"Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?" -also Stan Pines
"You know studies show that ladders are 10 times more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder"
Good on Stan, not letting the government take his money. It's also very likely he pays his employees under the table for the same reason (he said that he liked payment under the table in one of his Disney XD interviews)
The best part is that he's not even groundbreakingly good at it or anything, it's just the fact that tourists are dumb and the townspeople's minds are canonically all messed up because of the Society of the Blind Eye's influence w/the memory ray. With that being said though, I will give Stan the credit he deserves for successfully scamming an ageless, all-knowing dream demon of pure chaos, that definitely takes some serious skill.
Weird enough, a 4chan anonymous poster put it best, but because I cant remember what he wrote perfectly, I will summarized it. They basically said that bill and stanley are same type of coin, except one keepa falling further into a dark abyss, while the other had something to live for and a loving family, he changed his situation of being a simple con man.
The fact that stan been doing it for a long time and yet never been caught means he might be the most dangerous con artist in the world Edit: I didn't finish the show, and some of these replies made me doubtful. I've could be wrong, but knowing Stan, he perhaps faked his own imprisoned or even fake his own memories to believe he was in prison before. He could be in prison before and escape his way out by making people think he was in prison or he lied and never been in prison before at all, idk🤷🏾♂️ tell me which one is right.
I like to think the Stan-Vac was the only thing he sold that wasn’t a scam, it’s just that the slogan sucked and he couldn’t think of anything that didn’t make it sound like it would break after half a second of use.
@christianbolisca1493 That reminds me, Squidward and Wendy would also help, despite not wanting too lol. Either helping them with supplies or helping the cheering crowd with expensive popcorn and drinks as well as 0.5% off "coupon" for an excuse to go to the Mystery Shack or the Krusty Krab, which is also helping their boss in winning lol
I just realized. Stan says that their drawing of Ben Franklin looks like a woman. And in the episode where dipper and maple discover Quinton trembly, it’s revealed that Ben Franklin being a woman was a government coverup
1:26 This scene actually makes sense on the townsfolk being so gullible! Their minds were being erased by the forgetting gun, so they ended up losing common sense.
The people of Gravity Falls are complete idiots because of the Society of the Blind Eye. And for 30 years Stan has made a living taking advantage of them.
"Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Are you sick of cartoons like Teen Titans Go? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls won’t give you feels, I repeat it won’t give you feels!" It gave ya feels!
"Hi! I’m Matt Braly! Are you sick of cartoons like Velma? Then what you need is Amphibia! Amphibia won’t make you emotional, I repeat it won’t make you emotional!" It made ya emotional!
I’m pretty sure it’s implied that Stan met Eda and she ran away with his money, as evident by Alex Hirsch’s audio commentary for the episode Land Before Swine
0:58 I didn't realize this but Dipper was actually right when making Ben Franklin look like a woman. Because it's revealed in like a few episodes later that Ben Franklin was a woman.
Dipper and maple aren't exactly innocent either their Cleary aware of stans crimes and even help commit them. Ya there twelve but dipper is smart enough to know better
I love how Steve acted like he wasn't a mechanic so he wouldn't break character. Everyone hates Stan. Steve wouldn't even break character to help with his car.
For real though. I agree. And you're not the first person to point that out lol. Honestly I had to binge gravity falls for a while before I could even make this video 😭
Bardle: "Ok. Which one of you is Ford? Oh, yep. That one's Ford. Wait. Is that your brother over there?" Stan: "Try and catch me now!" Ford: "Stanley! No!"
Funny thing is, this kinda proves that he's self-defeating. Here this guy is, capable of making materials, setting up materials, commercials with video editing that he probably did himself (which means going frame by frame on TAPE and cutting and regluing that tape--because its the damn 70s and you have to edit the physical tape), charismatic enough to get the attention of hundreds (if not thousands) of people (before the Internet even). Honestly if he went into legit business as a spokesman or something, he would've probably been swimming in dough by the time Ford called him.
@@luccaabasolo7202 I meant that he still wanted money after bailing out Ford, but then I watched the series again, it turns out he also had to pay off Ford's debts.
It’s not that he’s a brilliant scam artist that could possibly scam professional, it’s just that the rest of the town is stupid. Dumb enough to believe putting money in a sack can make it disappear
Fun fact: the names of stans first two products are named after scams! It’s a total sham, sham is a name for a scam. And the rip-off because it’s a rip-off
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“if there are no cops around, anything is legal”
-Stan Pines
"There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves"
-Stan Pines
"Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?"
-also Stan Pines
Thank you for your wisdom oh great ones!
I got a shirt with that on it! 😂
I got 2 questions for ya @@mangosoda7117
1.which one?
2.WHERE?!
"You know studies show that ladders are 10 times more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder"
Thats going in my best grunkle stan quotes
Right next to "Finally a good excuse to punch a teenager in the face"
“Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child!!”
That is my favorite Grunkle Stand quote.
He also regularly commits massive tax fraud
That’s him pretending to be ford
@@FlareguyI get that, but I still have a hard time believing he never ever shorted IRS, not even a bit 😂
A legend
Considering he panicked when he had a visitor who he thought was the tax collector.
Good on Stan, not letting the government take his money. It's also very likely he pays his employees under the table for the same reason (he said that he liked payment under the table in one of his Disney XD interviews)
I love how Stan didn’t even try to be subtle about the Sham Total and Rip Off products
The best type of lie is the truth
I think it actually implies that Stan is the *reason* why people started calling scams Rip-Offs and Shams
I don't get it.
Also the Stan vack "it sucks more than anything!"
@@Zenitricious”probably should work on that” 😂
Literally naming his products the "Sham" and the "Rip-Off"... genius! 😂
Like The Mystery Hack
And the sasscrock
Sham Total is a reference to the Shamwow guy (Vince Offer), who is famous for telemarketing the Slap Chop, Shamwow and Schticky
The best part is that he's not even groundbreakingly good at it or anything, it's just the fact that tourists are dumb and the townspeople's minds are canonically all messed up because of the Society of the Blind Eye's influence w/the memory ray. With that being said though, I will give Stan the credit he deserves for successfully scamming an ageless, all-knowing dream demon of pure chaos, that definitely takes some serious skill.
To be quite fair, while bill is smart, he is also a con man, like stanley! Except he only sees the con part and not man.
Weird enough, a 4chan anonymous poster put it best, but because I cant remember what he wrote perfectly, I will summarized it.
They basically said that bill and stanley are same type of coin, except one keepa falling further into a dark abyss, while the other had something to live for and a loving family, he changed his situation of being a simple con man.
Alternative title - 90 percent of all Stan scenes
100th like
"MONEY!!!!"
Favorite line of Stan being exploitative: “Woah! Children fighting! I can sell this!” 😂
Ten years of homelessness really turned Stan into the best scam artist in the world
You do whatcha gotta do i guess lmao he's honestly still the GOAT for persevering in challenging situations
The fact that stan been doing it for a long time and yet never been caught means he might be the most dangerous con artist in the world
Edit: I didn't finish the show, and some of these replies made me doubtful. I've could be wrong, but knowing Stan, he perhaps faked his own imprisoned or even fake his own memories to believe he was in prison before. He could be in prison before and escape his way out by making people think he was in prison or he lied and never been in prison before at all, idk🤷🏾♂️ tell me which one is right.
You just may be onto something
He tricked a demon so you are right
Hes been in prison in different states across 3 countries, tho. His own words
@@facosa9924 Would you trust the words of the Greatest con-man in history?
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja we saw his memories
He’s not even subtle about his scams and the idiots still fall for it!
At that point Stan is just doing honest business
I like to think the Stan-Vac was the only thing he sold that wasn’t a scam, it’s just that the slogan sucked and he couldn’t think of anything that didn’t make it sound like it would break after half a second of use.
Literally Boy who cried wolf.
"Stan-Vac, it sucks more than anything! Gotta work on that"
I'm dead bro 💀
Man Grunkle Stan could give Mr. Krabs a run for his money (figuratively and literally)
Now I want to see a battle between Stan and Krabs.
With Mabel & Dipper and Spongebob & Patrick being assistance or support.
@@cesarv7685 that would be funny
Although nobody but Mr. Krabs would sell an employee’s soul for 62 cents.
@@christianbolisca1493 true
@christianbolisca1493 That reminds me, Squidward and Wendy would also help, despite not wanting too lol. Either helping them with supplies or helping the cheering crowd with expensive popcorn and drinks as well as 0.5% off "coupon" for an excuse to go to the Mystery Shack or the Krusty Krab, which is also helping their boss in winning lol
The most essential scam of the series: committing identity theft for 30 years after sending his brother through a space portal
“The Rip-Off WON’T give you rashes, I repeat, it WON’T give you rashes.”
It gave you rashes
It gave you rashes
SUCKS MORE THEN ANYTHING
I just realized. Stan says that their drawing of Ben Franklin looks like a woman. And in the episode where dipper and maple discover Quinton trembly, it’s revealed that Ben Franklin being a woman was a government coverup
1:26 This scene actually makes sense on the townsfolk being so gullible! Their minds were being erased by the forgetting gun, so they ended up losing common sense.
You forgot his biggest scam of all…
I'm intrigued...go on...
@@teejaystechtips The one where he committed identity theft for thirty years. And where he did it again to outwit an arrogant dream demon.
Would we call it his biggest ...... "stan"?
I'll see myself out.
@@sims2lovealotthat was a good joke
. . . Stealing all our hearts
The people of Gravity Falls are complete idiots because of the Society of the Blind Eye. And for 30 years Stan has made a living taking advantage of them.
This comment right here is one of my favorites
It WON'T give you rashes.
It gave you rashes
0:31 me now realizing that the reason he made that was when prom night was on and Ford got splashed.
On a side note.. he tanked that pitcher without being phased.
0:11 Maduro
Sí
Literalmente.
Sí
Real
Saquen a maduro de venezuela
1:50 that's not stan, that's Steve pinington
Oh I thought that was Stan 11!1!1!1!???£3
"If life give you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for twice the price!" - Stan pines
Alex Hirsch voices him and created him, heck, Stan is one of the characters in the spotlight... Alex, what did you do
Gave us a beloved and dangerous character
He’s literally in the spotlight in the counterfeiting scene
Not only that, it’s inspired by his own Grunkle Stan.
"Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Are you sick of cartoons like Teen Titans Go? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls won’t give you feels, I repeat it won’t give you feels!" It gave ya feels!
"I have made my mark alright! Fortunately, so did the show!"
"Hi! I’m Matt Braly! Are you sick of cartoons like Velma? Then what you need is Amphibia! Amphibia won’t make you emotional, I repeat it won’t make you emotional!" It made ya emotional!
I love the cutoff of "Wendy! Mark up those prices! The higher the better.. Higher! BLEED 'EM DRY-"
Imagine what he and Eda could accomplish if they worked together.
I’m pretty sure it’s implied that Stan met Eda and she ran away with his money, as evident by Alex Hirsch’s audio commentary for the episode Land Before Swine
Owl house is another show I intend to watch and if I like it enough make edits of it.
You will
Fun fact: they were canonically married.
I’m not making this up: Stan’s ex-wife is Eda; Alex Hitsch confirmed it
this makes it even more impressive that Eda is able to con him. He might be the best on earth, but Eda's the best period
The sack of mistery has to be my favourite.
I think the penny machine is my favorite
Love that they made a sham wow reference
This is why we stan Stan
“You can do anything, just don’t get caught”
-Stan pines, probably
"when there's no cops around, anything's legal"
-Stan Pines
Stanley and Saul Goodman would be such an unstoppable duo
"Your honor, he's has been making important things on his life and his name is Stan Ford, so what would he supposed to do, give them back?"
0:53 How did nobody notice the pitchforks breaking until it's too late?
0:58
I didn't realize this but Dipper was actually right when making Ben Franklin look like a woman. Because it's revealed in like a few episodes later that Ben Franklin was a woman.
2:23 💀💀💀
0:44 in his defense it was true to the name. A total sham😂
I love that this fandom is still active, especially when it comes to compilations.
Tell me why Disney doesn't have a Mystery Shack in the Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground
"The Rip-Off bandages WON'T Give you rashes. I repeat: They WON'T Give you rashes."
*They gave you rashes.*
Dipper and maple aren't exactly innocent either their Cleary aware of stans crimes and even help commit them. Ya there twelve but dipper is smart enough to know better
I don't hate them
I typed 'grunkle stan jewish' in the search bar and this video came up first 😂😂
The fact Benjamin Franklin is a women in the world of gravity falls makes stand comment funnier
Well technically he wasnt lying with shammies 😄
"It WON'T give you rashes!"
Later...
"It gave you rashes."
I love how the counterfit scene forshadows the pioneer day episode
I love how Steve acted like he wasn't a mechanic so he wouldn't break character. Everyone hates Stan. Steve wouldn't even break character to help with his car.
Stan is the perfect candidate and he's at least honest about his dishonesty.
“What are you going to do about crime in gravity falls?”
“You mean regular crime or the ones committed by me specifically?”
When you realize he does the really illegal stuff to bring back his brother
0:32 is that the sham wow
That’s what I said too!
1:49 at that price, you could buy a pair of AirPods Pro
Stan Vac sucks more than anything 😂
late but you shouldve put the fact he scammed a trillion year old dream demon that mightve been his best one yet😭
For real though. I agree.
And you're not the first person to point that out lol.
Honestly I had to binge gravity falls for a while before I could even make this video 😭
I may make a part two or perhaps a remake of this video with more content than it currently has
Bardle: "Ok. Which one of you is Ford? Oh, yep. That one's Ford. Wait. Is that your brother over there?"
Stan: "Try and catch me now!"
Ford: "Stanley! No!"
Funny thing is, this kinda proves that he's self-defeating. Here this guy is, capable of making materials, setting up materials, commercials with video editing that he probably did himself (which means going frame by frame on TAPE and cutting and regluing that tape--because its the damn 70s and you have to edit the physical tape), charismatic enough to get the attention of hundreds (if not thousands) of people (before the Internet even).
Honestly if he went into legit business as a spokesman or something, he would've probably been swimming in dough by the time Ford called him.
2:02 my favorite xd
"Road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!"
The last one wasn't even a scam. "It sucks more than anything" just wasn't an appealing slogan.
I've undertaken the challenge of rewatching every episode of Gravity Falls to see if I can add to this video
This video is why I kin Stan /j I swear
You can combine every single Crime Stan has done in this entire show and yet still wouldn't compared to how Horrible Mr.Krabs is
Road safely laws... PREPARED TO BE IGNORED
somewhere in the afterlife his old man would be finally impressed he did something good like the mystery shack.
Stan and Eddy would be good scamming pals.
The pitchfork thing is genius
He is my spirit animal
2:20 idk who designed that guy but he’s awesome
Alex moronic Hirsch
He gains a lot of money but... where does he spent it?
I don't know, maybe in some sort of a transdimensional machine or something like that.
@@luccaabasolo7202 I meant that he still wanted money after bailing out Ford, but then I watched the series again, it turns out he also had to pay off Ford's debts.
How is Stanford no in jail
Still can't fantom how they made an asshole into a lovable character
Gotta love Disney’s equivalent to Eddy (of Ed, Edd n’ Eddy)!
We put the FUN in no refunds!😀
The counterfeit scene becomes funnier when they find out that Ben Franklin WAS a woman in Irrational Treasure
Mr. Krabs but Disney
2:24 out of context 💀💀💀
How has the FTC not investigated Stan yet? Actually they probably did
Is it bad that I view him as a role model
It’s not that he’s a brilliant scam artist that could possibly scam professional, it’s just that the rest of the town is stupid. Dumb enough to believe putting money in a sack can make it disappear
At that point it's not even a scam. Just a monetary transaction involving an idiot who can't be trusted with their own money
Uncle Scam
Bleedem dryyy
I sooooo want to see Stan and Saul Goodman interact
Better Call Saul is a show I've yet to watch. Maybe I should, and make edits after.
Fun fact, Alex Hirsch wanted Bob Odenkirk to voice Stan but couldn't because of scheduling conflicts.
Stanley Doing a Illegal Stuff a lot of times
It's not called the Mystery hack for nothing.
I've always loved that
I've always loved that
I’m Surprised The IRS Didn’t Arrest Him ;)
I'd like to get scammed by this guy.
LMAO I'd love to see what scams he has up his sleeves. Especially would like to see him try to scam pepople who aren't idiots.
Well I'm not an idiot, so I can find out. Willingly.@@teejaystechtips
Lololol 😂😂😂
Every one will agree that Stan is the one why you watched the show
They kinda deserve being scammed if they're gonna keep coming back to the said scam artist
this is eddy's final form
Incrível
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Bro really said “SUCKS MORE THEN ANYTHING” I was a little dirty minded there.
Stan is Saul goodman confirmed.
Funny thing is that penny machine probably lost money
Fun fact: the names of stans first two products are named after scams! It’s a total sham, sham is a name for a scam. And the rip-off because it’s a rip-off
And ShamWow is a real product
“It won’t give you rashes, I repeat won’t give you rashes! (2 seconds later) it gave you rashes!”-Stan
At least he's self aware of the way he scams people
0:08 From this alone we can assume Mason "Dipper" Pines is not above swearing, just from how sharp the "heck" is.
Okay I'll bite. Where did you get the name "Mason" from
@@teejaystechtips Written in Journal 3 (the released one) where Dipper reveals his birth name.
Thank you. I need to read the books. Especially book of bill. May do some content on it 🙏
You seem like a real fan of GF. You should check out the music vids I made. I made two of them so far...
Hu. I thought therd be more
Subscribe right now and I'll make an extended version
IT won't give you rashes.
IT GAVE YOU RASHES 2:01