How to be a High Schooler
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- Опубліковано 27 бер 2018
- From puberty, parties to exams, learn how to survive high school by following this step by step guide.
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Michael Chen (@mmichaelchen)
Lauren Schuster (@laurenschuster)
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY:
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This looks like it was made by people who have never been to high school just seen it in movies
Logan Birk probably just high school for them not for present
Every generation has a different kind of highschool
I think this is satirical, if youve seen their other videos, they make it purposefully over the top
I think that's kind of the point
That's the joke.
Rename the video to "We went to high school 20 years ago so we made this entire video based on movies about high school"
Jupitrean Music And how is high school really?
(I live in Europe so i guess its different than in the USA)
@@florianw.560 kinda like that but more drama , smoking, sex, and "having" classes and they also have lockers and some other things.
I'm also from Europe
@@florianw.560 one word: drugs
It actually is kind of accurate.
Flip'n There’s WAY less sex. Even then, it’s usually only a couple of guys that ever have sex with the same couple of girls.
The drama’s much more petty, everyone cheats their ass off for assignments and homework, and just about everyone drinks (not just a couple of beers, like entire cases of beer, whiskey, vodka, and so on, even though it’s supposed to be illegal). Also, most people vape and smoke weed
How to be a highschooler:
1. Look 20
2. Be atleast 5’ 8”
And im 5'3....
I look 14 and I'm 5'7 lmao
Im 13 and 5'2 I'm.one or the shortest at my school
Bru I’m 12 and 5:7
@@gamboi1257 cool I'm 5;5 now
High school movies be like: "OmG ryAn is So cUte" "BrittNey Is so preTy"
The nerd gets bullied by the jocks. Everybody has this free time to talk in the locker rooms.
High school in real life: go to class and eat lunch and thats it.
lmao right
So true, no one has the time to hang around lockers or hallwas unless they get a free period
Basically in high school everyone's chill with eachother Because we all mutually wanna die
ikr before im into high school i thought it's going to be fun it wasn't
Dont forget the permanent fear of getting murdered by social outcasts and bullying victims that have nobody to rely on or go to.
Step 1: Pass the 8th grade
8th was an emotional roller-coaster, btw I love ur username lol
Easy
Step 2 Quizlet
Ryden is real Brallon is not your name is valid.
Ryden is real Brallon is not difficult enough
You forgot the weeaboos that watch anime religiously.
pinhead guy
Ha “religiously” nice lol
Wow today i just found out i sm a weeaboos thanks alot
i’m a weaboo
.... i mean i still thought it was kinda funny lol
@@malmelon6942 I was but now i look back thinking it was cringey.
I feel attacked
What comes after high school? Three general answers:
Military
Trade jobs
College
Don't forget the 4th option HOMELESS DRUG ADDICT
Sounds right
@@zacharybedair4280 ye
Never thought of it but that's 100% accurate plus the people who throw their lives away and work at a minimum wage job for the rest of their life.
I'm a highschooler. the reality is:
The chill nerds who act weird to be funny
The lazy ones who talk about being dead inside all day
The oblivious acting, trendy follower girls
The overly confident trendy smokers
The ones that think their in a gang
The feminists/extreme liberals who think society needs to change NOW (and are super fake)
The edge masters who love hentai, and are pretty much always bi or trans
Can't be more accurate. Just need to add that the prettiest girls are all in band imo. They have no free time whatsoever.
i'm like 3 of the guys in here
Wait shouldn't you say the strait ones because 90% *say* the are bi
you have femanazis and leftists in your's, oh the fun I'll have if we have those at my school
THANK YOU!! 👏👏👏
T-THONY ZONE-TANO
Ayyyyyyy
PAPA FANTANO
No way you watch this lol
theneedledrop can you make that video publicv
theneedledrop lmao melon how’d you get roped into this
This really isn’t accurate to today’s modern teens
Isn’t that bakugo
@@joaquinfriedman the hair kinda reminds me of tororoki
@@user-ee7gg5pe8d Bakuroki
@@Someone-ig7we BakurokiTentaction
Tommy Hilfigurine there’s also the artsy people and the stoners
Why did I read "how to be a highschool shooter"
King Science god damm you need to clam down
I did same
We good ma dude
@@sarabrajpal4369 c l a m
Wow
Is there just no more high school parties now or do I just live under a rock
Lol I’ve never heard of them in my highschool
no, others have been saying there are no parties at their high school. I was friends with the popular guys in 10th grade and was never invited or saw anything on ig more than small get-together with very close friends (which I had many of those).
You live under a rock. There is a lot of parties, at least at my school
Lmao u prolly never got invited
Kewtie LPS Eh there are a good amount of parties every year at my school but it’s usually a get together of like 6 people drinking or smoking weed and that’s pretty fun
'How To Be A High Schooler'
Go to high school...
woaw
I'm pretty sure that thats... A LIE! YOU'RE A BIG LIAR ADMITT IT!!!
Amber G dont forget to subscribe
Have fun
It's that simple.
I'm dying out there's arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh...
Yeah dude that’s not how high high schools work on the other side of the ocean
Yep India of course
@@yolk6942 he means the UK
@@bkl3893 the uk doesnt have high schools
@@hughsl3942 they do
I go to one myself
@@peenerparker846 yes I do, and you don't know otherwise
"Officer, I assure you these are non-alcoholic beers" LOLOLOL
JR Samuel There are non-alcoholic beers... Just saying.
WilliamGAMING yeah but the guys in the background were barfing and peeing on a wall and looking real turnt so it was funny
High school now
1: get stressed
2: want to die
3(optional): die
Jeez
@@afrozyamir4987 true tho
Elony Roblox u guys are weird
Game Stalker they are really weird
@@terrell3664 Well what we could say to them? They could be the Edgy ones.
This needs to be a full length film!
Exactly what I was thinking.
We already have like 20 of these typical american high school films
It is. Any movie about high school ever created. All of these stereotypes have been murdered in movies.
Yes plz !
Yes. This would be a great Jonah Hill comedy
This sounds more like the movie version of high school than the real version...but hey...it’s just what I think🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
New Wishes 3
No, this is high school
Ima just leave it at 69... its perfect
And yeah you're right this is nothing like mine
DEEactive_ Gaming I have but my school is nothing like this...considering I have been in high school for 4 years 😂😂😂
real high school tries to imitate tv high school. the only thing everyone need to knows about high school is that it's Shit
This video should be named something like
"How to be an *_aesthethic_* high schooler"
I love how adults think that making Friends is as easy is as going up and talking to someone. It requires at lest of a month of jokes. I just want to be social outside of school...
same
bro... You literally just have to walk up and talk to someone. it werks for me
It is that easy actualy. Just be you, dont be nervous, its just another imperfect person who also fights insecurities and whatnot. Its always a hit or a miss but if its a miss, fuck it, try again :)
As a high schooler I can confirm that we do in fact have noses
Raj Kandhari speak for yourself
Raj Kandhari is
No way
Raj Kandhari poor voldemort
Damn good to know, I was scared there wouldn’t be any noses
“Yeah this sucks... but in a few years, I’ll own a billionaire company and hire these jerks to wipe my ass!” Would have been awesome for us to film that scene with Dexter haha! Awesome video boys! Great cinematography and editing is LIT!
amen!
@123fort andbree r/woosh
*every school movie ever*
male main character: *literally vomits on a female romantic interest*
female romantic interest: hahah ur funny :) here's my number ;3
I love how the South Park movie parodied that.
Based male main character
Kudos to the teachers who try to make education fun
U missed all the people that act like there black in a gang
Shut yo nerdy ass up
Su
cuz they dont talk like a bunch a whites you call them black and in a gang? Damn
Their btw
that white kid who acts like he's black
1:57 that guy on the back
Bro I'm dying here! That is so fucking funny 😂😂
How did I not see that, damn
Lol
Creep
Andrew Novitsky e
high schools today:
literally no cliques, everyone just hangs out with whoever is chill
How To Be A High Schooler: featuring more stereotypes than The Breakfast Club!
I don’t know if it is where I live or this generation, but high school is only the edgy kids just complaining and talking about how they want to die. There are no cliques or anything, people just hang out with whoever is chill. No one will bully you because they are too wrapped up in their own depression and complaining. Also all the bathrooms smell of juul pods and dab pens.
DJ no tunes truth
I want to die. Who wants to make the bathroom a hotbox???
nobody bullies because thats bitch nigga shit and nobody want to be a bitch nigga
Exactly
Lowkey tho
You just need to go to high school to be a highschooler
I got a damn advertisement in my school called
“Got Jesus?”
My dyslexic ass though it said " How to be a high school shooter " I can't 😂😂😂
This video isn’t that accurate in today’s world. Maybe in the 80’s
90’s more like
In the late 2010s the old stereotypes are mostly gone and now there are stereotypes like the basic white girl, the unfunny kid, and the wannabe SoundCloud rapper
FR THO
It's pretty accurate in my school :/
The Drowzee Fella LMAO AND THE FAKE GOTH GIRLS
Not accurate at all in my school. Its all asians and its so boring. Im from the bay
I set an alarm to watch this
Gaming with Nate R hahhahahahahhaha same🤣
I was with you nate
High school is nothing like that.
It’s a lot more moody and shitty now
yea those movie lied to me
Yeah no it’s nothing like this video
When I was young I thought highschool was gonna be fun
Now I'm wish it's over
I haven’t even started highschool but I’m gonna 😔
Wait until you’re a 30 year old failure, you’ll WISH you were back in highschool so you know how to not fuck things up with your highschool girlfriend that all the rest of the women you’ll get with will never compare to. Tfw you didn’t marry Katherine Bryson 😭😭😭😭
All these comments are making me so sad... Me and my family are moving to the U.S for a higher education, and you are telling me it’s bad? I don’t want to leave my country, but I guess I have no choice.
@@denzelmorrison1399 It’s honestly not too bad. Sometimes the teachers are jerks, but that’s about it. I garnered you have an 80% chance of having a better education :)
Garentee*
I read “how to be a high schooler” how to be a high shooter
Welp! I succeeded!
at least i’m not the only one 😔
Emzbeauty i was kinda concerned it was a video and wanted to see what it was about but then i realized what it actually said ....
haha same
It’s basically the same
I was sad that there's no Matt voiceover and steps
me too
4:58 “Is Ok I SwAlLOwEd iT”💀🤣
1:34 Yeah just some normal stuff...
1:37 *TRIGGERED*
*HOL UP*
the bit after highschool was too real man, too real
spookynanas we've all met that guatemalan man...
Aurora The only relatable part
1:42 these teachers were the best lmao idk what y’all got against them
My parents wouldn't trust me at home alone for even 10 minutes, and yes, I am in high school
@@chloe-ev3qk yeah me too, I've seen my dad peeping unto my phone lol
*friend zoned* got that all the time in high school 😂
real shit
bruh same tho
My friend who is a girl I like said I’m like a brother to her.........(internally screaming)
Welcome to the club friend.
I use to it and I usually focus on my grades rather than dating someone
"Finally, the no show"
That's it? Us awkward lonely kids that sit in the back of class always get ignored :(
Whoretex • this hits home...
james griess "too" close to home :')
Whoretex • I’m sadly in the front :| And same
Right? :( it's OK I guess the edgy one or whatever has to be close enough
Oh you got one..... The emo!
This hits harder as a senior than as a freshman
4:03 wow this guy's amazing!
When you don't live in USA so parties aren't a thing
When you dont live in USA so you cant get to watch CupcakKe live
When you DO live in the US, and go to 0 parties and don’t even hear about them
Or if you don't live in cities
Where do you live and whats your culture's "thing" equivalent to parties?
@@nicolasaranedar i know right? I wonder if americans actually only drink like beer at parties and get crazy drunk with half a beer lol like its portrayed in movies... what about you man where u from and how do they party there in high school?
How to be a highschooler.
Step 1: Go to highschool
Congrats.
Idk bro that seems too hard.
@@chrisstorey6428 i know lol
Step 2 get invited to party
step 3 lose your virginity
Step 2 get a gun
ez
This video:dramatic video for how you will see or do in highschool
Once you go to highschool: Same things that be doing at your own middle school but worse
I thought it said "how to be a school sh**ter"
I really need help....
I honestly can’t tell if you intended to say shooter or shitter.
@@compfrags9369 shooter
“first day of high school” **is 24 years old** also as a senior this is inaccurate lol
This video is a joke
As in comedy
Lol awesome. 1:59 The guy who is putting glue on his hand just to peal it off 🤙🏼
my sister does that shit for some reason
I do that with my thumbs
Relatable
Back in my day this was accurate! Like 5/6 years ago
U forgot the "peer pressured into taking 5 aps each year"
I was waiting for the dodge school shooter bit....Kind of relived it didnt come.
ThatDKGuy This channel is from Canada, school shootings aren’t a daily occurrence.
Not as brutal as school shooters...
Remember kids, terrible background checks and easy access to guns is ok!
TheBaconBuizel have you ever actually tried to buy a gun?
Bugs Bunny I have not. I should point out that I’m from Canada as well, though.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Lol u forgot vaping
And memes
Ethan POV no get out
DJ i dont do it i think its gay but tbh a lot of kids do
Ethan POV when did I say it was gay
DJ read again i never said you thought it was gay i think its gay
What high school is ACTUALLY like:
- Depressed kids
- Anime
- Stressed kids
- Vaping
- More depressed kids
- Theatre nerds
- Seriously everyone’s stressed and depressed
- VSCO Girls
- Please Help Me
Me:the theatre nerd😂
Sometimes while watching videos like these I feel like my completely normal school is actually the abnormal one
Extra bonus: covid stress 👍
1:42 omfg, this whole scene is 😂😂😂
As someone who actually went to and graduated from high school, this is all made up shit for humor and is not based in reality at all. If you want advice on adjusting to high school, you came to the wrong place. This whole video is a poorly executed meme. Here's my advice to do high school right:
1. Be yourself, do what you want to do. Legit try to enjoy yourself sometimes.
2. Actually try to get at least a B minus average or better because your GPA matters, but if you can't, don't sweat it. Go to a community college or smaller university and transfer to your dream school later.
3. If people treat you like shit or are fake, fuck them. They're not your friends. They're losers and when you're in college you won't care about them at all.
4. Fucking sleep. You need to find time to sleep. Try not to stay up till 3 am every night gaming. You'll thank yourself when you're not falling asleep in class and being sent to the nurse like you had an atonic seizure.
5. In the grand scheme of things, high school could be a decent 4 years, the best 4 years of your life, or the worst 4 years of your life but it honestly doesn't matter much when you get to college afterwards. Even if at times you have no friends in high school, you should know you will find some no matter who you are. If you are gay or bi, nerdy or a bit brusque/sarcastic, like to obsess over politics, it doesn't matter. High schoolers will judge you and talk about you behind your back. They're bitches and assholes for the most part and you may get backstabbed or abandoned once or twice. I'm not shitting you when I say you're not alone. You will find your way later in life.
6. Find your high school's best water fountain and start a legend surrounding it. Spread rumors about the water fountain. Kids will flock to that shit. Idk why but it pisses administration off when students enjoy something about the school. This isn't really advice but it may be funny to see how your principal reacts. We called ours the Jesus Fountain and we literally had all of our teachers warning us about it by the end of the year. It was hilarious.
Dremora Valkynaz thanks for the advice
Dremora Valkynaz ligit, probably the best advice about high school.
So I have a 65 in alagebra, my question is if I should retake it? I’m worried if I retake it, colleges would think bad..
The fountain that has the answers the “Jesus Fountain”
I thought it was obvious that this was solely satire.
The class clown
More like the unfunny kid who keeps reading old memes from 9gag and iFunny
More like that's only your school
Nah the clowns are professional now they only use fresh memes
What's wrong with ifunny man?
Im the class clown and I can already sense that your the gay kid with no friends
@@llllllllllllllllllllllllll9906
-says that he is the class clown
-uses the word "gay" as a joke in 2018
High school nowadays has no drama and everybody is a background character from the movies cause there’s no center group
Going to high school next year, I doubt it would be like this, I hope cause most of these just feel unreal
9th grade starts in 5 days for me...
I waited for "How to be a highschooler?Follow these steps and you too can be like us" line 😂😂😂
Ebrar Çakmak I miss the old commentary
Ebrar Çakmak sameeee😂
I graduated high school 3 years ago, and this video isn’t as inaccurate as all the high schoolers say it is. It’s supposed to be over-the-top. But it isn’t horribly off in itself. The only untrue part is actually having parties in high school.
This channel is awesome made me subscribed in a seconds!
Odin's empty eye socket, I love this channel. Even though I live on the other side of the world from Canada (I live in Melbourne, Australia), these videos never once fail to make me laugh or smile. Thanks, guys. You made today awesome.
same to literally of that
this channel should do how to be australian
Yay, I’m in Melbourne too. :)
No, It shouldn't.
How to be a High Schooler in a Movie
around this time last year i watched this before my freshman year and in hindsight of my first year of high school going into my sophomore while not necessarily 100% on the dot this was surprisingly more accurate than i expected
Going into my sophomore (10th) year. Got this recommended. Good memories.
Edit: Friday, august 26, 2022, gonna go into grade 11. Watched IFHT’s mountain bike videos and that’s probably why I got this recommended again. Good memories.
This boy was not just an 8th grader...
The commitment on that bowl cut god damn
How to be a high schooler:
1. Be sad.
2.
3.
My school is kinda like that but the stereotypes aren’t that out there, they’re more mellowed down
Who else is watching this while having a crap
more like giving it to the porcelain throne.
Klawz hahahahahahaha dexter is!!!
First time i’ve heard someone call it ”having a crap” lol
Bro who isn't
I was only crapping for the first minute, hit the pause, then resumed back on the computer LOLOL
Was I the only one who read this as "how to be a high school shooter?"
Rib no that's a different video but u might want to turn down the volume for that one
Messages
*FBI*
*Kid, just stay right where you are*
i mean,,, if you have to deal with this shit constantly than this video could be titled that
It's a bit creepy that you clicked on the video then 😂
Rib yup lmao
1:36 wtf I found that soo funny
Breath in through your noses and out through your...
2:52 almost got me
This was such an amazing video. I absolutley loved every single bit of this video. The start, middle, end. I am a high schooler myself so I can agree with every one of these topics. There are sooo many tests and the jocks- ah- you just got it perfect. It's like you went straight to my school!!!! Are you sure everyone there are just actors? There is no possible way that all those people could be actors! I have never seen them in any movies. Maybe it is the movies I watch???? Their acting is astounding
This is my last year in high school feels sad...
RIP You
Thanks this helps alot I'm starting my first year of high school after summer.
Band is so much fun especially marching band i got to meet new people and new friends who are the best and helpful
We don’t drink anymore we smoke and vape
Nightfall exactly
Well. We do what's available
Cocaine is better than smokin because you won’t get lung cancer.
@@omnomnom3187 a nice way to think of it
Nightfall well drinking is betten tho
Who else isn't relating to this at all?
This was entertaining but it feels accurate to a suburban high school in 2008 and not anything else
Bro this is just like high school, can’t believe it’s soooooooo accurate. Congratulations you guys on your excellent representation of what high school is actually like, really brought me back to the good old days.
WTH lol this is like 2000 this is coming from someone that is currently a sophomore 😂
I watched this during class with a friend and we died at "the first time smashing" part and our teacher got mad!
If you applied this to modern school literally everyone would be bullied 😂
We need more videos!!
IFHT, you guys are so rad!
FANTANOOO
thanks for the advice, I'm gonna need it
Awe! I miss my old school. I graduated there in 1984.
1:16 yep...that's me
It definitely depends on the individual and school. I went to a tame school. Very few people were mistreated by other students. Most of your classmates would be working hard towards graduation, as long as you took more advanced classes. If you're worried about high school, just focus on the path you want to be taking. You'll be able to have the type of high school experience you want, not the generic drama induced four years that many make it out to be.
I am quite happy that my school is in this. It put a smile on my face when I saw that
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