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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • Daniel enters the top-secret safety bunker of Security Officer Jay and helps modernize Jay’s business by making his pre-recorded messages available on a brand-new app.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 241

  • @refractedsight9219
    @refractedsight9219 4 роки тому +77

    "Is there a lot of crime in Atlanta?"
    "HELL YES."

  • @geraltofrivian516
    @geraltofrivian516 4 роки тому +68

    I love how wholesome and genuine some of these guys are Tosh interviews. They don’t know how to handle him hahaha

    • @JasonDeGraw
      @JasonDeGraw 4 роки тому +3

      Andrew Hartley exactly this 😂😂

  • @FTRV
    @FTRV 4 роки тому +232

    When I heard his voice, I would have sworn he was the "beans and cornbread" guy.

  • @tailwhup
    @tailwhup 4 роки тому +160

    seeing Daniel get caught off guard was the cleanest best pleasure

    • @AdamSmith-fh5wk
      @AdamSmith-fh5wk 4 роки тому +25

      Two words... Role playing chatroom dude

    • @SuperNoncents
      @SuperNoncents 4 роки тому +21

      I don't even want these cookies anymore. I'm just trying to go to the beach.

    • @chubbycrow
      @chubbycrow 4 роки тому +11

      Web redemptions like this don't come around often. Tosh is going to want them again and again.

    • @tailwhup
      @tailwhup 4 роки тому +17

      N T yea but I’m cute though, built good

    • @SuperNoncents
      @SuperNoncents 4 роки тому +12

      @@tailwhup oh cawd! I haven't even showered yet!

  • @Andy-Ajax-Jackson
    @Andy-Ajax-Jackson 3 роки тому +6

    Not gonna lie, the way the concrete seams line up PERFECTLY with the lines on the security feed monitor...so satisfying. It reset my soul when I saw it. Must be an obsessive compulsive on his effects team, and for that we thank you.

  • @joseespinoza93
    @joseespinoza93 4 роки тому +16

    Man the dog bark was ON POINT

  • @vincentmartinez4349
    @vincentmartinez4349 3 роки тому +81

    I got everything under control here fellas, see you back at the station😝

  • @breyinc3443
    @breyinc3443 4 роки тому +47

    Tosh is a good man lowkey. He can literally pick anyone to come on HIS show, but he chooses to shed light on certain people. This being someone who's literally trying to prevent domestic abuse

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 роки тому

      Cringe

    • @dankeogh5796
      @dankeogh5796 Рік тому +2

      ​@@swimfan752 Your name is swimfan, u the one that's cringe

  • @jc-xo8yd
    @jc-xo8yd 4 роки тому +55

    ey tell em im SLEEP

    • @dontcare7086
      @dontcare7086 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao this has "translate to english" on it 😂 ebonics translator

  • @johntomasik1555
    @johntomasik1555 4 роки тому +22

    T: Are there a lot of police?
    SOJ: Yeah, the one's that are still alive.
    Now, a man with solid reasoning like that has got to know what he's talking about.

  • @thatguylie4239
    @thatguylie4239 3 роки тому +25

    “GET EM JAY!”

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 3 роки тому +2

      Facts lol

    • @zj3211
      @zj3211 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @JawncoreIL
    @JawncoreIL 3 роки тому +2

    “I’m asleep, come back later!”
    That got me - I thought that was actually somebody sleeping

  • @daakrolb
    @daakrolb 4 роки тому +47

    I’m going to keep asking- WHEN DOES THE NEW TOSH SEASON AIR???

    • @TrySomeFentanyl
      @TrySomeFentanyl 3 роки тому +2

      Oof, president stay at home or go the prisons he built said shut your mouth and line up for more vaccinations every 6 months until autism doesn’t need a diagnosis anymore.

  • @h.o.g8494
    @h.o.g8494 4 роки тому +45

    I am very disappointed I couldn't find this app on the play store

  • @itsgreatness07
    @itsgreatness07 4 роки тому +6

    5:33 I hate how Tosh reads the sign, lmfao

  • @Jason-ct9rv
    @Jason-ct9rv 2 роки тому +2

    Feel like Jay needs to change his sign wording a bit 🤣

  • @abbycross90210
    @abbycross90210 4 роки тому +3

    The golf cart hahahahaha

  • @whitneyrose8125
    @whitneyrose8125 3 роки тому +8

    Staying safe is NO JOKE

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 роки тому +26

    "I could be a poodle if i wanted..."
    Words to live by

    • @funnybot4605
      @funnybot4605 4 роки тому

      @@michellestoeffler4881 sure you did

  • @MeatMachine69
    @MeatMachine69 4 роки тому +4

    It is amazing and hilarious how people just can't understand how something is funny about what they are doing this guy is a good person but it is undeniable how funny he has gone about doing these things

    • @g.g.7058
      @g.g.7058 4 роки тому

      He is a total moron and is a waste of oxygen for the earth

    • @2wheelsOrDieNC
      @2wheelsOrDieNC 2 роки тому

      Good intentions but good intentions dont save lives.

  • @nippynutzz
    @nippynutzz 4 роки тому +7

    4:38 “WHO YOU KNOW FRESHER THAN HOV? RIDDLE ME THAT. THE REST OF Y’LL KNOW WHERE I’M LYRICALLY AT.”

  • @smokinjoecool9370
    @smokinjoecool9370 4 роки тому +15

    6:59 I didn't know Tyrone Biggums was also a math tutor.

  • @mudlark4099
    @mudlark4099 Рік тому +1

    6:23 Tosh trying not to laugh cracked me up.

  • @johnnythewalrus
    @johnnythewalrus 3 роки тому +2

    "He's gonna pull out more than that knife." I'm surprised Daniel didn't comment on that.

  • @connoroverall580
    @connoroverall580 4 роки тому +6

    "Whatcha doing? ...(Muffled)..Get him Jay !" - Tried & Tested technique .

    • @rexasaurus3853
      @rexasaurus3853 3 роки тому +1

      Every door the murderer knocks on has a Jay

  • @JakeKoenig
    @JakeKoenig 2 роки тому +9

    Credit Jay for trying to do more with less. Most people with a sub-80 IQs are relegated to minimum wage jobs for life, but this guy is trying to be an entrepreneur. Respect.

    • @sortanative
      @sortanative Рік тому +6

      You’re absolutely right. That’s why we all really appreciate everything you do for us at Burger King. Respect.

  • @jordanbaray1508
    @jordanbaray1508 3 роки тому +4

    Get em jay !!

  • @ashleyice688
    @ashleyice688 4 роки тому +1

    Dude watched a season of forensic files on Netflix & was talking through every episode & had an AH HA moment... 😂 😆

  • @zack6892
    @zack6892 3 роки тому +2

    Good idea my go to sound is the slide stop release. When that don't work what comes after certainly will.

  • @Leelicious1312
    @Leelicious1312 4 роки тому +4

    Move to Thailand buddy
    Best line lmao

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 4 роки тому +12

    Yo that C.D audio repellent looks like it might work tho...even for them noisy ass neighbors early in the morning.

  • @rezapahlaviisking
    @rezapahlaviisking 4 роки тому +25

    if she cant reach the peephole to see whose on the other side, how would she know which tape to play based on whose standing behind the door

    • @wyliehudson8396
      @wyliehudson8396 4 роки тому +6

      It aint no tape man its a cd. So stuck in the 80s..... Aint even gonna discuss apps

    • @Turnheadcough
      @Turnheadcough 3 роки тому +2

      Complimentary step stool maybe

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 3 роки тому +3

    "The ones that are alive" Jeez...

  • @veryaccuratepoddcast8519
    @veryaccuratepoddcast8519 3 роки тому +2

    What a genuinely nice guy

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can 4 роки тому +9

    "Move to Thailand buddy"

  • @tsundokus
    @tsundokus 3 роки тому +1

    Beans and cornbread beans and cornbread

  • @zf5656
    @zf5656 4 роки тому +5

    Somebody watched Home Alone, and got an idea LUL

  • @fowlermatt93
    @fowlermatt93 2 роки тому

    "Top Flight Security of the World Craiggg!" 😂😂😂

  • @ejcejc4113
    @ejcejc4113 3 роки тому +1

    He sounds like a mix of beans and cornbread and x12 😂

  • @quentinf9913
    @quentinf9913 3 роки тому +2

    He does a better dog then DMX because he has a mic and equipment😂

  • @lookathisjunk8842
    @lookathisjunk8842 4 роки тому +13

    Has he gone public yet? Definitely want to get in early on this

  • @CSDonohue11
    @CSDonohue11 4 роки тому +6

    I love this Dude. 😁

  • @dandholmes
    @dandholmes 4 роки тому +2

    Did he get the idea from the movie Home Alone? Lol

  • @wheredastacksat4369
    @wheredastacksat4369 3 роки тому +1

    😂😂GET EM JAY

  • @newyorkgiantsfan5440
    @newyorkgiantsfan5440 2 роки тому +2

    Beans and Cornbread

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 4 роки тому +1

    The dog barking reminded me of Lester's home from GTA

  • @zj3211
    @zj3211 3 місяці тому

    Aye im sleep come back Lata aye tell em im sleep mayne 😂😂😂😂

  • @Will-zg4ur
    @Will-zg4ur 4 роки тому +3

    This is a good one.

  • @chrissotrill
    @chrissotrill 2 роки тому

    Tell em come back later I’m sleep lmfao

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 4 роки тому +1

    12 gauge greeting works 100% of the time

  • @zf5656
    @zf5656 4 роки тому +1

    LOL i miss highschool projects. Gettin' a boombox, check.

  • @jordandaniels1381
    @jordandaniels1381 4 роки тому +3

    I love that Tosh brings the dumbest people in for interviews 😂😂

  • @Turnheadcough
    @Turnheadcough 3 роки тому

    Ahh Mr. Belvedere seasons 1,2,3&6 it’s so funny cuz is so damn true seems like eventually every box set starts missing a season 2

  • @mesmith2526
    @mesmith2526 4 роки тому +6

    Is that Gus’s brother from Breaking Bad?....

  • @anthonybowser6147
    @anthonybowser6147 4 роки тому +2

    Yeah Steve Jobs did change the game but we been had MP3 players

  • @trillnix3043
    @trillnix3043 3 роки тому

    Why he sound like South Beach Griffey though?!😂😂

  • @HamsterK37
    @HamsterK37 3 роки тому +3

    No, this app isn't in Google Play. 😦

  • @1outta330
    @1outta330 3 роки тому

    Haha I was waiting for them to do a prison skit with the cd

  • @tamarihargrove6166
    @tamarihargrove6166 3 роки тому

    She played this so well

  • @TradBarbie
    @TradBarbie 4 роки тому +11

    His son... the allergic drug dealer.

  • @roverandmorerestore7266
    @roverandmorerestore7266 3 роки тому

    THIS IS AMAZING

  • @neolamanite
    @neolamanite 3 роки тому

    Jay sounds like Andre Ward :)

  • @hamskiemota3005
    @hamskiemota3005 3 роки тому +1

    Ey tell em I'm sleep, come back later

  • @flashinthepan3273
    @flashinthepan3273 4 роки тому +3

    "Candygram"

  • @fallrisktv
    @fallrisktv 3 роки тому +6

    That’s actually a pretty good idea. Just not well dicted.

  • @LukeWarm05
    @LukeWarm05 4 роки тому +1

    Ken looks like one of the Polonia brothers.

  • @Jake-bo6rp
    @Jake-bo6rp 2 роки тому

    I love the Eddie Murphy joke

  • @ejcejc4113
    @ejcejc4113 3 роки тому

    I would buy this if it actually came with all those extras

  • @cheeno84
    @cheeno84 4 роки тому +2

    Please buy his CD.....
    *He’s got 5 kids to feed!*

  • @crawfordwice
    @crawfordwice 3 роки тому

    It's a good idea.

  • @barrybambmessagedeletedbyy7467
    @barrybambmessagedeletedbyy7467 4 роки тому +2

    Video summary:
    Hahahahaha
    Hahahhahaha
    Hahahhahahaaha
    Hahhahhahaha
    Hahahahaha

  • @BuckingHorse-Bull
    @BuckingHorse-Bull 4 роки тому +2

    an unneutered pitbull

  • @FULLtiltSENDER
    @FULLtiltSENDER 4 роки тому +1

    Funny thing is the app might work

  • @tsundokus
    @tsundokus 3 роки тому

    Dam that shirt looks great

  • @robertwilliams373
    @robertwilliams373 3 роки тому +1

    If you really think about it his idea is really good though

  • @peeweelickdoughal639
    @peeweelickdoughal639 2 роки тому

    I would actually buy that for friends

  • @TittyTittyBangBangXX
    @TittyTittyBangBangXX 4 роки тому +1

    LMAO

  • @angelastake2420
    @angelastake2420 4 роки тому

    This guy sounds like a mix between Ron Funches and Hannibal Buress

  • @FantasyTeamAdvisors
    @FantasyTeamAdvisors 4 роки тому +5

    Lols go check out his website now.

  • @Maybe1Someday
    @Maybe1Someday 2 роки тому

    You know how we do

  • @DonDiesel885
    @DonDiesel885 4 роки тому +2

    the website don't work

  • @korydugger5707
    @korydugger5707 4 роки тому

    The funniest guy

  • @second2nonebut1
    @second2nonebut1 3 роки тому +1

    Actually it's common sense when you think about it. It's not a bad idea of having a prerecording.

  • @chriswave1992
    @chriswave1992 4 роки тому

    So when's season 12?

  • @raymxslappedyall3660
    @raymxslappedyall3660 2 роки тому

    yea but it's unusable if you're not home to press play right? cuz to have a motion or sound activation then you're gonna be paying ALOT

  • @peterlombardo4301
    @peterlombardo4301 Рік тому

    To be honest, the dog recording is a pretty good idea. Everyone knows the TYPE of people who break in to homes tend to be of the GROUP of people who fear dogs the most lol.
    In all seriousness, if you can’t get an actual dog this is a good idea.
    But just get a gun. They are the most effective way of stopping burglaries.

  • @lylel5707
    @lylel5707 4 роки тому +6

    Dude do you spit or swallow. I always swallow its just neater and sometimes taste great...Clean up is quicker..

  • @Thesportguy102
    @Thesportguy102 4 роки тому +1

    My dog suddenly went blind yesterday. No bullshit 😔

    • @Thesportguy102
      @Thesportguy102 4 роки тому

      Ben Dover I think you maybe messing with me

  • @anthonyhewitt9397
    @anthonyhewitt9397 4 роки тому +1

    Lol its actually not a bad ideah could u imagine having to worry about that.

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 3 роки тому

    Bruh she could barely see over the peephole lol

  • @stratsteveo106
    @stratsteveo106 4 роки тому +1

    How did they get a golf cart through the door

    • @cookncrook6902
      @cookncrook6902 3 роки тому

      I’d guess they removed the canopy and steering wheel and slid it through side ways

    • @TylerConkling
      @TylerConkling 3 роки тому

      It’s a film set. Not a room

  • @johnhadley3221
    @johnhadley3221 3 роки тому

    It's really not the worst idea

  • @JimmyJones666
    @JimmyJones666 2 роки тому

    I actually looked for the app but got emediatly sad...

  • @GT-zm5ji
    @GT-zm5ji 4 місяці тому

    Russel Simmons or Donald Trump! I love this guy...

  • @Myspam666
    @Myspam666 3 роки тому

    what if the burglar is a deaf mute 🤔🤔🤔

  • @joshse8709
    @joshse8709 4 роки тому +7

    Everyone gunna be sukur

    • @connoroverall580
      @connoroverall580 4 роки тому

      Ain't nobody gonna burglarize uppin uppin hur.

  • @stanleyshady9465
    @stanleyshady9465 3 роки тому

    Just get a Lion.. anyone can get past a dog.. but nobody fucks with a Lion

  • @rdEyrapr
    @rdEyrapr 2 роки тому

    They always seem to make me feel dirty after watching each episode

  • @erikjones8188
    @erikjones8188 2 роки тому

    Yoi

  • @ericsmith2816
    @ericsmith2816 3 роки тому

    Not a bad idea honestly