i remember one of those stolen valor vids and it ended up being a kid whose dad had died and he was wearing his jacket from the army and before he could even explain they were screaming stolen valor at him, when the kid never tried to pretend to be in the army just was wearing his dead dads jacket
I get stolen valor being an issue. I get why Stolen Valor makes a lot of people angry but this is far beyond reasonable. It crosses a line and then goes further. Maybe if the individual was over 18 I could almost understand it but Jesus H Christ
I could understand a very young teen or adolescent, but any, AND I MEAN any military child I know of.... That is of enough age to know that the military uniform, is not to be worn like a sports uniform or school pride jersey. Military service is not sacred, nor a religion, nor really even important in what America stands for. But it is not a joke either. Like wearing a police uniform, or pretending to be a doctor, there are strong reasons and federal laws. I know of, nor have ever heard of a military child wearing their parents uniform out in public... why! because they would know better.
Tosh stole the joke right out of my brain where the only thing more embarrassing than getting caught for stolen Valor is being the person yelling stolen Valor
Man that mom crying is nice really. To me it looks like she was immediately willing to accept his decision even tho you can see how hard that was going to be for her
I remember a video of some dude who wore Battle Dress Uniform and was confronted by a veteran and he tried to lie and say he wasn’t impersonating a soldier but a clip is shown where the faker went to a Starbucks and asked if they have a military discount. When he was told to tale it off he was wearing a Minecraft shirt underneath. Bruv come on 😂
That's interesting, because when I had recruiters pulling me out of class and showing up to my house unannounced, they swore to me the Air Force was a part of the military. But I also have at least one thing I say that is technically untrue, which is that I "didn't vote *for* Hillary, I just voted *against* Trump".
All these dummies screaming Stolen Valor for wearing a uniform...let me educate you. United States vs Alvarez in 2012, the Supreme Court ruled that wearing a uniform is NOT stolen valor, and protected by 1st Amendment. Barak Obama reintroduced the Stolen Valor act on 6/3/2013. The Act makes it a federal crime to fraudulently claim to be a recipient of certain military decorations or medals in order to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit. "IN ORDER TO OBTAIN..." Going to put it in caps for you slow ones: JUST PRETENDING TO BE FORMER MILITARY IS NOT STOLEN VALOR AND IT'S NOT ILLEGAL.
Stolen valor isn't a crime unIess you Ile about some thlngs in for monetary gain. This is listed on the the gov. website. If you assauIt someone for "stolen valor", it is not they that committed a crime, but you. If you are in the military and you are hostlIe to people about someone "stealing your valor", I question why it is you jolned the military. Did you joln the military to f33d your narclsslsm by wanting people to pralse and honor you? Or did you joln because you wanted to perform a civic duty and serve the country? True freedom and liberty means that people can wear a uniform without fear of being attckd.
You are right, above. But there have been state and federal laws about people pretending to actively be serving in the military. Do you think a doctor, police, a priest, a judge .... would not also be protective of not only their profession, career but also be angry and upset someone is pretending or fear of the harm that could cause. There is better ways to handle people actively committing impersonation of active military service. Take their picture and report it to the law. Oh and also, ask the law enforcement officer how they would feel if someone is just walking around pretending to be a policeman.
@@rwhite9994 I'd have to see some actual laws for that. They can be angry and upset all they want, just as long as they do not assault someone. I am a Libertarian. I believe in true freedom and Liberty. This means you can do anythlng you want, just as long as you don't cause direct physical or financial harm to someone. If you do cause harm to someone by lylng about somethlng, then they have recourse with you because you defrauded them and caused them harm. So for instance, let's say you pretend to be a doctor and you Ile to someone that you are qualified to give them a knee surgery. Then they come to you expecting you know what you are doing and you d3stry their knee, they can take you to court. Or in some cases they can have you arrested and jailed if the police determine that they acted with vloIence. This is all supposed to be decided in court. If you tell someone that you are not a doctor, and they want you to operate on them anyway and you d3stry their knee, then that's on them. They get no recourse. Impersonating a police officer is different. People seek police officers are looking for immediate help in an emergency and will cause a delay which will cause harm in even the first instance.
I’m just gonna call it like I see it. I’m not a soldier but I don’t think I would go out and write an essay defending someone who is doing something that obviously upsets Them so ducking much. I don’t know……I think maybe … maybe you might be one of those people …. You know ? stolen valor STOLEN VALOR
@@abigailandino6251 If you want to continue to live in a free country, then you have to tolerate people's behavior that you detest. Otherwise, someone else will find offense with your behavior as well. "Stolen valor" is nothlng but the military equivalent of "cultural appropriation". PS: I ht the military. You couldn't make me dress up like one of them.
CAN ANYONE POINT ME TO THE DIRECTION OF HIS OG HURL A WHIRL BANANA AND SPRITE CHALLENGE VIDEO OR IS THAT IN THE LAST TIMELINE WE LEFT? THE INTERNET NO LONGER HOLDS SUCH A POWERFUL VIDEO MAYBE. Thank you 😊
I really like Daniel, but i have to say that this show had the UGLIEST set and production design of any show ever on TV. And his outfits weren't much better. He interviewed the woman who dressed him on his podcast and she is THE WORST. Nice person, but just so bad at her job it gives me hope that i could do anything no matter how bad i suck. Just terrible. And the laugh track! So fucking bad!
I ran into this dude the other day who said he was Marine Special Forces. I asked him what his MOS was and he had no idea what I was talking about. Also couldn't remember where he trained....
Except almost every video you see isn't stolen valor and these vets (and yourself) are too dumb to know what stolen valor even means. Wearing a uniform and pretending to be military is NOT Stolen Valor. You guys need to use the internet for something outside of mindless entertainment...educate yourself. Stolen Valor is posing as military in order to recieve financial compensation (GI Bill, VA Housing Loan, Military discounts etc). Simply wearing a video ISNT stolen valor, but y'all dumber than a bag of bricks.
I'm going to go up to people that are just dressed normally and start screaming stolen banality!.. Stolen banality! You know what they ripped us with this whole we support the troops thing as if we blindly support all military action. I do not support the troops I support the soldier A middle-class working person like most of us As far as these guys wearing military get up. Except for the guy with all the medals. We all knew that guy in high school that wore fatigues all the time. What you can't just be a weirdo anymore? Now as far as trying to profit off of it I think that we would find these folks are criminals and were they not committing Stolen Valor they would be committing some other crime or Hustle But don't forget that geeky weirdo. He's some of these guys
Do you know you need to have valor before you can say someone stole it. Valor is not wearing the uniform, Valor is great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle. Just saying.
Valor is what anyone who earned the uniform gets by civilians. A civilian wears it and wants to reap the rewards/respect than that's stolen. Just saying
Stolen Valor is just a term for state and federal laws of people who are pretending to be an active military personal. (Save for role play with the wife or an actor in a movie), there are very strong reasons you do not want civilians doing this. From safety, security, fraud, and more. And please, please remember that the valor that is being referred to is not just one person, but all of Americans who served in the military, those they have protected, and all Americans who have ever lived.
He got his from a disabled vet living under a bridge. Yeah the homeless vet sold his uniform to that guy so you can make Valor videos. Just go help homeless vet
Pepper spray? Wtf is this?? Training for rapists??? I am pretty sure that when ppl go to war its for their life to be on the line so im certain pepper spray is the least of our concerns. When u think of war youd think just guns, knives maybe 🤔 hmmm ....so wtf. You dont see pepper spray in CoD either 🤔 hmmmmm aint that some bs
Stolen Valour When an individual commits stolen valour - wearing government sanctioned medals, uniforms, or decorations they are not entitled to, or possessing documentation that falsely identifies them as Canadian Armed Forces - they degrade the honour and sacrifices of those rightly wearing the uniform… and they are breaking the law. It is an offence under Sections 419 A and B of the Criminal Code of Canada for anyone, other than the recipient, to wear a uniform of the Canadian Armed Forces or Service Insignia, such as medals, ribbons, badges, chevrons or other decoration. It is also an offence for anyone to wear any imitation of the above if it is likely to be mistaken for the said uniform, or service insignia, etc.. The Legion condemns any act that disrespects Canada’s Veterans and Dominion Command fully supports that individuals be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for acts of stolen valour. Additionally any member convicted in Canada of an offence under section 419 of the Criminal Code of Canada (Stolen Valour), shall be summarily expelled from the Legion as per The General By-Laws article 203.
@@k9aid514 No, it's not the same in the US. In the US, wearing a uniform is protected under the first amendment. Supreme Court already ruled this. Stolen Valor is using military service for financial benefits.
Who cares!? Its literally the most petty crime I've heard of. I d g a mother fk!!👇🏽 these people think they have authority. If i wanted I'd wear that stuff anywhere i want to! Because of FREEDOM MF!
i remember one of those stolen valor vids and it ended up being a kid whose dad had died and he was wearing his jacket from the army and before he could even explain they were screaming stolen valor at him, when the kid never tried to pretend to be in the army just was wearing his dead dads jacket
I get stolen valor being an issue. I get why Stolen Valor makes a lot of people angry but this is far beyond reasonable. It crosses a line and then goes further. Maybe if the individual was over 18 I could almost understand it but Jesus H Christ
I could understand a very young teen or adolescent, but any, AND I MEAN any military child I know of.... That is of enough age to know that the military uniform, is not to be worn like a sports uniform or school pride jersey. Military service is not sacred, nor a religion, nor really even important in what America stands for. But it is not a joke either. Like wearing a police uniform, or pretending to be a doctor, there are strong reasons and federal laws.
I know of, nor have ever heard of a military child wearing their parents uniform out in public... why! because they would know better.
I remember that. He had like 10 people in his face screaming at him and threatening him.
@@King_Karnage yeah that's excessive. That's certainly not going to get anybody to change.
That'll teach him!
Ugh, this is why it's not a good idea to grab your phone when you wake up at 1am- now it's 3 🤣
I feel so sorry for your generation who has to watch these late night binges on a 2 inch ''screen''.
@RobotronSage, who had to watch anything on a 2 inch screen, but it's fast and convenient.
12:10 i STILL remembered this dude needed to fix his crabs as soon as I saw it again 😂
Tosh stole the joke right out of my brain where the only thing more embarrassing than getting caught for stolen Valor is being the person yelling stolen Valor
You ride the short bus, don’t you?
I miss Tosh ripping Alabama a New One every week.
The best Comedy Central show
I honestly couldn't tell if the people in the junked bit were real or not..
it was a fancy place that's all
I was wondering myself
What was up with the Army prankster wacking off to his mom???
That dude with the mom prank needed to be better educated. He couldn't stop touyching himself, like a freaking creepy perv or something XD😂😂😂😂😂
I noticed that too, yuck 🤮
@@TwizzlerGirlshut up! You probably loved that bit huuhh!!!
Def got jock itch
10:30 Who doesn't love a Bangladeshi bayonet dance?
I got Junk’d last night but Tosh n his crew never came out…
Bro I think you just got sa’d 😂
Missing an arm and has two knots on his head.
Im a veteran of the war on drugs. Spent years on the front line high out of my gourd.
3rd guy must've been a pog
Man that mom crying is nice really. To me it looks like she was immediately willing to accept his decision even tho you can see how hard that was going to be for her
Did you notice he was grabbing his junk and playing with it for a long time lol
@@chadsworld5499
Surprise! YOU'RE ON JUNK'D!!
That dude is seller taking water to the face like a boss.
It'd be crazy rough hanging out with Tosh if you didn'thave a great sense of humor!
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW SESSION OF TOSH.0 !!!
It's canceled
Show is back as 'Tosh Show' on YT
@@dekuuchiha9990 seen it.
When people yell 'stolen valor!' At me....i remind them Love is a Battlefield!
I would totally watch Junk’d!
I remember a video of some dude who wore Battle Dress Uniform and was confronted by a veteran and he tried to lie and say he wasn’t impersonating a soldier but a clip is shown where the faker went to a Starbucks and asked if they have a military discount. When he was told to tale it off he was wearing a Minecraft shirt underneath. Bruv come on 😂
Thanks Dan
Now I love Daniel Tosh... but the pepper spray guy honestly did sound just like him whenever he's in pain >.> lol funny though
I've always said I was not in the military. I was in the 1970's Air Force.
That's interesting, because when I had recruiters pulling me out of class and showing up to my house unannounced, they swore to me the Air Force was a part of the military.
But I also have at least one thing I say that is technically untrue, which is that I "didn't vote *for* Hillary, I just voted *against* Trump".
Be all that you can be....Yeah I'm gonna Pass.
Wow let’s all remember Ashton Kutcher was saying in public tv that underage girls are hot
The Philippines video was exactly like formation in St John's miliary school Salina Kansas!
If they have to think about their rank, you got your answer
I learned about balls dropping with age when I was 17 and a student nurse……I wasn’t prepared for that!
10:35
For my Cloud 9 games folks
13:27 bet his option changed
Tosh🤣🤣🤣
I use mil surp camo for hunting. It's way cheaper and is durable also can get cold weather gear for so cheap.
One of those guys stole there step sons clothes
Boxer briefs are superior because you can hold like an ounce in the little pocket, I mean maybe even a QP depending on what you're hiding
tights - so you don't have something hanging down your thigh.
If I had one that was only an ounce, I'd be hiding it too!
The guy ripping Ronnie is def a Marine vet.
Fun to remember back to when stealing valor wasn't awesome. Semper Fi
All these dummies screaming Stolen Valor for wearing a uniform...let me educate you. United States vs Alvarez in 2012, the Supreme Court ruled that wearing a uniform is NOT stolen valor, and protected by 1st Amendment.
Barak Obama reintroduced the Stolen Valor act on 6/3/2013. The Act makes it a federal crime to fraudulently claim to be a recipient of certain military decorations or medals in order to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit.
"IN ORDER TO OBTAIN..."
Going to put it in caps for you slow ones: JUST PRETENDING TO BE FORMER MILITARY IS NOT STOLEN VALOR AND IT'S NOT ILLEGAL.
Just when you thought military vets couldn't be more ignorant lmao
Trying to pinch a loaf without a taper
4:20 make that ✌🏻TWOooo sam adams!!!!
He graduated and got a badge and a gun... good recruiting.
Stolen valor isn't a crime unIess you Ile about some thlngs in for monetary gain. This is listed on the the gov. website. If you assauIt someone for "stolen valor", it is not they that committed a crime, but you.
If you are in the military and you are hostlIe to people about someone "stealing your valor", I question why it is you jolned the military. Did you joln the military to f33d your narclsslsm by wanting people to pralse and honor you? Or did you joln because you wanted to perform a civic duty and serve the country?
True freedom and liberty means that people can wear a uniform without fear of being attckd.
You are right, above. But there have been state and federal laws about people pretending to actively be serving in the military. Do you think a doctor, police, a priest, a judge .... would not also be protective of not only their profession, career but also be angry and upset someone is pretending or fear of the harm that could cause.
There is better ways to handle people actively committing impersonation of active military service. Take their picture and report it to the law. Oh and also, ask the law enforcement officer how they would feel if someone is just walking around pretending to be a policeman.
@@rwhite9994 I'd have to see some actual laws for that. They can be angry and upset all they want, just as long as they do not assault someone.
I am a Libertarian. I believe in true freedom and Liberty. This means you can do anythlng you want, just as long as you don't cause direct physical or financial harm to someone. If you do cause harm to someone by lylng about somethlng, then they have recourse with you because you defrauded them and caused them harm.
So for instance, let's say you pretend to be a doctor and you Ile to someone that you are qualified to give them a knee surgery. Then they come to you expecting you know what you are doing and you d3stry their knee, they can take you to court. Or in some cases they can have you arrested and jailed if the police determine that they acted with vloIence. This is all supposed to be decided in court. If you tell someone that you are not a doctor, and they want you to operate on them anyway and you d3stry their knee, then that's on them. They get no recourse.
Impersonating a police officer is different. People seek police officers are looking for immediate help in an emergency and will cause a delay which will cause harm in even the first instance.
I’m just gonna call it like I see it.
I’m not a soldier but I don’t think I would go out and write an essay defending someone who is doing something that obviously upsets
Them so ducking much.
I don’t know……I think maybe … maybe you might be one of those people …. You know ?
stolen valor
STOLEN VALOR
I feel very sad for some of those … they look mentally ill .
@@abigailandino6251 If you want to continue to live in a free country, then you have to tolerate people's behavior that you detest. Otherwise, someone else will find offense with your behavior as well.
"Stolen valor" is nothlng but the military equivalent of "cultural appropriation".
PS: I ht the military. You couldn't make me dress up like one of them.
Homeless dude pretending being a soldier running away looked funny!
As a real veteran...I always felt kind of sorry for the phoneys...
no rush of committing war crimes?
@@donHooligan Whatever that means...
ATA prepped and ready ginger garlick boo bow hensen!!!!
Who’s that black chick on the first skit “valor bar” she’s bad af
@7:50 love is love
When I’m wearing camo shorts and people scream stolen valor at me, I just tell them I’m a veteran of the physic wars.
ATA ready and bringing it, I blame it on booty rues tiger !!!!
Admiral Boorda had stolen valor and he shot himself.
Golden Chickenhawk!
CAN ANYONE POINT ME TO THE DIRECTION OF HIS OG HURL A WHIRL BANANA AND SPRITE CHALLENGE VIDEO OR IS THAT IN THE LAST TIMELINE WE LEFT? THE INTERNET NO LONGER HOLDS SUCH A POWERFUL VIDEO MAYBE.
Thank you 😊
I feel like tosh.0 puke compilation should have it
@@fightclub6291 hmmm maybe I’ll look I remember seeing the full video tho
ua-cam.com/video/0JSaZdFg-Kk/v-deo.html
5:34ish
probably way too explicit for ''modern audiences''
@@RobotronSage probably because of the squishing of the unborn with the bar 😂
That chick was pretty drinking a beer with you
Yeah Ronny. Lol
hes teabaggin hmself
Tosh.O 24 7 365
lmao absolute chads walking around making stolen valor videos, you're such heroes!
I miss toshw
On no Brad don't pull on it.
Why hat guy playing with himself while talking to his mom
I really like Daniel, but i have to say that this show had the UGLIEST set and production design of any show ever on TV.
And his outfits weren't much better. He interviewed the woman who dressed him on his podcast and she is THE WORST. Nice person, but just so bad at her job it gives me hope that i could do anything no matter how bad i suck.
Just terrible.
And the laugh track! So fucking bad!
Why did I know he was gonna kiss his sister 😂
She should have know better when he kept playing with is balls and saying "Its the truth, Its the truth..."
That dude needs some bug removal!
Doctor Wrinkles Secret Palace
oh ok
I’m not a soldier but this is kinda sad.
It's not illegal to whare the uniform it's illegal to impersonate a soldier
I'm the 1st to comment so let me start them by saying LMAO 😎
But you're 2nd
Finally, an accomplishment for your obituary
I love when stolen Valor is exposed by actual armed forces, especially when the person stealing Valor says they're "Special forces."
I ran into this dude the other day who said he was Marine Special Forces. I asked him what his MOS was and he had no idea what I was talking about. Also couldn't remember where he trained....
No one cares, get off your high horse.
@@Cam_88 you ever kissed another soldier
@@Cam_88 what are you looking for by leaving this comment from others
Except almost every video you see isn't stolen valor and these vets (and yourself) are too dumb to know what stolen valor even means.
Wearing a uniform and pretending to be military is NOT Stolen Valor. You guys need to use the internet for something outside of mindless entertainment...educate yourself. Stolen Valor is posing as military in order to recieve financial compensation (GI Bill, VA Housing Loan, Military discounts etc). Simply wearing a video ISNT stolen valor, but y'all dumber than a bag of bricks.
I swear to nonexistent God Daniel Tosh is still the funniest man on the planet 😂
These are so cringe, I can't even watch. Like I understand admiring soldiers but why pose as one?? You can usually just join them
I'm going to go up to people that are just dressed normally and start screaming
stolen banality!.. Stolen banality!
You know what they ripped us with this whole
we support the troops thing
as if we blindly support all military action.
I do not support the troops
I support the soldier
A middle-class working person like most of us
As far as these guys wearing military get up. Except for the guy with all the medals. We all knew that guy in high school that wore fatigues all the time.
What you can't just be a weirdo anymore?
Now as far as trying to profit off of it
I think that we would find these folks are criminals and were they not committing Stolen Valor they would be committing some other crime or Hustle
But don't forget that geeky weirdo. He's some of these guys
I'm ex infantry and I hate when vets do this crazy stolen valor B's. It's just a job.
Fucking awsome! Lmfao 👌👌🇺🇲🇺🇲
Timmy Boo?
you are a child!
Lmao
hahahaha guy peppered sprayed
potato skindependence day hahahaha
he does seem to have a huge junk
They should be honored that someone would even want to dress up like a tool or a pawn in the first place.
A WHOLE - yes, you
This made my day man
Exactly. The armed forces are a bunch of trained monkeys ready to help fulfil agendas of the wicked.
420#420
Americans are so serious
Do you know you need to have valor before you can say someone stole it. Valor is not wearing the uniform, Valor is great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle.
Just saying.
Valor is what anyone who earned the uniform gets by civilians.
A civilian wears it and wants to reap the rewards/respect than that's stolen.
Just saying
Stolen Valor is just a term for state and federal laws of people who are pretending to be an active military personal. (Save for role play with the wife or an actor in a movie), there are very strong reasons you do not want civilians doing this.
From safety, security, fraud, and more.
And please, please remember that the valor that is being referred to is not just one person, but all of Americans who served in the military, those they have protected, and all Americans who have ever lived.
He got his from a disabled vet living under a bridge. Yeah the homeless vet sold his uniform to that guy so you can make Valor videos. Just go help homeless vet
🤦🏻♂️
America. Free speech where we are allowed to wear whatever we want and allowed to say whatever we want to someone wearing what we don't like, I think.
Pepper spray? Wtf is this?? Training for rapists??? I am pretty sure that when ppl go to war its for their life to be on the line so im certain pepper spray is the least of our concerns. When u think of war youd think just guns, knives maybe 🤔 hmmm ....so wtf. You dont see pepper spray in CoD either 🤔 hmmmmm aint that some bs
your
I 100% support those dude that call out stolen valor.
No Lie the guy who started the Stolen Valor videos died of a heart attack. It's true
yeah never hand the black guy the bill when there's a choice, unless you hate tips. 😂
If you wear your grandfather's rodeo cowboy yellow rain coat inn public...Is it Stolen Valor?
as a vet, i could not give 2 shits what you wear out in public or in private
KekDub
Dont impersonate a soldier….but men can be women and women can be men but thats OK….and the services invite them in with open arms….lol
Who cares.
THE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY DID IT FIRST!
This is it ua-cam.com/video/NObIf8RW9cg/v-deo.html
It's a crime to recieve benefits for pretending aka lying about service, not looking like a jackass. They're just a good laugh.
Stolen valor is awful. So insulting.
Stolen Valour
When an individual commits stolen valour - wearing government sanctioned medals, uniforms, or decorations they are not entitled to, or possessing documentation that falsely identifies them as Canadian Armed Forces - they degrade the honour and sacrifices of those rightly wearing the uniform… and they are breaking the law.
It is an offence under Sections 419 A and B of the Criminal Code of Canada for anyone, other than the recipient, to wear a uniform of the Canadian Armed Forces or Service Insignia, such as medals, ribbons, badges, chevrons or other decoration. It is also an offence for anyone to wear any imitation of the above if it is likely to be mistaken for the said uniform, or service insignia, etc.. The Legion condemns any act that disrespects Canada’s Veterans and Dominion Command fully supports that individuals be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for acts of stolen valour. Additionally any member convicted in Canada of an offence under section 419 of the Criminal Code of Canada (Stolen Valour), shall be summarily expelled from the Legion as per The General By-Laws article 203.
@@Supayone What does that mean
You sound ridiculous.
You sound a fascist
@Maxwell Mabardy doesn't matter same in the US
@@k9aid514 No, it's not the same in the US. In the US, wearing a uniform is protected under the first amendment. Supreme Court already ruled this. Stolen Valor is using military service for financial benefits.
I don't know whats worse idiots who pretend to be in the military or people being offended by it.
You can wear Military top and bottom including cap and boots just do not have any rank on it or that is stolen valor
Who cares!? Its literally the most petty crime I've heard of. I d g a mother fk!!👇🏽 these people think they have authority. If i wanted I'd wear that stuff anywhere i want to! Because of FREEDOM MF!