SCREW YOU VENTS.... (get it?) | The Escapists #26

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  • @JayTh3Fox
    @JayTh3Fox 9 років тому +778

    "CAN SOMEONE SELL A SCREWDRIVER?!"
    *checks Jackson*
    "CAN SOMEONE SELL A CHEAPER SCREWDRIVER?!"

    • @johnkeen6880
      @johnkeen6880 6 років тому +4

      Jacksepticeye-2018

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 6 років тому +15

      How about this drink that's made up of vodka & orange juice for $3?

    • @TheRamona6644
      @TheRamona6644 5 років тому +4

      John Keen *2015

    • @BrianGriffinASMR
      @BrianGriffinASMR 5 років тому +2

      JayTh3Fox congrats, you just copied down what Jack said

    • @jusghonson3667
      @jusghonson3667 4 роки тому +1

      Welp. I guess I ended up in Alcatraz for developing non pixelated prisons without a permit

  • @luckypiee
    @luckypiee 8 років тому +493

    Thanks for making me look up "Do bones float".
    Yes, yes they do.

    • @marksmit8575
      @marksmit8575 8 років тому +5

      no they don't bones are made out of kalcium and that isnt floating

    • @luckypiee
      @luckypiee 8 років тому +32

      *calcium
      But they're made up of more than calcium, though. They're buoyant.

    • @luckypiee
      @luckypiee 8 років тому +28

      Luckylikeit I should actually say that dead bones (separated from the body) float because they are drier and therefore less dense. Bones themselves (inside the body) do not float.

    • @ethanleibrant129
      @ethanleibrant129 8 років тому

      +Luckylikeit Yes

    • @myriodash2909
      @myriodash2909 8 років тому +9

      Undertale Logic xD

  • @phoenixtheborked5465
    @phoenixtheborked5465 9 років тому +76

    Raft's Crafting Recipe
    Sail = Timber + Bed Sheet
    Raft Base = 2x Balsa Wood + Rope
    Makeshift Raft = Raft Base + Sail + Rope

    • @danielmontano5078
      @danielmontano5078 9 років тому +3

      I hope jack/sean reads this comment I do like this series but I want him to do custom maps even though I havent made any.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +27

      Flame Soul haha yeah I looked it up while playing, I just didn't remember it all perfectly

    • @otbrecords1462
      @otbrecords1462 7 років тому +2

      jacksepticeye you are the best jack! keep up the good work! Please give me a shoutout!

  • @jadesimard6934
    @jadesimard6934 3 місяці тому +14

    ''Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy'' that reference didn't aged too well did it? xD

    • @Noahtv028
      @Noahtv028 3 місяці тому +2

      Wow you beat me to it😂 I was literally about to type it out

  • @NightStar787
    @NightStar787 9 років тому +81

    To be honest I'm quite entertained when UA-camrs accidentally miss something that's normally edited out for one reason or another because it's just pretty amusing. Or even when they get totally lost in the game and are completely silent until they realize what they're doing and are like "Oh! Right, I'm supposed to be talking."

  • @reeduan7771
    @reeduan7771 8 років тому +43

    "I wanna make a raft out of the bones of my enemies..."
    Now that's savage

  • @carolina1608
    @carolina1608 8 років тому +198

    This is a 2016 thing but when he said "Jerry roll the outro" now it's Robin roll the outro!!

    • @kaio3603
      @kaio3603 4 роки тому

      So funnny I forgot to 😂

    • @geethashetty74
      @geethashetty74 4 роки тому

      @@kaio3603 hello Young me (I'm referring to your pfp btw lol)

    • @kaio3603
      @kaio3603 4 роки тому +1

      @@geethashetty74 ok

    • @kaio3603
      @kaio3603 4 роки тому +1

      @@geethashetty74 hello

  • @Thanu57
    @Thanu57 8 років тому +341

    4:47 he gave the med kit to the wrong person lmao

  • @Barthallis
    @Barthallis 9 років тому +243

    "Swift as an eagle, swift as a badger..." *bing* "Fuck..." *you got caught message* "...... *pissed face* ... _Or not swift at all, or get caught, and now all the stuff I had is _*_fucked..._*"
    ~Jacksepticeye 2015

    • @lappet9804
      @lappet9804 9 років тому

      What?

    • @magekirbygames434
      @magekirbygames434 9 років тому +3

      I love that line XD

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 9 років тому

      Cam and Nega the Lopunnys Dat face tho. ;D

    • @nightshadow9937
      @nightshadow9937 9 років тому

      Cam and Nega the Lopunnys the face is allreddy a meme.. I expected this

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 9 років тому +1

      Probably the best part of the video, lol.

  • @leviisdead
    @leviisdead 9 років тому +423

    WOW!!! PRISON MAKES BETTER FOOD THAN MY SCHOOL!!!

    • @berry_farm
      @berry_farm 9 років тому +1

      So true.

    • @aperson4355
      @aperson4355 9 років тому +1

      +HintShotGames that looks like markiplier(tour pic)

    • @madtekker
      @madtekker 9 років тому +1

      Ha! Yes

    • @leviisdead
      @leviisdead 9 років тому +1

      AG Zane And THIS is why kids hate school xD

    • @Issa.uelese
      @Issa.uelese 9 років тому +1

      IKR Food at my school is gross

  • @fryedapotato5521
    @fryedapotato5521 7 місяців тому +87

    The p Diddy joke aged well

    • @terriblebats7425
      @terriblebats7425 4 місяці тому +2

      Dam you beat me to it lmao

    • @Cam987.
      @Cam987. 3 місяці тому +2

      do you guys seriously scavenge the entire internet looking for stuff with the slightest mention of someone who just got cancelled and say "____ didn't age well"

    • @fryedapotato5521
      @fryedapotato5521 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Cam987. nah js happened to see it while I was watching

    • @terriblebats7425
      @terriblebats7425 3 місяці тому

      @@Cam987. chill bro didn’t even know who pdiddy was when I 1st watch the series as it was releasing

    • @fryedapotato5521
      @fryedapotato5521 3 місяці тому +1

      @@terriblebats7425 mb I didn't mean that to come over as mean

  • @lucyapples3524
    @lucyapples3524 9 років тому +13

    Thank you Jack for making these videos, I have been quite ill for a few weeks (something is inflamed in my chest, nothing serious) and you never fail to make me laugh or smile, no matter how much it hurts :)

  • @savannahtenace4174
    @savannahtenace4174 9 років тому +26

    Thank you Jack, you're a great person, school and a lot of other things have been stressing me out a lot and making me sad but whenever I'm sad I go watch your escapists even if I've already watched them. I can just forget about the stuff going on in my life and focus on what's going on in the video. Thank you Jack

  • @danishgirlreact6982
    @danishgirlreact6982 Місяць тому +4

    The p diddy joke in a prison game is just on point in 2024😂

  • @naan000
    @naan000 15 днів тому +2

    6:23 i'm crying not the p diddy joke

  • @learatos4724
    @learatos4724 8 років тому +54

    For those who stay all the way to the end of the video
    "Hello, I would like to order one jacksepticeye."

  • @pyramidperspective813
    @pyramidperspective813 9 місяців тому +17

    6:23 Jack you no longer want to feel that way after everything

  • @grumpydoodle8455
    @grumpydoodle8455 9 років тому +8

    > Sick
    > Sees new JSE vid
    > Finds out its an The Escapist episode
    > Instantly better

  • @bruhmann2833
    @bruhmann2833 4 місяці тому +6

    6:25 needs to be studied

  • @dylanmcnally8410
    @dylanmcnally8410 9 років тому +49

    Who else clicked out of the video for a second at the 'outro' and thought it was the real thing.

  • @UksiHattu12
    @UksiHattu12 9 років тому +41

    Jack, your bossness always helps me out when i have a bad day or i am really sad because i laugh so much at your videos! Jack you are the best! Continue making videos!

    • @lidorelmakais2184
      @lidorelmakais2184 9 років тому

      UksiHattu12 me to
      !!!!!!you are awsome

    • @jsegars98
      @jsegars98 9 років тому

      100% agree! :D

    • @cardboardrobot6826
      @cardboardrobot6826 9 років тому +5

      UksiHattu12 It is impossible to be sad when watching Jackie Boy! :D

    • @jammerhead100
      @jammerhead100 9 років тому

      U shud make meat bags for fake camera search its cussun 3x

    • @thealpha7926
      @thealpha7926 9 років тому +2

      UksiHattu12 He has saved my life 3 times so if he wasn't here I wouldn't be here :/

  • @saltationss
    @saltationss 9 років тому +195

    Finally, someone who aprecciates vegetarians and doesn't make fun of them ._.

    • @shannonmcnally8358
      @shannonmcnally8358 9 років тому

      I know

    • @GEORubex
      @GEORubex 9 років тому +4

      Kara Reid Wait your Vegita!?!

    • @liamirvine6539
      @liamirvine6539 9 років тому +17

      Kara Reid not to be a jerk but it's okay to be vegetarian cause you hate the taste of meat but the reason I'm given for most vegetarians is they don't want to kill a living thing my problem with the second reason people are vegetarians is the fact that if you only eat plants your still supporting killing things plants are living things that's why they grow from nutrition

    • @ashlyn4451
      @ashlyn4451 9 років тому +1

      B.J. Harddick da puns doe

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +41

      Kara Reid Why would anyone make fun of you for being a vegetarian? :/

  • @shreyanshsingh379
    @shreyanshsingh379 6 років тому +12

    3:23 The auto generated captions said
    "I need to knock out a carrot to get a red key"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @f1borgersen94
      @f1borgersen94 4 роки тому +1

      Woah. I read this comment right as he said that.

  • @aaronpruefert2815
    @aaronpruefert2815 9 років тому +34

    I don't know if you got any of this, but here's some hints to help you.
    Get a whip or nunchucks, a timber a wire and razor blade for whip, 2 timber and wire for nunchucks
    You can easily get defense with inmate outfit, pillow, and duct tape, but for better armor, a metal plate, a inmate outfit, and duct tape
    If you talk with the guards and you get 100 opinion, they will ignore you when you attack someone (theory)
    If you defeat ALL of the guards,they will let you out
    If you press q, a inmate with the opinion of 80 or more will follow you, and help you fight.
    Talking to a inmate increases opinion
    Hope this helps to jack or anyone playing escapists

    • @cooperdunsmore1478
      @cooperdunsmore1478 9 років тому +1

      He knows most of this except for the beat all the guards part, and Sean, If you see this please correct me if I'm wrong.

    • @dorianakhavan9919
      @dorianakhavan9919 9 років тому

      Aaron Pruefert I didn't know about the 5th one. Thanks.... I geuss

    • @dylanreid8427
      @dylanreid8427 9 років тому

      Aaron Pruefert He knows all of this but forgets a lot of the time

    • @senditwithsimon600
      @senditwithsimon600 9 років тому

      Aaron Pruefert you forgot that he can cut the vents......
      he keeps trying to unscrew them..

    • @dragonredux
      @dragonredux 9 років тому

      Aaron Pruefert Beating up the guards is useless in irongate, they pretty much one-shot you.

  • @snowyparadox
    @snowyparadox 9 років тому +5

    10:40 its lights out, but look how bright it is outside...

  • @ckayyy
    @ckayyy 9 років тому +120

    I spent FIFTEEN MINUTES. Thinking about the 'SCREW YOU VENTS' joke...

  • @shainagies7020
    @shainagies7020 9 років тому +8

    "Screw you vents, I'm going home." -JackSeptiCartman

  • @zakkattack3072
    @zakkattack3072 3 місяці тому +5

    Here I am, sitting 9+ years later. And as @fryedapotato5521 said….. that P Diddy clip at 6:25 is not aging the best……

  • @thehobbit999
    @thehobbit999 9 років тому +35

    When jack gave the medkit and chocolate away he gave it to two different people that's y it only went down 4

    • @mrprojects5759
      @mrprojects5759 9 років тому +2

      Curtis Edwards haha i saw it

    • @pulviner
      @pulviner 9 років тому +1

      I also saw it and I was like: Jaaaaaaack, you stup...

    • @MajoretteKay
      @MajoretteKay 9 років тому +1

      pulviner Nuuuh! Jack is not a stup

    • @randomdude8544
      @randomdude8544 9 років тому +1

      MajoretteKay sorry.. He is a stup

    • @rockysims8349
      @rockysims8349 9 років тому

      I was watching that part as soon as I saw your comment and died..lol 😂😂😂😜

  • @thedojogamer42mlgskrub8
    @thedojogamer42mlgskrub8 8 років тому +46

    Damn captions: did you know my name jack septic eye and welcome back to the escapist

    • @anthonygiannikopoulos7636
      @anthonygiannikopoulos7636 8 років тому

      Durecter Crennick lol.

    • @AlanTGP1
      @AlanTGP1 4 роки тому +2

      That reminds me of "TV did you know it's poop Thomas" or "Boy did you know it's poop Talbot".

  • @jehromez7721
    @jehromez7721 8 років тому +152

    "How are you at tirrteen strength?"

    • @miffymiffle
      @miffymiffle 8 років тому

      I noticed that omg

    • @mzmj3
      @mzmj3 8 років тому

      Vlad Zherebin what in the name of Michelle Obama

    • @darthdennis9589
      @darthdennis9589 8 років тому +14

      Lol it's Irish dude

    • @ingrid4979
      @ingrid4979 8 років тому +13

      Hahaah late team

    • @spectralbread
      @spectralbread 5 років тому +1

      ingrid later team

  • @helenavignard2553
    @helenavignard2553 6 років тому +2

    - You don't pronounce the "T" in chocolat, in french. -
    This useless reminders was given to you with love by a frenchie fan.

  • @zephyrusenergy1658
    @zephyrusenergy1658 8 років тому +30

    I keep imagining someone in actual prison IRl saying the stuff that Jack is saying out loud haha.

    • @enjer
      @enjer 2 роки тому

      @@ethixz.4310 why wouldn't they be

  • @markas2405
    @markas2405 9 років тому +76

    Anyone else want Jack to play Don't Starve Together with Markiplier, Pewdiepie or a UA-camr of your choice? Or has Jack already played it?

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +39

      Mark Markus I'd love to!!

    • @hallis8906
      @hallis8906 9 років тому +1

      Yeah, that sounds cool!

    • @FruitLeo
      @FruitLeo 9 років тому +2

      jacksepticeye woah its real jack XDI watch markiplier, jack, poods so that would be eeeeppiccccccccccccc (or should I say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

    • @flamefriends3842
      @flamefriends3842 9 років тому +1

      He hasn't played DST, although a younger Jack once did a playthrough of the original Don't Starve. There's a playlist

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 9 років тому +6

      jacksepticeye Or better yet, playing Escapists with Mark if it ever goes co-op. Given Mark barely made it past the easiest prison and you're on your way to beating the hardest one, he might be a little bit of a dead weight but decoys are always helpful. XD

  • @tipeg8841
    @tipeg8841 9 років тому +24

    JACK you know, that as a mailman, you can ALWAYS (even if not work period) enter other prisoners their cells?

  • @codygthomas3101
    @codygthomas3101 8 років тому +9

    3:50 to 3:57 Can someone sell a screwdriver. Can someone sell a better screwdriver!

  • @kubstepz8001
    @kubstepz8001 9 років тому +111

    JAAAAAAACK If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because your the shit!!

    • @jackdog06
      @jackdog06 9 років тому +5

      1) that's not a compliment
      2) you're

    • @annacatton5929
      @annacatton5929 9 років тому

      Jack Dog (:

    • @alexmansson1250
      @alexmansson1250 9 років тому +10

      Jack Dog 1) Thats so a compliment
      2)You're wrong

    • @missjackson7560
      @missjackson7560 9 років тому +6

      Jack Dog You're clearly not familiar with modern slang.

    • @jackdog06
      @jackdog06 9 років тому +1

      calling someone "the shit" has never been a compliment.
      and I'm right, it's "You're the shit"

  • @juanmam.2113
    @juanmam.2113 9 років тому +45

    jack did you realized you gave the medikit to shane and not jackson at 4:40

    • @Cris-jd7jh
      @Cris-jd7jh 9 років тому +4

      I've been looking all over the comments for someone to say this I think only you and I noticed the most fucking obvious thing.

    • @juanmam.2113
      @juanmam.2113 9 років тому

      Yeah, just we both noticed that

    • @thexebain
      @thexebain 9 років тому

      I noticed.

    • @cinderg1ock
      @cinderg1ock 9 років тому +1

      Juan Martín Montano I noticed... It's not that big of a deal

    • @rodneyfunderburrk1982
      @rodneyfunderburrk1982 9 років тому

      *sean

  • @billynightingale2827
    @billynightingale2827 9 років тому +7

    I had a really bad day today and just hearing the intro makes me happier

    • @thealpha7926
      @thealpha7926 9 років тому +2

      Billy Crafted You're not the only one, and he makes me happy all the time :)

    • @silvernote574
      @silvernote574 9 років тому

      Billy Crafted Jackyboy lights up so many people's day. I kind of want to thank all the bosses. I did not sub until jack was at 1 million, (I would never had been able to find him if he had lower than 1 mill) Stay awesome my fellow boss. :D

  • @captianrcapianr6248
    @captianrcapianr6248 8 років тому +16

    THAT'S IT JERRY ROLL THE CREDITS - OUTRO BEGINS I LAUGHED TO DEATH

  • @signingasl9698
    @signingasl9698 8 років тому +9

    6:25 got my glasses I'm out the door, gonna hit this city. Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle o' Jack.

  • @oo-jv3yi
    @oo-jv3yi 9 років тому +26

    "I is a stupid!"
    *_JackSepticEye, 2015_*
    All my life... i've been speaking english the wrong way...
    *_So Inspirational..._*

    • @andromeda0627
      @andromeda0627 9 років тому +1

      Tru dat

    • @SgtZerstoerung
      @SgtZerstoerung 9 років тому +3

      Shit Sherlock That´s deep...

    • @mikeylonergan2098
      @mikeylonergan2098 9 років тому

      I

    • @mewtastic2409
      @mewtastic2409 9 років тому +1

      Shit Sherlock "I R SMART" _Chuggaaaconroy,_ April 5th, 2008

    • @Nomahl
      @Nomahl 9 років тому +1

      Shit Sherlock and then he says he dosent like momo because she said "i have a idea" lol

  • @SuzyLuOfficial
    @SuzyLuOfficial 9 років тому +46

    I hope Jacks second video is Valiant Hearts today! I love that game.

    • @Ryan-dz9li
      @Ryan-dz9li 4 роки тому +9

      Did you post this comment before you became youtube famous?

    • @vincentgamer1_0
      @vincentgamer1_0 3 роки тому

      @@Ryan-dz9li she probaly did

    • @Nate_The_Crab
      @Nate_The_Crab 3 роки тому

      I misread that as Valiant Hero

    • @ASubscriber
      @ASubscriber 3 роки тому

      @@Ryan-dz9li to your answer yes

    • @Owl__-py2qo
      @Owl__-py2qo 3 роки тому +1

      @Suzy Lu ur vids suck ass

  • @videochat6197
    @videochat6197 3 місяці тому +4

    6:27 Jack Nooo😭😭😭

  • @minimmats
    @minimmats 9 років тому +35

    I *donut* believe some of the items you find in this game, some of them, like the crowbar, give you a bit of *leverage*. Others, like the duct tape seems to be there to help you *stick* it to the man. Either way, if you see this while *policing* the comment section, just know you're doing a great job.

    • @Raakai
      @Raakai 9 років тому +4

      MinimMats Smart, nice joke.

    • @silvernote574
      @silvernote574 9 років тому +4

      Puns for days, queep up like this my fellow boss

    • @jackbienvenue6882
      @jackbienvenue6882 9 років тому

      Your so punny
      *Slow clap*
      I almost wrote soow crap

    • @minimmats
      @minimmats 9 років тому

      ScreamingPizza Silver Note :3

    • @minimmats
      @minimmats 9 років тому

      Jack Bienvenue *Slightly* *Slower* *Clap* :-)

  • @groofay
    @groofay 8 років тому +6

    That outro at 2:00 sure had me fooled!

    • @eoghanc209
      @eoghanc209 7 років тому +3

      Geoff B well you must be pretty stupid then

  • @GavinCondron
    @GavinCondron 9 років тому +49

    The bottom line is true
    The top line is false

    • @cate7229
      @cate7229 9 років тому +4

      Gavin Condron stop confusing me!

    • @SuperUnhappyman
      @SuperUnhappyman 9 років тому

      Gavin Condron you are at a cross roads one road leads to the kingdom of heaven one to the kingdom of hell one man guards each road one only lies one only tells the truth you can only ask one question... how do you get to heaven?

    • @ipenguing684
      @ipenguing684 9 років тому

      Paradox... Paradox... Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooooh

    • @shotgunvsheart4751
      @shotgunvsheart4751 9 років тому

      lies, lies, LIES..!
      "that is it, someone is getting stabbed."

    • @kingkobe6983
      @kingkobe6983 9 років тому

      MIND BLOWN!!!!😵😵😵

  • @pupptartz
    @pupptartz 5 років тому +1

    If anyone didnt notice, i rewatched this after a long time and noticed Jack gave the medkit to Shane instead of Jackson in 4:43

  • @sugarkats21
    @sugarkats21 9 років тому +41

    I'm... I'm ashamed of myself... It took me a whole 10 seconds to understand the pun

    • @Issa.uelese
      @Issa.uelese 9 років тому +1

      IKR me 2

    • @uwuoop8830
      @uwuoop8830 9 років тому +1

      +Katie Crossing Oh god. It took me no time at all. But you know Jack. putting in puns because he likes to do weird shit like that

    • @AcoN0Five
      @AcoN0Five 8 років тому +4

      I took me 3 months! 😂😂😂

    • @pistolhawk9160
      @pistolhawk9160 8 років тому

      It took me 2:17 seconds and you're comment...

    • @suicidesquirr3l194
      @suicidesquirr3l194 8 років тому

      What is it a still don't get it

  • @PHX787
    @PHX787 9 років тому +7

    Best thumbnail ever

  • @Steph48224
    @Steph48224 9 років тому +6

    I loved your 60 seconds of silence in Honeypop, you should do that more often :-)

    • @Steph48224
      @Steph48224 9 років тому +4

      Yeah, he said it was, but I liked it

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +6

      Stephanie Moore haha while I appreciate it, too much of it would get annoying and weird :P

  • @Buddy_Beatz
    @Buddy_Beatz 3 роки тому

    Been binging this series again since escapists 2 was the xbox game with gold this month. And that 2:02 part just hit me with so much nostalgia.
    And if your wondering how it just hit me. Its because i go to the next episode right after he says. "Well im going to leave this episode here."

  • @thepokemonperson6513
    @thepokemonperson6513 7 років тому +7

    he gave the med kit to shane

  • @tormoronic
    @tormoronic 9 років тому +18

    AHAH AHAH AHAH JACK IS THE PUNISHER

    • @tormoronic
      @tormoronic 9 років тому +7

      Get it? PUNisher? No? Ok then, time for me to hit the old dusty traiiiillll....

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +7

      Victoria Morton I GOT IT BRO!!! :P

    • @tormoronic
      @tormoronic 9 років тому

      AWWW YISSSS
      HIGH FIVES lmao

    • @Kerttis
      @Kerttis 9 років тому +1

      ***** I've been a sub since 5K

    • @derpsgonnaderp4530
      @derpsgonnaderp4530 9 років тому

      Victoria Morton this has nothing to do with this comment but the JACKSEPTICEYE on top is fake thts giving free stuff ITS FAKE dont click it just look in its channel

  • @lukasholloway8096
    @lukasholloway8096 9 років тому +5

    I have been with jack for a while and i think i do not have ears anymore:)

  • @JohnHaloWarrior95
    @JohnHaloWarrior95 7 років тому

    I know this is late, but I love how at 18:10 ish Jack says he's not going to get cell searched by the guards because he's on good terms with them, then when he clicks on one the guard said that he'd be honored to end Jack! Rip Jack's credibility!

  • @TrekkerLLAP
    @TrekkerLLAP 9 років тому +6

    Eating the DoDo Donut will replenish your fatigue and make you 'Rad', according to the Steam update notes. It's a rare spawning item. Apparently there's a new NPC with that update too, in the "visitation area :/

  • @LILGIEDZ
    @LILGIEDZ 9 років тому +12

    Jack gets rekt.. *TEN OUTTA TEN!*

    • @silvernote574
      @silvernote574 9 років тому +2

      ten outta ten bosses! Stay bossy mah fellow boss

  • @jakebull2294
    @jakebull2294 9 років тому +14

    my 3 year old brother always shouts at 7 o'clock "JACK TIME"

    • @lilygwen92
      @lilygwen92 9 років тому +15

      Jake Bull Your brother is going to learn a very interesting vocabulary from Jack's videos. :D

    • @chimpnimsky8308
      @chimpnimsky8308 9 років тому

      Jake Bull what kind of jack time lol just kidding

    • @devynmccracken5426
      @devynmccracken5426 9 років тому

      ^ But hed know how to escape jail cuz hes been watching the escapists

    • @abidoodle8815
      @abidoodle8815 9 років тому

      Jake Bull For me the video comes out at 4:00

    • @jakebull2294
      @jakebull2294 9 років тому

      he says it we both watch it

  • @PngunPr
    @PngunPr 6 років тому +1

    “Ladies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to the escape this.” Great captions, am I right?

  • @TheEloquentImage
    @TheEloquentImage 9 років тому +5

    Hey Jacky! To help you with those bones: they dont't float. Bones have a mass of 15-20% of your body weight. So kinda heavy if you look at it.
    But! You could build a raft with the hyoid bone, your only floating bone.

    • @abbi2735
      @abbi2735 9 років тому

      Could you please tell me where the hyoid bone is? I'm only 10 :/

    • @Tobygamesiscool
      @Tobygamesiscool 9 років тому +1

      Weight and mass are different things

    • @TheEloquentImage
      @TheEloquentImage 9 років тому

      +tobygameiscool you are correct, in scientific context, mass means the amount of matter in an object, while weight refers to the amount of force that object experiences thanks to gravity.
      But in everyday's life, people don't make a difference between them, and I explained it like this to make it a bit more understandable for a 10y/o ;)

    • @abbi2735
      @abbi2735 9 років тому

      Jeroen Bouckaert Thanks :) This will go towards my Science test!

  • @Nicks57000
    @Nicks57000 9 років тому +10

    jack I just escaped HMP IRON GATE!!

    • @d35dhp34
      @d35dhp34 9 років тому

      Liar -_-

    • @upsetjuice
      @upsetjuice 9 років тому +6

      He could be telling the truth you know

    • @gamesmasher1489
      @gamesmasher1489 9 років тому +5

      so the Hairy Midget People's Iron gate could not stop you? they should of used diamond...

    • @reecehilton6118
      @reecehilton6118 9 років тому

      Nick Schiff me too!

    • @woodstock1072
      @woodstock1072 9 років тому

      Hmp Irongate = Easy Camp Epsilon = Hard Custom Prisons = Insane

  • @Landiusk
    @Landiusk 9 років тому +23

    escapists? more like escape-piss (get it) sorry

    • @redpandagaming470
      @redpandagaming470 9 років тому

      Pastafarian Worshiping BAH DUM TSSSSSSSSSSSS (get that?)

    • @biancamusial8632
      @biancamusial8632 9 років тому +2

      Pastafarian Worshiping more like escape-go fuck yourself. jk sorry lol

    • @juhotuho10
      @juhotuho10 9 років тому

      Pastafarian Worshiping no, you have to run-escape the piss XD

    • @xavierreyna7908
      @xavierreyna7908 9 років тому

      Ha really

    • @jakehancox2053
      @jakehancox2053 9 років тому

      Shut the heck up I love this game

  • @zzhero1378
    @zzhero1378 8 років тому +2

    I wasnt paying attention to the video and I thought it ended at 2:02 lol

  • @krishnaclark4862
    @krishnaclark4862 9 років тому +34

    Panic at the Disco, Jack this is why I love you!!

    • @TsujiroI
      @TsujiroI 6 років тому

      That wasn't panic at the Disco 😂

    • @unipigg1188
      @unipigg1188 4 роки тому

      This dumbass thought that OutKast was panic at the disco😂

  • @michaelcollins2282
    @michaelcollins2282 9 років тому +20

    3:18 trevor lel I like how *trevor* has a *lighter*

  • @shawnsuarez4595
    @shawnsuarez4595 9 років тому +8

    jack your job is mailmen right........there's something in the mail, this NUTS
    HA got 'em

  • @vincekaj
    @vincekaj 8 років тому +1

    This Brings back memories. I remember when Jack Uploaded this and now he changed so Much! Keep Up The Support!

  • @selfdestructivecat4922
    @selfdestructivecat4922 9 років тому +17

    Automatic like for the terrible pun.

  • @Local_0
    @Local_0 7 років тому +3

    man jack really needs to come back to this it was fun

  • @foolgamer890
    @foolgamer890 9 років тому +43

    JACKYBOY DO MORE THE ESCAPISTS IN A WEEK LIKE 2 or 3 PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee and say STICKYBOMB IN YOUR NEXT VID PLEASE

    • @foolgamer890
      @foolgamer890 9 років тому

      when he say STICKYBOMB thats really AWESOME and 2 3 vids on the escapists

    • @Codey-oi3og
      @Codey-oi3og 9 років тому

      Yeah plz do

    • @emirozcan4338
      @emirozcan4338 9 років тому

      Yes please please make more

    • @foolgamer890
      @foolgamer890 9 років тому +1

      MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @thenolanteam
      @thenolanteam 9 років тому

      Plzzzzz do more

  • @syguyrox
    @syguyrox 7 років тому

    i laughed when he gave a chocolate to shane instead of jackson at 4:42 trying to get the screwdriver. xD

  • @CloroxBleach-ov8vk
    @CloroxBleach-ov8vk 8 років тому +6

    when u said molten chocolate I was eating chocolate

  • @samm7629
    @samm7629 9 років тому +12

    what if the bleach that you get from the janitor job could bleach your hair and make you look different and possibly look like a visitor

    • @CheekiiChapsJr
      @CheekiiChapsJr 9 років тому +2

      Sam M
      Would be a good Idea.

    • @GemmaBee14
      @GemmaBee14 9 років тому

      That would be too easy.

    • @simonjellett9528
      @simonjellett9528 9 років тому +1

      equality for straight white males what if it was only temporary?

    • @samm7629
      @samm7629 9 років тому +1

      it would last either one period or one day or when u take a shower it washes away

    • @simonjellett9528
      @simonjellett9528 9 років тому

      Sam M that shower idea is really good

  • @warman9379
    @warman9379 9 років тому +23

    Yay!!!!!!! He uploaded a video on my birthday

    • @roadblocks9990
      @roadblocks9990 9 років тому

      Happy birthday WarMan 🎁🎉

    • @jaydennicholson9761
      @jaydennicholson9761 9 років тому +3

      Happy bday 😀💻🔌

    • @ruinenlust_
      @ruinenlust_ 9 років тому

      WarMan 937 Happy birthday to you! ALL THE CAKE

    • @lohis9050
      @lohis9050 9 років тому +1

      I had bday yesterday :)

    • @gouobo
      @gouobo 9 років тому +12

      Well... he uploads daily... so he uploads on everyone's birthdays.

  • @erikblarg5498
    @erikblarg5498 4 роки тому

    4:40 Intends to give med kit to Jackson. Exits out of Jacksons menu, clicks to enter the menu again, Doesn't notice he opened Shanes menu this time, gives medkit to Shane...

  • @abdullahejaz1390
    @abdullahejaz1390 9 років тому +15

    am i the only one who never gets jacks references?

    • @TacoDoesYoutube
      @TacoDoesYoutube 9 років тому +2

      Abdullah Ejaz I don't get any of them either, but I still laugh so I don't feel like an outcast.

    • @Simeonivanow
      @Simeonivanow 9 років тому

      Abdullah Ejaz I tought i was alone in this world

    • @abdullahejaz1390
      @abdullahejaz1390 9 років тому

      xDDDD

    • @someone9345
      @someone9345 9 років тому

      Noope i feel yah :( i just go with it XD

    • @bloodsky7930
      @bloodsky7930 9 років тому

      Abdullah Ejaz I Know that Feeling Bro...

  • @tenacity25
    @tenacity25 9 років тому +7

    I know exactly how to escape Irongate, Sanpancho, and Centerperks.
    The other maps.. yeah... anyways......

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 9 років тому +1

      BobaAsdf Oh, and the DoDo Donut was added in the latest update.

    • @74oshua
      @74oshua 9 років тому +1

      Yeah, I found the DoDo donut in some guys pocket on a prion I made :p

    • @nerdcicle5134
      @nerdcicle5134 9 років тому

      Bucegat2 YES A FREE VIRUS AND SCAM GAURANTEED I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!

    • @nerdcicle5134
      @nerdcicle5134 9 років тому

      Vladty Grower THANKS FOR THE SCAM OMG I WANTED THIS

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +2

      BobaAsdf Awesome :D me too!!

  • @HKaftermath
    @HKaftermath 9 років тому +75

    "You gonna eat that fat guy?" lol (its family guy btw)

    • @bristlethewolf56
      @bristlethewolf56 9 років тому +5

      I watch Family Guy and I didn't even get the reference!!

    • @spigglewiggle9878
      @spigglewiggle9878 9 років тому +3

      HKaftermath Good ol' Patrick Pewderschmit

    • @mld_tv1911
      @mld_tv1911 9 років тому +1

      I got it right off the bat it was halariouse

    • @GabePAM
      @GabePAM 9 років тому

      What season/episode

    • @HKaftermath
      @HKaftermath 9 років тому

      Gabe PAM geez, idk I dont even what TV anymore...

  • @rockstar-5934
    @rockstar-5934 4 роки тому

    So Jack what is the unique feature about your boat.
    Jack: it’s got a bunch of holes in it.

  • @robertcloudly1904
    @robertcloudly1904 4 роки тому +4

    2020 gang where u at?

  • @kasamix4040
    @kasamix4040 9 років тому +14

    Is it just me or jack looks like fpsrussia holding an uzi in the thumbnail?

  • @BBE
    @BBE 9 років тому +8

    Welcome to the under 301 club, how tough are you?

    • @MondayVods
      @MondayVods 9 років тому

      Bass Boost Everything how tough im i? how tough im i had 12 nail's on my arm

    • @ipenguing684
      @ipenguing684 9 років тому +1

      I'm so tough I reply to overused comments

    • @ebola420noscope5
      @ebola420noscope5 9 років тому

      Bass Boost Everything very, very tough

    • @BBE
      @BBE 9 років тому

      IPenguinG Yes you do.

    • @tristansittler3615
      @tristansittler3615 9 років тому +1

      Bass Boost Everything tough as a boss but not as tough as jackaboy :p

  • @zzmariobruhhandle
    @zzmariobruhhandle Рік тому +1

    Im glad Sean didnt do any riots to escape then, cuz riots get kinda annoying after the first time

  • @gabe2237
    @gabe2237 8 років тому +40

    6999 comments, what a great time

    • @davidjohnson6087
      @davidjohnson6087 8 років тому +2

      Yeah... "One before 7,000"
      (I know why it's fun)

    • @briaunalincoln4435
      @briaunalincoln4435 8 років тому +1

      +David “E.W.” Johnson ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @macy8753
      @macy8753 4 роки тому

      Only if you woulda been there 30 comments ago

    • @FitFixations
      @FitFixations 4 роки тому +3

      It’s June 11th 2020 and there are only 6.5 thousand comments???? How?

    • @farwarak3936
      @farwarak3936 4 роки тому

      @@FitFixations i dont know lmaoo

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 8 років тому +74

    Can someone be allergic to chicken?

    • @Chloe-qw2kb
      @Chloe-qw2kb 8 років тому +6

      yes

    • @zakowako4273
      @zakowako4273 8 років тому +12

      people can be allergic to water or sun

    • @Agent-sh3xz
      @Agent-sh3xz 8 років тому +3

      +Madden Mobile yes

    • @corpz2392
      @corpz2392 8 років тому +8

      Some people are allergic to everything

    • @sandblocks7637
      @sandblocks7637 8 років тому +5

      NO! chicken is too good to be allergic to

  • @michaelmalcuit18
    @michaelmalcuit18 9 років тому +5

    Jack stole stuff from Jack's son. 10 points for each person the figures it out.

    • @dekai1029
      @dekai1029 9 років тому

      Jackson?

    • @michaelmalcuit18
      @michaelmalcuit18 9 років тому

      Allons-y Alonso yes bruh 10 points for you.

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 9 років тому

      Jackson jackson jackson jackson jackson jackson jackson jackson jackson jackson. Do i gets 100 poinyrdxhluxtctu

    • @HolidayTheLeek
      @HolidayTheLeek 9 років тому

      Michael Malcuit No, he gets 69

    • @dekai1029
      @dekai1029 9 років тому

      Holiday Miner wrong again, he gets 1337

  • @Charlotte-fj3ng
    @Charlotte-fj3ng 8 років тому +1

    I love how he actually played the outro XD

  • @IEFAG
    @IEFAG 9 років тому +27

    You and pewdiepie need to collab

  • @MultiSplish
    @MultiSplish 9 років тому +26

    ter-teen strengt

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +17

      MultiSplish accent game is stronk

    • @MultiSplish
      @MultiSplish 9 років тому +8

      jacksepticeye senpai has finally noticed me

    • @Bangtandrugd
      @Bangtandrugd 9 років тому

      +MultiSplish ikr LOL 😂💄💄💄 👄 JK

    • @simonhaselbacher4357
      @simonhaselbacher4357 9 років тому

      +hq397 so irish right?

    • @cryatical_k671
      @cryatical_k671 9 років тому

      +simon haselbacher he is IRISH and me too # Irish4life

  • @darren3498
    @darren3498 9 років тому +5

    did anybody else notice he gave the medkit to shane and hi jack love the vids

    • @darren3498
      @darren3498 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye

    • @d35dhp34
      @d35dhp34 9 років тому

      Me

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +1

      Scorpion Gaming Considering other comments mentioned it I'd say yes :P

  • @alertArchitect
    @alertArchitect 9 років тому

    That face he made when he saw his strength number though! One of the funniest faces I've ever seen someone make! XD

  • @FearlessFlourish
    @FearlessFlourish 9 років тому +154

    1 + 1 = 3

    • @hallis8906
      @hallis8906 9 років тому +29

      No it's 21

    • @jordan_.zx10r
      @jordan_.zx10r 9 років тому +1

      Oh

    • @notvengeful
      @notvengeful 9 років тому +1

      😱

    • @forza1sra
      @forza1sra 9 років тому +1

      Are you refering to the show equals three?

    • @leoblank7952
      @leoblank7952 9 років тому +17

      FearlessFlourish
      1 + 1 = 3,
      1 - 1 = 3
      3 + 3 = 666
      ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

  • @madar10itachi
    @madar10itachi 9 років тому +5

    Does Jack edit his own videos? Or does he have an editor? Since he called someone Jerry? Just askin'. :)

    • @lilygwen92
      @lilygwen92 9 років тому +22

      Madara10Itachi He edits them himself but I think he just has lot of imaginary friends to shout at. :D

    • @CyberBorg
      @CyberBorg 9 років тому +14

      Madara10Itachi He edits them himself, Jerry was for comedic effect, and it worked :D

    • @carolstott5337
      @carolstott5337 9 років тому +1

      Lily Gwen imaginary friends are awesome XD

    • @lilygwen92
      @lilygwen92 9 років тому

      Oswald Stott Yup! :D

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 9 років тому

      Madara10Itachi It was an inside joke, when really it's all him (and some automated tools provided likely by a youtube partnership with some tools site). It was a hilarious joke too, playing the outro preemptively as a joke and shit...

  • @Alexisloper828
    @Alexisloper828 8 років тому +3

    11 minutes into the video and I got the pun in the video title....

    • @raggy__
      @raggy__ 8 років тому

      +Michaela Lake look at the title

  • @sirneptune9757
    @sirneptune9757 3 роки тому +1

    The fat guy reference is from family guy for people who did not know

  • @hiddengamer4984
    @hiddengamer4984 9 років тому +3

    go to 0:58 and pause

    • @Pulsarnix
      @Pulsarnix 5 років тому

      "How are you at thirteen strength?!"

  • @later_taters
    @later_taters 9 років тому +9

    If something is porous, then water can get into it, then surely it wouldn't float? So don't use bones :)

    • @GemmaBee14
      @GemmaBee14 9 років тому +6

      Pumice floats.

    • @MidwestArtMan
      @MidwestArtMan 9 років тому +4

      ***** Birds' bones are hollow so they can fly. Human bones are porous on the inside for the bone marrow, but they still don't float.

    • @mld_tv1911
      @mld_tv1911 9 років тому +4

      Wow way to kill the mood.. I don't know if I'm sharing me cake with you now

    • @OceanicSky3414
      @OceanicSky3414 9 років тому +1

      Bethan Hughes Being porous doesn't determine if something floats or not. That's density...

    • @mcgoo5228
      @mcgoo5228 9 років тому +2

      Styrofoam is porous, it floats, it's density that determines ummm floatiness

  • @melodiesaregoodmusicvidsg9106
    @melodiesaregoodmusicvidsg9106 8 років тому +3

    Ok. It's over. *attempts to leave video, but somehow knows that it isn't over* Lets just continue.

  • @Latinkila0421
    @Latinkila0421 2 роки тому +1

    You gonna finish that dead fat guy is a family guy reference 😂