BUFF AND TOUGH! | The Escapists #20

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  • @MeowMiaowMeow
    @MeowMiaowMeow 8 років тому +698

    I just love how Jack is bragging about the food he made for his boys and one of them says 'Ditch the chef'!

  • @mixtraa
    @mixtraa 8 років тому +1307

    "I'm gonna name this episode 'Tough and Buff'"
    *names episode "Buff and Tough"*

  • @ironandjaws
    @ironandjaws 8 років тому +377

    I love how the guards stare at everybody showering instead of standing outside the door.

  • @Fjottle
    @Fjottle 8 років тому +160

    at 16:55 Jack is braging about the food he cooked for the inmates, just 10 sec later one in the crowd shouts "Ditch the chef!" XD

    • @charbea2001
      @charbea2001 8 років тому +1

      +Fjottle 17:07

    • @HiHi-fb5rf
      @HiHi-fb5rf 4 роки тому +4

      It’s Isaiah as well lmaooo
      Yes I know this comment is 4 years old

    • @bengamug4880
      @bengamug4880 4 місяці тому

      @@HiHi-fb5rf Lmaooo - I know this comment is 3 years old

  • @MonkeyGoatLicker
    @MonkeyGoatLicker 8 років тому +204

    Jack needs 9 more intel to put a battery in a sock

    • @acetrystanbalangoy5076
      @acetrystanbalangoy5076 3 роки тому +6

      Underrated

    • @MonkeyGoatLicker
      @MonkeyGoatLicker 3 роки тому +10

      @@acetrystanbalangoy5076 thanks. It’s fun to go back to comments made years ago.

    • @bradleyhadfield3442
      @bradleyhadfield3442 2 роки тому +2

      @@MonkeyGoatLicker then come back to your excellent comment again

    • @Usmosis
      @Usmosis 8 місяців тому

      @@bradleyhadfield3442 and again

    • @Cripalot_
      @Cripalot_ 2 місяці тому

      @@MonkeyGoatLickerand again

  • @aliegorri
    @aliegorri 8 років тому +362

    So let me get this strait, jack needed 8 more intelligence to drop a battery in a sock, and hit people with it?

    • @nicholassouthwick9654
      @nicholassouthwick9654 8 років тому +25

      yeah, prisoners are't always the smartest

    • @____._1
      @____._1 7 років тому +20

      Sgt. McButtn
      *picks up a soap tries to put it in the sock fails . Passes it to my baby sister who is 9 months old and she succeeds
      Wow my sister is smarter than me wow
      That’s depressing

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 4 роки тому +3

      Nicholas Southwick I just can’t figure it out. I keep missing the sock

    • @SICPARVISMAGNA3018
      @SICPARVISMAGNA3018 3 роки тому

      And you need high intellect to melt chocolate in a cup

    • @vqqiu2179
      @vqqiu2179 3 роки тому +3

      @@SICPARVISMAGNA3018 I think it means more of the fact that your character won't be smart enough to think of using molten chocolate as a weapon

  • @austynher6138
    @austynher6138 9 років тому +279

    He's loud.
    He's Irish.
    HE'S JACK!!!!!!

  • @hammiegurlpewds1357
    @hammiegurlpewds1357 9 років тому +300

    Jack, I do think you are loud and obnoxious. I absolutely love it! 😂😂

  • @beansummoner
    @beansummoner 3 роки тому +68

    It's tradition to return to this series every once in a while

  • @abbywaters6650
    @abbywaters6650 2 роки тому +9

    God 7 years and he's so excited to get into the main search bars of youtube... I'm fairly sure he's one of the first things to pop up in gaming no matter what anymore. This community has come really far!

  • @samweth
    @samweth 9 років тому +285

    The escapist is definitely my favorite series!

  • @natyiapounders655
    @natyiapounders655 8 років тому +436

    when you're up at 1:30 in the morning binge watching this series....no regrets😂

  • @suna845
    @suna845 8 років тому +18

    I like how jack is like I'm super proud of myself for making the chicken and when he looks away from the screen all the inmates just start saying how bad he is XD

  • @codywrestlingvideos
    @codywrestlingvideos 9 років тому +109

    Whenever I see you upload on my subscription feed, it's like my day becomes 240894424x better. THANKS JACK, STAY BOSSY

    • @gun_city
      @gun_city 9 років тому +2

      99909999999936363600336036030646039220457409382544047214254874591148X better

    • @fna169
      @fna169 9 років тому +1

      Like a boss

    • @gun_city
      @gun_city 9 років тому +6

      SEAN!!! Please play reign of kings, LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!!!!

    • @lezimo5407
      @lezimo5407 9 років тому

      WELL you are not the only one.
      I think jack is psicic

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 9 років тому

      Ya same

  • @TheMattShea
    @TheMattShea 9 років тому +175

    People get too worked up about internet people. It's like they can't differentiate a person's internet persona from their real life personality. Though I'm glad you're not this overwhelming in real life. ;)

    • @FakeOutReads
      @FakeOutReads 9 років тому +12

      MattShea Being horrible on the internet is just a way to express their many problems in real life probably

    • @TheAxdev
      @TheAxdev 9 років тому +4

      Oh hi Matt :)

    • @JoseLeon-ld4mv
      @JoseLeon-ld4mv 9 років тому +2

      ***** All

    • @rustytoenail
      @rustytoenail 9 років тому +1

      Hi Mattshea I wach all your videos

    • @bubbanator3340
      @bubbanator3340 9 років тому

      Lol but he is.

  • @Jessica-gu5lm
    @Jessica-gu5lm 8 років тому +141

    Taylor is the tailor 😂

  • @diykatgamerd9436
    @diykatgamerd9436 8 років тому +34

    "See the chicken!! That, was made by ME!"
    One of the NPCs says "Ditch the chef"

  • @io6741
    @io6741 9 років тому +247

    17:06
    Jack: "YAY SUPER PROOD I'M AN AWESOME COOK!"
    *looks away*
    Prisoneerz: "Ditch the chef!"
    Well that's nice.

    • @demago3265
      @demago3265 9 років тому +2

      Perfect! xD

    • @lionkinglover77
      @lionkinglover77 9 років тому +4

      I noticed that too! I was going to say that, but I looked through some comments forst lol.

    • @faresmittengard641
      @faresmittengard641 9 років тому

      Le Derp Français i saw that too xD hilarious

    • @assbag4832
      @assbag4832 9 років тому +6

      Also they said: I vote this meal 10... out of 100

    • @boulder_dude
      @boulder_dude 9 років тому +5

      He started going on about his bear hands and I wanted him to just look up at the screen and see what they were saying xD

  • @xenagabbyxena
    @xenagabbyxena 9 років тому +88

    I kept waiting for Jack to get annoyed at the other inmates when they insulted his cooking.

    • @kittychonk9735
      @kittychonk9735 9 років тому +7

      Me too!

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 9 років тому +9

      I'm expecting him to give continual beatings when they do lol.

    • @emaldonadokpcr
      @emaldonadokpcr 9 років тому +4

      "I give this meal a 10... out if 100!" I thought for sure he was gonna say something about that. Lol

    • @mmonkey8509
      @mmonkey8509 9 років тому

      He was looking at his hands when it happened

    • @miniondave6765
      @miniondave6765 9 років тому +1

      Me too,I was screaming at my phone"Do you hear them Jack,they're insulting your cooking?!

  • @leeeverett1083
    @leeeverett1083 8 років тому +190

    unloading is easiest job. It's literally just put red boxes in the red container and blue boxes in the blue container. Why you need 60 intellect to do that, i don't know.

    • @mistylear19
      @mistylear19 8 років тому +20

      If you're dumb, you can't tell what Red is, obviously.

    • @NapstaYT
      @NapstaYT 8 років тому +4

      Wow... That's a very good point.

    • @trapmastermech7604
      @trapmastermech7604 8 років тому +5

      Why u need 50 int to put a battwry in a soc

    • @imachickencake5812
      @imachickencake5812 8 років тому +10

      This needs to be animated

    • @selflesscae
      @selflesscae 8 років тому +4

      Tony The Pizzer Man, color blind people might be in prison.

  • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
    @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 9 років тому +245

    My name is (obviously) Paul, so when Jack said, "Paul, buddy!" I looked at the computer as if he were talking to me. My gf cracked up.

    • @slugpastetm7442
      @slugpastetm7442 9 років тому

      LOL, has nice day 😜

    • @takeruhomura
      @takeruhomura 9 років тому +6

      oh, hi (obviously) Paul

    • @crazyneon285
      @crazyneon285 9 років тому +1

      +Paul Martin Nice to meet you, (Obviously) Paul! :D

    • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
      @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 9 років тому +4

      Crazy Neon Ha ha. You're a father, aren't you? Because that was a dad joke, good sir.

    • @crazyneon285
      @crazyneon285 9 років тому

      Paul Martin WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A "FATHER" I AM A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

  • @GameZone-rj4xu
    @GameZone-rj4xu 9 років тому +55

    i love how jack was like: yes! eat up boys this dinners all mine! super proud! and someone goes: "ditch the chef"

  • @cleeen1
    @cleeen1 9 років тому +103

    Now you can't skip youtube ads.
    10/10

    • @kristinlee4505
      @kristinlee4505 9 років тому +6

      G8 M8 100/15 IGN

    • @GlobalSifter
      @GlobalSifter 9 років тому +16

      the creator can choose if the viewers can skip or cant skip

    • @cleeen1
      @cleeen1 9 років тому

      Krystal Hawk M8 I R8 8/8 GR8 B8

    • @bubbleman2002
      @bubbleman2002 9 років тому

      Silver Soul Add block.

    • @flambo1500
      @flambo1500 9 років тому +8

      You should use an Ad Block.

  • @SBMetro
    @SBMetro 8 років тому +12

    I like how he sees someone selling two crowbars and he says "nothin' ". And later on he is looking everywhere for them

  • @martinshoosterman
    @martinshoosterman 9 років тому +101

    jack you should dig a hole in the wall in a place where there is space in the wall, then knock some one out and put them in the space, then replace the wall, trapping them in there. I just want to see what would happen.

    • @johnharrison5705
      @johnharrison5705 9 років тому +7

      Yah I was thinking that too, what would happen??

    • @329link
      @329link 9 років тому +6

      This genious...

    • @stickywicket40
      @stickywicket40 9 років тому

      That would be so cool 😃

    • @LadyLou9
      @LadyLou9 9 років тому +9

      What would happened if he also put a guard in there as well? XD

    • @rewzel9304
      @rewzel9304 9 років тому +1

      It wont work inmates tp to there beds at nights out if there stuck somewhere

  • @baggens
    @baggens 9 років тому +16

    Jack if you find the person that you need to lose their job, hit them so they chase you. Hit them once again if they walk away from you so they are constantly chasing you for the whole of the job quota time. They will lose their job so you can steal it

    • @cohenmarlow3283
      @cohenmarlow3283 9 років тому +6

      He literally did that in this video. GG no re.

    • @GemmaBee14
      @GemmaBee14 9 років тому +4

      ...

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +29

      I did that in this video....

    • @cohenmarlow3283
      @cohenmarlow3283 9 років тому +9

      equality for straight white males That fucking name though.

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 9 років тому +2

      equality for straight white males Love the name.

  • @nekotabbie
    @nekotabbie 9 років тому +502

    They need an 'Elders React to Jacksepticeye'!

    • @beniciobonilla2271
      @beniciobonilla2271 9 років тому +6

      Tabbie Cat They would so hate him!

    • @hannahreilly6888
      @hannahreilly6888 9 років тому +8

      It would be an awesome vid though!

    • @hellsmasquerade
      @hellsmasquerade 9 років тому +5

      Yesssss!

    • @Evanexus
      @Evanexus 9 років тому +13

      I dont know. The elders were able to adjust to Pewdiepie, if they can do that, they can do it with Jack.

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire 9 років тому +2

      Yes!

  • @Ash95509
    @Ash95509 8 років тому +2

    I love how when you talk about the channel, you say THE channel not your channel. it feels nice when you feel like you are a part of you. helping you with your life. it just feels good :)

  • @ianmoore6420
    @ianmoore6420 9 років тому +6

    "So they're like bears hands, bears paws. Bears don't have hands" Stellar commentary there jacky boy

  • @themarsquatch420
    @themarsquatch420 9 років тому +205

    The Escapists is my favorite series on the channel! I love yuh Jack and keep up the series! (LIKE IF YOU WANT JACK TO DO EVERY PRISON!!!)

    • @kayzelledagum
      @kayzelledagum 9 років тому +4

      He will do every prison

    • @pancakeninja153
      @pancakeninja153 9 років тому +2

      He says he will already do every prison.

    • @tashacook1028
      @tashacook1028 9 років тому +1

      I hope he does prison elipson the cells are fence guards can see you from everywhere

    • @woodstock1072
      @woodstock1072 9 років тому +1

      Camp Epsilon is a pain in the BUTTT.

    • @callettamclean
      @callettamclean 9 років тому +1

      I agree

  • @nhotmyrhealname3351
    @nhotmyrhealname3351 9 років тому +32

    .Just imagine Jack's voice as one of the GPS voices.....MAN, that'd be awesome.

    • @DestineeHope
      @DestineeHope 9 років тому +7

      Turn right...LIKE A BOSS

    • @nhotmyrhealname3351
      @nhotmyrhealname3351 9 років тому +10

      Destinée H. Every time you quickly accelerate.
      SPEED IS KEY!!!!

    • @elishaduggan997
      @elishaduggan997 9 років тому +8

      You miss a turn.... FUCK IT!!!

    • @cherry-phoenix
      @cherry-phoenix 9 років тому +8

      Recalculating.... TURN RIGHT NOW!!!!!

    • @gconklin2012
      @gconklin2012 9 років тому +9

      YOU FUCKIN IDIOT YOU MISSED THE TURN... now we gotta turn back around up here.... now this time DON'T MISS THE FUCKIN TURN

  • @grim6935
    @grim6935 8 років тому +34

    When i found jack, i was actually happy about his loud intros and found them cool. Is that normal? cuz i know im not =3

  • @spazternaughtgame
    @spazternaughtgame 9 років тому +23

    Is it bad that all I could imagine was an image of Jack shoving chicken into an inmates mouth screaming "LOVE ME!" ?

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 9 років тому +1

      Rofl, that's hilarious

    • @skylurkin
      @skylurkin 9 років тому

      I need fanart of that.

    • @6Atlas
      @6Atlas 9 років тому +3

      Thatd be an amazing fanart

    • @TyphonDrums
      @TyphonDrums 9 років тому +1

      Hansen Rao I think it means "Rolling on the floor laughing" but I'm not sure.

    • @bertkarlsson9661
      @bertkarlsson9661 9 років тому

      +hansen rao Rolling On Flor Laughing

  • @doomjunyu_
    @doomjunyu_ 9 років тому +52

    TUFF AND BOUGH

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +19

      Doom Junyu Bough?

    • @doomjunyu_
      @doomjunyu_ 9 років тому +5

      Switched the two 1st letters of the title

    • @Play_It_Cool_
      @Play_It_Cool_ 9 років тому

      The Jing of the Kungle is a Runny Babbit

    • @doomjunyu_
      @doomjunyu_ 9 років тому

      83at80x5tar G4m35 Nwesome, Aice

    • @LohJiaHung
      @LohJiaHung 9 років тому

      "tuff" is pronounced similar to "tough"
      Mo Yama Fs Iat

  • @alenpoehlman5913
    @alenpoehlman5913 9 років тому +50

    hes gonna be awesome, hes gonna be... bossom?

    • @hotchillimantbc781
      @hotchillimantbc781 9 років тому

      OMG I READ THAT AT THE DAME TIME HE SAID IT IN THE VID AND IT WAX LIKE HE SAID IT FOR ME THAT WAS SO COOL

    • @semtexczlp9853
      @semtexczlp9853 9 років тому

      +Hotchilliman 2001 Learn grammar -_-

    • @semtexczlp9853
      @semtexczlp9853 9 років тому

      +Hotchilliman 2001 Learn grammar -_-

    • @hotchillimantbc781
      @hotchillimantbc781 9 років тому

      +SemtexCZLP learn not to repeat yourself

    • @semtexczlp9853
      @semtexczlp9853 9 років тому

      omg its youtube glitch you idiot -_-

  • @notclickbait9467
    @notclickbait9467 8 років тому +26

    Jack: The title is going to be tough and buff. Me: * looks at title and face palms.

  • @axelmok498
    @axelmok498 9 років тому +70

    Am I the only one who clicked on Jack's channel and though I hope he uploaded the Escapists today.

  • @raendrag3455
    @raendrag3455 9 років тому +121

    Listened with headphones at full volume. I think I've gone slightly deaf.

  • @marksecular5409
    @marksecular5409 9 років тому +32

    Put contrabands in the unoccupied desk because guards don't Chetnik it

    • @bradanglascoe3830
      @bradanglascoe3830 9 років тому

      Golden Deuce smart idea

    • @pugyoda8234
      @pugyoda8234 9 років тому

      He should do that!

    • @ulysesgarganza7185
      @ulysesgarganza7185 9 років тому

      i did that i lost a guard outfit and a shovel the next day (as in i just put it in the desk for the night went to save i went to get it and it wasn't there AT ALL instead it was replaced with junk i don't need)

    • @mytimeskipisunbeatable4512
      @mytimeskipisunbeatable4512 9 років тому

      People steal from there

    • @ulysesgarganza7185
      @ulysesgarganza7185 9 років тому

      the AI prisoners don't steal they just go in you're cell and look at your desk same for librarian and mailman assuming its not you unassigned desk randomize the items inside

  • @potatochoco4369
    @potatochoco4369 7 років тому +4

    16:56 Jack liking his food
    17:06 Someone saying ditch the chef

  • @mojoparty70
    @mojoparty70 9 років тому +37

    Hi Jack, I have been going to the toughest week of my life. My friends betrayed me. I have been hurt emotionally and physically. Without your video's I don't think I would have made it through. When I came home from school all I could think of is watching your next video. Thank you jack for being so amazing. Sadly many UA-camrs change when they reach a high goal. You help so many people including me. The community is amazing and I can't believe how nice they are. Again I thank you for being amazing and keep being BOSS!!

  • @AnyaKimochi
    @AnyaKimochi 9 років тому +64

    I just had an idea when you picked up a prisoner. What happens if you dug a hole beforehand and dump the unconscious prisoner in the hole? Does it work?

    • @nunutrxh
      @nunutrxh 9 років тому +3

      +Anya You can't enter a hole with a body in your hand.
      And even if it works, he will just come back next morning in his bed.

    • @AnyaKimochi
      @AnyaKimochi 9 років тому +3

      Ah danggg. I'd like to see that xD

    • @broncobear8463
      @broncobear8463 9 років тому +1

      +Anya ikr 😂😂😂😂

    • @ice5730
      @ice5730 6 років тому +4

      it works in real life.........dont ask how

    • @legocommandercody7126
      @legocommandercody7126 6 років тому +1

      That is exactly what I was thinking

  • @GreenLemonGames
    @GreenLemonGames 9 років тому +6

    Yes, you are loud and obnoxious, but that's truly you, and that is what 3.7 million people love about you, including me :) stay awesome, jack

  • @elivandrisse
    @elivandrisse 4 роки тому +4

    My first thought of Jack was, "wow, he brings so much positive energy to his vids!"

  • @blazegigney1350
    @blazegigney1350 8 років тому +28

    i love you jack and im loud as heck

  • @weavileforce3654
    @weavileforce3654 9 років тому +5

    12:29 This prison is so tough that it can stop prisoners who resort to breaking the laws of physics.

  • @saintlaurentluke
    @saintlaurentluke 9 років тому +42

    i think they should add a easteregg like this, you can find a secret character at a exact time, it will be a man named jack with a hoe and if you check his inventory you would find a hat simular to jack's hat! :D

    • @saintlaurentluke
      @saintlaurentluke 9 років тому +3

      also i think its so fucking cool that Sean spends part of his time daily to reply to comments. HOW ARE YOU SO NICE!?!?

    • @tehepicgam3r617
      @tehepicgam3r617 9 років тому

      ***** he wasant asking for that

    • @kaahs12
      @kaahs12 9 років тому

      ***** cuz youre being a douchebag

    • @chiro7481
      @chiro7481 9 років тому

      Teh Epic Gam3r i just have to tell you that you wrote wasant

    • @kadenfrasert4969
      @kadenfrasert4969 9 років тому

      You said he wasant asking for that dumbass

  • @normalperson5898
    @normalperson5898 7 років тому +17

    You know how the game isn't running in real time, it's like 2 seconds per minute right? well imagine seeing a guy skip this slow in real life 17:29

    • @joehales6153
      @joehales6153 5 років тому

      Yeah but officially it's 1minute per second.
      Still funny though

    • @decoture3822
      @decoture3822 4 роки тому

      imagine taking 1 minute to skip once

  • @laki4006
    @laki4006 9 років тому +61

    IF YOU ARE BEING CHASED, LET HIM HIT YOU NEAR THE GUARDS. YOU WILL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTERWARDS :)

    • @12trillioniq25
      @12trillioniq25 9 років тому

      I'm pretty sure we can all guess what will happen, considering what happens when other prisoners hit someone near a guard:/

    • @GreyGamesYT
      @GreyGamesYT 9 років тому +23

      MrKirill27907 He knows about that trick :)

    • @josiahvock5675
      @josiahvock5675 9 років тому +8

      his issue was there wasn't any guards around

    • @dangerboss403
      @dangerboss403 9 років тому

      True true

    • @sjm14sjm
      @sjm14sjm 9 років тому +6

      MORON, THAT DOESNT WORK AT THIS PRISON EVER CAUSE THE GAURDS ARNT AROUND FOR JOB/FREE PERIODS!

  • @juliehenley9130
    @juliehenley9130 4 роки тому +4

    a man insulting him: ditch the chef!
    another man insulting him: I vote this meal 10 out of 100

  • @cinere46
    @cinere46 8 років тому +7

    2:51 terminator reference on point 👌🏻

  • @Kaitri
    @Kaitri 4 роки тому +1

    4am rewatching this and listening to jack talking about how he started to get big on yt.
    Good times

  • @callummacdonald2389
    @callummacdonald2389 8 років тому +5

    I like how he always says top of the morning even though he usually records his videos at night, ( and I do know that's what Irish people say and that he did not make it up)

  • @screwbilly8979
    @screwbilly8979 7 років тому +3

    Jack (you’re not going to see this comment because this vid is old but i dont care)
    People who dont watch your vids dont know your personality, that’s why they think youre always loud...and they are right about that (thats not my point) but you are not only loud what a lot of people think, in the beginnig i tought you were only trying to be funny and loud but now that i’ve been watching you for 2 years i kind of know you personality and believe me: its the most beutiful personality i’ve ever seen(for you this is a good thing but for le it means i am hanging around with the wrong people i guess) you are the kindest, happyest,funnyest guy on youtube and on this world you really care about your subscribers(not in the way of caring about how many they are and stuff, that is the opposite of you) and you dare to show your emotions, you have helped me out of a depression and i’m sure i am not the only one you helped, wenever i watch your videos you can bring a smile to my face, not just because you are funny(as well because you are funny, don’t worry) but also because whenever i watch your videos i remember how nice people can be
    Thank you for everything

  • @michaellott9462
    @michaellott9462 9 років тому +14

    I saw a guy in the backround say "Freezing in here isn't it?" When it's super hot. It's at around 2:59 and 3:00 at the top of the screen.

    • @davidhoward3067
      @davidhoward3067 9 років тому +2

      It was a joke

    • @thegrimm54321
      @thegrimm54321 9 років тому

      You must not get sarcasm lol

    • @michaellott9462
      @michaellott9462 9 років тому

      thegrimm54321 The guy was black. Your logic stinks.

    • @newyorksveryown5603
      @newyorksveryown5603 9 років тому

      Michael Lott sense when does race have to do with being sarcastic..

    • @michaellott9462
      @michaellott9462 9 років тому

      ᅟᅟ Black people have a hot backround. People from Boston have a cold backround.
      Chances are, that black's a local.

  • @kew1900
    @kew1900 7 років тому

    I love how at 17:00 he' s all proud of the food he made
    and how the others are eating it but while he talks about his "Bear Hands"
    they're saying "Ditch the chef!"
    "I vote this meal 10!... out of 100!"
    Better luck next time Jack!

  • @kawaiicontroller5703
    @kawaiicontroller5703 9 років тому +27

    Wait... My names Jacob, and the officer is officer Jacob. Jack salutes officer Jacob... Jack salutes me!

    • @LetsPasiderytgamer
      @LetsPasiderytgamer 9 років тому

      NOW YOU'RE A BOSS KING!

    • @Tk-sh3bf
      @Tk-sh3bf 9 років тому +1

      Better than the jesus thing ( for people who dont know people spam and say they are jesus)

    • @jacobreid423
      @jacobreid423 9 років тому

      No my names jacob

    • @HarkiratVerma01
      @HarkiratVerma01 9 років тому +3

      KawaiiController Why isn't there officer harkirat
      *Cries in a Corner*

    • @jacobreid423
      @jacobreid423 9 років тому

      HEY, MY NAMES JACOB TOO

  • @TheEpicAlec
    @TheEpicAlec 9 років тому +25

    WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD?!
    WHY ARE YOU SO IRISH?!
    Oh wait... I think I know the answer...
    It's because you're Jacksepticeye.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +32

      TheEpicAlec DAMN STRAIGHT!

    • @TheEpicAlec
      @TheEpicAlec 9 років тому +14

      jacksepticeye Oh crap you actually replied.

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye when is the next sims?

    • @grandprix2805
      @grandprix2805 9 років тому

      Wow... Thats bad :/

  • @BijutsuYoukai
    @BijutsuYoukai 9 років тому +5

    Something about the idea of someone just skipping rope in prison with pockets full of chicken tickles me.

  • @sweetyouths6916
    @sweetyouths6916 8 років тому

    awee that look he gave while saying 'thats baaad... right?" was adorable!! xx

  • @ethankim4197
    @ethankim4197 4 роки тому +4

    Who told him about the Minefields? I wanted to see his reaction to getting screwed over. Damn you.

  • @SuzyLuOfficial
    @SuzyLuOfficial 9 років тому +9

    Ireland kicked butt in the Rugby!!!

    • @aquarius_gaurav
      @aquarius_gaurav 3 роки тому +1

      Oh, I see you were here long long ago lol. How time has changed.

  • @Terriermon_X
    @Terriermon_X 9 років тому +7

    Woo hoo new episode. I love the escapists

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +8

      Jamie Orozco WOO

    • @rewzel9304
      @rewzel9304 9 років тому

      Plz more escapit like every 5 days and make a plated out fit instead if padded plate is better you use metal btw

    • @yasbethcisneros
      @yasbethcisneros 9 років тому

      Yeeeee

    • @linrayakashithewolfboy9070
      @linrayakashithewolfboy9070 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye I DEMAND THE HIGHEST OF FIVES AND A SHOT TO LOWER MY DAMM BOSS LEVEL CUZ ITS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!

  • @nicole-jk4kq
    @nicole-jk4kq 8 років тому

    I love how at 17:00 Jack talks about his delicious chicken he made, and then some guy says 'Ditch the chef!'

  • @scarlethub5997
    @scarlethub5997 9 років тому +46

    WHOS BOSS JACKSEPTICEYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SPEED IS KEY! DIE BILLY!

  • @beckyyoung5604
    @beckyyoung5604 8 років тому +9

    Jack: the title will be tough and buff
    Me: it's called buff and tough though

  • @TheRealEldot
    @TheRealEldot 9 років тому +64

    JACK I LOVE YOU!!!
    In a non homosexual way

  • @blueandbronze5000
    @blueandbronze5000 8 років тому

    I found this channel on a goat sim video, and I thought that you yelled too much. A few months later, I found the channel again, and the videos where even better, so I subscribed. You do not yell too much!!

  • @TheDexy
    @TheDexy 8 років тому +8

    You want a friend that's super strong and fast so he beats people up

  • @papyrus1103
    @papyrus1103 9 років тому +34

    Hey Jack! I got an idea! (even though you might not even notice this message.) How about you do an activity every saturday that lets your fans get to know you better as well as you brightening their day as always. For example one week your fans can ask you for advice or make a game on twitter that lets your fans finish the story. If other septicfans agree like this comment and Jack if you are going to read please reply and stay awesome LIKE A BOSS!!!!

    • @amzohq
      @amzohq 9 років тому

      That's a cool idea

    • @jimiholster
      @jimiholster 9 років тому

      Sounds awesome! jacksepticeye

    • @12trillioniq25
      @12trillioniq25 9 років тому +2

      He does reading your comments and the occasionally vlog, I think that's enough. Also, he's said he doesn't want too much of vlogs or things like that.

    • @jimiholster
      @jimiholster 9 років тому +3

      Billy VoHagen thats true do

    • @papyrus1103
      @papyrus1103 9 років тому +3

      I know that too but this isn't for getting more subs, its for getting us to get to know jack better or him getting to know us.

  • @ohyeahyeah1986
    @ohyeahyeah1986 9 років тому +6

    JackSepticEye, I have noticed that there have been a lot of trolls trying to get attention but most people are ignoring them so I think the community is doing a great job. Most comments are people replying to each other and all are positive. Could you please mention this in your next Vlog so you can just get this message out there so people are encouraged to do even better and harder work.
    LIKE A BOSS!

  • @bananacheese2335
    @bananacheese2335 7 років тому +1

    At 17:07 Isaiah said,"Ditch the chef!"
    LOL!

  • @jaocbcampbell390
    @jaocbcampbell390 9 років тому +7

    You almost have 4 Mil. subs Congrats man!!

  • @killaclipzhaze147
    @killaclipzhaze147 8 років тому +9

    When.jack said the chicken that your eating i made that and then 3 sec later a guy said DITCH THE CHEF

  • @Weaselcake
    @Weaselcake 9 років тому +5

    I love you!!!your my favorite you tuber!! Once on a class project I added you in it to get more subs and it worked!!love ya bro!!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 років тому +8

      ***** haha thank you :D I appreciate the support

    • @Weaselcake
      @Weaselcake 9 років тому

      jacksepticeye Your welcome...Hai do you know if your ever going to come to Va someday, i want to meet you?

  • @Ugh718
    @Ugh718 3 роки тому +2

    6:20:Excuse me *_W H A T_* !?I had no freaking idea that u could TIE PEOPLE UP in this game.Man.The things u learn like 6 years later sure are amasing aren't they?Lol

  • @jaytill2612
    @jaytill2612 9 років тому +7

    WHY IS IT ALL YELLING
    WHY IS IT SO IRISH
    i laughed too hard

  • @heal0152
    @heal0152 8 років тому +20

    Jacksepticeye did u know this: in the gift section of inmates u can give them items for money! so put ur item u want to give, put a price and u have money and he has the item

    • @lehu5611
      @lehu5611 8 років тому

      This is just under a year old. He won't see this.

    • @thatguyoverthere531
      @thatguyoverthere531 8 років тому

      Rinaldo Kiissa
      He had been doing that....

    • @heal0152
      @heal0152 8 років тому

      SliceZ ... okay i know sometimes there is problems with haters and stuff but this is fine

    • @brandonmorales2322
      @brandonmorales2322 7 років тому

      Rinaldo Kiissa dude he's been doing that with chicken this whole time

    • @brandonmorales2322
      @brandonmorales2322 7 років тому +1

      Rinaldo Kiissa no sorry didn't read the money part sorry

  • @hyperw_lf8
    @hyperw_lf8 8 років тому +5

    I had to eat dinner so I paused at 7:17 not thinking about it, I come back from dinner and see jack's/sean's face, IT'S PRICELESS. go to 7:17 and pause the video.

  • @butteredsnowman1119
    @butteredsnowman1119 7 років тому +1

    I fucking love that an old man in the shower is walking up to Isaiah and saying "hey boy, want some chicken" and pulls chicken out of his underwear.

  • @anjam6459
    @anjam6459 8 років тому +2

    jack: i'm lovable, right?
    me: *hugs screen*

  • @luazinha1996
    @luazinha1996 9 років тому +5

    "WHY IS IT SO IRISH"
    I just love how he makes jokes about every nationality.
    That's right Jack, everyone gets shit!

  • @RobertAniFreak
    @RobertAniFreak 9 років тому +9

    Speaking of people complaining and calling UA-camrs names.... What seriously boggles my mind is when you have people who hate a person or game so much, yet they search it up, load the video, watch it then complain about how much they hate it

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 9 років тому

      Agree!!!

    • @Waterstreak
      @Waterstreak 9 років тому +2

      I agree completely, the comment sections are now this 25% Spam
      25% suggestions. 1% Good comments like the one RobertAniFreak wrote and then 24% People being idiots complaining at things they hate about the video

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 9 років тому

      Completely agree.

    • @RobertAniFreak
      @RobertAniFreak 9 років тому

      Waterstreak 1234 Thanks for the support, sometimes people call me "Anti social" or a "smartass" but better that then being a dumb ass
      Still get a headache from selfies and twerking bullshit

  • @liljoe8952
    @liljoe8952 7 років тому

    this and the turmoil playtroughs are my favorite. I'm rewatching them both.

  • @maddiecat872
    @maddiecat872 9 років тому +8

    POP GOES DA WEASEL!!! X'D love you Jack!

    • @maddiecat872
      @maddiecat872 9 років тому

      And is the guy's face in the thumbnail Randy Orton? (If I spelled that right...) Bruhhhh. John Cena rules.

  • @michaelmoffat7513
    @michaelmoffat7513 9 років тому +75

    My GF always says how can u watch that annoying Irish guy it's just shouting lol

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ 9 років тому +7

      Well then she's a jerk, and why would you post that here?

    • @Gaba_Ghoul
      @Gaba_Ghoul 9 років тому +1

      I know!Sometimes GFs can be annoying as fuck.

    • @drewtime1
      @drewtime1 9 років тому

      mackenzie gomez *Facepalm*

    • @captaincrazah6155
      @captaincrazah6155 9 років тому +10

      The moment you realise you should kill your girlfriend

    • @donaldpolinek1406
      @donaldpolinek1406 9 років тому

      CrazahGamez the moment you realize your over reacting

  • @mell2911
    @mell2911 9 років тому +4

    Welcome to the 301club... refreshments in the next room.. WE HAVE CAKE!

    • @ninjalantern5024
      @ninjalantern5024 9 років тому +2

      Entertainment will be with us shortly!

    • @metrion4244
      @metrion4244 9 років тому +1

      were is the entertainment

    • @metrion4244
      @metrion4244 9 років тому

      weres the doritos and the mountain dew

  • @KagekiriToriko
    @KagekiriToriko 7 років тому

    I know this is an old series and you may never see this comment but if you do I just want to say thank you Jack. Today I lost the girl that basically meant the world to me and it was so difficult... But I started watching your videos and it made me laugh and cheered me up a bit. Your videos... helped me take my mind off of the most difficult break up of my life... So again, from the bottom of my heart, Thank you Jack. For being able to brighten up my darkest day

  • @Obamna1012-
    @Obamna1012- 4 роки тому +11

    Who’s re-watching Jacksepticeye’s series to cure the pandemic boredom?

  • @emmasmith2042
    @emmasmith2042 8 років тому +46

    I love you Jack don't worry😂💜

  • @redarcher1277
    @redarcher1277 8 років тому +8

    i loved the escapists ps if i met jack i would yell at my scream to yell harder

  • @jenniferhudson3937
    @jenniferhudson3937 8 років тому +2

    JACK you are obnoxius and loud AND I LOVE IT

  • @AwesomesauceMan2
    @AwesomesauceMan2 8 років тому +84

    Who is watching at 12 MILLION

  • @SecretjohnnyTF2
    @SecretjohnnyTF2 9 років тому +7

    I dared a friend who didn't know your channel to wear headphones and put on full volume... He went deaf for 5 minutes

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 9 років тому +2

      Lol you cruel cruel person. Just kidding I did the same thing to my sister on a happy wheels video. She's stil not speaking to me.

    • @SecretjohnnyTF2
      @SecretjohnnyTF2 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @sithlordben4434
      @sithlordben4434 9 років тому +1

      Carman Striker15 Is she just angry, or can she still not here when you speak to her?

    • @mr.dickbutt4034
      @mr.dickbutt4034 9 років тому

      He isn't that loud xD
      I always watch him with full volume.

    • @megan393
      @megan393 9 років тому

      +Carmen Striker15 I bet he was yelling at Billy

  • @yourdrivinginstructor9199
    @yourdrivinginstructor9199 8 років тому +4

    LOVE YOU BRO!

  • @iNeon-03
    @iNeon-03 Рік тому +1

    Jack just saying “f*ck it anyway” is the funniest thing ever

  • @bobcrumlett6492
    @bobcrumlett6492 9 років тому +5

    I think somebody in the cafeteria said "I vote this food ten out of ten"

    • @devastatingturtle2294
      @devastatingturtle2294 9 років тому +10

      no it said 10 out of 100

    • @harry7476
      @harry7476 9 років тому

      (I know I'm late)
      Another one said: ditch the chef

    • @abzolutnikznut5476
      @abzolutnikznut5476 9 років тому

      and another one said he dont give a fuck

    • @blobjav8315
      @blobjav8315 8 років тому

      +Bob Crumlett No, they always say ten out of 100.

  • @volcanic0321
    @volcanic0321 7 років тому +3

    Jack needed 8more intelligence to put a battery into a sock...

  • @oliviaminnich6581
    @oliviaminnich6581 9 років тому +1

    You are an amazing youtuber, I love watching your videos, keep on doing what you are doing, SPEED IS KEY, LIKE A BOSS!!!!!

  • @MatthewDax
    @MatthewDax 9 років тому +6

    One good job is librarian or mail man because during your job you can go in others cells with out getting caught(ONLY DURING YOUR JOB) .

    • @MatthewDax
      @MatthewDax 9 років тому +1

      tie the person in the morning to the person with the job you want. then he will lose the job.

    • @declanhennessy863
      @declanhennessy863 9 років тому

      kitchen is better, you can get peoples opinions up, which is important for getting out of the prison

    • @declanhennessy863
      @declanhennessy863 9 років тому

      dorsey pineda giving cooked chicken to people raises their opinions, and what the other prisoners say doesnt mean anything

    • @nebraskafan9182
      @nebraskafan9182 9 років тому

      MatthewsEpicGameplay All jobs have a bonus, the tailor job can give you socks to make maces.

    • @TheSUPERx500
      @TheSUPERx500 9 років тому

      there is no guards inside the prison at free periods or job periods