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Space Engineers - Disgruntled Employee fires 120 guided missiles at Sparks of the Future Hotel
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2020
- Disgruntled Employee fires 120 guided missiles at Sparks of the Future Hotel.
Music: Hero Down by Kevin MacLeod
You see the problem was they were paying him in ship to ship missiles instead of credits.
Begginer error
Also: "was they were" not "was they was"
@@CM-NightDK thanks for the correction
@@CM-NightDK fixed thanks for the correction
@@CM-NightDK lmao
also *beginner 🗿 👍🏻
I'd happily take Ship to ship missiles in lue of dollars myself. Far more valuable.
"Oh look honey the stars are twinkling."
"Stars don't twinlke here honey."
walks to wife, sips Klang Cola
"Those are missiles"
Wish she was still here to see our cannons.
*asteroid alarm picks up, shutters start to close*
"I wonder why that is?"
*The sound of point defense crews trying to intercept cutting edge missiles with last generation barely maintained weapons*
those are waves
@@KoishiVibin
The crew:you know, the job here is pretty nice up until this point
Another crew:yeah, true, I guess, last toast?
The crew:sure why not
Both:cheers
1/10 wouldn't book again.
Initially it seemed to be a decent hideout for me and my wife.
But then we were at the morning buffet and they told us they ran out of bacon and eggs. When my wife then wanted to ask the manager, how it could be that they ran out of such basic things, he had the AUDACITY to explain, that the kitchen had just been obliterated by 30 guided missiles. Quite a bummer, but OK... then we wanted to go to the pool - but the DOOR was closed for 'maintenance' and also something about five dozen missiles had hit the hull and there was no atmosphere... You can imagine we were pretty pissed at this point.
So we walked up to the front desk to again talk to the manager - but what did we find there? A big hunking hole and the desk with the manager floating outside. And HE was obviously SLEEPING ON THE JOB!
And then they tried to rush us - rudely I might add - to very uncomfortable and way smaller rooms then we had payed for... called them 'emergency pods'. Well if you do your job so poorly, that you can't book your guests in proper rooms and have to shove them, what I would call unfurnished lockers, then maybe you shouldn't run a hotel.
Now we hope someone will pick us up (as this absolutely rude and incompetent staff simply cut the communications to our 'emergency pod') so we can escalate this to coorporate...
OUTRAGEOUS!
THEY SKIMPED ON BACON AND EGGS?! TO WAR!
NO BACON?
And I thought my visit inside a hydron collider was bad.
Yeah I tried that and my head just kind of flew off in the middle of it, certainly won’t be returning
And I thought it was bad when they ran out of Coffee. If I told them once I told them a million times stock more coffee!! =D
- Steve, you are fired!
- Mr. Smith, you are fired upon!
Called his mom a spacewhale....and now they must deal with the consequences.
grr angy
*placid leviathan
“Ahhh, what a fine morning!”
“Wait... Honey, do you hear something?”
"No, we're in space, honey, there's no sound in space"
Now that is a solid stream of OOF
Love the new open Concept design…. Really let’s you experience the beauty of space
Vacuum of space* 😂
The devs are probably going to cry if they see this...
they probably already have
The Manticoran Navy would be very proud of that missile barrage.
Honor Harrington?
Somebody needs to figure out a way to do laserheads in Space Engineers...
Can’t wait till you upload the ship I know your not finished but man that’s like my dream Missile Boat I’ve been looking for been using the Komodo from Whiplash but a heavily modified one
This is disgusting. I want something like this that pops out of the ground and sprays guided missiles at anything in atmosphere. I’m not quite at the level where I’m worried about big space stuff but this is fucking inspiring!
I guess this was the wrong guy to piss off
This is to serve as a company-wide notice that all CIWS systems must be properly maintained at all times, failure to maintain CIWS systems may result in your permanent termination.
- Upper Management
That's more than CIWS can handle.
@@theaureliasys6362 then you use more of them
@@theaureliasys6362 if that don't work; use more gun.
@@tacticalturtlez4906 and if that don't work, use even more guns
It's just a scratch, it'll buff out no problem
* Breaks out the Flex Tape *
'And that's how Andy told off his boss!'
Hotel: "Your fired!"
Employee: "That makes both of us"
"Woops... Uhh... Fox-3?"
Definitely a "fuck this entire postal code" kind of weapon.
That's a lot of damage!
H O W A B O U T A L I T T L E M O R E?!
A little flex seal will take care of that.
so i ordered room service and "asked for a spicy meetball and i get this ."
But I don't see any cacodemon?
Let me guess, the Coffee was served cold. Hence, Disgruntled Employee...
Seems like someone got fed up with the hotel.
This has me thinking, seeing this again... This is what sci-fi ship to ship combat would realistically look like in the way of missile ships. Wild.
when you say "you too" at the register
And that's how you unionize
ironic name for that hotel but very accurate.
Golly this is really interesting, Wally.
Tsar's Palace: *exists*
Lenin and friends:
Must have been the front desk workers teaming up with the waiters and cleaners.
Why does an employee of a space hotel have access to guided missiles? How much are they paying him?
They pay him in guided missiles. That’s why he’s disgruntled (not my idea, someone else’s)
This is why you always tip the bellhop.
A handful of BNRs and a projector will fix that right up.
But you're still coming on Monday, right?
That was majestic.
I want a link
It looks like a realistic Lego animation in Blender
This is what happens when you dont pay your staff a livable wage, they "purchase" a missile class destroyer and blow up your establishment.
Get rekked.
" i'm in trouble "
Don't Mess With Beltalowda!
hydrogen gas prices are very high and he wanted to make it clear
Is there a new halo ship with the rail guns we have now??? It seems perfect for a Mac cannon
That's a lot of angry fireflys.
Macross : the video game.
Huh… I was kinda expecting more damage
Hey, how did you get the LCD status for DDS and AGM ?
When u quit and you want to burn down your old work place. Luckily you also have a space ship full of missiles
hows that for a severance package
Reminds me of that scene in Iron Man 3
Honestly, the only thing this really achieves is to lag out the game and to be honest missiles just don't work well warheads don't do enough damage for it to be worth all of the complex components and time you spend making a tracking missile thing. Not imagine. If you have a boatload of freaking turrets, you're fine that things never gonna get you. And especially if you're playing with shields then it's even worthless. You're better off adding modern weapons or just playing with the vanilla weapon
АГА, а теперь попробуй пробить броню из колёс ;;;;;;))))))))))))))))))
Понерфили.
"Disgruntled"... ya think?
Rest in pieces
Shoulda given him his 600 quid.
I understood this reference
I didn't, what is it
Can diamond dome destroy so much torpedoes?
no chance
Only by firing its own torpetoes back at them. You could catch most of them by counter-firing large grid missiles back at them. The 22m AOE on large grid warheads can take out a handful of missiles each shot, but at this range, neither ship would get out unscathed.
@@hagemaoh8391 probably making another video where 120 anti missiles shoots off 120 missiles. the Diamond Dome script will not be able to pick up targets this fast, will need detector drones deployed 2km away scattered
Read John 3:16 🙏
pfff. You expect me to believe that a hotel worker could afford a missile frigate? pffff
The secret ingredient is crime.
Harkonnen capital ship missile salvo when??
Rinse and repeat
Did you put this Ship on the Steam Workshop? Would really like to have a close look at it. I am building a heavy missile Destroyer and need some more inspiration and help ^^
Sadly, he never did. I suspect, though, that it may have been based on an IMDC design. It loosely resembles the obsolete version of the Europa Carrier.
I do hate it when employees fire missiles at my hotel
Is the ship you're using on the workshop?
All you need is a Gravity shield
Prof.Tu.nichts that wouldn’t work as the missiles don’t have artificial masses or spaceballs
@@robertmccormack1617 Than take the missles or the space station and move them or it somewhere else
@@ProfTuNichts they..... Track moving targets too
time to call the I-S-F-B-I INTER STELLER FEDERAL BEURO OF INVESTIGATION as well as possibly inter steller naval criminal investigative services
That’ll buff out
link to the guided missiles mod ?
You're still coming to work tomorrow right?
how do you set up sprue detach?
do you have the blueprint on steam?
not yet, until DDS gets its latest updates
I am 99% sure half of the rockets destroyes each other
yo what ship did you use and is it in steam workshop
What ship and what script are you using
this is Kronos by JDHorx, retrofitted with a mixed of private modified advanced guided missile scripts.
wanna get the blueprint
want to crush my every single pirate ships in the star system
too soon!.
Nothing happened.
Someone add DOOM music please
What is this Uni-Bomber 2077 plus edition
lol
links to blue prints are your freind
I think the union started this...
I'm triggered on behalf of Ukraine