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  • Опубліковано 11 жов 2024
  • A music producer whose wealth may not match up to his boasts shares some of his secrets to success with Daniel.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 554

  • @thewalkinglatte3971
    @thewalkinglatte3971 4 роки тому +590

    For a person with a ridiculous personality, mark 5 seems oddly responsible.

    • @willisattack
      @willisattack 4 роки тому +30

      He's a better manager than producer lol

    • @alwayslearning2190
      @alwayslearning2190 4 роки тому +7

      I was JUST thinking the same thing

    • @bam6213
      @bam6213 3 роки тому +12

      Keeping those receipts for the recommended 7 years. 😂😂😂

    • @DonEnzone
      @DonEnzone 3 роки тому +5

      Aow

    • @RickR69
      @RickR69 3 роки тому +1

      If you discount him tanning until his skin burns for that crispy melanoma in his 40s, yeah I guess.

  • @AR-ly7yt
    @AR-ly7yt 4 роки тому +450

    He should produce the gratata dude, they would make a great couple

    • @xaviersuarez5440
      @xaviersuarez5440 4 роки тому +32

      His name is Brian silva, show some respect for the fufu king

    • @donaldjp100
      @donaldjp100 4 роки тому +8

      Grrrratata 😌😖

    • @TheChuckwagonLite
      @TheChuckwagonLite 4 роки тому +5

      Literally thought the same thing

    • @RavenMoonChild00
      @RavenMoonChild00 4 роки тому +4

      And ice jj fish

    • @mr.notsocreative
      @mr.notsocreative 4 роки тому +11

      He’s busy getting his salad tossed in prison. But I would definitely buy that album off SoundCloud

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 4 роки тому +103

    “Mark 5 wanna pay for everything! Hopefully 40% off. And Uber Pool. And free condoms. Woooo!”

    • @PropheticFate
      @PropheticFate 3 роки тому +6

      ahhahah he's a true baller forreal though. Still paying, just not full price! Frugal Billionaire's Club

  • @eternalreign2313
    @eternalreign2313 3 роки тому +60

    That's my new motto in life, "don't waste time trying to perfect something when you could be doing another 20 projects". Now I waste time trying to come up with 19 more projects that I don't have to perfect.

    • @ivonned32
      @ivonned32 3 роки тому +6

      I think that is call ADHD 😄

  • @jamesedghill3726
    @jamesedghill3726 4 роки тому +199

    I am 100% sure bumblebee got repossessed

  • @grantmejia9925
    @grantmejia9925 4 роки тому +158

    This was a much lighter and less depressive aspect of mental illness.

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb Рік тому +1

      How would you even diagnose this? He reminds me of a friend that had few parents and prob not a lot of meat

    • @jasminemacintosh
      @jasminemacintosh 10 місяців тому +2

      @@deadmeatjbwhat??

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb 10 місяців тому

      @@jasminemacintosh hetero twinks like to compensate

    • @HowieRaps
      @HowieRaps 9 місяців тому

      ​@@deadmeatjbwhat kinda friend is that? 🤣

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb 9 місяців тому

      @@HowieRaps a tall strong masculine confident man who's going to have a family heslthy regardless

  • @danielbonham1466
    @danielbonham1466 4 роки тому +158

    Assuming he is a troll, I actually kind of like this kid. He is just so over the top, it’s fun to watch 👌

    • @virgilslaymaker6258
      @virgilslaymaker6258 6 місяців тому

      I think there’s an aspect. Like I feel he has some self awareness and is playing it up a bit. But I also think he’s just a guy who’s kinda living his best life in a way that’s like surprisingly endearing. Like how many people can say did they do what they love in the way that Mark five does. And also, I think he plays it up and is having fun. He also seems like he’s got a pretty decent moral compass. I would watch a docuseries about Mark five lol.

  • @reidsimonson
    @reidsimonson 4 роки тому +29

    “Good to be Daniel Tosh!”
    “Some days”
    Lol that was great!

  • @livecoilarchive1458
    @livecoilarchive1458 Рік тому +32

    The fact Mark 5 pays for Pro Tools out of pocket is very respectable.

  • @369-i9q
    @369-i9q 3 роки тому +141

    He seemed surprisingly cool for how douchy he acts

  • @mn_twisted4319
    @mn_twisted4319 4 роки тому +277

    He’s like a preppy version of takeshi 69

  • @gyro-j
    @gyro-j 4 роки тому +64

    A character straight out of GTA V

    • @craksmoker3896
      @craksmoker3896 3 роки тому +2

      That's basically this whole show lol

  • @joeg5414
    @joeg5414 4 роки тому +256

    He's got to be a troll. No way this guy is serious.

    • @doinksinamish1593
      @doinksinamish1593 4 роки тому +33

      Hes flexing a Camaro 🤣hes a joke either way

    • @DaBuick
      @DaBuick 4 роки тому +3

      doinks in amish nothing shows success like flaunting the products of a failed car manufacturer.

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 роки тому +3

      How is this a surprise to you? This screams early 2000s energy 😂

    • @kreature7946
      @kreature7946 4 роки тому +5

      Yup just like Krispy Kreme

    • @austingcomedy
      @austingcomedy 4 роки тому +5

      this is the joke, people

  • @dlarremore
    @dlarremore 4 роки тому +28

    "Any mediums in that stack?"
    "No!"

  • @briggyb
    @briggyb 4 роки тому +153

    He's like a mini Dax Shepard.

    • @sidthesloth12
      @sidthesloth12 4 роки тому +4

      That's what I thought too

    • @evita6208
      @evita6208 4 роки тому +2

      Mixed with a little Stuart from The Big Bang Theory.

    • @stayce751
      @stayce751 4 роки тому

      Lmao😂😂😂😂

    • @notchback93
      @notchback93 4 роки тому +2

      Except he’s far more entertaining than Dax Shepard

    • @briggyb
      @briggyb 4 роки тому +1

      @@notchback93 true!!

  • @dirtymike1274
    @dirtymike1274 4 роки тому +38

    Tosh's interviewing skills in this are A+

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +132

    I’m just glad tosh still has lesbians on his show

  • @dukeetannerpuppypd2275
    @dukeetannerpuppypd2275 4 роки тому +56

    If MTV Cribs is vintage than I am ancient LOL

    • @tommynorthwood
      @tommynorthwood 4 роки тому +2

      Kids think last years phone is 'vintage' its okay

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 4 роки тому +1

      Wasn't cribs 20 years ago?

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +1

      I remember when MTV showed videos. I know that is a cliche? But I remember seeing Beastie Boys videos on MTV
      I watched “The Head” and “The Max.”
      I loved “Aeon Lux” and “Daria.”
      Okay...I am going to get my “boomer ass” back to work.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 4 роки тому

      @@Tigerman1138
      Aeon Flux
      I remember videos before MTV.

    • @gaarasama1719
      @gaarasama1719 3 роки тому

      What are you doing out of bed Grandpa?! I'm tryin to bang your nurse GTFO

  • @ishtar0077
    @ishtar0077 4 роки тому +12

    For the people making fun of him. He's out there and trying to make his dream into reality. He doesn't care if he looks foolish. He actually when on Daniel Tosh program knowing that they were going to make fun of him, he didn't care. When on show and had good time making this video on Comedy central with Daniel. He has courage and doesn't take himself too serious. Most of us are so afraid that people are gonna make fun of us. Look at kid having fun while trying his luck and if his dreams come true it was worth it. People are making living in ways that our parents only image but couldn't risk their pride to try.
    I'm here on UA-cam watching him , I'm aware of his presence in this life.
    A fool that doesn't care about your unkind words only cares about his dreams coming true. Dream big and loose the shame and self doubt
    'Dolemite is My Name ' comes to mind...search it Netflix or UA-cam

    • @UsernametakenOMFG
      @UsernametakenOMFG 4 роки тому +3

      Ye for real, dude DJ's and makes music. Making a living doing what he loves to do.

    • @gerggerggy7757
      @gerggerggy7757 4 роки тому

      @Boco Corwin owww!

  • @leathercheerio1
    @leathercheerio1 4 роки тому +137

    Hes really not that bad of a guy. I thinks it's more of a character he plays.

    • @gagekelly1051
      @gagekelly1051 4 роки тому +17

      Thank god you get it. Lmao people are trippin . He's obviously joking

    • @seanmclain3278
      @seanmclain3278 4 роки тому +9

      Hey look it's Mark's burner account

    • @blragh
      @blragh 4 роки тому +3

      Tosh or Mark 5? I was just surprised Toshs wrestling throwback. He doesnt seem like the type to watch half naked men pretend to fight...

    • @bbbluff9473
      @bbbluff9473 4 роки тому

      Agree

    • @jackspradt1562
      @jackspradt1562 3 роки тому

      duuuh really?

  • @nicklebot9
    @nicklebot9 3 роки тому +30

    Love this guy, I’d hire him for a wedding 100%

  • @fredr0fc
    @fredr0fc 4 роки тому +15

    Glad he had great sense of humour

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 3 роки тому +4

    "Should you have spent more time on them?" is the brilliance of Tosh. Smack, without smacking.

  • @cliffhooper3558
    @cliffhooper3558 3 роки тому +7

    " I make a beat in under 5 mins "
    I believe him

    • @lancelotto475
      @lancelotto475 6 місяців тому +1

      He does have a point about overpolishing and chasing perfection. Sometimes you create something with rough edges, but it has something special about it that gets lost when pursuing perfection.

  • @timowthie
    @timowthie 4 роки тому +26

    he seems smarter then I thought he would

  • @christianmccaffrey7113
    @christianmccaffrey7113 4 роки тому +21

    I keep my receipts for 7 years lmao. I was dead

    • @livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
      @livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 роки тому +1

      Smart. Its probably a character btw. Cant beleive people are so surprised. All kids care about today is money and attention.

    • @katherinemurphree6858
      @katherinemurphree6858 Рік тому

      ​@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679ya you do have to keep receipts, you never know when/if you get an audit. My mom got audited 2 times in a few years and she doesn't have money. Mark 5 is a smart man. And I love that he likes Rick flair and is open about it. I love Rick flair as well.

  • @cecilyerker
    @cecilyerker 4 роки тому +29

    Mark 5 is stimulating the economy

  • @Masculine-and-Feminine
    @Masculine-and-Feminine 3 роки тому +21

    I respect a dude who is having fun in Life with whatever he has. It’s about style not money..

  • @ericblair9756
    @ericblair9756 4 роки тому +8

    Mark 5: Rick Flair won the belt 16 times
    Daniel Tosh: Rick Flair lost the belt at least 16 times

  • @sidthesloth12
    @sidthesloth12 4 роки тому +6

    This guy almost reminds me of Dax Shepard...I swear the whole time I just saw Frito from Idiocracy up there trying to rap

  • @countys32
    @countys32 4 роки тому +10

    Come on why the hate, this guys entertaining OW!

  • @niamhythedegen
    @niamhythedegen 4 роки тому +26

    Mark 5 actually seems like a solid guy in a weird way

    • @ivonned32
      @ivonned32 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tfries72
      @tfries72 Рік тому

      No

  • @dgtlgtr3272
    @dgtlgtr3272 4 роки тому +12

    He was kinda wholesome in some way

  • @hermiedrotschie2857
    @hermiedrotschie2857 4 роки тому +30

    Did Colby Covington make the move to music???

  • @welcometotheinternet4215
    @welcometotheinternet4215 4 роки тому +22

    I don’t think he made the cut for the N 😂

  • @austinmota182
    @austinmota182 4 роки тому +82

    The only 5 is John 5. Sorry wannabe Marky mark.

  • @willstrickland9952
    @willstrickland9952 3 роки тому +2

    "I be a hater before i'm a procrastinator" lol

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 роки тому +21

    Make sure you model your business model after Rick Flair's financial practices....

  • @LuesGevara
    @LuesGevara 4 роки тому +45

    Ok, he’s out there but i gotta admit i live the energy. Nothing holding him down. Well except the tax man.

  • @TheGbelcher
    @TheGbelcher 4 роки тому +17

    Update: Mark 5 has a Tosh.0 tattoo in his right forearm now.
    Tosh must have really put it on him BTS. 😂

  • @bern9642
    @bern9642 3 роки тому +65

    He seems like a decent hard-working dude.

  • @Rtbb_bret
    @Rtbb_bret 3 роки тому +12

    This is one of my favorite web redemptions because he’s not really viral I’d have no idea who mark 5 is without tosh but I’m glad I do 😂

  • @Ih8GoogleandApple
    @Ih8GoogleandApple 4 роки тому +12

    He looks and sounds like Krispy Kreams LA cousin

  • @birdsrule8608
    @birdsrule8608 3 роки тому +8

    He actually has a good sense of humor lol. I think he’s trolling

  • @imacloud11
    @imacloud11 4 роки тому +16

    *types in Mark 5*
    All I get is Tony Stark recommends

    • @BrianHenson95
      @BrianHenson95 4 роки тому +2

      You gotta look up mark 5 best producer alive. That's what his channel name is

  • @maxrockatansky1271
    @maxrockatansky1271 4 роки тому +19

    CANCELED??! name a funnier show right now.. i’ll wait.

  • @sirfrancisbacon4344
    @sirfrancisbacon4344 4 роки тому +7

    It's a v6 camaro...

  • @juicepick7131
    @juicepick7131 4 роки тому +8

    This guy makes maclemore look like ice cube.👍

  • @the_names_rob
    @the_names_rob 4 роки тому +2

    Mark 5 couldnt even keep a straight face hahaha

  • @bad_soup1643
    @bad_soup1643 3 роки тому +5

    Real talk he hustling at quinseñeras and probably plays good music during the party 🎊

  • @chaffeecityusa1129
    @chaffeecityusa1129 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact: a properly placed towel will stop the tanning radiation from penetrating your balls. Lol

  • @ticket2space621
    @ticket2space621 3 роки тому +1

    "I wear boss cause its expensive and most other people cant afford it"
    "Yeah i aint paying full price i try to catch it when its 40% off"
    "Get the free condoms from the clinic"

  • @forcingfate
    @forcingfate 4 роки тому +3

    Looks like Dak shepherd dressed up like an even douchier version of himself.

  • @geezusorion
    @geezusorion 4 роки тому +12

    Forgive me but I fkn LOVE this guy. He’s so positive.

  • @austin2267
    @austin2267 4 роки тому +6

    Fun fact, Hugo Boss designed Hitlers uniforms

  • @tommynorthwood
    @tommynorthwood 4 роки тому +1

    Way to go for the AHF shoutout. They are unspeakably awesome.

  • @joelsbowlsarejoelsgoals9636
    @joelsbowlsarejoelsgoals9636 4 роки тому +2

    How does tosh keep making me like these people?

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj 2 роки тому

    "They're saving lives over there.... I go to Planned Parenthood, they're taking lives" LOOOOOOL

  • @julianmartinez4268
    @julianmartinez4268 4 роки тому +2

    love the ODB reference

  • @Garrettdx1988
    @Garrettdx1988 3 роки тому +3

    I thought I’d hate Mark 5. Turns out I’m a big fan of the worlds best DJ oow

  • @Looch27
    @Looch27 4 роки тому +4

    “Qualify for the N” 😂

  • @robertkyes7369
    @robertkyes7369 4 роки тому +10

    Mark V is a legend, the type of guy you want to hang out with for a weekend and do Oxys, make sick ass Beats, and funk baddies with! WHOO!

    • @swill1020
      @swill1020 2 роки тому

      Dude grow up and be an adult… do meth. Haha

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 4 роки тому +2

    Remember that group N.W.A. it was that one guy with multiple attitudes ;)

  • @mellownessuperstar2618
    @mellownessuperstar2618 4 роки тому +2

    Play playa play! And then skedaddle the f*** out of my life 😂

  • @themadclown4077
    @themadclown4077 3 роки тому +3

    It's cool that tosh knows his wrestling.

  • @sellamoespanol3347
    @sellamoespanol3347 4 роки тому +1

    I've been waiting for tosh to post this 4ever OW! 😎

  • @virgilslaymaker6258
    @virgilslaymaker6258 6 місяців тому

    I still watch this regularly for giggles. Mark 5 is wonderful 😂

  • @rinwrld9957
    @rinwrld9957 3 роки тому

    “OWW sorry my hangnail again..” stoppp😭💀

  • @nazurath8833
    @nazurath8833 4 роки тому +12

    I make beats under 5 minutes too. Well actually since quarantine I finish in under 5 minutes bahaha

  • @stevenlarson5734
    @stevenlarson5734 4 роки тому +2

    I fucking love this guy lmao.

  • @calvinrogers6652
    @calvinrogers6652 4 роки тому +10

    What does a Producer do ?
    *Mark5* : I produce Results
    I produce Money
    I produce Opportunities
    I produce Women
    I produce Babies
    I produced your Mom......

  • @christianmichael9367
    @christianmichael9367 3 роки тому

    "I dont think he made the cut for the n" im dying over here🤣

  • @vsanchez9142
    @vsanchez9142 4 роки тому

    Lmao @ Danny T’s rich flair broom hair 🤣 n a XS Bossed’Up belly tee is Ah-maze-on

  • @nicholasbrown1978
    @nicholasbrown1978 4 роки тому +6

    He got the name Mark 5 because he’s 5 feet tall

  • @mikeview206
    @mikeview206 4 роки тому +3

    Hes like sueco the child's older brother. Lmao

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM 4 роки тому +23

    Bragging about how much money he has and brags about having a base, V6 Camaro.

  • @Simonjose7258
    @Simonjose7258 4 роки тому +8

    He's actually cool. Ridiculous but at least he's nice and doesn't take himself too seriously.

  • @adamriale9065
    @adamriale9065 4 роки тому +2

    Dude is a goof ball, but he had a point with the million dollar smile.

  • @guymetdrapedes220
    @guymetdrapedes220 3 роки тому +1

    Good to see The Average Homeboy's illegitimate son spittin some fire.

  • @HuntAndStunt
    @HuntAndStunt 3 роки тому

    Damn the real Mark 5 from Jurassic 5 gonna be mad. Actually he probably gonna laugh his ass off 😂

  • @ThatAnimalChannel
    @ThatAnimalChannel 3 роки тому

    Someone should tell him a towel isn't gonna stop radiation.🤣

  • @WinkLinkletter
    @WinkLinkletter 2 роки тому

    Wasn't sure wtf/how to read this guy until he mentioned Rick Flair. Now I get it.

  • @PropheticFate
    @PropheticFate 3 роки тому +1

    Mark 5 a legend, mad respect for his OG but responsible ways. Except maybe Hugo Boss

  • @wallingfordd
    @wallingfordd 4 роки тому +2

    "I use protection"
    "Ew"

  • @extraastronomical
    @extraastronomical 3 роки тому

    I’ll forever be surprised by the fact that these are all real ppl and somehow Tosh and his team find them

  • @greatglorious4855
    @greatglorious4855 4 роки тому +1

    If Tekashi 69 ever went into witness protection program...

  • @kev75raymo
    @kev75raymo 3 роки тому +2

    He definitely took Max B whole style but he cool folks lol

    • @dub7088
      @dub7088 2 роки тому +1

      yeah that owww gave it away lol

  • @funkworthrollin4959
    @funkworthrollin4959 4 роки тому +2

    He and RATATA should collaborate.

  • @James-ft4bu
    @James-ft4bu Рік тому +1

    This Mark5 is a good sport. It made an otherwise douchy guy pretty likeable.

  • @NA-xi5hj
    @NA-xi5hj 3 роки тому

    Looks like a younger version of the main blonde actor dude from Employee of the Month

  • @JGarBTW
    @JGarBTW 4 роки тому +2

    I don’t want anything for free, i wanna pay for everything 😂

    • @deepcorey
      @deepcorey 4 роки тому +2

      ...as he points out where to get free condoms. 😂

  • @Cdizz11e
    @Cdizz11e 3 роки тому +1

    $445 for a shirt, base Camaro.. something doesn't add up here

  • @Smellohwell
    @Smellohwell 3 роки тому

    3:35 someone help me find those shoes!!

  • @MrAppie9090
    @MrAppie9090 4 роки тому +1

    The real life Jean Ralphio

  • @CU.SpaceCowboy
    @CU.SpaceCowboy 4 роки тому +3

    he obviously never listened to kanyes first beat tape, owww

  • @kristyleedolls
    @kristyleedolls 2 роки тому

    I agree....too polished is too polished haha. I also have like 30 projects going on at once 😅😅

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof 2 роки тому

    "What's crackin'?" A bold claim made by an unemployed waiter in a polo shirt.

  • @TheTonialadd
    @TheTonialadd 3 роки тому

    It’s all about the swagger! Whoo!

  • @tiscitatascit
    @tiscitatascit 3 роки тому

    Best interviewer alive , if not ever period.

  • @thecocksaysmoo
    @thecocksaysmoo 3 роки тому

    This dude is a walkin PSA! WOOO!!!🗣