When John asks Natasha if there's anything about the movie where she could say, "I'm glad that happened,"...the perfect response would've been: "It ended."
Omg I feel bad for you guys.... My wife and I watched the first one and it was horrible. No chemistry, horrible acting and bad dialogue. What a fucking pile of shit. People if you really want to see a sexy/kinky movie watch Basic Instinct.
Love the thumbnail. Looks almost like a movie poster for a 50 Shades parady. 50 Shades of Campea. I bet all the guys (and some of the girls 😉) were so jealous of John watching the movie with Wendy and Natasha.
i absolutely refuse to see this movie. i actually enjoyed the books for the most part but no way in hell do i need to see this movie. my imagination is much superior.
It's very sad isn't it. I don't blame the writers, or producers or director. I blame the audience. If you can write shit, produce shit and direct shit and people still watch it, why bother actually trying? Shawshank Redemption total gross was barely above $50 million, this will probably make 10x that. As you said, what the fuck.... If I was doing the third film I would just have the two actors lying in bed the whole film beating each other to death with fish. I'm sure audiences would still find it sexy.
I went to the movies last night and it was normal here in Raleigh. I bought my John Wick Chapter 2 ticket, (I happen to hear Lego Batman was sold out) and loved JW2. I went back to the movies tonight and stood in the longest line ever to see Lego Batman. After I bought my ticket, popcorn and drink, I was walking over to the ticket girl to give her my ticket and I got pushed out of the way and nearly ran over by half a dozen middle aged women in business clothing to see 50 Shades Darker. Why they love these crap movies is disturbing and the theater smelt funny tonight.
I can see that stupid line work in Deadpool 2 if he says that to Domino if they were a thing before and Domino points towards his girldfriend and ask´s if she is worth it. Then I can buy Ryan saying that line.
Leo Twilight. It's my guilty pleasure. I know it's flawed and cringe, but I like the fantasy vibe of it. Haven't seen these 50 Shades movies yet, might not ever doe.
Well! Twilight was so much more entertaining than this movie for sure. At least there were Vampires and a love story. A great metaphor for the story they told.
This review is way sexier than I imagine the movie to be... because of John... obviously.
this was sexier than the movie
John looks like that typical gay friend in every group of girls 😂
D'Clarkson Ingrandle Zunance I'm dead lol why you gotta do e'm like that?
The Big Bad Wolf ooooh lol
Hes a married man , hes gotta be eyes front in case his wife is watching the vid
Can't even see this film at a theater even as a joke. Thanks guys, for suffering through it for the rest of us.
John I'm incredibly envious of you to be sitting there with Wendy Lee and Natasha Martinez
this goes to show that women only go for fancy stuff and good looks.
The best thing about this movie is seeing everyones reviews for it😂
Probably the greatest collider thumbnail I've ever seen.
This review is prob the best thing to come out of this entire franchise.
Campea = G.O.A.T. He just slayed this movie with a zero. Love it.
Nice to see Natasha more involved
I'm a simple man. I see Natasha and Wendy in masquerade masks, I click without realizing John is on here.
When John asks Natasha if there's anything about the movie where she could say, "I'm glad that happened,"...the perfect response would've been: "It ended."
Natasha is on another level of beautiful. The only reason I clicked this video
Xtra Strength watch her on the Josh macuga show....u would love her more
"I can't remember the last time I saw a movie this bad."
And that's the review.
Grade: A+ = A must see!
I wanted to see Michael Rappaport Lol... he would've been like "WHAT THE FUCK"
Natasha is beyond gorgeous. My goodness.
Where is Michael Rappaport?
yeah boi
R1 I was so excited to see him and Natasha review this movie. It sounded like it was a done deal.
Maybe Rappaport is going to review the Power Rangers instead
Omg I feel bad for you guys.... My wife and I watched the first one and it was horrible. No chemistry, horrible acting and bad dialogue. What a fucking pile of shit. People if you really want to see a sexy/kinky movie watch Basic Instinct.
No one cares about spoilers for this movie.
Right? They should've gone full spoilers for this. Who cares??
Mohammed Zohry Maybe but would anyone actually be upset if they would have just spoiled the whole movie?
Them SW prequels are lookin' pretty good right about now aren't they.
Aaron Sikes 😂😂
That mask on Campea is everything.
Fifty Shades Dumber.
the thumbnail for this video looks like a bad romantic comedy about a dorky white guy caught in a love triangle between two attractive women
The worst dialogue lines of the movie were probably pulled directly from the book itself. The writing in the books is atrocious.
The moment Natasha said she likes twilight movies made her like 20% less hotter
hzozuppu0pu no! Natasha is perfect!
which still makes her a 10
Yet the fact she hates this movie makes up for it
boof's2cents she's too good for all of us here 👍🏼
Those movies are so fun
I have no desire to see this movie, but I have to say this review is hilarious! Probably way more entertaining than the movie...
Love the thumbnail. Looks almost like a movie poster for a 50 Shades parady. 50 Shades of Campea.
I bet all the guys (and some of the girls 😉) were so jealous of John watching the movie with Wendy and Natasha.
Sooooo glad my girl went with her girlfriends to go see this bullshit now I can enjoy this Cavs Thunder game in peace
I can't believe John had a positive thing to say about this movie!
I admire your willingness to review this.
John Campea is a lucky man, anything could happen now. And that Natasha shirt, grrrrrmeow!
I love that you guys kept the masks on the entire time :)
i absolutely refuse to see this movie. i actually enjoyed the books for the most part but no way in hell do i need to see this movie. my imagination is much superior.
I came here looking for the Martinez/Rappaport review....and no luck.
I stopped watching the video when the girl on the right said: " i liked the Twilight movies". Im done.
So you like to live in a safe-space from different opinions.
Well, the first one wasn't that bad.
I was really hoping to see Rappaport. That would have been comedy gold.
Where is Rappaport?
reviews like that make the production of those pictures almost worth it ;D
I'm a fan of Twilight. I will never watch Fifty Shades.
Are Rappaport and Natasha doing a review?
I'm glad they got some of the target audience to see it and they still hate it
"Spank me" and "glazed" are two words I never thought I would here from Natasha
brobed1 yeah world is full of surprises
seeing john in that mask is giving me life lmao
What happened to michael Rappaport?
i just love how Wendy shakes her head for this entire video
100% would see the movie if it starred John Wendy and Natasha
Please don't make money, please don't make money, please don't make money
that's impossible
I wish Rappaport could have joined this review haha
this movie exists so that this review could be made. John Campea's little kitten spank thing, oh man... XD
never seen girls so ashamed of seeing a movie they deep down enjoyed
Political correct is a bitch isnt? hahaah
pickuppt secret Speak English, you inbred.
Not a better love story than twilight
tony flamingo chicken permission is that a first?
Gianni no, 50 shades of grey did it first
I love Natasha. She's awesome
Stewart Fletcher she so fine too... smokin... playboy smokin
Yea I figured this movie was trash, but wow is Natasha gorgeous
have not watched colider in a few weeks, but saw natasha in thumbnail and was like .... I should watch more.
If people want to see a good movie with this kind of subject matter watch the secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal
a perfec example of a sexy movie with BDSM theme well executed and with a realy good story is Secretary
I like what you did there.
didnt this movie beat John Wick and Lego Batman at the box office on Friday? What the fuck...
It's very sad isn't it. I don't blame the writers, or producers or director. I blame the audience. If you can write shit, produce shit and direct shit and people still watch it, why bother actually trying? Shawshank Redemption total gross was barely above $50 million, this will probably make 10x that. As you said, what the fuck....
If I was doing the third film I would just have the two actors lying in bed the whole film beating each other to death with fish. I'm sure audiences would still find it sexy.
Paul McCloud beating each other with fish? 😂😂😂😂 haha
Nope, Lego Batman beat this thankfully.
Fantastic.
Why am I watching this?
Hey, I was promised Michael Rapaport for this review, where'd he go! ;D
So that's it huh? It's some kind of kinky fuckery?
I was never going to watch this movie, but I enjoyed this review...Jon, what tough job you have.
so, no Rappaport? great review
I went to the movies last night and it was normal here in Raleigh. I bought my John Wick Chapter 2 ticket, (I happen to hear Lego Batman was sold out) and loved JW2. I went back to the movies tonight and stood in the longest line ever to see Lego Batman. After I bought my ticket, popcorn and drink, I was walking over to the ticket girl to give her my ticket and I got pushed out of the way and nearly ran over by half a dozen middle aged women in business clothing to see 50 Shades Darker. Why they love these crap movies is disturbing and the theater smelt funny tonight.
LOL!
Brian Rose 😂😂😂😂
Came for Natasha.. stayed for Campea rants..
then came for Campea rants
I wish I was the filling in the sandwich between those two ladies.
says a lot about the movie, when the audience thinks the review is sexier than the film about BDSM...
No Michael Rapaport? I'm disappointed
Jack Blackmon I was hoping they'd get him
Guys! What movie would you say did sexy right??
Natascha and Wendy should be on movie talk proper.
Awesome thumbnail is awesome.
Horrible acting. Horrible dialogues. Stupid movie.
John seems like he liked it
Natasha is so damn fine
Rambo Luib wife material
Honestly the whole time I thought that was Mova.
Anthony Garrett lmao
that shirt she wears
Natasha and Wendy talking about spanking... :D
That line he said he was taught to fuck was actually in the book. The script is exactly from the book so there is where the problem is!
Still a better love story than Twil....Nope I just can't say it.
That thumbnail tough.
Loving the mask reviews, I'm in fits laughing XD
I was expecting Ashley since she was the only person looking forward to it.
I need to make it clear that the only reason I am watching this video is because of the Natasha in a mask.
Do yourselves a favor and go watch Lust Caution (2007) or The Handmaiden (2016) instead.
Sounds tragic, lol, plus who says Vanilla means only missionary. That's not vanilla, that's just no imagination.
why do i feel that the porn parody may actually be an irmpovement and tell a better story?
Wendy in that mask, yum
No money shot?
It wasn't that bad. We had a good time haha, maybe because the theatre was packed and everybody seemed to be enjoying it.
Oh Natasha.
All the girls should do more reviews even been in the movie trivia
Someone should of worn a batman mask
I can see that stupid line work in Deadpool 2 if he says that to Domino if they were a thing before and Domino points towards his girldfriend and ask´s if she is worth it. Then I can buy Ryan saying that line.
This "movie" is Highlander 2 bad. thank you for the warning I will now avoid at all costs.
Fifty Shades Series or The Twilight series?
Leo Twilight. It's my guilty pleasure. I know it's flawed and cringe, but I like the fantasy vibe of it. Haven't seen these 50 Shades movies yet, might not ever doe.
Shades all the way. They're more grounded and who doesn't like a real man.
Leo fifty shades makes twilight look like The Godfather.
Oh that's nice, a review collider is aloud to be negative in. BETTER POST IT!
Stopped the video when she said "I like Twilight movies"
Well! Twilight was so much more entertaining than this movie for sure. At least there were Vampires and a love story. A great metaphor for the story they told.
I came here to hear them insult the movie, They are all shit, twilights, 50 bullshits etc.
The Thomas Crown Affair... that was sexy. These stories are not.
joe Tumminello Unfaithful
natasha😍
Bring on the filthy is about to make a comeback!!!!!!
I'm just now realizing how much of a sensitive man John is.
Do you get a free mask with the movie?
hahahahaha i love Campea, STEP INTO MY RED ROOM! hahaha he looks like a kinky mob boss here