That's Not a Freak Accident, It's a Dumb*ss Accident: Larry the Cable Guy
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
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It’s a “freak accident” when you are at that same filling station and some fool with a kite on his back lands on you!
I remember George Carlin’s description of a freak accident: 8 freaks in a van colliding with 6 freaks in a pickup.
Great comedy with no swearing,a rare treat these days, absolutely love it, from the hills of Donegal 🇮🇪🍀🇮🇪💚🇺🇸🇮🇪
Dry Bar Comedy Club...Its the best 👍..
Nothing wrong with "swearing." Bad words are an incorporeal concept. They do not exist. It's a human perception, arbitrarily attributed. Words have no meaning or power beyond what people give to them.
Numerous studies have proven beyond a doubt that people who swear are more honest and trustworthy. The reason is quite simple if I'm not worried about offending you with my language then I'm damn sure not worried about offending you with the truth but if I don't want to offend you I might lie to you to avoid doing so. There's plenty of clean comedy out there find what you like and stop complaining about what you don't and have a lovely day
@@zodarian6705 ZZZZZZZZZZ
@@Padrig67 well that's an intelligent fucking response
I'm still laughing from a bit in his Blue Collar tour when he explained that his Grandma (or Aunt??) gets the walking farts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha, she was at the bass pro shop, and they accused her of stealing a duck call and the stink bait.
I know that's funny but it's true. Occasionally I do get them.
@@woohunter1 Kudos, that's funny.
And Grandpa thought he was back in WW2 fighting the germans.
What’s funny for me is my grandmother DOES THAT!
After so much horrible news these days, it’s good to have some good clean laughs.
Let’s hope we see the 4 horseman of the blue collar tour back together again. If the eagles can do it…come on guys.
Highly unlikely because Bill Engvall is currently doing his farewell tour
@@marlanegohl4091 He's not dead, but he is retiring.
@@hanc37 my bad. Believed a rumor. Sorry
Not all the originaleagles did a comeback
Jeff Foxworthy isn’t even funny
Where you been, Larry? We missed you, dude. Great stuff.
Larry is following Christ. Heard his podcast. I follow with him.
Greyhound , a step below hitchhiking.
"$0.08 a day? You can't keep a gerbil alive for $0.08 a day!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
gotta love larry, man.. I remember back in the mid 90s, it was him, the retnick jeff foxworthy, and ron white, too hilarious man
And Bill Engvall.
I love this Guy , no matter what he does , stand up comedy or a Movie he's funny as Hell .
I went and seen about a year ago gotta say it was one of the best comedy shows I've been too .😂🤣
It's hard to follow a Trump headliner.
@@laurendoe168 It's harder to find logic in teary eyed left wing cry babies.
I've never seen him doing the weather
Bro have you seen that movie the health inspector?😂
Larry ALWAYS bring the truth 😂😂😂
His accent makes the jokes 10x better 🤣🤣🤣
He really doesn't have that accent. I saw him in a interview and he explained it
What aksent?
@@themedic4050 his southern accent
Yea its kind of funny if you here his real voice he sounds nothing like this its kinda high pitched lol
He's from Pawnee,Nebraska.
Every time a freak dies, an angel rings a bell.
" Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are"
We need newscasters to be more like this.
They are so tight you can hear their underwear squish practically in their seat😂😂
Yes
"Came in limping, nose bleeding like a greyhound bus overturned and hes trying to get help or something" lmfao damn. I havent laughed that hard in a long time hahaha
Used to work fairs and carnivals when they came to town. Started as a cashier selling tickets until old enough to work the joints and buck tub. Enjoyed it.
The joke with those women and Bill Clinton has got to be the best part of this clip
Let me tell you that’s funny right there
I love love LOVE my COUNTRY. Go to another one and you will be just peachy WHEN YOU COME HOME
So some one really knows! I'm from Texas originally and when I got back to the US I kissed that nasty Detroit International Airport tarmac! Home in the United States 🇺🇸!
That's the best description of a freak accident I've ever heard.
Does he still talk about the starving Pygmies in New Guinea or have the PC Police made him stop? Personally I was amazed that his tow truck alter ego got away with saying "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" at the end of Cars.
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 I LOVE THIS GUY OH MY GOSH 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
I love Larry the Cable Guy
looks like you hit every one of those buffets Larry lol
I closed my eyes and thought it was mater from the movie cars 😂
It was Mater 😉
dadgum! holy-smokes!
"Freak Accident" reminds me of a George Carlin line..."The San Diego Freeway was the scene of a freak accident today, as 3 freaks in a camper crashed into 6 freaks in a van..."
A fart stuck sideways
Hahaha
Larry for president!!!
i almost pissed myself laughing
I got to meet Larry at McCurdy's comedy club in Bradenton Fl. Back in the late 90's, I still have My Get-R-Done tee shirt.
It still is a freak accident. A freak having an accident.
Larry for President the us is a joke we need a good comedian for president in 2024
Lmfa unless he was in front of a new england crowd or he's was currently in new england that stop and shop reference. Haha Or as I call "Chop and Chop"
Eeeh... This video needs subtitles. I speak English, and some more. But whatever his language is, I definetly don't understand. Wooh, that sounds like it was spoken on a stallion at Trafalgar Square! Still true though. But don't get mad.
Was a stagetech & met Larry when he first started ..
Maybe the bleeding guy was in a freak accident.
lol!
that right there is funny
Did anyone notice 0:20 He says Dadgum
The bus from port Antonio to Kingston Jamaica is much slower
LOL, stop, I must catch my breath.
Fartoprack def meaning a fart that makes your back crack
"Not again". Lololol!!!
Yes, that's a freak accident. Love the Bill Clinton joke
He would have saved money flying standby,for sure. I priced Trailsway and Greyhound bus back in the sixties from Dallas to Washington DC. 3 days with lots of stops and figured about $20 a day in food and then called the airlines and it was way cheaper to fly.That is what sunk them.
In the mid seventies Trailways and Greyhound were in a price war and it was 49.95 to go anywhere they traveled.
I spent over a month combined doing three and four way trips across Country.
I was in my late teens , I met a lot of interesting people and learned that the worst part of any town in America is in close proximity to Bus Terminals.
No Greyhound loves over selling buses. Back in 2006 I road a bus from Hinesville GA to Memphis, TN and it took 3 days because they decided to sell tickets on a full bus and I was stuck sleeping on the floor in a bus station until another bus was on the way. I wonder how many people never made it home for Christmas because they bought the Greyhound tickets. It was cheap though or I wouldn’t have gone home for Christmas.
Grandpa Larry gets better with age.
Hello dear I feel shy to do this can I have your Facebook or Instagram name so that we talk
Yeah I heard get on the bus or get under it one time. And I thought to myself well I'll just write on the bumper
Yes that is right!!!
Beautiful
Everyone's favorite!
Larry is greatest ❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂😂
Who else noticed the mountain turned into a building?
Two clowns in a knife fight? I smell som new entertainment right there 🤔😏👍
I once waited 12 hours in Phoenix, Arizona, on a layover to Pamona, California, due to mechanical trouble on the plane. It would have been faster to rent a car and drive there.
But still faster than a greyhound bus lol
There was a freak accident on the highway. Five hippies were injured when their VW bus crashed while avoiding another hippie crossing the highway.
I was wondering what Larry's been up to, go to see him again
The clock keeps ticking...for Larry too. Sadly.
I used to ride Greyhound but the saddle got too big and I got saddle sore
Help…… what’s this man’s name . Funny as hell .
@@tillymynt9054 🥰😋🤭
Great comedy! LOL!
Me and my dad always liked this guy.
I rode a Grayhound bus from Ark. To Albany NY back in 2009- 38 dang hours and 9 bus changes with 2 one hour layovers and a filthy toilet on the buses - NEVER AGAIN
Funny... all the best from New Zealand
Fan that wants to attempt to maybe make a class klown for the people who pay to chuckle like a bowl of jello
thanks for sharing
I wonder if some people can remember the proposal for kites of some sort to be used by people to jump out of skyscrapers if the building was hit by an airplane? This would have been right after 9-11. That freak accident joke triggered this memory I have, almost certian it is true,
Why is it than every time i get drunk
I got this guy up…..
I traveled Greyhound once, 400 mile trip took 18 hours. NEVER again.
Yeah my 1st bus ride across the country I realized that about the 32nd small town we stopped at that it wasn't a straight through bus trip.
Speaking of hitchhiking, you don't see many people doing it anymore
This is where bumper stickers come from just refer to Forrest Gump
"I went from Sanford Florida" What the heck were you doing in Sanford, there's nothing down there but... Oh... research....
Here's a joke for you Larry the Cable Guy: You don't see a "Now Hiring" at a Mortuary!
Could be "now hiring" at the cemetery.
Yeah....their all dying to get in
Had to have my right leg amputated below the knee...I already have one foot in the grave! Lol 🤣
Here's one. " I'm ok. A little shaken up but I'm ok. I just got done giving my statement to the police. I can't believe I was robbed at the 711 in broad daylight on my way to work this morning. They got everything. All my money. The cops asked me if I knew who robbed me. I said yes . They asked if I would be willing to point them out in a lineup. I said no need , The thief is right outside.....it was pump number two."
@@johnny5fingers0966
Don't cha know? Good one!! 👍
Re used joke joke from Geechy Guy. Definition of Freak accident
I knew the first time I heard him on the ron and ron radio show here in Florida that he was going Big time..
Not again 🤣
Tell MATH to figure it out for itself.
Get er done
Never rode a Greyhound .. always Continental ..
119 days 🤣🤣
Good one
damn i dont know what it is, but I'm pretty sure his accent makes it so he doesn't look fat, he jus looks cool
Damn he's funny.
Hey, that’s some funny stuff
Hey, those parachute s have the least complaints there ever was….
The camera adds about twenty pounds.
Must've been about five cameras on him that night
A freak accident is driving down the highway on your motorcycle and having a port-o-let fall off the truck in front of you and kill you. That really happened.
Please come do a show in Sask Canada
ReeeeeeeeD Neeeeeeeeck For Sure!!!!! Just ask him where is his tractor??? And he will deny any but then watch'em drive away!!!!
A circus came to town and the fattest lady was going to marry the skinniest man in the world the bearded lady was best maid the smallest man was best man conjoined twins were train bearers the guests were the clowns and hairy were all put in the van to go to the church there was a terrible accident the bodies were all over the road mangled the police chief was being interviewed by the news crew and he said I can honestly say that this is the worst freak accident I have ever seen.
Please leave. Please. That was so painful I'm actually crying.
I miss carnivals that had freak shows. Freaks gotta eat, don't they?
not again LOL
He's getting bigger, too much high living......
@Rob A. Dear Rob, I have not been seeing him for a long time, that's how I could tell he was so much bigger. I haven't seen his uppity attitude, but we both know money can ruin a man if he lets it. Thanks for the info......
Good stuff!!
Mr Hastings is ok
Who jumped off their house with a pillowcase and expected a soft landing?
I jumped off the garage with an umbrella ☔ for a parachute. When I was about 10 years old, it didn't end well. 😅😅
What the news meant to say was a freak died in accident
Lol
💪💪💪🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👊🤙
"94 percent said 'not again'c!
Yes we need more comedy on tv also. Everything on tv is about murders or what ever
now you can't have a show without sex and gays and lesbians and raceswitching white actors for black actors the left have destroyed everything.