[TF2] Joke Weapon Demonstration - Full-Zatoichi

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🔳 Stats
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⚠️NOTE: LOUD!⚠️
+2000% damage bonus
On Kill: Gain 1000+ health
+600% increased melee attack range
+600% increased melee attack radius
+15% chance to kill a Headphone User
All or No Honor: You live by the blade and will DIE with it unless you kill
-100% slower firing speed
-25% slower move speed when deployed
This weapon deploy and holsters 250% slower
No Random Critical Hits
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🔳 Timestamps
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0:00 - Intro
1:20 - Demonstration
3:14 - Gameplay
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Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/Mod...
Model Used: The Half-Zatoichi.
Maps Used: Suijin and 2Fort - In your TF2 maps folder
Music Used:
Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade Station
• kratos theme song main...
#teamfortress2 #tf2 #valve

[@TheFrostlander]

Comically Large Zatoichi

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

yo can i get some health-on-kill?

[@Pedicine]

Is that an Ultrakill reference

[@MCisverygood]

@@UH-60_Blackhawk only a zatoichi-full!

[@Rigsboss]

​@@MCisverygood *Pulls out an comically large zatoichi*

[@ClepticTheIdiot]

It’s not a comically large zatoichi if it’s the FULL zatoichi. This is supposed to be the normal size. God can only imagine a comically large zatoichi.

[@Moshie107]

That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

it's more like a plane's wing at this point

[@bobmckendick7634]

Mmmm clangy

[@shibaknight9548]

Ayyy I get it

[@onefingersins3182]

It was his penis

[@Will029]

Is the reference from berserk?

[@SrPelo]

INUYASHA'S SWORD!! NICE!!

[@ismaelmael8701]

OHH BOY ITS CHRISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSsSs

[@MandomClaus]

no way its the man himself

[@MisterS.]

Hell yeah 💪

[@user-sd6py4sr8t]

UwU daddy please KRISMAAAAAAAAAA me~

[@Greenmansillyguy]

The meme itself

[@cablekibble2942]

Zatoichi means blind warrior. Half- is referring to demo's eyepatch. So the full zatoichi should have all these benefits but lose his sight

[@tappajaav]

Soldier should be wielding zero-Zatoichi, then.

[@asteroidrules]

@@tappajaav It's also referring to the soldier's helmet. Demo has only one eye, soldier can only see with the bottom half of both eyes, ultimately they're both half blind.

[@kaden-sd6vb]

ya learn something new every day on the internet

[@dongjunleejuly13th]

Actually the katana blinds the right side.

[@WrathMilten]

Zatoichi was a blind warrior, it was just his name. I don't know what zato means but ichi means one.

[@Idkwhatiam]

I like how full-zatoichi does a demo taunt kill icon instead of half-zatoichi kill icon.

[@joltz..2042]

I think that's the normal eyeliner kill icon

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@joltz..2042 Eyeliner

[@tappajaav]

@@artemefimov8215 Fortunately demoman is half-immune to eyeliner

[@user-jh5zc4ot8j]

@@joltz..2042 eyeliner

[@mx.sunset]

​​@@joltz..2042eyeliner

[@aftsfm]

3:48 No overheal will save you from a backstab

[@soldiergaming6123]

Your sword may be the most feared and powerful, but it is nothing compared to my $100 butterfly knife!

[@abulletant1147]

​@@soldiergaming6123 (insert 15 ai sounds here) not to mention that backstabs hit your spine, which is connected to your brain, so no overheal will save your brain, it'll only save your body.

[@umka9189]

​@@soldiergaming6123 *turns around*

[@shivertheiguana]

I now want a mode where 1/20 random players get this sworr and everyone else is spys with cloak and daggers

[@chrisbagley7034]

It will actually. The backstab does about 300% of your classes max health. But it doesn’t account for overheal.

[@JeanneHamada]

This "sword" doesn't kill you. It just cuts a rift between time and space that sucks your soul in

[@dibs6462]

It even collapses your entire body and makes it explode

[@maxkelleher5706]

Sounds like Virgil after stealing Neros arm

[@junconglin]

​@@maxkelleher5706what's gonna be overture, the gunslinger?

[@JeanneHamada]

@@dibs6462 spontaneously combustion

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

​@@junconglin imagine Engi with Buster Arm

[@webbergaming1873]

Soldier : Yo ! Demo can i get some blood ?
Demo : Only a sword full
Soldier : Pulls out Full-Zatoichi

[@tortured_ape]

Full zatoichi users when negative zatoichi shows up

[@CRealCreator]

THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

[@webbergaming1873]

@@CRealCreator THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD , THE ONLY ONE LEFT

[@sissyphusprime]

​@@tortured_apeFull zatoichi mfs when they see empty zatoichi mfs

[@arturikartur9955]

"Hey, what ya got there? "
"A knife! "
"No! "

[@sergame567]

There is more

[@VanitasFR]

Isn't that the kid video ?

[@jixag]

@@VanitasFR it is

[@vwos3149]

​@@sergame567 Dear god.

[@m1406ka]

"...I've never seen a soul reaper with such a large zanpakuto"
- Rukia Kuchiki, 2001

[@o_o888]

GETSUGA TENSHOOOOOO!!!!

[@victorfigueroa9385]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought the same thing.

[@MandomClaus]

lmao

[@Katomic-kv5rk]

I was thinking the same thing

[@yukole6245]

BANKAI

[@Tokiko]

Hidden downside: You cannot unequip the weapon from your loadout until you kill with it.

[@ilikethemanmelter]

what if I do anyway?

[@sanfordt.killer5236]

​@@ilikethemanmelter account permaban

[@ilikethemanmelter]

@@sanfordt.killer5236 From tf2 or from steam

[@gladoseon4117]

@@ilikethemanmelteryes

[@Uncoolio]

@@ilikethemanmelter everything

[@MEOWINGRECRUIT]

3:45 Actually made me laugh really hard. 40k health and an insta kill sword and a spy still comes out triumphant.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Deceit, dishonor and from the shadows. Where the Ninja strikes. A samurai weakness.

[@Francois_the_notable]

​@@samuraijackoff5354real

[@rob_boom]

imagine this in VSH where every one will run from that soldier with a FULL-ZATOICHI

[@fcnth]

>equip half zatoichi
>one shot the boss

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

@@fcnth you would need to two shot him

[@CatWithAMatch]

Saxton Hale: You can't defeat me
Half zatoichi: I know, but he can
Full zatoichi: *soldier scream*

[@superplushtiman7ti075]

Feels like a bosses weapon

[@user-nw5bk6mm9f]

Inagine a demoknight with full zatoichi

[@pogobod2128]

Demoman: yo can you butter my toast
Soldier:

[@vonkirkmacrob8814]

Even a backstab won’t save you now
Spy “ not even overheal will help you”3:48
The smallest knife is greater than the biggest

[@Davedave000]

4:44 Soldier: "Stay where you belong, in my memories."
Demoman: "I will never be a memory."

[@dumbass-bh3uj]

we got the full zatochi now where's the entire-bodylander

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

heck, where's the quarter-zatoichi?

[@ignaciogonzalez2929]

​@hi What about the the sixth Zatochi

[@ATModder]

:)

[@RedRanger-ll7hx]

@@ATModder *"Do it"*

[@regalblade8171]

The Horseful Headful Horseman's axe

[@Icu282]

Left click, everyone within 180 degrees of the soldier dies. Good balanced weapon.

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

+Random Crits

[@vencelistce9385]

That's literally just the disciplinary action

[@Linkin-2603]

More balanced than the scorch shot lol

[@OhCrapI_He]

And you gain 1000 overheal for everyone you kill
Also, 69 likes

[@joedingo7022]

@@vencelistce9385 You forget, the Disciplinary Action can hit people above and behind you as well. Nothing quite like counter-backstabbing a spy with a 360-no-scope-whip-crit.

[@Bob-wr4vg]

Props to that one bot spy who managed to land a stab and at least briefly allow the enemy team to walk out of their spawn doors

[@JacobKinsley]

Full honor: if you die more than you get kills with the blade, you cannot respawn for the remainder of the match.

[@woobgamer5210]

*leaves spawn, dies to a crit rocket by a spawn camping soldier medic girlfriend duo, cannot play for the next 10+ minutes*
or
*leaves CTF spawn, dies to a crit rocket by a spawn camping soldier medic girlfriend duo, cannot play forever*

[@Palozon]

That actually adds up to Six Zatoichis by my math.

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

I like that story about Tavish Musashi (demo) going for a duel against Sasaki Doe (soldier).
Soldier bought a Full Zatoichi.
Demo was drunk and forgot his sword, so he used a broken caber, he won.

[@AverageBreastMilkEnjoyer]

Imagine playing MvM with this, or the robots having this.

[@RedReimu]

It looks like a sword that cloud would hold.

[@yocats9974]

3:58 It's glorious... Turn the entire enemy team into a pile of gore

[@soldiergaming6123]

1:40 shit, I got jumpscared

[@FurryEskimo]

I don’t get the joke, this is what a Full Zatoichi really looks like.

[@EEBE64]

He put a whole bunch of half zatoichis together and got a full zatoichi
Becaue 2 halves (or in this case 16) make a whole. That's the joke.

[@prettyradhandle]

@@EEBE64 You did not need to explain it. They clearly got it.

[@svenkrisenberg6684]

@@EEBE64 child, you are the one who didn't get the joke

[@EEBE64]

@@prettyradhandle Yeah, I misread it when I replied to it. I read "is this" and not "this is". Just a minor mistake.

[@wang_.]

This reminds me of karma charger. Miss that guy.

[@soldiergaming6123]

2:50 those poor heavies.

[@MarioMasterCEOofGramerly]

All this needs is for one-winged angel to play at full blast

[@DriverNeku]

Personally, I'd think cloud would be a better fit.

[@zaden9009]

The outro is the perfect representation of friends getting into Final Fantasy 7

[@sebbes333]

1:09 .*Draws sword.... self-decapitates* :P

[@RealEmbii]

Now try the empty-zatoichi
Stats:
100% damage penalty
On kill: lose 50 health
-100% attack range
-100% attack speed
No honor: doesnt heal (100) unless it kills
+25% move speed on wearer while equipped
This weapon deploys and hostlers 200% faster
Model: *F I S T S*

[@bananaspice1967]

Up next: the quarter zatoichi

[@Specoups]

I was not ready for this sound effect. My heart has stopped.

[@RoseSupreme]

I love how the HP gains *STACK,* essentially turning him into a VSH boss. Or beyond that, depending on how many he kills.🤣👌🏿

[@panconqueso53]

This weapon is way too underpowered,needs more buffs

[@grimmthrashr1035]

Random crits?

[@regalblade8171]

Needs to turn backstabs into crits instead of doing 6 times your health

[@meandtheboys9356]

Mans got that Guts Layout

[@user-jh5zc4ot8j]

Half-zatoichi means solder has half blinded eyes cause of helmet. And demoman is one-eyed. So full zatoichi is usable when they have full vision of eyes

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

Shouldn't it be when they're completely blind?

[@user-jh5zc4ot8j]

@@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 oh shet that's fking right

[@JeanneHamada]

@@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 I don't think being blind will prevent you from not killing anyone within 50 mile radius

[@sunnycake7367]

I'm so glad this weapon has some sensible downsides to keep it balanced.

[@Jester4460]

4:51 MEMEORIES BROKEN

[@blackjak4185]

THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

[@misterjersey5460]

I EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

[@tappajaav]

EXTREME BEDTIME STORY

[@moitjae0698]

You should add "-40% screen vision when idle" to the negative stats.

[@ATModder]

Guess that was an oversight on my end...

[@TheCyborgfrog]

"That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."

[@TF2SA]

This how the Half-Zatoichi should have been!

[@ATModder]

🤣

[@level20eevee75]

The full-zatoichi. aka cloud destroyer

[@nuclearexterminator7037]

This is not any Soldier anymore, this is the SOLDIER who fought the one-winged angel.

[@waltv3984]

Love how every time you swing this it sounds like a closet full of wine bottles falling onto a table full of glass cups(that have water in them).

[@Niuskayz]

It's OP as hell and I love it!

[@easygamer4260]

This is more balanced than random crits

[@xigmund6652]

Soldier's Bankai is even stronger than Ichigo's HOLY SHI

[@bruschetta7711]

The thumbnail really hits deep when you are someone that used to watch Karma Charger

[@xmikev1876]

0:38 he didnt lie about that

[@Cleanrotknight456]

This weapon, the hit sound and sound in common had me wheezing on the floor

[@skelorbonor]

Every new quirky weapon release on a custom server:

[@AVeryTinyKitty]

I love that it slows you down, as if that mattered

[@BeaglzRok1]

Melee Heavy in lore: "My blood! He punched out ALL of my blood!"
Melee Heavy in game: "The Heavy is dead!"

[@germansteamlocomotive]

this would be absolutely terrifying on full demoknight

[@dembug8443]

It's over.. The sword has been drawn, there's no coming back now

[@IkeepGrinding]

I love how you had username "Normal swordsman", you actually doing things so people pay attetion, keep going!

[@khateatingcactus]

I love how it sounds like its sneezing as it ruptures your eardrums

[@CamTheWarlock]

I still believe that you should run a server with all your meme weapon concepts, just to see how balanced they’d be in a standard map (not 2fort/Hightower) when fighting other meme weapons.

[@chudds66]

If the buster sword and the masumune had a child:

[@puretestosterone9614]

and the child was raised by the Dragonslayer

[@hexagonned]

this brings back good memories

[@filippohl9097]

The end foreshadowing the ManLander was nice

[@savchenkodmitriy1768]

The Half-Zatoichi actually references the Zatoichi from The Tale of Zatoichi - a blind master swordsman, and the fact that demoman tf2 only has one eye, thus making him a half-zatoichi.

[@VTpier]

And soldier wears a helmet which he wears under his eye so he can barely see

[@4gent69]

I wanna see demoknight with the full zatoichi

[@ShinobiGacha0]

He needs 2 eyes tho

[@SKELETONOFSALT]

That first swing Scared the shit outta me, i was NOT prepared for it to be so loud LOL

[@Mint_P_Cane]

I love the “WHABPM” it does every swing

[@otcho8307]

Okay now lets make the double zatoichi

[@trav4v710]

gotta make the Eyelonger next

[@Ravendjdjdjjd]

damn the new update is looking fire

[@BlarflarkleFace19]

Is that just a distorted+bass boosted zatoichi sound? Because that’s literally the most gnarly sound for a sword I’ve ever heard

[@avatog6113]

2:01 soldier should have died right there

[@lusien3309]

Titan's giant sword be like.

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

Good to know we got the Berserk sound design team to work on this weapon

[@swedishcrowbar4211]

The sound makes it 200 procent better!!!

[@tharxis3803]

2:11 seppuku'd

[@superabobus]

Now some people can say that its weapon for cheaters, until they see negative attributes

[@armosos]

"+15% chance to kill a headphones user"
I can watching this without sounds :v

[@DarkStar-nw8ee]

After all these years, finally...

[@merk-o-frik8394]

Swords in anime be like:

[@james00614]

Zangetsu be like

[@MonoSauseReal]

Can't wait to see the fourth Zatoichi

[@xxxSaiyan228]

"If getting comically large Zatoichi is sure to result the victory, then you will get it"
- Sun Tzu, probably

[@dongjunleejuly13th]

Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a LITTLE more about katana than you do, pal. Because he INVENTED IT!

[@h_0_w_d_e_r]

Your presence on this server is NOTHING, you serve ZERO objectives. You should crit yourself... NOW! 1:47

[@replicantos9747]

Сабля капитана Смолетта би лайк:

[@lorenzoilmagnifico2431]

i never thought i would see collaboration with final fantasy and tf2

[@Spookyhoobster]

I like how you made the classic valve move of making the stats on the weapon inaccurate. Should be 150% chance to kill a headphone user. The sound killed me and vaporized my ashes.

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

I was about to say how absurdly overpowered this weapon is, but then I realized it has no random crits. Pretty balanced weapon ngl

[@WeetZe]

Breaker Blade from terraria

[@flamer3985]

holy mother of over-powered.

[@JazzKazoo0930]

I love that you just can't see anything to your right anymore with this

[@ThatBeePerson]

I fucking LOVE how it just sounds like somebody sneezing, it's got the full AH-CHOO and everything

[@SplatMack]

ok i expected it to be loud but OW MAN HOLY-

[@felixtheodore5643]

The sound is brutal

[@samuelramirez4985]

i could imagine a demo flying through the air holding this giant sword gardening people without even touching the ground

[@GSFigure]

That's one way to influence the meta.

[@lostconstruct1008]

wow didn't expect to see the Falling Sun from Kenshi in TF2 today

[@AML665]

The background audio.... KRATOS FROM THE GOD OF WAR!! U ARE THE NEW KRATOS WITH THE CUSTOM WEAPON IN TF2

[@nuschi550]

That is one hell of a shovel