GET TASED! | The Escapists #24

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +1390

    So many people telling me to put toothpaste or shaving cream on the cameras, I know this already. I did it in other prisons and videos. That's not what I was talking about, I was just saying the cameras are annoying in general cos they're everywhere and it doesn't help me get into everyone's desks anyway cos I'd have to have a LOT of cream for all the cameras every day.
    I know I can use it on the camera in my cell if I do anything in it

    • @byroncrowson851
      @byroncrowson851 9 років тому +5

      True

    • @Blank-zy1pe
      @Blank-zy1pe 9 років тому +8

      It's the fact that people think they know everything! Or, they just don't pay attention.

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 9 років тому +5

      It's alright, Sean! Just ignore the haters.... XD

    • @byroncrowson851
      @byroncrowson851 9 років тому +6

      Ignore those haters they are just hating on how Boss you are

    • @hoblydobly2326
      @hoblydobly2326 9 років тому +5

      Hey jack I love your videos and I really REALLY hope you put this comment on another reading youtube comments. Plz do as I am your biggest fan. PLZ reply also!!! PLZ

  • @queen_fox_games7408
    @queen_fox_games7408 8 років тому +956

    Red name=Hates you
    Orange name=Doesn't completely hate you
    Yellow names=They don't care about you
    Bright Green Names=MAN CRUSH ALERT

    • @justeliiijah
      @justeliiijah 8 років тому +2

      True...

    • @Kylewoodywoodward
      @Kylewoodywoodward 8 років тому +1

      xxFoxesFurLifexx 99 true

    • @__-iv9dk
      @__-iv9dk 8 років тому +5

      Queen_Fox_Games ...eurt

    • @NoName-ze5dx
      @NoName-ze5dx 7 років тому +24

      Queen_Fox_Games "Man Crush Alert" That Sure didn't give me a Extra chromosome

    • @GDXdominator
      @GDXdominator 7 років тому +3

      I'm not giving everybody duct tape and timber anymore then...

  • @SafaretoSaf
    @SafaretoSaf 9 років тому +777

    For escaping:
    1.Make the raft (You'll need lots of timber and Balsa wood)
    2.Make a contraband pouch
    3.Make the red key
    4.Make any cutters,Sturdy is most useful
    5.make a grappling hook
    6.A bed dummy
    Now from where to escape:
    1.When you got all the stuff,in the evening rollcall don't go back to your cell, go down that red key door in the south
    2.keep going south and look carefully until you find a room that has a ladder in it and maybe a prison stash
    3.Go up the ladder.use your grappling hook on the south of the roof
    4.Go east south until you find a dock you can use your raft on
    5.press on the raft,then press the dock and done :) I know that's a lot but it's the easiest way trust me

    • @andeljuriel8220
      @andeljuriel8220 9 років тому +1

      Safareto Saf OMG you look like a freaking nightmare

    • @abdulrahmanobeid7816
      @abdulrahmanobeid7816 9 років тому +2

      Safareto Saf Boy, you must be fun at parties.

    • @Duplicated
      @Duplicated 9 років тому +17

      Dada Rotko rude

    • @benramirez840
      @benramirez840 9 років тому +9

      That was rude lol

    • @ConnorMills03
      @ConnorMills03 9 років тому +2

      Safareto Saf do you cover the cameras as well if you can

  • @marienorris3479
    @marienorris3479 9 років тому +939

    I just realized that the reason people beat up random people is BC they are also getting missions from people! Its like your not the only escapist here 0.0

    • @lukewilkins5169
      @lukewilkins5169 9 років тому +68

      No, game logic wouldn't go that deep. As a programmer myself, programming and scripting all that stuff takes too much time, and in reality, you can just go the easy way, making the game equally easy or hard

    • @marienorris3479
      @marienorris3479 9 років тому +95

      Luke Wilkins Well it's just a theory, an 'Insert MatPat here' Theory.

    • @roryfeeney5548
      @roryfeeney5548 9 років тому +2

      +Lance Norris yap

    • @roryfeeney5548
      @roryfeeney5548 9 років тому +25

      +Lance Norris BUT THATS JUST A THEORY. A COMMENT THEORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

    • @unknown_saven7280
      @unknown_saven7280 7 років тому +1

      fuck it

  • @harrietinsley8519
    @harrietinsley8519 9 років тому +63

    When you "died" you lost money!!! I just noticed it might have always bean like that but????

  • @TMLCJLK
    @TMLCJLK 9 років тому +102

    Ok Jack, here are some tips for a way out. A good option you have for this prison is to create a poster-wall to that big hollow room in the bottom-left of the main area (where you can see a prisoner stash). There you can stash all your contraband (without the risk of cell searches) and have easy access to it.
    After that, I would also suggest that you use the hollow wall at the bottom-right of the main area (you can get there from under the floor or through walls, your choice) to access the roof.
    Once you decide to escape (if I’m not forgetting anything), you will need a Makeshift Raft, Cutters, Sheet Rope (I don’t think you need the Grappling Hook, but you could take it just to be safe) and a Zipline Hook.
    PS: pay attention to the clock. You do go to bed early in this prison (at 20h), so you will have to wait until it is dark to go to the roof.

    • @marinmilos4605
      @marinmilos4605 9 років тому +1

      awsome how did u find out all this sh*t

    • @TMLCJLK
      @TMLCJLK 9 років тому +1

      marin miloš That’s the way out I used when I played this prison.

    • @swipexhypez4818
      @swipexhypez4818 9 років тому +1

      Good Idea that was the way I escaped on Xbox One 😋

    • @zeseankinchen5474
      @zeseankinchen5474 9 років тому +1

      What about the cameras

    • @Roblox_Pimp
      @Roblox_Pimp 9 років тому +5

      Zesean Kinchen put shaving foam on them

  • @lukasvaranavicius3997
    @lukasvaranavicius3997 8 років тому +129

    If you need a job in escapist just make the person who has the job your friend then make him follow you during the period and while he is following you can do whatever you like instead of being chased

  • @nerdatheart94
    @nerdatheart94 8 років тому +313

    That smile after "God damn it, Ross" has got to be the cutest smile I've ever seen. He looks so proud of himself.

    • @swagmendez
      @swagmendez 8 років тому

      Ikr

    • @silentobzervers1663
      @silentobzervers1663 8 років тому

      It's creapy as all balls

    • @tybrown8115
      @tybrown8115 8 років тому +8

      did you get the skydoesminecraft reference?

    • @theredheadpegasus4007
      @theredheadpegasus4007 8 років тому

      Tyler Brown yes I did

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 6 років тому +3

      @kaidenlovesyou
      And lo, on timestamp 6:30, did many Game Grumps fans quietly squeal with delight. And be these fans also gay, they may have even LOUDLY squealed like I did

  • @skathi-a6e
    @skathi-a6e 9 років тому +180

    Some Tips on how to get outta this hell. (HMP Irongate.)
    Job Reccomendation: Mailman
    Gets you into cells without any trouble. You just need Shaving Cream or toothpaste.
    Try to get:
    Guard Outfit,
    Plastic Staff Key,
    Grappling Hook,
    Makeshift Raft,
    A Cutting Tool,
    Screwdriver &
    a Fake Vent Cover
    -Get strong and smart. IMMEDIATELY. Otherwise, you would be beat to a pulp.
    -Get some good weapons. (You should already know by now, whip, nunchucks, etc.)
    -If you don't want anyone to beat you up, give them useful stuff (That you probably won't need, and probably keep talking to them.
    -You can't get the Stun Rod unless you hack (Which I guarantee you won't.)
    -Get some duct tape, toothpaste, and/or shaving cream to cover up the cameras, this will help you steal anything from anyone's cell. Note that duct tape will cover the cameras for a whole minute.
    *How to escape*
    1. In your cell, unscrew the vent and use your desk to get up there.
    2. Find the ladder up on the right side of the vent system.
    3. Climb up the ladder, once you are on the roof jump off the ledge.
    4. Walk right. Sticking to the fenceline, follow the road.
    5. Go past the bush near the unloading truck and follow the fence.
    6. Use the Plastic Staff Key to open the door leading to the entrance.
    7. Use the Plastic Staff Key again to open the door leading to a building with crates and a Prisoner Stash.
    8. Go up the ladder in the room to the roof and cross the metal ledge there.
    9. Cut the fence on the roof with the Prisoner Stash on the other side. Then use the Grappling Hook to grapple over the concrete wall.
    10. After that, walk towards the prison entrance. There you will find a red dock.
    11. Finally, use the Makeshift Raft at the end of the dock, and you are FREE!
    I hope this helped. (A little too much I guess. xD)
    Credits to The Escapists gamepedia.

    • @ofwgkta4400
      @ofwgkta4400 9 років тому +3

      I didn't need a guard outfit but it helps

    • @coreymartin4875
      @coreymartin4875 9 років тому +2

      I'm assuming a copy and paste here

    • @prune672
      @prune672 9 років тому

      There is no point getting your strength up, guards one shot you. You don't need to beat up inmates, you can hit them when no guard is looking and then the guards will attack the inmate.

    • @CodeSaint
      @CodeSaint 9 років тому

      CaptainDayren you don't need to cover up the cameras with toothpaste or shaving cream if you have the Mailman job

    • @kobywatson5728
      @kobywatson5728 9 років тому

      Lol it does not matter about having nunchucks or whip because they one shot you anyway

  • @CeraisianAlchemist
    @CeraisianAlchemist 9 років тому +268

    Balsa wood is a very light weight type of wood that was used by Native South Americans (and possibly Native Polynesians) for boats and rafts. Just thought you might be interested in learning something.

    • @charlesvitanza8867
      @charlesvitanza8867 5 років тому +3

      I wouldn't say light weight, I'd say low density

    • @Mason_Blondeau
      @Mason_Blondeau 4 роки тому +2

      CHarles Vitanza I mean it’s kinda both

    • @user-oc3zl1vw2p
      @user-oc3zl1vw2p 4 роки тому +1

      NEW FACT LOGGED! THANK YOU!

    • @naan000
      @naan000 4 роки тому +1

      TIL! Thanks dude :)

    • @silverarrowgaming1077
      @silverarrowgaming1077 2 роки тому +1

      I know I’m 6 years too late but balsa wood is still used today for things like fishing lures

  • @PokemonZeta6
    @PokemonZeta6 9 років тому +154

    Get the mailman job, you can go into anyone's cell without the cameras getting heat on you.

    • @SirHadoken
      @SirHadoken 9 років тому +5

      Everyone like this guy's comment so Jack sees it.

    • @blakefowler1931
      @blakefowler1931 9 років тому +6

      Jacob Stringham I said this! People don't notice...

    • @Ballora2343
      @Ballora2343 7 років тому +1

      Blake Fowler It's ok I believe you

  • @failtronic2646
    @failtronic2646 9 років тому +221

    what if you named everyone in a prison the same name? Wonder what would happen. *sees future* Cell searches are, Jack and Jack.

    • @brigittegarcia7162
      @brigittegarcia7162 9 років тому +9

      that sure would be a challenge

    • @lilithursin4844
      @lilithursin4844 5 років тому +15

      What if jack and jack fought
      because jack annoyed jack
      and jack tried to stop jack
      and jack but jack could'nt do it
      so jack and jack got knocked out.

    • @sewerphantom
      @sewerphantom 4 роки тому +1

      I did this once and is was not very good

    • @fanaticfandom2033
      @fanaticfandom2033 3 роки тому

      @@lilithursin4844this is literally a “he said she said” sort of situation. I love it!

    • @BotulinSpikedMarzipan
      @BotulinSpikedMarzipan 2 роки тому +1

      Give X to Jack
      Beat up Jack for Jack
      Get Jack's X from Jack

  • @samweth
    @samweth 9 років тому +188

    My day gets 100x better when Jack uploads a video but 1000x better when he uploads an Escapist video.

    • @whyjerrywhy
      @whyjerrywhy 9 років тому +1

      samantha wethey Yessssssssssss same same!

    • @thegamingprohamster
      @thegamingprohamster 9 років тому +1

      I know but I'm waiting forever for dark cut 2 and 3

    • @joelgeiger558
      @joelgeiger558 9 років тому +1

      Yeah jack should play dark cut 2 and 3

    • @nathansimon713
      @nathansimon713 9 років тому +11

      samantha wethey And 10 000x better when he uploads a subnautica video.

    • @jimfilippou2841
      @jimfilippou2841 9 років тому +4

      samantha wethey Same, but like 9999x better when he uploads Subnautica or Strandeed Deep!

  • @IchHaba
    @IchHaba 9 років тому +301

    Some tips for you Jack
    1. Use shaving cream / toothpaste to disable cameras for 30 seconds
    2. Use duct tape to disable cameras for 60 seconds
    3. 2 balsa woods and length of rope make a raft base
    4. 2 foils and a duct tape make a durable contraband pouch
    5. Getting hit by a guard with a Stun Rod is an instant kill (50 damage)
    6. Switching off the generator will disable the cameras and scanners / contraband detectors
    Please make the Escapist videos more often as it is an awesome game

  • @lZGamerzI
    @lZGamerzI 9 років тому +59

    the shaving cream will help you to shutdown the camera and have some privacy ^^

    • @lZGamerzI
      @lZGamerzI 9 років тому +9

      lZGamerzI also when you wear the guarden outfit the camera will be ignoring you

    • @RisKOutlawS
      @RisKOutlawS 9 років тому +9

      lZGamerzI So does Tooth Paste :)

    • @lZGamerzI
      @lZGamerzI 9 років тому +1

      DarknightdoesGaming i mean to dig or chip or anythings he want

    • @squidy2902
      @squidy2902 9 років тому +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^

    • @demago3265
      @demago3265 9 років тому +1

      lZGamerzI Ohhohhoo! Privacy time, eh?

  • @MegaMinerd
    @MegaMinerd 8 років тому +77

    "It's hard work growing a penis" -Jack 2015

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 8 років тому +3

      I died of sheer laughter when he said that. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MidnightPlus1
    @MidnightPlus1 9 років тому +81

    Jack you can dig under your desk. Cover the camera with toothpaste, shaving cream for 30 seconds or duct tape for a minute

    • @kingofpros2119
      @kingofpros2119 9 років тому +7

      If he sees this the next videos will be interesting

    • @winwinbinbin
      @winwinbinbin 9 років тому +3

      It will be good for looting desk

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +6

      Videogame Thief They're still annoying though lol

    • @tossover6490
      @tossover6490 9 років тому

      What about duct tape for the cameras :)

  • @TheUnpredictableJack
    @TheUnpredictableJack 9 років тому +130

    The best way to escape is to use shaving cream or toothpaste to cover up the camera, dig out and escape on a raft, you can craft a raft as shown below :
    1x Timber + 1x Bed sheets = Sail
    2x Balsa Wood + 1x Lenght of rope = Raft Base
    1x Raft base + Sail + 1x Lenght of rope = Raft
    80 Int is needed to craft a raft, i wish you luck :-)
    EDIT : As this bro said, you need a grappling hook too. It should not be that hard to escape

    • @WeiWeiii69
      @WeiWeiii69 9 років тому +2

      The Unpredictable Jack Don't forget the grappling hook to grapple over the big wall outside! :D

    • @katiemoomoo2481
      @katiemoomoo2481 9 років тому +2

      The Unpredictable Jack you dear sir have earned a cookie!

    • @TheUnpredictableJack
      @TheUnpredictableJack 9 років тому

      Shadow King Yeah. Seems like its not THAT hard to escape

    • @TheUnpredictableJack
      @TheUnpredictableJack 9 років тому

      Katie Moo Moo YES! COOKIES!! GIMME ONE!

    • @MarkSmith-yz1vd
      @MarkSmith-yz1vd 9 років тому +1

      Katie Moo Moo can i have a cookie?

  • @ramdymarte
    @ramdymarte 9 років тому +112

    "Don't be looking at my winkie!... It's hard work growing a penis." -Jacksepticeye 2015

    • @thegamingprohamster
      @thegamingprohamster 9 років тому +3

      they beat me up from trying to learn Jacksepticeye 2015

    • @Deadpool-pg8fb
      @Deadpool-pg8fb 9 років тому +1

      My Daddy was not nice to me Jackseptic Eye 2015

    • @_awsome_sauce_2031
      @_awsome_sauce_2031 9 років тому +1

      Your mom
      -carbon copy (insert year)

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist 9 років тому +2

      Kyle Rayme
      "you dont even have to make eye contact,ill close my eyes and you can pretend im your wife"-Jacksepticeye 2015

    • @imshawn6347
      @imshawn6347 9 років тому

      GR8 M8 R8 8/8

  • @Thegentechgamer
    @Thegentechgamer 9 років тому +309

    escaping this prison is almost as hard as waking up and trying to leave ur bed to go to school or stuff

  • @ring1ogaming504
    @ring1ogaming504 8 років тому +339

    For anyone reading I think I've formulated my own story for the escapist. The story begins by the player being caught and thrown into center perks for a small misdemeanor crime. The player escapes and is therefore thrown into a higher tech prison. Again, the player escapes and is thrown into an even more high tech prison, the player escapes. When they capture the player again, instead of throwing him/her into another prison, they assign the player as a soldier, as indicated by the P.O.W outfits in the jungle compound. P.O.W stands for prisoner of war. The player and his team of soldiers are captured in the jungle and thrown into the jungle compound. The player escapes the jungle compound, and makes it all the way to Mexico were he/she is recaptured. After that the player is thrown into the Sancho prison. After escaping (big suprise) the player is found again by his original captors. The people in charge state he has been a useless soldier and therefore throw him into iron gates prison, the highest ranking prison in the country. The player escapes this prison and uses a makeshift raft he/she built to escape to sea, where the player can live the rest of his/her life in peace.

    • @mysteriousdaniel1188
      @mysteriousdaniel1188 8 років тому +9

      That story line was so good and accurate

    • @Spenser-po6wf
      @Spenser-po6wf 8 років тому +11

      wow.... did you get this from game theorists or are you just a genius?

    • @livvyham396
      @livvyham396 8 років тому +4

      NOCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sevzy1891
      @sevzy1891 8 років тому +15

      That's not even a storyline it's just getting caught and repeating it again

    • @summerbiz932
      @summerbiz932 8 років тому +6

      I........ wow. Nice. Sounds pretty cool

  • @williamgeorge3111
    @williamgeorge3111 4 роки тому +7

    My favorite line from the guards in this series is: "As my mother used to say... These boots were made for stomping."

  • @ozvoid1245
    @ozvoid1245 8 років тому +15

    Jacksepticeye: "I going to miss the names!" Jacksepticeye gets there is time, looks at sales, misses names.

  • @jaeexe4693
    @jaeexe4693 9 років тому +106

    when u relize u only have 9 more episodes left: (

    • @elenalemus89
      @elenalemus89 5 років тому +4

      ik im 3 years late but ur profile pic says "F U 9 MORE EPISODES!!! I WANT 40 MORE!!!! I WANT 85784750983247508394765084750928347 MORE!!!!!

    • @caseydanger5648
      @caseydanger5648 5 років тому

      3 years later but I love your profile pic

  • @thatmexicanchicken4813
    @thatmexicanchicken4813 9 років тому +51

    Jack to escape you need sheet rope, a staff key, wire cutters, raft, and a grappling hook.you go onto the roof and go to the bottom most building and go on top of the building walk across the beam cut the unelectrified fence and use the grappling hook on the tiny wall (the 1 thick wall) use the grappling hook on that then walk down to a dock and put your raft on the bottom of the dock then you escape (to make the raft 2 balsa wood, 3 rope, 1 bedsheet, and 1 timber. Sail is the bed sheet and timber, Base is 2 balsa wood,and 1 rope. Raft is Sail Base and Rope) and the days are 2 hours shorter

  • @ryanbailey4407
    @ryanbailey4407 9 років тому +6

    I love how Jack had so much confidence in the beginning until he read "-trying to swim off of the island."

  • @NightStar787
    @NightStar787 9 років тому +11

    7:16 That loophole is hilarious xD
    "Shit the contraband detector! Wait, can I take an entire person with me instead?! :O"

  • @leeeverett1083
    @leeeverett1083 8 років тому +34

    9:38 for a split second it said - 39 fatigue

    • @swagmendez
      @swagmendez 8 років тому +1

      I SAW THIS AS WELL

    • @Nyxi_Reviews
      @Nyxi_Reviews 8 років тому +4

      Amazing glitch. 10/10 IGN, 9/9 Beretta M9, 8/8 M8, 7/7 Hell To Heaven, 6/6 Devil's Wish, 5/5 Dead Or Alive, 4/4 Four Score, 3/3 Real Shitty, 2/2 Turtle Poo, 1/1 Lost Or Won, 0/0 Don't Be A Hero, 100% Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @tkoby
      @tkoby 8 років тому +1

      huhuh

  • @Nathan55411
    @Nathan55411 9 років тому +42

    "God damnit Ross! *Smiles at camera*" God damnit Jack!

    • @Nathan55411
      @Nathan55411 9 років тому +3

      Oi man Would I comment this if I didn't?

    • @goatboy7444
      @goatboy7444 9 років тому

      Then what is the reference

    • @Nathan55411
      @Nathan55411 9 років тому +2

      Goat Boy Dude really? It's fucking GameGrumps.

    • @Nathan55411
      @Nathan55411 9 років тому +2

      ***** Oh my fucking God

    • @benwasson9715
      @benwasson9715 9 років тому +1

      ***** dude, Goat Boy was trying to test if he actually knew, and its pretty rude to question someone like that.

  • @TheYakuzaMan
    @TheYakuzaMan 9 років тому +73

    Jack, for a raft you need timber and a bed sheet to make a sail then 2 balsa wood and a length of rope to make a raft then to make the makeshift raft you will need the raft,sail and length of rope.

    • @TheYakuzaMan
      @TheYakuzaMan 9 років тому +8

      Also for a durable contraband pouch you need 2 foil and duct tape.

    • @demago3265
      @demago3265 9 років тому +1

      Cristian Rivera Great to know!! Thanks for telling us!

    • @LockGaming
      @LockGaming 9 років тому +1

      MCWarriorDemago I cant tell if that was sarcasm... not saying that it is i agree i didn't know that but still......

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +9

      Cristian Rivera Damn that's a lot of things!

    • @LockGaming
      @LockGaming 9 років тому +1

      Wait and you NEED this? like there is no other way?

  • @WayneThePony
    @WayneThePony 9 років тому +157

    What crime could you commit to be in this kind of prison lol

    • @idonottalkoldchannel4497
      @idonottalkoldchannel4497 9 років тому +21

      Wayne The Pony Killing the president? xD

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +194

      Wayne The Pony I smuggled vegetables across the border

    • @WayneThePony
      @WayneThePony 9 років тому +5

      jacksepticeye XDD

    • @idonottalkoldchannel4497
      @idonottalkoldchannel4497 9 років тому +6

      jacksepticeye What kind of veggies? D:

    • @Kazyu
      @Kazyu 9 років тому +3

      Wayne The Pony calling an officer a pig and punching him in the face whal calling his mom a whor....

  • @thorgidogofthunder
    @thorgidogofthunder 2 роки тому +2

    i like to think the escapist got sent to center perks originally for littering, but he kept escalating until we ended up here

  • @matthewmf3514
    @matthewmf3514 9 років тому +11

    2 Balsa Wood and 1 Length of Rope make a Raft Base. Then you will need to make a sail which is 1 Timber and 1 Bed Sheet and finally you make the Makeshift Raft with 1 Raft Base, 1 Sail and 1 Length of Rope.
    Also, you can deactivate a camera for 30 seconds by using Shaving Cream or a Tube of Toothpaste. And to deactivate the camera for a minute, you need to use a Roll of Duct Tape.
    To escape you will need these items:
    - Guard Outfit,
    - Plastic Staff Key,
    - Grappling Hook,
    - Makeshift Raft,
    - A Cutting Tool,
    - Screwdriver &
    - a Fake Vent Cover
    And this is how to escape:
    1. In your cell, unscrew the vent and use your desk to get up there.
    2. Find the ladder up on the right side of the vent system.
    3. Climb up the ladder, once you are on the roof jump off the ledge.
    4. Walk right. Sticking to the fence line, follow the road.
    5. Go past the bush near the unloading truck and follow the fence.
    6. Use the Plastic Staff Key to open the door leading to the entrance.
    7. Use the Plastic Staff Key again to open the door leading to a building with crates and a Prisoner Stash.
    8. Go up the ladder in the room to the roof and cross the metal ledge there.
    9. Cut the fence on the roof with the Prisoner Stash on the other side.
    10. Then use the Grappling Hook to grapple over the concrete wall.
    11. After that, walk towards the prison entrance. There you will find a red dock.
    12. Finally, use the Makeshift Raft at the end of the dock, and you are FREE!

    • @Ground121_8
      @Ground121_8 9 років тому

      MatthewMF so much text

    • @PercyJackson123456
      @PercyJackson123456 9 років тому

      On top of that, you will need Shaving Cream or Toothpaste stashes for covering the cameras.

  • @coreygaston5849
    @coreygaston5849 9 років тому +27

    Jack I think the library/computer room would be the best escape route because there's no cameras in there no one can catch u other than the guards walking in. I know there's a contraband detecter but it seems like the best place

    • @coreygaston5849
      @coreygaston5849 9 років тому +1

      I know u probably won't respond or see it but its worth a shot

    • @jerryfrey8285
      @jerryfrey8285 9 років тому

      Corey Gaston the infirmary also has no camera so there could be a place as well

    • @kobywatson5728
      @kobywatson5728 9 років тому

      Thats not a void you can did under it

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +8

      Corey Gaston There's nothing the far side of the wall sadly, even if I could dig under I have nothing to cover the hole with in their

    • @Kazyu
      @Kazyu 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye poster?

  • @Meanwhile-
    @Meanwhile- 9 років тому +23

    Jack, if you combine a duct tape and two foil you can make a more durable contraband pouch. Doesn't work like an upgrade though, so don't try to just tape more foil to your pouch now.

    • @MsSweetie177
      @MsSweetie177 9 років тому +1

      He knows this, he just said it on the video.

    • @Coffee-il1yw
      @Coffee-il1yw 9 років тому +3

      Christine Connors Watch the video before you comment.

    • @Meanwhile-
      @Meanwhile- 9 років тому +1

      Emily Parker You mean where he asked what the combo actually is? Yeah of course, when I ask things I already know the answers too.

    • @Coffee-il1yw
      @Coffee-il1yw 9 років тому +1

      Christine Connors " I think it's 2 foil and 1 ducktape or 2 ducktape and 1 foil" Really? He didn't ask what it is he said that.

    • @Meanwhile-
      @Meanwhile- 9 років тому +1

      Right, he was unclear, I tried clearing it up. Thanks for proving my point.

  • @maurovega6649
    @maurovega6649 8 років тому +177

    "its a red's detector"
    it detects Russians?

  • @Dimah
    @Dimah 9 років тому +77

    JACK! Where is This War Of Mine?

  • @hairyknuckl3game167
    @hairyknuckl3game167 9 років тому +11

    Jack did you know that there's an add-on to The Escapists?Its an Alcratraz prison,it's supposed to be the HARDEST PRISON IN THE GAME.
    I thought a true boss like you could try to beat it.

  • @TheEightBitBot
    @TheEightBitBot 7 років тому +59

    They need to make it where u can be a cop to that will be so cool

  • @kaiartikkas
    @kaiartikkas 9 років тому +7

    Jack, you only use the plunger for when your toilet clogs up, so its a useful tool to keep to avoid clogs when flushing stuff down the toilet

  • @amphibian142
    @amphibian142 8 років тому +8

    Hay past jack this series is the only quality content on UA-cam in early 2017 thanks for this

  • @Anteaterman23
    @Anteaterman23 9 років тому +92

    Jack, use shaving cream to cover a camera for about 30 seconds.

    • @TheDemonicSoilder
      @TheDemonicSoilder 9 років тому +9

      Anteaterman23 or toothpaste

    • @vee2892
      @vee2892 9 років тому +6

      Use TOOTHPASTE(it's in every cell and basically free)

    • @PursuedMetal325
      @PursuedMetal325 9 років тому +2

      Anteaterman23 yes

    • @whoathere558
      @whoathere558 9 років тому +2

      Joshua Rydolph It was actually a Game Grumps reference, Danny usually says "Goddamnit Ross"

    • @waluigiswaluweenie8194
      @waluigiswaluweenie8194 9 років тому +1

      Remember to like this comment so jack will see it

  • @shelbirenee6142
    @shelbirenee6142 9 років тому +91

    am I the only one who has been watching these even those these are a couple months old?

    • @Mr.Ganzalor
      @Mr.Ganzalor 9 років тому +2

      nope

    • @adalVlVV33
      @adalVlVV33 9 років тому

      +Shelbi Patterson hi

    • @pixirayo
      @pixirayo 9 років тому

      +Shelbi Patterson No, you're not the only one and you're never be the only one. There's freaking 7 billion people on this earth.

    • @trucepls
      @trucepls 9 років тому

      Welcome to my world

    • @1960ivor
      @1960ivor 9 років тому

      +Rayhan Phua you mean jacks world

  • @elingeorgiax_6821
    @elingeorgiax_6821 7 років тому +15

    "Ronald! Now your selling different stuff! Why did you have to change Ross? God damn it Ross..." What the fluff Jack 😹😹 6:27

    • @CoolGamer-jr4se
      @CoolGamer-jr4se 6 років тому

      He even looks at the camera with a smile.

  • @justinmcgrath3358
    @justinmcgrath3358 9 років тому +50

    YESSSS!!!! HARD MOTHER FUCKING PRISON TIME!!!!

  • @MixZTitaniumDubstep
    @MixZTitaniumDubstep 8 років тому +49

    9:37 anyone else see that? -39% fatigue!

  • @ArcaneKeeperD20
    @ArcaneKeeperD20 9 років тому +9

    Jack's clocked more hours in at the Hospital than the Doctor!

  • @Mystreek
    @Mystreek 4 роки тому +1

    10:06 *"ARRGGGHH FRIED CHICKEN!"*

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 9 років тому +9

    Dont ever wear your prison oufit and punch every guard.
    They let you out after 437 straight days of this.
    Try it jack, it works.

    • @CapriSonku
      @CapriSonku 9 років тому +2

      That would take WAY too long. Then it would just get boring.

    • @dollymonster6964
      @dollymonster6964 9 років тому +1

      I kinda wanna see that XD

    • @sarahscott3923
      @sarahscott3923 9 років тому +2

      And DEFINITELY not a troll

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +7

      Art Murder Hell no lol

    • @angel_defatman571
      @angel_defatman571 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye but if you get enough strength you can beat up all the guards and let you out

  • @martinshoosterman
    @martinshoosterman 9 років тому +24

    you should try and get the taser. use hot chocolate to kill a guard, take it, then imidiatly hide it in your vent, then if you are put in to solitary or killed it should still be there.

    • @jamesroyahmaogak4882
      @jamesroyahmaogak4882 9 років тому

      martinshoosterman I don't think you can take the taser, I've seen another youtuber try to do that but it didn't work.

    • @owenpook2262
      @owenpook2262 9 років тому +3

      According to the wiki, the tasers are fingerprint activated, and can only be used by a guard...

    • @jeremydennis7839
      @jeremydennis7839 9 років тому

      martinshoosterman meeeestir marrrteen vvve meet agaiiiiin

    • @martinshoosterman
      @martinshoosterman 9 років тому

      Jeremy Dennis ME-stir Jeremee Dennisss, Id say long time no see, but thats not true.

    • @jeremydennis7839
      @jeremydennis7839 9 років тому

      martinshoosterman
      eeheheeeheeeheee also do you play league of legends?

  • @oatmealoasis
    @oatmealoasis 9 років тому +23

    Put shaving cream over cameras because then they won't see you and you could dig in your cell then craft a raft and escape!!

    • @nicholasward4063
      @nicholasward4063 9 років тому

      i was just going to suggest that.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +4

      emerald dunne I know I can block them but it's still a pain

    • @OreoShunment
      @OreoShunment 9 років тому

      You can use toothpaste as well, though it blocks cameras for less time, i think

    • @blackbird6129
      @blackbird6129 9 років тому +1

      Ya

  • @volcanic9120
    @volcanic9120 7 років тому +19

    6:42 I though the warden was flashing the prisoners! 😂

    • @teganquinn7752
      @teganquinn7752 7 років тому +1

      The Epic Mattinator oh my god same (yes I know I'm late)

  • @goldengamergirl6838
    @goldengamergirl6838 7 років тому +14

    Irwingvh sounds like a kindergarden made that up XD
    4:10

  • @KLtheAllen
    @KLtheAllen 9 років тому +9

    _I don't think I need to explain why the song _*_Another Bites The Dust_*_ was playing in my head for the majority of the video while watching this._
    _Go Jack!_

    • @Galactica707
      @Galactica707 9 років тому +1

      Now I have it stuck in my head. Thanks. -_- Lol.

    • @KLtheAllen
      @KLtheAllen 9 років тому

      _Sorry. It's so fitting_

    • @Deadpool-pg8fb
      @Deadpool-pg8fb 9 років тому +1

      Why does Sia cover her head when she sings

    • @stitch32145
      @stitch32145 9 років тому +1

      Deadpool Apparently it's an artistic thing. She wants to be remembered for her voice, not her face. That and she may have copied Daft Punk. :)

  • @brybry6669
    @brybry6669 9 років тому +35

    I for one, love when Jack calls himself Jack. I speak in third person frequently, usually calling myself Daddy. Oh the looks Daddy gets in public. Oh the restraining orders.
    Yeh. Daddy has issues.
    Daddy knows.

    • @tangy3003
      @tangy3003 9 років тому +12

      LuxAscension Daddy has issues... daddy issues :3

    • @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528
      @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 9 років тому +3

      LuxAscension x'D Between this and Jack's videos I can't breathe!

  • @xxreaperxxxxkillerxx1211
    @xxreaperxxxxkillerxx1211 7 років тому +12

    Jack: baby, I'd treat you like my homework
    Woman: huh
    Jack: I'd slam you on a table and do you al night long
    Woman: oh ok?

  • @bradleygreen2037
    @bradleygreen2037 9 років тому +45

    Jack make a comb shiv. then you can dismantle the cameras.
    Thanks for being AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bradleygreen2037
      @bradleygreen2037 9 років тому +12

      there is no cameras there and the guards don't come in there

    • @bradleygreen2037
      @bradleygreen2037 9 років тому +21

      raft=raft base+Sail+roperaft base=2balsa wood+rope
      sail=timber+bed sheet

    • @bradleygreen2037
      @bradleygreen2037 9 років тому +11

      you cannot get a stun rod

  • @toddley
    @toddley 9 років тому +8

    SERIOUSLY WORTH BEING AWAKE AT 12 AM FOR

    • @jacksaunders3953
      @jacksaunders3953 9 років тому

      Do you mean 12PM? 12AM is dinner.

    • @woojinjinie803
      @woojinjinie803 9 років тому +1

      IKR...I Can't Sleep But I Found This Vid So I'm Like Yay! (I'm In Australia)??? 😅😓😂

    • @tiredmann
      @tiredmann 9 років тому

      Jack The Basketball Playing Elephant! What? 12 am is midnight then 12 pm is lunch...

    • @jacksaunders3953
      @jacksaunders3953 9 років тому

      Guys, I don't think you understand. When it becomes 12:01 at night, it becomes the next day. And what's at the start of the day? The morning.

    • @jacksaunders3953
      @jacksaunders3953 9 років тому

      OfficeBear IMBACKURMAD I'm just going to say this now; I was trolling. You fell for it...

  • @DG12547
    @DG12547 9 років тому +4

    Okay I just escaped from this prison today. Make friends enough that people follow you through the contraband doors then buy items. Or get a contraband pouch. My suggestion get the one requiring two foil to make if at all possible. Get lots of rope. You will need a minimum of 2 to make raft and don't forget to get 1 timber and sheet for a sail.
    Continue reading if you want to know how I escaped.
    The second to most important thing is to get into the vents as soon as possible. Try to have at least one fake vent cover before going into the vents. Then make two extra. The reason why I say make friends is that the only way to get the red key is to have a one shot. (Cup of molten chocolate. Or have the followers attack ahead of you and not stop the attack before the person is down.) I got out through the vents in your cell. Follow the vent to the right until you see a ladder. Get rid of the two slates in the way. Make sure you have a good pair of at least light weight cutters. Once you have a guard outfit, a rope, a grappling hook, the red key, a raft, and cutters with enough durability to get through a fence. Go up the ladder after about 23:00 use the rope to get down the right side. Go up and follow the wall back to the entrance with the guard uniform on. Once you find the door that requires a red key to get through across ed from the doors leading into the prison go through. There is a building a left and down near the outer wall with a ladder enter that building and go up the ladder. Then cross the beam connecting the two buildings. Cut the fence. Use the grappling hook on the wall leading to freedom. Go down and follow the water right until you find the dock. Then use the raft once you are on the dock.

    • @DG12547
      @DG12547 9 років тому

      One last thing you don't need to move the desk to get into the vent or to remove the vent cover.

    • @SirHadoken
      @SirHadoken 9 років тому

      Like this guy's comment. He knows his stuff. Everyone like it so Jack will see it. I'll give you cookies.

  • @technolackey
    @technolackey 7 років тому +1

    Jacks way of getting out 6:50

  • @Blu97
    @Blu97 9 років тому +9

    BTW Stun Rods that cops wield is an Insta-ko no matter what. BTW, you will need Makeshift Raft to escape.

    • @Blu97
      @Blu97 9 років тому

      Scyther They are also unobtainable without hacks.

    • @EthanColicchie412
      @EthanColicchie412 9 років тому

      I got one I killed a guard with a cup of chocolate

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +4

      Scyther What's unobtainable without hacks?

    • @angel_defatman571
      @angel_defatman571 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye the tazer I tried even with hacks

    • @Blu97
      @Blu97 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye The Stun Rods, I know you wanted one.

  • @danrhyev
    @danrhyev 9 років тому +15

    put toothpaste/shaving foam on the cameras and it deactivated them for 30 secs

    • @gumba2953
      @gumba2953 9 років тому +4

      I wonder how that would work in reality... I mean, I don't see any reason for the toothpaste/shaving cream to magically disappear after 30 secs.

    • @Microkims
      @Microkims 9 років тому

      @pine haha

    • @xpertninja1265
      @xpertninja1265 9 років тому

      *PineCone Yeah Ikr like just see toothpaste on the camera

    • @thegamingprohamster
      @thegamingprohamster 9 років тому

      Look it's a potato they know everything potato can I have your autograph

    • @thats_odd
      @thats_odd 9 років тому

      Feakss Fake youtube isnt twitter... -.-

  • @TheStitchpanda
    @TheStitchpanda 9 років тому +7

    "Money get back, I'm alright *Jack*, keep your hands of my stack." 16:15

    • @TheStitchpanda
      @TheStitchpanda 9 років тому +3

      TheStitchpanda For those who don't know it's from 'Pink Floyd - the Wall - Money'

  • @kayk.5175
    @kayk.5175 7 років тому

    Watching this and seeing how much jack has grown through the years in every sense of the word.. aw

  • @felixgreene5205
    @felixgreene5205 7 років тому +3

    carrying the person through the detector, epic strats

  • @maddys_projects2192
    @maddys_projects2192 9 років тому +15

    I'm lovin' the Escapists series alot, but I REALLY want to see more Skate 3 gameplay. The Skate 3 series was extremely funny

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +8

      Melt-Down Maddy Skate 3 is over for good, sorry. It won't be coming back

    • @Idontknowstartdancing
      @Idontknowstartdancing 9 років тому +1

      Jack plz don't

    • @sergiogarza6393
      @sergiogarza6393 9 років тому +1

      jacksepticeye please no dont do it

    • @SquidwinYT
      @SquidwinYT 9 років тому +2

      guys, he already said he wouldn't please don't bother him about it

    • @maddys_projects2192
      @maddys_projects2192 9 років тому +1

      Oh ok, is the Spore series still on though?

  • @holdenew
    @holdenew 9 років тому +8

    How to start a fight on JackSepticEye comments section:
    1. Post a comment
    2. If someone replies, point out grammar mistakes
    3. Wait
    How to start a fight on PewDiePie comments section:
    1. Wait

  • @doobie7882
    @doobie7882 10 місяців тому +2

    i watched this series when it first came out, it’s now march 2024 and i just bought the game bundled with the twd version because it was £3.99 so i can relive the memories

  • @jaxalex2268
    @jaxalex2268 7 років тому +4

    Jack: JACKSON
    Me : WHAT?
    Me : oh, thats not me

  • @BreadBeardFGC
    @BreadBeardFGC 9 років тому +5

    Jack, i thought you should know i noticed something, if you get beaten (sent to recovery room) you lose a bit of money! be wise with your beatdowns!

    • @wireweekly6181
      @wireweekly6181 9 років тому +1

      Wolfie Pie why just why

    • @cam-pr7hp
      @cam-pr7hp 9 років тому

      Wolfie Pie he's just trying to help

    • @wireweekly6181
      @wireweekly6181 9 років тому

      Wolfie Pie no your name I seen it and thought wolf creampie..?

  • @ZozoInferno
    @ZozoInferno 8 років тому +7

    Jack's use of the word literally makes me literally want to jump off a bridge.

    • @nickybobby1605
      @nickybobby1605 8 років тому

      I hope you do that way I don't have to read your crap

    • @mistylear19
      @mistylear19 8 років тому +2

      Nice joke. Except I think some people didn't get it. :P

  • @bluephoenix9293
    @bluephoenix9293 7 років тому +1

    A drinking game every time Jack is tased take a shot.

  • @harribo6469
    @harribo6469 9 років тому +15

    you can use toothpaste duck tape and shaving cream to disable cameras

    • @Dononon
      @Dononon 9 років тому

      Harrison Tilbury can you do that?

    • @verity_amo
      @verity_amo 9 років тому

      Harrison Tilbury He already knows that.

    • @harribo6469
      @harribo6469 9 років тому

      Anton Christoffer Lütken yeah

    • @Dononon
      @Dononon 9 років тому

      Cool

    • @thecoolemojigamer1286
      @thecoolemojigamer1286 9 років тому

      Hi jack thank you so much for the videos you always make me feel better about myself and that if you didn't make vids I would be sad every day thank u so much jack
      Ps hive five👋

  • @KenLaKen
    @KenLaKen 9 років тому +17

    Balsa wood is very light. it would make a good raft material.

    • @googlestealmydatapls5410
      @googlestealmydatapls5410 9 років тому

      +Violet Riolu Too late but yeah.

    • @KenLaKen
      @KenLaKen 9 років тому +1

      I sometimes forget that I'm binge watching and try to put helpful tips in the comments. XD

    • @googlestealmydatapls5410
      @googlestealmydatapls5410 9 років тому +4

      At least people like u still exist. :)

    • @kaylamatheney3010
      @kaylamatheney3010 9 років тому

      +Violet Riolu SAME 😂😂😂😂

    • @fkknsikk
      @fkknsikk 9 років тому +1

      +Violet Riolu Balsa Wood also soaks up water like a sponge...

  • @navyburger2436
    @navyburger2436 9 років тому +8

    You can use shaving cream or duct to temporarily block the cameras

    • @navyburger2436
      @navyburger2436 9 років тому +1

      *duct tape

    • @demago3265
      @demago3265 9 років тому

      NavyBurger Good to know!

    • @layabout
      @layabout 9 років тому

      NavyBurger And toothpaste, which is in every desk

  • @labrady3422
    @labrady3422 8 років тому +2

    stop hurting me!!!

  • @sharadsharma6950
    @sharadsharma6950 9 років тому +4

    LOLOLOL THAT THUMBNAIL THOUGH IT WAS SO F**KING HILARIOUS! also,THE ESCAPISTS!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +11

      NIHAL SHARMA Thanks bro!! :D

    • @sharadsharma6950
      @sharadsharma6950 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye
      lolz

    • @Deadpool-pg8fb
      @Deadpool-pg8fb 9 років тому +1

      Why does jack hate me

    • @ilittlemonster22
      @ilittlemonster22 9 років тому

      NIHAL SHARMA Please use real english and type right. No one likes a child yelling "LOLOLOL" and you censor fuck, so i know your a child.

    • @ilittlemonster22
      @ilittlemonster22 9 років тому

      NIHAL SHARMA What? At least i can type and spell right.

  • @scrapplemontage1235
    @scrapplemontage1235 8 років тому +17

    Thanks for the tollet paper it helped my bum

    • @danmorales3254
      @danmorales3254 8 років тому +1

      michelle colborn tollet

    • @pa6651
      @pa6651 8 років тому

      Vincent Judakov wtf creep

    • @pa6651
      @pa6651 8 років тому +1

      Adam creep

  • @AldrenEscobia
    @AldrenEscobia 9 років тому +5

    jacksepticeye get the Mailman Job so you can go into any cell without being caught by the camera's

  • @michaelhamblyn4563
    @michaelhamblyn4563 8 років тому

    Pause at 6:31 - is Jack a demon?! No seriously, that face though. Man, how did you do that, Jack? 😍

  • @ryanfritz5534
    @ryanfritz5534 9 років тому +12

    Welcome to the 301+ club,may I take your order?
    Adult meals:
    Boss powdered spicy billy leg (optional with suace).
    Billy breast (optional with salad-cream).
    Billy leg (optional with apple suace).
    Kids meals:
    Pig leg (optional with suace).
    Chicken breast (optional with salad-cream).
    Lamb leg (optional with apple suace).
    Desserts:
    Cake (choclate or cookie flavour).
    Cookie (chocolate or cake flavour).
    Sundae (cookie and cake flavour).
    Drinks:
    Billy blood hinted with a touch of lemon.
    Billy smoothy.
    Have a great day!

    • @Thegreat-vx2lk
      @Thegreat-vx2lk 9 років тому

      Chicken breast please

    • @staceyobrien1149
      @staceyobrien1149 9 років тому

      I'm 8 and called joseph so can I have a chicken breast and cookie cake flavour

    • @staceyobrien1149
      @staceyobrien1149 9 років тому

      stacey obrien also billy blood

    • @staceyobrien1149
      @staceyobrien1149 9 років тому

      stacey obrien and Billy blood sauce extra light all over as well

    • @cinder5097
      @cinder5097 9 років тому

      Do you have any Fairy juice?

  • @bluwolf098
    @bluwolf098 9 років тому +9

    You can use the toothpaste to jam/stun the cameras

    • @Juan_Day_Ago
      @Juan_Day_Ago 9 років тому +1

      Miner Z Shaving Cream works too, And duct tape lasts longer on the cameras.

    • @Qibification
      @Qibification 9 років тому

      Alex Jancevski incorrect duct tape stuns them for a long while and toothpaste can be used however it takes 50 percent of the toothpaste

    • @Juan_Day_Ago
      @Juan_Day_Ago 9 років тому

      Duct tape stuns the cameras for 60 seconds while Shaving cream and toothpaste works for 30. Toothpaste is fairly common in desks too.

    • @Qibification
      @Qibification 9 років тому +1

      Alex Jancevski you could also turn the generator off though I don't know where it id in hmp

    • @Juan_Day_Ago
      @Juan_Day_Ago 9 років тому +1

      Well, Duct tape is of course costly, but it's double the effects of tooth paste and shaving cream.

  • @tacoking1333
    @tacoking1333 9 років тому +20

    What if I told you Billy was the warden

    • @40kanon
      @40kanon 9 років тому +6

      SCREW U BILLY

    • @napalm550
      @napalm550 9 років тому +5

      Billy was the warden in the last one.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +6

      Tocco King Last time he was :P

    • @40kanon
      @40kanon 9 років тому +1

      ***** your septic gun....JACK TRADE MARK THAT QUICK

    • @aidengaines9280
      @aidengaines9280 9 років тому

      Inbound for air strike on billy.... I repeat air strike on billy
      B: big
      I: illuminati
      L: lame
      L: loser
      Y: you are welcome to kick his s**t in.

  • @ecbgames3108
    @ecbgames3108 8 років тому +1

    "Jack needs to stop talking in third person becose it as anoing as Fook" I literally died!!!

  • @jasonmacrae8879
    @jasonmacrae8879 9 років тому +4

    JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! Do you have a fear of poorly drawn and animated trains

    • @sk8min3ncraft45
      @sk8min3ncraft45 9 років тому +1

      jason macrae I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +2

      jason macrae Super duper big massive huge fear of it!!!

    • @n8willcrushyou20
      @n8willcrushyou20 9 років тому

      jason macrae I don't

    • @n8willcrushyou20
      @n8willcrushyou20 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye lol

    • @Sh4d0wTh3G4m3r
      @Sh4d0wTh3G4m3r 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye I read this in your voice and the way you say "SUPER DUPER" and I can't stop laughing XD

  • @spiderlover8376
    @spiderlover8376 9 років тому +4

    You can use ducktap to disable the cameras

  • @mxlik23
    @mxlik23 4 роки тому +5

    Anyone here after nostalgia week’s episode

  • @meliodasdemon4834
    @meliodasdemon4834 5 років тому +1

    I love that smile when he said god dammit ross at 6:33

  • @DymonNij
    @DymonNij 9 років тому +13

    You have to fight to reach your dream. You have to sacrifice and work hard for it.
    ~ A man after 100 times tased
    btw taxes really pisses you off eh x)

    • @jeffywhite5712
      @jeffywhite5712 9 років тому

      DymonNij who the heck likes those

    • @deadinthepool3602
      @deadinthepool3602 9 років тому

      DymonNij SACRIFICE TO WIN

    • @goldentombstone4539
      @goldentombstone4539 9 років тому

      DymonNij Electric shock = More muscles xD
      or maybe not

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 9 років тому

      NoyaxRise lol

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +6

      DymonNij Paying taxes doesn't piss me off, the paperwork and records needed to get the right figures does lol it's so damn tedious and time consuming

  • @B.a.n.s.h.e.e-x2m
    @B.a.n.s.h.e.e-x2m 7 років тому +4

    0:01 lol wat was that noise

  • @dioltas8780
    @dioltas8780 8 років тому +54

    this prison is based off of Alcatraz lol

    • @marthaalvarez4039
      @marthaalvarez4039 8 років тому +1

      Alcatraz prison is impossible I can tell you that even if I didn't play it

    • @plutoandpolaris
      @plutoandpolaris 8 років тому +4

      I think Alcatraz is an actual prison you can play in this game.

    • @SwaggyTrollOG
      @SwaggyTrollOG 8 років тому

      Thank god someone else knew XD

    • @Bevsworld04
      @Bevsworld04 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @bacon4udonutmccloskey607
      @bacon4udonutmccloskey607 8 років тому

      +Shadow Dragon I all ready know that it is brace off of Alcatraz because you have to make a raft

  • @cactusmonster2603
    @cactusmonster2603 9 років тому

    8:47 my brothers name is Jackson and he just look over and said "why is jacksepticeye calling my name?" I just laughed XD

  • @simonghostriley9436
    @simonghostriley9436 7 років тому +5

    Plankton: Aw Come On Kid You Asked Me That Already Now Stop Wasting My Time!
    Kids Mom: Hey You Cant Talk To My Son That Way! Who Do You Think You Are?!
    Plankton: Im Plankton You Old Hag! And Your Son Smells Like Boogers!
    Husband: Hey You Cant Talk To My Wife That Way! What Do You Think This Is?!
    Plankton: I Think Its Time To Lose Some Weight Fatty Thats What It Is!
    The Husbands Mom: Hey You Cant Talk To My Grandson Like That! Someone Ought To Put In A Mental Hospital!
    Plankton: Someone Ought To Put You In A Box Floating Down The River Grandma!
    The Husbands Mom: Your Probably Right...
    Plankton: You People Are Crazy!

  • @sandkang827
    @sandkang827 9 років тому +11

    jack u can make molded chocolate use it on a gard and take his stick its one hit kill :)

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +8

      CatMan :3 Yep! I did it in older episodes :)

    • @HpToujoursPur
      @HpToujoursPur 9 років тому

      CatMan :3 dude seriously: DA FUK

    • @stevenkiernan7218
      @stevenkiernan7218 9 років тому

      Lol his stick

    • @Mynaemdh22
      @Mynaemdh22 9 років тому

      CatMan :3 What kinda stick we talkin about here?

    • @Stoma002
      @Stoma002 9 років тому +1

      YOU CANT GET A STUN ROD UNLESS YOU HACK!!

  • @bakedpotatotv9598
    @bakedpotatotv9598 9 років тому +9

    jacksepticeye BALSA WOOD is used to make the Raft Base!!!!!!!

    • @bakedpotatotv9598
      @bakedpotatotv9598 9 років тому +7

      jacksepticeye you need 2x BALSA WOOD + 1x ROPE for the Raft Base
      then you need a SAIL, which requires 1x TIMBER and 1x BED SHEET, then to put them together you need the Raft Base, and the Sail and 1x ROPE
      HOPE THIS HELPS jacksepticeye
      the whole prison is surrounded by water, meaning you'll need a Makeshift Raft to get out for good. 9:00-10:00 - Morning Rollcall 10:00-11:00 - Breakfast

    • @nickyd56
      @nickyd56 9 років тому +1

      what your face no but serieesly what

    • @bakedpotatotv9598
      @bakedpotatotv9598 9 років тому +1

      JD Gaming i think he seen this!!!???

  • @Ihere123
    @Ihere123 9 років тому

    6:31 Jack: Why do you have to change, Ross? Goddamnit, Ross! --smiles at camera--

  • @teewhy1569
    @teewhy1569 9 років тому +11

    I don’t believe you have to be
    better than everybody else.
    I believe you have to be better than you ever
    thought you could be.
    Every night you go to bed with a dream,
    Waking up with a purpose.
    Every day is a new beginning.
    Treat it that way.
    If you can’t figure out your purpose,
    Figure out your passion.
    For your passion will lead you right into your purpose.
    Stay away from what might have been,
    And look at what can be.
    Make your dream come true,
    You can’t just sit there and wait for people
    to give you that golden dream,
    You’ve got to get out there and make it
    happen for yourself.
    Make the rest of your life
    Be the best of your life.
    Do not follow where the path may lead
    Go instead where there is no path
    and leave a trail.

    • @xpertninja1265
      @xpertninja1265 9 років тому

      Hey Billy Can You JUMP IN A SPIKEFALL +Billy

    • @krys889
      @krys889 9 років тому

      Also
      it's stupid to type like this
      and it makes no sense

    • @Turtle828
      @Turtle828 9 років тому

      You're the best, Around! Nothings going to ever keep you dow ow n!

    • @haldragon3046
      @haldragon3046 9 років тому

      teerezz BOSS That's awesome. Did you come up with it or find it?

    • @teewhy1569
      @teewhy1569 9 років тому

      Hal Dragon made it

  • @vigilantmug5028
    @vigilantmug5028 8 років тому +8

    there are controband detectors on evrything even the toilets

    • @MindaugasUdalcovas
      @MindaugasUdalcovas 6 років тому +1

      Mihail Cholakov imagine shitting and it beeps

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 6 років тому

      @@MindaugasUdalcovas Underrated comment deserves all the thumbs for how much you just made me snot all over myself 😂

  • @crazyman5520
    @crazyman5520 9 років тому +6

    Yay uploaded esacpists on meh birthday

  • @xplodinmachine1627
    @xplodinmachine1627 9 років тому

    Jack/Sean. I've just left my primary school and over 40 kids in my year group are going to a different school and I was feeling a bit sad so I decided to watch your channel and I felt so much better because you are so entertaining, awesome and so heart warming so keep up the good work. Before : 😭 After : 😉