Security Officer Jay - Web Redemption - Tosh.0
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- Daniel enters the top-secret safety bunker of Security Officer Jay and helps modernize Jay’s business by making his pre-recorded messages available on a brand-new app.
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"Is there a lot of crime in Atlanta?"
"HELL YES."
I love how wholesome and genuine some of these guys are Tosh interviews. They don’t know how to handle him hahaha
Andrew Hartley exactly this 😂😂
When I heard his voice, I would have sworn he was the "beans and cornbread" guy.
Same
That or a crip nigga cheuuzz😭
🤣🤣
Yes
Beans and cornbread!
seeing Daniel get caught off guard was the cleanest best pleasure
Two words... Role playing chatroom dude
I don't even want these cookies anymore. I'm just trying to go to the beach.
Web redemptions like this don't come around often. Tosh is going to want them again and again.
N T yea but I’m cute though, built good
@@tailwhup oh cawd! I haven't even showered yet!
Not gonna lie, the way the concrete seams line up PERFECTLY with the lines on the security feed monitor...so satisfying. It reset my soul when I saw it. Must be an obsessive compulsive on his effects team, and for that we thank you.
Man the dog bark was ON POINT
I got everything under control here fellas, see you back at the station😝
Tosh is a good man lowkey. He can literally pick anyone to come on HIS show, but he chooses to shed light on certain people. This being someone who's literally trying to prevent domestic abuse
Cringe
@@swimfan752 Your name is swimfan, u the one that's cringe
ey tell em im SLEEP
Lmao this has "translate to english" on it 😂 ebonics translator
T: Are there a lot of police?
SOJ: Yeah, the one's that are still alive.
Now, a man with solid reasoning like that has got to know what he's talking about.
“GET EM JAY!”
Facts lol
😂😂😂😂
“I’m asleep, come back later!”
That got me - I thought that was actually somebody sleeping
I’m going to keep asking- WHEN DOES THE NEW TOSH SEASON AIR???
Oof, president stay at home or go the prisons he built said shut your mouth and line up for more vaccinations every 6 months until autism doesn’t need a diagnosis anymore.
I am very disappointed I couldn't find this app on the play store
Same, even tried the website
Gotta go to CDBaby guys lol
5:33 I hate how Tosh reads the sign, lmfao
Feel like Jay needs to change his sign wording a bit 🤣
The golf cart hahahahaha
Staying safe is NO JOKE
"I could be a poodle if i wanted..."
Words to live by
@@michellestoeffler4881 sure you did
It is amazing and hilarious how people just can't understand how something is funny about what they are doing this guy is a good person but it is undeniable how funny he has gone about doing these things
He is a total moron and is a waste of oxygen for the earth
Good intentions but good intentions dont save lives.
4:38 “WHO YOU KNOW FRESHER THAN HOV? RIDDLE ME THAT. THE REST OF Y’LL KNOW WHERE I’M LYRICALLY AT.”
That's the first thing that came to my mind when I heard that
6:59 I didn't know Tyrone Biggums was also a math tutor.
I get it
He can't be around kids... Red balls
Lmaoo
6:23 Tosh trying not to laugh cracked me up.
"He's gonna pull out more than that knife." I'm surprised Daniel didn't comment on that.
"Whatcha doing? ...(Muffled)..Get him Jay !" - Tried & Tested technique .
Every door the murderer knocks on has a Jay
Credit Jay for trying to do more with less. Most people with a sub-80 IQs are relegated to minimum wage jobs for life, but this guy is trying to be an entrepreneur. Respect.
You’re absolutely right. That’s why we all really appreciate everything you do for us at Burger King. Respect.
Get em jay !!
Dude watched a season of forensic files on Netflix & was talking through every episode & had an AH HA moment... 😂 😆
Good idea my go to sound is the slide stop release. When that don't work what comes after certainly will.
Move to Thailand buddy
Best line lmao
Yo that C.D audio repellent looks like it might work tho...even for them noisy ass neighbors early in the morning.
if she cant reach the peephole to see whose on the other side, how would she know which tape to play based on whose standing behind the door
It aint no tape man its a cd. So stuck in the 80s..... Aint even gonna discuss apps
Complimentary step stool maybe
"The ones that are alive" Jeez...
What a genuinely nice guy
"Move to Thailand buddy"
Beans and cornbread beans and cornbread
Somebody watched Home Alone, and got an idea LUL
"Top Flight Security of the World Craiggg!" 😂😂😂
He sounds like a mix of beans and cornbread and x12 😂
He does a better dog then DMX because he has a mic and equipment😂
Has he gone public yet? Definitely want to get in early on this
I love this Dude. 😁
Did he get the idea from the movie Home Alone? Lol
😂😂GET EM JAY
Beans and Cornbread
The dog barking reminded me of Lester's home from GTA
Aye im sleep come back Lata aye tell em im sleep mayne 😂😂😂😂
This is a good one.
Tell em come back later I’m sleep lmfao
12 gauge greeting works 100% of the time
LOL i miss highschool projects. Gettin' a boombox, check.
I love that Tosh brings the dumbest people in for interviews 😂😂
Ahh Mr. Belvedere seasons 1,2,3&6 it’s so funny cuz is so damn true seems like eventually every box set starts missing a season 2
Is that Gus’s brother from Breaking Bad?....
No
Yeah Steve Jobs did change the game but we been had MP3 players
Why he sound like South Beach Griffey though?!😂😂
No, this app isn't in Google Play. 😦
Haha I was waiting for them to do a prison skit with the cd
She played this so well
His son... the allergic drug dealer.
THIS IS AMAZING
Jay sounds like Andre Ward :)
Ey tell em I'm sleep, come back later
"Candygram"
We're too old.
That’s actually a pretty good idea. Just not well dicted.
Ken looks like one of the Polonia brothers.
I love the Eddie Murphy joke
I would buy this if it actually came with all those extras
Please buy his CD.....
*He’s got 5 kids to feed!*
How ?..I want them.
Is it because he is black?
@Christopher Lee exactly😉
It's a good idea.
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an unneutered pitbull
Funny thing is the app might work
Dam that shirt looks great
If you really think about it his idea is really good though
I would actually buy that for friends
LMAO
This guy sounds like a mix between Ron Funches and Hannibal Buress
Lols go check out his website now.
It S Chinese?
@@SNNetwork It wasn't 5 months ago lol
@@FantasyTeamAdvisors what was it
You know how we do
the website don't work
The funniest guy
Actually it's common sense when you think about it. It's not a bad idea of having a prerecording.
So when's season 12?
yea but it's unusable if you're not home to press play right? cuz to have a motion or sound activation then you're gonna be paying ALOT
To be honest, the dog recording is a pretty good idea. Everyone knows the TYPE of people who break in to homes tend to be of the GROUP of people who fear dogs the most lol.
In all seriousness, if you can’t get an actual dog this is a good idea.
But just get a gun. They are the most effective way of stopping burglaries.
Dude do you spit or swallow. I always swallow its just neater and sometimes taste great...Clean up is quicker..
My dog suddenly went blind yesterday. No bullshit 😔
Ben Dover I think you maybe messing with me
Lol its actually not a bad ideah could u imagine having to worry about that.
Bruh she could barely see over the peephole lol
How did they get a golf cart through the door
I’d guess they removed the canopy and steering wheel and slid it through side ways
It’s a film set. Not a room
It's really not the worst idea
I actually looked for the app but got emediatly sad...
Russel Simmons or Donald Trump! I love this guy...
what if the burglar is a deaf mute 🤔🤔🤔
Everyone gunna be sukur
Ain't nobody gonna burglarize uppin uppin hur.
Just get a Lion.. anyone can get past a dog.. but nobody fucks with a Lion
They always seem to make me feel dirty after watching each episode
Yoi
Not a bad idea honestly