I'M SAILING AWAY | The Escapists #27

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  • @Luxai
    @Luxai 9 років тому +2475

    Day after night
    Night after day
    Now you've escaped
    So far away
    We've had a good run
    It's been so much fun
    Dodging all the guards
    Who didn't have a gun
    Except for the ones in the towers
    Beaten by your bossy powers
    Free now, on the sea
    You'll forever be
    So say farewell
    Into the mists
    And back through hell
    Farewell, The Escapists.

    • @elliehugg
      @elliehugg 9 років тому +37

      Luxai He isn't ending the series... He is going to play Workshop lvls to...

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +375

      Luxai I cri!

    • @Luxai
      @Luxai 9 років тому +34

      Kevin Högman I know. But the main game is done, so this is my farewell to a great game.

    • @prexzah
      @prexzah 9 років тому +13

      Luxai Day after night
      Night after day
      Now you've escaped
      So far away
      We've had a good run
      It's been so much fun
      Dodging all the guards
      Who didn't have a gun
      Except for the ones in the towers
      Beaten by your bossy powers
      Free now, on the sea
      You'll forever be
      So say farewell
      Into the mists
      And back through hell
      Farewell, Farewell
      sound better lol

    • @Luxai
      @Luxai 9 років тому +25

      Dan Plays No it doesn't. The ending of a poem has to rhyme.

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 9 років тому +532

    Escapists logic: I made a raft. Let me just put it in my desk.

    • @bryannaing6316
      @bryannaing6316 9 років тому +41

      Ultron 5 I made a raft, let me just carry it inside a aluminium foil pouch.

    • @KK10397
      @KK10397 9 років тому +17

      Bryan Naing let me make all this stuff with my bare hands.
      Video game logic, got to love it.

    • @bryannaing6316
      @bryannaing6316 9 років тому +14

      ***** I walked about a tile. 2 minutes passed. Gotta love video game logic.

    • @theboss-je5zl
      @theboss-je5zl 9 років тому

      stop coping youtubers

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 9 років тому +28

      the boss Coping? I have nothing to cope with; I'm not coping with anything.

  • @fabsimmer8213
    @fabsimmer8213 8 років тому +604

    what i find funny is that it took 7 episodes for jack to escape center perks and only 4 episodes to finish HMP Irongate

    • @visin8984
      @visin8984 6 років тому +26

      Fab Simmer prolly cuz he was less experienced back then

    • @echodawolfy4147
      @echodawolfy4147 6 років тому +1

      pfft i find it funny too

    • @anonymousss4785
      @anonymousss4785 5 років тому +1

      Number of days***

    • @AlanTGP1
      @AlanTGP1 4 роки тому +2

      @@anonymousss4785 No, it's episodes.

    • @Youmu_Konpaku_
      @Youmu_Konpaku_ 3 роки тому +2

      It took him 17 days in this one and cutter a bunch of stuff out

  • @zacharythompson9755
    @zacharythompson9755 7 років тому +107

    All the comments on this video are:
    "Wow he looks good with brown hair"
    "It took him 7 episodes to escape the easiest prison but four to escape the hardest one"
    Or
    "How does he fit a raft in his desk

  • @sapply7334
    @sapply7334 9 років тому +492

    You can escape during the day, Jack:
    1: Get a lot of rope
    2: Knock out every guard and tie them up
    3: The white door will open and you can leave
    This is known as a prison riot!

    • @Nova-zz8fh
      @Nova-zz8fh 9 років тому +4

      Yes but you can't take them

    • @arthurdemasi5937
      @arthurdemasi5937 9 років тому +3

      Mlgkitty I like your thinking, be even more prepared

    • @markjosephcueto2883
      @markjosephcueto2883 9 років тому +15

      Sapply Riot? More like one-person war.

    • @cur821
      @cur821 9 років тому +6

      Sapply A riot? One person? UMM

    • @kobywatson5728
      @kobywatson5728 9 років тому +18

      If you do it with nunchucks you get an achievement called "way of the dragon" its how i escaped centre perks (or center if your aussie/brit/ect,ect) i didnt know what would happen i was just curious /:

  • @frost598
    @frost598 5 років тому +19

    4-5 years later, I still remember this, and still watch it. While a meme a day keeps the depression away, so too does your passion, and even when I'm having a rough time I can still find it in myself to smile

  • @fantaniel2215
    @fantaniel2215 7 років тому +576

    THe ending of escapist is the start of RAFT

    • @jacksonrayton4053
      @jacksonrayton4053 5 років тому +10

      Your right

    • @BrianGriffinASMR
      @BrianGriffinASMR 5 років тому +10

      Jackson Rayton you’re *

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 5 років тому +29

      @@BrianGriffinASMR nobody likes people like you

    • @best_soap641
      @best_soap641 5 років тому +6

      @@lemonandgaming6013 That's where you're wrong.

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 5 років тому +15

      @@best_soap641 is it hard to understand that it is not acceptable to correct grammar on the internet ? the internet is not school and if people can get their point across with informal english, what is the problem ?

  • @ironandjaws
    @ironandjaws 8 років тому +877

    How the hell does one fit a raft in a desk?

    • @Crossfire4701
      @Crossfire4701 8 років тому +6

      I thought the same thing

    • @retradern
      @retradern 8 років тому +22

      escapist logic

    • @TheHolyHatter
      @TheHolyHatter 8 років тому +42

      how the fuck does balsa wood fit in a tinfoil pouch

    • @caruseum
      @caruseum 8 років тому +20

      or in his pocket

    • @blipblop5757
      @blipblop5757 8 років тому +12

      heh same desk can hold a pick axe, a shovel timber braces And what not and if he wants he can his those in his clothes and the guard's don't see it.

  • @HollowNeliel
    @HollowNeliel 9 років тому +92

    Jack you attacked the guy who was selling the rope so his opinion went down so the price went up.

  • @ppjones96
    @ppjones96 9 років тому +75

    I dont think anyone wants you to stop this series.)‘:

    • @C19J99
      @C19J99 9 років тому +1

      MissWeaslebee I personally would like it to stop. it has been a great ride but all great things must come to an end.

    • @bglue5099
      @bglue5099 9 років тому

      Aiden Pearce he cant

    • @C19J99
      @C19J99 9 років тому +1

      ***** because gta 5 is more fun and he spaces the episodes out.

    • @C19J99
      @C19J99 9 років тому

      ***** as in he doesn't make an episode of gta 5 every week. these escapist videos were pretty much weekly but the gta 5 videos werent even being made for a few months.

    • @aarong9459
      @aarong9459 9 років тому

      He already did 😔😔😔

  • @BullaMcBullakins
    @BullaMcBullakins 9 років тому +16

    jacksepticeye So I know you probably won't see this but I really just have to thank you. Last Tuesday I attempted suicide by overdosing. After spending all night and the next day in the ER, I stayed in a psych hospital for 8 days. I was discharged today and could finally watch your videos. You have no idea how happy I was to just hear your voice. I nearly always have a video of yours playing when I'm home, even if it's just background noise to keep me company. You've helped me through a ton. Your videos have never failed to make me smile, even when I felt like my life was being ripped apart and falling down around me. Thank you so much Jack. I don't think you'll ever know just how much you mean to me and all of your other subs. You're amazing :) ❤️

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +4

      I know this is 7 years later, but hey, how's it going, I hope everything is going well for you and your mental state is better
      I know I'm just some rando rewatching this series, but everyone needs a little check in C: just hope you're doing alright

    • @naan000
      @naan000 15 днів тому +1

      it's been 9 years, how are you doing now?

  • @jxmss4360
    @jxmss4360 5 років тому +132

    Jack: ‘50 episodes is too much’
    Also jack: does 100 episodes of happy wheels

    • @TheGamingShade22
      @TheGamingShade22 5 років тому +5

      Happy wheels isnt as stressful as escapists is

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheGamingShade22 Even though his Happy Wheels levels mostly revolve around the spike falls that take fifty tries before finishing and the ones labelled as nearly impossible

  • @ryebird
    @ryebird 9 років тому +289

    Watching this video now, jack looks so different because he doesn't have green hair.

  • @eddi790
    @eddi790 9 років тому +74

    I really like this game, please don't make the series end ); I understand if you do, but i want more of this game!

    • @jackrookstool1306
      @jackrookstool1306 9 років тому

      eddi790 I agree!

    • @quarterhorse2005
      @quarterhorse2005 9 років тому +2

      ***** I laughed too long this

    • @quarterhorse2005
      @quarterhorse2005 9 років тому

      ***** ik

    • @CircusQueen8
      @CircusQueen8 9 років тому +2

      *****
      TOO MUCH SPAM

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +22

      eddi790 Every single series on the channel has to end eventually. No matter what. I'm sorry if that bums you out but a channel can't grow or evolve if the same games keep getting played

  • @RyGuyGinger
    @RyGuyGinger 9 років тому +31

    13:11 I was watching this and that's when my mom called me in to her room and long story short, my cat passed away. I will never forget.

  • @etheriousnatsudragneel9612
    @etheriousnatsudragneel9612 8 років тому +22

    5:23 *slap*
    "how does that feel Suzy... huh?"

  • @quick4719
    @quick4719 8 років тому +21

    the hair in this episode was FABULOUS

  • @CharlotteBlack000
    @CharlotteBlack000 9 років тому +25

    'You might as well just tickle my ass and call me Susie' xD

  • @exxoaudio5094
    @exxoaudio5094 9 років тому +118

    What???? Two of my favourite series together? You da best Jack!! :D

    • @potatosalad6306
      @potatosalad6306 9 років тому +3

      Same here

    • @awildzubat8221
      @awildzubat8221 9 років тому +1

      GigaNinja same

    • @kayechan7384
      @kayechan7384 9 років тому

      Yep!! I kept those for the special last!! Love it!! In one day I watch finished your subnautica all of em!! And I rewatched your escapists 5 times in 10 days altogether!!

    • @cur821
      @cur821 9 років тому

      GigaNinja He's always the best!

    • @shaggerchuck
      @shaggerchuck 9 років тому +1

      HELL YEA

  • @notebooknquill2811
    @notebooknquill2811 8 років тому +367

    Did anyone see
    "Apparently Officer Levi's into men"
    I was like
    "erERIIIII"

  • @Lance-wants-tea
    @Lance-wants-tea 7 років тому +36

    Jack: Get F'd in the A
    *looks at title*
    IM SAILING AWAY!
    Jack: .... That sort of rhymes

  • @hyukal
    @hyukal 9 років тому +8

    "How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?" 12.
    I'M DYING XD I haven't heard that in years until yesterday..

  • @ericasuzanne7124
    @ericasuzanne7124 9 років тому +38

    IIIVVEEE GOT TO BE FREEEEEE
    SET AN OPEN COURSE
    ON THE VIRGIN SEAAAAAAAA

    • @daviniofinies3950
      @daviniofinies3950 9 років тому +3

      Dam girl
      SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    • @ericasuzanne7124
      @ericasuzanne7124 9 років тому +5

      Davinio Finies
      You clearly didnt sing along with me to this epic Styx song

    • @holdenmakok6778
      @holdenmakok6778 9 років тому +2

      Davinio Finies Damn*

    • @brandons7888
      @brandons7888 9 років тому +1

      I sang along. I love this song.

    • @ericasuzanne7124
      @ericasuzanne7124 9 років тому +1

      *****
      COME SAIL AWAY
      COME SAIL AWAY
      COME SAIL AWAY WITH MEEEEE

  • @ritabrandao3606
    @ritabrandao3606 5 років тому +4

    Jack (to Officer Hank, in Connor's voice): "Hi. My name is Jack. I'm the prisoner sent by Sean to steal your key"

  • @adrian9ng
    @adrian9ng 9 років тому +20

    "That Moment When You Fit A Raft On Your Desk"

    • @dragonslayergamingchannel7689
      @dragonslayergamingchannel7689 9 років тому

      Adrian Ng that moment when you fit a raft in your toilet

    • @RicardoKugo
      @RicardoKugo 9 років тому +4

      ***** that moment you realise you can carry over 2400 kubik meters of pure iron in your pocket in minecraft

    • @EariosRandomness
      @EariosRandomness 9 років тому

      bakugo And the same amount in gold, which is much heavier.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +7

      Adrian Ng THat moment when people are selling exotic wood in prison

  • @TacoDoesYoutube
    @TacoDoesYoutube 9 років тому +61

    Watch from 6:31 with your eyes closed.

    • @lilygwen92
      @lilygwen92 9 років тому +15

      TacoDoesUA-cam If I'm watching Jack's videos out in the public from mobile, I'm always paranoid of making sure that my headphones are properly connected. Jack's videos without the visual content could lead to very disturbing misunderstandings. xD

    • @gumba2953
      @gumba2953 9 років тому +2

      Lily Gwen That's exactly what I think each time I watch UA-cam videos.

    • @pedrorodrigues4633
      @pedrorodrigues4633 9 років тому

      ^ I feel ya, I remember I was on the bus and Jack said something and this old lady looks back at me and had a face of wtf are YOU watching and I showed her it was a video game and I felt reallllllllllllyyyyyy embarrassed

    • @joshmass9653
      @joshmass9653 9 років тому

      TacoDoesUA-cam XD OMG DEM NIPS DOE

    • @FlappzYT
      @FlappzYT 9 років тому

      ***** Fuck off, all your trying to do is get our PC's a viris

  • @audreyks6074
    @audreyks6074 5 років тому +7

    I love that a whole raft can fit in 1/20 of a generic desk XD

  • @jalysegrieb1909
    @jalysegrieb1909 7 років тому +4

    I love the part when he said "oh no I have my rope but I'm locked in my cell at 14:06

  • @vb8458
    @vb8458 7 років тому +15

    2:37
    "Set phazers to stun!"
    Anyone else notice that Easter egg?

  • @Silver-oi6mu
    @Silver-oi6mu 9 років тому +150

    Am I the only one that talks to myself when I play video games alone? *(;-;)*

  • @gamekid6646
    @gamekid6646 9 років тому +22

    there is a raft in my desk
    because why the fuck not

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +11

      GameKid there was a raft in my pocket too lol

    • @dedrg470
      @dedrg470 9 років тому

      +jacksepticeye more escapeeeesssttttttsss

    • @krissyr.4179
      @krissyr.4179 9 років тому +2

      jaaaaaaaack!!!!! I'm in you room!!!

    • @krissyr.4179
      @krissyr.4179 9 років тому +1

      jacksepticeye is a Bossss!!!!!

    • @alexseidel3451
      @alexseidel3451 9 років тому +1

      Yah so.

  • @pithappens9975
    @pithappens9975 5 років тому +14

    I'm binge-ing this series again and I am laughing SO hard at 7:38 😂

  • @NanoUchia
    @NanoUchia 9 років тому +22

    6:34 Yes, click this over and over again.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +19

      Ian Ponce So GOOD!!!

    • @Korsika2
      @Korsika2 8 років тому +1

      ...I don't get it

    • @ongjunwei603
      @ongjunwei603 8 років тому +1

      jacksepticeye I am concerned about you 😰😰😨😂😂 what did you watch?!!😂😂😂

    • @natemurray5215
      @natemurray5215 8 років тому

      +jacksepticeye omg u replied the gods have spoken!and from the heavens descended Sean!

    • @yanelijardon8402
      @yanelijardon8402 8 років тому

      Nate Murray

  • @TheMasterOfDooM
    @TheMasterOfDooM 9 років тому +47

    I'm so confused, why was there an ad for The Dark Knight coming out July 28th before this video.

    • @mattz9268
      @mattz9268 9 років тому

      ***** Addvertizement.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 9 років тому +1

      ***** I get faaaar too many Hannah Hart ads when I look at Jack's videos.

    • @TheMasterOfDooM
      @TheMasterOfDooM 9 років тому +1

      matthew zampella I mean, The Dark Knight came out centuries ago lol

    • @TheMasterOfDooM
      @TheMasterOfDooM 9 років тому +5

      MetroidJunkie2007 The worst are the "dude perfect" ads LOL

    • @TheMasterOfDooM
      @TheMasterOfDooM 9 років тому +18

      ***** That kills the UA-camr's revenue though, basically exterminating the person you enjoy watching.

  • @sheepyanimates1174
    @sheepyanimates1174 7 років тому +11

    I made a raft
    Let's put it in my DESK!

  • @Corvin_Ito
    @Corvin_Ito 8 років тому +2

    4:34 when jack stuttered i got chills O.O
    this is my second time watching

  • @bluballs
    @bluballs 8 років тому +3

    Watching this series has really shown me how far your channel has come! Keep it up Jackaboy!!

  • @Gaffner
    @Gaffner 9 років тому +50

    jack you encouraged me to buy this game infact I bet you could say you made a "sail" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I'M FUNNY ;_; plz help me

  • @snakes4206
    @snakes4206 9 років тому +4

    Jack I want to thank you for making this series of The Escapists. Even though the series is coming to an end, I will continue to watch them over and over again. Because in the midst my darkness of my depression, your channel has lifted me out of the darkness especially this series because sometimes I feel like I am in a prison with no way to escape. So again thank you for working so hard to broadcast every single day so you can give people the strength to live each day. I may be an American but my heart belongs to Ireland. So from one Irishman to another. Thank you!!!

  • @Preppypenzxoxo
    @Preppypenzxoxo 8 років тому +28

    M8 u can escape in the day I completed every prison before iron gate with this tactic
    1. 100 strength
    2. Good weapon
    3. Slaughter all the guards
    4. Silver key gate opens
    5. RUN

    • @Desticler
      @Desticler 8 років тому +11

      1) In San Pancho, there is mine field. Takeover is impossible.
      2) In Irongate, guards have Stun Rods which instakill you. The only way to do a takeover is with 10 cups of molten chocolate. But it IS possible.

    • @itshuggins
      @itshuggins 7 років тому +3

      then it goes to lockdown then the main gates open

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому

      Ok, now what about the ocean surrounding the prison?

    • @charliechuckleberry5307
      @charliechuckleberry5307 4 роки тому

      Obviously he is full of shit. It's hard enough to max STR, but beat multiple guards back to back... That is only possible on the children's version (XBOX One).

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 4 роки тому +1

      Charlie Chuckleberry you call Xbox childish?? Play mobile. It’s painfully easy

  • @jkccepic5533
    @jkccepic5533 8 років тому +29

    It took way longer to escape the easiest then the hardest

    • @masongarrett2831
      @masongarrett2831 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @thm040976
      @thm040976 8 років тому

      Noah📱📲🕹😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🇩🇰

    • @gabrielavukota2
      @gabrielavukota2 8 років тому +7

      Because he didn't really know how anything worked in the beginning.

  • @bingusdingus7787
    @bingusdingus7787 9 років тому +169

    Markiplier: king of fnaf
    Jacksepticeye: king of the escapists
    Pewdiepie: king of happy wheels

    • @EnchantedCutieAJ
      @EnchantedCutieAJ 9 років тому +2

      I thought Martyn was king of escapists, he's escaped all the dlcs, including Alcatraz

    • @finnpullen3687
      @finnpullen3687 9 років тому +21

      Mate you started a war XD

    • @TPSgirlelise
      @TPSgirlelise 9 років тому +19

      DUMBASS, MARK IS THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!

    • @SirAlex-jb5dl
      @SirAlex-jb5dl 9 років тому +11

      No, Pewds is the King of Amnesia. Been a fan even when he was still playing CoD.

    • @aarbarthewizard1262
      @aarbarthewizard1262 9 років тому

      Azureth Puppy I KNOW, JUST ONE THING *WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?*

  • @codkarnage7486
    @codkarnage7486 9 років тому +2

    Love the music when its lights out its so intense

  • @theadventurerely7234
    @theadventurerely7234 5 років тому +14

    Watching this in 2019, BUT Good Job Sean!! I even applaused when you got out. :)

    • @ItsMeggy04
      @ItsMeggy04 5 років тому

      Areo_wolf_teriks same

  • @KittyKat365dayz
    @KittyKat365dayz 9 років тому +4

    omg i saw "apparently officer Levi's into men" at 10:38. ((aot/snk reference)) if only there was an officer Eren.

  • @katherinemulrooney1926
    @katherinemulrooney1926 8 років тому +13

    You might as well just slap my arse and call me Susie.

  • @peacey88
    @peacey88 9 років тому +2

    Love how you pull exactly the same facial expressions as I do when I play this game. Great vids - thanks

  • @rhondajennings903
    @rhondajennings903 8 років тому +11

    How loves jack and all is videos and your the best UA-cam channel ever

  • @psfantasy1
    @psfantasy1 9 років тому +12

    "You might as well smack my ass and call me Suzy" I FUCKING DIED OF LAUGHTER

    • @awkwerddubz
      @awkwerddubz 9 років тому

      When i saw this comment he said it

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +2

      jack twedie haha don't die now :P

  • @sharadsharma6950
    @sharadsharma6950 9 років тому +92

    I predict the next video will be a reading your comments vid

    • @kennymtfh8701
      @kennymtfh8701 9 років тому +1

      No shit he has a fucking vid schedual of what vids he posts

    • @jackgordon8751
      @jackgordon8751 9 років тому +1

      angel lopez Would you happen to know where I could find that?

    • @kennymtfh8701
      @kennymtfh8701 9 років тому +1

      Jack Gordon watching his vids and figuring out it...

    • @sharadsharma6950
      @sharadsharma6950 9 років тому +6

      Jack Gordon
      lolz I'm just trying to predict 'cause yesterday I thought it would be 1 multiplayer and vailant hearts and it was correct and today I thought of the escapists and it got correct!

    • @MurphysLawIsAGod
      @MurphysLawIsAGod 9 років тому +31

      angel lopez We dont like impolite people on this channel please be nicer to the community

  • @SilentReaperOFC
    @SilentReaperOFC Рік тому

    The fact that, even after all these parts and probably countless hours playing, Sean still never realized he can just wait for the guard to search his desk, then take any items in toilet out.

  • @ridleycrouch
    @ridleycrouch 8 років тому +4

    You wake up on the morning and you go outside you take a deep breath and you GET REAL HIIIIIIGHHHHH

  • @theonewholistens8622
    @theonewholistens8622 9 років тому +6

    Hey, it's Captain Jack (Sparrow)

  • @itsacultist
    @itsacultist 8 років тому +86

    It's weird seeing Sean (Jack) with brown hair, because I usually watch his more recent videos where he has green hair.

  • @jessicafletcher1891
    @jessicafletcher1891 9 років тому +1

    "HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK DOWN BEFORE YOU CAN CALL HIM A MAN . " I LOVE BOB DYLAN

  • @joshplazmcpe8287
    @joshplazmcpe8287 8 років тому +9

    Jack I escaped during the day in center perks I literally just walked out after beating everyone up (guards too)

  • @tabithagonzalez5652
    @tabithagonzalez5652 9 років тому +13

    I think it's funny how Jack complains about how prison like a prison escape game is.

  • @toastboy6484
    @toastboy6484 9 років тому +10

    B-but h-how do you p-put a raft in your d-desk?
    Nah, fuck logic

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому

    Jack reminds us that 2 foils with duct tape makes a better contraband pouch. Yet he still doesn't make one at all

  • @matthijsdouma6858
    @matthijsdouma6858 9 років тому +19

    "Not Everybody tenisseses, but evertybody faps" jacksepticeye 2015

    • @matthijsdouma6858
      @matthijsdouma6858 9 років тому

      He did say everybody XD

    • @goatpriestess1202
      @goatpriestess1202 9 років тому

      Women vbbvbvbvbvbvb because thats the sound the vibrator makes

    • @briannadrew6425
      @briannadrew6425 9 років тому

      Matthijs Douma I don't fap......Nor do I tenisseses......I'M NOT A HUMAN

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +3

      Matthijs Douma Prove me wrong!!

    • @briannadrew6425
      @briannadrew6425 9 років тому

      ***** I'M A BOSS?! That explains while the world travels around me instead of the sun and why I like Jack so much :P
      Thank you, Counselor Steevo!

  • @emiliefeivelson8954
    @emiliefeivelson8954 9 років тому +27

    Jack are you sure it's the game that is making you crazy because im pretty sure that you crazy before you were playing the escapeists

    • @conorgallagher2414
      @conorgallagher2414 9 років тому +1

      Nice spelling lol

    • @connormorfee20
      @connormorfee20 9 років тому

      +Devashish Mishra don't say things like that you will put people down that don't really know how to spell would you like it if I said things like that to you. No so don't do it to other people.

    • @connormorfee20
      @connormorfee20 9 років тому

      +Connor Morfee + correct your spelling mate, really SPELLINGS and you are putting other people down and you can't even english bro

    • @emiliefeivelson8954
      @emiliefeivelson8954 9 років тому

      So I can't spell big deal I've known I can't spell for awhile.

    • @emiliefeivelson8954
      @emiliefeivelson8954 9 років тому +1

      See I just had another typo there and that's ok I mean it's what makes us human.

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 9 років тому +8

    I wonder if you could dig a hole in your cell while your desk is blocking the cell door. So no guard can get in and catch you. Hmm...

    • @kindfires
      @kindfires 9 років тому

      YOU GENIUS

    • @Red-sy9lp
      @Red-sy9lp 9 років тому

      Yup they can walk through exercise equipment canteen chairs and of course desks

    • @kreggb.7006
      @kreggb.7006 9 років тому

      I tried it, I don't think it works, no guards ever came in so I don't know

  • @elivandrisse
    @elivandrisse 6 років тому +1

    I once got everybody's opinion of me above 85 and we all just beat up literally everyone and nobody got knocked out and we all escaped together.

  • @willburgy0519
    @willburgy0519 8 років тому +4

    6:31 through 6:40 with eyes closed

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 7 років тому +3

    "...Away, you're Welcome!..."

  • @jasonbytyci1981
    @jasonbytyci1981 7 років тому +4

    Jack escapes in 20 days with a score with 10,162.
    I escape in 9 days with a score of 41,265

  • @BlaketheBlock
    @BlaketheBlock 4 роки тому +1

    This is, in my opinion, the last good escapist's video that jacksepticeye made. All the rest after this is just him being pissed at escape team really.
    This has been a fun binge watch!

  • @masqueradeofark7502
    @masqueradeofark7502 8 років тому +4

    Jack! You can escape during the day! Activate the prison takeover by taking out 4 guards within 30 seconds and the front gate is open

  • @supers5271
    @supers5271 4 роки тому +3

    “I’m sailing away, away, you’re welcome. Ha!! I guess it’s just my way of being me!! You’re welcome! You’re welcomeee!!
    ......And THANK YOU!!!!”
    *Seàn wouldn’t have known about the song, because the song and movie (Moana) wasn’t gonna come out until a year later from the date this video was uploaded*

  • @corinacobo
    @corinacobo 9 років тому +19

    Next "Reading Your Comments": Can we see a picture of your parents?(I understand if you don't want to do it) It's just to see were your BOSSNESS comes from.
    Kisses!

    • @UksiHattu12
      @UksiHattu12 9 років тому +5

      He dont want to show them because that would really disturb their privacy.

    • @chrislawshe4075
      @chrislawshe4075 9 років тому +2

      ***** Fuck off with your shitty scams

    • @DiagonalRail
      @DiagonalRail 9 років тому

      *****
      dude, it doesn't work.

  • @YellowSton3
    @YellowSton3 2 роки тому +1

    I bet till this day that no one knows that this is a reference to the 1962 Alcatraz prison escape

  • @KSG0422
    @KSG0422 8 років тому +8

    16:11 how the hell did he fit an entire fucking raft in his desk?

  • @sierraf9617
    @sierraf9617 9 років тому +5

    50 episodes are fine I'm mean I could be doing something productive but that's way to much work

  • @hamaddj2
    @hamaddj2 8 років тому +5

    I watch the escapists when I play the escapist

  • @imcomett4515
    @imcomett4515 9 років тому +1

    i love how he attacked the guy selling the rope so the price went up

  • @IrradiatedOreo
    @IrradiatedOreo 9 років тому +12

    My cat's tongue feels like sandpaper

    • @theweevilman
      @theweevilman 9 років тому

      Umm....What?

    • @IrradiatedOreo
      @IrradiatedOreo 9 років тому +2

      ilke kunduraci yep , just something random isn't it?

    • @gents8002
      @gents8002 9 років тому

      I love the taste of toothpaste

    • @iwanttodie8864
      @iwanttodie8864 9 років тому

      I really hate feminazis

    • @darkwolfgames5519
      @darkwolfgames5519 9 років тому

      Good for you? Not sure what feminazis have to do with anything.

  • @communistcat6497
    @communistcat6497 5 років тому +4

    2019 anyone??
    btw love you escapests sieries

  • @Plututo
    @Plututo 6 років тому +4

    Lets stop the recording.
    **Recording has started**

  • @emperorzerv5460
    @emperorzerv5460 9 років тому +1

    I just had my bike stolen, yet you can make me smile! Thank You!

  • @carlgregory6328
    @carlgregory6328 9 років тому +5

    I would die to see you in real life. Out of every single youtuber in the world i would love to meet you. Btw u r the best youtuber ever even if you say you aren't and i love u and all ur videos. OH and are you planning on going Manchester coz i live there!!! Keep doing what your doing
    -Courtney

    • @carlgregory6328
      @carlgregory6328 9 років тому +2

      carl gregory and i have been a subscriber for a very long time and you deserve everyone in the world to subscribe to u

    • @litenigmgween4643
      @litenigmgween4643 9 років тому

      I have been subbed since 8k

    • @kierbond910
      @kierbond910 9 років тому

      But you're name is Carl though

    • @imasepan
      @imasepan 9 років тому

      Rainbow Dash parents.

    • @noob7879
      @noob7879 9 років тому

      But you'll be dead, you won't see him.

  • @brennenspillman8246
    @brennenspillman8246 8 років тому +5

    jack:a man must walk down 12 roads me: no the answer is 42

  • @darcyjohns4213
    @darcyjohns4213 9 років тому +3

    COME ON!!!!! YOU WALKED PAST A TORCH AAANNNDDDD A BOTTLE OF MEDECINE!!!!!!! BOTH OF WHICH WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY!!!!!!! ( you had favours for them), but still, love ya videos, plz make more! Cheers!

    • @lyrin5644
      @lyrin5644 9 років тому

      Torch?

    • @ar58586
      @ar58586 9 років тому

      +Black Emerald101 flashlight

    • @mackenziefrost4892
      @mackenziefrost4892 9 років тому

      +Choffy some other countries call flashlights torches

  • @mlgiyel3021
    @mlgiyel3021 4 роки тому +1

    "They should have a way to escape during the day-"
    *Laughs in Prison Takeover*

  • @hungrychezburgr1711
    @hungrychezburgr1711 9 років тому +18

    Jackyboy! Were is your hat? Bruh?

  • @emperorxd5640
    @emperorxd5640 9 років тому +12

    How can you Put a raft in you're desk

    • @airalinmae2263
      @airalinmae2263 9 років тому

      logic...

    • @paddda
      @paddda 9 років тому +2

      same way tinfoil and tape hides it in a small pouch its not even in

    • @freakshow7382
      @freakshow7382 9 років тому +1

      its a magic desk

    • @snowrose124
      @snowrose124 8 років тому +1

      its a blowup raft

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal 5 років тому

      your*

  • @emmawilson6802
    @emmawilson6802 9 років тому +4

    It sounds like he said top of the morning to you lidies

    • @kadenthegamer4878
      @kadenthegamer4878 9 років тому

      ... He does

    • @dylanhuang1598
      @dylanhuang1598 9 років тому +7

      Top of the morning to you laddies. That's what he says.

    • @Moapin
      @Moapin 9 років тому

      he says Top Of The Morning To You Ladies

    • @ViolarulesGaming
      @ViolarulesGaming 9 років тому

      Kaden The Gamer He says "Top of the morning to you Laddies".

    • @ViolarulesGaming
      @ViolarulesGaming 9 років тому

      Connor Oestreich He says "Top of the morning to you, Laddies".

  • @somepretentiousguy3492
    @somepretentiousguy3492 9 років тому +1

    "I'm not doin' em."
    *Goes and watches the A-team*

  • @SaintVolo
    @SaintVolo 8 років тому +51

    Whoever wants this game
    It's free on Xbox one
    Or it's only free to gold membership

  • @rianbradley7943
    @rianbradley7943 9 років тому +13

    Jack wish me luck for my exams thanks -Rián (I'm a fellow Irishman btw)

    • @ashleighcobb2314
      @ashleighcobb2314 9 років тому +1

      Rián Bradley My exams are tomorrow as well. Good luck!

    • @SuperUnhappyman
      @SuperUnhappyman 9 років тому

      college or leaving cert?

    • @bugase6256
      @bugase6256 9 років тому

      Me too :)

    • @kingkris6296
      @kingkris6296 9 років тому +1

      Rián Bradley I have my exams tommorow aswell :-)
      P.S: Good Luck :)

    • @caspiantannerfors47
      @caspiantannerfors47 9 років тому

      Rián Bradley good luck sadly im in gothenburg

  • @dogstar7925
    @dogstar7925 9 років тому +4

    Can I ask how the f*ck he managed to fit a fricking RAFT in his DESK?

    • @arthurdemasi5937
      @arthurdemasi5937 9 років тому

      CrazyMooMoo98 No you cannot ask, this is the FUTURE!

    • @JacobC364
      @JacobC364 9 років тому

      CrazyMooMoo98 Well in cartoons, as well as video games, there is something called Mallet space, where the character keeps all their stuff that would normally not fit onto a person. I assume the desk would work the same way considering it IS a video game. :)

    • @cur821
      @cur821 9 років тому

      CrazyMooMoo98 BOSSNESS ALLOWED HIM TOO!

  • @moonehouse4915
    @moonehouse4915 8 років тому +1

    its funny how every title, you can imagine jack saying it

  • @Elvxn13
    @Elvxn13 8 років тому +5

    No one will mention that Ronald is a red head. Okayyy I'm the only potterhead here I guess. Ronald Weasley? Helloooo

  • @Pinkioa
    @Pinkioa 9 років тому +7

    I like your hair Sean :)

    • @catattack2165
      @catattack2165 9 років тому +11

      His bossness creates it

    • @Pancaked01
      @Pancaked01 9 років тому

      Nikki Bonfiglio BABY

    • @kaylal7832
      @kaylal7832 9 років тому

      Nikki Bonfiglio ikr it was hot in this episode

  • @CIownn
    @CIownn 9 років тому +10

    Why havent you uploaded any stranded deep its been so long!!😫

    • @am_trying_help_me
      @am_trying_help_me 9 років тому +2

      He has replaced it with umm... Subnatica

    • @blueboy1958
      @blueboy1958 9 років тому +5

      Its been so long
      Since last ive seen my son lost to this monster
      To the man behind the murders
      Sorry ima go now

    • @marshall322
      @marshall322 9 років тому +13

      Sorry but Subnautica's better... ;P

    • @litenigmgween4643
      @litenigmgween4643 9 років тому +11

      Its been longer since beam ng drive

    • @jonah4276
      @jonah4276 9 років тому

      *uploads a few hours later

  • @basketballnike
    @basketballnike 9 років тому

    Jack in the escapist nails,roll of duct tape, and timber crafts a spiked bat.

  • @Milesy
    @Milesy 9 років тому +18

    JACK! why do people say my profile picture is seductive?

    • @sedo2446
      @sedo2446 9 років тому +12

      I want you to take a look at it... You got you're answer.

    • @ale-fo7yc
      @ale-fo7yc 9 років тому +2

      DOOMILES 'cause it is.

    • @Milesy
      @Milesy 9 років тому +2

      Hmm...

    • @Mrstealth93
      @Mrstealth93 9 років тому +2

      DOOMILESMaybe its your handsome smile?

    • @Draco-kd7ti
      @Draco-kd7ti 9 років тому +1

      DOOMILES *I AM A CABBAGE*

  • @MuyDeprimido
    @MuyDeprimido 9 років тому +15

    jecksuptercaye ez da beest utoober
    _lerminati_ -_2015_

    • @rafe3028
      @rafe3028 9 років тому

      LerminatiCumfurmed -WHY-

    • @MuyDeprimido
      @MuyDeprimido 9 років тому

      Rafe Verheul da booty ez y

    • @ViniciusTeixeira1
      @ViniciusTeixeira1 9 років тому

      LerminatiCumfurmed I read that with pewdiepie's voice :b

    • @kinephas
      @kinephas 9 років тому

      LerminatiCumfurmed *utewber

    • @doritosMSP
      @doritosMSP 9 років тому

      LerminatiCumfurmed Er mei geraad!! Yuz lerminatiz aru de awezermousest!

  • @Flamethrower1104
    @Flamethrower1104 9 років тому +5

    JAAAAAAAAAACK! Get TEH escapists on x bawx 1 and there is a new prison dlc where you escape from ALACATRAZ.

  • @gconklin2012
    @gconklin2012 9 років тому

    HIS HAIR. IT'S SO LONG. AND FLOOFY. AND MAJESTIC. I LOVE IT

  • @Fatal69420
    @Fatal69420 8 років тому +25

    May 6. it was posted on my b-day :)

    • @melvintang9923
      @melvintang9923 8 років тому +4

      Why is that special when he posts vids EVERYDAY

    • @SwaggyTrollOG
      @SwaggyTrollOG 8 років тому +2

      May 6 is my b-day too :D

    • @adammartinez3520
      @adammartinez3520 8 років тому

      +Shadow Dragon may 2 :D

    • @Fatal69420
      @Fatal69420 8 років тому

      ***** xD

    • @SwaggyTrollOG
      @SwaggyTrollOG 8 років тому

      *Imagine me talking in a weird nerd voice* Hi I am bae I go ..... holy crap bae is an actual word XD