My grandma called every console a Nintendo. She'd buy random games, from varios consoles, give them to me and say, "Here! Play that on you Nintendo machine." 😂
These were made for well-meaning grandparents who really wanted to buy that 'World Wrestling' game for little Tomy's 10th birthday. Just like those mockbuster DVDs like 'Transmorphers' or 'The Da Vinci Treasure'
There's a channel on Pluto TV... I think it's called "Cult Films"... it's a movie channel. They play those types of films on a regular rotation... "Transmorphers" is one of the most prevalent.
Okbut some of those films are legit great. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes is a fuckin work of art. Transmorphers is also actually quite fun in a dumb way.
@@zlinedavid Or Brock Lesnar. He's known to spam belly-to-bellies as well as Germans for about 90% of his matches. Then suddenly he switches to spamming his so-called "finisher", the F5 for the remaining 10%. On very rare occasions, he'll bust out his once-in-a-blue-moon Kimura.
Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys is a perfect example of how stupid the video game collectors market is. Value is based entirely on rarity, the rarest titles are the ones nobody bought, and for the most part the reason nobody bought ‘em is they sucked on toast. For example one of my local vintage toy stores just got a graded copy of some lousy NES GI Joe game (Secrets of Serpent Mountain or something), it’s valued at $1500. Absolute madness.
@@MarquisLeary34Graded games are the dumbest. They’re worth the most to collectors, but they’re in sealed plastic boxes you can’t open or else they’ll instantly lose like 80% of their value.
I'd have to agree with you. Sure there have been some absolute stinkers from other publishers (even Nintendo!), but these games that were shown in this UA-cam video make E.T.: the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600 look like NES' Super Mario Bros. 3 (widely considered one of the best games of all time). That's definitely saying something.
You know Wrestling Bios is serious when the video starts and there's not really an introduction, background or story, instead he just absolutely trashes the product and then proceeds with the video.
"Smooth Criminal Papa Shango [...]" Two things. 1: You read my mind! And 2. "You've been cursed by / You've been hexed by / A smooth criminal who's just *barely* legally distinct enough to where Charles Wright can't sue!" 🤣
as soon as the video started, i heard the instrumental from def jam vendetta, when you activate the blazin moves. i know you already covered that game so i got confused lol.
You mean Vacant? Or was it the invisible guy playing as God teaming up with Shawn Michaels during that one boneheaded handicap tag match where Vince went up against Shawn?
Even I'd never heard of this and I've heard of some damn obscure wrestling games. I'm beginning to think that Phoniex dug their rancid, wretched claws into damn near every genre out there.
Haa! 1:59 This already broke me, just the way that "No...no." came out sounded so defeated in the most amusing way. Glad I waited to watch this after work while I am ....relaxing before going to bed. 😄👍
This video is very Worst Fighting Game, a series by Matt McMuscles. Great content, Mr Bios. If you ever consider branching out into talking about gaming in general, I'd sub.
I love your channel, I watch all your videos, but I'm tapping out on this one. Kuddos to you for trying to play that hot mess. 4:42 was as far as I could take lol
I usually like your videos because they're good, this particular time, however, is so your suffering with this game won't be in vain....much love from the states -Ol Boonie
Ain't no Phoenix rising out of the ashes of the company that repackaged Dingo Pictures cartoons as PS2 games. Man, it feels rough even calling those cartoons...
I have a suggestion kind of for a wrestling game review. I’m 48 when I was about 17 or 18 so 30 years ago there was a wrestling game I don’t know the name of that was an exclusive to a console called turbo grax 16. I remember it being fun but I smoked weed back then too. Thanks for the videos
I knew about Phoenix due to Phelous covering Dingo Pictures abominations which sometimes got ported onto the PS1 or 2 with a couple of inane minigames like the ones in Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys. It's a pity Wabuu wasn't in this game.
I once seen this and several other of these budgets games on a big cardboard stand in ASDA I think it was at the time proudly advertising the price that was about £19.99 or something really cheap for new games even on the PS2 at the time. As you can guess I just looked at them and shook my head and walked on.
“It’s a punch or a kick button”
It’s kick or be kicken…
also Punch or be Punchin
It's a kick your leg out of your opponents leg 🦵
Phoenix Games. The David Flair of video game developers.
Lol, but even David Flair was too good for this game.
More like Eric watts or Brooke hogan lol
More like the 1PW of video game developers.
Haa!
The opponent in that first match was bumping like David Flair during those "knock down" segments \ animations.
😆👍
I know, I was surprised my wife told me I was as stiff as david flair waiting to be chopped on the chest. I was very proud
This is the type of game a child receives from a grand parent who didn't know any better.
😂😂
My grandma called every console a Nintendo. She'd buy random games, from varios consoles, give them to me and say, "Here! Play that on you Nintendo machine." 😂
A for effort! @@J0HNJ0RDAN
@@J0HNJ0RDAN 🤣🤣🤣
@@J0HNJ0RDANmy nanny was the same only she would say “ intendo “ we never had the heart to tell her she was wrong. Lol
IT'S A PHOENIX GAME! EVERYBODY RUN!
Where Caddy when you needs him? 🙀
The PlayStation 2 equivalent of ljn.
@@williamhowe1with the looks to match lol
@@spyd3y1 Where's the nerd when you need him?
These were made for well-meaning grandparents who really wanted to buy that 'World Wrestling' game for little Tomy's 10th birthday.
Just like those mockbuster DVDs like 'Transmorphers' or 'The Da Vinci Treasure'
There's a channel on Pluto TV... I think it's called "Cult Films"... it's a movie channel.
They play those types of films on a regular rotation... "Transmorphers" is one of the most prevalent.
Okbut some of those films are legit great. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes is a fuckin work of art. Transmorphers is also actually quite fun in a dumb way.
More Belly to Belly Suplexes than a HHH vs Steiner Match.
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this 😂
@@zlinedavid Or Brock Lesnar. He's known to spam belly-to-bellies as well as Germans for about 90% of his matches. Then suddenly he switches to spamming his so-called "finisher", the F5 for the remaining 10%. On very rare occasions, he'll bust out his once-in-a-blue-moon Kimura.
Booker T’s “Don’t hate the player, hate the game” was meant for this game.
Exactly Booker T Was Not Dissing The Player But The Game Itself
Every time a garbage title from Phoenix Games is shown, Caddicarus feels a shiver run down his spine.
Tennings: 👀
This game makes Simpsons Wrestling play like Here Comes The Pain
😂
Yikes
Lmao I see no lies here 🤷🏾♂️
So someone basically made a video game of the brawl for all
World Wrestling Championship? They literally just switched two words in World Championship Wrestling? That's some top notch creativity right there.
whatever next? "wrestling entertainment world?" 😂 haha
The logo could even be read as WCW if you only read the WWC bit, definitely a tactic I think
Guessing they didn't wanna get sued
By WWE.
Wish this would qualify for Matt McMuscles WORST FIGHTING GAME series, would take the crown easily
well the current king of that series is SNES pit fighter... tough competition
Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys is a perfect example of how stupid the video game collectors market is. Value is based entirely on rarity, the rarest titles are the ones nobody bought, and for the most part the reason nobody bought ‘em is they sucked on toast. For example one of my local vintage toy stores just got a graded copy of some lousy NES GI Joe game (Secrets of Serpent Mountain or something), it’s valued at $1500. Absolute madness.
A great argument AGAINST the notion that the free market knows best.
@@MarquisLeary34Graded games are the dumbest. They’re worth the most to collectors, but they’re in sealed plastic boxes you can’t open or else they’ll instantly lose like 80% of their value.
The only with that is that some rich people are willing to pay that much just because it's rare. They'll probably never even play it.
Can't believe PlayStation let this
Atrocities happen on their PS2.
There were only two NES GI JOE games, GI JOE AND GI JOE: Atlantis Factor. Both are alright, but yea graded games are an insane market
I like how this went from The Worst Wrestling Game ever made, to possibly the worst game publisher ever
I'd have to agree with you. Sure there have been some absolute stinkers from other publishers (even Nintendo!), but these games that were shown in this UA-cam video make E.T.: the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600 look like NES' Super Mario Bros. 3 (widely considered one of the best games of all time). That's definitely saying something.
David Flair: The Videogame
XD
“I’m a big fan of the round system” ~ Tito Santana
Wrestling Bios has discovered Dingo Pictures. Somebody get Phelous in here!!
Haven’t heard that name in a minute
Video started…music played…immediately I say in a slowed down tone “Davey Boy Smith chinlock” 😂
U wasn't da only 1😂😂😂😂💯💯
13:30 You know you’ve got a certified banger on your hands with lyrics like “This is my song, I’ll sing it now”
You know when the intro music is the ‘Chin Lock’ music you’re in for a treat. Laughed all the way through this.
Wrestling Bios, are you okay? Do you need us to call someone? Do you want some N64 No Mercy?
The only "good" thing I can say about WWC is one of the grabs being a Ganso Bomb. Someone on the development team must have been a 90s AJPW fan.
You know Wrestling Bios is serious when the video starts and there's not really an introduction, background or story, instead he just absolutely trashes the product and then proceeds with the video.
"...You're a nobhead!" Hahahahahahahaha.
I laughed way too hard at that.
Quality insult
yeah, that comment made me waste a mouthful of coffee, get strangled, and get said coffee all over my keyboard and computer screen LOL
14:50 "Perhaps we could be friends?"
"Hmm. I dunno. I think we should be enemies."
I love how you named your guy Ed Leslie. The worst wrestler in the worst wrestling game is fitting. Bravo.
Give this game some credit. At least it won't be wasting space on anyone's shelf.
This game ranks very low on the Meng Manly Meter.
I was about to say naming the player Ed Leslie is probably what broke the game.
Would love to see you review MTV Celebrity Deathmatch!
That was a brilliant thin air suplex won't see better
Brings in the new gimick of the invisible man. Maybe as Vince.
@@SxSxG666
You mean he suplexed John Cena
😂😂😂
That man has a family !
@@lemias I can't see that
Kick, Punch, it’s all in your mind… oh wait, wrong game.
Man I love this channel, and especially the video game vids. Thank the Jam.
Damn, you didn’t have to do Brutus Beefcake this dirty 😅
Just when I Thoth nothing could be worse than WCW Backstage Assault
Thoth?
Someone needs to send this to James Rolfe the Angry Video Game Nerd for review.😂😂
Phoenix Games should be found Guilty for Crimes against Video Games
Just by watching the video alone, I think this game makes WWE 2K20 look like WWF No Mercy.
To those who played WWF No Mercy, I'm so sorry.
AKI N64 Games Rule👏🏾
The dude on the cover looks like a Undertaker & Brock Lesnar mash up.... Not sure how to feel about that!
"Smooth Criminal Papa Shango [...]"
Two things. 1: You read my mind!
And 2. "You've been cursed by / You've been hexed by / A smooth criminal who's just *barely* legally distinct enough to where Charles Wright can't sue!" 🤣
I saw WWC and thought "nice the Puerto Rican wrestling company had a game. It could be cool to play as Carlos Colon" 😂
4 moves? Is that kevin nash in the game?
Hey now, Nash had 6 and that was with the hair flip
as soon as the video started, i heard the instrumental from def jam vendetta, when you activate the blazin moves. i know you already covered that game so i got confused lol.
That's a rabbit hole I never expected this video to go down.
Davey Boy Smith Chinlock!
Phoenix games sales consisted of grandparents buying the wrong game for their grandkids.
A channel called tennings reviewed the phoenix games , I've never had them before and glad I didn't !
Great review as always pal
He didn’t suplex the air, he duplexes John Cena 😂
You mean Vacant? Or was it the invisible guy playing as God teaming up with Shawn Michaels during that one boneheaded handicap tag match where Vince went up against Shawn?
This game was revolutionary. It had the Kevin Dunn camera zooms before they were in WWE. Truly ahead of its time
This makes WCW Backstage Assault look like a masterpiece.
Whenever Phoenix Games props up, the shadow of Caddicarus crosses my soul.
Damn it... Ed came so close to a world title... pity Terry wasn't around to pull some strings.
This game blew the budget of just the two slam animations
Even I'd never heard of this and I've heard of some damn obscure wrestling games. I'm beginning to think that Phoniex dug their rancid, wretched claws into damn near every genre out there.
Haa! 1:59
This already broke me, just the way that "No...no." came out sounded so defeated in the most amusing way.
Glad I waited to watch this after work while I am ....relaxing before going to bed.
😄👍
Wrestling bios reviewing Wrestling games 🍿 😎👍
Love your videos. U cover everything
4:56 It's Raven!
What is the instrumental playing throughout the intro? I can never seem to remember, though I am certain I heard the song when it first came out!
Thank you for sharing this with us. I enjoyed the laughs and your unbiased commentary. 😂
Who thought when he said he was going to “complete it” he was talking about the death penalty and prepared to see him smash the game into pieces
You should consider starting a "Video Game Bios" channel. I enjoy hearing your take on gaming in general... and I know I'm not the only one!
This video is very Worst Fighting Game, a series by Matt McMuscles. Great content, Mr Bios. If you ever consider branching out into talking about gaming in general, I'd sub.
🤣🤣🤣 6:05, i love your commentary!
I love your channel, I watch all your videos, but I'm tapping out on this one. Kuddos to you for trying to play that hot mess. 4:42 was as far as I could take lol
The wrestlers throwing themselves around the ring looked absolutely hilarious 😂.
Soon as i saw that Pheonix Games logo, ...i knew what i was in for
I usually like your videos because they're good, this particular time, however, is so your suffering with this game won't be in vain....much love from the states
-Ol Boonie
I thought this was Wrestle With Wreget hearing that intro music.
8:30 The Wall...but where's Berlin?
The thing that irks me the most is how the knockdown count goes backwards from 10-1.
I can't be the only one who enjoys your reviews of terrible matches, PPVs and games this much!
"Ive had more fun playing microsoft powerpoint." I loved this line.
I can’t remember when I heard about this but it really reminded me of the Celebrity Deathmatch game except even worse
So close to 400k subs! Get bios there, you marks!
Smashed his oppnents back doors in 😂😂
I remember this one.
Played it once, never touched it again.
Did anybody else notice 'THE Grosvenor Place' in London Cab Challenge? There's no 'The', it's just Grosvenor Place.
I own this for my collection but never played it thanks for the warning. I had a feeling you were talking about this one just a hunch
I think it's hilarious that they named a character "Ed Leslie"... literally Brutus Beefcake's real name.
I am not sure you'll find a single defender of this game.
Can't believe I made it through that...
i think itd be cool if you made a “Gaming Bios” channel where you talk about non wrestling games
Mutha fuggin right
"37 wins and he got them all by smashing his opponents back doors in" jesus christ!,i havent laughed so much in ages!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Smooth Criminal Papa Shongo" is just Darby Allin
Good afternoon Ryan AKA Wrestling Bios Mr Sir!! Let's relive the.. oh shat tis not Thursday 😹🤣🤣
Ed Leslie is the real name of Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.
Even the Simpsons wrestling game looks 10 out of 10 compared to this trash.
WWF Brawl For All: The Video Game
Can’t believe I’m about to say this, but this game makes Russo look like Bill Watts.
The THQ music over the horrendous gameplay was giving me a stroke lol
No top rope moves? Bill Watts must have been a consultant for this game.
6:30 Should you be Punk Jonathan, Curly Jonathan, Cornrow Jonathan, Black Jonathan, Shango Jonathan or Jonathan?
"Ok bio you're gonna get in there and you're gonna punch and punch and punch and well that's it ps I am in a wheelchair lol
Woah, did they go from 101 Dalmatians down to 3? Damn, Cruella deville got 98 of em!
Which Cruella? The Glenn Close version, or the Emma Stone version?
Ain't no Phoenix rising out of the ashes of the company that repackaged Dingo Pictures cartoons as PS2 games.
Man, it feels rough even calling those cartoons...
I have a suggestion kind of for a wrestling game review. I’m 48 when I was about 17 or 18 so 30 years ago there was a wrestling game I don’t know the name of that was an exclusive to a console called turbo grax 16. I remember it being fun but I smoked weed back then too. Thanks for the videos
Do you plan on reviewing wcw superbrawl for snes?
I knew about Phoenix due to Phelous covering Dingo Pictures abominations which sometimes got ported onto the PS1 or 2 with a couple of inane minigames like the ones in Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys. It's a pity Wabuu wasn't in this game.
Fuckin video starts with the Davy Boy Smith Chinlock music = instant win
Tennings on UA-cam used to rip phoenix games to pieces definitely worth a watch
What a bonus to get a rip on Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys
I once seen this and several other of these budgets games on a big cardboard stand in ASDA I think it was at the time proudly advertising the price that was about £19.99 or something really cheap for new games even on the PS2 at the time. As you can guess I just looked at them and shook my head and walked on.