That was the best clap back to Sophia I've ever heard lol! I also loved it when Rose clapped back at Blanche with that hypersexual bitch line! The writers were brilliant when it came to those one-liner burns and it was even better when it came from a character you didn't expect.
She got Sophia back for a season's worth of insults with that one.. The only creature uglier than Yoda is the Gorgon Medusa💯.. If ugly was a crime Yoda would get the electric chair..😵.. And, if ugly were a sin, Yoda would be hellbound😉💯😉🔥🔥..... Blanche got in for that one..
@@cjturner370 lol. I'm almost in the same boat. I'm 35 and I'm 5'3 and have been told this snarky remark to me as well god I can't even imagine how short I will be when I get past 60. 😱
It's the wildly varied inflections in her voice, too. If you listen carefully, she always makes the most of every word of dialogue unlike some other actors who speak so flatly.
Honestly, the best part about Rose’s “underwear in the big pile” line is the fact that she said it WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM WHAT SHE WAS DOING🤩🤩🔥🔥🔥
@1:14 my favorite line from Blanche, "EAT DIRT AND DIE TRASH" I literally was thinking of that line earlier and was looking like a fool laughing on the train mad randomly 🤣😂
Dorothy's comment to Blanche about her boy friend being nearly 5 years younger than her........ "What Blanche, in dog years?" ......... puts me on the floor every time!!🤣🤣🤣
The whole show was great and , it had amazing writers and gifted actresses who brought to life to these awesome characters. Today it's hard to find a show with such a high level
I often say that this was probably THE funniest sitcom ever!!! How can one continue to laugh at the same episodes I've seen so many times !! THE BEST!!
Impossible, not just hard! There was never one like it before, during and after. How many people not only watch a show daily for over 35 years, but still laugh every time! They've been with me through good times and troubles times.
You've missed one: Blanche - “I don’t want to be treated as your equal.” Jerry - “You don’t?” Blanche - “I want to be treated a lot better than you.” Episode: The Commitments 7x16
That might be my favorite of the entire show! ... along with “I always take a deep breath before I meet a man. It THRUSTS my breasts forward”. Blanche is a legend!
@@nince021 Yes and then when she opens the door and her brother-in-law says, "Blanche, you always did look so pretty when you held your breath." That makes me bust out laughing every time I hear it lol!
I actually used one of Blanche’s lines once! I was around my friends waiting to hear back from a job offer and I said “I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!” Half of my friends laughed until they cried! The other half were too shocked to say anything!
The writing was A++, combined with four fantastic actresses equaled this superior TV show I never get tired of seeing. I am sad realizing all these ladies have passed on. Their legacy lives.
“This is strictly off the record, but Derek is nearly five years younger than I am.” Dorothy’s face while saying XDXDXDXD “In what, Blanche, dog years?”
You knew Dorothy was going to deliver a Grade-A burn when she stared the person down for a couple of seconds before going in for the kill lol. Bea Arthur was a legend.
Rose was always my childhood favourite, I always wanted her as a gran, she was so adorable but had a waspish streak coupled with innocence and lovely fluffy hair. Dorothy next, she's insanely attractive and fascinating. Such a great, sharp, adorable and zippy series, never grows old.
My favourite was when Blanche was trying to pry Sophias date from her and said she was going to the bathtub to sit in just enough water to cover her sultry breasts and Sophia said "You're only going to sit in an inch of water?!" 😂
The last clip was always one of my favorites. I have all 7 seasons of The Golden Girls and I've seen every episode several hundred times over the years.
They forgot this part. Blanche: “why don’t I show Mr Vaughn the theater since I have the most experience here” Dorothy: “Blanche the parking lot doesn’t count. “ 🤣
O I just love the golden girls. In the summer, my Mother and her friends used to sit outside in the sun, but when the Golden Girls were on, they all went inside to watch them and just laugh. Great memories!
I still can't believe that they're all gone. And I'm not ashamed to admit that that fact hurts a lot. RIP Estelle Getty (July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008), Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009), Rue McClanahan (February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010), and Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021). You will all be missed a lot.
That scene with Blanche and Dorothy bump into each other in the corridor at night...was shown in the credits. At the part where the song said "invited everyone you knew". Never got the watch when it was aired.
1: You cut Sophia off before she could say "I can't even reach mine!" after Rose says she's not one to blow her own vertubenflugen. 2: "I am stunned. Just stunned. Stunned is the only to describe how... stunned I am!" 3: "If the Egyptians built the pyramids, we can move this toilet." "Fine; get me 20,000 Hebrews, and I'll have it out of here in no time." Too many to count! Great list, though!
"Blanche, wake up, my wife's home" 😂😂😂😂
That's one way to wake her up
Ah I remember that scene clearly when I first watched it, It was one of the first episodes
That’s truly a very good line.
Sure it is one way to get her up out of bed though it might be the only way to get her out of there with a man she sleeping with
Very good 👍, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii 🤣
Rose: “Can I ask a dumb question?”
Dorothy: “Better than anyone i know”
My absolute favorite!
the "better late than pregnant" line in my opinion is the best joke in any tv show. Literally didn't miss a single beat.
What about “I know that, I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you”
That will always be my favorite
“My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.” 😆😂🤣
Lol
I'm only 5.0 even
So I've been told that,lol
That was the best clap back to Sophia I've ever heard lol! I also loved it when Rose clapped back at Blanche with that hypersexual bitch line! The writers were brilliant when it came to those one-liner burns and it was even better when it came from a character you didn't expect.
She got Sophia back for a season's worth of insults with that one.. The only creature uglier than Yoda is the Gorgon Medusa💯.. If ugly was a crime Yoda would get the electric chair..😵.. And, if ugly were a sin, Yoda would be hellbound😉💯😉🔥🔥..... Blanche got in for that one..
@@cjturner370 lol. I'm almost in the same boat. I'm 35 and I'm 5'3 and have been told this snarky remark to me as well god I can't even imagine how short I will be when I get past 60. 😱
"Go hug a landmine" is one of the best ones! 😂😂
Yep. Totally agree.
I have used that one on many an occasion.
@@saylergirl23 u uh
I always thought that was a shout out to M*A*S*H which Ted's portrayer McLean Stevenson played Henry Blake on.
I like the Yoda one the best.
Rose says the funniest lines! “Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now or does her dress really need ironing?” Lmao!
She burns like alcohol flame. Its hot but invisible.
It's the wildly varied inflections in her voice, too. If you listen carefully, she always makes the most of every word of dialogue unlike some other actors who speak so flatly.
😂
🤣🤣
Rose is iconic, but Sophia’s comebacks are what puts the gold in golden girls.
“Stanley you truly are one chromosome away from being a potato” I LOVE IT😂😂
Ikr. That's one of my favorite lines from Dorothy.
That and "Go hug a landmine" are two of my favourite lines from Dorothy
Dorothy and Sophia had the best burns and comebacks!!
😂😂😂😂
“Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?” LMAO! 😱💀
The absolute best line!!!
I literally laughed out loud reading your comment 🤣
They gave Rose some good burns but calling Blanche a 'hypersexual bitch' has to be the best.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
My fav one was when Rose said to a dog "I know how you feel... I live with 2 bitches myself" 🤣
Mine too!🙋🏾♀️😅
Same 😂
Wouldn’t it be 3?
When did Rose say that?
HAHAHAHAHA😂
The last one ALWAYS gets me. Way to go Rose!
Blanche was clearly asking for it!
I wanna know what she thinks of Dorothy in two scientific terms as well! Lol
"Hyper sexual bitch!"
Hahahahahah
@@pyratewolf3689 Many many times, Oh, you mean what Rose said about her. ;)
Rose was always the bitchiest! She just smiled through it. :-D
"In what, Blanche, dog years?"
That was the funniest one! :D
It wasn't dignified, but I remember spewing the coffee I was drinking and had a little tinkle in my boxer shorts on first watching this moment.
Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato.
Love all their lines but the "Dog years" n "Go hug a landmine " are my fav.
"Eat dirt and die, trash" I felt that in my soul 😂😂
Honestly, the best part about Rose’s “underwear in the big pile” line is the fact that she said it WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM WHAT SHE WAS DOING🤩🤩🔥🔥🔥
There we're a few but hilarious occasions when Rose proved herself to be a cold blooded sniper
absolutely unhinged 😂
@@luisquijada7941😊😊
And with NO HESITATION!
We've all been there...
My favorite wasn’t included in this, but it was when Dorothy was working as a waitress:
“I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a good day”
🤣 I remember that one. That was from the spin off/sequel ‘The Golden Palace’
Hahaha. I love the additions in the comments
"Dorothy Zbornak, if I wasn't a lady, I'd deck you!"
"Try it and I'll have you on your back so fast you'd think you're on a date!"
"Hypersexual b*tch" will always be the best Rose quote/burn to me 😂😂
I used that on my ex girlfriend 😂
Til this day still is Rose's best one liner lol
She said “hyper sexual bitty or biddy.”
@@charliegeraldjr5926wow you sound awful
That one straight sent me 🤣🤣 perfect saving that one for the end.
"Im as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo" 😂😂
Boy, that's pretty jumpy.
@@oscarfun100 😂😂
That's.....pretty jumpy.
These scripts must be written by a 50+ years old men.. smh🤣😂
@@samlsd9711 Some of them for sure😛
"You're a furry little gnome, and we feed you too much"
I think I said that to my husband once...and it's still true 🤣
4:24 I *KNEW* they'd edit out the best line from that scene.
Rose: "I'm not one to blow my own verturgen-furgen."
Sophia: "I can't even reach mine!"
And Blanche's reply to Rose's "A chicken once saved my life".: Well, they are the dumbest bird.
😂
@@creativewriter3887 Stupidest birds! LOL
Agreed! I can't even reach mine is the best one liner probably the intended joke of the whole scene and they cut it out!
I damn near died laughing the first time I heard Sofia say that line.
R.I.P. Betty White 😭 Thank you for being a friend. Now you're reunited with the rest of the girls.
I wonder if they froze their heads 😂
“Wake Up N’ Smell The Coffee, Ya FOSSIL!!” - Sophie Petrillo.
My mistake i thought since you looked like yoda you were also wise
Rose’s one liners was always the best because she was so sweet and naïve
With a mean streak.
Rose was the sweet one but she had a pouty sulky childish way as well.
@1:14 my favorite line from Blanche, "EAT DIRT AND DIE TRASH" I literally was thinking of that line earlier and was looking like a fool laughing on the train mad randomly 🤣😂
That one KILLS me! Lol! And the southern accent is just MUAH! Lol!
Dorothy always was the 'Queen' of the comeback.
"Get BENT. Ha-Ha!"
She sure is!!!! She’s my favorite!!!
You missed my favorite: "Apparently, I'm not limber enough!" **Looks to Dorothy for burn approval**
Dorothy's comment to Blanche about her boy friend being nearly 5 years younger than her........
"What Blanche, in dog years?"
......... puts me on the floor every time!!🤣🤣🤣
"Trying to find your underwear in the big pile" one of the best lines delivered in TV history.
"Cleaning up the dirty dishes you twit!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The whole show was great and , it had amazing writers and gifted actresses who brought to life to these awesome characters. Today it's hard to find a show with such a high level
I often say that this was probably THE funniest sitcom ever!!! How can one continue to laugh at the same episodes I've seen so many times !! THE BEST!!
@@georges7340 I laugh at the same scenes all the time I never get sick of watching it.
Impossible, not just hard! There was never one like it before, during and after. How many people not only watch a show daily for over 35 years, but still laugh every time! They've been with me through good times and troubles times.
@@georges7340 exactly, that’s what makes it great
@@cherylmacvane8791 i completely agree with you, I’ve watched it so many times but I still laugh so hard as if it’s the first time, it’s great
We need a book with these one liners
That would make the best coffee table book!
True!
You are speaking factos!
You've missed one:
Blanche - “I don’t want to be treated as your equal.”
Jerry - “You don’t?”
Blanche - “I want to be treated a lot better than you.”
Episode: The Commitments 7x16
That might be my favorite of the entire show! ... along with “I always take a deep breath before I meet a man. It THRUSTS my breasts forward”. Blanche is a legend!
@@nince021 Yes and then when she opens the door and her brother-in-law says, "Blanche, you always did look so pretty when you held your breath." That makes me bust out laughing every time I hear it lol!
I love that
I actually used one of Blanche’s lines once! I was around my friends waiting to hear back from a job offer and I said “I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!”
Half of my friends laughed until they cried! The other half were too shocked to say anything!
Yeah I used one of Blanche's lines to I told an old co-worker to eat dirt and die trash!
Rip Betty White. ❤
Thank you for being all our friend.
I’m 17 and I can proudly say that I’ve watched this show, I’m glad I gave the show a chance!
It shows you have great taste in comedy, Harry.
You can be 17 or 70 and still enjoy this show!👍
"Go hug a landmine" The best.
The writing was A++, combined with four fantastic actresses equaled this superior TV show I never get tired of seeing. I am sad realizing all these ladies have passed on. Their legacy lives.
There are not many shows where you could watch the episodes 50 times and still laugh every time. Its a fantastic show
So true
Exactly I’ve been watching clips on UA-cam and full episodes since 2021
"I tried to handle the situation like a lady, I waved to her with my foot over Bobby Joe's shoulder" is my favourite blanche quote😂
The writers for this show are some of the best in sitcom history.
“This is strictly off the record, but Derek is nearly five years younger than I am.”
Dorothy’s face while saying XDXDXDXD “In what, Blanche, dog years?”
"My mistake. I thought that since you look like Yoda that were also wise" LMAO!!!!!!!
"Trying to find your underwear in the big pile" and then the look on Blanche's face - so funny😂
That show was a classic, all four of them were so very funny.
You knew Dorothy was going to deliver a Grade-A burn when she stared the person down for a couple of seconds before going in for the kill lol.
Bea Arthur was a legend.
Blanche: "I oughtta meet men lying down"
Sophia: "I thought you did"
"Go hug a landmine!" timeless classic ! :-)
I liked all the Golden Girls but my favorite was Sophia Petrillo
She is the best. I think mainly because Estelle played her so well and delivered all her lines so perfectly.
@@evanblake5252 your right there will never another Estelle who can play that part as good as she did
Aye!!!
Mine has gotta be Sophia or Dorothy.
Me too, Sophia and Dorothy . Just awesome!
I used to watch this with my grandmother before she passed. Good times.
I’m so sorry for you loss, but I’m glad you have beautiful memories to treasure 💖
Golden Girls will always be my favorite show of all time!!!
This show really seems to have the best, funniest oneliners and even better with the great acting from the ladies.
Blanche: My mistake, I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you Rue!💖 rest in paradise dear...hi Betty!! 👋
This show is truly a classic. Comedic timing was impeccable! The cast executed effortlessly.
I am so glad I finally woke up to how amazing this show really is.
Finally? What stopped you before?
“DOROTHY! I’ve just discovered a great new way to meet more men!” 😂
In that case you don't need a turnstyle for your bedroom door
"you drink outta a paper bag at the park, and suddenly everybody's your friend" 🤣 Sofia was the best
Love the golden girls they really made being at home easier when I was in isolation earlier this year.
I love this show so very much! It still holds up and it's 2020!
And still in 2021
And why not: it is ageless.
I just finished watching all seasons of this show! Way before it's time. And my girlfriend is DEFINITELY a Blanche 😄😄😄
I hope you’re a male.
Rose was always my childhood favourite, I always wanted her as a gran, she was so adorable but had a waspish streak coupled with innocence and lovely fluffy hair. Dorothy next, she's insanely attractive and fascinating. Such a great, sharp, adorable and zippy series, never grows old.
RIP Betty… now the combo is complete again in Heaven… 😭😭
Bea Arthur definitely had the best lines 😂. Her delivery alone made everything legendary.
"In what Blanche, dog years? " this still cracks me up.😁
"In what, Blanche, dog years?" Probably my favorite line in the whole series. 😂😂
Watched them then and still watch when I come across the show. Hysterical belly laughs.❤
My favourite was when Blanche was trying to pry Sophias date from her and said she was going to the bathtub to sit in just enough water to cover her sultry breasts and Sophia said "You're only going to sit in an inch of water?!" 😂
Best line ever. That scene was one awesome line after the next.
“with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms”…. 😅🤣🤣
That episode is one of my favorites! Fidel Santiago was such a player lol!
“Yes, We Have No Havanas” was a GG episode with some of the best traded insults.
The Golden Girls Rock On 2020!💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
Dorothy had some great one liners. All the ladies were funny on that show
Rose's last comment always gets me laughing. 😂😂😂. Thanks for sharing
What episode is it from?
“I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise” was the best one in my opinion.
The last clip was always one of my favorites. I have all 7 seasons of The Golden Girls and I've seen every episode several hundred times over the years.
I do have all 7 too
Me, too!
Go hug a landline………..I love that one
Land mine, not landline.
5:57 - Honest to God, that “AAAAAH” in the audience slain me!
It‘s so funny. I laugh every time ❤️😂🤣
wish I could get all the golden girls and Golden Palace on DVD shoot anytime I have a bad day I just watch one of those and get laughing
my mind isnt quick enough for one-liners! these women should have raised me
I don't care how many times I see these clips on youtube, I always get a laugh.
the golden girls are so amazing
They forgot this part. Blanche: “why don’t I show Mr Vaughn the theater since I have the most experience here”
Dorothy: “Blanche the parking lot doesn’t count. “
🤣
Moments later...."have you ever been a fruit before..."
Right that was awesome!!! And “have you ever been a fruit before?” LOL!!
O I just love the golden girls. In the summer, my Mother and her friends used to sit outside in the sun, but when the Golden Girls were on, they all went inside to watch them and just laugh. Great memories!
I’m glad that the ladies are back together again up there :,)
But, Beatrice didn't like Betty, so, I doubt they are up there together.
Really?
This show always felt so comfortable ❤ it's my favorite of all time.
I love this show they don’t make shows like this anymore, I still watch the Golden Girls.
Rest in Heaven my Golden Gilrs!!!
I still can't believe that they're all gone. And I'm not ashamed to admit that that fact hurts a lot. RIP Estelle Getty (July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008), Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009), Rue McClanahan (February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010), and Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021). You will all be missed a lot.
I am absolutely grateful for every mean, spiteful, vicious, life scarring jibe from each of these ladies ❤❤❤
Comedy gold! I'm so glad I grew up with these amazing women. RIP girls... Except Betty White of course. 🕊️
"GO hug a landmine" 😂😂😂😂😂
It's been forever since I've heard the line, "the sl** is dead, long live the sl**."
I use one liners from this show constantly!! It's become an IYKYK situation at work
That scene with Blanche and Dorothy bump into each other in the corridor at night...was shown in the credits. At the part where the song said "invited everyone you knew". Never got the watch when it was aired.
I think that's from the very first episode
@@AnnaNessa it was a long time ago. Might not have remembered.
The last one was in a league of its own. This was a funny show because it’s just so genuine in its harshness. The acting flows great amongst them
This show will never not be incredible or relevant. I will 100% be watching it with my children.
The outtakes from these have gotta be pure gold.
The clap backs from these ladies would get me fired in a heartbeat lol love these 4
The writers were brilliant and wrote for the characters and the actress. I laugh every time.
1: You cut Sophia off before she could say "I can't even reach mine!" after Rose says she's not one to blow her own vertubenflugen.
2: "I am stunned. Just stunned. Stunned is the only to describe how... stunned I am!"
3: "If the Egyptians built the pyramids, we can move this toilet." "Fine; get me 20,000 Hebrews, and I'll have it out of here in no time."
Too many to count! Great list, though!
Rose not even looking up while she says, “Trying to find your underwear in the big pile” is iconic.
they're all together now. the most iconic gang back together
One of the funniest shows of all time! I know all four ladies are having a blast up there❤
An endless source of joy!
Too funny 🤣Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii
Its still so funny after so many years.
R.I.P Betty White.