How to be a Canadian: 2 Canadian 2 Courteous

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  • @kristenlonergan350
    @kristenlonergan350 6 років тому +3206

    Every Canadian in a grocery store ever: “I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya”

    • @kellygurl5
      @kellygurl5 6 років тому +84

      Kristen Wood hahahahahah yes, way too guilty of this!!

    • @ryanward5770
      @ryanward5770 6 років тому +57

      Wait hold on how did u know

    • @mainyryan5978
      @mainyryan5978 6 років тому +11

      where was this part?

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 6 років тому +10

      LOL so true.

    • @tonyspro
      @tonyspro 6 років тому

      Kristen Wood r/quityourbullshit

  • @queenali9039
    @queenali9039 7 років тому +2838

    You forgot "trying to draw the Canadian flag free hand and eventually rage quitting"

  • @galahadthegreen5696
    @galahadthegreen5696 6 років тому +1649

    You forgot
    “saying hi to strangers on the street”
    “Apologizing for stuff you probably don’t need to apologize for”
    “Laughing at American politics”

    • @AJ-CR
      @AJ-CR 6 років тому +8

      OOF I'm American. 🇺🇸

    • @books2438
      @books2438 6 років тому +55

      Yeah we talk about American politics but not much about our own😂

    • @katteycat
      @katteycat 6 років тому +7

      It's mostly Europe where people don't say hi on the streets

    • @londonxrainn
      @londonxrainn 6 років тому +19

      But we Americans already laugh at our own politics

    • @linx4355
      @linx4355 6 років тому +5

      I laugh at justin turdo all the time ;)

  • @oleskaprokopovych882
    @oleskaprokopovych882 5 років тому +603

    You forgot: singing the French version of the national anthem at school and butchering all the words because no one really knows what they are

    • @grimere4367
      @grimere4367 4 роки тому +21

      100% accurate

    • @lyric1462
      @lyric1462 4 роки тому +16

      Oh I dont have to sing the french version I live in Ontario tho

    • @isabelle-eh4pw
      @isabelle-eh4pw 4 роки тому +1

      un excuse me?

    • @outtathered88
      @outtathered88 4 роки тому +1

      Oleska Prokopovych very true

    • @mr.catman6911
      @mr.catman6911 4 роки тому +8

      Well I take French in school so, I know the words off the top of my head as a true maratimer

  • @imatoastysmore
    @imatoastysmore 6 років тому +451

    Getting offended when strangers don't smile back at you on the street
    Getting frustrated when you have to colour a map of Canada because of the Nunavut islands
    Getting laughed at about your accent
    When people want you to say "aboot" and "sore-y"
    XP

    • @CostaneFTW1
      @CostaneFTW1 4 роки тому +7

      I always did the nunavut as white, on account of how cold she is bud.

    • @max-ud1xb
      @max-ud1xb 4 роки тому +7

      I always just do a bunch of circles for the islands & hope it’s close 💀

    • @HistoryLuvr
      @HistoryLuvr 4 роки тому +1

      Literally all my teachers say sore-y.

    • @correctingmyselfasalways6599
      @correctingmyselfasalways6599 4 роки тому +3

      Nunavut Islands? Territories!!

    • @coolcucumber7536
      @coolcucumber7536 4 роки тому +2

      Wait so you’re not supposed to say about but aboot?

  • @TheJonStark
    @TheJonStark 6 років тому +808

    I lost it at "KD for deranged psychopaths" with the ketchup lol

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 5 років тому +21

      It's entirely normal to put ketchup on KD because it contains cheese. Anything that has cheese or eggs in it gets ketchup put on it, DUH!

    • @genotheshyskell5977
      @genotheshyskell5977 5 років тому +1

      @@AnnoyingMoose kd is one of those expsion like in french when you have one genrale rule and then 700,00,000 expsions

    • @davedowling8469
      @davedowling8469 5 років тому +4

      KD is not KD anymore they changed it to make it healthier.

    • @ChantelStays
      @ChantelStays 5 років тому +1

      TheJonStark best taste ever

    • @Nechayev_
      @Nechayev_ 5 років тому +2

      ...dam i want kd and ketchup now...

  • @imtired7956
    @imtired7956 5 років тому +442

    The never ending war when two Canadians open the doors for each other.( I know from experience)

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +2

      I live in the South. I can relate.

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 роки тому +1

      Y’all aren’t from Canada are you cause we don’t do that

    • @edplays0.1
      @edplays0.1 4 роки тому

      Me too

    • @T355V
      @T355V 4 роки тому

      Yin yang Lord speak for yourself lmao

    • @loganmiller3329
      @loganmiller3329 4 роки тому +1

      Dont remind me of my war

  • @aidan2857
    @aidan2857 6 років тому +472

    They forgot to go to Canadian tire

    • @Anteetum
      @Anteetum 5 років тому +5

      Ahhhhhhh yes our knockoff Home Depot

    • @maybeasian5725
      @maybeasian5725 4 роки тому +7

      @@Anteetum home depot is also in canada

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 4 роки тому +2

      @@Anteetum
      Lol what're you talking about you hoser? Canadian Tire has way more stuff than Home Depot. A Canadian Tire is almost like a cross between a Wal-Mart and a giant car parts store in terms of all the stuff it sells. A Home Depot just sells new furniture, home furnishings, soil and stuff like light bulbs

  • @bernalizacasareno7336
    @bernalizacasareno7336 5 років тому +409

    Basic steps of being Canadian:
    Step 1: Maple syrup
    Step 2: say sorry in every sentence
    Step 3: Tim Horton’s is the best
    Step 4: milk in bags
    Step 5: *health care*

    • @patricesavard366
      @patricesavard366 5 років тому +12

      Tim Hortons sucks since they've been bought by Burger King!

    • @1985bjaycat
      @1985bjaycat 5 років тому +5

      We need it after all the donuts, beer bongs and maple syrup!!

    • @NINATV_
      @NINATV_ 5 років тому +6

      Bernaliza Casareno do you want to know what the basic step of being Canadian is? Be born in fucking Canada..

    • @shahzeensaleem840
      @shahzeensaleem840 5 років тому +5

      @@NINATV_ never say fucking to any country

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 років тому +6

      @@NINATV_
      I hope you're being sarcastic with that comment.

  • @alexwilson4793
    @alexwilson4793 6 років тому +811

    95% of the people watching this are Canadian

  • @RickyOneEye
    @RickyOneEye 7 років тому +523

    As a Canadian, this is all too true. Except for that dude sleeping with that other guys wife.
    Three hockey sticks readily available?
    RIP guy with glasses..

    • @AZrakoon
      @AZrakoon 7 років тому +1

      Forrest Miller My mom used to put tomato sauce in the Mac n cheese instead of putting ketchup

    • @clevername6872
      @clevername6872 7 років тому +15

      Forrest Miller yep,
      RIP
      Guy With Glasses
      Us Canadians may be nice on the outside but if you annoy us somehow, your pretty much dead, I mean how did we fight off the US twice?

    • @theseeker1983
      @theseeker1983 7 років тому +10

      I know what happened. We don't want to be impolite when we threaten people. We kill people with kindness.

    • @florenceml_
      @florenceml_ 6 років тому

      Wow I guess you're not a true Canadian I'm Canadian and I'm sure that this is all sooooo NOT TRUE this offended me so bad

    • @erikarneberg1845
      @erikarneberg1845 5 років тому

      Forrest Miller But... But... that would be HIGH STICKING- penalty box for sure!!! ; )

  • @mapletoffee
    @mapletoffee 6 років тому +674

    The issue with this is who rolls up with rim using only their hands? Everyone just tears them open with their teeth??

    • @genotheshyskell5977
      @genotheshyskell5977 5 років тому +2

      yep

    • @dennyspancakes
      @dennyspancakes 5 років тому +9

      it’s impossible to open it with your fingers

    • @MrsBeautyIsPain17
      @MrsBeautyIsPain17 5 років тому +18

      you press down at the top of the cup until it touches the other side and roll up with both thumbs . no teeth required

    • @306Bloodline
      @306Bloodline 5 років тому +9

      @@MrsBeautyIsPain17 ok there miss 1 in a million. the rest of the civilized world uses their teeth. well teeth, thumbs, and any prying tool nearby to be disappointed there wasn't a free coffee.

    • @aesop2733
      @aesop2733 5 років тому +5

      You don't wanna do that because if you actually win something good then you need the whole cup in tact. The "you win (x)" tab can only be detached and used for stuff like muffins and coffees. Otherwise you need the whole cup due to counterfeiting problems in the past

  • @aquacrabb1356
    @aquacrabb1356 7 років тому +993

    maple syrup actually tastes really good on bacon

  • @brittanyh6634
    @brittanyh6634 5 років тому +132

    3:26
    *”HEY WERE HUNGRY WHOS OPEN!?”*
    Totally Canadian

    • @mr.catman6911
      @mr.catman6911 4 роки тому +1

      The part about there being a lot of small towns is correct, dunno about that one

  • @alychiasson2139
    @alychiasson2139 5 років тому +266

    This song was lit in grade one.
    yes Americans, GRADE ONE

    • @heatherbeaulac2738
      @heatherbeaulac2738 5 років тому +8

      You mean FIRST GRADE?

    • @loweffortspeedster
      @loweffortspeedster 5 років тому +6

      @@heatherbeaulac2738 i prefer saying grade six instead of sixth grade, and i'm american. sorry.

    • @maya-bx3vq
      @maya-bx3vq 4 роки тому +1

      Alison Chiasson what do they call it?

    • @cons2752
      @cons2752 4 роки тому +2

      Maya fraga Americans call it first grade.

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 роки тому

      That song brings me back to kindergarten and y’all fighting over saying first grade or grade one

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze8948 7 років тому +370

    son: I don't like hockey
    Dad: Get out of my house
    ...
    ten seconds later
    me: called it.

  • @madhavyu
    @madhavyu 7 років тому +683

    To the best neighbor a country can have, happy Canada Day from your American friends.

  • @thelaststandn2049
    @thelaststandn2049 6 років тому +256

    You forgot about being sorry for being sorry about something.

    • @brycemw
      @brycemw 6 років тому +11

      This happens to me way too much. I never realize how much I apologize until I am emailing someone from the UK and they say "No need to apologize" and I realize I apologized three times in the last email. I then say sorry for apologizing in the next email.

    • @GhostTransit
      @GhostTransit 4 роки тому +1

      My dad got mad at me for this

  • @eatsoupeveryday
    @eatsoupeveryday 5 років тому +113

    You forgot clearing snow off your farm's driveway, and when you finish, there's more snow on the driveway than when you started

    • @yikes2540
      @yikes2540 3 роки тому +3

      Dude that happens to me on my driveway and I don’t even have a farm 😂

    • @Windtorment
      @Windtorment 2 роки тому +1

      Every freaking time 😂😂

  • @Anthro777
    @Anthro777 5 років тому +172

    4:30 this video is a total fraud--he didn't use his teeth to roll up the rim!

    • @flxme.5323
      @flxme.5323 4 роки тому +4

      LOL YES

    • @jillreads6142
      @jillreads6142 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not the only one who does that?-

    • @KyleRuggles
      @KyleRuggles 4 роки тому +2

      @@jillreads6142 LOL! I do it too... if only there was a way to roll down the rim using our fingernails and not get little drops on you, turning it upside down that is. It's hard to roll up!

    • @officialboomtish214
      @officialboomtish214 4 роки тому

      I do it too 😂

    • @RavensCleric
      @RavensCleric 4 роки тому

      Lol I thought I was the only one!

  • @cunninglinguiste2
    @cunninglinguiste2 7 років тому +731

    IF YOU'RE READING THIS HAPPY 150 CANADA. IT'S TIME TO FRIGGIN PARTY GUYS

  • @SymonSays
    @SymonSays 7 років тому +379

    the funniest part about all the apologizing is in the legal system an apology is NOT considered an admission of guilt. I find that hilarious.

    • @slunalang
      @slunalang 7 років тому +35

      Ashley Smith well, I hope so... when you say I'm sorry as a reflex... I hope it's not admissible!

    • @cw6842
      @cw6842 7 років тому +10

      Yeah, I love my country.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 6 років тому +21

      Makes sense, though, considering I’m the one who apologizes when someone bumps into me

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 6 років тому +2

      good thing too

    • @aliciaisnumberone69
      @aliciaisnumberone69 6 років тому +7

      Yes the apology act a real canadian act

  • @therandomquakers
    @therandomquakers 7 років тому +153

    I've got Canada in my pocket
    A little bit of history
    A penny, and a nickel
    And a quarter and a dime
    Mean a lot to you and me
    It's more than pocket money
    They're the symbols of our land
    They're pictures of important things
    For which this country stands
    The maple leaf, the maple leaf
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    It waves 'hello'' to us below
    From the top of a maple tree
    And with every year that passes
    It grows like you and me
    So should we all grow straight and tall
    Like the lovely maple tree
    The beaver, oh the beaver
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    He's a happy, furry animal
    Like a teddy bear with teeth
    He's never ever lazy
    He works all night and day
    Building houses for his family
    He's got no time to play
    The schooner, oh the schooner
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    It's a great big wooden sailing ship
    That can sail across the sea
    It brings to other countries
    The things their people need
    And brings back things
    Like chocolate bars
    And books for us to read
    The caribou, the caribou
    Is a beautiful sight to see
    He's a really big strong animal
    I'm sure you'll all agree
    He looks like Santa's reindeer
    And he loves it when
    The wind blows cold
    So he lives up north
    With the polar bears
    'Cause he likes the ice and snow

    • @barryhlushko9531
      @barryhlushko9531 6 років тому +8

      Jovahkiin oh god it'.......its NOSTALGIA to much to much NOSTALGIA MY CHILDHOOD

    • @Simone-zc2nk
      @Simone-zc2nk 6 років тому +6

      THE NOSTALGIA OH GUSH

    • @rdhillon1439
      @rdhillon1439 6 років тому +7

      OMG GETTING MAJOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VIBES

    • @tuberaze8284
      @tuberaze8284 6 років тому +3

      I learned this song in first grade

    • @sharon5965
      @sharon5965 5 років тому +3

      I honestly wouldn’t mind if they made this the anthem instead

  • @brianna4790
    @brianna4790 4 роки тому +18

    “I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya there”. “Ok BUD”

  • @DamnlmEvil
    @DamnlmEvil 6 років тому +48

    "Dad, I just don't like Hockey"
    *Sad music*
    "Get out of my house, you're no son of mine"
    Best soap opera ive ever seen

  • @Baggy_Malk
    @Baggy_Malk 7 років тому +348

    NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM OUR MONEY SMELLS LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

    • @cameronchadwick5315
      @cameronchadwick5315 7 років тому +10

      I believe you i have experienced the wonders of the maple money!

    • @asilsamhat8340
      @asilsamhat8340 7 років тому +6

      Rewa Khalife IT REALLY DOES!!!

    • @nicolelikeshetalia2614
      @nicolelikeshetalia2614 7 років тому

      Rewa Khalife i want to smell Canadian dollars hhhh

    • @EEYore-py1bf
      @EEYore-py1bf 7 років тому +8

      I think it's gotta be fresh, it probably loses the scent if t's been in circulation for a while

    • @cruisedeshevy7301
      @cruisedeshevy7301 6 років тому +2

      Isaac Brock I thought they were scratch and sniff

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 7 років тому +60

    'Where am I supposed to go?'
    ... 'Europe'
    So true.

  • @thomasfrew7987
    @thomasfrew7987 7 років тому +85

    4:48
    "Where'd all these people come from?"
    😂😂😂 best part

    • @janlloyddabalos7323
      @janlloyddabalos7323 6 років тому +3

      Thomas Frew That part reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when he got the golden ticket

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 6 років тому +1

      That's what they're going for.

  • @Saturday4378
    @Saturday4378 6 років тому +126

    That Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reference

    • @Dylan-zx2pt
      @Dylan-zx2pt 4 роки тому +1

      Nobody mentioned it and I died

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 4 роки тому +15

    My first Canada Day as a Canadian citizen! 🇨🇦

  • @heyitsnys6144
    @heyitsnys6144 7 років тому +1334

    If this was made by a Canadian ... they'd call them Tim bits not donut holes .... SIN!

    • @lovatojonasfan1
      @lovatojonasfan1 7 років тому +43

      I think it was made by a Canadian since all of their other videos are filmed in Canada with Canadian actors.

    • @HenryRodgers-cat-lover-
      @HenryRodgers-cat-lover- 6 років тому +236

      Miss SourDinosaur they said "trademarked donut holes" because the name Tim bits is trademarked, they can't say it.

    • @dominocean
      @dominocean 6 років тому +1

      Nyssa Rhyno yes

    • @ihateithere838
      @ihateithere838 6 років тому

      Shame on the creator

    • @golfball7010
      @golfball7010 6 років тому +23

      XxEthanthegreatxX Clairmont shame on you for not understanding what "trademark" means

  • @Baggy_Malk
    @Baggy_Malk 7 років тому +257

    I wonder how many cups they had to buy until they actually won something?

    • @catarmour375
      @catarmour375 6 років тому +4

      Usually seven

    • @Farmboy1544
      @Farmboy1544 6 років тому

      Year in, year out 1 in 3 is a winner. Right now I am 2 for 4 this year.

    • @themichellechronicles5139
      @themichellechronicles5139 5 років тому +1

      You can tell that cup was a fake because the part that said he won wasn't above the big yellow arrow.

    • @chaz69
      @chaz69 5 років тому

      Its like a 1/3 chance i think

    • @JewelBlueIbanez
      @JewelBlueIbanez 5 років тому +11

      • xXBaggedMilkXx • I was waiting for “Please Play Again”.

  • @mshaybra3187
    @mshaybra3187 5 років тому +60

    "I just don't like hockey"
    "get...out....you're not my son not anymore"

    • @turkeysamich4059
      @turkeysamich4059 4 роки тому

      Um i had a similar experience but with football because im American TwT

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 4 роки тому

      @@turkeysamich4059 I am American and live in a big sports town. I put up the Steeler flag so people will think i blend in. And not say stuff like, "what's the matter, too good for football? "

  • @afellowhuman8177
    @afellowhuman8177 5 років тому +90

    I am canadian, and I can confirm that a lot of this is actually true.

    • @dalepeto9620
      @dalepeto9620 5 років тому +3

      In AMERICA we have French fries, in Kanata they are called QUEBEC fries.

    • @kabubbles-6711
      @kabubbles-6711 4 роки тому

      Dale Peto who.. who calls them that? What kind of psychopath calls them that? No Canadians do that

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 роки тому +1

      I’m Canadian and all I’m going to say is “fuck off”

    • @joeyarrow2341
      @joeyarrow2341 4 роки тому +2

      @@abesaint9288 I'm Canadian and honestly don't confuse the politeness in public we are not really polite.... It is just a force of habit...cause that is all you hear in public....thank you...please ..sorry.. it is actually quite annoying I wish we were more direct respectful..and so many times after you see that person that hasn't called you for two years oh we should get together for dinner and they hug you they are never going to call you!!! These are my polite Canadians! LoL... And I love to drop the f-bomb all the ways

    • @lyric1462
      @lyric1462 4 роки тому +1

      @@joeyarrow2341 idk where you live in Canada but I feel like Ontario is not polite I have been to newfoundland and it is much better everyone there is oddly nice. When I came back to Ontario it was horrible

  • @evacademartori6117
    @evacademartori6117 5 років тому +22

    “Wait a Montreal minute” 🤣
    Where are my Montreal neighbours at??

  • @heebiejeebies4625
    @heebiejeebies4625 7 років тому +83

    I've done step one so many times and it's the most embarrassing thing ever. Once you start, it's too late to just leave because you dug yourself in that situation. The other person thinks you're a creep too, but it's also impolite to leave once you start.

    • @MsColdCanada
      @MsColdCanada 7 років тому +39

      What about the eight people walking slightly faster than the person you began holding the door for? Next thing you know you're the unofficial "doorperson" for incoming and outgoing traffic. Once, after I was stuck on a door for two dozen or more people, a nice guy on his way out took over for me so I could finally go in.

    • @REDHOTTIE2004
      @REDHOTTIE2004 7 років тому +12

      NCR Rangers yeah, it's awkward on both sides, too. Whenever someone holds the door for me, I feel the need to speed up.

    • @lovatojonasfan1
      @lovatojonasfan1 7 років тому

      Just had that happen today. I saw a girl a couple hundred feet away and held the door open for her. Pretty sure I had a derp face...

    • @nickleach8589
      @nickleach8589 6 років тому

      MsColdCanada Thats usually how it goes lol until everyone has left XD happens everyday at work lol

    • @pradpradprad1
      @pradpradprad1 6 років тому +2

      thank you brothers... when i see people holding doors for me... i feel humanity is still alive....

  • @Mattattak
    @Mattattak 7 років тому +730

    The triggered girl from the city is so accurate

    • @jonthelamb4549
      @jonthelamb4549 6 років тому +5

      aadkinsl what? Are you talking about all of Canada or the city's cause fuck the city's

    • @sanyaarora3865
      @sanyaarora3865 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @mariadecosta
      @mariadecosta 6 років тому +6

      Leenda! she has a great channel :)

    • @sgreechie
      @sgreechie 6 років тому +16

      Jon the lamb excuse me? I’m sorry I’m canadian and I was born in Vancouver. It was quite offensive of what u said. I don’t think anyone would appreciate ‘fuck the city’s.” On top of that, it should be ‘cities’ and not ‘city’s.’ Sorry, just saying.

    • @confusedcaptain350
      @confusedcaptain350 6 років тому +11

      PsychoAngels Okay fuck you you're just feeding the stereotype type that Canadians are too nice, if you actually are canadian that is. We are nicer than america not 10x nicer. That is such an overdone and uncreative joke about canadians i am triggered and i live in a city. lol i had to

  • @lettucessszhariett-her6119
    @lettucessszhariett-her6119 7 років тому +248

    omg, that background song was a part of my elementary days, we used to play it every day
    like if the song was in your elementary days

  • @ScubaDiverMan711
    @ScubaDiverMan711 4 роки тому +28

    In a grocery store I once said
    “Sorry”
    The other guy said “sorry” than moved over
    Then I said “sorry” again

  • @NatureBound
    @NatureBound 4 роки тому +17

    "I don't like hockey"
    "Get out of my house"
    bahaha

  • @byekam3653
    @byekam3653 7 років тому +46

    Well....I'm Canadian and I enjoyed watching this it's funny and true🤣🤣🤣

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 5 років тому

      Well gee I'm sorry if you got so offended eh

  • @surprisedbird1191
    @surprisedbird1191 7 років тому +293

    When someone says pouTIN I'm like WTF ITS POU------TEEEEEEEEEEEN

    • @tyblips
      @tyblips 6 років тому +5

      Flying Fart i say poutin. Fight me. Lol

    • @benoitlabrecque4513
      @benoitlabrecque4513 6 років тому +30

      Well... Technicaly, poutine is from quebec, and the actual pronounciation is more like pouTIN then pouTEEN. Calling it pouTEEN is like if in french we called hot-dogs hot-doges, so it sound more french. Wouldn't be wrong per say, but nor would it be the "good" pronounciation.

    • @rdhillon1439
      @rdhillon1439 6 років тому

      IKKKK

    • @kimpbay
      @kimpbay 5 років тому +9

      It is pronounced "poutin" I'm going insane living where they pronounce it "pouteen"

    • @tomkelly8827
      @tomkelly8827 5 років тому +5

      It's a Quebec thing, Putin is the proper way to say it

  • @Kolio123
    @Kolio123 6 років тому +161

    I'm Canadian and I told my dad I don't like hockey anymore and I want to play basketball, and now he considers me as an American. 😞

    • @nicolaspaven5534
      @nicolaspaven5534 5 років тому +7

      im Canadian to and basketball is wayyyyyyyy better than hockey and basketball was made by a Canadian who lived in america

    • @lanesmith2853
      @lanesmith2853 5 років тому +2

      It's KoKo meh you should say the NFL then you’ll be American.

    • @superkods
      @superkods 5 років тому +6

      @@nicolaspaven5534 False. Basketball has no variation what so ever. It's so predictable and repetitive. Hockey is exciting and new with every game, season, and series

    • @mayapotter6037
      @mayapotter6037 5 років тому +9

      Basketball was invented in our great nation tho 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @fangirl38
      @fangirl38 5 років тому

      I play softball and I only watch hockey if I’m in the stands

  • @olivialefevre6590
    @olivialefevre6590 5 років тому +8

    “He’s got the cup!” “Run Charlie run!” I died 😂

  • @Galastique
    @Galastique 6 років тому +54

    It's never too cold for ice cream!

    • @meg3938
      @meg3938 4 роки тому +3

      And it has to be Chapman’s ice cream

    • @cindy846
      @cindy846 4 роки тому +4

      Phew! Otherwise ice cream companies would all go bankrupt selling their stuff for only a month.

    • @FenixDream91
      @FenixDream91 4 роки тому +3

      It's never too cold for Slurpeeeeeeeee!

  • @xxlovelyoxanaxx
    @xxlovelyoxanaxx 7 років тому +152

    The food section couldn't be more true haha. Also, who else is a psychopath and puts ketchup on their KD?? xD

    • @alecoram7874
      @alecoram7874 7 років тому

      Only leftover KD

    • @iamnotaspambot9379
      @iamnotaspambot9379 7 років тому +2

      Me

    • @thomastherriault6199
      @thomastherriault6199 6 років тому +4

      Alec Oram - Yeah, only on leftover, which has been sitting on the stove for 12 hours, covered of course, with a plate since you can't find the lid to the saucepan in the cupboard. Also ever tried it with pork n beans and diced hotdog? Delish.

    • @Kiriuu
      @Kiriuu 6 років тому +1

      I used to but not anymore

    • @n3wbthatstuff
      @n3wbthatstuff 6 років тому

      Leftover kd with ketchup is better than fresh

  • @bfitz567
    @bfitz567 7 років тому +32

    I'm Canadian..and sadly, most of this is...pretty accurate...haha

  • @ariaz1112
    @ariaz1112 5 років тому +8

    From 4:23 to 5:07
    The Charley and The Chocolate Factory roll up the rim thing got me 😂😂😂

  • @rachelferguson9176
    @rachelferguson9176 5 років тому +3

    all of us in the grocery store” i’m just gonna sneak right past ya”

  • @forgetmenot4636
    @forgetmenot4636 5 років тому +9

    1:27 THANK YOU GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN

  • @patricnielsen9644
    @patricnielsen9644 6 років тому +80

    Can you guys please make some of these about the provinces.

    • @falfal5995
      @falfal5995 6 років тому +3

      Patric Nielsen they should do Québec first

    • @sammeldershaw
      @sammeldershaw 5 років тому

      omg yes!

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 4 роки тому

      @@falfal5995: facepalm...

  • @23Amulree
    @23Amulree 7 років тому +75

    I really hope those hunters cleaned up their beer cans.

    • @catarmour375
      @catarmour375 6 років тому

      23Amulree in Canada that doesn't happen hunting

    • @ant-1382
      @ant-1382 5 років тому +1

      probably not! But there is a whole sub culture of people who go looking for them. They won't be there long! LOL

  • @CBCComedy
    @CBCComedy  7 років тому +24

    CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL "How to be a Canadian" video: ua-cam.com/video/EsL_TAfQxH8/v-deo.html

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 7 років тому +4

      CBC Comedy, happy b-day Canada

    • @igolower
      @igolower 7 років тому +3

      CBC Comedy OHHHHHH CANADA!!!

  • @camer41
    @camer41 5 років тому +3

    The bit on not liking hockey and saying it to your dad is very true. That was a hard day for me as a kid, I think it broke his heart.

  • @notmenotme614
    @notmenotme614 3 роки тому +6

    Plot twist: The dog walker didn't even need to go into that building, but she went in anyway just to be polite to the guy who held the door open.

  • @autumnshadow700
    @autumnshadow700 6 років тому +38

    ROP UP THE RIM TO WIN EH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 I love being Canadian.

    • @lanidelgado7428
      @lanidelgado7428 5 років тому

      spiritual strawberry it’s roll up the rim

    • @kevinperron5767
      @kevinperron5767 5 років тому +1

      We dont really say eh tho its more like a stereotype

    • @joshbuchanan8541
      @joshbuchanan8541 5 років тому

      @@kevinperron5767 we absolutely do say eh. Idk what backwards part of Canada you're from but we definitely say it.

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 4 роки тому

      We also say fuck off Americans and stop being dicks

  • @thegayawakening9878
    @thegayawakening9878 6 років тому +67

    You missed the snow

    • @darkassassin5660
      @darkassassin5660 5 років тому +2

      The Gay Awakening bruh Saskatchewan in the winter has a fuckin blizzard every week. SO MUCH SNOW!

    • @eunac3037
      @eunac3037 4 роки тому

      @@darkassassin5660 I wish I lived there. Vancouver is just pure rain and it sucks.

  • @22PUZZLE22
    @22PUZZLE22 6 років тому +14

    1:25 Haha, love the meta joke from the first How to be Canadian!

  • @madalynwestlake5382
    @madalynwestlake5382 6 років тому +4

    “canada in my pocket” is a classic song, every single canadian has sung this at least 8 times

  • @dieukyungsoo2875
    @dieukyungsoo2875 5 років тому +10

    Honestly, telling my dad, a Bruins fan, that I was a Canadiens fan, was harder than telling him I was bisexual.

  • @lunamar432
    @lunamar432 7 років тому +26

    We do NOT call them DonutHoles, we call them TIM-BITS, now I am the triggered city girl 😂

    • @cassidydeneau7076
      @cassidydeneau7076 6 років тому +5

      Jewelz A Dude, everyone knows it's Timbits and not doughnut holes, I think the joke was that they're a trademarked brand so they couldn't actually say TimBits

  • @tonystark341
    @tonystark341 5 років тому +13

    This is hilarious ! 😂😂😂
    And 100% accurate
    I'm so proud to be a Canadian !
    🇨🇦💙👍👍
    And pass me another beer please !

  • @reidwhite9866
    @reidwhite9866 5 років тому +13

    Going to Tim Hortons every day and say and saying “what” when some one says dunkin donuts

  • @cyndaq9495
    @cyndaq9495 Рік тому +2

    It's been five years and I still would like a part 3 eh? Please and thanks bahd

  • @qv5425
    @qv5425 5 років тому +2

    0:06 haven’t heard the song since fourth grade (while back) and I burst into song. Great!

  • @Grace-kp8fl
    @Grace-kp8fl 6 років тому +25

    I wish I was Canadian SO MUCH right now.

    • @noahdembrowski4898
      @noahdembrowski4898 6 років тому +8

      you'll enjoy it. you also, get to sing o canada in random places and nobody looks at you weird, like when i went to the states. i sang o canada and people are looking at me like "wtf" and some little kid asked me to say aboot. i did it just for the laughs but i still told everyone thats not how canadians say it, and that we also dont live in igloos.

    • @briannaragusa5620
      @briannaragusa5620 5 років тому +3

      It's a pretty nice place

    • @jondaigle3821
      @jondaigle3821 5 років тому +3

      Grace Wooddell I’ll trade you for your US citizenship.

    • @carriepoitras3683
      @carriepoitras3683 4 роки тому

      Why? It's freezing here. Snow seems to keep magically appearing on my driveway and you have Dunkin Donuts.

    • @aligamiles
      @aligamiles 4 роки тому

      Ya it’s fun and you get used to the snow

  • @galtiktinsky2121
    @galtiktinsky2121 5 років тому +8

    My favourite Canadian song is lets go to the mall by Robin Sparkles

  • @Char12403
    @Char12403 7 років тому +141

    That rim was already rolled up. This is a sham.

    • @candie1230
      @candie1230 7 років тому +2

      Charmanderaznable well it's not like they could have the prize that I usually get, you know the one where you've won the chance to play again!!! I ALWAYS get that one!!!

    • @erikamaclean4230
      @erikamaclean4230 7 років тому +12

      Charmanderaznable so true! If it was a true virgin cup he should have broken his fingernails rolling the rim

    • @stephss
      @stephss 7 років тому +6

      Charmanderaznable we can spot a spoiled cup from 3 meters away.

    • @eelieass
      @eelieass 7 років тому +3

      I was expecting him to roll the French end up first...

    • @yukunerk
      @yukunerk 7 років тому +3

      Yea the true contest is rolled up french side first and reading ganger!!

  • @bobb6924
    @bobb6924 6 років тому +2

    “Dude were my molsons in there” funniest thing XD

  • @sophiestauffer
    @sophiestauffer 5 років тому +41

    THE MONEY DOES SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP!

  • @codyprice1987
    @codyprice1987 7 років тому +16

    haha awesome... god I love this Country.. Happy Canada Day boys

  • @lionlickers5673
    @lionlickers5673 7 років тому +51

    getting super confused when someone mentions middle school

    • @ColonelAstatine
      @ColonelAstatine 6 років тому +5

      Not entirely. We do have middle schools in some areas.

    • @kykytrif148
      @kykytrif148 5 років тому +5

      Yea we got middle schools here in Ontario I didn't know canada didn't have middle school in some areas huh..

    • @JeremyLevi
      @JeremyLevi 5 років тому

      @@kykytrif148 Middle schools in Ontario are mostly just in the GTA and Ottawa region. No such thing in the rest of the province.

    • @Goober_gobbler
      @Goober_gobbler 5 років тому

      It matters how big your town or city it I think. My town use to have a middle school until the town got to small and now we have k-7 and 8-12 schools

    • @davidhood9712
      @davidhood9712 5 років тому

      In the GTA it’s mostly k-8 and 9-12

  • @josephs8771
    @josephs8771 7 років тому +148

    If only this was not so true...

    • @TheFunkyPyroMonkey
      @TheFunkyPyroMonkey 7 років тому +7

      Joseph S I'm just so glad all of it is...

    • @11nogsar31
      @11nogsar31 6 років тому

      It really isn’t true at all

    • @beanicolato8903
      @beanicolato8903 6 років тому +2

      11 Nogsar then you must not be Canadian

    • @justme-cc2oo
      @justme-cc2oo 6 років тому

      11 Nogsar it isn’t I’m Canadian I live in Canada Some of it is but most of it isn’t

    • @themememan5530
      @themememan5530 6 років тому

      Lexi Butler yup

  • @andreilaurea692
    @andreilaurea692 5 років тому

    I love Canadians. Really nice people

  • @jandrex007
    @jandrex007 4 роки тому +1

    'wait a montreal minute ' 1:53 hahaha xD

  • @KHollister67
    @KHollister67 7 років тому +17

    You missed the Tragically Hip!

  • @LeafyBoy155
    @LeafyBoy155 5 років тому +25

    My dad eats KD for Deranged Psychopaths 😂😂
    (I'm Canadian)

    • @mr.catman6911
      @mr.catman6911 4 роки тому +1

      Well your dad needs to be banished to where coffee crisps don’t exsist

  • @andrewheale9170
    @andrewheale9170 5 років тому +11

    The word hoser comes from back in the day when the losing team had to flood the ice with a hose. Hence the word "hoser"

    • @summerreed3688
      @summerreed3688 3 роки тому

      Dang... that makes sense

    • @davidsouthey8898
      @davidsouthey8898 3 роки тому

      As, an Australian, i wanted to know why Americans called Canadians, that as an insult.

  • @dogethememequeen5287
    @dogethememequeen5287 5 років тому

    That song brought back so many school memories!!! I love being Canadian!!

  • @hannahflyer5479
    @hannahflyer5479 5 років тому +5

    I got a bike from the roll up 😁
    love canada who else is from ontario

  • @kaydencejackson9115
    @kaydencejackson9115 5 років тому +8

    *participate in Canada’s greatest constest*
    *has a roll up the rim coffee*

  • @donoteventry4298
    @donoteventry4298 7 років тому +5

    PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!

  • @zrihem2295
    @zrihem2295 5 років тому +2

    2:40 Is soooooo truueeee, Each 2 minutes i had to do that when i was playing hockey with my friends!

  • @evastahl
    @evastahl 6 років тому +2

    0:24- me holding the door for everyone at school

  • @avocados9110
    @avocados9110 6 років тому +6

    I’m Canadian and Ive never said chesterfield ever in my life. It’s a couch
    I also don’t get milk in a bag
    But this is funny

    • @kevinperron5767
      @kevinperron5767 5 років тому +1

      Same but i do have milk bag

    • @MrBulshoy
      @MrBulshoy 4 роки тому

      Back in the 80s my grandparents called the couch the Chesterfield. I haven't heard anyone say that in a long long time.

  • @gubgub4182
    @gubgub4182 6 років тому +40

    Bags milk = east canada

    • @Alex-qn4hz
      @Alex-qn4hz 5 років тому +9

      East Canada = best Canada

    • @grey2836
      @grey2836 5 років тому

      @@Alex-qn4hz well they do get all the equalization payments

    • @HMan2828
      @HMan2828 5 років тому +1

      @@grey2836 While western Canada enjoys a measly 10% tax rate.

  • @vandalismflipflops6106
    @vandalismflipflops6106 6 років тому +27

    They were not wearing orange while huntin!

    • @Birdman_h
      @Birdman_h 5 років тому +1

      BlueToons And you dont have to in Canada

    • @anthonyminarik1962
      @anthonyminarik1962 4 роки тому

      Noah Payne depends where you live in Canada because in Ontario you need to

  • @jakobmayert6059
    @jakobmayert6059 5 років тому +1

    That song at the end, I love that song.

  • @korag7431
    @korag7431 6 років тому

    The roll-up-the-rim part couldn't be more accurate.
    "Run Charlie RUN!"

  • @justlily1209
    @justlily1209 7 років тому +57

    Oooooohhhhhhh Canada

  • @Beano16
    @Beano16 6 років тому +214

    Fun fact: milk bags are only in Ontario

    • @MelodicMidget
      @MelodicMidget 6 років тому +43

      And in Quebec

    • @saracmd
      @saracmd 6 років тому +39

      and Nova Scotia.

    • @ryan_supr1931
      @ryan_supr1931 6 років тому +19

      false

    • @ZhilinLyu-e1z
      @ZhilinLyu-e1z 6 років тому +29

      And New Brunswick...

    • @nerakin6679
      @nerakin6679 6 років тому +77

      Revised fun fact: Milk bags aren't a thing in the western provinces.

  • @evacademartori6117
    @evacademartori6117 5 років тому +3

    Wait a Montreal minute 😂 I’m from Montreal 🇨🇦

  • @manpinder28
    @manpinder28 5 років тому

    Lots of love & respect for Canada 🇨🇦 Peace! ✌️

  • @makkolli
    @makkolli 5 років тому

    That song brings back such good memories from elementary school lmao. I still know the words by soul

  • @colincook6631
    @colincook6631 7 років тому +70

    Hey I was in this.

    • @Nicolewhite743
      @Nicolewhite743 7 років тому +27

      colin cook were you the Canadian?

    • @yukunerk
      @yukunerk 7 років тому +5

      isn't everyone a Canadian in this??

    • @2551987ezio
      @2551987ezio 7 років тому

      I was there when that dude got he's Timmy's coffee, I knew I felt potential within that cup

    • @hungsowlow8466
      @hungsowlow8466 6 років тому

      tats a pil' a shit ah

    • @wyattmueller4148
      @wyattmueller4148 6 років тому

      Aye guy!

  • @atomnater9343
    @atomnater9343 7 років тому +12

    I am from Nanaimo and Idk what does the rest of Canada call "the bars of custardy goodness"

    • @laureneffler9157
      @laureneffler9157 6 років тому

      lol im from victoria and i was wondering

    • @cdnmini7617
      @cdnmini7617 5 років тому +1

      Nanaimo bars is what we call them in Manitoba.

    • @Alex-qn4hz
      @Alex-qn4hz 5 років тому

      I am from Ontario, and I have not met a single person who knows what those things are called,

    • @tomkelly8827
      @tomkelly8827 5 років тому +3

      I am from Ontario and we call them Nanaimo bars

    • @user-it2fr9cu8q
      @user-it2fr9cu8q 5 років тому +3

      @@cdnmini7617 Same here in British Columbia

  • @leon3397
    @leon3397 5 років тому +11

    when people find out i'm canadian, they start asking me a whole bunch of questions. the one that has me dying is whether or not we live in igloos, or tame polar bears, or ride dogsleds every day.

    • @mortybot423
      @mortybot423 4 роки тому +1

      It really is annoying. "Weather's bad today eh?" "oh so your from Canada eh?" When someone says "eh" because your from Canada it's like the amount of times Americans say pass me a beer on the 4th of july

    • @mortybot423
      @mortybot423 4 роки тому

      Fuckin stereotypes man

    • @user-qz5qy3xq5p
      @user-qz5qy3xq5p 3 роки тому

      @@mortybot423 I'm from a small town up north and MOST stereotypes and true, not all.

  • @jeremyyeung9301
    @jeremyyeung9301 4 роки тому +1

    This makes me very excited to go back home for the holidays.

  • @gingerkid1048
    @gingerkid1048 5 років тому

    Gotta love the dig at late 90s early 2000s MUCHMUSIC and George especially.

  • @revk8611
    @revk8611 5 років тому +6

    You're lucky I sniped 3 goals tonight.