Tony performed this bit at a church in Denver and he said the DMV sent him back because he didn’t have a copy of the Declaration of Independence. People in that church were crying laughing when he said that.
Spawn of Greatness Strongly Agreed. Blood work and stool sample. But wait when he said; light Bill and picture of him with the lights on and his BABY shoes my left side went numb. I’m so so DONE 🤣😄💀😂
@@mindhunter8772 Nothing wrong with cursing but a true comic doesn't lean on cursing to make their jokes hit. He curses sometimes but he doesn't over do it. He's just naturally funny and that sets him apart from so many other comics.
That’s straight facts. Got my license at 16 & my Dad had to run back home to grab some more bills cause my permit, ID, birth certificate, social security card, school report card & the electricity bill didn’t convince them I’m really me
He 100% right! Got my license at 16, I'm 50 now at DMV. You would think it gets better by now, still with the long line waiting. All DMV employees with their stuck-up attitude and they're miserable people to deal with cuz they know we need it.
I used to tell people “ you know how they hire DMV staff?, they ask them two questions… would you shoot yo momma and do you love Satan?” They answer yes to both… they’re hired! Lol Hands down the meanest employees in the land.
Seeing Tony up there is like watching highlights from Kobe in his prime: delivery, tempo, timing, everything was on point. We are watching a master at work.
I came to watch this again to get a laugh, but I forgot he mentioned his son in it and hearing him talk about him made me feel a way. We appreciate you brother. God bless you and your family.
Rip to Tony’s son . One of the last natural funny brothas still out here doing his thing .love your kids it’s the only love that’s unconditional and holds value with time. Remember that.
Tony baker is one of the most consistent yet under appreciated comedians I've seen. He can act, and do his own original thing. Google the villain Santiago... he can write too.
He's been out still doing his shows. Even some of his content involves his deceased son. He definitely mourned, and we All mourned with him, but this man's drive is indestructible 🖤always wishing him the best
💯 that happened to me at the MVA 7 years ago. I went on a Saturday and you know those hours are short! I had to go back home and come back again 😡 when I was finally done my wife said I looked like a murderer on my license. Just got the real ID two years ago and a new pic. This dude speaks the TRUTH!
With all the technology we got, DMV does the same shit/ jerks working there. Never in my life going to dmv feeling like you at the emergency hospital to see the doctor. 3 hr guarantee there or come back next day.
He ain't told not ONE single lie!!!! Not one! I am absolutely the person that makes an appointment and looks down at the "peasants" just to still have to wait 😂😂😂 And NOTHING you bring is enough! 1000% accurate.
@4:20 I felt that in my soul !! When I was getting my permit this white dude was my dmv clerk. I just passed the test with flying colors I had every piece of information possible. Looked me straight in the face and said we need the original copy of your birth certificate it cannot be a copy; like what do you need the original piece the doctor touched for that’s 19 years old lol; DMV b doing the most fr.
If I ever want to give my heart a workout, I just go to the DMV! Praying you have all the right paperwork! Standing in the right line! Listening for your number etc etc! So fucking stressful! But this was great, because I’m not there so I can laugh!
At the DMV part homegirl in the audience had a whole crisis of conscience "that's why I aint got no license now! Damn!" That just made my stomach hurt worse. 😂😂😂 this was Hella funny.
Wtf i would hate that lol im coming to the dmv to find out if im in trouble not to get arrested 😂 can you imagine a dmv worker pointing you out "YOOOOOOO WE GOT ANOTHER SUSPENDED LICENSE" 🤣🤣
@@exalted1327 I am laughing so hard imagining the worker yelling that and pointing while a siren goes off overhead and the person is hauled off. That’d be some shit 😂😂
Here's the light bill Here's a picture of me in my kitchen with the light on Here's me hold the newspaper to show my bills are good . Please I just need my registration Please
Tony: “You never have enough paperwork for the dmv”
Lady in audience: “Shiiiddd that’s why I don’t have a license now” 😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
I heard that shit too
That hit the soul for her 😂😂😂
@@Kevinsteelo lmao
I thought this was going to be about DC, Maryland, Virginia tri-state. LOL
Lol me to. I was about to fire off. Lol
Me too! lol
LOL nooooooo
Them Virginia troopers be hiding on the side of mountains and shit.
Me too....I was confused for a second.
“Here’s a picture of me in my kitchen with the light on” 🤣🤣
I pissed myself laughing at this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That part got me too!
Lol
I cried when I heard that!
😭😂
Tony performed this bit at a church in Denver and he said the DMV sent him back because he didn’t have a copy of the Declaration of Independence. People in that church were crying laughing when he said that.
😂 a real signed copy, too
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣💞💕
We need a certified copy of the Emancipation Proclamation. 😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He sooo need a Netflix special
when a woman says shut up at a comedy show like that SHE IS DYING DYING LAUGHING
That painful laugh 😆
I'm glad you didn't say black woman, because that's exactly who says that when there's jokes going on LOL
That's real genuine laughter you can't fake that 🤣🤣
She was 💀💀💀
I screamed🤣
“This is not everything..... We need your blood work and stool sample” 😳😳😳🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
Blood work from 1996
🖕🤣🖕
....if you plz...its not enuff, 🤣🤣🤣 I cried blood when he said that 😭😭
He broke me wit this one 😩😩😂
Spawn of Greatness Strongly Agreed. Blood work and stool sample. But wait when he said; light Bill and picture of him with the lights on and his BABY shoes my left side went numb. I’m so so DONE 🤣😄💀😂
..from 1996😂😂😂
Tony Baker is slept on. He’s so funny
I don't think he's slept on
Anymore.
Hardcore bro.
People Waking Up. Can’t loose with tony forreal. He is Great. No bunch of cursing or offense speech and he Kills Every time. #Priceless
@@Realrap2727 what's wrong with cursing? It's a comedy show, you're suppose to have a great time at a comdedy show...
@@mindhunter8772 Nothing wrong with cursing but a true comic doesn't lean on cursing to make their jokes hit. He curses sometimes but he doesn't over do it. He's just naturally funny and that sets him apart from so many other comics.
No matter what you bring, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!!
Straight facts
Got a passport. That shit's good for EVERYTHING. Highly recommended
@@WouldntULikeToKnow. Facts
That’s straight facts. Got my license at 16 & my Dad had to run back home to grab some more bills cause my permit, ID, birth certificate, social security card, school report card & the electricity bill didn’t convince them I’m really me
💯 Facts ! I hate them MOFOS !
The clerks are calm, but deadly when they say "this is not everything" lol.
I was the person who snapped at the DMV last time I went 🤦🏾♀️😅
😄😄 you had to come back 🤣🤣
“Your snapping was futile. Where did it get you? Back to me.” - DMV Thanos
😂
@@mikelmoon100 😭😭
@@mikelmoon100 💀💀💀💀💀
I can attest to the desperation. You go in there and it don't go right? You won't be back for another 2 years lmaooo. He killed it.
Especially with covid scheduling rn, you miss an appointment thats 60 days minimum 😂😂😂
J. Winston 🗣 MINIMUM
Lol did we not hear this woman say that’s why I ain’t got no license now ?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Yessss I ran that back to check 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yet didn’t she drive?🤔
Jk😂😂
😂😭
“...but I had an appointment..”
I saw the confusion in my mind😆
He literally walked us through the whole dmv experience…Genius💯
YO who heard the lady in the back "Exactly, thats why I aint got a license now!"
Timestamp? Lolol
4:24
The 6 people who disliked work in a DMV probably 🤣
Fact
@@bababire 33 now 💀🤣
Cuz it's all true, they hate it when someone else is right about you👌😌
He 100% right! Got my license at 16, I'm 50 now at DMV. You would think it gets better by now, still with the long line waiting. All DMV employees with their stuck-up attitude and they're miserable people to deal with cuz they know we need it.
Or they’re currently in line.....waiting....
Man he hit this on the head. Everybody be looking shook walking up there to that mean ass teller.
I used to tell people “ you know how they hire DMV staff?, they ask them two questions… would you shoot yo momma and do you love Satan?” They answer yes to both… they’re hired! Lol
Hands down the meanest employees in the land.
@@Heavenzvoice 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Heavenzvoice Wuaaaaaahahhaahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahaa stop it already.. i can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You have to bring snacks to the DMV. Lol..full popeyes two piece dinner up there. The wait time is ridiculous..lol.
I've seen folks roll up to DMV with camping equipment and a portable tv cuz they know it's probably gon' be a sleepover.
🤣🤣 couple chicken sandwiches too
😄😄😄
Bring a night cap bag too...and a snickers cause ya ain't goin nowhere for awhile🤔
Ratchet
Seeing Tony up there is like watching highlights from Kobe in his prime: delivery, tempo, timing, everything was on point. We are watching a master at work.
He's a professional stand-up...in that Redd Foxx vein. Not as rapid fire as Redd was, but just as technically sound.
🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥
Literally!
I came to watch this again to get a laugh, but I forgot he mentioned his son in it and hearing him talk about him made me feel a way. We appreciate you brother. God bless you and your family.
yea, that hit different... especially talking about his son driving
I was so confused by this comment because I had no idea that happened to his son. That’s extremely sad 😞
Omg! I didn’t know. this is heartbreaking. 😢 there are no words.
It’s all true 😅 It sounds like everyone in that crowd had a drink or two 😆 That’s a good time
They also love Tony.
... my birth certificate, my SS card, my baby shoes...😆🤣
This is how good Tony Baker is .....at 3:28 for a second I forgot I was watching standup and actually visualized a dude doing that cuss out lmao
I died at “Excuse me peasants!” “Your grace”...I wish I knew how the video ended....💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂I love him!!!!
That part had me dying laughing 🤣😅
Everything he said was on point. Especially about never bringing all the correct paperwork
The four most destructive words spoken to any man: “This is not everything.”
😭😂 "This is not everything" 😭😂 this shouldn't be so accurate
Wow, that audience was laughing really hard. lol. Great set.
"What you bring is never enough"😭😭😭😭 lol
I always bring extra lol
“This is not everything...we need your blood work from 1996 and a stool sample if you got it “ 😂😂😂😂
Damn hearing the first lines "I got a 19 year old...he driving" got me especially knowing what happened
That one chick was having the time of her life lmao I'm not mad at it 🤣
Rip to Tony’s son . One of the last natural funny brothas still out here doing his thing .love your kids it’s the only love that’s unconditional and holds value with time. Remember that.
The stool sample and blood work killed meee. 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
I could seriously listen to a reel of just that lady laughing her ass off sayin "shut up" on repeat for hours
Same
Every time I approach a stop sign now I always think "I do be stopping, I do be stopping" lmao
Respect REAL comedians! Tony Baker is hilarious!
Hilarious and all facts! The lady in the back ground, “That’s why I don’t have no license now!” LMAO
I'm convinced tony isn't bigger than he is now is because he's exactly where he wants to be. favorite comedian right after Chappelle.
Na, he plugs and markets too hard to be where he wants to be. Hopefully he gets there though.
Tony baker is better than Chappelle imo, Baker has a bigger joke Arsenal.
I think he’s done everything he needs to do and now he just needs a bigger platform. One great special on Netflix and it’s a wrap
@@YoungJustice1997 😒😒😒 you must be crazy
That lady laughed so hard she shouted “shut up” 🤣🤣🤣
the lady in the audience saying “that’s why I don’t have a license now!” is sending me 😩😂😂
Tony baker is one of the most consistent yet under appreciated comedians I've seen. He can act, and do his own original thing. Google the villain Santiago... he can write too.
the first part when he mentions his son is heartbreaking...
I thought the same. He even mentioned him driving. Heartbreaking
He's been out still doing his shows. Even some of his content involves his deceased son. He definitely mourned, and we All mourned with him, but this man's drive is indestructible 🖤always wishing him the best
💯 that happened to me at the MVA 7 years ago. I went on a Saturday and you know those hours are short! I had to go back home and come back again 😡 when I was finally done my wife said I looked like a murderer on my license. Just got the real ID two years ago and a new pic. This dude speaks the TRUTH!
🤣🤣🤣
This is spot on! It’s funny how people live in different parts of the world and go through the same exact things 🤦🏾♂️ 🤣😂🤣
"Thats why I aint got no license now!"
💀💀💀
anyone noticed he dont curse and still kills it?? I love this dude man
Yes it’s crazy he can not curse and kill it
"I do be stopping I do be stopping" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear the lady in the background. "That's why I ain't got no license now" lmaooooo
His animal voice overs are *legendary*. You’re welcome.
Why am I welcome? What did I thank you for?
UA-cam Tony baker voice overs and report back to this post and give your thanks because he is freaking hilarious.
Str8 Facts
I just got back from the DMV last week: it shouldn’t take that much time and effort to simply register a vehicle today.
SHUT UP!
Flat out. There's always some know-it-all fool who wants to throw cold water on something funny. That's why I have an undying hate for hecklers!
I think you miss understood them
With all the technology we got, DMV does the same shit/ jerks working there. Never in my life going to dmv feeling like you at the emergency hospital to see the doctor. 3 hr guarantee there or come back next day.
@@kenlucas7025 did you actually read what I wrote?
“Shiiiddd that’s why I don’t have a license now”
😂😂😂
The lady in the back never heard a DMV joke, I’m crying.
It was funny
It is funny, and she sounds like she literally just left the DMV.
It hit different when you JUST went there 😂
cynthynwill facts cuz this happened to me 2 weeks ago to a T😂😂
Nhaw bro shes a supervisor at a DMV, thats why she's laughing hard AF
Omg I think I peed at my desk. I ain't even embursed though, cuz dude is spot on. A visit to DMV will change your religion.
This joke hit different now after his son passed smh so sad couldn't imagine that feeling
“Here’s a picture of me in the kitchen, with the light ON” 🤣
He ain't told not ONE single lie!!!! Not one!
I am absolutely the person that makes an appointment and looks down at the "peasants" just to still have to wait 😂😂😂
And NOTHING you bring is enough! 1000% accurate.
“Get your filthy hands off me ya walk-in” 😂😂😂😂
holy shit this is a great 5.5 min of standup. this man killed!
He said these are my “baby shoes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 & the crowd is too weak off him, yelling shit out LOL
2:38 - "Even though you got an appt., you still gotta wait" He ain't lying!
Tony Baker is naturally funny...he's gonna be huge
That one lady hollering all the way thru was me rn my poor coffee ☕️ spilled all over me 😂
So dang funny but I’m so sorry for his loss!! We love you Tony!
@4:20 I felt that in my soul !! When I was getting my permit this white dude was my dmv clerk. I just passed the test with flying colors I had every piece of information possible. Looked me straight in the face and said we need the original copy of your birth certificate it cannot be a copy; like what do you need the original piece the doctor touched for that’s 19 years old lol; DMV b doing the most fr.
The lady with no license that kept telling Tony to shut up, is DEFINITELY my spirit animal!!! 🤪🤣 I WANNA BE HER FRIEND SO BAD!!!
If I ever want to give my heart a workout, I just go to the DMV! Praying you have all the right paperwork! Standing in the right line! Listening for your number etc etc! So fucking stressful! But this was great, because I’m not there so I can laugh!
Thank you Tony and Chocolate Sundaes for reminding me to check my license date… it was expired and y’all saved me AND gave me a laugh 🤣🤝
That’s why I’m glad I live in Arizona!
My license don’t expire until I’m 65 yrs old. No joke!
I'm in AZ too! They have pretty good online services too. Took really great care of me during COVID
This shit is too real
Tony Baker is a vibe
“I do be stopping”😂
I’m from South Africa 🇿🇦 and I can relate 💯 on literally everything he said 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
We call it the licensing department.
This is like a turnt-up relative at a family function all-of-a-sudden ranting some relatable truths.
Not blood work and a stool sample LMAO. I’m crying 😭
he had that crowd DYING.. this should have way more views
RIP To his son 🙏🏾💙
Girl said "Thats why I aint got my license now, shit". 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lady in the audience wasn’t playing with the outbursts lol
I’m always the one that’s ends up losing my cool at the DMV. Lol it’s so true.
Tony Baker is so underrated. And no foul language!!!!!
Tony is easily one of the most underrated comedians
Condolences to his family ❤️🙏🏾
Tony muuuuurrrrderrred that bit u hear ppl agreeing, reminiscing, screaming stop, laughin, clapping, everything so true u gotta laugh🤣
The accuracy!😅😅😩
At the DMV part homegirl in the audience had a whole crisis of conscience "that's why I aint got no license now! Damn!" That just made my stomach hurt worse. 😂😂😂 this was Hella funny.
Tony absolutely murdered this set. I had to stop eating my food to finish watching this
"IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!"
*crowd says it along with Tony 😂😂😂😂😂
One of my personal best things that happened during quarantine 2020 was finding out about Tony Baker. Hilarious and brilliant.
Tony be having the most random details in his jokes lol a goblet?? 😂😂
Never seen Tony do a standup, I’ve always enjoyed his voice overs!
He’s hilarious!
I pray he and his family are well. 💜
That's why in Maryland (MVA) They have police at the DMV. They be ready and you bet not have a warrant either!
MZCrayKray, OMG!!! Police at the DMV?? That's stress on top of stress on top of stress!!!
Wtf i would hate that lol im coming to the dmv to find out if im in trouble not to get arrested 😂 can you imagine a dmv worker pointing you out "YOOOOOOO WE GOT ANOTHER SUSPENDED LICENSE" 🤣🤣
Damn...Meeting quotas in the DMV? Sheesh..
@@exalted1327 I am laughing so hard imagining the worker yelling that and pointing while a siren goes off overhead and the person is hauled off. That’d be some shit 😂😂
Not just regular police either but state troopers
Strongest joke was: No matter what you bring, it aint enough. They always send you back from something. Good stuff.
The "goblet" made me dead!! 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here's the light bill
Here's a picture of me in my kitchen with the light on
Here's me hold the newspaper to show my bills are good .
Please
I just need my registration
Please
I lost it at "blood work and stool sample". 🤣🤣😂
Sincerest Condolences 💐 for your son Cerain. 😢
“This is not everything “ LMAO
The DMV is a perfect representation of our state and federal governments
Yes, it’s terrible!
All facts. DMV be having us super nervous 😂😂😂😂! Paper work never enough