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  • @TheNoobInBattle
    @TheNoobInBattle Рік тому +21929

    Weighs kilograms
    Fires cartridges
    Costs dollars

  • @cidredwood6170
    @cidredwood6170 9 місяців тому +976

    At 3:33 Medic healing Demo inspires Scout so much he grew his teeth back

  • @FrostyFoxDrake
    @FrostyFoxDrake Рік тому +6976

    “Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.”
    THE ENGINEER HAS SOLVED ENGLISH

  • @zackcool333_5
    @zackcool333_5 2 місяці тому +71

    3:20 the cutest "hold rib :)" followed by heavy screaming

    • @ShimesYiger
      @ShimesYiger Місяць тому +8

      “Awake?”
      “No. :)”
      “Hold rib.”
      “AAAAAAAA-“

    • @IMakeDumbGames
      @IMakeDumbGames Місяць тому +2

      Don’t be baby! Grow back! :)

    • @nicolynxxx
      @nicolynxxx 25 днів тому +4

      hold rib :)

  • @Thornskade
    @Thornskade Рік тому +8113

    "Bad Demo wouldn't be here" had me in tears

  • @TheGlowingBeansGuy
    @TheGlowingBeansGuy Рік тому +6767

    "Fire cartidges. Cost dollars"
    This is going to affect the economy

  • @Dav3y_Games
    @Dav3y_Games Рік тому +7675

    “Awake?”
    “No.”
    “Hold rib.”
    (PAIN)

  • @kys_rghtnw
    @kys_rghtnw 7 місяців тому +192

    1:26 "If you from where I from? You dead."
    Inspiring words from scout

  • @ClaytorYurnero
    @ClaytorYurnero Рік тому +5377

    When I have only a few precious minutes to learn TF2 merc lore.

    • @SparkyCas
      @SparkyCas Рік тому +118

      and it's hilarious, even in the most shortened way.

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato Рік тому +108

      Best part is, you can still get a decent idea of their personalities, even with the videos cut apart like they are.

    • @MadManPhoenix
      @MadManPhoenix Рік тому +25

      You only have 5 mins left to live...

    • @Jeff4theRaid
      @Jeff4theRaid Рік тому +12

      @@MadManPhoenix we only have five minutes left live!

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 Рік тому +1

      @@Jeff4theRaid Sucks for you

  • @grunner7557
    @grunner7557 Рік тому +4258

    Funny how Soldier is the one with the most coherent sentence.
    "Sum Tsu knows more than you. He invented it, and perfected it."

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 Рік тому +326

      Yeah.
      He invented being smarter than you, and perfected being smarter than you.

    • @waandeo7839
      @waandeo7839 Рік тому +136

      Ten seconds later "then farm"

    • @thatredsunburst
      @thatredsunburst Рік тому +53

      "Then 2 of every animal on boat beat everyone"

    • @thewoodpeckers655
      @thewoodpeckers655 Рік тому +26

      I wonder what Subtract Tsu said. 🤔

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Рік тому +10

      Unless Farm

  • @PopcornBunni
    @PopcornBunni Рік тому +633

    The start of the Spy short is great.
    "Spy, In base"
    "SPY IN BASE?"
    "Protect Briefcase."
    "PROTECT BRIEFCASE"
    "Briefcase, safe?"
    "Safe."

  • @blobthecloud7
    @blobthecloud7 8 місяців тому +680

    "How stop new behind?
    Answer?
    Gun
    Don't work?
    More gun."
    Now THIS is poethical.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Рік тому +2269

    "Weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars."
    Every word, true.

    • @nightmareiron4414
      @nightmareiron4414 Рік тому +129

      What good demoman?
      BAD DEMOMAN WOULDN'T BE HERE!

    • @MrDawid06
      @MrDawid06 Рік тому +16

      ​@@nightmareiron4414 Also true

    • @101jir
      @101jir Рік тому +25

      Honestly, could have used that in the original and it would have been in character.

    • @highsoldier420
      @highsoldier420 Рік тому +2

      As always Heavy is honest

    • @wubbinz
      @wubbinz Рік тому

      its the stock, it doesnt cost anything, heavy is lying

  • @CantStopTheA-TrainBaby
    @CantStopTheA-TrainBaby Рік тому +1821

    "Smart boolet."
    "Bad demoman wouldn't be here."
    Best lines.

    • @pandalover932
      @pandalover932 Рік тому +50

      "One wire"
      "One Pitch of Potassium Chloride."
      "One Twitch"
      "CABLOWEE!"

    • @pandalover932
      @pandalover932 Рік тому +42

      "Feelings"
      "Golf Trophy!"

    • @pandalover932
      @pandalover932 Рік тому +22

      "Ahem."
      "Men."

    • @pandalover932
      @pandalover932 Рік тому +18

      "That good."
      "Awake?"
      "No."
      "AUGHASDH"

    • @fireindahole69
      @fireindahole69 Рік тому +20

      anytime animals together ZOO, UNLESS FARM!

  • @officersoulknight6321
    @officersoulknight6321 Рік тому +503

    "People outsmart me. Maybe... Smart Bullet!" *promptly begins shooting*
    -heavy

    • @OnedeC529
      @OnedeC529 Рік тому +1

      I love soul knight

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 Місяць тому +1

      "1 + 1 = 3"
      -Smart bullet

  • @Oiiah_Oiiah
    @Oiiah_Oiiah 9 місяців тому +12

    "Don't be baby. Grow back. *turns to Archimedes* Don't." Medic, Idk, some year?

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv Рік тому +3969

    I think it's funny that Engineer's dialog is still 90% comprehensible.

    • @maybe-ef4ch
      @maybe-ef4ch Рік тому +230

      he's a very concise individual

    • @Stusheep
      @Stusheep Рік тому +244

      He’s an engineer, he solves practical problems

    • @memor22
      @memor22 Рік тому +137

      He isn’t here to do philosophy, he’s an engineer, straight to the point is his job

    • @drcoomerclone3
      @drcoomerclone3 Рік тому +48

      How Stop new Behind

    • @DosSquared
      @DosSquared Рік тому +93

      "The answer? Gun. Don't work? *More* gun."

  • @YazzyTheRogue
    @YazzyTheRogue Рік тому +1329

    "Grass, birds, sun, I hurt" words to live by

  • @youraverageinternetuser8105
    @youraverageinternetuser8105 Рік тому +2371

    Two things i love about it:
    1) You can still understand the context
    2) Subtitles

    • @APS1350
      @APS1350 Рік тому +56

      Just made me rewatch the whole thing with the subtitles on and it was so worth it

    • @Kakartl
      @Kakartl Рік тому +53

      2 thing
      1) You
      2) Sub

    • @yoshifan2334
      @yoshifan2334 Рік тому +25

      “Medicine >:)”

    • @juaniumn
      @juaniumn Рік тому

      ​@@Kakartl
      2
      Y
      S

    • @Bruno_Noobador
      @Bruno_Noobador Рік тому +9

      From the heavy one, the only thing you know is that the gun weighs kilograms, fires cartridges and costs dollars

  • @comac4719
    @comac4719 6 місяців тому +54

    1:44 "feelings? golf trophy."
    god its so true...

  • @CIaayer
    @CIaayer Рік тому +2202

    Heavy: "Doctor! You sure this work?"
    Medic: "haha NO"

  • @phobixthething5692
    @phobixthething5692 Рік тому +2717

    1:41
    “Parents? Not care.”
    Absolute perfection

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah Рік тому +277

      "feelings? Golf trophy."

    • @hxyri
      @hxyri Рік тому +219

      “professionals? standards”

    • @DaRobust1984
      @DaRobust1984 Рік тому +107

      ​@@hxyri Hotel? 2fort

    • @Joker_Kirby
      @Joker_Kirby Рік тому +82

      ​@@hxyri "polite, efficient, kill everyone."

    • @Mr.SM2939OLD
      @Mr.SM2939OLD Рік тому +44

      @@Joker_Kirby “dad, on phone.”

  • @sorachatrukasuwan285
    @sorachatrukasuwan285 Рік тому +2829

    Heavy:DOCTOR YOU SURE THIS WORK
    medic: "HEHE NO"

  • @Florzthegay
    @Florzthegay 8 місяців тому +181

    3:00
    “Skeleton. Missing. Doctor was never again”

  • @Therealcooliuscaesar
    @Therealcooliuscaesar Рік тому +1550

    Heavy - “You sure this work?”
    Medic - “No”

    • @BrickObject
      @BrickObject 10 місяців тому +75

      "patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again. Anyway... i lost medical license"
      -medick

    • @jamesdanon663
      @jamesdanon663 10 місяців тому +16

      "NO filthy birds. now most hearts couldn't stand voltage" -medic

    • @Alpacamanthegoat
      @Alpacamanthegoat 9 місяців тому +18

      What noise
      Progres

    • @melon_glitch_worker
      @melon_glitch_worker 7 місяців тому +7

      What a table turns! Quickfix doesnt grant invulnerability

    • @johnmmmmmm
      @johnmmmmmm 6 місяців тому +2

      nahhh want his team to lose 😭😭😭

  • @PootisMayo
    @PootisMayo Рік тому +864

    “If victory, then fight.” - Soldier, 2023

    • @gabrielp8660
      @gabrielp8660 Рік тому +82

      Sounds like a programming sentence

    • @PootisMayo
      @PootisMayo Рік тому +8

      @@gabrielp8660 it kinda does

    • @xdarin_
      @xdarin_ Рік тому +92

      {
      if fight.result === victory:
      fight("enemy")
      }

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia Рік тому +16

      ​@@xdarin_ perfect.

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 Рік тому +10

      ​@@gabrielp8660if victory then fight("blue_team") end

  • @sin-t
    @sin-t Рік тому +2254

    “Patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again!”
    The Medic’s lore in a nutshell

  • @BillyBobJoe-p4h
    @BillyBobJoe-p4h 2 місяці тому +5

    1:23 "Grass, birds, sun, I hurt." Had me in tears fr 😭

  • @Dr.hashbrown
    @Dr.hashbrown Рік тому +895

    Heavy: "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE WORK?"
    Medic: No.
    Heavy: AHHHHHH...

  • @james_appreciates
    @james_appreciates Рік тому +5854

    I just realized this is the entire Meet the Team series simplified to Heavy’s level of straightforwardness

    • @OnedeC529
      @OnedeC529 Рік тому +40

      😮

    • @dominicdurkacs8321
      @dominicdurkacs8321 Рік тому +381

      I mean he has a degree in literature, what do you expect?

    • @Kalebdamce
      @Kalebdamce Рік тому +301

      ​@@dominicdurkacs8321Russian literature, he's not very good in terms of English.

    • @Some.gamer116
      @Some.gamer116 Рік тому +223

      @@Kalebdamce A degree in literature is a degree in literature

    • @basically_boring
      @basically_boring Рік тому +158

      @@Some.gamer116 a degree in russian literature is a degree in russian literature

  • @XPalidocious
    @XPalidocious Рік тому +2504

    3:36 “Doctor, you sure this work?”
    “Haha! No.”
    i’m dying

  • @Natascha-thegun
    @Natascha-thegun Місяць тому +20

    0:43 "this built by me :)"

  • @Joe14876
    @Joe14876 9 місяців тому +1260

    "Dont be from boston that shit kills you"
    -Scout

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 8 місяців тому +36

      Can confirm😂

    • @superleosonic2459
      @superleosonic2459 3 місяці тому +31

      " I'm nature. " " If you from, where I'm from? You dead. "
      I'M DEAD ALREADY 💀

    • @BOT_CORP
      @BOT_CORP 2 місяці тому +5

      @@superleosonic2459there may be the possibility that you may be from Boston

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 Рік тому +1654

    "Grass, birds, sun, I hurt." One of the most inspirational Scout quotes I've ever heard

    • @invurret9533
      @invurret9533 Рік тому +27

      "Sun tzu said that!"

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 Рік тому +51

      "I'm nature."

    • @Iyco.
      @Iyco. Рік тому +1

      You from where i from you're dead!

    • @jetconnordude
      @jetconnordude Рік тому +23

      “basically big deal”

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 Рік тому +5

      E N G I N E E R G A M I N G

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 Рік тому +2206

    1:45 I like how Sniper made an analogy…
    “Feelings: Golf Trophy :: Professionals: Standards”

  • @voicelessscooby
    @voicelessscooby 2 місяці тому +12

    "Anytime animals together ZOO"
    "Unless FARM"
    Words to live by

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 Рік тому +1422

    3:36
    I’ll admit the “HAHA NO!” Makes this MUCH funnier

  • @BaraAlshaer
    @BaraAlshaer 10 місяців тому +555

    2:12 ''Ahem, men''
    I agree with spy on that

    • @T128Productions
      @T128Productions 6 місяців тому +27

      2:14

    • @swirlymaximumgaming3033
      @swirlymaximumgaming3033 6 місяців тому +14

      Spoi: Briefcase safe?
      Soldgia: Safe.
      Spoi: Tell me, anyone kil spy?

    • @theVERYrealriot
      @theVERYrealriot 6 місяців тому

      @@swirlymaximumgaming3033no? Problem

    • @TheZooCrew24-kkk
      @TheZooCrew24-kkk 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@swirlymaximumgaming3033
      Spoi: No?... Problem...
      Saulti: Big Problem, Kill Spies!!

    • @SmilotortoliniYT
      @SmilotortoliniYT 5 місяців тому

      Saulti: scumbags, like you

  • @briandavidgilbertclips7223
    @briandavidgilbertclips7223 Рік тому +1274

    The attention to detail that Meet the Heavy takes exactly 12 seconds is staggering

    • @jakey6274
      @jakey6274 Рік тому +60

      It's actually even shorter at 11 seconds

    • @mohammedmushtaq9151
      @mohammedmushtaq9151 Рік тому +51

      "Weighs kilograms"
      "Fire cartridges"
      "Cost dollars"
      0:3

    • @EccentricDrDino
      @EccentricDrDino Рік тому +1

      Why is that detail

    • @HueManatee
      @HueManatee Рік тому +57

      @@EccentricDrDinoit costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds

    • @EccentricDrDino
      @EccentricDrDino Рік тому +1

      @@HueManatee oh

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 8 місяців тому +4

    “Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
    -Kevin Malone

  • @sgregory0753
    @sgregory0753 Рік тому +341

    TF2 but everyone is short on time, so they speak in short sentences:

  • @crash2262
    @crash2262 Рік тому +879

    "You killed them, not me" is actually a solid line

  • @hadleybates6153
    @hadleybates6153 Рік тому +636

    2:22 "You kill them, not me" basically summarises the whole meet the spy trailer

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 11 місяців тому +25

      blu spy: *dies anyways*

    • @Devorms
      @Devorms 10 місяців тому +4

      or just tf2 in general

    • @Trafficallity
      @Trafficallity 8 місяців тому +3

      You kill enemy, not team

    • @EngineerJohn883
      @EngineerJohn883 6 місяців тому

      Lmao he literally just hands him the knife saying that

  • @its_weird0
    @its_weird0 Рік тому +1621

    1:44
    "Feelings?"
    "Golf trophy."
    Very accurate and meaningful quote that says alot about our society.

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 Рік тому +168

      "Professionals?"
      "Standards."

    • @AroShadeWeaver
      @AroShadeWeaver Рік тому +173

      ​@@Mordecai02
      1. Polite
      2. Efficient
      3. *_Kill Everyone_*

    • @neonal18
      @neonal18 Рік тому +65

      @@Mordecai02
      "Hotel?"
      "Trivago."

    • @coolioman9073
      @coolioman9073 Рік тому +9

      no@@neonal18

    • @majoras_swag2
      @majoras_swag2 Рік тому

      yes >:) @@coolioman9073

  • @EngineerRiff
    @EngineerRiff Рік тому +595

    2:30 If you turn in the subtitles, when spy says ‘porn’, the subtitles say ‘fun bedroom activities’

    • @TheAussieREX
      @TheAussieREX Рік тому +26

      Subtitles!? *pog*

    • @cinderare
      @cinderare Рік тому +7

      ​@@TheAussieREXyou use english auto generated?

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah Рік тому +16

      @@cinderare these are not auto generated,someone made them

    • @cinderare
      @cinderare Рік тому +7

      @@foodaah I know, porn pog sounds like a same, someone made them it will say fun bedroom activities

    • @SuperNekitBros
      @SuperNekitBros Рік тому +2

      hahah, haha, hah, haha, "fun"

  • @wrymhole
    @wrymhole Рік тому +454

    "Feelings? Golf trophy. Profesionals? Standards."
    Wise words sniper

  • @HitachiTRQ-225
    @HitachiTRQ-225 8 місяців тому +6

    2:17 „tell me, anyone kill spy though?… bruh“
    -spy tf2

  • @mistymeadow125
    @mistymeadow125 10 місяців тому +231

    0:38 "awnser gun, don't work? More gun" wise words engi

  • @eggsYT
    @eggsYT 11 місяців тому +641

    1:23 “grass, birds, sun, I hurt, nature” how straight forward scout.

    • @BURNERFUNACE
      @BURNERFUNACE 10 місяців тому +44

      "if u from, where im from? you ded..."

    • @VeeTheTelevisi0nLovePc
      @VeeTheTelevisi0nLovePc 9 місяців тому

      ​@@BURNERFUNACEWOOOO-

    • @MidnightOSC
      @MidnightOSC 8 місяців тому +9

      @@BURNERFUNACEWOO!

    • @cubinel
      @cubinel 7 місяців тому +3

      @@MidnightOSC *boom*

    • @quintonio7
      @quintonio7 5 місяців тому +4

      No, he said Grass? Bird? Sun? I hurt *B O I N K !*

  • @OogaBoogaman7
    @OogaBoogaman7 Рік тому +121

    “Sniper good. No go hungry”
    He said that like a caveman

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah Рік тому +16

      an Australian caveman

    • @drakerose3789
      @drakerose3789 Рік тому +5

      ​@@foodaahso just an Australian

    • @art_30
      @art_30 Рік тому

      ​@@drakerose3789dont u think thats offensive.

  • @CarlosBoss2009
    @CarlosBoss2009 27 днів тому +4

    0:06 Who touch gun!?
    -Heavy

  • @joeywang4638
    @joeywang4638 Рік тому +605

    I like how it still contains all the important points in the original videos when you compare them side by side

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 Рік тому +8

      This is truly an effective and engaging demonstration of a proper conclusion. Bravo, Gabe!

    • @communisthitler666
      @communisthitler666 Рік тому +2

      *smart boolet*

    • @CesarBendy1
      @CesarBendy1 Рік тому

      ​@@communisthitler666 feelings golf trophy

  • @frutigeraeroisthegoat
    @frutigeraeroisthegoat Рік тому +132

    "what now?"
    "now, medicine"
    beautiful

  • @EvoSwatch
    @EvoSwatch Рік тому +746

    0:47 "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here." Truly inspirational demoman.

  • @themediberd8391
    @themediberd8391 6 місяців тому +15

    "Im engineer, i solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical."
    "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here!"
    Genious. Both of 'em perfectly summed up and well explained.

  • @Joe_Real
    @Joe_Real Рік тому +2464

    "Meet team"
    Duration 4:18
    Transcript:
    Meet the heavy titlecard plays
    I heavy weapon
    Weighs kilograms, Fires cartridges, Costs dollars
    HAH
    WHO TOUCH GUN?
    people outsmart me maybe *sniff*
    Smart bullet
    AAAAAAAAA
    *outro plays*
    A *Bang*
    *bang*
    POW *Bang*
    *Meet the Soldier titlecard plays*
    If Victory then fight!
    Sun tzu knows more than you
    He invented It and perfected it
    No best him in ring of honour
    AAAAAAAA
    *shotgun firing*
    Then two of every animal on boat! Then beat every one
    *rocket jumping*
    *CLANG*
    hehehe
    Then everytime animals together ZOO!
    *Outro plays*
    UNLESS FARM!
    *Meet the engineer titlecard plays*
    Hey I'm engineer!
    I solve problem
    Not philosophy
    Solve Practical.
    *drinks*
    How stop new behind?
    Answer
    gun.
    Dont work?
    more gun.
    This built by me you hope not pointed at you!
    *outro plays*
    *Meet the demoman titlecard plays*
    What good demoman? Bad demoman WOULDNT BE HERE.
    AYEEEEEEEEE
    One wire pinch of potassium chloride TWITCH KABLOOEH
    Aye, I'm cyclops
    ■■■■■■■■■
    So! Prancin' Waitin' AAAAAR
    There gonna glue you in Hell!
    *outro plays*
    *scout gets hit by a fuckin train*
    *Meet the scout titlecard plays*
    Uhm, where to start?
    Do you know who your talkin' to?
    Yo- Any idea who I am?
    AAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAA
    Basically big deal.
    AAAAAAAAA
    Beautiful.
    AAAA
    Listening? k
    Grass, birds, sun I hurt
    BOINK
    Im nature
    BONK
    If You from where I'm from you dead!
    WOOOO-
    *outro plays*
    boom
    *Meet the Sniper titlecard plays*
    Sniping good
    Challenging
    Outdoors
    Guarantee not hungry
    End of day someone wants someone dead.
    Not a crazed gunman assasin.
    Difference? One job other sickness
    Parents? Not care
    Saw me? Yes!
    Feelings? G O L F T R O P H Y
    Professionals? standards
    Polite
    Efficient
    Kill everyone.
    *outro plays*
    Dad! Mum phone.
    *f r i d g e*
    *Meet the sandvich titlecard plays*
    There he is!
    Stop that is order!
    He's getting away!
    DO NOT
    Dont-
    DO NOT
    *heavy picks up sandvich*
    Oh hell-
    Now just calm down here you....
    OH MY GOD
    AHAHAHAH
    HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD
    YOU BREAKING MY SPINE?!
    AAAAAAAAH
    *outro plays*
    nom
    Spy in base!
    Spy in base?!
    Protect briefcase!
    Protect briefcase!
    Yo a little help?
    1 Uhh
    INCOMII-
    Still here!
    *ahem* men.
    *Meet the spy titlecard plays*
    Briefcase safe?
    Safe
    Tell me, anyone kill spy?
    No? problem.
    Big problem, I kill spys scumbags like you! Ow..
    You kill them not me
    Nothing like man In building!
    You president of fanclub?
    No, your mother!
    Now he fuck us!
    Listen or porn be second worst thing.
    Spy already breach defenses
    Sentry!
    See colleagues!
    ehhh
    GYAH
    AAAAAAAA
    And worst could be one of us....
    aUs
    Ouugh
    Could be you, me even-
    *shotgun firing*
    It obvious he spy!
    Watch he'll turn red.
    See no that's blood.
    Still problem?
    Big problem.
    Find spy.
    Behind you.
    *outro plays*
    *french*
    Move!
    WOAH WHO THE-
    medic.
    *Meet the medic titlecard plays*
    Patient woke up, Skelton missing doctor was never again.
    HAH HAH
    Anyway i lost medi licence.
    NO filthy bird.
    Now most hearts couldn't stand voltage.
    But i- *wet pop*
    What noise?
    Progress.
    Perfect.
    Kill- later
    Go. Come on...
    *maniacal laughter*
    That good.
    Awake?
    No.
    Hold rib :)
    *PAIN*
    Don't be baby, Grow back.
    Don't.
    What now?
    Now?
    Medicine.
    MEDIIII-
    OH YEAH!
    DOKTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WORK?!
    HAHA NO!
    AAAAAAAAAA
    AHAHA
    BULLETPROOF!
    *outro plays*
    Oh man, this hurts!
    FREE
    *Meet the pyro titlecard plays*
    But, thing. Scares me.
    I ain't talkin' about freak.
    Not here is he?
    How do I get thing off???
    Shudder imagine what thoughts lie behind mask.
    Dreams of cruelty.
    *muffled laughter*
    *muffled AAAAAAAA*
    AAAAAAAUGH
    *scout fucking dies again*
    No- AAAAAUGH
    *muffled come on*
    BURNIN'
    AAAAAAA
    HELP!
    EEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHH
    *outro plays*
    *SNORT*
    Context: I made a comment quoting a line in the video I thought was funny, specifically the part where heavy asks the medic asks if he is sure this will work and the medic responds with "HAHA NO". The comment got 1.3k likes I 3 days so I said, giv me 1.5k and I'll make a Transcript for the video, it reached 1.5k in 3 hours.
    This took me around an hour to write out I hope this is what you were expecting!

  • @dudewithbasicpfp2439
    @dudewithbasicpfp2439 Рік тому +1739

    I can't stop rewatching 3:20 , the "hold rib :)" fucking kills me

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 Рік тому +188

      -Now?
      -Medicine.

    • @Non-vegen
      @Non-vegen Рік тому +50

      It shouldn't be that funny

    • @hidethesink1
      @hidethesink1 Рік тому +136

      -DOCTOR, YOU SURE THIS WORK??
      -Hah hah NO!

    • @feralmonarch
      @feralmonarch Рік тому +81

      “medicine >:)”

    • @greenpizza2819
      @greenpizza2819 Рік тому +41

      ​@@hidethesink1the tone makes it 600x funnier

  • @raynbow3000
    @raynbow3000 Рік тому +226

    "No. Your mother." My favorite line.

  • @azuwithdualr_s
    @azuwithdualr_s Місяць тому +2

    1:24 “I’m nature.” Proceeds to fucking manhandle Heavy

  • @Oompaloompa-yb9bg
    @Oompaloompa-yb9bg Рік тому +485

    So Scout is:
    - Big deal
    - Beautiful
    - He hurts
    - Nature
    - From a place where you would have died
    Accurate description ngl

  • @Mr.Taco1111
    @Mr.Taco1111 Рік тому +332

    "HAHAHA, I AM BOOLET-" is such a missed opportunity during meet the medic

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon Рік тому +590

    Honestly heavy's version feels very in character, like he's been asked to introduce him self and has done this thousand times so he makes it quick

    • @thorclarke8600
      @thorclarke8600 Рік тому +38

      "I explain 10,234 times before, I make quick" -Heavy probably

    • @wingidon
      @wingidon Рік тому +24

      I Heavy - Weapon weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars- HAH- WHO TOUCH GUN?! People outsmart me. Maybe. Smart boolet. AAAAAAAA
      Yep, seems about right.

    • @Kakartl
      @Kakartl Рік тому +2

      Heavy character asked self done thousand make quick

  • @FragInDaSoup
    @FragInDaSoup 9 днів тому +1

    2:22 the pro spy to the f2p scout whenever there is a heavy and pyro guarding the intel.

  • @V2GAMINGBRUH
    @V2GAMINGBRUH Рік тому +641

    "HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD"

  • @gaminggunster
    @gaminggunster Рік тому +637

    3:19
    Awake? No.
    Hold rib :)
    AAAUAUGH

  • @jdsolidus
    @jdsolidus Рік тому +154

    "Polite. Efficient. Kill everyone."
    Straight to the point lmao

  • @Urani_um
    @Urani_um Місяць тому +4

    2:31 "Listen, or fun bedroom activities be second worst thing."
    very nice subtitles

  • @201xbro
    @201xbro Рік тому +345

    3:27 Medicine >:)

  • @DominikNye1
    @DominikNye1 Рік тому +328

    “Hey, I’m engineer. Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.” Wiser words have never been spoken

    • @koteyka_morgan
      @koteyka_morgan 2 місяці тому +1

      "Answer: gun. No work? More gun"

  • @Spike-lw1te
    @Spike-lw1te Рік тому +767

    I like how on 3:13 spy just says kill and medic cuts him off, wich implies this isn't the first time spy was begging for death

    • @user-qj4px6ob4y
      @user-qj4px6ob4y Рік тому +78

      Imagine getting your head blown off with a shotgun but you are now in a fridge as your head being the only thing that remains.
      This is normal in TF2.

    • @isakandre
      @isakandre Рік тому +43

      @@user-qj4px6ob4ysorry to be THAT guy but… in the early prototype meet the medic animations, medic cuts off a blu spy’s head with the bonesaw and puts it on a machine. Also making Über-charging a thing by accidentally mixing stuff ( I think it was jarate heavy’s sanvich mostly blood) and made medi-guns heal fluid. And the current Meet the Medic, the animators decided to add blu spy’s head as a hidden detail. And in the early animations, blu spy’s head screams KILL ME! While medic is shooting it with a gun figuring out that the spy’s head became Überd and experimented with it and made Über charge

    • @isakandre
      @isakandre Рік тому

      @@user-qj4px6ob4yif you need any proof, i can link it to you 👍

    • @AlwaysAFKUser
      @AlwaysAFKUser Рік тому +10

      ​@@isakandresorry to be that guy but NEERD 🤓

    • @isakandre
      @isakandre Рік тому +14

      @@AlwaysAFKUser 🤓

  • @GunGuntheking
    @GunGuntheking Місяць тому +1

    “Grass, birds, sun, I hurt. I’m nature”

  • @CrashIsHuge
    @CrashIsHuge Рік тому +909

    It's literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this, they're all perfect.

    • @idkman38281
      @idkman38281 Рік тому +49

      The one that's on top is scout "you from where I from you dead"

    • @brunorios6297
      @brunorios6297 Рік тому +51

      Heavy: Doctor! You sure this work?!
      Medic: HahaNO
      Heavy: AAAAAAA-

    • @chur4
      @chur4 Рік тому +23

      "No. Your mother"

    • @Asillyidiot
      @Asillyidiot Рік тому +31

      "Gun."
      "Don't work?"
      "More gun."

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 Рік тому +11

      You? Kill them? Not me, Nothing like Man in Building

  • @Thedailybrick321
    @Thedailybrick321 Рік тому +181

    "Bad Demoman wouldn't be here" idk why but I cracked up

  • @Alex_Fishman
    @Alex_Fishman Рік тому +600

    1:44 "Feelings? *Golf trophy"*
    Ah, I see why Sniper is one of the youngest mercs. Gen Z humor is with him all the way.

    • @Mercenary12577
      @Mercenary12577 Рік тому +5

      Yeah

    • @itsprofessorvoid
      @itsprofessorvoid Рік тому +13

      how do we tell him

    • @Mercenary12577
      @Mercenary12577 Рік тому +20

      @@itsprofessorvoid yep he doesn't know what years does the tf2 events take place

    • @sayyoanmahadhevan1569
      @sayyoanmahadhevan1569 Рік тому +27

      @@Mercenary12577 they probably do know its not present day, its just a joke

    • @placeintheworldfadesaway5800
      @placeintheworldfadesaway5800 Рік тому +14

      @@Mercenary12577 *joke*
      /dʒəʊk/
      _noun_
      a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
      "she was in a mood to tell jokes"
      _verb_
      make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
      "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"

  • @nova86386
    @nova86386 3 місяці тому +3

    1:23 "grass,birds,sun,i hurt" truly scared the fuck out of me

  • @EventideEcho
    @EventideEcho Рік тому +486

    1:42 The random horns blaring in sniper's section got me dead 💀

  • @Napkin_story
    @Napkin_story Рік тому +323

    1:45 i can confirm he did say words.
    -feelings
    -golf trophy
    -professionals
    -standards
    -polite
    -efficient
    -kill everyone
    those are words :)

  • @SharkStudioOfficial
    @SharkStudioOfficial Рік тому +254

    Smart bullet

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle Рік тому +553

    2:02 That perfectly cut off scream makes it even funnier.

  • @CalebTibster
    @CalebTibster Рік тому +381

    Meet the Pyro is still somehow just as terrifying as before. Bravo!

  • @Anarqism
    @Anarqism Рік тому +6531

    gay

    • @dogzilla359
      @dogzilla359 Рік тому +664

      He’s nature

    • @nepi7847
      @nepi7847 Рік тому +424

      if you from where he form you dead

    • @admiralAlfonso9001
      @admiralAlfonso9001 Рік тому +127

      1:23

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +141

      Eats sandwich and refuse to elaborate further

    • @theRealmcMoonBall
      @theRealmcMoonBall Рік тому +101

      That, or he happens to be hurting while speaking of the sun, grass, and trees.

  • @alejo_slepping
    @alejo_slepping 3 місяці тому +2

    "doctor,you sure this work!? , no" *I love how simple yet funny it is*

  • @Ginkami
    @Ginkami Рік тому +170

    This is perfect for when I get the sudden urge to rewatch meet the team but I don't want to spend 30 minutes doing it

  • @lennonhogrefe4373
    @lennonhogrefe4373 Рік тому +441

    “He punched my blood!” HAS ME DYING
    2:01

    • @Originally_catchy
      @Originally_catchy Рік тому +27

      Imagine heavy punching the scout's blood on the floor he would look like he have the same or a more highter level of schizophrenia as pyro

    • @antsarizona29
      @antsarizona29 Рік тому +8

      I am in so much pain from laughing for two straight minutes at this quote😂😂😂

    • @zakstack
      @zakstack Рік тому +6

      Can confirm I was blood

    • @joshuagorham6486
      @joshuagorham6486 Рік тому +3

      finally a comment about this line

    • @quintonio7
      @quintonio7 5 місяців тому

      YOU BREAKINF MY SPINE, OH!

  • @cheatseychespin2792
    @cheatseychespin2792 Рік тому +430

    0:44 this has never been more threatening considering how nearly every other sentence has been gutted to hell.

    • @hevyguy8192
      @hevyguy8192 Рік тому +48

      "This build by me, you hope, not point it at you

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 Рік тому +6

      It gives me a scare even in this version.

  • @Reavheavy
    @Reavheavy Місяць тому +1

    I love how the meet the team videos have such simple plots, that you can cut out almost 75% of the words, and still understand the video

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules Рік тому +293

    "Oh man, this hurts." It's impressive how you managed to cut so much of the dialog while preserving the mood.

  • @alittledeezer6415
    @alittledeezer6415 Рік тому +238

    I love how despite we simply only meeting team, what they say still makes a bit of sense

  • @thistle_tea
    @thistle_tea Рік тому +91

    - What now?
    - Now? m e d i c i n e

  • @Bean0cean
    @Bean0cean 3 місяці тому +3

    "tha good"
    "awake?"
    "no, hold rib :3"
    "AAAAA"
    The art of storytelling

  • @jendouglas9781
    @jendouglas9781 10 місяців тому +118

    "What noise?"
    "Progress"
    Truly inspirational

  • @sampletext9426
    @sampletext9426 Рік тому +5092

    Yes, this video describes the attention span humans have in 2023 well.

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 Рік тому +118

      Accurate

    • @admiralAlfonso9001
      @admiralAlfonso9001 Рік тому +102

      What did you say

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Рік тому +183

      ​@@admiralAlfonso9001 he said facts
      tiktok ruined people's attention span very greatly
      oh yeah and youtube shorts

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 Рік тому +133

      @@admiralAlfonso9001 Yes, Gen Z people are literally losing their attention span

    • @VoidHxnter
      @VoidHxnter Рік тому +84

      I’m so glad I never made a TikTok account so I can keep my attention span.

  • @Brown-Dude47
    @Brown-Dude47 Рік тому +436

    I simplelly LOVE how it actually doesn't compromise what the dialoges meant originally... excpet some of them, of course. My favorite mess up sentance is 1:23 "Birds, grass, sun, I hurt - nature"; Sudennly, Scout is a richman in 20th century

    • @101jir
      @101jir Рік тому +16

      Or a more self-aware rich man in the 21st century.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 Рік тому +20

      Actually they did get I'm between Hurt and Nature. So literally he says 'I'm Nature'

    • @Brown-Dude47
      @Brown-Dude47 Рік тому +16

      ​@@boxtank5288 So Scout is having a god complex in which his believes is nature itself and doesn't gives a crap about actual nature?

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 Рік тому +6

      @@Brown-Dude47 yeah

    • @dravent2727
      @dravent2727 10 місяців тому +1

      You from where im from you ded

  • @diamondcreepah
    @diamondcreepah 9 місяців тому +1

    Feelings? Golf trophy.
    Professionals? Standards.
    Hotel? Trivago.

  • @overclockofficial6669
    @overclockofficial6669 Рік тому +55

    "Briefcase safe?"
    "Safe :)"
    ~2:16

  • @Exotic_Nothingness
    @Exotic_Nothingness Рік тому +284

    "If victory, then fight!" A truly inspirational quote

    • @itsbazs112
      @itsbazs112 Рік тому

      if victory then {
      fight()
      suntzu.knowledge = knowledge*2
      }

    • @nefrace
      @nefrace 11 місяців тому +2

      Anytime animals together - Zoo!
      Unless farm!

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma Рік тому +238

    3:50 "FREE" -Demonan, 2011

  • @Gust_The_Man
    @Gust_The_Man 5 місяців тому +2

    2:22 "You kill them, not me" , so he knows that the Scout is a spy

  • @hatt3rene
    @hatt3rene Рік тому +122

    The fact that it's still technically comprehensible is amazing

  • @vocoffeecup
    @vocoffeecup Рік тому +166

    0:36 why is the engineer's line so perfectly syncs with the song dagnabbit