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  • Step into the pitch meeting that started James Cameron's Avatar! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
    James Cameron’s Avatar took the world by storm in 2009, securing its spot as one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Isn’t it kind of weird then that it barely seems to have had any impact on pop culture? To find out why that is, let’s step inside the pitch meeting that led to the world of Pandora, the Na’vi, and a whooooole lot of thinly veiled racial stereotypes. What led to the decision to have giant blue kitty kats? Why don’t the multimillion dollar Avatars have ANY tracking capabilities? What’s up with the super generic villain? All these questions and more are answering in this pitch meeting! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @SurenK7
    @SurenK7 5 років тому +7955

    I just spent my whole evening watching pitch meetings instead of studying. "Whoopsie"

    • @misjamaununen9618
      @misjamaununen9618 4 роки тому +750

      Neglecting studying for pitch meetings is tight.

    • @TrashPanda5150
      @TrashPanda5150 4 роки тому +212

      Whoops!

    • @partsofearth
      @partsofearth 4 роки тому +101

      It is indeed good procrastination material

    • @obnoxious-cackle
      @obnoxious-cackle 4 роки тому +52

      I'm supposed to be writing multiple essays right now but here I am!

    • @Iffets500
      @Iffets500 4 роки тому +124

      SurenK7 I hope your exam was actually very easy- barely an inconvenience!

  • @gonzotown9438
    @gonzotown9438 5 років тому +5317

    Although, I imagine the actual Pitch meeting was something like, "I'm James Cameron. I made Titanic. Give me money." And then he got money, because he's James Cameron and he made Titanic.

    • @BhriguParashar
      @BhriguParashar 4 роки тому +355

      Super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @johnmclain250
      @johnmclain250 4 роки тому +269

      The man has made the 2nd and 3rd best grossing films of all time. (And technically they were both 1st at the time of release.) So yeah, the man prints money when he makes a movie.

    • @rahulvenugopal1798
      @rahulvenugopal1798 4 роки тому +65

      @@johnmclain250 and then he made Alita: Battle Angel

    • @manuelmoreno1453
      @manuelmoreno1453 4 роки тому +119

      He also happened to direct, write and produce the movie so this is just him talking to himself

    • @iruledaworld333
      @iruledaworld333 4 роки тому +83

      @@rahulvenugopal1798 He didn't actually direct Alita though. That was Robert Rodriguez. James Cameron produced the movie.

  • @elphaba4674
    @elphaba4674 4 роки тому +2725

    "Pocahontas in space with big blue kitty cats!"
    :D

  • @jbot91
    @jbot91 4 роки тому +6687

    This video showed me how wierd the pony tail thing actually is.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 4 роки тому +394

      I would love to see the behind-the-scenes interview where this concept was pitched. I imagine it was a lot like this, except for everyone in the writer's room awkwardly looking around to see if anyone ELSE would stand up to Cameron, lol

    • @beauross2442
      @beauross2442 4 роки тому +90

      The movie Avatar showed me. You have to connect to everything living with your "pony tail"? So it's like Bad Grandpa. He was connected to the vending machine by his "pony tail" too.

    • @romanpapec6735
      @romanpapec6735 4 роки тому +73

      Guys you don't see the BIG picture 'We are all connected'

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 4 роки тому +255

      I like to think no one connected the dots. Like first they thought, "How do they control the animals? Use their ponytails."
      And then on a completely separate meeting, "How do we show intimacy, there's no genital? Just connect their tails"
      And they never thought twice about it
      😂😂

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +53

      Roman Papec Yup and if you don’t want to be connected we will make sure to ram our ponytail into you until we are....

  • @Conker.
    @Conker. 5 років тому +3508

    "What's going to stop the humans from just coming back?" "Because the movies over."

    • @edgepixel8467
      @edgepixel8467 5 років тому +23

      Conker Squirrel
      Movie's

    • @havek23
      @havek23 5 років тому +92

      Yeah, the other 10+ billion humans (by this time in the future) or even more if we're colonizing space, will definitely no longer need the unobtainium and forget all about Pandora because of some primitive aliens there.

    • @miguelthealpaca8971
      @miguelthealpaca8971 4 роки тому +19

      Well maybe they will come back. We do have more movies coming.

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 4 роки тому +40

      @@miguelthealpaca8971 Avatar 2: Armageddon as the return humans drop space rocks on the planet.

    • @Elandil5
      @Elandil5 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lorkanthal 5:08

  • @stormvexed
    @stormvexed 4 роки тому +3349

    I truly love when the producer guys says "Oh no." or "Oh my god." in genuine horror/concern. It is the best and makes me happy.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 4 роки тому +102

      And then accepts the concept anyway

    • @romanpapec6735
      @romanpapec6735 4 роки тому +40

      I am starting to belive that the producer is just a regular movie fan and is just after some money.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +19

      The Producer has gotten freaky a few times....

    • @hansnorleaf
      @hansnorleaf 2 роки тому +10

      @@punkwrestle O' wow wow wow wow

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 2 роки тому +1

      Oh, you kind of sound like a psychopath (read it in the producer guy’s voice).

  • @catherinestickels2591
    @catherinestickels2591 Рік тому +445

    "Over 50 pitch meetings on the channel, kind of a long binge"
    The man had no idea how big this would become

    • @josho7138
      @josho7138 Рік тому +4

      311 meetings to count

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @xlrouge
    @xlrouge 5 років тому +1963

    “Tell, don’t show”
    -The script Doctor

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 5 років тому +7

      More like doctor Script.
      Yeah his parents hated him.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 років тому +9

      Jakub Mike he’s Dr.Writer
      His full name is Script P. Writer
      The P is for Pitch

  • @NyGeL_Derey
    @NyGeL_Derey 5 років тому +3920

    And remember kids, don't connect ponytail with strangers

    • @catfoy8888
      @catfoy8888 5 років тому +131

      DO NOT PLAY PONYTAIL WITH STRANGERS YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE

    • @galexeqe
      @galexeqe 5 років тому +85

      and if you play with your ponytail you'll go blind

    • @fluffyncute063
      @fluffyncute063 5 років тому +64

      I ponytailed a wild beast and now i got AIDS

    • @Infernape1998
      @Infernape1998 5 років тому +29

      Don’t worry I have surgery to remove my ponytail

    • @voxorox
      @voxorox 5 років тому +66

      My ponytail burns when I brush it. Is that normal?

  • @benjamincox4211
    @benjamincox4211 3 роки тому +284

    I love how you did the “tell, don’t show” joke in both avatar pitch meetings

    • @scottwilliams895
      @scottwilliams895 2 роки тому +3

      🔍 🤯

    • @scottwilliams895
      @scottwilliams895 2 роки тому +19

      Crossover humor is TIGHT!

    • @rshiva08
      @rshiva08 2 роки тому +11

      You mean also in pitch meeting for avatar the last airbender?

    • @sed6
      @sed6 Рік тому +1

      Two different movies...

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 Рік тому +1

      I guess 12 Angry Men should've shown the court case instead of relying on exposition throughout the movie.

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers 2 роки тому +78

    The joke about the budget right behind the 'moral of the story' was BRILLIANT.

  • @Loop-flow
    @Loop-flow 5 років тому +1893

    "Whoops"... "Whoopsie"! Saying Whoopsie is tight.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 років тому +3

      Doing whoopsies is tigher... ôo

    • @joonaspenttila201
      @joonaspenttila201 5 років тому +8

      Yep bearly an inconvience
      (yeah i didn't know how tp spell it so i just wrote something close to ir)

    • @jacobproductions7501
      @jacobproductions7501 5 років тому +1

      Well OK then, if you say so.

    • @Unlikely_Pirate
      @Unlikely_Pirate 5 років тому +2

      Ever since I started watching these videos I say it all the time

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 5 років тому +1

      Super tight

  • @Noxat
    @Noxat 5 років тому +7273

    Binging these Pitch Meeting videos is really easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Chronocrits
      @Chronocrits 4 роки тому +109

      Oh, really?

    • @mrchuckmorris
      @mrchuckmorris 4 роки тому +60

      Actually it's quite difficult, I have to 5-second click through two huge ads or else I'm stuck listening to 10 minutes worth of commercials for a 3 minute video.

    • @rahul0000nm
      @rahul0000nm 4 роки тому +100

      Super easy

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 4 роки тому +87

      Binging Pitch Meeting is tight!

    • @vegan-vrking9565
      @vegan-vrking9565 4 роки тому +5

      😬😄😬😄😬😄😬😄

  • @Mr.E723
    @Mr.E723 Рік тому +146

    Omg, I can’t wait for the Way of Water Pitch Meeting

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Рік тому +17

      Just dropped today. Watching it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @willbordy
      @willbordy Рік тому +2

      @@mr.joshua6818 Just found this channel and watch both avatar pitch meeting and the thing that bug me the most was the fact that makes no sense that the avatars would not have a tracking device implanted into them or in their equipment since they literally need to be connected wireless with the host.
      I think avatar one is the movie I watched the most in my life and never realize that

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Рік тому

      @@willbordy hadn't realized it either lol

    • @TIEVR
      @TIEVR Рік тому

      @@willbordy if you want to get really geeky about it, check the avatar Wikipedia, on the extended lore they talk about what the unobtanioum is used for, and one of the uses is quantum entanglement so they can have communications that are faster than the speed of light... so maybe the brain of the avatars and the hosts are using the same Quantum entangled tech so they can operate without lag or reception issues.... the lore has an explanation why the avatar connection is not traceable. Saying that... you bet that in the real world they would have added a tracking device implated under the skin anyway, as they are a billion dollars each to make.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Рік тому +1

      @@mr.joshua6818 Oh, binge watching Pitch Meetings is Tight!

  • @ponytailpotato309
    @ponytailpotato309 3 роки тому +242

    “If that’s really the message you wanna send maybe we could donate that money to a charity-”
    “-No I wanna make a movie- Give me money.”
    “Fair enough- spending money on preachy messages is TIGHT.”
    “Well, there’s more where that came from- if you wanna give me some more money.”
    “I like your style.”

    • @johndurrett8359
      @johndurrett8359 3 роки тому +23

      Hollywood giving preachy messages on Award nights and in Movies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Then asking for more money. Call an Ambulance their clearly having a stroke

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 років тому +2396

    "Spending money on preachy messages is TIGHT!"

    • @JamesThomas-pj2lx
      @JamesThomas-pj2lx 5 років тому +4

      yes, gold!

    • @chrisd6736
      @chrisd6736 5 років тому +35

      Lol said every Hollywood producer ever

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 5 років тому +33

      So preachy.
      All the movie awards are actually for degree of left-wing preachiness.

    • @StormflameMW
      @StormflameMW 5 років тому +28

      "Preach don't act!"
      "I think you might have got that backwards."
      "whoops"
      "whoopsie"

    • @bumperallen7720
      @bumperallen7720 4 роки тому +2

      I love that joke every time!

  • @hegmonster
    @hegmonster 5 років тому +604

    "That sounds like something you should go to jail for!" is my second favorite line from your show.

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 4 роки тому +7

      I want this to be a new recurring meme

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe then the directors will take notice...?

    • @jamesw5364
      @jamesw5364 3 роки тому +2

      And get put in a room

    • @gst013
      @gst013 3 роки тому +6

      "Nuns are tight!"

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 2 роки тому +1

      Oh you mean a room?

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 4 роки тому +481

    Bet the real pitch went something like this......
    _"This story doesn't make any sense....."_ -Exec.
    _"I'm James Cameron."_ -James Cameron.
    _"Good enough. We're in."_ -Exec.

    • @PistonAvatarGuy
      @PistonAvatarGuy 4 роки тому +7

      Almost every movie and TV show can be dissected just like this. Plot holes make things interesting.

    • @charizardjmj
      @charizardjmj 3 роки тому +10

      "Well, if he's in, I'm in"

    • @tedferkin
      @tedferkin 3 роки тому +10

      And being James Cameron is tight....

    • @chastion3689
      @chastion3689 2 роки тому +1

      You might not like the story but it does make sense.
      People just love shitting on this movie and i'll never understand why.

    • @rayyanmerchant6681
      @rayyanmerchant6681 2 роки тому +3

      @@chastion3689 people keep liking the story of avatar and I'll never understand why

  • @CQCGRID
    @CQCGRID 3 роки тому +225

    2:28
    "Well she shows him how to plug his ponytail into some animals."
    "What?"

    • @sharonjuniorchess
      @sharonjuniorchess 3 роки тому +10

      Was that before she allowed him to plug his pony tail into hers or after? and why doesn't it matter where its been before? I had a computer virus once that corrupted my surfing history with all sorts of strange things like [censored by youtube].

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 5 років тому +3171

    I'm probably gonna regret this, but could you do a Titanic pitch meeting?😁

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 5 років тому +1259

    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE AANG?"

    • @wonton_7708
      @wonton_7708 5 років тому +5

      Hi again!

    • @aspiringcloudexpert5127
      @aspiringcloudexpert5127 5 років тому +2

      We meet again.

    • @danm2368
      @danm2368 5 років тому +9

      so you're trying to be the new Justin Y.

    • @AvatarCritic
      @AvatarCritic 5 років тому +3

      Dude, yall would like my channel

    • @imjusthere9493
      @imjusthere9493 5 років тому +3

      You gotta try harder than that buddy if you wanna be the second justin Y

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 4 роки тому +260

    "A movie is only as good as its villain."
    It's true, and I wish more people understood this, especially when the story or genre hinges on the villain.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 2 роки тому +43

      Avatar's villain: "We're trying to get a rare mineral so our species doesn't basically go extinct."
      Audience after growing older and thinking more about it: "Wait..."

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 2 роки тому +13

      @@midgetydeath The protagonist was the real villain all along.

    • @tirthankarmishra1420
      @tirthankarmishra1420 2 роки тому +2

      @@midgetydeath wasn't that a company doing that for profit?

    • @ahhmm5381
      @ahhmm5381 2 роки тому

      @@midgetydeath Yep. Any species will do practically anything to ensure survival.

    • @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq
      @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq Рік тому +1

      @@jasperzanovich2504 HE IS NOT JAKE CHOOSE THE EXTINCTION OF HIS SPECIES OVER THE GENOCIDE OF NAVI
      AND HUMANS KILLED THEIR MOTHER EARTH

  • @steelcommander9918
    @steelcommander9918 Рік тому +46

    "why dont the humans just come back with more bombs" literely predicted the plot of avatar 2

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 10 місяців тому

      * Why *
      * don't *
      * ~ bombs? *
      (* literally *)
      * Literally *
      * avatar 2. *
      * Avatar 2. *

  • @meblijebli2152
    @meblijebli2152 5 років тому +392

    "Tell dont show"
    "Well i think you mightve gotten that backwards"
    "Whoops"
    "Whoopsie"

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 роки тому +6

      I guess the USS Indianapolis speech in Jaws had it backwards.

    • @rahulmenon9530
      @rahulmenon9530 3 роки тому +4

      A thousand pictures is worth a single word

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 роки тому +1

      @@rahulmenon9530 A thousand pictures of crap = crap.

  • @captainawesome1316
    @captainawesome1316 4 роки тому +874

    “Plus that will keep the runtime down”
    “Actually it’s gonna be about 3 hours long”
    “OH MY GOD”
    Lmao, that killed me

  • @13realmusic
    @13realmusic 4 роки тому +776

    So we all going to ignore that ponytail beastiality thing

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +29

      it's okay, they submitted to it *shudders*

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 4 роки тому +99

      It wasnt just beastiality, it was directly rape on camera. A bunch of people hunt down animals and watch as one of their ,members rapes and mind controls another living creature.

    • @troop546
      @troop546 4 роки тому +27

      I think its more like a USB connector.

    • @silentlamb21
      @silentlamb21 4 роки тому +18

      @@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 so basically what people do to horses when they are broken in?

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 4 роки тому +77

      @@silentlamb21 they insert their sex parts in them...and mind control them?

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine Рік тому +67

    “What’s to prevent them from just coming back with more bombs?” 👀

    • @SoraTheKeyToEverything
      @SoraTheKeyToEverything Рік тому +7

      The movies over

    • @thetay24
      @thetay24 Рік тому +9

      @@SoraTheKeyToEverything or until you give me more money for a sequel

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +2

      They do that in the sequel 14 years later

    • @shmeepness1700
      @shmeepness1700 Рік тому +2

      They did come back, it takes 12 years to travel to and back to pandora, the sequel is set 15 years later so they traveled back which took 6 years, then it took them 3 years to advance and gather more of their tech and then 6 to come back

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +2

      @@shmeepness1700 The real question is whether or not people will watch Avatar 3 in 2037

  • @jamierawson8979
    @jamierawson8979 5 років тому +371

    Expository dialogue spoken directly at the camera is tight

  • @commieRob
    @commieRob 4 роки тому +1707

    "So basically we're going to manufacture a computer-generated fantasy world where nothing even remotely resemble real nature then name the whole movie about the expensive piece of technology that we invented to film it."
    "And what's the message of the movie?"
    "That nature is amazing and obsession with technology is evil."

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 4 роки тому +75

      Robert Slaughter "whoops."
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @VeganCossack
      @VeganCossack 4 роки тому +36

      not sure why exactly it doesn't resemble "real nature", but ok

    • @kallewirsch2263
      @kallewirsch2263 4 роки тому +3

      Fair enough

    • @romanpapec6735
      @romanpapec6735 4 роки тому +58

      @@VeganCossack Yeah I was curious about this comment too, well everyone has their opinions. I'll just have a hike on mountains floating nearby now.

    • @histkontext
      @histkontext 4 роки тому +32

      @@VeganCossack I guess the flying islands? and it also looks more like PS3 game than real nature

  • @mnsnerd
    @mnsnerd Рік тому +96

    This was very funny, as usual. I was weirdly disappointed that we didn't hear siren noises near the end of the video.

  • @chetwood6517
    @chetwood6517 3 роки тому +133

    “What’s to prevent them from coming back with more bombs?” “The movie’s over.”

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому +3

      Absolutely love this reason! It works!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 років тому +579

    Dances with Smurfs is tight.

    • @joaorenz7784
      @joaorenz7784 5 років тому +10

      I see a south park ref, I like it immediately.

    • @blackstarwing3332
      @blackstarwing3332 5 років тому +2

      It simple man, I see a South Park ref, I like.

    • @Ghost7065
      @Ghost7065 4 роки тому

      @@joaorenz7784 I thought it was robot chicken

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 4 роки тому +718

    Send an ambulance anyway I like when the sirens go “WEE-UUOO!”

    • @The_Yosh
      @The_Yosh 4 роки тому +24

      Wii U

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 роки тому +9

      weeyoo weeyoo weeyoo weeyoo... CHOSEN ONE! *snort*

    • @S1nwar
      @S1nwar 4 роки тому +6

      would be fun if it wasnt a serious crime. WOOOPSIE

    • @ringostingo5892
      @ringostingo5892 4 роки тому

      Oh, that is a fun noise, sir!

    • @Boog_masskway
      @Boog_masskway 3 роки тому

      And I really felt that didn’t you?

  • @lances4803
    @lances4803 3 роки тому +55

    I still think this particular Pitch Meeting has some of the best writing of the series. Very clever.

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Рік тому +56

    Can’t wait for the Avatar 2 Pitch Meeting.

    • @micahberlin8332
      @micahberlin8332 Рік тому +2

      If he doesn’t mention act 3 being straight up the second half of titanic I’ll be sad

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 Рік тому

      @@micahberlin8332 omg, never thought of the connection with titanic and james cameron. it is

  • @isaacgruver7061
    @isaacgruver7061 5 років тому +50

    "What's to prevent them from coming back with more bombs?"
    "The movie is over"
    My favorite line from any of these sketches.

  • @HellfireClub242
    @HellfireClub242 5 років тому +247

    Screenrant pitch meetings are TIGHT!!!

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 роки тому +71

    I'm gonna make an element you can't even imagine. I'll call it "inconceivium."

    • @blanketstarry7725
      @blanketstarry7725 3 роки тому +14

      I automatically read "inconceivium" with the voice of Vizzini, from The Princess Bride.

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 2 роки тому +1

      James Cameron " write that down write that down "

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 Рік тому

      @@blanketstarry7725 - you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

    • @blanketstarry7725
      @blanketstarry7725 Рік тому +1

      @@donoimdono2702 Interesting comment...

  • @delix787
    @delix787 2 роки тому +9

    2:33 The way that he says what?! Gets me every time. 😭

  • @mrduckman225
    @mrduckman225 5 років тому +131

    "We could donate that money to a good cause"
    "No I wanna make a movie, give me money"
    Anand G. Is right

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle 5 років тому +40

    "Spending money on preachy messages is TIGHT."
    There has never been a more "Hollywood" thing uttered in any S.R. Pitch Meeting--ever.

  • @theafricanpro658
    @theafricanpro658 Рік тому +5

    What's preventing them from coming back with more. A.K.A avatar way of water

  • @1simo93521
    @1simo93521 4 роки тому +45

    "And what's to stop them coming back with more bombs?"
    "Well the movies over?!"
    Lol!!!

  • @ryanmaddugal8059
    @ryanmaddugal8059 5 років тому +138

    Ahh this
    *Pocahontas but,in space with some big blue* *kitty cats* movie
    is TIGHT!!😜

    • @pudgebl67
      @pudgebl67 5 років тому +5

      Hold on a minute... (picks up mobile) - "We need an ambulance, I think the guy i'm talk with is have a stroke."

  • @joonyaboy
    @joonyaboy 5 років тому +223

    This was amazing. Especially “Because the Movie’s over”

    • @fandomjuice7521
      @fandomjuice7521 2 роки тому

      “Because the movie’s over”. In other words, the bad guys acknowledged that the movie was running near three hours and were super considerate of our short attention spans.

  • @mouhiazeck
    @mouhiazeck Рік тому +4

    "What's to prevent them from just coming back with more bombs?"
    "That's the neat part, they do"

  • @T1hitsTheHighestNote
    @T1hitsTheHighestNote 3 роки тому +11

    "It's Pochahontas, but in space with some blue kitty cats"
    Yep, that pretty mcuh sums up the whoel thing.

  • @p.bamygdala2139
    @p.bamygdala2139 5 років тому +408

    Shoving your thing in someone else's thing is TIGHT!

    • @jaredloveless
      @jaredloveless 5 років тому +8

      P. B Amygdala on that note, Pitch Meeting of Big Mouth!

    • @lanerussell7958
      @lanerussell7958 4 роки тому +11

      ...ideally, yes.

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 4 роки тому +19

      Let's not forget the " Mary Poppins is tight" comment for the Force Awakens pitch meeting.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 3 роки тому +2

      @@SophiaAphrodite "Mary Poppins is tight" is so wrong & so funny on many levels.

    • @ferrous719
      @ferrous719 3 роки тому +5

      If you're doing it right it's not tight at all, barely an inconvenience

  • @SharkorpionSwag
    @SharkorpionSwag 5 років тому +325

    I'd love to see a Pitch Meeting for Pitch Meeting! I'm sure it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @mexicanadian0846
      @mexicanadian0846 5 років тому +1

      Sugarbeastie and Tight

    • @PheydraSunstar
      @PheydraSunstar 5 років тому +37

      Wish granted for the 100th episode 😄

    • @pavanipallam9953
      @pavanipallam9953 4 роки тому +11

      It's there

    • @fandomjuice7521
      @fandomjuice7521 2 роки тому +5

      Making pitch meetings for pitch meetings is tight!

    • @llMarvelous
      @llMarvelous 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, and now when it’s made, I can say it’s absolutely hilarious

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 4 роки тому +131

    When you went for the *Blue Girl* of the highest grossing movie of all time,to the *Green Girl* of the highest grossing movie of all time...
    *STONKS*

    • @jdbeier8520
      @jdbeier8520 4 роки тому +48

      To do...
      1) Hire Zoe Saldana
      2) Paint her a primary color
      3) Make highest grossing movie of all time

    • @greasybumpkin1661
      @greasybumpkin1661 3 роки тому +21

      @@jdbeier8520 green is a secondary colour tho

    • @afrarunduml1170
      @afrarunduml1170 3 роки тому +13

      So... Zoe Saldana is a person of color?

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому +2

      Very colourful!

  • @normancharlesworth1289
    @normancharlesworth1289 4 роки тому +112

    At this point , I just click "like" before it even starts......

    • @fastacker2
      @fastacker2 4 роки тому +17

      Clicking "like" before the video starts is tight.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому +2

      I've read that the video is rated higher by UA-cam, if the video, or at least some of it, is watched before the like button is hit. Makes sense, slows down the people trying to artificially inflate likes. So, I always wait (and also always hit like).

    • @Crazyjn
      @Crazyjn 3 роки тому +3

      Just because it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience....🤷🏻‍♂️💯😂😂😂

    • @tgr.4550
      @tgr.4550 3 роки тому +1

      RIGHT RIGHT
      LOL

  • @willywonka4690
    @willywonka4690 5 років тому +190

    "I can tell you right now I feel gross about it"🤣🤣🤣

  • @TueSorensen
    @TueSorensen 5 років тому +94

    You haven't done PASSENGERS yet, have you? We need that pitch meeting!

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 роки тому +10

    "Don't let me catch you ponytailing in there."
    - A good mother

  • @josephchristensen4578
    @josephchristensen4578 3 роки тому +18

    Dances with Wolves is the true inspiration. It's a scene-for-scene copy.

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug 2 роки тому +4

      So, Costner literally raped the wolves in that movie?

    • @newloon
      @newloon 2 роки тому +2

      It's pretty damn close...the prairie/west is pandora...natives are the navi...buffalos are the unobtainium...us army is well, the same...both tame wild animals...only difference is really just the love interest in dances isn't a true native...other than that exact same movie

    • @tonysylar
      @tonysylar 2 роки тому +1

      Danced with Wolves is a copy of A Man Called Horse (1957).

    • @tonysylar
      @tonysylar 2 роки тому +1

      @@newloon Except it's a completely different type of movie. It offers a different experience, different characters, etc.
      Just because 2 movies have similar premises, that doesn't mean they are the same. Avatar is more concerned with being an action-adventure, fantasy popcorn flick, that most people can enjoy. While Dances with Wolves is a slow-burning western drama about Native American culture. It's much more concern with characters and the grit of reality back then, than it is at being a fun adventure.
      Avatar is also much better directed than Dances with Wolves.

  • @Ankit.Sethi.
    @Ankit.Sethi. 5 років тому +86

    "Spending money on preachy messages is tight." 😂

    • @nmarch79
      @nmarch79 5 років тому +2

      My favorite line from all the pitch meetings

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 5 років тому +388

    M Night Shyalamalongmadingdong’s The Last Airbender Pitch Meeting

  • @sandeepranjan4843
    @sandeepranjan4843 Рік тому +3

    Pitch guy: What's to prevent them from coming back with more bombs?
    James Cameroon: Actually... Nothing.

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 2 роки тому +65

    "Hard to believe nobody ever thought of attacking Toruk from above."
    I think it was supposed to be because he's from outside of their culture. None of them ever thought of that because the whole idea is to prove you're worthy by besting him in combat, which means approaching head on. Sam Worthington just wants to win, so he sneak attacks the dragon.

    • @RD19902010
      @RD19902010 2 роки тому +24

      he also had a lot less to loose, as he would simply wake up a human.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 роки тому +9

      Actually there’s a easier explanation:
      The Aliens are one note creatures that are almost hive mind in nature with how they act, a common and easy trope to make a alien an alien compared to humans.

  • @nilow0713
    @nilow0713 5 років тому +138

    How about a Pitch Meeting for the Hunger Games Franchise??

    • @ethank5681
      @ethank5681 5 років тому +6

      “Won’t it be difficult to convince people this isn’t a rip off of the cult classic Battle Royale?”
      “Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience!”

    • @elisabethavila220
      @elisabethavila220 4 роки тому +1

      They just did that now! You can watch it on Screen rant :)

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +1

      They did it.
      "Great, now the child murdering is for the whole family!"

  • @tonys617
    @tonys617 5 років тому +12

    2:45 'you have to shove your thing into it's thing' 😂😂😂 I died!

  • @ScarletGhost53
    @ScarletGhost53 Рік тому +9

    4:39 That really aged well. December 2022 now. Avatar: The Way of Water has been released.

    • @PlumbPitiful
      @PlumbPitiful Рік тому

      And the Pitch meeting for it just got posted! 😀

  • @user-tl5ru7jc1j
    @user-tl5ru7jc1j 4 роки тому +107

    Director: we should donate it"
    Screen writer: "no I wanna make a movie give me money"
    I'm weak 🤣

  • @abdelramirez4508
    @abdelramirez4508 5 років тому +260

    Do pitch meetings for canceled movies like the amazing spider man 3 or Batman vs robin 2

    • @opinionofmine3238
      @opinionofmine3238 5 років тому +26

      That would be really backwards to the whole pitch meeting thing. He takes scene from the movie and offers a "picth meeting" from a retroactive perspective, but half the joke is always that nomatter what both the writer and the producer always go along with basically anything.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 5 років тому +13

      Opinionofmine it could work though...they can go forward with all the stupidity and cancel it for something that would actually be good

    • @derinwithaq5811
      @derinwithaq5811 4 роки тому +2

      I’m sure this comment would be much more popular if you had added “You should” at the beginning

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 4 роки тому +2

      There was a batman vs robin?

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard 4 роки тому

      @@92brunod YEAH! Could jsut cancel it and then at the end pitch guy just says "I mean, we could always reboot Batman to be more darker, gritter and more grounded."

  • @THEAdmiralXizor
    @THEAdmiralXizor 5 років тому +56

    "The person I'm talking to is having a stroke" ..!?
    I'm SOOOOO going to use this in real LIFE.

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 2 роки тому +9

    I’m in the minority of people who never liked Avatar so I’m all for this!

    • @aparnamohan6788
      @aparnamohan6788 10 місяців тому +2

      Could not agree more. And the second one is worse than the first.

  • @MooShaka89
    @MooShaka89 4 роки тому +49

    My favorite will always be "whoops" "whoopsie"

  • @novastudios2147
    @novastudios2147 5 років тому +38

    Please do a pitch meeting for Lost! Confusing island timelines are *TIGHT*

  • @brandonjackson7529
    @brandonjackson7529 4 роки тому +277

    Shove your thing into it's thing, but's it's gonna fight back, so you really need to shove it in there. That sounds like something you should go to jail for.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AkarshBalaji
    @AkarshBalaji 2 роки тому +7

    When I was in fourth grade, my dad decided to stop at Taco Bell before we were gonna watch Avatar and we ended up being ten minutes late. I just learned about the whole brother part and introduction watching this pitch meeting. Thanks Ryan

  • @baba58201
    @baba58201 Рік тому +33

    Watching Avatar pitch meeting 2 days before watching the sequel is tight.

  • @shoryuken5907
    @shoryuken5907 5 років тому +8

    0:18 That face you make when your teacher asks you to read for the class but you don't even know which book they're talking about.

  • @lexnellis4869
    @lexnellis4869 4 роки тому +157

    Missed joke: "it sounds like you're having a stroke." I am, of genius!"

  • @sk1ttlz904
    @sk1ttlz904 2 роки тому +14

    Best way to save time on watching movies: Just watch a pitch meeting to see if it's really that worth it.

  • @liamnoah6648
    @liamnoah6648 3 роки тому +6

    (4:49)
    Screenwriter >>> Nature is important and if you let money drive your motivation, you are a bad person
    Producer >>> What kind of budget are you aiming for?
    Screenwriter >>> About a quarter of a billion dollars 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Dtellamc11
    @Dtellamc11 5 років тому +12

    "Well you have to wrestle it down and shove your thing into it's thing, it's gonna fight back so you really need to pin it down and shove your tail in there"
    It's that simple, barely an inconvenience.

  • @VoidlessHue
    @VoidlessHue 5 років тому +40

    Time to plug my ponytail into some animals!

  • @Meta-Drew
    @Meta-Drew 3 роки тому +15

    3D was 90% of the films appeal and the only reason I thought it was good the first time I saw it. When I re-saw it in 2d I realized it was donkey doo

  • @ericneal8582
    @ericneal8582 2 роки тому +8

    While Ryan was coming up with descriptors for this movie he forgot "dances with wolves but CGI."

  • @Bkwarrior420
    @Bkwarrior420 5 років тому +45

    Pitch meeting for jay and silent bob strikes back please :)

  • @faithrichardson2454
    @faithrichardson2454 5 років тому +15

    At the beginning of this there was an ambulance going by my house,

  • @toteallyfoxybags3851
    @toteallyfoxybags3851 4 роки тому +17

    I'm so glad I discovered these videos. It's made the pandemic much more tolerable!

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 3 роки тому +6

    3:30 the shallowness of the villain?
    I really liked Avatar. The 1-D military villain was the weakest point. The Boys have a good point.
    In a 3 hour film? You can't spend 15 minutes explaining the villain?

  • @virajreddy3850
    @virajreddy3850 5 років тому +57

    Fans: Pfft I'd love to see you critique avatar. It's probably one of the best films to ever exis-
    ScreenRant: Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому

      @M M Ahhh, so it was only torture for 2 hours? Seems like you should stop torturing yourself sooner.

  • @williamjameshoffer4405
    @williamjameshoffer4405 5 років тому +15

    Wow. Preachy movies are tight is a pretty incisive criticism of Hollywood. Nice work!

  • @Winged_Snek
    @Winged_Snek 3 роки тому +8

    I don't know why the first time I heard "Super easy, barely and inconvenience", I laughed.
    I don't know why I still laugh at it.
    But I still laugh every time

  • @lynwoodclaire500
    @lynwoodclaire500 4 роки тому +2

    I have just discovered these Pitch Meeting videos and I'm now binging them all.

  • @LetsPlayGamez
    @LetsPlayGamez 5 років тому +36

    Hey Ryan, could you do a Pitch Meeting for the Netflix show Disenchantment? That would be tight!

    • @shadowninja958
      @shadowninja958 5 років тому

      LetsPlayGamez if he doesn't say super easy barely an inconvenience as a response I'll be mad.

  • @StephenCharlesTV
    @StephenCharlesTV 5 років тому +38

    LOL, "Join the clan" "There's this thing with the ponytail" "You have to pin it down and plug in the ponytail" 😂

  • @davidwuhrer6704
    @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому +18

    The best thing about that film is that unobtainium is an actual technical term that is used only half-jokingly in materials science, and the film uses it accurately (Cameron is into technology like that), and everybody seems to think it is a bad joke that was invented for the film.

  • @MsFashizo
    @MsFashizo 4 роки тому +1

    Those connect the ponytail with animal scenes will never be the same again for me.

  • @vanillajack5925
    @vanillajack5925 5 років тому +13

    I always compared Avatar to Fern Gully meets Dances with Wolves :)

  • @alexandervanness3648
    @alexandervanness3648 4 роки тому +5

    I love everything about your work. Everyday I watch one of your pitch meeting videos and I genuinely belly laugh. Thank you so much for making these

  • @toddabbott781
    @toddabbott781 4 роки тому +102

    The problem I have is James Cameron said he had been sitting on this story for over 15 years waiting for the technology to be able to make it. He also has stated he is a big scifi fan and read lots of science fiction novels. Well I can tell because most of the plot dealing with the trees being connected and possibly sentient and the natives bonding with animals and burying their dead in knolls int the trees, and humans coming to the planet. Then one of them works with the natives with the plants and animals to overrun the outpost. Even the whole jungle planet and using branches as roads and how dangerous it is... This was written 10 years before Camron even dreamed of Avatar. He blatantly ripped of MidFlink by Alan Dean Foster. It was a new York Times best seller and his Pip and Flinx series was VERY popular among sci-fi readers. He never even gave a nod of his hat by saying he was inspired by sci-fi writers back then like... Nope he hogged all the lime light after stealing the idea for most of the story. The only think even partly original to the story was the use of the Avatars themselves. Otherwise it was a pocahontas store based in an Alan Dean Foster world.

    • @jim2lane
      @jim2lane Рік тому +4

      James Cameron only has consideration for James Cameron

    • @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq
      @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq Рік тому

      ROGER DEAN IS NOT ORIGNAL

    • @toddabbott781
      @toddabbott781 Рік тому

      @@ANONYMOUS-tg2tq ? You mean Alan Dean Foster was copying someone before him? It might be possible to copy the overall theme, but to copy that many details just looks really bad. Alan Dean Foster is best known for his creative aliens and unique worlds with their social/political structures. He has over 40 books in his Commonwealth series including about 15 in his Pip and Flinx series. His first book was published 50 years ago and he is still writing. Many of his books hit the #1 New York Times best seller list back in the day.

    • @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq
      @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq Рік тому

      @@toddabbott781 yes Roger dean copy the artwork and painting style of MAXFIELD PARRISH

    • @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq
      @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq Рік тому +1

      @@toddabbott781 and Roger dean did not make a single original things FLOTING ISLANDS NEON DRAGON etc all of these things Exists before he was born

  • @tarfap.kpamber9732
    @tarfap.kpamber9732 4 роки тому +2

    4:44 - 5:13 That whole exchange about the message and the budget🤣🤣🤣

  • @BluesCluesTheWigglesFTW
    @BluesCluesTheWigglesFTW 5 років тому +28

    30 seconds in and i’m already died of laughter!!! 😂😂

  • @1waytickettopluto
    @1waytickettopluto 5 років тому +34

    Back to the Future pitch meeting.

    • @AmitZinmanVideo
      @AmitZinmanVideo 5 років тому +2

      And then his mother hits on him. What? Yes, and then she either is gonna marry his pervy dad or some other guy who is basically Donald Trump, or both, depending on your point of view.

  • @sagarraisinghani8676
    @sagarraisinghani8676 3 роки тому +2

    3:20 Uhh... ok Uhh... awesome
    I simply loved this 😂

  • @BuyCookiesNow
    @BuyCookiesNow 3 роки тому +11

    Producer Guy: "That works for me."
    Writer Guy: "Thank god!"
    Captain Atheist: "Thank who?"

  • @destiny6692
    @destiny6692 5 років тому +3

    You should do a pitch meeting for screen rant's pitch meetings :D
    And for high school musical, because.
    Also I love pitch meetings so much, hilarious and really entertaining :)