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  • Step into the Pitch Meeting that started Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! Subscribe to ScreenRant: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
    Jurassic World was a massive box office hit in 2016, so naturally we now have a sequel. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom sees Chris Pratt and his character Animal-Loving-Navy-Guy reuinite with Bryce Dallas Howard’s Money-Lady (who is now Dinosaur Loving Lady, because reasons) They head back to Isla Nubar to save the dinos from a giant volcano that’s about to erupt. Kind of a big oversight for John Hammond to have built Jurassic Park on a volcano, but whatever! There are a lot of plot holes and questionable decisions into Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom - and we’d like to think they all originated from the pitch meeting itself! So step inside the pitch meeting that led to the latest installment in the Jurassic Park franchise. It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  5 років тому +5971

    Hybrid hybrids are TIGHT!

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 5 років тому +30

      Screen Rant So JW 3 is gonna be like planet of the apes.
      Also make a pitch meeting for Marvel's Runaways or The Gifted.

    • @hueg.rection414
      @hueg.rection414 5 років тому +13

      Incredibles 2?

    • @ericweiner7668
      @ericweiner7668 5 років тому +7

      Soooooooo tight

    • @marqu33fa84
      @marqu33fa84 5 років тому +11

      Screen Rant u should do one for Rick And Morty because going through portals and meeting different versions of yourself is tight!

    • @TerrellAustin1994
      @TerrellAustin1994 5 років тому

      Screen Rant 👍

  • @professor_lembach
    @professor_lembach 4 роки тому +8619

    I'm ex-Navy and can confirm we were immune to lava whilst touching water.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 4 роки тому +436

      So you win 'the floor is lava' by heading for the kitchen sink! :-D

    • @xuannguyenpham1715
      @xuannguyenpham1715 4 роки тому +237

      Hot navy underwater are tight!

    • @0ctopusComp1etely
      @0ctopusComp1etely 4 роки тому +179

      Finally, my Navy theory is confirmed! Now to publish my thesis for all the scientific community to revel at.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 4 роки тому +62

      Does it matter what you did in the Navy? I mean like you you be immune if you were a chef or something or would it only happen if you were a marine?

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 4 роки тому +67

      I'm a USAF vet...My butler told me about that...Of course; I immediately replaced him...

  • @JonnyJayKhan
    @JonnyJayKhan 5 років тому +5751

    What's her name? Nobody remembers, nobody Claires

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant  5 років тому +680

      See what you did there ;)

    • @mattressmccabe1686
      @mattressmccabe1686 5 років тому +111

      *puts head in hand*

    • @pudgebl67
      @pudgebl67 5 років тому +100

      And Owens remembers Animal Loving Navy Guy's either

    • @dreammirrorbrony1240
      @dreammirrorbrony1240 5 років тому +77

      Its the "runs from T-Rex in high heels lady"! Duh! :p

    • @lordjack225pig2
      @lordjack225pig2 5 років тому +31

      Nobody knows his name, nobody cares. Oen one more thing, nice pun.

  • @quinnlatios3627
    @quinnlatios3627 5 років тому +4195

    "Did you do any research?"
    "I was going to and then no not at all" -me about any test

  • @rockyp3917
    @rockyp3917 5 років тому +1889

    The way he says "I don't know" is absolute gold.

  • @andrewsoderquist1173
    @andrewsoderquist1173 5 років тому +2138

    I'm so glad someone else understands volcanoes. I saw the preview and immediately thought "Welp, there goes Chris Pratt."

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 5 років тому +196

      Literally any kid that ever learnt about Pompeii and mount Vesuvius would know how utterly ridiculous that scene was, don't know how they thought that would slip past people.

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 4 роки тому +228

      More like Crisp Pratt

    • @Imajicka1
      @Imajicka1 4 роки тому +4

      @@carl_consumer.of.reality Hater.

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 4 роки тому +6

      Imajicka1 ok

    • @MegaFortinbras
      @MegaFortinbras 4 роки тому +13

      @@emmao6578 On a completely serious note, Vesuvius is going to erupt again. The only question is "when?"

  • @ottovongrubner3194
    @ottovongrubner3194 4 роки тому +2041

    “Oh, Ian Malcolm, I cant wait to see him go up against dinosaurs again.”
    “Actually, he’s just going to be in the Congress scenes.”
    “Good, so he is going up against a bunch of dinosaurs!”

  • @falconx50
    @falconx50 3 роки тому +383

    "I assume they're taking the dinosaurs to Isla Sorna?"
    "I don't know what that is."
    A perfect critique on the studio heads that kept these movies going.

    • @shounenbat510
      @shounenbat510 3 роки тому +25

      I was wondering what happened to that island! Then again, I was wondering why in the world they build Jurassic World on an island with a volcano...

    • @kieriencrabtree
      @kieriencrabtree 2 роки тому +7

      I can think of lots of places that are. Especially in places like Hawaii. Also Isla Sorna has a volcano too which is why they didn't take the dinosaurs there

    • @user-jc8zm6ef8p
      @user-jc8zm6ef8p 2 роки тому +5

      Maybe they took them to California because thats where they had a dinosaur storing facility

    • @Blue_Oceanic
      @Blue_Oceanic Рік тому

      I don’t think I could live on that island

    • @williamwoolf8072
      @williamwoolf8072 Рік тому

      and for some reason... it actually works. guess thats the beauty of marketing. it all depends on your target audience

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 4 роки тому +841

    “We can’t let these creatures go extinct”, they say in a series whose entire premise is that extinction is only temporary.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому +33

      That made me laugh.

    • @EmmaDilemma039
      @EmmaDilemma039 3 роки тому +41

      You'd think they'd add some bit like banning the creation of extinct species or something. But nothing has to make sense or be consistent. People will watch it anyway.

    • @brianelson1481
      @brianelson1481 3 роки тому +3

      100th comment
      It doesn't matter just wanted to say

    • @mineduck3050
      @mineduck3050 3 роки тому +7

      Astute point

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 2 роки тому +3

      This is a very underrated point, right here.

  • @JM-nz8gw
    @JM-nz8gw 5 років тому +782

    "He used to be in the Navy" "Ok none of that stuff applied to him" DEAD

  • @Bendrix27
    @Bendrix27 5 років тому +1329

    Well, if Dr Ian Malcolm isn't willing to go to the dinosaur island, I guess we'll just have to bring the dinosaurs to him.... Jurassic World 3: Chaos Theory.

    • @Asumpowa
      @Asumpowa 5 років тому +29

      Bendrix27 i’d watch that

    • @McMalarky
      @McMalarky 4 роки тому +18

      Dr Ian Malcom : oh god why just why😔

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 4 роки тому +8

      Starring Sam Fisher

    • @ChrisUnltdTV
      @ChrisUnltdTV 4 роки тому +2

      😅😅😂

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +4

      Must go faster. Must go faster.

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet 5 років тому +2539

    This is currently my favorite show on UA-cam

  • @danielwarner3675
    @danielwarner3675 5 років тому +375

    "i'm assuming they're taking the dinosaurs to isla sorna?"
    "i don't know what that is."

  • @ClarkyClark
    @ClarkyClark 5 років тому +1963

    Good to know my Navy career prepared me for volcanic disasters. Bring it on!

    • @JM-nz8gw
      @JM-nz8gw 5 років тому +33

      Clarky None of the volcanic disasters apply to you

    • @ashwinshetty1598
      @ashwinshetty1598 5 років тому +22

      You're not Chris Pratt

    • @brizlebre1577
      @brizlebre1577 5 років тому +49

      Not just any volcanic disasters, but dinosaur volcanic disasters!

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 5 років тому +17

      Clarky Clark
      Only if you manage to make it to the sea before the volcanic superheated gases, liquids and rocks can get to you.

    • @SonTomNetwork
      @SonTomNetwork 5 років тому +32

      All Navy guys are children of Poseidon.

  • @dontmindme5879
    @dontmindme5879 5 років тому +364

    “You know it’s refreshing to see characters thinking rationally an....”
    *So the protagonists are gonna save the dinosaurs* 😀😀😀😀

  • @patrickobrien5311
    @patrickobrien5311 4 роки тому +929

    "Millennial girl is doing surgery on blue but she needs trex blood to do a transfusion"
    "Does it matter that those are two totally different species?"
    "I don't know"
    "Fair enough"

    • @dnannery
      @dnannery 3 роки тому +121

      Golden Pants - Are you telling me that my personal stockpile of gorilla blood is useless in an emergency

    • @lesqie
      @lesqie 3 роки тому +34

      Your WHAT

    • @draykeblack
      @draykeblack 3 роки тому +23

      @@lesqie Dont worry. Its probably lowland gorilla blood.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +2

      @@draykeblack Maybe a Gibbon instead

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 3 роки тому +4

      @@dnannery of course it's useless! You need chimp blood.

  • @ChristianPauchet
    @ChristianPauchet 5 років тому +381

    "I'm cool with disregarding logic if it's for a sequel"... LMAO!!!
    A hurricane of irony and sarcasm... I dig it!

  • @supafun33
    @supafun33 5 років тому +376

    Oh my God you're the first person to suggest opening the main door to vent the gas and not the cell doors

    • @Jbarker1983
      @Jbarker1983 5 років тому +17

      Brook Hubbs Except it wouldn’t vent the gas. They were deep inside a building, and the ventilation system was down. It would have only slowed the gas at most.

    • @Emll_117
      @Emll_117 5 років тому +12

      Yeah... the gas was already killing them. Opening their cages was just necessary for them to later exit through the last big door

  • @babyteeth4
    @babyteeth4 5 років тому +2675

    You should make T-shirts that say "Barely an Inconvenience"!

    • @AnthologyOfDave
      @AnthologyOfDave 5 років тому +64

      Make them for sluts!

    • @AnthologyOfDave
      @AnthologyOfDave 5 років тому +31

      Like me.

    • @MrsSnowBtw
      @MrsSnowBtw 5 років тому +35

      They have one that says super easy barly an inconfiniance

    • @MrsSnowBtw
      @MrsSnowBtw 5 років тому +6

      babyteeth4 look at the end his tshit8

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +2

      The Jim Reaper™ thatxs the winner. Tshirts are tight.

  • @Sicarius_7
    @Sicarius_7 5 років тому +470

    I've never seen any of these Pitch Meeting videos before today, and now I'm like binging through them.
    SO amazing. I feel like my life has been incomplete up to this point, and I didn't even know it.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 5 років тому +2715

    "Well I figured you were either joking or the script is terrible."
    "Well I'm not joking."
    "Okay then."
    😆😆😆😅😅😅

    • @majed8192
      @majed8192 5 років тому +23

      "Gotchea"

    • @mercynamikoye9084
      @mercynamikoye9084 4 роки тому +5

      Looked for this comment!

    • @P3rm4frost
      @P3rm4frost 4 роки тому +4

      Best line xD

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty much.

    • @robrobusa
      @robrobusa 3 роки тому +3

      It really was a steaming pile of triceratops poop. Can't wait to not see part III.

  • @braunXYZ
    @braunXYZ 5 років тому +485

    When they auctioned the dinosaurs and the prices came up someone in the cinema made a Dr. Evil 1 MILLION DOLLARS impression ... I had tears in my eyes and almost choked.

    • @GeeVanderplas
      @GeeVanderplas 5 років тому +24

      Except it wasn't someone in your cinema, it was an actual character on screen....

    • @issacflores2010
      @issacflores2010 5 років тому +15

      braunXYZ that would’ve been awesome had it been in the movie.

    • @a.n.t.94
      @a.n.t.94 5 років тому +8

      @@issacflores2010 would have been the only good part honestly

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 5 років тому

      I bet a video of those lumped together would be great.

  • @jerk1921
    @jerk1921 5 років тому +383

    So glad you went off about the Pyroclastic flow.

  • @devonmiller636
    @devonmiller636 4 роки тому +458

    The volcanolgy/geology information in here is 100% accurate and I’m so happy.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 3 роки тому +11

      But Dinosaur Loving LEGO Man was in the Navy, so none of that factually correct information mattered or negatively affected him at all!

    • @HistoryandReviews
      @HistoryandReviews Рік тому +1

      Google is a great thing

  • @EdgePatrol
    @EdgePatrol 4 роки тому +613

    As someone with a geology degree, I appreciate your bit on pyroclastic flows. Thank you. XD

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 роки тому +22

      It’s also cool you openly admit that! Cheers.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 роки тому +49

      Pyroclastic flows are tight.

    • @056Iceking
      @056Iceking 4 роки тому +36

      Apparently, the producer guy did more research than the actual producers of this movie.

    • @Shooshawali
      @Shooshawali 4 роки тому +3

      Pity on autofill for not realizing pyroclastic flow is real word as I typed it correctly.
      Edit: not the word flow, just pyroclastic.

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 4 роки тому +11

      As someone who once googled pyroclastic flows, I appreciate your bit on pyroclastic flows.

  • @TheHacknor
    @TheHacknor 5 років тому +207

    Money lady and Navy guy? You mean Heels and starlord

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy 5 років тому +5

      GreenManAiming ... *OR* Lady in the Water ( *Lady Water* for short) and *Starlord*

    • @F117DJS
      @F117DJS 5 років тому +6

      You mean Gwen Stacy and Emmet (the special)?

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 5 років тому +4

      Oh hey, fellow watcher of Unbridled Rage.

    • @velium365
      @velium365 5 років тому +6

      MauLer!

  • @katykat978
    @katykat978 5 років тому +131

    I clicked on this thinking it would give me just a rundown of the movie so I wouldn't have to watch it, until getting about halfway to realize I've already seen it. This video is perfect

    • @justinbel68
      @justinbel68 4 роки тому

      katykat978
      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @julieramey5470
      @julieramey5470 Рік тому

      Same only it took this comment for me to realize that yes I have seen this movie.

  • @aaronlawson8151
    @aaronlawson8151 3 роки тому +73

    As a geologist, the line about how Chris Pratt realistically cannot outrun a pyroclastic flow had me dying 😂. As soon as I saw that moment in the trailer, I immediately was like I'm going to hate this movie lol

    • @superfuss1984
      @superfuss1984 Рік тому +1

      RoP: Hold my Bud Light

    • @sihanchen7552
      @sihanchen7552 11 місяців тому +2

      I thought the fact that they built this theme park over an active volcano is the realistically dying part.

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 5 місяців тому

      A geologist, huh?
      What do you think of this obsidian knife? 🔪

  • @jarrettbakersr
    @jarrettbakersr 5 років тому +705

    These videos are so consistently good that I clicked “like” before even watching.

    • @thecampfire4877
      @thecampfire4877 5 років тому +11

      Jarrett Baker Same. I normally throw a Like on any video I watch until they make me dislike it.

    • @TarkynZone
      @TarkynZone 5 років тому +24

      Ah, clicking like before watching is TIGHT!

    • @gizzad
      @gizzad 5 років тому

      Tahkyn haha!!!

    • @reub3n007
      @reub3n007 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @brucemarshall3446
      @brucemarshall3446 Рік тому

      Well, this one wrote itself!

  • @JoeyMartz
    @JoeyMartz 5 років тому +156

    Ryan, you are my salvation. These always brighten up my day
    "Yes sir I do!"

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 3 роки тому +162

    "We can't let the dinosaurs die."
    "Actually, we totally can. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "But they're alive, just like me."
    "And if we just stand here and wait a few minutes they'll be dead, just like all the people they mauled and devoured."
    Yeah, maybe don't let the little girl raised in a lab make very important decisions?

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 3 роки тому +7

      Besides they needed a way to make the sequel happen.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 3 роки тому +5

      Whoops

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +5

      @@aztn19 Whoopsie

    • @shepherdaaron9683
      @shepherdaaron9683 2 роки тому +5

      I hated that line, she’s not “alive like them” just because they’re cloned, because they are REPTILES THAT KILL PEOPLE and she is a HUMAN GIRL, and there’s sort of a big difference between them

  • @ParaDyce
    @ParaDyce 5 років тому +26

    "Did you do any researcher before writing this", "well I was going to but then I no I didn't at all" - died right there omg that was amazing

  • @yabutmaybenot.6433
    @yabutmaybenot.6433 5 років тому +813

    Maybe it's just me, but these two guys look alot alike.

    • @TheNorwog
      @TheNorwog 5 років тому +113

      Jeff Lock it's almost like how Clark Kent and Superman look so much alike... I just can't put my finger on it. Maybe I need glasses...

    • @FrankieFishess
      @FrankieFishess 5 років тому +78

      John McLeod glasses are TIGHT! And putting them on is barely an inconvenience.

    • @TheNorwog
      @TheNorwog 5 років тому +25

      Frankie Frenchfries fair enough!

    • @ratedcube3785
      @ratedcube3785 5 років тому +15

      Jeff Lock shhh they don't like when we ask to many questions

    • @naveen.119
      @naveen.119 5 років тому +21

      Ofcourse they look alike duh they are twins

  • @saminajam445
    @saminajam445 5 років тому +796

    Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Chris Pratt shot through a gyrosphere even though proved by Jimmy Fallon to be bulletproof!!!

    • @Jbarker1983
      @Jbarker1983 5 років тому +85

      It's Sam This is literally the only part of the movie that bothers me, and no one brings it up. 😂

    • @firewithfire2745
      @firewithfire2745 5 років тому +61

      not to mention underwater.

    • @breezemkhael5245
      @breezemkhael5245 5 років тому +57

      Jbarker1983 the only part?

    • @StephonST
      @StephonST 5 років тому +10

      Theres no arguing that logic. lol

    • @KevHCloud
      @KevHCloud 5 років тому +112

      but he's ex-navy guy

  • @TailsWarrior38
    @TailsWarrior38 5 років тому +123

    Name a better duo:
    "Super easy barely an inconvenience"
    "Oh really?"

    • @johngreen8344
      @johngreen8344 4 роки тому +8

      Did you do any research on that?
      “I don’t know!”
      “Whoops!”
      “Whoopsie!”

    • @ruthrichardson9717
      @ruthrichardson9717 4 роки тому +6

      "I don't know"
      "Fair enough"

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 3 роки тому

      Tails Warrior okay then

    • @psykopandaz
      @psykopandaz 3 роки тому +3

      Listing off all the usual catch phrases is tight!

    • @notstupidbutthatsalie601
      @notstupidbutthatsalie601 3 роки тому +1

      @@psykopandaz Man dous are Tight!

  • @Damheid
    @Damheid 5 років тому +570

    "If you planning on killing someone and you gonna go through the trouble of pointing a gun at them, why not just shoot them?"
    "I don't know"
    "Fair enough!"
    Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha

    • @exinn_yt
      @exinn_yt 5 років тому +1

      If

    • @JohnHaile
      @JohnHaile 5 років тому +53

      Person: Man I hate that guy so much I think I’ll kill him.
      Seller #1: I have the perfect thing for you it’s called a gun. Just point and shoot and it’ll kill that guy. This will be about $250.
      Person: That seems nice, but I was thinking something more elaborate, difficult, dangerous and more expensive.
      Seller #2: Well for $43 million I can also get you a gun. But this one comes with a dinosaur. Just turn on the laser, aim, shoot and release the dinosaur! And your guy is dead. Just make sure you get the dinosaur back in his cage!
      Person: I think I’m going to go with 2nd guy! 😃

    • @prismaticbeetle3194
      @prismaticbeetle3194 4 роки тому +14

      @@JohnHaile not to mention said dinosaur can simply chose not to obey and kill everyone for lolz

    • @yeahkeen2905
      @yeahkeen2905 4 роки тому +12

      Tarek Chamas how do you even genetically modify an animal to do that. DNA can only go so far and I’m pretty sure there’s no protein for “obey laser gun.”

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles 4 роки тому +7

      @@yeahkeen2905 Wait, I've studied this it's called - yeah, no there isn't one.

  • @haytijr5823
    @haytijr5823 5 років тому +86

    "he used to be in the Navy tho"

  • @eliseo4176
    @eliseo4176 5 років тому +283

    Nobody remembers that a dinosaur can’t break through the glass ball but Owen broke it open with a pocket knife🤔

    • @S1D3W1ND3R015
      @S1D3W1ND3R015 5 років тому +25

      Mr. Opinion underwater too lol do you know how hard it is to break something underwater

    • @genin69
      @genin69 5 років тому +68

      super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +41

      Mr. Opinion who's owen? Do you mean animal-loving navy guy?

    • @keithws2779
      @keithws2779 5 років тому +4

      やっぱり scriptはห่วยแตก ก็นึกอยู่แล้ว I couldn't be bothered to watch it だから I don't care about spoilers and this just confirmed I made the right choice by not going to see it. ขอบคุณครับ

    • @Jbarker1983
      @Jbarker1983 5 років тому +8

      Mr. Opinion He didn’t break it open with the knife. He pried the door open.

  • @gavo5125
    @gavo5125 4 роки тому +53

    I love how sometimes the writer is the crazy and sometimes the producer 😂

  • @soraksr5574
    @soraksr5574 4 роки тому +24

    When he said "Ok then!", I keep thinking about Jim Carrey's "Alrighty Then!" 😂😂😂

  • @tattieverb265
    @tattieverb265 5 років тому +200

    This made me realise that this boss guy is fine with everything.
    EVERYTHING.

    • @raahim11
      @raahim11 4 роки тому +7

      Except for Glass. He was not ok with that

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 4 роки тому +14

      Tattier Verbose456 There are a few things he’s not okay with. Like in Fantastic Beasts he insisted McGonnegal was in the movie even though she was something like negative 9 years old according to previous lore. He even threatened to burn Quebec down and destroy all the poutine if she wasn’t so you know he was serious.

    • @ateuedai860
      @ateuedai860 4 роки тому +9

      Well, he was not okay with the child gang-bang in It...

    • @douglasfels9789
      @douglasfels9789 3 роки тому +3

      I don't know. I found his soul being crushed while hearing the pitches for the Twilight movies very refreshing. :)

    • @ernestyunardi7454
      @ernestyunardi7454 3 роки тому

      Boss guy will sell his mother for Moneyy

  • @MrTrick.
    @MrTrick. 5 років тому +185

    Oh it's a sequel thing

    • @thedon7082
      @thedon7082 5 років тому +5

      Mr Trick sequels are TIGHT!

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 років тому

      Global threats are TIGHT

  • @mattlemasters557
    @mattlemasters557 5 років тому +91

    That navy/volcano part was amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LoanRepresentative
    @LoanRepresentative 5 років тому +24

    5:24
    "So are dinosaurs like [SCARY MONSTERS]?"

  • @hectorluis9609
    @hectorluis9609 5 років тому +302

    That last brachiosaurus on the island.
    Feels bad man😥😥

    • @cbcdesign001
      @cbcdesign001 4 роки тому +38

      Not just the last one but also supposedly the very first Dinosaur we saw in the first Jurassic Park Movie. :(

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 4 роки тому +14

      I legit cried

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 4 роки тому +6

      cbcdesign001 I assume you watch Honest Trailers? If not start with the commentary for this film. When Dan got to that point and how the director thought it was cool that they did that his “ You sick bastard!” Really summed up my reaction perfectly.

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 4 роки тому +3

      There's a whole herd of them on Site B. You know Isla Sorna. You know that island that was the setting for The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3.

    • @NikiRGB
      @NikiRGB 3 роки тому +1

      @@OsirisLord yeah but that one was the first dinosaur we see in the original jurassic park so it holds more emotional value

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 5 років тому +97

    Do a Twilight pitch! I LOVE these!

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 4 роки тому +22

    4:12
    And of course, a velociraptor would TOTALLY BELIEVABLY support blood from a different species

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 4 роки тому +1

      Well the so called science behind that was explained but also utter bs, there's no way different types of animals can be used to give blood to a different animal

    • @ctaco5112
      @ctaco5112 4 роки тому +2

      T. Rex and Velociraptor happen to be related so, I think it's pretty likely they could do a blood transfusion.

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 4 роки тому +1

      @@ctaco5112 what you talking about, raptors where's all bird like creatures, t-rexs where bigger creatures, you every been to a museum, they used to have this moving t- rex at the science museum, and near him where raptors, I always assumed he was attacking them, although they changed it from that

    • @ctaco5112
      @ctaco5112 4 роки тому +2

      @@wwerules000 Just because t. Rex was bigger than velociraptor doesn't mean they can't be related. For instance manatees are smaller than elephants yet they're closely related to them.
      Plus ravens are believed to be descended from the tyrannosaur family.

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 4 роки тому +1

      Conor Tacopina No it’s not just unlikely but impossible, even most humans can’t share blood with each other. It’s why they need to test your blood type before giving you a transfusion if they give you an incompatible blood type it will kill you.

  • @michaelvendick2785
    @michaelvendick2785 4 роки тому +66

    "....Dinosaur loving navy guy". "What's his name again?" "I don't know."

  • @zarahgutierrez4528
    @zarahgutierrez4528 5 років тому +201

    OML I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!!! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ONE YET

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 5 років тому +1

      Zarah Gutierrez: The valid points in this one really had me chuckling 😆

    • @MycleRyder
      @MycleRyder 5 років тому

      The original is my favorite... "because money and business"

  • @coverofwar4097
    @coverofwar4097 5 років тому +63

    Ex-navy here, I can confirm that super heated water is unable to harm me in any way.

  • @idoko6435
    @idoko6435 5 років тому +24

    1:57
    Well... I'm, I'm not joking...
    😂😂😂

  • @NicolaiAAA
    @NicolaiAAA 4 роки тому +3

    2:40 it's so nice to hear someone else mention this. I saw the trailer for this movie and IMMEDIATELY lost my mind.

  • @drakkenmensch
    @drakkenmensch 5 років тому +26

    Wow, Producer Guy has DONE HIS RESEARCH.

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 5 років тому +52

    Perfect! Totally nailed everything that pissed me off about it, including the trailers showing the entire plot.

    • @Brastius
      @Brastius 5 років тому

      Yeah, I haven't seen the movie yet, so I held off on watching this particular Pitch. Now I see my concern at having the ending spoiled was needless.

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 2 роки тому +2

      Because of this I stopped watching trailers long ago, because they often give away key plotpoints, most of the jokes, every single big CGI shot, there's just no point in watching the rest of the movie

    • @user-jc8zm6ef8p
      @user-jc8zm6ef8p 2 роки тому

      @@jemert96 crying after nwh😭
      Really thought the start of the story would be very different

  • @FlackNCoke
    @FlackNCoke 4 роки тому +87

    Fallen Kingdom legit has the dumbest script for any movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen The Room.

    • @crazycoolkids00
      @crazycoolkids00 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, you're not wrong…

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 2 роки тому +7

      The Room is so bad it's good, the Jurassic World movies are just plain bad.

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 2 роки тому +1

      Don't underestimate Colin Trevorrow's unmatched talent of making terrible movies

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 2 роки тому +1

      Idk about that when Rise of Skywalker exists

    • @PhantomMK177
      @PhantomMK177 Рік тому

      Yes but hybrid

  • @jayferguson9968
    @jayferguson9968 4 роки тому +20

    "Yeah, I love cake."
    "Right: Cake is great, but that's not what that-"
    "So, anyways..."
    **sigh**

  • @adjgaines3719
    @adjgaines3719 5 років тому +49

    Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!

  • @Ningnomaningnong
    @Ningnomaningnong 5 років тому +14

    "Clone girl's gonna do it anyway."
    ".....What?"
    Cracked me up.

  • @jamesorlong
    @jamesorlong 5 років тому +7

    "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" is the best line of all of these pitch meetings xD and next to that is the business guy receiving the movie pitch saying "OMG" when something bad happens.

  • @Zoltar0
    @Zoltar0 4 роки тому +50

    "Hybrid hybrids are tight!"
    guy is into furries.

  • @tetsuoshima4077
    @tetsuoshima4077 5 років тому +617

    They say that scientists may be able to create dinosaurs in the next ten years. to which i respond...THERE ARE LITERALLY 5 MOVIES TELLING YOU WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

    • @monitorjonny5943
      @monitorjonny5943 5 років тому +32

      Only that movies aren't like reality

    • @urbz6712
      @urbz6712 5 років тому +33

      We should be good as long as they either don't hire newmen or atleast dont take the the lowest biding computer programmer.

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 5 років тому +5

      Urbz Hello NEWman

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 5 років тому +23

      we haven't even made mammoths yet, dinosaurs won't be for a while, if ever

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 5 років тому +46

      Well- something's gotta fight the AI robots in the future

  • @pocologo975
    @pocologo975 5 років тому +36

    Okay now its time for Independence Day Movie from 1996

  • @a_razz1476
    @a_razz1476 5 років тому +23

    "im cool with disregarding logic if its for a sequel"lol

  • @techsquid3015
    @techsquid3015 3 роки тому +109

    I literally thought that “”money lady” was named Karen.

    • @icarus9980
      @icarus9980 3 роки тому +1

      Dude actually

    • @faded_books
      @faded_books 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @adenmoore3055
      @adenmoore3055 3 роки тому +1

      I only knew her name was because I just watched the pitch for the last movie

    • @MrJeffcoley1
      @MrJeffcoley1 2 роки тому

      No, she's "not Jessica Chastain."

  • @janetracer
    @janetracer 5 років тому +48

    Love these pitch meetings. How about for a change of pace we can see a pitch meeting for some old classic movie. ( Done in appropriate old time costume ) maybe Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind or Snow White.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 років тому

      Oh, and dress from the era the movies are from! :)

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +3

      James Anthony ha! I think the budget for these is about 5 bucks, not enough for an outfit.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 років тому +5

      And they should use slang from the era as well!
      The Bees knees are tight!

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 5 років тому

      I was going to suggest the same thing until I saw the Pitch meeting of Pitch meeting and realised green screened old computers in the background would be funnier.

  • @thecreature7608
    @thecreature7608 5 років тому +161

    Please do a how to train your dragon pitch meeting. I would love it

    • @rowandunning6877
      @rowandunning6877 5 років тому +7

      I'm not positive but i think they did

    • @MoneyManHolmes
      @MoneyManHolmes 4 роки тому +2

      Maleficent pitch meeting would be TIGHT

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 4 роки тому

      MoneyManHolmes Done!
      Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @CalebSpears1
    @CalebSpears1 5 років тому +133

    Dang you were harsh on this movie.
    Being harsh on movies is TIGHT!

    • @justinbel68
      @justinbel68 4 роки тому +1

      Caleb Spears
      True.

    • @MellonVegan
      @MellonVegan 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, not hard to be harsh on bad films

    • @lordfabulous6198
      @lordfabulous6198 4 роки тому +8

      This movie gets a lot wrong, even with moral messages.

    • @kwl189
      @kwl189 4 роки тому +5

      This movie was so bad I can’t believe it passed $700 million. The trailers themselves sucked. If the trailer can’t even look good, what hope does a 90 minute movie have. Hollywood totally wrecked JP.

    • @parker_smith72
      @parker_smith72 3 роки тому

      i like yiur chanel

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 5 років тому +16

    "So the protagonists are gonna go save the dinosaurs themselves!"
    "Oh, okay. Never mind."

  • @justafaniv1097
    @justafaniv1097 5 років тому +24

    Don't forget, the guy making the pitch just finished replaying Resident Evil 1.
    Genetically modified bioweapons being produced in a lab in the basement of an eccentric billionaire's mansion that escape and go on a rampage eventually being released and infecting the local ecosystem? Check!

  • @SquaredMediaAnimations
    @SquaredMediaAnimations 5 років тому +103

    You should do a pitch meeting on the Hobbit! There's a whole lot you could do with that ;)

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie 5 років тому +30

    What was his name again?
    I don't know
    We'll IMDB it 🤣

  • @fearfulcat
    @fearfulcat 4 роки тому +14

    These pitch meetings are one of my favorite things on the whole internet.

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 5 років тому +48

    "Don't talk to me til I've had my coffee!"

  • @94JesseRay
    @94JesseRay 5 років тому +16

    Better than Honest trailers!
    Then again, those have lowered in quality over the years...

  • @GlobalSingeing
    @GlobalSingeing 5 років тому +14

    "Well I was going to but then no, I didn't at all." Classic

  • @ChasehaWing
    @ChasehaWing 3 роки тому +52

    "Isla Sorna."
    "The what?"
    "The island that is right next door, completely abandoned and full of dinosaurs."
    *I FEEL VINDICATED!!!*

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing 3 роки тому +2

      @@jacksawyer3208
      So that doesn't make sense. There's no confirmation that that's what happens. In fact the opposite is more likely since we showed the pterodactyls leaving in movie three to very positive music. Implying that they left the island and all those dinosaurs go free...
      (Which is crazy that everyone was legit cool with the pterodactyls leaving since...you know... THEIR HORRIFYING MONSTERS THAT LIKE TO EAT PEOPLE FOR FUN. Jurrassic World full on shows the proper reaction when they full on shoot one that was trying to leave the island.)

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing 3 роки тому +1

      @@jacksawyer3208
      If it's not in the movies it's not good story telling, and it should not be officially "canon."
      Why should I (or anyone really) take into account ANYTHING that is not discussed, or shown within a movie series? Especially something so important that the plot of 2/5 movies is based on its location at all? Isla Sorna DESERVES, at MINIMUM, a line of dialogue explaining the situation and why it's no longer a viable option in the movie. Excluding this is lazy film making.
      It's like making a Star wars film and for an entire movie, NOT having them use a light sabers to fight or win their battle and not. Saying. Anything. About it. But in some official website saying "oh light savers were giving Luke an allergic reaction so he can't use them now."
      Everyone would be pissed.

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing 3 роки тому

      @@jacksawyer3208
      Whooshing shiny swords. 😛

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 роки тому +1

      @@jacksawyer3208 Not really that funny. Easier to kill them all and restart in a controlled environment, which they did successfully it seems. This solution could also have been backed by the company Masrani.
      Regarding debating the same thing again, it is a different scenario and thoughts on the subject could have changed, especially when the original park didn't officially open but the last one was open for years (I think, quite awhile at least), which could make it a harder decision for them, and yet again there is someone with deep pockets interested in letting them die for their plan to work

  • @mmouse
    @mmouse 5 років тому +35

    "I don't know." ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
    "Fair enough."

  • @Raamsheld
    @Raamsheld 5 років тому +15

    Finally, an accurate review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!

  • @casualunderachiever
    @casualunderachiever 5 років тому +22

    Pitch Meetings are TIGHT. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet 5 років тому +27

    This was pure brilliance

  • @timothydufresne6209
    @timothydufresne6209 5 років тому +54

    Can't wait for more pitch meetings

  • @nickdanen4740
    @nickdanen4740 5 років тому +16

    “Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience” is my favourite line from this series

  • @blackstarwing3332
    @blackstarwing3332 5 років тому +10

    This was awesome! Oh and I love that everyone looks high in your thumbnails!

  • @mlongpre100
    @mlongpre100 3 роки тому +3

    6:19 this is the same plot hole in ' a quiet place'

    • @t34r
      @t34r Рік тому +1

      Also the monster in "a quiet place" cant swimm and doesn't seem to have intelligence. So it shouldn't even be capable to overrun the world.

  • @lyledeyounges1276
    @lyledeyounges1276 5 років тому +15

    "Well, okay then!" This is on point! Brilliant.

  • @Colin-bh5vl
    @Colin-bh5vl 5 років тому +10

    I LOVE the details you put in this even the person pitching is wearing a T-Rex shirt. Beautifully done

  • @jasona5283
    @jasona5283 5 років тому

    Love your videos even though I'm not as critical I have a sense of humor about even movies I like and you make them all so funny. Even movies I enjoy you crack me up so spot on with everything "Well ok then" lol

  • @LithiumThiefMusic
    @LithiumThiefMusic 5 років тому +38

    your tie is so crooked and it's k i l l i n g me
    great video as always, Ryan.
    but that tie.

    • @alunrhys1
      @alunrhys1 3 роки тому +3

      The tie isn't tight!

  • @adderz8619
    @adderz8619 5 років тому +155

    Hybrid hybrid hybrids are TIGHT!!
    p.s. just realised thats exactly what Screen Rant themselves commented 😧😂

  • @dudecus
    @dudecus 5 років тому +51

    Dinosaurs loving navy guy is half god like his twin brother Star Lord! They can survive deep space and pyroclastic flows.

    • @lindanibucwa1016
      @lindanibucwa1016 5 років тому

      Chrises are notoriously hard to kill.

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 років тому

      Why do you think he had to gt debuffed in infinity war

    • @robertdullnig3625
      @robertdullnig3625 5 років тому

      And in his Lego form, he can bend the laws of reality.

  • @nobodywl
    @nobodywl 3 роки тому +1

    3:45 "RIGHT NEXT TO ISLA NUBLAR"
    **Laughs in Las CINCO muertes**

  • @SL-cl9gt
    @SL-cl9gt 4 роки тому +2

    I saw this movie in theaters and I literally cannot remember anything about it. I saw the first Jurassic park twice in an old vhs and remember all their names, quotes and scenes...

  • @coreykitchen5269
    @coreykitchen5269 5 років тому +12

    Ryan's T-Shirt is TIGHT!

  • @DarthTribal
    @DarthTribal 5 років тому +14

    I completely forgot about the jeep charging into the boat and no one noticing... I think that's a bigger screw up in story telling than Rey in Star Wars being a master Jedi with zero training or guidance in TFA...actually, maybe not.

    • @tavare1163
      @tavare1163 5 років тому

      Well there was commotion and everyone was moving around on the boat so I doubt anyone would notice or care.

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 5 років тому

      Tavares, the truck they drove has weight, ad onto that the velocity and you have a very significant impact that should certainly shake the boat in a way that should never happen on the sea during normal operations.
      the staff at the bridge would by alerted by the impact despite not knowing the origin of it, they would know something wrong just happened.
      as for the people in the cargo-bay or hangar whatever would certainly notice the boat suddenly rocking unnaturally.
      when you don't know much about it, it is very easy to clarify it in a way that seems to make it plausible, but it JUST isn't.

  • @kathleenkinney275
    @kathleenkinney275 3 роки тому +1

    "did you do any research before writing this this"?
    "well i was going to but then I no i didn't at all"
    LOST IT XD

  • @shyamsundarrajan2469
    @shyamsundarrajan2469 4 роки тому

    It's so true about the names I can't remember the names of characters from the new series but Dr Grant and others are ingrained in my memory

  • @johnoliver4445
    @johnoliver4445 5 років тому +119

    Guys I just wanted to say given the political climate in this country today , I totally love your videos because everyone of them make me laugh and I need it ! Thank you!!

    • @whalwing25
      @whalwing25 5 років тому +12

      John Oliver “Given the political climate in this country” why did you feel the need to include that?

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 5 років тому +5

      whalwing25 Because they felt like it, that's how opinions work.

    • @whalwing25
      @whalwing25 5 років тому +7

      V I but it wasn’t an opinion. He or she literally added nothing to their comment by saying that.

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 5 років тому +3

      whalwing25 They love the content despite the climate and it's a statement of their enjoyment of the video. That's an opinion, the other comment added nothing to the discussion while criticizing someone else.

    • @rdd217
      @rdd217 5 років тому +9

      John Oliver Political climates are tight!

  • @TheSaltySeaman
    @TheSaltySeaman 5 років тому +18

    High quality snark as usual. Can you do Dark Tower sometime in the future for this loyal fan and Stephen King...onite? Kinglet?

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 5 років тому

      A Dark Tower pitch meeting would be super easy, barely an inconvenience - if Ka wills it.

  • @AnushriGupta040921
    @AnushriGupta040921 Рік тому +1

    I love these too much! When I was younger, I used to spend my time laughing with my cousins who cracked hilarious (or lame-but-hilarious) jokes! Now that everyone has parted ways in the course of higher education, we seldom get back those moments of joy and laughter. Now I sit alone and have a great time watching your videos, laughing and remembering the good old days! Thank you so much

  • @Grimm-Gaming
    @Grimm-Gaming Рік тому

    Since i found this channel... Watching these videos has been super easy, barely an inconvenience!