally has a VW van, and I have a picture of it with the gears visible, and it is like how you say they are. I’m such an idiot lol, but do those cars exist or would it be dumb?(the ones that have gears like how I said they were)

    • @cericat
      @cericat 2 роки тому +1

      @@Strongest_under_heaven yep all about the maker, Porsche and Mazda both have reverse in the first position, it's actually less common for them to be under another gear to avoid accidentally going into reverse while upshifting. Also why it's more common these days for a safety lock of some description to avoid going into reverse at all unless intentional.

  • @Ekitchi0
    @Ekitchi0 3 роки тому +69

    33:26 Rockets don’t go straight up because they would fall back down if they did.
    Usually the goal is to get to an orbit and that requires tangential (horizontal) speed.
    It has nothing to do with the rotation of the earth.

    • @adamreab3899
      @adamreab3899 3 роки тому

      I was going to comment basically the same thing but the rotation of the Earth can be a benefit too if you launch in the same direction as the rotation. Best if done close to the equator for maximum speed which is why the US launches from TX and FL. 🚀

    • @Ekitchi0
      @Ekitchi0 3 роки тому

      @@adamreab3899 indeed, starting at the equator and speeding up in the same direction as the rotation of the earth gives a tangential speed head start of over 1600 km/h.

  • @fluffgalaxy4884
    @fluffgalaxy4884 3 роки тому +135

    Jack, 1 pence difference in this country is like getting a dollar as a child in your country, its really not that much but psychology make you think otherwise

    • @jimoanscrumb
      @jimoanscrumb 3 роки тому +4

      its 100th of a pound, its more like getting a cent in america or 2 australian cent

    • @ItMeSinamenRoll
      @ItMeSinamenRoll 3 роки тому

      More like a penny in America.

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 3 роки тому

      speaking of a small difference, Actually that 39.99 controller was 42.98 to the seller. Taxes are a thing. So technically they're selling it for the same period the paid which they can do lol

  • @bailey33148
    @bailey33148 Рік тому +12

    28:08 he is actually right here, if the air gets into your bloodstream it can cause a massive gap in the bloodstream which cause your heart to stop beating and your body just collapses

  • @jayflanders5576
    @jayflanders5576 3 роки тому +44

    I always had low self esteem because I grew up with special Ed classes but theses people make me feel like a genius.

    • @tentyp2
      @tentyp2 3 роки тому +1

      same

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 роки тому +2

      At least "special education" is still education.
      These people sound like they never went to school.
      I'm surprised they can even read.

    • @maxalon2479
      @maxalon2479 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@theuncalledfor you know who else isn’t able to read
      Gen alpha kids
      mfs don’t even know what state they live in, or even how to engage in a proper conversation, yet they know swear words

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 5 місяців тому +1

      @@maxalon2479
      OK boomer.

    • @bambaloon6769
      @bambaloon6769 5 місяців тому

      @theuncalledfor he’s not wrong

  • @journeylmao
    @journeylmao 3 роки тому +171

    hearing Damien laugh hysterically always just puts a smile on my face

    • @senpio
      @senpio 2 роки тому +1

      Only if it wasnt so forced everytime

  • @hebonky
    @hebonky 2 роки тому +279

    If i'm trans i'd totally be okay with being called a transformer. I get to be called a cyber shapeshifting car.

    • @theautisticalien8364
      @theautisticalien8364 2 роки тому +31

      @Leaf he-him OH MY GOSH LOOK ITS TRANSFORMER lol :D

    • @Katherine_critters
      @Katherine_critters 2 роки тому +7

      You need to be in one of the videos hahaha

    • @AHHHHHHHHHHHH69
      @AHHHHHHHHHHHH69 2 роки тому +7

      As a trans person yes I would love that

    • @thefrendlytoast
      @thefrendlytoast 2 роки тому +10

      @@AHHHHHHHHHHHH69 Hello transformer! How is your day?
      I hope I made you happy 😊

    • @vennaluvsyou
      @vennaluvsyou 2 роки тому

      key word: IF

  • @guyfromthevideos
    @guyfromthevideos Рік тому +8

    Just a little tip, the city ‘Leicester’ at 27:05 is pronounced ‘Lester’. I was born in the exact hospital mentioned in the video and just had to check if I still had mine.

  • @fullflow1453
    @fullflow1453 3 роки тому +21

    33:28 this happens because the rocket needs to not just go up, but sideways to get to orbital velocity. To get to space, go up. To stay in space, go sideways really really fast.

    • @youngchild9294
      @youngchild9294 3 роки тому +1

      I was looking for this comment

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 роки тому +2

      ACTUALLY
      Even rockets that are leaving Earth entirely behind, still go sideways on the way up, because it's cheaper (costs less fuel).

    • @cameronnorris7315
      @cameronnorris7315 2 роки тому +1

      @@theuncalledfor yeah they use gravity to their advantage to slingshot off at the perfect time, damn boffins think their smart or something XD

    • @AnCiEnTx1CE
      @AnCiEnTx1CE 2 роки тому

      I was literally about to comment this

  • @leekuanlewis8926
    @leekuanlewis8926 3 роки тому +12

    0:30 It is 50% more because you take half of 12(6) and add it to 12 which is 18

  • @vitriolicAmaranth
    @vitriolicAmaranth 3 роки тому +157

    "You know she wrote the books, right?" really doesn't apply when it comes to J K Rowling. Her Twitter posts are the best argument I've ever seen for DOTA in literary analysis.

    • @Actually_Alice_Orchid
      @Actually_Alice_Orchid 3 роки тому +4

      Dota the game?

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 3 роки тому +40

      @@Actually_Alice_Orchid DOTA the literary analysis concept. "Death of the Author." It means a work should stand on its own and once it is published, barring reprints, should be free of authorial input. I usually think it's a boneheaded concept pushed by arrogant idiots who want to ply others' hard work to make political points, but then there are people like Rowling who will flagrantly contradict their own hard work to make political points (like saying she never said Hermione was white- she did, actually), associating political points with the work that are entirely unrelated to its content (like her whole TERF thing) and saying shit she (presumably) know sounds dumb as hell for shock value (like that before they had plumbing wizards would just relieve themselves where they stood and disapparate it somewhere). Some of it I can buy (like Dumbledore being gay; I felt he came off as asexual, but I don't know if Rowling even knows or believes there are people who don't want to have sex in general), but I don't think those few minor clarifications would be a huge loss in exchange for ignoring the sheer quantity of utter bullshit she writes about, rather than in, her own books. It's like she regrets writing a new generation's Lord of the Rings because she realised she wanted to be more of a Piers Anthony than a JRR Tolkien.

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 2 роки тому +3

      @@vitriolicAmaranth you could have just said no

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 2 роки тому +23

      @@Maseruxer Yes, but I didn't.

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 2 роки тому +3

      @@vitriolicAmaranth r/madlad?

  • @PaintedLeemons
    @PaintedLeemons 2 роки тому +11

    0:20 50% of 12 is 6 you add 6 to 12 boom 150% so 18oz, They're not wrong

  • @mellowanimations7237
    @mellowanimations7237 3 роки тому +35

    The way he just quietly says “dawg… ptsd”

  • @dougdougw
    @dougdougw 3 роки тому +11

    24:16
    did this guy just say 1056 POUNDS and 99 CENTS??

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 роки тому +15

    0:25 I understand their logic, even if it is wrong.
    50% of 12oz is 6oz. 12oz+6oz=18oz
    Damien is wrong

    • @Kitsunegami
      @Kitsunegami 2 роки тому +1

      tf you mean "even if it is wrong"
      it aint wrong at all, 50% more is equal 1.5x (or 150%) of the amount
      so 12 + 12*0.5 -> (6) = 18

    • @guts60
      @guts60 2 роки тому +4

      @@Kitsunegami I know the math is correct, I mean Damien’s logic. He doesn’t think it is correct XD

  • @AstroEli133
    @AstroEli133 2 роки тому +1

    33:23 The rocket bends because it's going into orbit. If it didn't, the ship would have to keep running to counter gravity even hen it reaches space. It's a myth that you float in space because there's no gravity; the real reason is that you're in orbit. You would have to go very far away from Earth in order to actually not have gravity, and even then there's still an extremely tiny bit.

  • @Akira625
    @Akira625 3 роки тому +4

    3:28 Wherever this is, I bet the Purge alarm goes off at 6pm .

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 3 роки тому +42

    0:34
    The only person in this that deserves a facepalm is op,
    and _not_ the person they're facepalming.
    Because half of 12 is 6, and 12 + 6 is 18.

    • @somedumbaussie3592
      @somedumbaussie3592 3 роки тому +2

      literaly I was bouta comment this exact same thing

    • @gouj
      @gouj 2 роки тому

      ye i commented that same thing

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 роки тому

      The bottle is designed to look like a "50% extra for free!" kinda bottle, but closer examination reveals they're just bragging about a bigger bottle.
      Belongs in r/assholedesign.

    • @Kitsunegami
      @Kitsunegami 2 роки тому

      @@theuncalledfor its designed to show its a larger product, but not specifically "for free"
      but even if it was, its still not facepalm

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 роки тому

      @@Kitsunegami
      No, it looks exactly like the packages that have a temporarily larger amount of content, while keeping the same price as the regular, smaller pack. You have to look closely to see that it's just bigger, without the discount this normally implies.
      There is no reason to use this kind of advertisement to announce a larger pack size.

  • @meowwaffles6040
    @meowwaffles6040 2 роки тому +8

    0:38 That is correct, adding 50% of 12 (6) to 12 is 50% more

  • @Catinacan
    @Catinacan 2 місяці тому +1

    18:48 the D.C trip for me was $500, where it the extra $2,500 dollors coming from.(the 500 is the total for the hotel and transportation, no money was provided by the school or any other entity for the trip)

  • @Wuben.
    @Wuben. 3 роки тому +20

    30:00 me who lives in the Netherlands and thus has spongebob on netflix:
    "Wait you guys are not getting spongebob?"

    • @sirvonaffe4571
      @sirvonaffe4571 3 роки тому

      Got the same thought lol, and im living also somewhere else

    • @alexanderkimpel2603
      @alexanderkimpel2603 Рік тому

      Yeah, i live in germany and why they ain't got no SpongeBob in America?

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 Рік тому +14

    49:02 I love that he used his Ask The Audience lifeline, and 29% of the audience trolled him.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 3 роки тому +12

    "Save yourself from buying a car and buy a $0.01 gaming laptop"
    You didn't even notice the picture shows a _desktop_ gaming PC.

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 Рік тому +7

    24:22 1056 pounds and 99 cents over? I'd better call my bank and ask what currency they're using!

  • @Icalasari
    @Icalasari 3 роки тому +15

    44:16 - Crows are actually intelligent enough that I could see them egging on a raccoon to harass dogs (probably by copying a dog bark to make the raccoon think the dogs are harassing him - Yes, crows can do mimicry)

    • @camrynacecraft
      @camrynacecraft Рік тому

      He also called the raccoon an opossum 😂

  • @Bio-Hazard.MP4
    @Bio-Hazard.MP4 3 роки тому +18

    14:01
    robin: "wow, that's one way to do it my dude, or you could buy a three dollar mask from target and save yourself the trouble"
    me: "just let natural selection do its thing robin"

  • @The.sleepy_swirl
    @The.sleepy_swirl 2 роки тому +7

    1:00 “Just give me the virus link” Lmao- 💀

  • @ZukeWolfTheFurry
    @ZukeWolfTheFurry 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the random cut to- "It is like, 100 degrees in my room so I am sweating my life away, it is, disgusting." Best cut I have ever witnessed. Keep up the good work you guys!

  • @otamatone603
    @otamatone603 2 роки тому +23

    50% more is +50% 50% of 12 is 6 12+50%=18 the math is right

  • @Okay_Screensaver
    @Okay_Screensaver 2 роки тому +24

    Recently found this channel and Damien is quickly becoming my favorite, love this man

  • @SherbertLand
    @SherbertLand 2 роки тому +6

    44:58
    Sometimes I feel like I’m being really babied for no reason, then I feel bad. Then I see people do stuff like this and have someone else help them through it and I feel so much better

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 Рік тому +1

    33:30 "Maybe it's because the Earth's rotating so it's not going to be going straight up." How fast do you think the Earth rotates?
    Rockets go sideways like that because getting to space isn't the hard part. Space is only 100 miles (160 km) away. The hard part is staying there. What goes up must come down, and if you go straight up, you fall straight back down. Rockets go sideways really, really fast so that, by the time they come back down, they've missed the Earth and "down" is in a different direction. This is why orbits exist. The ISS, for instance, is still experiencing about 90% of sea-level gravity, it's just in a constant state of free-fall.

  • @kao_0
    @kao_0 3 роки тому +36

    The mustard one at the first 30 seconds is actually right lol
    cause you have 12+50% of 12 which is 12+6 which equals 18

    • @Ricamros
      @Ricamros 3 роки тому

      THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!! But you're just some duud and I know I'm a moron, so I demand more confirmation

    • @somethingweird134
      @somethingweird134 3 роки тому +3

      @@elenaa8436 delete this

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 3 роки тому +3

      They're facepalming the picture, not the maths.

    • @Ricamros
      @Ricamros 3 роки тому

      @@anawesomepet I hope so, this clearly got lost in translation.

    • @LulfsBloodbag
      @LulfsBloodbag 3 роки тому

      @@anawesomepet Ohhhh I thought it might be that but irony can be hard to tell apart from people being serious with how stupid humans are

  • @sk8r8r
    @sk8r8r Рік тому +16

    as a British person, I love how Damien said “Lee-cester” instead of “Lester” (spelled Leicester) at 27:05 lol

  • @KatietheKreator
    @KatietheKreator 3 роки тому +23

    tbh the crows probably were "egging on" the raccoon
    sounds like something a crow would do

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 роки тому +2

      Those darn, pesky cows!! At least pigs are reliable.

    • @crow8737
      @crow8737 Рік тому

      @@macgyver42563 say that to my face

  • @sait_rainworld
    @sait_rainworld 5 місяців тому +2

    12:31 for anyone not understanding the joke like Damien, extrapolation is defined as "the action of estimating or concluding something by assuming that existing trends will continue or a current method will remain applicable", the joke is that the second type of person is someone who can't extrapolate from incomplete data

  • @heddja
    @heddja 3 роки тому +61

    ok random, but injecting only oxygen straight into veins can actually be dangerous

    • @coppertom6714
      @coppertom6714 3 роки тому +4

      Yea it is, had it once almost died

    • @heddja
      @heddja 3 роки тому +2

      @@coppertom6714 oh man, sorry :/
      i'm always scared it will happen bc i often get meds in iv

    • @coppertom6714
      @coppertom6714 3 роки тому

      @@heddja wanna know how I felt like when it happened?

    • @heddja
      @heddja 3 роки тому

      @@coppertom6714 how did it feel?

    • @coppertom6714
      @coppertom6714 3 роки тому

      @@heddjaI was feeling really bad and in pain

  • @DaBofABC
    @DaBofABC 2 роки тому +8

    06:11 Baltimore Ravens: Our source is that we made it the fuck up.

    • @jessicataylor5246
      @jessicataylor5246 6 місяців тому

      Dude i was going to make that joke screw you :(

  • @sullivanpadfield
    @sullivanpadfield 2 роки тому +4

    27:40 homer the nsc member wasn't angry and did not want her to be fired he was just teaching her proper language for a nasa worker

  • @Lama-mr2uw
    @Lama-mr2uw Рік тому +4

    The rocket one was also like that because it's easier to leave the atmosphere at an angle than when going straight up

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 3 роки тому +15

    “Jathon Derulo” made me laugh way too much!

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 роки тому +15

    22:30 This is obviously a joke question. I’ve encountered dozens of these on Quora.
    But let’s take this question seriously then: obviously it is because the nanomachines fly between the router and the device, carrying internet particles in their microscopic hands :3

  • @SaffiShark
    @SaffiShark 2 роки тому +7

    One of the first EmKay "ALL OF" videos i've actually finished. r/FacePalm is pretty entertaining. Keep it up EmKay!

  • @ninel1995
    @ninel1995 2 місяці тому +2

    23:50 the guy is right. Sure sharks are fish but also some of them are ovoviviparous. Baby sharks hatch from eggs that still are inside the the womb, so great whites actually give birth to fully independent shark pups, it doesn't imply that they are mammals obviously. And it's not that uncommon practice at all, many other fish, snakes, annelids, insects, nematodes, flatworms etc. do the same thing.

    • @-_Nifi_-
      @-_Nifi_- 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah whale sharks give live birth (whale sharks are a species of carpet shark, they’re the biggest fish too and they’re filter feeders they’re so silly I love them)

    • @ninel1995
      @ninel1995 2 місяці тому +1

      @@-_Nifi_- whale sharks, are adorable, but personally prefer basking sharks, their expression is priceless, also they are the dumbest of all sharks, and sharks aren't really smart in general

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 3 роки тому +11

    *Octopus: You eat me, i kiss you...deal.*

  • @antiuttpprimewastaken
    @antiuttpprimewastaken 3 роки тому +20

    Jack: Next we will teach tax evasion (not really)
    Yoshi: Already know how to.

  • @SixfowerVictor
    @SixfowerVictor Рік тому +7

    48:54 petition to make "Llamathrust" into a real unit of measurement

  • @Welshmanshots
    @Welshmanshots 8 місяців тому +1

    My mum has this exact image framed on her wall but what bothers me the most is the image isn't even cropped properly and it has a watermark on it 11:20 which doesn't bother her but what will bother her is when one of the curtains are on the wrong way around so the tag pops out.

  • @michaelgum97
    @michaelgum97 3 роки тому +30

    I did say is in the actual video where Jack went over r/facepalm, but I'll say it again.
    Some people believe that the earth is a giant snow globe, and the firmament is a giant crystal dome.

  • @LordCommanderSpaceAlligator
    @LordCommanderSpaceAlligator 3 роки тому +14

    Glad to know I could block Robyn's front door with a curtain rod and he just thinks its off center 😂😂

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 3 роки тому +6

    10:26
    I mean, it's not wrong, we are, you worked with Lexi too so you now have at least two examples of proof 😂

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 8 місяців тому +1

    26:47 Whoa, that is one trippy image, did not expect it to reflect this much.
    For a second I thought this was a hole in the floor with a dude wearing a bucket on his head standing below the hole on the floor below.
    I guess it's because it's cropped so small, it reflects only stuff not shown elsewhere in the image.

  • @unworthy.potato
    @unworthy.potato 3 роки тому +14

    All of these “best ofs” make me think emkay will end, don’t

    • @PattyWagon69420
      @PattyWagon69420 3 роки тому +1

      I don't think it will, just because they are still doing regular uploads, unlike DeeLee where the last few videos have only been these compilations.

  • @moonman239
    @moonman239 3 роки тому +4

    27:45 Homer later clarified that he had nothing to do with the firing, and possibly had even advocated for her.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Рік тому +4

    18:30 tf my middle (and high, for that matter) have never offered any trip to anywhere on the east coast

  • @user-zx5kl2mm8d
    @user-zx5kl2mm8d 6 місяців тому +1

    9:00 I have a headcannon... their mom was crappy/abusive, so they were glad she was passing

  • @thousandsofrole-plays3060
    @thousandsofrole-plays3060 2 роки тому +5

    27:00 they even had a metal bucket in the background that would’ve helped

  • @aloser5232
    @aloser5232 3 роки тому +6

    10:45 "I CaN'T bELieVe THat dOg HaS wHIte fUr, hE's a sUPrEmAciSt"

  • @jayninja1143
    @jayninja1143 2 роки тому +8

    45:42 I thought my GPU was dying, scared the crap outta me

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Рік тому +1

    1:58 YOU CAN SEE ITS THE SAME HOUSE TOO, ITS IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE FIRST IMAGE

  • @microwavetransformer6378
    @microwavetransformer6378 3 роки тому +4

    23:25 they work by putting high voltage trough something for a short time , then it creates a magnetic feild that instantly has no more current to stay active and there yeets itself as an electromagnetic wave , also you require like 20GHz
    Then you get an atena or a coil , it gets very small voltage you add an amplifier circut and so you get usable info

  • @nintendoboy3605
    @nintendoboy3605 2 роки тому +6

    22:44
    I think maybe this Utah Woman is actually Frisk from Undertale. Maybe she loaded her save file to a point before her husband killed her after her husband killed her.

    • @arthur_philyppis
      @arthur_philyppis Рік тому +1

      i dont like so much this "save sistem" because the characters play with this and its confusing.
      but i love undertale anyways

  • @UrFavPookie2000
    @UrFavPookie2000 Рік тому +4

    Your laugh at the no crime plz sign sounded like a hyena from a Madagascar movie that was unreleased

  • @cricket.wireless
    @cricket.wireless Рік тому +2

    18:14
    My family couldn't afford for me to go, so my mom did like a Facebook thing. It was around when Wednesday got popular. She was crocheting snoods and she did a raffle that was $5 a ticket. She got over like $300 out of it and some of her friends donated money to me directly. One of them gave me 5 $20 bills in a card. I got to keep all the extra money too and i had a lot of fun so yay :)

  • @manchovie3480
    @manchovie3480 3 роки тому +7

    I haven't seen this channel in months and I can remember seeing all of this. I am only like 5 minutes into it but still.

  • @julianmandala6651
    @julianmandala6651 2 роки тому +8

    9:09 Kid: *is dying*
    These people: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jucabnubster
    @jucabnubster 3 роки тому +9

    I was gonna say "Good Robin impression" but then I realized

  • @hadgeron9556
    @hadgeron9556 3 місяці тому +1

    50:13 ok ok hear me out. Many people that need wheelchairs can still walk a bit and use their legs and there are many reasons to use a wheelchair such as orthostatic intolerance. So as stupid as it sounds it can be useful. I know if my conditions ever got to the point where I needed a wheelchair I would kinda like that feature considering I have noodle arms and much stronger legs