What's the difference between American and Canadian patriotism? | Leonard Chan

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  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog 5 років тому +2458

    Americans and Canadians are both super patriotic- Americans because they want people to know they’re American, and Canadians because we want people to know we’re *not* American.

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 5 років тому +14

      I’m american and I try to make it so people don’t know since the internet is racist as heck

    • @shediwarelapis
      @shediwarelapis 5 років тому +17

      A bit sad, but funny as hell

    • @majorphysics3669
      @majorphysics3669 5 років тому +58

      @@blod9862 American isn't a race. You can choose to move country, you can't change race. XD

    • @mauricechors7711
      @mauricechors7711 4 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 роки тому +10

      @@blod9862 You just failed big time, bud.

  • @Sum1sMom
    @Sum1sMom 5 років тому +2219

    "as a minority I can make America uncomfortable"
    Cue laugh crying

    • @tabithamwaura8585
      @tabithamwaura8585 5 років тому +18

      Make america very uncomfortable😍😍

    • @matthewcummins2515
      @matthewcummins2515 5 років тому +1

      Racist

    • @bbhfjdy9175
      @bbhfjdy9175 5 років тому +6

      China is the largest homogenous society in the world 🤣😂 kettle calling the pot black

    • @catherinetodd5163
      @catherinetodd5163 5 років тому +6

      @matthew cummins, Sorry but you are showing that you don't know what that word means or how racism works. American is not a race. It is however made up of different races. Now you know. Ignoring that America is, generally speaking, uncomfortable with immigrants right now (well immigrants with certain skin pigmentations at least) and you and the rest of the world know it, your attack of him could be considered an example of the racism that you speak of. If you really knew what the word meant you'd know that too. You are not the victim here, sorry.

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 5 років тому +7

      @@matthewcummins2515 American isnt a race.

  • @chrisj197438
    @chrisj197438 5 років тому +861

    My first time in Canada I was literally shocked by how polite people were to me. It was Windsor and was completely different than being in Detroit lol

    • @yahikokurotama4351
      @yahikokurotama4351 5 років тому +82

      Their polite to foreigners but asses to each other, French part is especially racist. But yeah it's a clean country with clean water you can drink from the tap and health care is free and not bad

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 років тому +51

      @@yahikokurotama4351 There you go, an other one who believes the crap people say about Quebec. Did you ever set foot there? Just google the most racist provinces in Canada, see which ones are top 3. - Robert, from Montreal

    • @AncientPurpleDragon
      @AncientPurpleDragon 5 років тому +118

      >>My first time in Canada I was literally shocked by how polite people were to me. It was Windsor and was completely different than being in Detroit lol
      To be fair, if you're from Detroit, you could have gone anywhere else in the world and been impressed.

    • @oinkpiggin
      @oinkpiggin 5 років тому +16

      Detroit is a shithole. So it is even not a good comparison.

    • @daphneraven9439
      @daphneraven9439 5 років тому +45

      @@yahikokurotama4351 i've heard that about our Francophone compatriots, but although I have spent lots of time in French-speaking areas of Québec (post - secondary education, work, social trips...) I have always found them to be warm, open, friendly souls, with a particularly engaging and endearing way of approaching life. How it is that so many people believe such negative things about them is absolutely beyond me.

  • @livi_bridge
    @livi_bridge 5 років тому +114

    "But I'm a Canadian, so I don't say anything " 💀💀😹😹😹😹

  • @genshitenson
    @genshitenson 4 роки тому +210

    "As a minority, I can definitely make America uncomfortable." Truer words never spoken XD

  • @eggbeater1682
    @eggbeater1682 3 роки тому +35

    “Part of being Canadian, especially as a child of an immigrant, is that we never forget who we are... that is the really difference between the two countries” As an immigrant and a Canadian who has studied in America, I can attest to this

  • @AnnexF
    @AnnexF 5 років тому +1081

    America, the world's punchline.

    • @761jared
      @761jared 5 років тому +51

      And yet, more immigrants than any other country - almost 4 times as many as the second country. Must be something pretty special about the good ol' USofA. I mean really, who really says, "Gosh lets move to (insert any other country)" without thinking they'd prefer the US?

    • @mrob456
      @mrob456 5 років тому +9

      Walter Manglona you mean breadline.

    • @roigrose5045
      @roigrose5045 5 років тому +106

      @@761jared Canadians take in lots of immigrants but doesnt say anything about it because.. theyre Canadians.

    • @williamwallace2278
      @williamwallace2278 5 років тому +21

      @@761jared Scandinavia, Australia, NZ, England, Canada, Ireland

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 5 років тому +13

      @Sean Hard You think white Canadians sprouted from the ground then? And how many generations of people have to die fighting for it before it IS their home?

  • @tzuyen26
    @tzuyen26 5 років тому +654

    Hehe, the last punchline spot on.

    • @bbhfjdy9175
      @bbhfjdy9175 5 років тому +1

      China is the largest homogenous society in the world 🙄🙄

    • @ac2038
      @ac2038 4 роки тому

      bbhfjdy okay?

    • @shawnaginther1987
      @shawnaginther1987 4 роки тому

      Omg.... bwahahahaha.... Ikr.

    • @jgheysenj
      @jgheysenj 4 роки тому

      Wrapped it all up... it was great

  • @brad238899
    @brad238899 5 років тому +628

    I hate Americas blind "patriotism". Its the reason we ended up in Vietnam for about 20 years and the reason the Afghan war is about to turn 18. Our ego is deadly.

    • @jqd5
      @jqd5 5 років тому +37

      The reason is because of Congress not patriotism. You can love your country and not want to fight.

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 5 років тому +42

      Don't forget Iraq, lybia, Syria and Yemen. And of course the urge to invade Iran and Venezuela

    • @myj3737
      @myj3737 5 років тому +19

      So blind to promote all the invading wars in the name of patriotism.

    • @sophiayamagughi
      @sophiayamagughi 5 років тому +1

      Indeed XD and our want to help yet we arent really helping

    • @Bonnie-rz5qm
      @Bonnie-rz5qm 5 років тому +5

      Invasion is invasion, period.

  • @dangerzone9747
    @dangerzone9747 5 років тому +495

    I am detecting high levels of salt in the comments.

    • @mattm7798
      @mattm7798 5 років тому +12

      True, but that's because of the hypocrisy in bashing America...yet millions(billions?) of people want to get to America. You don't see caravans trying to sneak into Canada. Maybe there's a reason for that.

    • @CoryTheRaven
      @CoryTheRaven 5 років тому +22

      @@mattm7798 we've got America in the way. Thanks for being our border!

    • @FNLNFNLN
      @FNLNFNLN 5 років тому +26

      @@mattm7798 So I'm guessing you haven't head about the hordes of people flooding over the border to buy affordable meds.

    • @damiester1
      @damiester1 5 років тому +24

      @@mattm7798 You do see millions of people wanting to get to Canada through immigration though lol.

    • @jemm2026
      @jemm2026 5 років тому +14

      @@mattm7798 what do you expect?!?! You spent the last 75 years telling everyone in the world that you were the best! You are just reaping what you sowed. Besides, maybe they are trying to make it to Canada but you keep sending them back...also, we have had tons of illegal immigrants coming from the US to Canada...you would know all about those crossings into Saskatchewan and Quebec if you ever watched any other TV besides reality shows and fox...

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 роки тому +34

    American wealth: Buys giant house, boat, and private jet
    Canadian wealth: Sells 8-year-old Pontiac, buys 2-year-old Volvo, drives to States for vacation

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 роки тому +36

    Canadian Medical Emergency: Life-threatening injury
    American Medical Emergency: Medical bill arrives in the mail

  • @Wanghealer
    @Wanghealer 4 роки тому +109

    Indigenous communities don't always have clean water up here. We still treat them badly. We got rid of conversion schools... in the 90s. Lots of work to do.

    • @maddydickens7554
      @maddydickens7554 4 роки тому +3

      yet trudeau isn’t doing very much to help indigenous communities with water boil advisories

  • @geinikan1kan
    @geinikan1kan 5 років тому +224

    This guy is awesome. Timing, appropriateness (he's just this side of Gaffigan). And that passive-aggressive thing on the plane. Totally get it.

    • @NameBrandCody
      @NameBrandCody 5 років тому +1

      Dude you don’t know what comedic timing is if you think this rookie knows what he’s doing. He’s literally just barreling thru a set. He even over speaks multiple applauses

  • @TheRobinRedbreast
    @TheRobinRedbreast 5 років тому +59

    I've never seen this type before but now I'm a real fan. He's really really funny.

  • @JPD2587
    @JPD2587 5 років тому +31

    “Hurry hard!”
    “I will”
    lol

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 роки тому +14

    Canadian Recreational Activity: Hockey
    American Recreational Activity: Road Rage

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted 5 років тому +434

    WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
    "But as an immigrant, I can definitely make America uncomfortable"
    You had to wait the whole act to get there, but that was funny

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 років тому +23

      He said "as a minority," not "as an immigrant."

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 роки тому +11

    American Refrigerator: Plugs into wall outlet
    Canadian Refrigerator: Just out the back door

  • @heelrunner
    @heelrunner 5 років тому +34

    I've been to Canada and people are indeed super nice.

  • @stralime
    @stralime 5 років тому +17

    As an American, I think that this is hilarious!

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 4 роки тому +1

      nah.. this doesn't represent us true canadians.. our humour is actually funny lol

    • @juice8431
      @juice8431 2 роки тому

      Must be easy to make you laugh then

  • @deletedleaf2688
    @deletedleaf2688 5 років тому +65

    Now I want Kraft Dinner

    • @hyacinthdibley2420
      @hyacinthdibley2420 5 років тому

      Me too. Unfortunately, I'm not sure the cheese will be real...or if there's even cheese in it.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 років тому +1

      I feel like IAM sinning eating noname white Chedder .

    • @ellan1664
      @ellan1664 4 роки тому

      lifewuzonceezr pc white cheddar is better

    • @helencoltart3483
      @helencoltart3483 4 роки тому

      Canada’s 1st native dish, poutine 2nd

  • @danielgavin7285
    @danielgavin7285 3 роки тому +10

    This guys not Canadian, he didn’t say sorry after these jokes.

  • @regginasyki5769
    @regginasyki5769 4 роки тому +11

    damn. im almost 17 and i really wanna study in canada when i graduate and i just i just love canadaaa

    • @Flaccid_Child1
      @Flaccid_Child1 2 роки тому

      Oh, I should probably warn you that the cost of living, especially in major cities like Toronto or Vancouver, is egregiously high. Also, be prepared for the weather. Contrary to popular belief, however, we have amazing summers, but incredibly frigid winters. If you’re seriously looking to study in Canada, do your own research extensively.

  • @SrK2015
    @SrK2015 5 років тому +33

    I legit cackled this was great

  • @fmuh7989
    @fmuh7989 5 років тому +11

    "The only thing Canadian about him is that he's the same colour as kraft dinner."
    I fuckin died there bud

    • @danksouls6128
      @danksouls6128 3 роки тому

      @@joshdouglas1332 not really about him being white, just that he has a weird orange tan going on

  • @shxbdndzjzns3121
    @shxbdndzjzns3121 5 років тому +139

    But im minority I can definitely make America uncomfortable 😆I'm dead, canada plus china is a great combo🇨🇳🇨🇦

    • @javelinblue5414
      @javelinblue5414 5 років тому +5

      If Chinas so great why dont you stay there?

    • @SnakingIvY
      @SnakingIvY 5 років тому +10

      Non interior Chinese sure. But have you seen what the Chinese government is doing to Canadian citizens?

  • @thisbridgehascables
    @thisbridgehascables 5 років тому +23

    As an American, Trump is an embarrassment. I can’t stand when i travel to Europe and other Americans on the flight dress loud and proud. I travel to get away, blend in and not bring attention to myself. I can also pick out tourist in other countries.. when i was a kid my parents moved us to England for awhile, the locals thought we were Canadian because we were well behaved..

    • @frayserken
      @frayserken 5 років тому +1

      There is nothing wrong with Trump

    • @jesdadotcom
      @jesdadotcom 5 років тому

      When I travel I also lay low but maybe mind your own business.

    • @kessiawright1710
      @kessiawright1710 5 років тому +1

      When I was in Tanzania I met some American missionaries who told everyone they were Canadian because they said Canadians were liked better than Americans. They said they had other missionary friends who did the same thing.

    • @nochatter7134
      @nochatter7134 4 роки тому

      @Ambient Pedals There is an episode in SIMPSON’s where Bart, Lisa the family puts on Canadian flag when traveling abroad.... so if you are an American just travel abroad as Canadian 😂

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 5 років тому +33

    Thanks, buddy, I may never eat Kraft Dinner again ...

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 5 років тому +2

      That super-patriot in the shirt with an American flag on it obviously knows nothing about proper flag protocol ...

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 5 років тому

      Loved the plane story. :D

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 5 років тому +1

      @@mnirwin5112 I know! And it's not like he could've made it up or fudged the details to pander to an audience of in Winnipeg.

  • @amymccracken7772
    @amymccracken7772 Рік тому +1

    You're ammmmazing !!!! Wow !!! Go canada and you delivered that peerrfctly!! I'm so sad I haven't heard of you until now...I'm just about to go and watch all your other thing!! I'm excited!

  • @leslieholman3121
    @leslieholman3121 5 років тому +260

    For anyone who doesn't find that funny, as the old saying goes, " the truth hurts " .

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 5 років тому +44

      ...or it's not funny because it's not funny. Something about hearing the same orange-man-bad or Canada-enlightened-and-America-is-evil jokes for the thousandth time has a way of lessening the impact. It's basically just jingoism framed as comedy; I don't find that particularly entertaining coming from anyone.

    • @761jared
      @761jared 5 років тому

      @@10INTM Chad Daniels "Dad Chaniels" special is available on Amazon. Non-political, slow at the beginning, but I recommend it!

    • @peggycarter9314
      @peggycarter9314 5 років тому +5

      @@10INTM I agree...absolutely NOT funny.

    • @ohdaUtube
      @ohdaUtube 5 років тому +3

      @@peggycarter9314 lemme guess. American and clueless? He's really funny. Deal. That lady clearly was a POS without any redeeming qualities

    • @peggycarter9314
      @peggycarter9314 5 років тому +3

      @@ohdaUtube 😐 my expression on your comment AND this weird guy giving me his PATHETIC opinion which I could give 2 shits about.

  • @nozecone
    @nozecone 4 роки тому +43

    When did Canadians start calling the States "America"? When I was a kid, Canadians always called it "the States".

    • @marqawesome429
      @marqawesome429 4 роки тому +10

      Lol we still do. Technically we are American too. North American. That's why we use the distinction

    • @Lauren-rl4eu
      @Lauren-rl4eu 4 роки тому +5

      We had to start because Americans got mad at us for saying "the states" lol

    • @TeddyLucia1006
      @TeddyLucia1006 4 роки тому +4

      Now you've got me questioning which one I use more often...

    • @nozecone
      @nozecone 4 роки тому +5

      @@marqawesome429 You missed the point. Maybe you and I use the distinction - the comedian in the video does not; neither do most Canadians nowadays. It always seems to me a very, very minor betrayal.

    • @yordlejay6820
      @yordlejay6820 4 роки тому +1

      I've always called it America. We're not fucking Canada of America we're just Canada (in north america)

  • @beadmecreative9485
    @beadmecreative9485 4 роки тому +6

    The stereotype of Canadians being polite is very true. There is also the stereotype that Americans are not polite. When I went to San Francisco at age 8, I was surprised that Americans actually said sorry and thank you lol

    • @briguy677
      @briguy677 4 роки тому

      I lived in KC Missouri for three years and was surprised people apologized like they did back in TO. In fact I saw very few rude people at all. KC was a great place to live.

    • @PS987654321PS
      @PS987654321PS 2 роки тому +1

      Canadians aren’t polite. They are boring, miserable and passive aggressive.

  • @Tmendler
    @Tmendler 5 років тому +15

    I love this guy, sooooo funny!

  • @hotjanuary
    @hotjanuary 5 років тому +3

    Lol. “He’s well read.” This guy’s very funny.

    • @Dini566
      @Dini566 5 років тому

      Too bad he can't speak as well as he "reads" 😂

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca 5 років тому +3

    That Kraft dinner line got me lol

  • @marielovegrove5085
    @marielovegrove5085 4 роки тому +3

    The Anne Hathaway of world leaders. Lol

  • @littleripper312
    @littleripper312 5 років тому +15

    Hes not a minority in Vancouver. We are mostly Asians here. Americans are always surprised by how we're half Asian here. Always love to have Canadian comedians because it's more relateable for me.

    • @corranaven3084
      @corranaven3084 5 років тому

      Toronto too. Mostly Chinese here. Well, unless you cross Dundas, then you're in India

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 5 років тому

      Name really? is there a lot of Japanese-Canadian there?

    • @리주민
      @리주민 4 роки тому

      But still English-fremch as official languages? Replace French with Chinese in BC 😋
      Honestly, don't even know why the first nation languages aren't official. They were here much longer than English or french.

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 5 років тому +58

    you know America is becoming a joke when a Canadian immigrant makes jokes about them. :p

    • @pop9340
      @pop9340 5 років тому +13

      Huh? Canadians have been making fun of the Us for forever. 100%bs what ya said.

    • @z.deutch1334
      @z.deutch1334 5 років тому +1

      Even the old Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull mocked Trump.

    • @dragongawdess
      @dragongawdess 5 років тому +2

      @bad bad mc bad Almost every American and Canadian person who considers themselves a citizen is a product of immigration.

    • @pinecone1256
      @pinecone1256 5 років тому +4

      freaker126 he’s not an immigrant, he was born in Canada. His parents are immigrants.

    • @cc3184
      @cc3184 5 років тому +7

      @bad bad mc bad are you kidding? There are very large numbers of Asian immigrants. Asian immigrants make up 5% of the population in both the US and Canada. Yes please stay out of Canada, you wouldn't want any of our universal healthcare, lack of gun violence, fresh water and natural beauty.

  • @tamivujovic6227
    @tamivujovic6227 5 років тому +3

    He is Hilarious!!! I'm now a fan!!!

  • @louisfreeman9551
    @louisfreeman9551 5 років тому +2

    Great set

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 4 роки тому +4

    To the world,
    You’re welcome.
    Canada

  • @yes2208
    @yes2208 3 роки тому +1

    Hurry hard ...harder. That's a classic

  • @hunnerdayEDT
    @hunnerdayEDT 5 років тому +111

    Stop making fun of us with truth. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    I miss Obama 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jemm2026
      @jemm2026 5 років тому +2

      Sweetie...the rest of the world misses him too...how did you end up with that douche bag?!?! I seriously think you all got drunk and said "screw being the big brother the world looks up to...let's be the temper tantrum toddler in the grocery store who wants the chocolate he sees another kid eating!"

    • @nolansthompson8984
      @nolansthompson8984 5 років тому +2

      You miss him😂 how ignorant you are

    • @ahabgaddis7277
      @ahabgaddis7277 5 років тому +1

      Trump at least continued his wars of murder and destabilizing countries. I don't know what I would have done if Trump ruined Obamas wars ;_;

    • @elliottselman6746
      @elliottselman6746 5 років тому +1

      As a Canadian, so do I🤷‍♂️

    • @0bstinacy
      @0bstinacy 5 років тому

      @@LOGIBEAR01 YES MAD MAX FOR PM!!!! but fyi america not lucky to have trump lol hes a halfwit. at least maxime bernier doesnt lie hes completely transparent and doesnt promote hate, he simply says we dont pander to social issues and we dont pander to special interest groups. he wants the best for a CANADIAN in general.

  • @dfbofficial220
    @dfbofficial220 5 років тому

    Why have i not heard of this dude before,this is so good

  • @nikkininedoor1480
    @nikkininedoor1480 5 років тому +3

    Brilliant!

  • @jasongooden917
    @jasongooden917 4 роки тому +2

    I remember me my brother and my cousin were watching the Canadian women’s curling in the Olympics and none of us even like curling.

  • @NYCity378
    @NYCity378 5 років тому +7

    I like this 🤣😂👍🏻

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 3 роки тому

    That was great, thank you!

  • @kaotik1369
    @kaotik1369 5 років тому +7

    Sure, now we have Trudeau while they have Trump. But remember they had Obama and we had Harper.

    • @omemeemom4102
      @omemeemom4102 5 років тому

      @@LOGIBEAR01 ha ha, you have made similar comment on just about every post - the routine must have really bothered you. You did realize that this was a comedy performance? and that people are generally making fun?

    • @alpearson9158
      @alpearson9158 3 роки тому

      hmmm Harper the one and only Canadian pm to attempt to function outside of the constitution..........might explain a lot , Obama did a great job recovering from the Bush recession...........fact not politics

  • @TheBucketofSunshine
    @TheBucketofSunshine 4 роки тому +1

    I stan this man

  • @bookwormgirl000
    @bookwormgirl000 5 років тому +3

    this guy is adorable!

  • @christinevr7698
    @christinevr7698 3 роки тому +1

    He’s fantastic! So funny

  • @血雨探花-d9e
    @血雨探花-d9e 5 років тому +20

    As an asian American..... Goooooo Canada

  • @noneofyourbeeswax371
    @noneofyourbeeswax371 5 років тому +2

    Love it!

  • @mboihk3796
    @mboihk3796 5 років тому +35

    You can differentiate Canadian and American's arrogants or politeness by watching prank show from both Countries. American prank show would mostly end up with violent reaction in one way or another but Canadian prank show will always end up with laughter at the end. I hate watching American prank show.

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 років тому

      *arrogance
      *shows from
      *both countries
      *An American
      * A Canadian

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 років тому

      @@MsDesiree39 *you
      *because
      *foreigners
      *people

    • @bd7852
      @bd7852 5 років тому +1

      alvallac21 You’re definitely American.

  • @SofiaAlbizuri
    @SofiaAlbizuri 2 місяці тому

    “The only thing Canadian about him is that he’s the same color as Kraft Dinner.”
    I’m an American. I know exactly what Kraft Dinner is. And that’s one of the best lines I’ve heard all year

  • @mally-kmartty2519
    @mally-kmartty2519 5 років тому +4

    I liked it! You go glen coco! & Thx for the laugh

  • @catharinechen8443
    @catharinechen8443 5 років тому +2

    Last joke was the best

  • @harmony331000
    @harmony331000 4 роки тому +5

    That was hilarious and true! I love being Canadian 😻👍

  • @MANXEONPRINTDISPLAY
    @MANXEONPRINTDISPLAY 5 років тому +1

    Lol, he got me there!!

  • @rowenamacario112
    @rowenamacario112 5 років тому +3

    Hurry hard!!! 😂

  • @davidedwards3838
    @davidedwards3838 3 роки тому +2

    I am Canadian and I definitely would have said something.

  • @aintnolittlegirl9322
    @aintnolittlegirl9322 5 років тому +6

    I'm going to invest in several cases of butthurt cream so I can sell it in comment sections of videos that say anything even slightly negative about the US. I'll be a millionaire in one day.

    • @Alabamahobo
      @Alabamahobo 5 років тому

      Nah..he just isnt funny. Norm MacDonald...a Canadian who is actually funny, says telling Trump jokes is what bad comedians do to get cheap laughs from stupid people.

  • @mikewyw454
    @mikewyw454 4 роки тому

    That hurry joke was golden

  • @angelasaunders3558
    @angelasaunders3558 5 років тому +7

    Love this .. and I'm American! 🤣🤣

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 роки тому

    Canadian Small Business: Bicycle repair shop, fishing bait shop
    American Small Business: Maw 'n' Paw's Full-Auto Firearms Emporium

  • @angriface1603
    @angriface1603 5 років тому +8

    I think what some people don’t realize is that on that flight, there were probably five or six other Americans looking at that person, going “For real, lady?”

  • @amongbeyo
    @amongbeyo 5 років тому +10

    women's curling, lol! :D

  • @parvez2604
    @parvez2604 5 років тому +4

    Finally someone without any bad words.

  • @beyourself8701
    @beyourself8701 5 років тому

    Very funny man, that Leonard Chan!

  • @mino3d1
    @mino3d1 5 років тому +3

    So funny!!!

  • @baseheadfitness6062
    @baseheadfitness6062 5 років тому +2

    Yet us Canada is doing really fucking shitty and we are in more shit than we have been since the last one..........America is kicking ass right now.......

  • @420greatestqueen
    @420greatestqueen 5 років тому +13

    Yay women's curling!

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 4 роки тому

    Canadian kid: Plays road hockey
    American kid: Owns 12-gauge shotgun (legally!)

  • @andygill6051
    @andygill6051 5 років тому +11

    CHINESE AND PUNJABI (INDIANS) HAVE BEEN IN BRITISH COLUMBIA FOR OVER 100 YEARS!!!

  • @rvpstudioscanada3991
    @rvpstudioscanada3991 4 роки тому +1

    That was good.

  • @applehappyx-files2456
    @applehappyx-files2456 5 років тому +26

    True😂 true 😂 and true😂😂👍🏼

  • @amadeuis1
    @amadeuis1 5 років тому +2

    You're great!!!

  • @isabeltome9762
    @isabeltome9762 5 років тому +4

    The craft dinne joke r was awesome .

    • @GeminieCricket
      @GeminieCricket 5 років тому

      Isabel Tome learn to spell, it comes off as ignorant.......

  • @akomocombine3357
    @akomocombine3357 4 роки тому

    AWESOME!

  • @snowprince3253
    @snowprince3253 5 років тому +38

    Not bad at all and I’m an American lol

  • @jaytemkar8077
    @jaytemkar8077 4 роки тому +1

    Love Canada..from India..

    • @mikeneufield5499
      @mikeneufield5499 4 роки тому

      Love India, from Canada .. sorry our PM was maybe a bit too over the top couple yrs ago, but least he tried .. 🙂

  • @ellec.2075
    @ellec.2075 5 років тому +3

    Hahaha “he’s the same colour as kraft dinner”

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 5 років тому +2

      HAHAHA, I know! Trump is orange!? THAT JOKE HAS NEVER BEEN MADE BEFORE!!! Seriously, kiss my ass for being the sort of audience this same stagnant crap still works on and why comedy didn't evolve.

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 5 років тому

      10INTM 👈triggered snowflake 😂

  • @eagleone0one
    @eagleone0one 5 років тому

    Well-played, good sir!

  • @JustForFunzies72
    @JustForFunzies72 5 років тому +29

    As an American who despises the occupant of the White House, I appreciate anyone who makes fun of the Tangerine Wankmaggot.

    • @ryanjhenry2493
      @ryanjhenry2493 5 років тому +1

      Same.

    • @Poemi10304
      @Poemi10304 5 років тому +2

      Strange that you would use the term “wank” as an American, since it’s very British slang.

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 5 років тому

      Poemi10304 Not really, the scots came up with some epic nicknames for him and I think this was one of them, some people picked them up.

    • @cincybest
      @cincybest 5 років тому

      @@Poemi10304 I call him Tangerine Timmy. No matter what you call him he's still a douchebag.

  • @QuatMan
    @QuatMan 3 роки тому +1

    Canadians' obsession with America is always hilarious🤣🤣🤣 guess they have nothing better to do...

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 3 роки тому +1

      Of course! We live just above an endless disaster movie.

  • @jedison2441
    @jedison2441 5 років тому +16

    Justin Trudeau was very similar to Obama. Says a lot of the right thing but doesn't deliver on it. In order to find Canada's Trump look no further than Doug Ford.

    • @bestofthebest2148
      @bestofthebest2148 5 років тому +1

      Love Doug Ford.

    • @reganlundstrom7046
      @reganlundstrom7046 4 роки тому

      @Cleanish Slate also the people who voted for to dumb

    • @komfykoala6083
      @komfykoala6083 4 роки тому

      100% agree on the Trudeau/Obama part. I don't know much about Doug Ford other than the fact that his brother was mayor of Toronto and smoked crack.

    • @lee48lee68
      @lee48lee68 4 роки тому

      Jedison-I didn’t vote for Doug Ford but he’s nothing like trump. He resembles trump but his political ideology is completely different. Ford implemented and enforced social distancing and made sure people were paid so their families wouldn’t needlessly suffer. Even people who don’t agree with him politically are backing him. 🇨🇦

    • @alpearson9158
      @alpearson9158 3 роки тому

      yeah trump lite. will likely not survive politically much longer

  • @esthernyarugwe3557
    @esthernyarugwe3557 4 роки тому

    The last line was gold and very deep if you really think about it especially now and throughout time America is not great with minorities

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 4 роки тому +7

    This is good. More asian comedians... specifically chinese ones. Rock on man

  • @KatieReyna
    @KatieReyna 3 роки тому +1

    so funny!

  • @Suce.
    @Suce. 5 років тому +6

    I’m from Montreal Canada 🇨🇦

    • @tdawg713
      @tdawg713 5 років тому

      Thank you for answering a long standing question.

  • @jantbard99
    @jantbard99 4 роки тому

    Lol Kraft dinner🤣

  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 5 років тому +14

    Both Canada and the USA are great countries.

    • @alexj7440
      @alexj7440 5 років тому +3

      The US is empirically a terrible country

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 5 років тому +1

      @@alexj7440 that's why we have millions of people from every corner of the globe wanting to emigrate here, right? 🙄

    • @maxcicchino6894
      @maxcicchino6894 5 років тому

      @@alexj7440 keep telling yourself that

  • @vmwindustries
    @vmwindustries 4 роки тому

    Great!

  • @dillingersam588
    @dillingersam588 5 років тому +37

    Excellent Jokes
    Toronto
    The Six
    Go Raptors Go
    One Nation
    Canada Rules 😀❤

  • @idilali9160
    @idilali9160 5 років тому

    Same color as craft dinner.😂😂

  • @earthatom7
    @earthatom7 5 років тому +16

    If Canada was a little warmer and had an NFL team I would've moved already Lol

    • @mikemccarthy4106
      @mikemccarthy4106 5 років тому +1

      What do ya mean, we have the Buffalo bills :p

    • @RapsFan123
      @RapsFan123 5 років тому +5

      Southern Ontario is further south than almost 1/3 of the U.S. It gets hotter than New York or Chicago. Start packing 👍

    • @kinghassy334
      @kinghassy334 5 років тому +4

      Don't know why people act like it's Antarctica, it's cold from December to march so 30% of the year

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 5 років тому +1

      King Hassy Speak for yourself, Love Winnipeg.

    • @annmariebusu9924
      @annmariebusu9924 5 років тому

      King Hassy not true 😤.we had our first snow way before December and it took forever to see spring.

  • @chrissiebawn9357
    @chrissiebawn9357 3 роки тому

    GOD Bless you

  • @alandgomez5905
    @alandgomez5905 5 років тому +28

    Damnit he lost the popular vote! It's not our fault! (sobs quietly) Lol funny set though.

    • @Guttergirl61
      @Guttergirl61 5 років тому

      No! It sure isn't your fault that you have an idiot running your country!