The "life support" joke about SEGA 32X remains my favourite piece of writing by AVGN. It's one of those things you don't think of yourself, but when someone else mentions it, you are fascinated by how true it is.
Ya'll ain't tried the V-Smile by Leap Frog, have you? God, those games were crap. Even as a 5 year old I knew they were crap. But I didn't have anything else to play so I willingly tortured myself to get good at those games.
I once wrote an (unfinished) story where the R-Zone was an actual good console with amazing 3D graphics and outstanding VR and it revolutionized the game industry. The story even mentioned Tiger getting their shit together. I wish that was reality...
Most things are better than Watchmojo's lists. They take the most commonly voted ones; they never search between the lines for things that might be even worse.
TheShadowlord90 For one thing, I bet the maker of those W.M.J. lists have never even: - Saw (TV or other visual media) - Listened (Music) - Played (Games) or tried (inventions, contraptions, food, etc.) 90% of the stuff they put on those lists.
Darius French I don't know! I've played a few of their WWF games on the NES and SNES and they weren't that bad. The other games, on the other hand, I'll agree with.
Nah, the R-zone is definitely worse than the LJN Video Art. The LJN Video Art wasn't really a game system, and it was also made 10 years earlier. In the 80's things like that were more excusable. There is no excuse for something like the R-zone existing in the 90's. If it was made in the 70's I'd say they did the best they could with the technology at the time.
2:22 Actually, that is a pretty good idea for developers that wish to implement four players. I know most companies back then did not want to risk it and only had two ports, but that is actually a pretty genius idea to just have a port on top of each controller, though I feel the bottom of it would be better for another port. At least, for the nineties, this was good. It was before wireless became a thing and already allowed the option to have at least eight controllers at the same time. It seems like a cool idea for those "wait, I wanted this after all" moments.
Amir Abudubai That is still buying an extra component, though. If the controller has an additional port, your pal can simply bring his over and you have multiplayer action.
I personally think the Virtual Boy has a solid enough library to not be so deserving of a high entry on this list. It's probably funner than everything on this list, to be honest.
That's actually brilliant to plug in controllers together :D If your buddy is playing too good you can secretly just unplug his controller for a while!
Thank you for being you, James! Your content has become an integral part of every day. If I can't get in at least an episode or two, I get pissy like I'm going through withdrawal. Here's to another 20 years of AVGN!
I remember being a kid going to a parents friends house. He had a Sega 32X. He told me about how crap my SNES was and that he was playing with real graphics.
I got a 3do when the system flopped and my local walmart clearanced the games. For $100 I picked up 20+ games. Yes the graphics were better than other system, by far. I loved my 3do
"Unlike the virtual boy which causes eye strain and headaches within minutes . . . This thing does it immediately." Ah ha ha! I was expecting a good point.
I remember wanting the R Zone so bad when I was a kid... then I got it. And threw it in my closet. God, it was horrible. and I had Batman Forever. hahahahahaha, still remember that shitty excuse for music it played. #1 !!
Something that really grinds my butt is when people say something like the PlayStation is better than Xbox. It's not, but it's not the other way around ether. Both of them have their own pros and cons which balance each other out and doesn't make one superior to the other. There's really no such thing as a perfect console. So if you own a console or a computer long enough, whether you like it or not, you're going to encounter some issues once in a while, and you just have to man up and deal with it!
My Uncharted PS3 works perfectly as everybody I know are on their 3rd-4th Xbox from RROD. Microsoft cut quality corners. Pushed component lifespans to extremes. Not in performance, but cheap heat sinking. Hopefully Microsoft is not excavating old Atari carts to make a hole for the Xbox1.
Kiron Khashnobish Honestly, I'm not trying to defend it. I've run into some problems with it. My point I'm trying to get around is that too many people are being too harsh on it. I've had the XB1 since Christmas last year, It works fine, the games run smoothly and I've yet to have any major problems with it. Do you honestly think that the XB1 is worse than the Virtual Boy? I mean come on! At least the XB1 is in color and you don't have to put face right up to it. I do like the XB1, which is why I'm always ranting at those who think it's garbage. I know you like the PS4, so how would you like it if everyone was saying that the PS4 is garbage? Then I'm sure you would know how I feel. I have nothing against the PS4, and I apologize for what I called it before. And I apologize for being a hypocrite and deleting you're comment, that was mean and stupid of me to do. So, I'm sorry for being a jerk and bothering you so much, I promise that I'm done with that now.
i really like the old videos with the commentary whilst the video is playing (meaning james did the commentary on the mic after the filming was done). i just find it way more funny. i love the anger and frustration too, lol. awesome
Jan Mycek I own alot of CD/DVDs for music, films and games and I've never broken a single one in my life. it's honestly not hard if you look after them and use the cases so saying they "break so easily" isn't really a valid point of criticism.
the google glass at least uses some clever lenses that create the illusion that you're looking at a big screen at some distance in order to alleviate eye strain issues
That's the reason the virtual boy was on a stand...... was not because of a genius not coming up with concept like everyone thinks.... it was to avoid lawsuits lol
He's actually saving her from Bowser... or Koopa or whatever the hell that dragon's name is. I have that exact same toy chest. Got it when I was a kid and still own it. It's up in my attic right now filled with GI Joe, He-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures lol
I always found the Telstar Arcade to be quite cool. It looks like something who belongs on the Star Ship Original series from the 60's. Then again, it might work better as just a piece of prop. ;)
3DO was great for its time. It took years of hating to realize how great it was. And the controller connecting was awesome as well. That way no one needed a stupid four player adapter.
I have a question to everyone. When someone turns on a TV, do you hear it? Like there's usually some sort of sensation that goes on in your ears. I can't really explain it, but I'm hoping someone will know that same sensation.
Yes, i have the same sensation. IT all started when I was 5. I was watching TV, and i heard a thing in my ears that was really irritating throughout the whole day. But now, i just tap my ear (I know it sounds wired) REALLY HARD, BUT NOT TOO HARD, and it goes away. I guess this might help your problem whenever you have it.
you missed out the Gizmondo. Cost 400 US$ and the budget 299 US$ version forced you to watch three adverts PER DAY. Also, a depressing battery life and titles such as "Mama I Want To Mow The Lawn"
***** And I who heard that according to WatchMojo.com, the Gizmondo was made by Tiger Telematics! Wait. Tiger? (No, it is not related to Tiger Electronics in any way.) And please note that Tiger Telematics, that Swedish shit, went bankrupt in 2006.
I just love the thought of some kid screaming in agony at how bad a game console is. Imagine it's Christmas morning, you're nine years old you just woke up with a brand new R-Zone only to find it's actually a modern torture device. Then you can't even tell your parents how bad it is because they spent like $200 on the thing so you have to pretend you like it. The horror!
I think that the R-Zone came from the planet Vegeta. "Hey, Vegeta! What the Scouter say about its ass-fucking, piece of shit while a cow jizzes on it level?" "Nappa, there are no words to describe just how bad this thing really is." "That bad? Not even over 9000?" "It is literally off the charts and gone into a black hole while doing so."
You know, regarding the ESO controller, one possibility is they made it that way for multiplayer. Multiple players tend to spread around the room, and can have trouble with distace due to chord size.
I think forcing criminals to play with a LJN Video Art or an R-Zone would make an effective punishment... though they'd probably be begging for the sweet release of death before long.
I remember when I was a little kid in the video game section of Toys-r-us, the virtual boy was the only console that wasn't being played, and I kept trying to have fun on it while I waited for the kids on the other consoles to finish but I just couldn't get into it as much as I tried.
The only good thing about the 32X is that it had Knuckles Chaotix (Epic Sonic game with beautiful soundtrack) which hasn't even been put on a game collection yet. SEGA! What are you thinking? Re-release that game!
Good video. I only disagree with 3DO. It only bombed because of its price. Good console. Much clearer than Sega CD. They even had the best street fighter 2. The 2 player controller concept was good. Easier to pass around to because the second player wire extends longer.
DJ Deedahx Productions It would had been cool to have 2 ports with this concept. 3DO should get credit trying something new. It wasn't the best. I agree with you. But it wasn't as bad as AVGN said it was. Still a good video.
+Manu2431 The fact that he could watch this video, let alone type this comment is an accomplishment amongst itself. He must've reached the Matrix level of blindness in which he could see everything.
There was one kid on our block whose family owned a 3DO. Needless to say, he came over everyday to play on our Sega Genesis.
Wow I feel bad for him, at least y'all were chill enough to let him play with you.
Did you own a Sega CD or Sega 32X?
I loved the 3do
@@BlackSkul1Bois I had a sega cd, my friend had the sega cd and 32x and sega game gear with the tv tuner.. lucky bastard he was lol
No came on, he had a 3do and wanted to play with a Genesis? Are you kidding me? Jajajajaja
The "life support" joke about SEGA 32X remains my favourite piece of writing by AVGN.
It's one of those things you don't think of yourself, but when someone else mentions it, you are fascinated by how true it is.
The Life Support joke is also SEGA in a nutshell.
Just like how you said it
Agreed
Same here lol
I agree indeed
This top 10 needs an update. That LJN console is now #1. XD
Edit (9/19/2020): V-Smile, Amiga CD32, and HyperScan should be added in.
MrGojira95 LJN video art? Ugh!
Can you even call that thing a video game console?
i think so but it wasn't made to compete with nintendo or sega. it was made to replace television.
Ya'll ain't tried the V-Smile by Leap Frog, have you? God, those games were crap. Even as a 5 year old I knew they were crap. But I didn't have anything else to play so I willingly tortured myself to get good at those games.
#1 should be the neo geo
I once wrote an (unfinished) story where the R-Zone was an actual good console with amazing 3D graphics and outstanding VR and it revolutionized the game industry. The story even mentioned Tiger getting their shit together. I wish that was reality...
Finish it
I am I agree
Princess Sally
You should rewrite that story but it’s either the Game Com or the 3DO.
So rzone fan fiction does exist
Can you link it to us?
1:16 Gets me every time I watch it. "Why don't you use a computer?"
@Jason Groze your mom times
Because *Tiger* never did use them on their games 😂
What if you don't have a computer?
its a early smart phone.
The R zone looks like a scouter from dragon ball z.
It's over 9000!!!
Akeyrtainment damn you beat me to saying it but I'm still gonna add on to it... It's shityness rating is over 9000!!!!!
Which is why you wanna break it like you are Vegeta and it's over 9000.
@@akeyrtainment8507 Don't
Lol they made it possible
7:11 I wonder how painful it was to get that duct tape off.
“It’s like a shitty version of the virtua boy...yes, I said that.”
That is going to have me laughing all day.
"Just look at it! What planet did this thing come from?!"
Love the ending. " And in the commercial, the kids screaming in agony" AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! Brilliant !
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
He sounds like Luke Skywalker when his hand was cut off in Empire
he really was too haha
That part killed me lmfao
I wonder where that kid is today.
10better than watch mojo...
JUDE AHIN so true
JUDE AHIN cuz Avgn has actually tried these console
Most things are better than Watchmojo's lists. They take the most commonly voted ones; they never search between the lines for things that might be even worse.
TheShadowlord90 For one thing, I bet the maker of those W.M.J. lists have never even:
- Saw (TV or other visual media)
- Listened (Music)
- Played (Games)
or tried (inventions, contraptions, food, etc.)
90% of the stuff they put on those lists.
Mojo jojo :D
700$??!!!?!? Thats enough to buy one console and like 20 games
If your talking about the 3do tbe worst part ea made it
error sans No they didn’t
@@inactivecoyote2871 No they didn't
That's why it's real! real piece of shit !
@@smokeyspy it was made by a man who originally founded ea, so they technically made it, but actually didnt
"He's horrified!" 😂 Kid screams, "Ahhhhhh!!!" followed by disintegration🤣🤣👍👍
Over a year later, the Nerd called LJN's Video Art the worst console ever.
Yeah he should make an updated one lol.
Agreed!
Darius French I don't know! I've played a few of their WWF games on the NES and SNES and they weren't that bad. The other games, on the other hand, I'll agree with.
Michael Breen Wait. They made WWF games? They had a license to THAT too???
Yeah! Google it if you want.
Top 4 is now:
4. Virtual Boy
3. HyperScan
2. R-Zone
1. LJN Video Art
Nah, the R-zone is definitely worse than the LJN Video Art. The LJN Video Art wasn't really a game system, and it was also made 10 years earlier. In the 80's things like that were more excusable. There is no excuse for something like the R-zone existing in the 90's. If it was made in the 70's I'd say they did the best they could with the technology at the time.
Akaihiryuu77 I disagree. We had some paint programs on older systems like Atari and even Colecovision.
+Akaihiryuu77 They are CONSOLES non-the-less regardless if they're for gaming or not.
Max Van 't Klooster I kinda disagree. the 3DO had some good games. They were just ported to other consoles.
Darkstar Archangel I actually own a Virtual Boy, they aren't too bad for what everybody says.
The graphics of the game at number 1 just gave me a seizure
yeah me too....
its unbelievable that theres a thing worst than the virtual boy......
Magnum_Koichi Nah, I've recovered from it
They aren't even graphics...they're still images.
The R-zone is 1970's technology. Like all the Tiger games.
"And in the commercial the kid is screaming in agony." "AHAAAAA!" LMFAO 09:57
When you see the Atari 5200 at number 10, you're going to know that these consoles will be bad.
maybe dropping the ac adaptor caused an earth quake in the world upon being dropped
The issue with the 5200 wasn't physical size but lack of backward compatibility. Solved TOO LATE with the 7800
@@IrishCarney and the controllers.
2:22 Actually, that is a pretty good idea for developers that wish to implement four players. I know most companies back then did not want to risk it and only had two ports, but that is actually a pretty genius idea to just have a port on top of each controller, though I feel the bottom of it would be better for another port. At least, for the nineties, this was good. It was before wireless became a thing and already allowed the option to have at least eight controllers at the same time.
It seems like a cool idea for those "wait, I wanted this after all" moments.
But a hub using the exact same tech would have still been better.
Amir Abudubai That is still buying an extra component, though. If the controller has an additional port, your pal can simply bring his over and you have multiplayer action.
RAIN Or the cable could be really long.
@Stefano Pavone you probably pissed off Alot of gamers by saying that.
@Stefano Pavone still
I wish there was more AVGN Clip Collection. Because all of it is enjoyable to relive.
Duct-taped Virtual Boy looks just like today's Oculus etc.
Google Cardboard,Samsung Gear VR etc.
+Serhat İşbakan vive
Nah the Oculus is like having a shoebox glued to your face
No. Its like the Gear VR or HTC Vive
I personally think the Virtual Boy has a solid enough library to not be so deserving of a high entry on this list. It's probably funner than everything on this list, to be honest.
The R-Zone commercial at the end had me dying laughing. Screaming like when you catch your pinky toe on a wall corner!
R zone=Ripoff zone
Nice one!
More like Red Zone.
It IS red, haha.
why didn't i though of it before
+Burn Angel The Red Zone Dead Zone. That is what it also should be called.
NintendoFan69 (Son Goku) But it did not get a redemption.
Hey guys, i just wanted to share i bought an R-ZONE a week ago, at the flea market for 5$.
wasted your money
Do flea markets do refunds?
thats overpriced
Cormbage Now that is sad, calling something you buy at a flea market overpriced.
Michael Breen its even more sad that its true
1:07 "GameCom - Fuck You"
That's actually brilliant to plug in controllers together :D If your buddy is playing too good you can secretly just unplug his controller for a while!
"HEY GUYS! HOW YA DOIN'? IM JUST PLAYING A GAME HERE! 8O"
9:04
3DO wasn't that bad, it was just massively overpriced. The original Need for Speed on 3DO was amazing at the time.
Also mostly bad games or just bad ports
Now the Nerd has played LJN video art, all these consoles can move down a step.
And the HyperScan should be between the Virtual Boy and the R-Zone.
Morbius Fitzgerald its worse than virtual boy but not the rzone. LJN actually seems better than the r-zone
Morbius Fitzgerald He needs to play the Apple Pipin!!!
That's technically more computer than console.
Morbius Fitzgerald I think Tiger consoles (including Wrist Games of course) are missing here.
Thank you for being you, James! Your content has become an integral part of every day. If I can't get in at least an episode or two, I get pissy like I'm going through withdrawal. Here's to another 20 years of AVGN!
I wish this guy was my next door neighbor. He has everything!! I'd even give the shitty counsels a chance lol!!
That's what happened when James met Mike, because Mike had everything.
kebbie hill lol
Same
*console not council
Me too so I can hear “ASS!!!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!” at 3 am
The #1, I can't even imagine that was sold. WTF!
I remember being a kid going to a parents friends house. He had a Sega 32X. He told me about how crap my SNES was and that he was playing with real graphics.
I had forgotten about the R zone. Man I miss 90's advertisements.
At 2.
"What the hell could be worse than the virtual boy?
At 1.
AVGN: Tiger had to copy everything Nintendo did
"That makes more sense......"
I got a 3do when the system flopped and my local walmart clearanced the games. For $100 I picked up 20+ games. Yes the graphics were better than other system, by far. I loved my 3do
@Verum_ Raixe Where is what? My 3do system?
@@SixString_J5 no, the Walmart
@@HOWLWOLF They don't need to give the location
Love it! Please please please make the remixed theme tune available for purchase/download!
1:23 James: WHY DON'T I JUST USE A COMPUTER?!?!
That reaction made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
"Unlike the virtual boy which causes eye strain and headaches within minutes . . . This thing does it immediately." Ah ha ha! I was expecting a good point.
I remember wanting the R Zone so bad when I was a kid... then I got it. And threw it in my closet. God, it was horrible. and I had Batman Forever. hahahahahaha, still remember that shitty excuse for music it played. #1 !!
RIP
Do you still have it?
nothing like sheer regret, huh?
SOMEONE LOOKED AT THAT THING AND SAID IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE RELEASED IN STORES. WERE THEY DUPED??? HOW WAS THIS PUBLISHED??!!???
F
Something that really grinds my butt is when people say something like the PlayStation is better than Xbox. It's not, but it's not the other way around ether. Both of them have their own pros and cons which balance each other out and doesn't make one superior to the other. There's really no such thing as a perfect console. So if you own a console or a computer long enough, whether you like it or not, you're going to encounter some issues once in a while, and you just have to man up and deal with it!
My Uncharted PS3 works perfectly as everybody I know are on their 3rd-4th Xbox from RROD. Microsoft cut quality corners. Pushed component lifespans to extremes. Not in performance, but cheap heat sinking.
Hopefully Microsoft is not excavating old Atari carts to make a hole for the Xbox1.
Sony understood what was necessary to deal with ROHS bullshit.
Hah. Deleting my reasonable comments instead of your hypocritical comment?
Also Side Note: Notice how your the only one defending Xbox one.
Kiron Khashnobish Honestly, I'm not trying to defend it. I've run into some problems with it. My point I'm trying to get around is that too many people are being too harsh on it. I've had the XB1 since Christmas last year, It works fine, the games run smoothly and I've yet to have any major problems with it. Do you honestly think that the XB1 is worse than the Virtual Boy? I mean come on! At least the XB1 is in color and you don't have to put face right up to it. I do like the XB1, which is why I'm always ranting at those who think it's garbage. I know you like the PS4, so how would you like it if everyone was saying that the PS4 is garbage? Then I'm sure you would know how I feel. I have nothing against the PS4, and I apologize for what I called it before. And I apologize for being a hypocrite and deleting you're comment, that was mean and stupid of me to do. So, I'm sorry for being a jerk and bothering you so much, I promise that I'm done with that now.
Burt Rusfield I Forgive you, and I apologize as well. I honestly don't know what to say after reading. But yea. Thank you. :)
Thanks for always cheering me up man!
No matter how bad of a mood I'm in your AVGN videos never fails to make me laugh. So thanks again!
i really like the old videos with the commentary whilst the video is playing (meaning james did the commentary on the mic after the filming was done). i just find it way more funny. i love the anger and frustration too, lol. awesome
When the Atari 5200 is number 10, you know your in for some shit.
Coolest video ever bro!!! you've got yourself a new subscriber!!
kebbie hill Enjoy yourself here.
kebbie hill welcome mate, have fun
Peter Doughty thanks!!
kebbie hill welcome to the nerd family
Justin Jolly thanks!! glad to be here!!
9:16 Nice Knuckles impression
Lmao. i actually have an R zone. It was a terrible present.
Your profile picture sure seems to agree with that sentiment, sure does.
The ARRRRR ZONE
does anyone else miss cartridges?
DerpyMoosePlays yeah ;( 'sniff' wawaaahwaah wahh wahhwaaah WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!? sry cds are not the best they break so easily
Me
***** Similar to the SD's technology though
DerpyMoosePlays Load speed yes, size no.
Jan Mycek I own alot of CD/DVDs for music, films and games and I've never broken a single one in my life. it's honestly not hard if you look after them and use the cases so saying they "break so easily" isn't really a valid point of criticism.
I will never get tired of watching James duct tape the virtual boy to his head.
4:51 That looks badass tbh with you. Original at least. Even the cartridge looks cool.
Man these old american advertisements are so awkward and edgy.
That's the 90's for you.
Czesnek They were bad, so bad.
Check out the Swayzak commercials for Sega Saturn
Czesnek I'm in the 2000s but my grandmother had an old tv that still played 80s and 90s Comercials
Derp Scout THAT'S no good!
I really expected #1 to just be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde again.
But that's not a console...?
Or was that the joke?
Dargonhuman
Yeah, like "what?", this video was about consoles FFS!
if you made this joke knowing it was a review about console this was hillarious. if not then your just a plain idiot
ynotrhyme
I am HILLARIOUS
9:37 Google glass? :-)
the google glass at least uses some clever lenses that create the illusion that you're looking at a big screen at some distance in order to alleviate eye strain issues
more like the scouter meter from the Sayians in DBZ
Omar Alor Over 9000?
I actually owned the R-Zone as a kid. I walked around a park playing it and accidently walked into a bike rack and fell over and broke the screen.
Did your wearing of it also generate wedgies and swirlies?
That's the reason the virtual boy was on a stand...... was not because of a genius not coming up with concept like everyone thinks.... it was to avoid lawsuits lol
@@nowthatsjustducky Wait... people actually gives wedgies at school? Dang, I thought that was just a cartoon trope.
After years and years of console designs to learn from Microsoft goes back to one of our roots for the xbox one design 4:14
4:28 why does it look like Mario is kidnapping the princess on that box there?
He's actually saving her from Bowser... or Koopa or whatever the hell that dragon's name is. I have that exact same toy chest. Got it when I was a kid and still own it. It's up in my attic right now filled with GI Joe, He-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures lol
I always found the Telstar Arcade to be quite cool. It looks like something who belongs on the Star Ship Original series from the 60's. Then again, it might work better as just a piece of prop. ;)
The R-Zone in one sentence: It's the Virtual Boy's deformed, twice removed cousin
4:13 hmm ...XBOX ONE is that you?
No... it’s the Philips CD-i.
@@ZeldaACFan17 woooosh
That’s what I though
Vaki Smithy w oo sh oosh w osh sooh shoo
@@Perc1000 r/whoosh
It's always enjoyable to watch these video lists. :-)
3DO was great for its time. It took years of hating to realize how great it was. And the controller connecting was awesome as well. That way no one needed a stupid four player adapter.
Until the first player begins to lose against the others, and then he unplugs the chain. "Oh, you're going to win?" *pluck* "Not anymore!"
***** And Six Hundred dollars, and the fact the only other good games on it were available on cheaper consoles.
Actually it looks like the most controllers that can connect are two.
CaitSeith Hahaha :-D
I like how the LJN drawing thing isn't here cause it was so bad that it's not even a console.
I have a question to everyone. When someone turns on a TV, do you hear it? Like there's usually some sort of sensation that goes on in your ears. I can't really explain it, but I'm hoping someone will know that same sensation.
Some call it "electricity."
You're gonna need a young priest and an old priest
Same thing happens to me in my school.
When they're going to show a video in those crappy corner-of-the-room TVs. I can hear *Ring* when I come in.
Yes, i have the same sensation. IT all started when I was 5. I was watching TV, and i heard a thing in my ears that was really irritating throughout the whole day. But now, i just tap my ear (I know it sounds wired) REALLY HARD, BUT NOT TOO HARD, and it goes away. I guess this might help your problem whenever you have it.
Good Ship Venus
Made me lol so hard ^^
you missed out the Gizmondo. Cost 400 US$ and the budget 299 US$ version forced you to watch three adverts PER DAY. Also, a depressing battery life and titles such as "Mama I Want To Mow The Lawn"
"Mama I Want To Mow The Lawn"
The fuck?
Still less adverts than UA-cam nowadays.
very true.
Mick 92 But at least UA-cam is free.
***** And I who heard that according to WatchMojo.com, the Gizmondo was made by Tiger Telematics!
Wait. Tiger? (No, it is not related to Tiger Electronics in any way.)
And please note that Tiger Telematics, that Swedish shit, went bankrupt in 2006.
I just love the thought of some kid screaming in agony at how bad a game console is. Imagine it's Christmas morning, you're nine years old you just woke up with a brand new R-Zone only to find it's actually a modern torture device. Then you can't even tell your parents how bad it is because they spent like $200 on the thing so you have to pretend you like it. The horror!
One of the great, original UA-cam game critics. And still one of the only ones I can stand to listen to. Thanks Mr Rolfe! A pleasure as always.
I always thought that the Virtual Boy looked like a barbeque.
XD
9:57 I want you To read the 3 purple boxes.
There should be a fourth one that says "Get me away from it".
+Nana- chan I Agree!
+Nana- chan or "this thing is a inhuman piece of xenomorph shit!"
Lenny Face I think you might be right.
The fking 3 Boxes!
I think that the R-Zone came from the planet Vegeta.
"Hey, Vegeta! What the Scouter say about its ass-fucking, piece of shit while a cow jizzes on it level?"
"Nappa, there are no words to describe just how bad this thing really is."
"That bad? Not even over 9000?"
"It is literally off the charts and gone into a black hole while doing so."
Vegeta what does the scouter say about his po.. 'Vegeta' "FIRE. FIRE. FIRE. FIRE." DAMN IT VEGETA ARE YOU PLAYING TOP GUN AGAIN!?!
***** I feel so sorry for you.
***** I'm hoping that your parents made an honest mistake and that they didn't hate you as a child.
***** XD I'm hoping for the best.
***** haha haha. I can so see this happening and die from laughing my ass off
10:03 The Kid's screaming in Agony! hehe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I found the Xbox One. 4:15
The last one fucking murdered me! oh man AVGN is the best!
Not Jesus f wold you use
Wold?
Not Jesus k
You know, regarding the ESO controller, one possibility is they made it that way for multiplayer. Multiple players tend to spread around the room, and can have trouble with distace due to chord size.
In less than a minute,the Nerd make a better console review than youtubers.
(James is youtuber,The Nerd is the character)
IT'S A FUCKING TOILET
I just took a piss and shit in the toilet (Atari)
CD-I and 32X should have been further up.
Doctor Proteus NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US FOR A PICNIC EYY LUIGI?
Anyone who opposes the death penalty should play some of these consoles themselves. I think it would change their minds.
I think forcing criminals to play with a LJN Video Art or an R-Zone would make an effective punishment... though they'd probably be begging for the sweet release of death before long.
We can't make them play these terrible consoles, even if they deserve it. The Constitution doesn't allow cruel and unusual punishments.
The 3DO isn't that bad. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties was a horrendous mistake on a console that was pretty innovative.
Nah. Death is too good for the worst criminal scum. Make them play these shitty ass games, instead.
Agreed.
"It's (3DX) is on life support!" Had me die laughing!
minor grammer mistake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The R-Zone, aka Google Glass from 500 B.C.
That thumbnail is just perfect.
this guy is hilarious!
Hey, Your not far off, he's made 142 episodes to date to be exact. The latest one was just over 2 weeks ago.
This guy is a living legend
He still makes videos to this day
He should make a series like this
Too bad this is his only video
How about worst handhelds ever?
I had a Micro Vision. Like all Micro Visions it's broken now
I like how he keeps putting on content while he works on the movie
I thought Virtual Boy would be the worst but then came the Number 1 and I was like "Holy shit".
I remember when I was a little kid in the video game section of Toys-r-us, the virtual boy was the only console that wasn't being played, and I kept trying to have fun on it while I waited for the kids on the other consoles to finish but I just couldn't get into it as much as I tried.
The only good thing about the 32X is that it had Knuckles Chaotix (Epic Sonic game with beautiful soundtrack) which hasn't even been put on a game collection yet. SEGA! What are you thinking? Re-release that game!
What about Snatcher for the Sega CD? Pretty snazzy cyberpunk graphic adventure game.
***** The audio on that was bit-crushed to hell and back.
RuthlessKoopa1 i want to play Knuckles Chaotix Remastered on my phone and tablet
RuthlessKoopa1 relax, geeedy.
What about the arcade ports like Space Harrier, After Burner and Virtua Fighter?
I owned 4 out of 10....
Now I'm a convicted felon.
Yikes.. what ones?
Happy thanksgiving james aka nintendo nerd!!
(Un)fun fact: Atari 5200 controllers broke less than day one Xbox 360 broke discs
Only if you moved it while a disk was in the console and the console was on.
Kuno Sandgreen Whats wrong with 360 controllers? They're fine.
They're much better than the original HUGE XBox joypads
and the number 1 is Google Glass!!!
0_-
You read my mind.
Toy Wishlist that's not even a console. what the fuck are you talking about?
The Google Eyelids are worse
Ah, yes. The CDi might have been bad, it was a literal fountain of memes. Faces Of Evil, Wand of Gamelon, Hotel Mario...
The CDI has the best games ever!
Expansions shouldn't count as consoles, as they /need/ the console.
Good video. I only disagree with 3DO. It only bombed because of its price. Good console. Much clearer than Sega CD. They even had the best street fighter 2. The 2 player controller concept was good. Easier to pass around to because the second player wire extends longer.
Uhh, the 3DO wasn't that bad, but why only one controller port? The wire is longer, yes, but eyesight deceives...
DJ Deedahx Productions It would had been cool to have 2 ports with this concept. 3DO should get credit trying something new. It wasn't the best. I agree with you. But it wasn't as bad as AVGN said it was. Still a good video.
Oh man, those Tiger games were the worst.
I'm remember playing a friend's virtual boy. It gave me a headache that eventually turned into the Flu.
Corona boy
Some of these consoles make me wonder: did the assholes who made these even test them out before releasing them?
THE VIRTUAL BOY IS THE BEST CONSOLE EVER(compared to number 1)
+Manu2431
The fact that he could watch this video, let alone type this comment is an accomplishment amongst itself. He must've reached the Matrix level of blindness in which he could see everything.
You guys do you know he meant the R-Zone makes the Virtual Boy look awesome, right?
The Zachvolt i can actually barely watch the AVGN episode anymore because of the virtual boy
+caleb herobrine steve solution is at 7:12
same here
If it wasn't for Tiger, Nintendo would be top of both best and worst consoles of all time.
Can't wait for him to one day review the Ouya and the Soulja Boy Console.
Wow,what a coincidence I waz just thinking about that two days earlier. 😅
I know this was made before the 12 days of Shitmas, but how does the LJN console hold up to this list? meaning would it be on the list?
It'd be number 1, since the Nerd despises LJN immensely. Also, the console is raw shit.
Gunpei Yokoi was a great contributor to the gaming industry, but it is such a shame his career ended with the Virtual Boy.
Well, he did do the Wonderswan.
Holy...I just came here from Huffingtonpost.
James Rolfe, you are officially famous enough to be on a huge news website.
yep... I was like... hey I just saw this.. what's this doing on Huffington post :D
Inflation adjusting would make $700 in 1993 equal to $1,250 in 2020.
.....That is an INSANE amount of money for a console!!