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    00:00:00 Voice & Code-Switching
    00:11:03 Jarvis's Rant
    00:18:37 Jordan's Rant
    00:22:05 How Are We?
    00:28:35 Kendrick Lamar Concert
    00:35:30 Nara Smith Copying Content?
    00:59:14 Magic: The Gathering
    01:05:45 The Great Ice Wall
    01:39:27 Sad Boyz Nightz

КОМЕНТАРІ • 576

  • @noratsuki42
    @noratsuki42 12 днів тому +1372

    Why is everyone suddenly talking about conspiracy theorists?! This goes all the way to the top, I'm sure!

    • @Otisagnew
      @Otisagnew 12 днів тому +7

      Right

    • @gardenhoe6946
      @gardenhoe6946 12 днів тому +17

      Right? Personally i love it

    • @user-ji1nw5tr8z
      @user-ji1nw5tr8z 12 днів тому +112

      Yeah, sad boys, film cooper AND kurtis

    • @manda5111
      @manda5111 12 днів тому +5

      Omg right!! Love it though!!!

    • @FourLegShark
      @FourLegShark 12 днів тому

      @@user-ji1nw5tr8zand oompaville ,funky frog

  • @someth1ngb3tter
    @someth1ngb3tter 12 днів тому +713

    Still waiting for the "I'm Jarvis" "I'm Johnson" intro

    • @anegginthesetryingtimes7636
      @anegginthesetryingtimes7636 12 днів тому +41

      This comment is a free premium channel, that is free. It is, it is free

    • @headintheclouds4571
      @headintheclouds4571 12 днів тому +18

      I think about this every time. One day, one day.

    • @coralieleduc8251
      @coralieleduc8251 11 днів тому +9

      omg are you the one who commented about this a few weeks ago? Since I read that I expect it EVERY. TIME.

    • @beans9288
      @beans9288 11 днів тому +8

      I’m inevitably gonna call him Jarvis Jordan, with his good friend Johnson at some point. Not even on purpose

    • @someth1ngb3tter
      @someth1ngb3tter 10 днів тому +2

      ​@@coralieleduc8251 I'm not! I've always thought that for some reason, but I thought I was the only one untill someone commented that a while ago, I'm glad I'm not alone lmaooo

  • @couldntbebotheredwithaname
    @couldntbebotheredwithaname 12 днів тому +574

    Oh hey, that's our map(the giant flat earth map with two extra rings). We ain't flat earthers, we're actually just worldbuilders! Our map simply get's stolen by flat earthers lol(chunkybats being the most egregious example) I've been working on the setting for about a year now and it's actually a blast, having more land let's us come up with tons of new countries and places with unique cultures. We actually eventually plan on making a TTRPG about this map if you're interested

    • @dudeist_priest
      @dudeist_priest 12 днів тому +42

      That map would be a cool campaign setting

    • @grrwyz
      @grrwyz 11 днів тому +11

      omg?? that's so cool :DDDDD

    • @ari_chase
      @ari_chase 11 днів тому +44

      yes, can back this up!!! server is currently run by my best friend (tiffinstorm), and built on an entirely fictional basis - the creators of the map itself do not believe in its contents lol

    • @couldntbebotheredwithaname
      @couldntbebotheredwithaname 11 днів тому +20

      @@ari_chase Oh yeah, I remember you in the server! Tiff's personal moral support lol.

    • @hannahmurphy6194
      @hannahmurphy6194 11 днів тому +8

      That's CRAZY

  • @icantthinkofaname8139
    @icantthinkofaname8139 12 днів тому +392

    WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT “FLAT EATHER” MAP! It’s just a fantasy map someone made in their free time. Sucks it’s being used by that conspiracy theorist
    EDIT: HOLY SHIT LITERALLY ONE OF THE TOP COMMENTS ON THE ORIGINAL REDDIT POST IS “I expect a tiktok video of a conspiracy guy actually using your map and claiming it proves the ice wall” they predicted it!!

    • @couldntbebotheredwithaname
      @couldntbebotheredwithaname 12 днів тому +1

      Chunkybats is our bane... we'll have to defeat him to claim our rightful place at the top

    • @couldntbebotheredwithaname
      @couldntbebotheredwithaname 12 днів тому +37

      We must surpass chunkybats to reclaim our map from him and reach peak fiction. We will make the most insane fictional setting possible and he will not stop us by getting millions more views than the original

    • @cynicismIncarnate
      @cynicismIncarnate 12 днів тому +10

      The thing is that flat earth maps have historically used ice walls (to keep the water in????) so that's not a shock lmao

    • @chada4806
      @chada4806 7 днів тому

      Predicted, or inspired?

  • @thenumberIX
    @thenumberIX 12 днів тому +738

    I have a conspiracy theory: Jordan is slowly turning into a wizard

    • @emmsabbidge2612
      @emmsabbidge2612 12 днів тому +60

      Next episode he’s gonna have a cloak and speak vaguely about his escapades with a ragtag group of adventurers

    • @firelordoregano5632
      @firelordoregano5632 12 днів тому +44

      someone stop him before he starts pondering orbs

    • @cynicismIncarnate
      @cynicismIncarnate 12 днів тому +21

      When Jordan turns full wizard or whatever they should get Gandalf on the pod

    • @quakywacky8048
      @quakywacky8048 12 днів тому +21

      It's the cowboy to wizard pipeline :(

    • @homunculusgrey2921
      @homunculusgrey2921 12 днів тому +7

      Jordan the SLAY

  • @karmajester6504
    @karmajester6504 12 днів тому +173

    The whole Amelia Earhart thing gets to me because even if it wasn’t Amelia on the radio, it was still someone. Somebody was begging for help and the people whose JOB is to help, didn’t??

  • @name_not_found
    @name_not_found 12 днів тому +179

    wait till that guy discovers the series of medieval paintings featuring knights fighting giant snails

    • @kcat26
      @kcat26 12 днів тому +9

      the what

  • @willhegg2427
    @willhegg2427 12 днів тому +493

    The conspiracy theory that gets me is the people afraid of 15 minute cities, believing that they are going to be unable to leave the 15minute cities and being government mandated to stay in those zones, starving to death etc

    • @icantthinkofaname8139
      @icantthinkofaname8139 12 днів тому +146

      The degree to which people can be afraid of even the most obviously beneficial change is staggering

    • @marogmartz
      @marogmartz 12 днів тому +106

      It's really funny considering a lot of small towns are 15 minute "cities" just in a smaller scale. It used to be the norm and nothing scary happened

    • @win_jayden
      @win_jayden 12 днів тому +52

      Yeah I have no clue why people are saying that. Even the Paris concept of the 15 minute city isn’t mandating anything restrictive, if anything it’s advocating for more choice/freedom.
      There are legit criticisms to the 15-minute city that are valid and we can have great discussions about it. But a lot of conspiracies exist to derail discussions for progress. It’s annoying and outright disheartening. But we fight and fight

    • @franjkav
      @franjkav 12 днів тому +47

      This broke my brain when I first heard about it. My dad brought it up. Funny how he didn’t seem to consider how trapped I feel almost everywhere I’ve lived because I don’t drive. Seattle and SF were manageable at least

    • @Leo.Galhardo
      @Leo.Galhardo 12 днів тому +5

      Whats 15minute city? Sorry I'm not from the US

  • @Red-qr8qf
    @Red-qr8qf 12 днів тому +259

    your accent suddenly appearing in full force when u get mad is so real i get pissed off and turn into a maritime stereotype like where did that come from

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 12 днів тому +13

      Avast ye!!

    • @hollow3288
      @hollow3288 11 днів тому +20

      For real. Lose at a videogame and start sounding like if Steve Irwin was a sailor. "Nahh you're takin the FAHKEN piss mate"

    • @ScottCalvinsClause
      @ScottCalvinsClause 11 днів тому +12

      My Midwestern slips out, not when I'm upset but when I see someone I haven't seen in a while (regardless of where they are from) . "ou, hey, buddy! How ya ben? Yah, good ta-see-yah!"

  • @allicuddles
    @allicuddles 12 днів тому +168

    My husband and I are both AuDHD. Part of this is that we mimick the people around us in tone and vocabulary. We have to be careful or we'll end up mirroring each other until we're speaking in really odd voices and people stare, haha.

    • @Sandstimes
      @Sandstimes 12 днів тому +45

      I struggle with it too, the worst is when I'm speaking to someone with another accent and I have to actively try to not accidentally look like a xenophobic asshat lmao

    • @allicuddles
      @allicuddles 12 днів тому +15

      @@Sandstimes I'm glad to know someone shares this struggle.

    • @emisformaker
      @emisformaker 12 днів тому +16

      Same here. My brain loves a bit of echolalia, so I sometimes repeat words, phrases or sounds around me, either to manage stress or because the noise tickles my brain. Before I knew I was autistic, I never knew why my brain would get 'stuck' in an accent. The best way I can describe it is that it's like getting a song in your head, except it's a set of phonemes, so there are times when I cannot form my 'natural' phonemes without effort because a different set is stuck in there.

    • @clintlaroux
      @clintlaroux 12 днів тому +5

      weird thing i’ve noticed about myself is topic specific mimicking, like i read pokémon related stuff aloud like the pokémon guy. i work at a school. it happens more often than you’d think

    • @littleflick
      @littleflick 12 днів тому +3

      THIS!

  • @Reilia_
    @Reilia_ 12 днів тому +206

    One more relevant thing to add to the discourse about voice switching, I think a lot of it can also be quite related to transphobia, or just general stuff in general, like Anastasia said.
    As a transfemme, working on my voice really forced me to come to terms with that, where I've landed, I really don't think there is a "real" voice. As you were talking about, it's always adjusted consciously or not. It honestly upsets me when trans people talk about their old voice as "real" voice. My masc voice was not any more real than my fem is now. If I try to talk like that anymore I genuinely do not recognize myself and it feels horrible. And obviously, this is me adjusting to fit who I was and wanted to be with an active change, but the same thing can really apply to any type of voice change. People are able to change their voice, and how they naturally speak, it just is possible and people don't realize it. The voice you feel most comfortable in is your most "real" voice

    • @lunanight4806
      @lunanight4806 12 днів тому +8

      I agree, my voice defaults to a somewhat deeper one and it makes my super uncomfortable even though its not that deep.

    • @imrastar7055
      @imrastar7055 12 днів тому +18

      I feel similarly. As someone who’s transmasc and started talking lower to help voice dysphoria before going on testosterone, it really bothers me when people make fun of someone for changing their voice. Even if they are deliberately changing it, maybe they just like it better? I don’t see what’s wrong with using your voice to present yourself in whatever way you want just like you would with clothes or hair. I get why people might find it odd or be surprised at first since a lot of times we use someone’s voice to identify/recognize them, but someone’s voice isn’t set in stone and will shift naturally in different contexts a lot anyway, like customer service voice, so I wish it wasn’t as big of a deal as people tend to make it.

    • @robo7643
      @robo7643 12 днів тому +10

      ​@@imrastar7055 I've been on T for a couple years and I do tend to speak lower in public but also I still can revert to high pitched customer service voice I grew up doing 😅 and it depends if my voice is tired. I can't talk low without also speaking with a vocal fry and that feels like it works out my vocal chords more

    • @elicarson6134
      @elicarson6134 12 днів тому +7

      before i realized im transmasc i used to imitate my older male cousin’s deeper voice because i thought it was “cool” so …

    • @randy3639
      @randy3639 12 днів тому +5

      omg I'm so glad you mentioned the transphobic aspect to it, bcs it really disproportionately affects transfem people (from what I've noticed.)
      In online spaces I've seen fans of ppl who use fem presenting avatars (mainly vtubers) have this weird in-joke where they claim that they want to hear the person's "real voice" and expose that they're like, a dude acting as a cute anime girl or whatever. It always rubs me off in the wrong way bcs at the end of the day, that doesn't change the persona herself. why are we so obsessed with "exposing" people for what they sound like behind the screen if all it does is make everyone involved uncomfortable?
      (a bit of a rhetorical question, ik its bcs ppl just wanna feel entitled to their theories & have transphobic rhetoric they don't feel like unpacking.)

  • @chenwingsee
    @chenwingsee 12 днів тому +125

    I cannot wait to hear Jarvis' Kendrick concert reaction now that we've seen it LMAO

  • @firelordoregano5632
    @firelordoregano5632 12 днів тому +121

    the ariana grande thing is so ridiculously unremarkable. the pitch of my voice shifts unconsciously on the daily depending on whether i'm speaking to family, friends, or wendy's drive thru employee

    • @aurifulgore
      @aurifulgore 11 днів тому +11

      Also, people who are really vocally skilled can change a lot about their voices further than ohh they sing gud. I notice a lot of voice actors (legit voice actors, not just celebs in animated movies) can usually sing pretty well.

    • @teejaykaye4357
      @teejaykaye4357 8 днів тому +4

      I feel like it’s especially a girl thing. Like basically every girl I’ve ever known pitches their voice up in certain contexts - especially jobs - and then when they’re just chilling out and with friends their voices drop down. Idk I just feel like I notice it more than with guys

    • @firelordoregano5632
      @firelordoregano5632 7 днів тому +2

      @@teejaykaye4357 literally trying to unlearn this as a transmasc

  • @miadruckrey8629
    @miadruckrey8629 12 днів тому +197

    Jordan gives off exact energy of a cat person who still loves dogs almost as much

    • @nicematerial
      @nicematerial 12 днів тому +27

      Weirdly specific but completely accurate

  • @morningboy_
    @morningboy_ 12 днів тому +127

    to me jordan seems like the type of guy to get a really fancy cat like a mainecoon or something and give it sweaters

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 12 днів тому +42

    The awe and confusion with which Jordan said "what's tapioca" sent me into orbit

  • @internetfox
    @internetfox 12 днів тому +66

    6:20 I think the phrase she's looking for is sympathetic linguistic convergence, where you (subconsciously) take on features (accent especially, also tone and vocabulary) of those you talk to frequently.

    • @themadmanchannel9036
      @themadmanchannel9036 7 днів тому +1

      Thank you. I was - unsuccessfully - trying to google what the name of the phenomenon was.

  • @mimmismith3719
    @mimmismith3719 12 днів тому +58

    I'm actually like so terrible at knowing when people have low or high voice registers so jarvis pulling out the deep base notes was craaaaazy

  • @cameron2836
    @cameron2836 12 днів тому +56

    Jordan seems like the most "owns a cat" person ever imo
    He also just gives the energy of a tortie cat, so

    • @d0rm4ntp4st3
      @d0rm4ntp4st3 12 днів тому +8

      misread tortie cat as turtle and tbh that too i think

    • @cameron2836
      @cameron2836 12 днів тому +2

      @@d0rm4ntp4st3 you're absolutely correct

    • @kait.theidiot
      @kait.theidiot 10 днів тому +2

      really obsessed with how i’ve seen like 3 comments in this same vein so far, excited to see what part of the video this related to

  • @adobecult
    @adobecult 12 днів тому +152

    "[louis armstrong voice] is there a hobbit in my cave?" has me dying

  • @RNOP_hello
    @RNOP_hello 12 днів тому +34

    Jordan is in his 70s disco man era

  • @VillaFanDan92
    @VillaFanDan92 12 днів тому +89

    That little anecdote of Hades making Jordan go full west country made me laugh

    • @emisformaker
      @emisformaker 12 днів тому +10

      Someone better ask him were his combine harvester is

  • @thefrostyslime
    @thefrostyslime 11 днів тому +21

    Classically trained singer here: Ariana's voice switching is a legit method for preserving your singing voice. Does sound goofy tho lol.

  • @cutiepeel
    @cutiepeel 12 днів тому +34

    Jordan, you are the epitome of Cat Guy energy, don't let the haters tell you any different

  • @amberwingtundrawing776
    @amberwingtundrawing776 12 днів тому +55

    Ariana Grande changes her voice a lot, this is probably the least questionable one shes started doing? The most is def her blaccent era

  • @Kazutoification
    @Kazutoification 12 днів тому +78

    The whole problem with the incel community is that their celibacy is involuntary. One of the reasons why many incel men hate women is because incel men feel like the feminist movement and the growing independence of women have 'allowed' women to have 'standards'. And a lot of this hatred stems from the harmful ideology from the right-wing.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 12 днів тому +27

      The problem with incels is themsels

    • @ruminationstation4200
      @ruminationstation4200 11 днів тому +18

      ​@@1WEareBUFO1If you asked a therapist to write down maladaptive thought processes and tendencies that limit personal growth & hurt connections with other, the overlap with incels would genuinely be like 80%. It's crazy how what defines them is literally just being foundationally dysfunctional people who have chosen to externalize their problems while avoiding therapy, then doing a surprise Pikachu that strategy isn't working for them yet doubling down anyway.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas 10 днів тому

      MGTOW is voluntary and they’re potentially worse

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 22 години тому +1

      It’s just not involuntary though, I've seen so many examples of incels complaining about how only “ugly or fat” women approach them, they could easily stop their celibacy. They complain about how the hot girls only want hot guys, when they’re just as shallow.

  • @ValerieKnight-oj5sq
    @ValerieKnight-oj5sq 12 днів тому +31

    Hi, I'm an ancient vampire who has traveled the worlds and actually I'm sorry to tell you, but the ice wall theory is correct. We aren't really supposed to talk about it, because the government wants to keep the magic to themselves, but it's completely real. I used to chill in Asgard with Thor and Odin. But they kicked me out because I did the "got your nose" trick on them.

  • @hitopstl
    @hitopstl 12 днів тому +76

    15:00 my family's dog got Cushing's disease, he drank a lot of water. It is an adrenal gland issue. I would recommend looking into it if you see this, Jarvis. Good luck

  • @rachelfgonzales
    @rachelfgonzales 12 днів тому +34

    15:06 about Dipper: Chewy accepts images or pdf’s of your scripts. You should be able to get a physical copy of your prescription from your vet even if they say they changed their policy about purchasing through them, you still have a right to his script. You may also be able to also be able to view it if your vet has an app or a patient portal kind of thing. I have pets and I get the frustration.

  • @Unfortunately_alive
    @Unfortunately_alive 12 днів тому +44

    Jarvis, your description of Dipper’s symptoms sounds almost identical to my dog. Not to diagnose your dog online but Addison’s disease usually doesn’t present in male dogs so they don’t test for it

  • @reigning_deer185
    @reigning_deer185 12 днів тому +43

    My fiance and roomate drop several octaves when on voice calls for games like LoL or CoD, and when on discord with their friends. It's funny to hear my fiance pitch up when talking to me, and then pitch back down to go back to the game.

    • @pr0ntab
      @pr0ntab 12 днів тому +4

      Real and same I hate noticing when I do it

  • @faetison
    @faetison 11 днів тому +24

    I can't believe I haven't seen a single comment about the wig popping out in the back ground 1:09:00

    • @tylertodd4774
      @tylertodd4774 10 днів тому +3

      Came here to see if anyone else noticed!

    • @27superstef
      @27superstef 10 днів тому +2

      Me too!! It's a conspiracy 👀

    • @macularius
      @macularius 9 днів тому

      the entity from the nook finally found jordan again

    • @wverms
      @wverms 8 днів тому

      they posted on twitter saying they're looking into it

  • @Mcraw2603
    @Mcraw2603 12 днів тому +13

    Them knowing about Rotten Mango is the type of crossover that in reality seems really likely but in my mind feels insane

    • @fishfoo
      @fishfoo 11 днів тому +2

      I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS they feel like completely different worlds to me??

  • @SapphireSeahorse494
    @SapphireSeahorse494 12 днів тому +21

    as an OSDD system, we all have different instinctual voices, even though we have the same voice box and lungs and stuff.

  • @virgilhawkins3390
    @virgilhawkins3390 11 днів тому +9

    Hey, former vet tech here with explaination and advice. We had a lot of problems with people trying to get Ivermectin from us and had to change our prescription policy as well. There are also people who try to snag controlled substances through pet prescriptions.
    The trick though is that you can request a written prescription anytime. You don't need to get it from a vet office. They might tell you things like "we can't guarantee the ones you get elsewhere are legitimate" on behalf of corporate pressure, but they'll give you the written one and you can get that to chewy.
    However it is absolutely stupid that these are behind this dumb paywall. You're right, there is no medicine in it. It's just like if you were gluten intolerant and a doctor needed to sign off on your keto meals. It's stupid.

  • @trs16
    @trs16 12 днів тому +22

    My twin used to know a guy who believed that space and other planets and stuff exist but all the pictures we have of them are fake

  • @phrogi9092
    @phrogi9092 12 днів тому +12

    in my head everyone off screen also has a mustache

  • @MrGoldfish8
    @MrGoldfish8 12 днів тому +22

    We don't have healthcare for pets here in Australia either. My mum's dog recently spent a few days in the vet because he got poisoned, and we had to spend thousands for it.

    • @zawwnypow5813
      @zawwnypow5813 11 днів тому +1

      Hope your baby feels better ❤

  • @dyce3754
    @dyce3754 11 днів тому +10

    tapioca pudding mentioned big win for custard guzzlers

  • @MistahPaul
    @MistahPaul 12 днів тому +20

    Jarvis & Jordan: This is my real voice, "KYAAAAAAH!

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 12 днів тому +1

      That is my real name. KYAH!

  • @tay-lore
    @tay-lore 12 днів тому +53

    Everyone has been talking about weird social media conspiracy theorists lately. Have they just been showing up more on the default algorithm lately?

    • @spinecho609
      @spinecho609 12 днів тому +11

      The content creators all agreed to make content on it in secret.

    • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
      @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx 11 днів тому +6

      it's a conspiracy actually

  • @Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica
    @Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica 12 днів тому +9

    Is it just me or is Jordan slowly giving off more and more Bob Ross energy with every thumb nail

  • @ruminationstation4200
    @ruminationstation4200 11 днів тому +11

    The issue with Ariana is that the vocal changes happen to align with what racial group she's pandering to. She (very consistently) spoke lowering when she spoke with a blaccent. After she switched up and is pandering to the kpop market, she coincidentally has shifted to more consistently speaking in a falsetto, which closet emulates female east Asian norms.
    Of course a singer can shift their voice and will for vocal health. But with her it aligns with other instances of abnormal "culture vulture" stuff. Meme clips just lose that nuance

    • @prettyroach
      @prettyroach 6 днів тому +1

      it’s for PR too. when she wants to appear dominating and sexy it’s blaccent but when there’s a crisis and she has to appear innocent it’s all dainty-yt-girl

  • @sadie1606
    @sadie1606 12 днів тому +28

    People don’t know girls code switch but it’s with tones. Some people with speak with a higher pitch, some people we will let our voices relax, other I deepen my voice to show authority and that I’m serious. Hehe

    • @mimicoolll0
      @mimicoolll0 12 днів тому +7

      i also change my voice a lot too. my voice when i’m around family and close friends is different from my voice when i’m speaking to people such as a professor or a boss for example. it’s also partially due to code switching as a black woman too though. it’s not strange to me that people change their voice. in fact i grew up with other women in my family speaking about how it is often necessary in certain spaces

    • @franjkav
      @franjkav 12 днів тому

      Some girls** I don’t do this

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 12 днів тому +5

      Never done that I think I'm too autistic I just speak how I speak. Everyone says I'm monotonous or too dramatic no in-between loll. I can't imagine navigating that shit

    • @manicpixiecremegirl
      @manicpixiecremegirl 10 днів тому

      for real. and the customer service voice is a well documented phenomenon lol

    • @manicpixiecremegirl
      @manicpixiecremegirl 10 днів тому

      for real. and the customer service voice is a well documented phenomenon lol

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole 12 днів тому +20

    idk if this is more of a thing with just MY vet but in my country (even though it cost a lot of money once you get there) will advice you whether or not they feel you need to come in if you call. I once called bc my dog had a worried stomach and they advised me on over the counter things I could buy and then told me to wait a little longer and to make sure his general mood didn’t change. He got better in a couple of days and I saved a lot of money

    • @franjkav
      @franjkav 12 днів тому +1

      Every time my mom or I have tried calling, we get told to just come in

    • @casrrole
      @casrrole 12 днів тому +4

      @@franjkav man I really hope it’s not bc they’re tryna take money from you bc that would suck :((

    • @emisformaker
      @emisformaker 12 днів тому +1

      I've had this happen exactly once, and it was because my dog had kennel cough. They actually didn't want me to bring her in because it's so contagious, and because there's not much they can do until/unless there's a complication. In general though, they tell me to come in. IMO, vets are worse than dentists for emptying one's bank account.

    • @casrrole
      @casrrole 12 днів тому +2

      @@emisformaker yeah kennel cough is basically a common cold for dogs so unless they’re having like heavy breathing issues or a fever they can’t do anything. Good they didn’t bring you in and charge you just to take your dogs temp!

    • @kaysonspinazzola8942
      @kaysonspinazzola8942 8 днів тому

      @@casrrole the one thing that truly pissed me off more than anything before i quit my job working the front desk at a VCA animal clinic was them introducing a new "just book it!!!" policy (complete with stupid animated training video program) where they literally told all their receptionists to NOT do this-- that, no matter what, if someone calls and is worried about their animal, DON'T ask any follow-up questions about the animal's condition or symptoms or circumstances, (because it "comes across as diagnosing over the phone,") and JUST book them for the soonest available appointment. because the "best thing for the animal is to be seen!" when, uh.... there are tons of situations where thats NOT the case? such as in this situation, where coming in to the vet might actually stress the animal out more, or a situation where an animal is in, like, you know, a CRITICAL EMERGENCY and should be being taken to the ER RIGHT NOW, not wasting time waiting for an appointment that got booked for two days from now, (or even that afternoon!) because the receptionist didn't ask any questions... super transparent ploy from the MARS corporation that owns VCA to just make more money at the expense of animals and their people... so some vets are ABSOLUTELY just trying to make money off of people... or rather, their corporate overlords are, while the actual employees who work in the clinic and actually care about the animals they're treating are dragged along...

  • @t0fuuu102
    @t0fuuu102 12 днів тому +12

    lmao they mentioned cassava as an example of a root even tho cassava is the plant tapioca comes from

    • @cafrangel
      @cafrangel 8 днів тому

      was searching for this comment hahaha

  • @doggytheanarchist7876
    @doggytheanarchist7876 12 днів тому +15

    That 46 yo billionaire looks like he could be my dad, and I'm 40.

  • @apeiceofgarbage9848
    @apeiceofgarbage9848 12 днів тому +18

    7:00 the deep voice smeagol smoking juuls is fucking halarious

  • @BrandonNevermind
    @BrandonNevermind 11 днів тому +8

    100% find a new vet, that policy is honestly super sketch and doesn't provide a lot of confidence in their recommendations if all of them are gonna just be to make that specific vet office more money. Also, I feel you on the cost - I have an asthmatic cat with a couple other health issues, and she costs me a couple hundred per month just in medications and whatnot; thankfully I can get that stuff on Chewy at a lower cost (per recommendation of my vet even!)

    • @BrandonNevermind
      @BrandonNevermind 11 днів тому +6

      P.S. I can 100% imagine Jordan being the kinda cat owner that has like 3 cats but they just wander around his place without drawing attention, so at some point a friend finally sees one and goes "you have a cat, when did you get her?!" and he goes "a couple years ago, the other two needed another cat to play with" 🤣

    • @abigailbliss9342
      @abigailbliss9342 3 дні тому

      As someone who works in vet med, I can almost guarantee it’s not a money thing. They most likely stopped providing authorization for outside pharmacies because companies like Chewy are a nightmare to deal with for the staff. A huge chunk of our time is spent signing off on these prescriptions and sending them back, and Chewy in particular is notorious for being very hard to work with. For example they will tell the owner they’ve waiting on us for approval, but they never actually sent it to us in the first place. Or if we actually do receive it and send the approval back to them, it mysteriously gets lost and they keep sending new requests for things we already approved. Which results in frustrated clients not getting their prescriptions in a timely manner, and the vet staff wasting a bunch of time trying to troubleshoot issues with the online pharmacy. They definitely should have given him a heads up that their policy was changing, and it’s totally within his right to switch to a vet that will be more convenient for him, but unfortunately it’s just not sustainable for a lot of clinics to work with online pharmacies anymore. Hope that provides some insight!

  • @deaconoliphant8096
    @deaconoliphant8096 11 днів тому +19

    I have not seen a single comment see this but at 1:09:29 there’s a weird human head looking thing that peeks around the door, is someone in Jarvis’s house, or was is just someone playing a prank😭

    • @jamiemartin9322
      @jamiemartin9322 10 днів тому +1

      I just scrolled through a loooot of comments to see if anyone else saw them 😂

    • @appleciderwitch
      @appleciderwitch 9 днів тому

      @@jamiemartin9322 Just caught them too. It looks like someone comes downstairs, realizes they are filming and then pops back out.

    • @macularius
      @macularius 9 днів тому +1

      yeah they're almost surely a houseguest who doesn't want to interrupt the recording, but it's still very funny how jarvis, oblivious, says "there's a creepypasta--" directly after they disappear behind the wall

    • @wverms
      @wverms 8 днів тому

      they posted on twitter saying they're looking into it

    • @tht1blackgirl
      @tht1blackgirl 5 днів тому

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT MENTIONING THIS OMG

  • @liamcristello2591
    @liamcristello2591 10 днів тому +4

    I truly have no stake in the Onezwa-Nara thing but I have to agree those disses were ice cold lmao, the “children left behind” one had me rolling

  • @MissSHUTurMOUF
    @MissSHUTurMOUF 12 днів тому +5

    The ice wall thing came from a video of someone circling Antarctica and recording the coast, which they took to be a ring and not just the perimeter of the ice shelf. "It never ends" because it's a film of them going around a continent

  • @gilroy_clancy24
    @gilroy_clancy24 12 днів тому +17

    love u guys thanks for being there

  • @KymLikesGames
    @KymLikesGames 9 днів тому +3

    I do love that the "Do I give you the ick?" joke is still going strong lmao.

  • @iamjustkiwi
    @iamjustkiwi 12 днів тому +7

    Jordan doing his exaggerated british voice reminds me of how the NPCs in the first fable sound, its uncanny.

  • @decepta-con
    @decepta-con 10 днів тому +2

    on vet bills: there are low-cost options for people with lower incomes (funded by donations and grants).
    we (vet community) know the bills are expensive, but our costs have also increased dramatically. the equipment, utilities, cost to pay trained/educated staff (who are still typically underpaid), etc., is a lot to maintain, too. the vet field is full of empathetic people that would absolutely perform services for free/out of the goodness of their hearts if they could!

    • @kaysonspinazzola8942
      @kaysonspinazzola8942 8 днів тому

      it always sucks whenever people can't afford vet care (we're all well aware it's crazy expensive and we hate it too...) but likewise hilarious whenever people assume that anyone in the vetmed industry is "just in it for the money!" because it's like.... lol, where? almost everyone is underpaid, and do you have any idea how much the megacorporations that supply our equipment/drugs/lab tests are charging us?!

  • @chloesomethingsface3842
    @chloesomethingsface3842 12 днів тому +8

    my favorite conspiracy theory is the one about how commentary youtubers all conspire when posting

  • @alumnimun
    @alumnimun 12 днів тому +13

    At 1:09:30 there’s like a scary ghost watch out you guys

  • @RamenKitsune
    @RamenKitsune 12 днів тому +9

    I'm sorry, maybe this is just the midwestern in me, but if I invite you to my house and you're not gonna show until hours later I just won't invite you to anything ever again.

    • @rabbit6546
      @rabbit6546 10 днів тому +1

      Ok real tho when jarvis talked about people not even being there when he got there over an hour after start time if that had been me i would’ve been in full autistic meltdown like unless it’s like jacob’s housewarming party of arrive whenever why would you ignore the set time

  • @icantthinkofaname8139
    @icantthinkofaname8139 12 днів тому +7

    Lost some close online friends of mine yesterday and was about to watch a Jarvis Johnson Gold video, so this is about the best time for a new Sad Boyz to drop

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 12 днів тому +7

    You accidentally misread cananeus (Canaanite) as caninus (canine) once and all of a sudden they're making depictions of dog-headed Saints.

  • @user-xl8kj4lg2r
    @user-xl8kj4lg2r 12 днів тому +29

    Sad Boyz? More like Handsome as heck boyz

  • @anfiasco
    @anfiasco 12 днів тому +7

    this is like part 2 of kurtis' conspiracy video that dropped yesterday

  • @abigailbliss9342
    @abigailbliss9342 3 дні тому +2

    Hi Jarvis, as someone who works in vet med, I just wanted to give some insight on the food situation. They most likely stopped providing authorization for outside pharmacies because companies like Chewy are a nightmare to deal with for the staff. A huge chunk of our time is spent signing off on these prescriptions and sending them back, and Chewy in particular is notorious for being very hard to work with. For example they will tell the owner they’ve waiting on us for approval, but they never actually sent it to us in the first place. Or if we actually do receive it and send the approval back to them, it mysteriously gets lost and they keep sending new requests for things we already approved. Which results in frustrated clients not getting their prescriptions in a timely manner, and the vet staff wasting a bunch of time trying to troubleshoot issues with the online pharmacy. Your vet definitely should have given you a heads up that their policy was changing, but unfortunately it’s just not sustainable for a lot of clinics to work with online pharmacies anymore.

  • @ThisIsEmerald
    @ThisIsEmerald 12 днів тому +6

    I work at a pet supoly store, Jarvis is right about switching dog foods being hard on their tummys but you can mitigate that by slowly introducing the food. You do a quarter new food and 3 quarters old food for the first 2 days, than go up another quarter for it to be half new food for 2 days, and so on

  • @TheRaquelephant
    @TheRaquelephant 11 днів тому +2

    as a second gen cuban with an undergrad degree in linguistics who took an edible before watching this video… u threw me there for a sec

  • @torrix_4595
    @torrix_4595 12 днів тому +9

    The funniest thing about the whole Conspiracy theory is why they would keep it secret. Like it would be so fucking cool if it was real. I would be so down.
    Also from looking at his account myself I am pretty sure that he isn’t actually serious about it and that its a parody account of some kind

  • @Jax_isaViewer
    @Jax_isaViewer 12 днів тому +4

    I literally just got out of surgery. I swear it’s like you guys know when we need you most. Perfect timing

    • @kcat26
      @kcat26 12 днів тому +2

      i hope you're doing well!!! wishing you a speedy recovery ❤

  • @ecoCreatesGames
    @ecoCreatesGames 12 днів тому +9

    My Great Dane mix is allergic to grass and a ton of trees. He takes medicine every day that costs a fortune. Sadly, I didn't get insurance before I found this out.

  • @nonyabizness956
    @nonyabizness956 11 днів тому +4

    Jordan looks like the Luigi version of Jarvis now

  • @malinicorrea9379
    @malinicorrea9379 12 днів тому +8

    1:09:29 most terrifying thing i've ever seen in my life who tf is that

  • @alisiabeck3365
    @alisiabeck3365 10 днів тому +2

    Hey Jarvis! In regards to your dog food woes, see if you can order directly from the manufacturer! I know both Purina and Hill's Science Diet have this ability, and I'm like 85% sure Royal Canin does as well. Most vets can set you up with it and then the company ships it directly to your house. If your vet gives you issues for ordering directly from the manufacturer then I would definetly look for a new vet. Also- if it's the Royal Canin HP diet, then I know RC has been having supply issues ever since covid, and it hasn't been getting better. Purina also has a HP prescription diet that could work if you haven't already tried it, and tends to be more available. I was a vet assistant for almost a decade so I know the ins and outs of da buisness 😎

  • @Being_John
    @Being_John 12 днів тому +4

    Amelia Earhart definitely wasn’t lost in the Bermuda Triangle lmao. She disappeared in the pacific

  • @Thesogothshow
    @Thesogothshow 11 днів тому +4

    Not Jarvis talking about breast milk again😂😂

  • @FunctionallyLiteratePerson
    @FunctionallyLiteratePerson 12 днів тому +9

    Someone I knew in highschool naturally had a super deep voice and spoke higher as well

  • @maggiemitchell5647
    @maggiemitchell5647 12 днів тому +9

    6:29 me and my older sister both talk and laugh the exact same despite us not being the closest of siblings💀

  • @RageingMuffin
    @RageingMuffin 12 днів тому +2

    As someone who works customer service for a vets office: I swear we don't make it like this on purpose. My office, for example, can't do the Auth for outside pharmacies because we're small, and the clinic has to pay for the portals used to approve things. There are also people who used to stockpile specialized foods either to resell or just to use themselves on puppy farms. The price of vet med is also increasing because there is a Countrywide shortage of vets, and way too many pets being bred with no consideration for future health complications. It's a field that suffers from a high rate of...unaliving ones self and only recently has there been a support system for them. It does suck but for the most part, it's honestly not the vet hospitals fault. (In my small personal experience, that is)

  • @No-zh2ky
    @No-zh2ky 12 днів тому +4

    Sadboyz is the only channel I consistently see the videos of within 30 minutes of the upload

  • @DrunkenHotei
    @DrunkenHotei 12 днів тому +3

    I think the concept in linguistics alluded to around the 6-minute mark is "register."

  • @tyjaelittle36
    @tyjaelittle36 11 днів тому +1

    The dog food thing is literally happening to me too with my cat. Food prescription s are awful and my cats tummy gets upset so easily.

  • @Ana-yh6lj
    @Ana-yh6lj 6 днів тому +2

    You guys are genuinely so attractive like at one point Jordan made eye contact with the camera and I had to look away because I got nervous even though I know he can’t actually see me 💀

  • @TheK3vin
    @TheK3vin 11 днів тому +2

    Best part is this dude threw in a legitimate true fact about St. Christopher literally being a werewolf in his hagiography, right in the middle of saying ASGARD IS REAL

  • @Diadeclaw
    @Diadeclaw 12 днів тому +5

    I was so hoping they’d bring up the boba man again😭

  • @tarettime9392
    @tarettime9392 12 днів тому +5

    As a guy that doesn’t have a particularly deep voice I remember later in HS I had the idea just to talk slightly deeper and get myself to do it all the time so it became my natural voice. (Obviously didn’t last very long)

  • @plant3446
    @plant3446 12 днів тому +2

    I’ve heard vets online talking about these online markets where in order to authorize you need to give the platform access to your clients’ info (all clients too) which is icky

  • @colleena6671
    @colleena6671 12 днів тому +1

    I love the call backs to other episodes 😊

  • @miaa533
    @miaa533 12 днів тому +2

    Waiting until Friday for these is so hard also Jarvis gimme ur hoodie its 10/10 cool

  • @dudeist_priest
    @dudeist_priest 12 днів тому +2

    This is my favorite mtg podcast

  • @tobishinkaiye7227
    @tobishinkaiye7227 11 днів тому +2

    Jordan’s Afro looks so good this episode

  • @alyset.3083
    @alyset.3083 12 днів тому +3

    Jarvis, PLS share your Kendrick concert experience 😫

  • @anaugustvirgo
    @anaugustvirgo 11 днів тому +1

    I appreciate the rant about vet prices; my dog has always had digestive issues, and the only thing that has helped her is adding pumpkin to her food, I'm not sure what it is about pumpkin, but her poops always come out good when I use it combined with food that is easy digestion. Now that she's a senior, she has had a few other things pop up, including possibly having Cushings disease, all the tests added up to almost $2000! ASPCA/Humane Society might be able to help those that are low income, but it's never a guarantee if they don't think it's worth the cost.

  • @PreventtheToast
    @PreventtheToast 12 днів тому +1

    The most exciting thing is Jordan subtly dropping dnd lore on us every episode

  • @natalieday6581
    @natalieday6581 11 днів тому +2

    ok im not usually a youtube video commenter but jarvis that outfit is sick as hell

  • @drowninginmelody
    @drowninginmelody 11 днів тому +1

    On the vets not approving outside scripts - it is becoming more common of an issue. Companies like Chewy have siphoned a lot of prescription and food revenue from vet clinics, and going through mountains of requests to approve for an outside pharmacy is time consuming for the clinic staff. Still kinda ridiculous because the food shouldn't *technically* be prescription, but some of those diets are not appropriate unless the animal has certain health conditions, so there needs to be some boundaries.

  • @boolasagna9663
    @boolasagna9663 11 днів тому +1

    I am a youngin and recently got diagnosed with sleep apnea and have a nose mask. I used to have nappies all the time but now I can stay awake during the day! The nose mask is actually pretty comfy. It is amazing how my life has changed since I have been using it regularly. I cannot recommend trying and sticking to it enough.

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 12 днів тому +3

    One does not simply sail to Antarctica. But you definitely can, if you want. There are restrictions in place when it comes to businesses and industry and tourism and such. But it's not illegal for a private person to sail to Antarctica. You're surely gonna die, but no one is gonna stop you. South Antarctic Sea has the harshest conditions of any of the oceans. Largest waves, highest winds, a part of it even has _the_ strongest average winds found anywhere on Earth, because down there they can blow around the entire globe unimpeded by any land-mass. In winter part of the ocean surrounding Antarctica freezes as well. But icebergs can occur at any time of year throughout the ocean. Some may have drafts up to several hundred meters. It's also very, very remote from every other land mass, the closest is the southern tip of South America. Meaning, if something goes awry, don't count on any search and rescue being able to reach you in time - if at all. On top of all that I've also heard it's supposed to be really, really chilly.

  • @maximumdinosaur
    @maximumdinosaur 10 днів тому +1

    The rotten mango shout-out lmao i love it

  • @Leech_Bread
    @Leech_Bread 12 днів тому +3

    37:49 for my own enjoyment of whatever noise that was

  • @AubSec
    @AubSec 10 днів тому

    "we'll touch feet off-line" is such an amazingly cursed sentence.

  • @animuswonder
    @animuswonder 11 днів тому +2

    i got a cpap machine about 2 years ago now, and it is very hard for me to get used to.
    if you want any advice (for anybody!),
    -in the beginning you should have it on during the day, just get used to the sensations of it (it’s so so weird having air pumped into your lungs, you gotta get used to that before you can even think of sleeping)
    -also you really Need to mess around with different masks. usually companies have a wide variety of options and will let you try various ones on at appointments
    i keep waking up with my mask off and having only gotten around 2-3 hours of sleep with it on usually :(
    it really is so hard to get used to but God Damn when i was using it for the first time super consistently, i’m not even joking, my depression got better. like. i just went my first winter without getting crippling seasonal depression.
    we seriously need to talk more about how our mental health is often tied to our quality of sleep btw ^^ its actually crazy